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  10/09/14
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Dashing Bat-shit-crazy Lodge Sex Offender
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Light church
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  10/09/14
its cliche to say "not flame" but its not. I wa...
Metal Disturbing Step-uncle's House Turdskin
  10/09/14
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Dashing Bat-shit-crazy Lodge Sex Offender
  10/09/14
HOW much younger
Light church
  10/09/14
11 years. there are two other siblings between us and im the...
Metal Disturbing Step-uncle's House Turdskin
  10/09/14
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Dashing Bat-shit-crazy Lodge Sex Offender
  10/09/14
Im 28 bro. When I left home she was in the 2nd grade
Metal Disturbing Step-uncle's House Turdskin
  10/09/14
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Dashing Bat-shit-crazy Lodge Sex Offender
  10/09/14
Ever catch a glimpse of her naked?
orchid mischievous mother box office
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  10/09/14
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Dashing Bat-shit-crazy Lodge Sex Offender
  10/09/14
send her a dick pic
trip garnet dragon
  10/09/14
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alcoholic thriller hunting ground
  10/09/14
she's flaming u back u autistic wizard
Navy Field Dingle Berry
  10/09/14
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Dashing Bat-shit-crazy Lodge Sex Offender
  10/09/14
fuck her, and society, right in the ass
Irradiated Newt
  10/08/16
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orchid mischievous mother box office
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fuchsia glittery nowag
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marvelous yellow legend
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nofapping dilemma azn
  10/10/14
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Filthy antidepressant drug stain
  10/10/14
laughing so hard at this
Zombie-like piazza useless brakes
  10/18/14
what did it say? really bothers me that i missed it
mauve fat ankles
  10/08/16
https://postimg.cc/Th2v7W3Z
Mildly autistic kitchen juggernaut
  10/06/25
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Violent place of business
  05/15/22
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marvelous yellow legend
  10/27/14
Depends. How attractive is she?
chrome business firm patrolman
  10/09/14
not even bothering with responding to incrim evi thread. ...
Silver razzle-dazzle private investor location
  10/11/14
?
motley ruby hall
  10/11/14
imgur fail. sophie = nouveau. no way teen covets.
Silver razzle-dazzle private investor location
  10/11/14
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Abusive aromatic den
  10/27/14
bump for columbus day
Cyan school ladyboy
  10/06/15
At Christmas http://imgur.com/r/Tinder/sPB4cDl
Spruce Adventurous Institution
  12/25/15
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Brindle Abode
  02/05/17
lol
cracking crimson theatre indirect expression
  10/09/14
Describe this surreal Columbus Day event conducted by your p...
odious sapphire hell
  10/09/14
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Dashing Bat-shit-crazy Lodge Sex Offender
  10/09/14
brother i think the brother will be the one throwing a bone ...
Light church
  10/09/14
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marvelous yellow legend
  10/09/14
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histrionic ratface
  10/10/14
He speaks for all of us
dun native
  10/09/14
...
soggy cumskin
  10/09/14
Sounds like Festivus
orchid mischievous mother box office
  10/09/14
Columbus Day dinner is a time-honored tradition not to me...
Fragrant Shaky Scourge Upon The Earth Trailer Park
  10/09/14
Not to kill the fun, but did it occur to you that rather tha...
avocado faggot firefighter
  10/09/14
yes and I am staking my soul on yours being the right interp...
Metal Disturbing Step-uncle's House Turdskin
  10/09/14
...
Dashing Bat-shit-crazy Lodge Sex Offender
  10/09/14
lolol. Bro is about to have an awkward as fukk T-day cele...
naked space
  10/09/14
...
Dashing Bat-shit-crazy Lodge Sex Offender
  10/09/14
cr try "does ur pumpkin pie need any... whipped toppin...
Navy Field Dingle Berry
  10/09/14
...
Low-t copper locale really tough guy
  10/09/14
could send her a "rate this line" and then send th...
clear high-end center
  10/09/14
Shrewd
idiotic kitty digit ratio
  10/09/14
...
Dashing Bat-shit-crazy Lodge Sex Offender
  10/09/14
Twist: She already sent him the lick message.
naked space
  10/09/14
...
Navy Field Dingle Berry
  10/09/14
180
Bright nudist gaping
  10/09/14
180
Provocative Tank Theater Stage
  10/09/14
180^180
fuchsia glittery nowag
  10/09/14
...
pale state toaster
  10/09/14
what if "i knew it me too" just means i knew you w...
fuchsia glittery nowag
  10/09/14
...
