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$750k but you can only eat at subway for the rest of your life

cookies, subs, chips, soda, pretty much whatever you want. ...
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Carmine turdskin
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i dont want to starve to death a decade or two from now, no ...
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LJL, this is a ripoff, I could buy 150,000 $5 sandwiches at ...
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Carmine turdskin
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But where will I get $750k
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Pink Wrinkle Home
  07/06/20
why was this not the first response
excitant police squad
  07/07/20
No, seeing as food is one of the few pleasures available to ...
flushed ticket booth
  07/06/20
which are the pleasures not available to you?
Thriller bright center clown
  07/06/20
the flesh
flushed ticket booth
  07/07/20
i wouldnt do that for 10 million
Alcoholic pit
  07/06/20
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Fiercely-loyal queen of the night codepig
  07/06/20
$750K is too low. For $3M I would.
Obsidian resort striped hyena
  07/06/20
I would do it for $1mm if I could add my own bacon, because ...
spruce hairraiser macaca crackhouse
  07/07/20
what's the contingency if subway goes out of business
slimy flatulent black woman
  07/06/20
If they go out of business, youll have to eat at the other m...
Carmine turdskin
  07/06/20
schlotzkys
hateful fishy factory reset button
  07/07/20
Togo's would be much more tolerable.
At-the-ready multi-colored hominid
  07/07/20
cr. togos for $1.5 mil might be worth it
Carmine turdskin
  07/07/20
hdy
Pink Wrinkle Home
  07/07/20
if you're in Vegas or Florida can it be Earl of Sandwich
Umber Well-lubricated Kitchen Brethren
  07/07/20
Do you have to eat all the meals at Subway or can you get th...
Razzmatazz Flickering Water Buffalo
  07/06/20
You can eat them anywhere.
Carmine turdskin
  07/06/20
no fucking way. i think $2.75M would be hard to pass.
razzle bossy hall pocket flask
  07/06/20
750k for life is a no. 150k per year, payable on Jan. 1 the...
180 sweet tailpipe
  07/06/20
you could quit your job obviously. you figure $150K with zer...
razzle bossy hall pocket flask
  07/06/20
subway will go out of business when the world runs out of in...
Sable digit ratio
  07/07/20
lol no
mischievous mediation
  07/06/20
Fuck no asshole. Jared got a better deal than that.
Topaz gas station
  07/06/20
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slimy flatulent black woman
  07/06/20
if you've got 40 years of life expectancy left, to say "...
slimy flatulent black woman
  07/06/20
plus what you pay for food
Thirsty shrine
  07/07/20
probably less if you eat 100% subway
brilliant dashing temple haunted graveyard
  07/07/20
No way. Good food is one of life's greatest joys. And $750K ...
internet-worthy high-end jap
  07/07/20
Bro considering something you put in your body to be "o...
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  07/07/20
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navy pisswyrm
  07/07/20
Yes
Maize halford idiot
  07/07/20
180
Carmine turdskin
  07/07/20
b
cheese-eating pearl lodge
  07/07/20
I would quickly throw out the bread and just eat the topping...
excitant police squad
  07/07/20
spinach, tomatoes, olives, peppers. you could eat healthy fo...
Obsidian resort striped hyena
  07/07/20
I mentioned pesticide poisoning, didn't I?
excitant police squad
  07/07/20
you think Subway is less careful with that stuff than 99% of...
Obsidian resort striped hyena
  07/07/20
This was basically Jared’s deal but he could also fuck...
Zombie-like rough-skinned site
  07/07/20
I would like to swap the $750K for this if possible
excitant police squad
  07/07/20
where do I sign up
cerise spot rigor
  07/07/20
They just recently discontinued the roast beef and the rotis...
Apoplectic stead toilet seat
  07/07/20
Figured no one ordered roast beef there. Lmao
Carmine turdskin
  07/07/20
They killed it because beef prices are soaring under covid. ...
Apoplectic stead toilet seat
  07/07/20
CR what kind of freak orders disgusting roast beef at subway...
navy pisswyrm
  07/07/20
The Subway Club was the best thing they had on the menu
Apoplectic stead toilet seat
  07/07/20
that "Bloomington Bathouse" lib is one weird mothe...
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  07/07/20
I think it's a deal.
vigorous stag film toaster
  07/07/20
hard pass
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  07/07/20
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Misanthropic National Travel Guidebook
  07/07/20
use the $ to buy a subway franchise and then cook whatever y...
nighttime titillating parlor blood rage
  07/07/20
(loophole masterman)
slimy flatulent black woman
  07/07/20
One year later the audit team behind the dispersal of the fu...
Obsidian resort striped hyena
  07/07/20
one weird trick
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  07/08/20
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Stimulating turquoise friendly grandma
  07/08/20
Real twist is if subways close in America and you're forced ...
Aggressive twinkling uncleanness hunting ground
  07/08/20
at that point just buy a franchise and put it wherever you w...
Obsidian resort striped hyena
  07/08/20
No
learning disabled motley native
  07/08/20
For $750k per year, sure. I’d just open up a franchis...
indigo insane affirmative action address
  07/08/20
holy shit brilliant strategy
brilliant dashing temple haunted graveyard
  07/08/20
I'd never do it. Love food too much, it's one of life's grea...
flirting amber theater stage
  07/08/20
youd be crazy to pass up one of the most varied and healthy ...
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Date: July 6th, 2020 9:48 PM
Author: Carmine turdskin

