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Shitlaw mastermen, pls weigh in on Tiger’s DUI plea deal

Five year license suspension seems like a lot. Maybe they we...
Ass Problems
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Tiger did nothing wrong
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there is zero reason he should ever drive a car for any reas...
retarded tranny pedophile
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he's asian
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blasian, actually
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Should have gotten jail time. This wasn't getting pulled ove...
Nazca Redlines
  09/02/26
>while hopped up on goofballs and tutu Sounds like a d...
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Plus mixed race AZN. FATCEPs covered a lot of those bases as...
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South Asians pretending to be African American is one of the...
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He has no prior DUI convictions. I agree that he "shoul...
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lol, no Prosecutor wants to stand in front of a jury with Ti...
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Great deal for a repeat offender
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Date: September 2nd, 2026 11:19 AM
Author: Ass Problems

Five year license suspension seems like a lot. Maybe they were really gonna nail him. Obviously he can afford drivers but riding in the backseat like a child for 5 years is pretty humiliating.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5899920&forum_id=2#50110786)



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Date: September 2nd, 2026 11:24 AM
Author: .,.,.,.,.,...,.,,.,,.....,.,..,.,,...,.,.,,...,.


Tiger did nothing wrong

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5899920&forum_id=2#50110800)



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Date: September 2nd, 2026 11:25 AM
Author: retarded tranny pedophile

there is zero reason he should ever drive a car for any reason ever again. he's a billionaire - hire a fucking driver.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5899920&forum_id=2#50110805)



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Date: September 2nd, 2026 11:26 AM
Author: .,.,.,.,.,...,.,,.,,.....,.,..,.,,...,.,.,,...,.


he's asian

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5899920&forum_id=2#50110806)



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Date: September 2nd, 2026 11:33 AM
Author: retarded tranny pedophile

blasian, actually

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5899920&forum_id=2#50110822)



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Date: September 2nd, 2026 12:43 PM
Author: Oh, you retrieve?



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5899920&forum_id=2#50111073)



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Date: September 2nd, 2026 11:48 AM
Author: ...,....,,........



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5899920&forum_id=2#50110875)



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Date: September 2nd, 2026 12:43 PM
Author: Oh, you retrieve?



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5899920&forum_id=2#50111075)



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Date: September 2nd, 2026 11:40 AM
Author: Nazca Redlines

Should have gotten jail time. This wasn't getting pulled over for going 70 in a 60 then being a little wobbly in a field sobriety test. He was driving recklessly while hopped up on goofballs and tutu and flipped his car. And this isn't his first DUI or inebriated wreck. He's going to kill someone eventually.

Presumably, the prosecutors were afraid to try the case and possibly lose, so they agreed to a weak plea.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5899920&forum_id=2#50110844)



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Date: September 2nd, 2026 12:44 PM
Author: Oh, you retrieve?

>while hopped up on goofballs and tutu

Sounds like a description of many megapoasters over the years, too 😋

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5899920&forum_id=2#50111078)



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Date: September 2nd, 2026 2:18 PM
Author: Student Poaster, Please Be Patient

Plus mixed race AZN. FATCEPs covered a lot of those bases as a dark skinned Indian from Kolkata who pretended to be black

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5899920&forum_id=2#50111420)



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Date: September 2nd, 2026 2:18 PM
Author: Oh, you retrieve?



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5899920&forum_id=2#50111421)



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Date: September 2nd, 2026 2:19 PM
Author: Oh, you retrieve?

South Asians pretending to be African American is one of the most hilariously bizarre modern cultural occurrences (and modernity is full of MANY 180 phenomena!)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5899920&forum_id=2#50111424)



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Date: September 2nd, 2026 12:57 PM
Author: The Scrotum (gunneratttt)

He has no prior DUI convictions. I agree that he "should" go to jail if we consider what we know about him, but it wouldn't be fair to treat him more harshly than others just because he's famous and we know he's a lush.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5899920&forum_id=2#50111127)



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Date: September 2nd, 2026 12:58 PM
Author: Oh, you retrieve?



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5899920&forum_id=2#50111129)



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Date: September 2nd, 2026 11:53 AM
Author: ...,....,,........

lol, no Prosecutor wants to stand in front of a jury with Tiger Fucking Woods.

Even if they did get a guilty verdict, no judge would actually put Tiger in jail for a fucking non-injury DUI.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5899920&forum_id=2#50110903)



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Date: September 2nd, 2026 12:43 PM
Author: Oh, you retrieve?



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5899920&forum_id=2#50111074)



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Date: September 2nd, 2026 2:14 PM
Author: a New York Times analysis of Reddit posts

Tons of judges take duis super seriously and would love to do this. Plus another group of judges love locking up rich and/or white people.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5899920&forum_id=2#50111404)



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Date: September 2nd, 2026 2:15 PM
Author: Oh, you retrieve?



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5899920&forum_id=2#50111412)



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Date: September 2nd, 2026 2:16 PM
Author: ( `-`)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5899920&forum_id=2#50111417)



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Date: September 2nd, 2026 2:17 PM
Author: Oh, you retrieve?



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5899920&forum_id=2#50111419)



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Date: September 2nd, 2026 1:40 PM
Author: Oh, you retrieve?



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5899920&forum_id=2#50111254)



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Date: September 2nd, 2026 2:13 PM
Author: a New York Times analysis of Reddit posts

Great deal for a repeat offender

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5899920&forum_id=2#50111397)



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Date: September 2nd, 2026 2:13 PM
Author: Oh, you retrieve?



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5899920&forum_id=2#50111400)