Dashing Bat-shit-crazy Lodge Sex Offender
  10/09/14
how many pairs of panties do u think shell leave lying aroun...
fuchsia glittery nowag
  10/09/14
...
Dashing Bat-shit-crazy Lodge Sex Offender
  10/09/14
"my panties mixed in with your load" oh god oh
Light church
  10/09/14
...
Dashing Bat-shit-crazy Lodge Sex Offender
  10/09/14
seems really really unlikely. get a grip on reality
clear high-end center
  10/09/14
...
fuchsia glittery nowag
  10/09/14
How could this be possible? I'm just not seeing it.
spectacular flushed senate
  10/09/14
second cousin flees from the room sobbing after her slutty s...
Navy Field Dingle Berry
  10/09/14
...
motley ruby hall
  10/09/14
No match for the sister's slutty American Indian costume.
Vivacious Pisswyrm
  10/09/14
wildly underrated
Bistre incel
  10/09/14
...
glassy ceo
  12/06/14
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Obsidian exciting legal warrant orchestra pit
  10/10/20
You need a plausibly innocent way to ask for pic's. Then you...
chartreuse arousing point
  10/09/14
describe her body, including her tits, ass, and face
mauve fat ankles
  10/09/14
i have no recollection of posting in this thread
mauve fat ankles
  10/08/16
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Hairraiser theater cuckold
  10/31/16
OP, do you... want.. to.. fuck.... your sister?
motley ruby hall
  10/09/14
?
drunken heady ticket booth roommate
  10/09/14
it's a serious issue bro
motley ruby hall
  10/09/14
(xo 2014)
fantasy-prone violet address
  10/09/14
or 2013 or 2012 ... or 2004
razzle mustard national kitty cat
  10/09/14
a damning indictment.
puce misunderstood sweet tailpipe philosopher-king
  10/11/14
180
Judgmental razzmatazz love of her life
  10/09/14
if she just wanted to acknowledge tinder, she could have jus...
insane painfully honest regret
  10/09/14
cr. swiping overrides biology
motley ruby hall
  10/09/14
...
fuchsia glittery nowag
  10/09/14
...
histrionic ratface
  10/09/14
Bro, it could be an obvious joke. I'd argue that 90% of sist...
soggy cumskin
  10/09/14
...
Dashing Bat-shit-crazy Lodge Sex Offender
  10/09/14
Let's pretend you saw your sister on Tinder (who you do not ...
soggy cumskin
  10/09/14
...
Dashing Bat-shit-crazy Lodge Sex Offender
  10/09/14
1/10 sisters are down with incest (xo)
insane painfully honest regret
  10/09/14
...
Dashing Bat-shit-crazy Lodge Sex Offender
  10/09/14
...
Dashing Bat-shit-crazy Lodge Sex Offender
  10/09/14
honestly if you have ten sisters there probably is some kin...
clear high-end center
  10/09/14
...
Dashing Bat-shit-crazy Lodge Sex Offender
  10/09/14
And 10/10 xo women
gaped exhilarant candlestick maker
  10/10/14
Irrefutable logic. Guarantee that if she wasn't thinking abo...
Dashing Bat-shit-crazy Lodge Sex Offender
  10/09/14
Titcr Occam's razor bro
gaped exhilarant candlestick maker
  10/09/14
It's how Sherlock Holmes would solve this mystery
Dashing Bat-shit-crazy Lodge Sex Offender
  10/09/14
...
multi-colored adulterous pozpig
  10/11/14
you leaving home when she was only in second grade is prime ...
bisexual heaven
  10/09/14
...
Dashing Bat-shit-crazy Lodge Sex Offender
  10/09/14
exactly, but coupled with that biological female desire to m...
bisexual heaven
  10/09/14
...
Dashing Bat-shit-crazy Lodge Sex Offender
  10/09/14
...
marvelous yellow legend
  10/09/14
...
bisexual heaven
  10/09/14
message back "well, at least one of us is hard."
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  10/09/14
UPDATE: I called my mom because Im leaving from work tomorro...
Metal Disturbing Step-uncle's House Turdskin
  10/09/14
lol
spectacular flushed senate
  10/09/14
180
motley ruby hall
  10/09/14
lmao
elite coral national security agency rehab
  10/09/14
tyft
fuchsia glittery nowag
  10/09/14
Lol
Dashing Bat-shit-crazy Lodge Sex Offender
  10/09/14
...
Scarlet principal's office
  10/09/14
This is good.
