Coming home in the 90s and checking the answering machine, tp
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Date: August 2nd, 2021 3:52 AM Author: walnut space coffee pot
"And once again, after who knows what aeons of the silence and dark, the birds will sing and the waters flow, and lights and shadows move across the hills,
And the faces of our friends laugh upon us with amazed recognition."
All wholesome misunderstandings will have their day in the sun, thank Goodness!
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2#42882726) |
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Date: August 2nd, 2021 4:00 AM Author: walnut space coffee pot
LOL. Speaking of wholesome misunderstandings - truly the kind of thing that could only happen in the 90s.
My first relationship happened at the turn of the 21st century, and I remember frequently using payphones at the mall and/or promenade type places to arrange pick up times with our parents.
And I also distinctly remember feeling reluctant to get a cellphone, even when my parents, my sisters, and my girlfriend's sisters all wanted me to have one.
My junior high girlfriend and I knew that something valuable was being lost - living in a reality unmediated by screens - and held out as long as we could. (She's a Mediterranean Catholicmo - coincidence? I don't think so. All heart.)
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2#42882731) |
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Date: September 29th, 2021 2:04 AM Author: soggy slimy locus nibblets
"You've reached the..."
entire intact, white nuclear family together: "Johnson family! Leave a message!"
*lib shudders*
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2#43194579) |
Date: October 26th, 2025 12:25 PM
Author: ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,
*is young biglaw associate who went camping over the weekend*
*checks work voicemail at 6 am Monday*
"You have ... 24 ... new voicemails."
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2#49375859) |
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Date: October 26th, 2025 3:26 PM
Author: ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,
*listens to caller's 5-7 minute rambling voicemail about important matter that finishes with, "anyway, please call me ASAP at [recites number in slurring voice at breakneck speed]"*
*sighs*
*hits 'repeat voicemail' button*
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2#49376404) |
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Date: October 26th, 2025 3:30 PM
Author: ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2#49376411) |
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Date: October 26th, 2025 3:36 PM
Author: ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,
o it's clear brother.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2#49376428)
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