cookies, subs, chips, soda, pretty much whatever you want.

cr or pass?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4578040&forum_id=2#40558444)



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Date: July 6th, 2020 9:49 PM
Author: Carmine turdskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4578040&forum_id=2#40558453)



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Date: July 6th, 2020 9:50 PM
Author: greedy charcoal university laser beams

i dont want to starve to death a decade or two from now, no thanks

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4578040&forum_id=2#40558456)



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Date: July 6th, 2020 9:50 PM
Author: mustard stirring location

yes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4578040&forum_id=2#40558459)



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Date: July 6th, 2020 9:51 PM
Author: galvanic henna public bath electric furnace

LJL, this is a ripoff, I could buy 150,000 $5 sandwiches at that pricepoint. That's 136 years of sandwiches, so why would I pay $750K upfront. And that's before factoring in the time value of money.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4578040&forum_id=2#40558462)



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Date: July 6th, 2020 11:17 PM
Author: Carmine turdskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4578040&forum_id=2#40558984)



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Date: July 7th, 2020 1:10 AM
Author: Red cuck fat ankles



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4578040&forum_id=2#40559419)



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Date: July 7th, 2020 1:35 AM
Author: Canary aphrodisiac institution milk



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4578040&forum_id=2#40559499)



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Date: July 7th, 2020 5:44 AM
Author: Citrine voyeur nursing home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4578040&forum_id=2#40559782)



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Date: July 6th, 2020 9:51 PM
Author: frum mahogany trailer park

But where will I get $750k

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4578040&forum_id=2#40558466)



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Date: July 6th, 2020 11:18 PM
Author: Pink Wrinkle Home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4578040&forum_id=2#40558987)



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Date: July 7th, 2020 1:04 AM
Author: excitant police squad

why was this not the first response

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4578040&forum_id=2#40559406)



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Date: July 6th, 2020 11:19 PM
Author: flushed ticket booth

No, seeing as food is one of the few pleasures available to me in this life.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4578040&forum_id=2#40558992)



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Date: July 6th, 2020 11:21 PM
Author: Thriller bright center clown

which are the pleasures not available to you?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4578040&forum_id=2#40559003)



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Date: July 7th, 2020 12:14 AM
Author: flushed ticket booth

the flesh

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4578040&forum_id=2#40559266)