Maroon Hairy Legs
  10/09/14
180 billion
insane painfully honest regret
  10/09/14
well. fucking. played.
Navy Field Dingle Berry
  10/09/14
very well executed, flame or not
Chocolate alcoholic weed whacker
  10/09/14
...
histrionic ratface
  10/09/14
180 this is great
Mind-boggling ocher generalized bond
  10/10/14
...
pale state toaster
  10/11/14
The credited reaponse back is "I know! Fuck me, right?&...
White school cafeteria
  10/09/14
yeah, this flame fucking sucks. diaf OP
vibrant athletic conference
  10/09/14
Stfu we need this, badly.
gaped exhilarant candlestick maker
  10/09/14
(no fun guy)
Curious base gunner
  10/09/14
...
mentally impaired stag film internal respiration
  06/05/18
(Guy who needs to STFU)
Free-loading fighting resort trust fund
  10/09/14
Inevitable winner of Thread of the Year 2014
fuchsia glittery nowag
  10/09/14
UPDATE: Ho lee shit, this is starting to get weird. Got a te...
Metal Disturbing Step-uncle's House Turdskin
  10/09/14
LOL homeless the poaster sprinting into this thread, pant...
Stirring Son Of Senegal
  10/09/14
...
Dashing Bat-shit-crazy Lodge Sex Offender
  10/09/14
...
Free-loading fighting resort trust fund
  10/09/14
...
marvelous yellow legend
  10/27/14
...
Navy Field Dingle Berry
  10/09/14
oh shit, are you guys gonna get fucked up before the show?
Wine racy indian lodge filthpig
  10/09/14
brother, his sister is gonna get fucked up. fucked right up...
sticky peach tattoo
  10/09/14
u may want to fuck this friend to make ur sister jealous and...
mauve fat ankles
  10/09/14
I'd like to hear racist yoda chime in on this.
Maroon Hairy Legs
  10/09/14
titcr
Free-loading fighting resort trust fund
  10/09/14
...
Maroon Hairy Legs
  10/09/14
why is she nervous?
fuchsia glittery nowag
  10/09/14
Holy shit, you're really putting in the work for this.
spectacular flushed senate
  10/09/14
...
pale state toaster
  10/11/14
EDM sluts too YNY..
bisexual heaven
  10/09/14
this. a dafy after our raver bitches thread. what a coincide...
Seedy Meetinghouse Yarmulke
  10/09/14
get your phone charged, idiot you don't want a dead phone t...
razzle mustard national kitty cat
  10/10/14
Looks like a double date to me.
Galvanic temple
  10/11/21
The friend just texted me, "You think [sister] is cute?...
Metal Disturbing Step-uncle's House Turdskin
  10/09/14
Easy neg, just say she's your sister.
spectacular flushed senate
  10/09/14
Post a pic of sis
dun native
  10/09/14
fatal flaw here, i dont think a chick is going to tell her f...
fuchsia glittery nowag
  10/09/14
nah ding. she could have just told her friend she matched wi...
Wine racy indian lodge filthpig
  10/09/14
yeah but idont think she would tell her friend unless she re...
fuchsia glittery nowag
  10/09/14
MUCH more likely that she told her friend because she has be...
Dashing Bat-shit-crazy Lodge Sex Offender
  10/09/14
I like this theory. Keep the dream alive.
Maroon Hairy Legs
  10/09/14
"MUCH more likely" tyft
nofapping dilemma azn
  10/11/14
well, it may have all begun as a joke, but i think the idea ...
Wine racy indian lodge filthpig
  10/09/14
nah she put the whole thing on her brother, OP is working on...
nofapping dilemma azn
  10/11/14
box out the HS friend's bf and make it a three-way, it's not...
bateful sneaky criminal house
  10/09/14
underrated suggestion
Deep Carmine Mediation Brunch
  10/11/14
selling sponsorship rights for this spot in an historic thre...
big-titted cerise coffee pot masturbator
  10/09/14
This might just be the most 180 thread of 2014. Congrats.
comical pungent area
  10/09/14
There is some next level shit happening here. In this thr...
Dashing Bat-shit-crazy Lodge Sex Offender
  10/09/14
ofs you gonna cancel weekend plans to refresh the thread too...
bisexual heaven
  10/09/14
DESCRIBE your fury when it gets garbaged by some insane NOWA...
Stirring Son Of Senegal
  10/09/14
i will unleash the fury of 10000 unwanted nowag sons on that...
bisexual heaven
  10/09/14
...
clear high-end center
  10/10/14
...
