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Date: September 27th, 2023 10:22 PM
Author: Godawful ladyboy alpha



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Date: September 27th, 2023 10:23 PM
Author: hairraiser abnormal library son of senegal

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Date: November 17th, 2023 10:01 PM
Author: soul-stirring kitchen



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Date: September 27th, 2023 10:25 PM
Author: tripping violet range

you look over to see if they noticed you beat the level, but they don’t seem to have noticed at all.

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Date: September 27th, 2023 10:28 PM
Author: Godawful ladyboy alpha

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Date: September 28th, 2023 7:08 PM
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Date: September 28th, 2023 8:45 PM
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Date: September 29th, 2023 5:18 PM
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Date: September 28th, 2023 6:45 PM
Author: Godawful ladyboy alpha



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Date: September 28th, 2023 6:46 PM
Author: Frozen French Cumskin Piazza

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Date: September 28th, 2023 7:47 PM
Author: Godawful ladyboy alpha

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Date: September 28th, 2023 7:55 PM
Author: hairraiser abnormal library son of senegal

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Date: September 28th, 2023 8:03 PM
Author: Godawful ladyboy alpha

"Dad, what's that awful smell?"

"Your mom's skeeted-out puss hole. Awful, ain't it?"

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Date: September 28th, 2023 8:36 PM
Author: charcoal sound barrier

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Date: September 28th, 2023 8:37 PM
Author: Godawful ladyboy alpha

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Date: September 28th, 2023 8:57 PM
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Date: September 28th, 2023 9:07 PM
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Date: September 28th, 2023 11:27 PM
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Date: March 9th, 2024 3:39 PM
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Date: December 22nd, 2025 9:07 AM
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Date: September 28th, 2023 8:37 PM
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Date: September 28th, 2023 8:48 PM
Author: Godawful ladyboy alpha

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Date: September 28th, 2023 9:48 PM
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Date: September 28th, 2023 8:33 PM
Author: Godawful ladyboy alpha

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Date: September 28th, 2023 8:51 PM
Author: Hateful headpube resort

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5414294&forum_id=2#46857184)



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Date: September 28th, 2023 8:53 PM
Author: domesticated sick institution



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Date: September 28th, 2023 8:56 PM
Author: splenetic place of business



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Date: September 28th, 2023 8:56 PM
Author: Godawful ladyboy alpha

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Date: September 28th, 2023 8:57 PM
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Date: September 28th, 2023 8:59 PM
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Date: September 28th, 2023 9:55 PM
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Date: September 28th, 2023 11:19 PM
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Date: September 28th, 2023 11:20 PM
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Date: September 28th, 2023 11:27 PM
Author: contagious claret jap

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Date: September 29th, 2023 12:23 AM
Author: Onyx principal's office



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Date: September 29th, 2023 5:19 PM
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Date: September 29th, 2023 5:26 PM
Author: Jet-lagged marvelous stain

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Date: September 29th, 2023 11:35 PM
Author: Godawful ladyboy alpha



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Date: November 4th, 2023 9:35 PM
Author: Bistre Bawdyhouse



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Date: August 4th, 2024 8:17 PM
Author: Bateful sapphire travel guidebook



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Date: August 4th, 2024 8:18 PM
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Date: October 31st, 2024 1:15 PM
Author: Irradiated Roommate



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Date: October 31st, 2024 1:16 PM
Author: ultramarine gas station

I missed this gem while i was away

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Date: October 31st, 2024 1:19 PM
Author: comical indecent chapel

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Date: October 31st, 2024 1:20 PM
Author: ultramarine gas station

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Date: October 31st, 2024 1:23 PM
Author: comical indecent chapel

Thank. I'm focusing right now on precis vignettes of extreme, bordering on nauseating sexual and moral depravity between well-known political figures--often at separate ideological ends--but should get back to more traditional poasting after next week I think.