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Date: July 6th, 2020 11:20 PM
Author: Alcoholic pit

i wouldnt do that for 10 million

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4578040&forum_id=2#40559001)



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Date: July 6th, 2020 11:24 PM
Author: Fiercely-loyal queen of the night codepig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4578040&forum_id=2#40559016)



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Date: July 6th, 2020 11:22 PM
Author: Obsidian resort striped hyena

$750K is too low. For $3M I would.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4578040&forum_id=2#40559006)



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Date: July 7th, 2020 12:26 AM
Author: spruce hairraiser macaca crackhouse

I would do it for $1mm if I could add my own bacon, because that refrigerated shit is terrible. Also would want to add some diet soda that's not Pepsi or whatever their fountain stuff is.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4578040&forum_id=2#40559300)



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Date: July 6th, 2020 11:23 PM
Author: slimy flatulent black woman

what's the contingency if subway goes out of business

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4578040&forum_id=2#40559013)



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Date: July 6th, 2020 11:31 PM
Author: Carmine turdskin

If they go out of business, youll have to eat at the other major prole sub chain in your area. Would be Togo’s in California

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4578040&forum_id=2#40559049)



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Date: July 7th, 2020 12:10 AM
Author: hateful fishy factory reset button

schlotzkys

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4578040&forum_id=2#40559252)



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Date: July 7th, 2020 12:20 AM
Author: At-the-ready multi-colored hominid

Togo's would be much more tolerable.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4578040&forum_id=2#40559283)



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Date: July 7th, 2020 12:42 AM
Author: Carmine turdskin

cr. togos for $1.5 mil might be worth it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4578040&forum_id=2#40559346)



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Date: July 7th, 2020 3:11 AM
Author: Pink Wrinkle Home

hdy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4578040&forum_id=2#40559677)



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Date: July 7th, 2020 4:27 AM
Author: Umber Well-lubricated Kitchen Brethren

if you're in Vegas or Florida can it be Earl of Sandwich

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4578040&forum_id=2#40559749)



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Date: July 6th, 2020 11:28 PM
Author: Razzmatazz Flickering Water Buffalo

Do you have to eat all the meals at Subway or can you get them to go?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4578040&forum_id=2#40559040)



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Date: July 6th, 2020 11:31 PM
Author: Carmine turdskin

You can eat them anywhere.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4578040&forum_id=2#40559054)



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Date: July 6th, 2020 11:30 PM
Author: razzle bossy hall pocket flask

no fucking way. i think $2.75M would be hard to pass.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4578040&forum_id=2#40559048)



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Date: July 6th, 2020 11:36 PM
Author: 180 sweet tailpipe

750k for life is a no. 150k per year, payable on Jan. 1 the following year if you can manage it, I would agree. What happens if Subway goes out of business?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4578040&forum_id=2#40559076)



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Date: July 6th, 2020 11:40 PM
Author: razzle bossy hall pocket flask

you could quit your job obviously. you figure $150K with zero food expenses. hope your wife and kids like sandwiches.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4578040&forum_id=2#40559087)



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Date: July 7th, 2020 2:31 AM
Author: Sable digit ratio

subway will go out of business when the world runs out of indian subcontinent immigrants to sell franchises to.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4578040&forum_id=2#40559618)



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Date: July 6th, 2020 11:37 PM
Author: mischievous mediation

lol no

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4578040&forum_id=2#40559078)



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Date: July 6th, 2020 11:50 PM
Author: Topaz gas station

Fuck no asshole. Jared got a better deal than that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4578040&forum_id=2#40559148)



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Date: July 6th, 2020 11:55 PM
Author: slimy flatulent black woman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4578040&forum_id=2#40559165)



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Date: July 6th, 2020 11:55 PM
Author: slimy flatulent black woman

if you've got 40 years of life expectancy left, to say "no" you'd have to value food variety at more than $18,750/year.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4578040&forum_id=2#40559168)