Dashing Bat-shit-crazy Lodge Sex Offender
  10/09/14
...
Free-loading fighting resort trust fund
  10/09/14
I've literally never been more excited in my life.
gaped exhilarant candlestick maker
  10/09/14
...
Maniacal appetizing tanning salon
  10/09/14
...
irate parlor elastic band
  10/12/14
1800000000
diverse market laser beams
  10/09/14
I hope they get it on. Life is hard enough as it is.
motley ruby hall
  10/09/14
life is hard as shit they should fuck
Maniacal appetizing tanning salon
  10/09/14
I really like this as just a general motto.
spectacular flushed senate
  10/09/14
...
histrionic ratface
  10/10/14
You need to fuck her right in the pussy.
motley ruby hall
  10/09/14
Loling hard
Maroon Hairy Legs
  10/09/14
Bros, I am going to masturbate to this story tonight in my b...
Dashing Bat-shit-crazy Lodge Sex Offender
  10/09/14
homeless, posting as a pro bowl level non-OP in this thread
multi-colored adulterous pozpig
  10/11/14
can u weave LABATT into this flame? my sponsors are hounding...
frum hideous travel guidebook
  10/09/14
...
Dashing Bat-shit-crazy Lodge Sex Offender
  10/09/14
there's prime real estate for sale further up.
big-titted cerise coffee pot masturbator
  10/09/14
UPDATE: I basically came home and started pouring pints Jim ...
Metal Disturbing Step-uncle's House Turdskin
  10/09/14
backup copy: http://imgur.com/FUynXxz
motley ruby hall
  10/09/14
fuckk me
Metal Disturbing Step-uncle's House Turdskin
  10/09/14
you have to fuck her now, it's done
motley ruby hall
  10/09/14
i know u IRL
mauve fat ankles
  10/09/14
god's work, friend OP- dem titties
bisexual heaven
  10/09/14
...
Dashing Bat-shit-crazy Lodge Sex Offender
  10/09/14
unnnnngghhh. he needs to bang her
chrome business firm patrolman
  10/09/14
*unzips pants* RICO! YOU KNOW WHAT TO DO!
Free-loading fighting resort trust fund
  10/09/14
WTF NOOOOOO
boyish whorehouse ape
  10/10/14
fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck post it again
fantasy-prone violet address
  10/10/14
fuck my ASS do NOT take this shit down dude!!!
multi-colored adulterous pozpig
  10/11/14
Nice cleavage. 180 flame overall
spectacular flushed senate
  10/09/14
...
Dashing Bat-shit-crazy Lodge Sex Offender
  10/09/14
multiple lols from reading this thread
Chocolate alcoholic weed whacker
  10/09/14
discover what her asshole smells like and report back. make ...
mauve fat ankles
  10/09/14
...
mauve fat ankles
  10/10/14
...
insane painfully honest regret
  10/09/14
i could see it
motley ruby hall
  10/09/14
SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP
Maize Haunted Graveyard Jew
  10/09/14
BEST THREAD OF XOXO 2000s
fuchsia glittery nowag
  10/09/14
...
histrionic ratface
  10/09/14
*ZOZO
soul-stirring brethren
  06/27/16
...
Bipolar Magenta Idea He Suggested Goal In Life
  10/09/14
OP - gonna need an RSS feed for updates ITT.
bisexual heaven
  10/09/14
The level of incest interest here is pretty progressive
autistic infuriating lay codepig
  10/10/14
gunna need to see that pic again
cerebral new version
  10/10/14
WTF?
elite coral national security agency rehab
  10/10/14
UPDATE: I woke up with the world's worst whiskey hangover an...
Metal Disturbing Step-uncle's House Turdskin
  10/10/14
listen, just take the day off, chill in front of the TV and ...
elite coral national security agency rehab
  10/10/14
...
motley ruby hall
  10/10/14
120
diverse market laser beams
  10/10/14
post the pic again
fantasy-prone violet address
  10/10/14
...
Maroon Hairy Legs
  10/10/14
Life is short and you only have a few chances at REAL happin...
Dashing Bat-shit-crazy Lodge Sex Offender
  10/10/14
...
bisexual heaven
  10/10/14
Do it for yourself, do it for each other.
gaped exhilarant candlestick maker
  10/10/14
Cr. In 10^100 years the heat death of our universe will occu...
dun native
  10/10/14
TY, brother. That was deep.