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Date: December 22nd, 2025 9:09 AM
Author: Bateful sapphire travel guidebook



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Date: October 31st, 2024 1:24 PM
Author: garnet community account



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Date: October 31st, 2024 1:26 PM
Author: Laughsome sooty locale pistol



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Date: October 31st, 2024 1:49 PM
Author: Pontificating business firm

But your father struggles to focus. His mind wanders. He attempts to access his lower brain stem, imaging the unbroken million year line of Great Apes that led to this moment. He concentrates on his purpose, the act of completion, the finality of achieving involuntary orgasm. "Do the deed, Fred," he says to himself. And yet on this chilly October night he is overwhelmed with sentiment.

He remembers his own father a generation before. A distant G-man in a professorial tweed coat, glasses, and a crew cut huddled around other identical men. "Marty, shut off that goddamn negro music." He lifts the needle off the Nat King Cole record. These men have gathered here for a purpose. They are building the world. A former sailor on a patrol boat off the coast of Nagasaki who had collected radioactive garbage had been too young for D-Day. His brother came home covered in invisible wounds, never the same.

They were city planners from the atomic age. Their boss knew Niels Bohr. It was only a matter of time before he was off the clock and could go home and smoke a jazz cigarette with Martha.

Fuck I don't know where this is going. Is it any good?



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5414294&forum_id=2#48263744)



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Date: February 24th, 2026 10:40 PM
Author: vonoskar

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Date: December 22nd, 2025 9:08 AM
Author: khaki cracking indirect expression stag film



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Date: December 22nd, 2025 9:13 AM
Author: Dashing chad hell



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Date: September 28th, 2023 9:35 PM
Author: gay bipolar senate

“See that little Turok cartridge — Kaze Emanuar could optimize it in two minutes. It took Acclaim three months to get it to compile — a whole studio walking very slowly, dying in front and pushing forward behind. And Nintendo walked very slowly backward a few inches a day, third parties scattering into the wind like a million bloody pixels. No Console maker will ever do that again in this generation.”

“Why, they’ve only just gotten the ninth gen underway,” said Caleb, “And gamepass —”

“That’s different. This N64 business couldn’t be done again, not for a long time. The young Losers think they could do it but they couldn’t. They could fight the first holiday season in '96 again but not this. This took religion and years of plenty of Games and tremendous sureties and the exact relation that existed between the classes and their respective Consoles. The Westerners weren’t any good on this front. You had to have a whole-souled sentimental equipment going back further than you could remember. You had to remember Shogatsu, and postcards of the Emperor and his fiancée, and little cafés in Shirakawa and beer gardens in Sapporo and weddings at the Kamigamo Jinja, and going to the Yūshun, and your grandfather’s hanafuda cards.”

“Yamuachi invented this kind of battle in Kyoto in eighty- five.”

“No, he didn’t — he just invented a system of game licensure. This kind of battle was invented by Ralph Baer and Masayuki Uemura and whoever wrote Kyōkasho, and country Sōryo bowling and daibo in Kanazawa and girls seduced in the back lanes of Osaka and Nara. Why, this was a love battle — there was a century of salaryman love spent here. This was the last love battle.”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5414294&forum_id=2#46857331)



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Date: September 29th, 2023 1:58 AM
Author: floppy associate school cafeteria

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Date: September 28th, 2023 9:50 PM
Author: excitant bat shit crazy point skinny woman

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Date: September 28th, 2023 9:53 PM
Author: Godawful ladyboy alpha

Well now that's just crazy talk.

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Date: September 29th, 2023 5:17 PM
Author: Hateful headpube resort



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Date: October 6th, 2023 9:04 PM
Author: Godawful ladyboy alpha



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Date: October 13th, 2023 8:38 PM
Author: Godawful ladyboy alpha



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Date: November 4th, 2023 9:23 PM
Author: Godawful ladyboy alpha



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Date: November 4th, 2023 11:03 PM
Author: Drunken curious stage



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Date: November 17th, 2023 10:01 PM
Author: Godawful ladyboy alpha



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Date: March 9th, 2024 3:36 PM
Author: Godawful ladyboy alpha



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Date: August 4th, 2024 8:18 PM
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Date: October 31st, 2024 1:21 PM
Author: slippery spectacular location

All is right with the world.

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Date: December 22nd, 2025 9:58 AM
Author: Dull international law enforcement agency hospital

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Date: February 24th, 2026 10:40 PM
Author: vonoskar



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