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Date: July 7th, 2020 12:43 AM
Author: Thirsty shrine

plus what you pay for food

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4578040&forum_id=2#40559347)



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Date: July 7th, 2020 8:37 AM
Author: brilliant dashing temple haunted graveyard

probably less if you eat 100% subway

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4578040&forum_id=2#40560039)



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Date: July 7th, 2020 12:16 AM
Author: internet-worthy high-end jap

No way. Good food is one of life's greatest joys. And $750K over a whole lifetime isn't going to give me much more enjoyment than I'd otherwise have (especially if I can't even spend it on food and I can't spend my free time enjoying meals with people)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4578040&forum_id=2#40559273)



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Date: July 7th, 2020 12:47 AM
Author: Maize halford idiot

Bro considering something you put in your body to be "one of life's greatest joys" strongly indicates latent or overt homosexuality

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4578040&forum_id=2#40559356)



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Date: July 7th, 2020 1:09 AM
Author: Obsidian resort striped hyena



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4578040&forum_id=2#40559416)



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Date: July 7th, 2020 2:20 AM
Author: navy pisswyrm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4578040&forum_id=2#40559596)



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Date: July 7th, 2020 12:46 AM
Author: Maize halford idiot

Yes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4578040&forum_id=2#40559351)



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Date: July 7th, 2020 12:46 AM
Author: Carmine turdskin

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4578040&forum_id=2#40559353)



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Date: July 7th, 2020 1:03 AM
Author: cheese-eating pearl lodge

b

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4578040&forum_id=2#40559404)



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Date: July 7th, 2020 1:05 AM
Author: excitant police squad

I would quickly throw out the bread and just eat the toppings and the cold cuts, and also quickly would die from sodium nitrite and pesticide poisoning.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4578040&forum_id=2#40559410)



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Date: July 7th, 2020 1:09 AM
Author: Obsidian resort striped hyena

spinach, tomatoes, olives, peppers. you could eat healthy for most days of the week you low-impulse-control glutton.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4578040&forum_id=2#40559417)



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Date: July 7th, 2020 1:12 AM
Author: excitant police squad

I mentioned pesticide poisoning, didn't I?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4578040&forum_id=2#40559425)



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Date: July 7th, 2020 1:13 AM
Author: Obsidian resort striped hyena

you think Subway is less careful with that stuff than 99% of packaged sellers at grocery stores?

every time you eat you're ingesting harmful chemicals. it's part of modern life.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4578040&forum_id=2#40559431)



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Date: July 7th, 2020 1:12 AM
Author: Zombie-like rough-skinned site

This was basically Jared’s deal but he could also fuck underage girls so I’d hold out for that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4578040&forum_id=2#40559427)



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Date: July 7th, 2020 1:12 AM
Author: excitant police squad

I would like to swap the $750K for this if possible

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4578040&forum_id=2#40559429)



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Date: July 7th, 2020 1:13 AM
Author: cerise spot rigor

where do I sign up

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4578040&forum_id=2#40559430)



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Date: July 7th, 2020 1:50 AM
Author: Apoplectic stead toilet seat

They just recently discontinued the roast beef and the rotisserie chicken. No more Subway Club either, that had roast beef on it.

This would have been a much more reasonable hypo prior to them getting rid of those items

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4578040&forum_id=2#40559528)



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Date: July 7th, 2020 1:52 AM
Author: Carmine turdskin

Figured no one ordered roast beef there. Lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4578040&forum_id=2#40559530)



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Date: July 7th, 2020 1:59 AM
Author: Apoplectic stead toilet seat

They killed it because beef prices are soaring under covid.

Similar story with the rotisserie chicken. The rotisserie chicken was actual chicken; the "chicken" they put on the Chicken Bacon Ranch isn't 100% chicken, it's some chicken-soy abomination.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4578040&forum_id=2#40559551)



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Date: July 7th, 2020 2:20 AM
Author: navy pisswyrm

CR what kind of freak orders disgusting roast beef at subway

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4578040&forum_id=2#40559597)



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Date: July 7th, 2020 2:23 AM
Author: Apoplectic stead toilet seat

The Subway Club was the best thing they had on the menu

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4578040&forum_id=2#40559603)



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Date: July 7th, 2020 5:48 AM
Author: mustard stirring location

that "Bloomington Bathouse" lib is one weird motherfucker.

him and the "defiant Hava Nagila/defiant haka" lib are the worst false flag libs on this site, even worse than the "proles in Owsley county KY" fag

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4578040&forum_id=2#40559784)



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Date: July 7th, 2020 1:55 AM
Author: vigorous stag film toaster

I think it's a deal.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4578040&forum_id=2#40559544)



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Date: July 7th, 2020 1:56 AM
Author: Supple lake azn

hard pass

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4578040&forum_id=2#40559545)



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Date: July 7th, 2020 3:17 AM
Author: Misanthropic National Travel Guidebook



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4578040&forum_id=2#40559683)



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Date: July 7th, 2020 8:16 AM
Author: nighttime titillating parlor blood rage

use the $ to buy a subway franchise and then cook whatever you want in the restaurant.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4578040&forum_id=2#40559973)



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Date: July 7th, 2020 11:58 AM
Author: slimy flatulent black woman

(loophole masterman)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4578040&forum_id=2#40561150)



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Date: July 7th, 2020 11:33 PM
Author: Obsidian resort striped hyena

One year later the audit team behind the dispersal of the funds discovers that you fought the hypo and ceases further payments. Now you're left with a Subway franchise and so you try to make that work but like most Subway franchisees you realize it's impossible and soon you're in debt and you put a gun into your mouth and your last thought is "why oh why did I have to be such a rat-faced man?"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4578040&forum_id=2#40565395)



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Date: July 8th, 2020 1:31 PM
Author: greedy charcoal university laser beams

one weird trick

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4578040&forum_id=2#40568209)



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Date: July 8th, 2020 2:00 PM
Author: Stimulating turquoise friendly grandma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4578040&forum_id=2#40568400)



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Date: July 8th, 2020 1:49 PM
Author: Aggressive twinkling uncleanness hunting ground

Real twist is if subways close in America and you're forced to move to Bangladesh or Papua new Guinea to eat at the world's last remaining franchise

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4578040&forum_id=2#40568314)



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Date: July 8th, 2020 1:52 PM
Author: Obsidian resort striped hyena

at that point just buy a franchise and put it wherever you want to live.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4578040&forum_id=2#40568332)



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Date: July 8th, 2020 2:03 PM
Author: learning disabled motley native

No

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4578040&forum_id=2#40568418)



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Date: July 8th, 2020 2:12 PM
Author: indigo insane affirmative action address

For $750k per year, sure. I’d just open up a franchise and cook whatever I wanted instead of letting the bottom-rung sandwich artists ruin my food.

Travel would be the real problem.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4578040&forum_id=2#40568472)



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Date: July 8th, 2020 2:44 PM
Author: brilliant dashing temple haunted graveyard

holy shit brilliant strategy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4578040&forum_id=2#40568676)



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Date: July 8th, 2020 2:49 PM
Author: flirting amber theater stage

I'd never do it. Love food too much, it's one of life's greatest pleasures.

I might take the money if the hypo was I had to fuck the same objective 5 for the rest of my life (because I'm already doing that).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4578040&forum_id=2#40568712)



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Date: July 8th, 2020 3:02 PM
Author: Aggressive twinkling uncleanness hunting ground

youd be crazy to pass up one of the most varied and healthy menus of all american restaurants.

oven roasted chicken with grill marks

chicken teriyaki with no shortage of sauces

veggie delite (get the extra lettuce and tomatoes)

piping hot fresh baked bread and that trademark aroma which would eventualy permeate all of your clothes and hair

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4578040&forum_id=2#40568824)