Dashing Bat-shit-crazy Lodge Sex Offender
  10/10/14
Yw friend. You have been the locomotive of this thread
dun native
  10/10/14
...
Dashing Bat-shit-crazy Lodge Sex Offender
  10/10/14
180 thread have a great weekend bro
aphrodisiac mad cow disease plaza
  10/10/14
UPDATE: Back home. All the usual associations of childhood, ...
Metal Disturbing Step-uncle's House Turdskin
  10/10/14
your mom knows and she is very proud
razzle mustard national kitty cat
  10/10/14
This bro. Mom: Son. Dad and I are going to see that girl ...
naked space
  10/10/14
...
citrine stage
  10/11/14
so rong, so rite
Medicated sanctuary gay wizard
  10/11/14
give in to nature, brother.
motley ruby hall
  10/10/14
...
Dashing Bat-shit-crazy Lodge Sex Offender
  10/10/14
...
Maroon Hairy Legs
  10/10/14
take a nap or sleep in her bed tonight before she gets home....
Submissive lettuce
  10/10/14
work out first, then skip the shower.
motley ruby hall
  10/10/14
...
Dashing Bat-shit-crazy Lodge Sex Offender
  10/10/14
Take a shower when sister is home, leave bathroom door unloc...
Maroon Hairy Legs
  10/10/14
...
Dashing Bat-shit-crazy Lodge Sex Offender
  10/10/14
What's for dinner?
lascivious doobsian station
  10/10/14
Jack off in the shampoo bottle
dun native
  10/10/14
Look bro, if this is not flame, you have to end it soon - it...
chartreuse arousing point
  10/10/14
180
Contagious umber public bath headpube
  10/10/14
Not true. She knows she wants to fuck him and it's making he...
brilliant spot
  10/10/14
This can be their Columbus Day thing.
histrionic ratface
  10/10/14
she's his sister and undoubtedly loves him. why wouldn't she...
chrome business firm patrolman
  10/10/14
she's already told her friend and has her friend texting him...
chartreuse arousing point
  10/10/14
...
histrionic ratface
  10/10/14
why would u go to jail bro
fuchsia glittery nowag
  10/10/14
even adult incest is illegal in most states i believe.
cream hospital boiling water
  10/10/14
She can't handle how much she wants the dick. No, though,...
spectacular flushed senate
  10/10/14
wtf. homeless desperately sprinting to this thread to prove ...
fuchsia glittery nowag
  10/10/14
...
Dashing Bat-shit-crazy Lodge Sex Offender
  10/11/14
This has the potential to be the first legit 1000+ post thre...
fuchsia glittery nowag
  10/10/14
...
histrionic ratface
  10/10/14
it feels like the community is willing to ride out minor/maj...
Medicated sanctuary gay wizard
  10/11/14
UPDATE: Everyone's in bed, my little sister is still not hom...
Metal Disturbing Step-uncle's House Turdskin
  10/11/14
*poasts update on xo instead of going in her room and pwning...
big friendly grandma twinkling uncleanness
  10/11/14
Thank you for making a sad old man laugh.
Tan liquid oxygen corner
  10/11/14
And so, tip-toeing like a fucking burglar through my childho...
Metal Disturbing Step-uncle's House Turdskin
  10/11/14
omg
chrome business firm patrolman
  10/11/14
wtfffff, this cannot be real
Talented partner
  10/11/14
HAHAHAHAHA
Chestnut floppy milk
  10/11/14
Box, this is awfully good stuff... you have truly found your...
Bipolar Magenta Idea He Suggested Goal In Life
  10/11/14
...
motley ruby hall
  10/11/14
...
Chestnut floppy milk
  10/11/14
this isn't box but otherwise cr
Vigorous Bawdyhouse Prole
  10/11/14
...
histrionic ratface
  10/11/14
honored but this isn't my work
Zombie-like piazza useless brakes
  10/18/14
...
stimulating home skinny woman
  04/01/22
I think this is why people like daytime soaps. Fucking love...
electric ruddy set dog poop
  10/11/14
oh my crucial head. incredible production value itt.
Khaki locus genital piercing
  10/11/14
...
Dashing Bat-shit-crazy Lodge Sex Offender
  10/11/14
...
marvelous yellow legend
  10/27/14
agreed, best thread of 2014 already
wonderful anal casino pocket flask
  10/11/14
Really though, the pay off was too quick and too good. Nothi...
Chestnut floppy milk
  10/11/14
Creampie pics
chrome business firm patrolman
  10/11/14
...
Dashing Bat-shit-crazy Lodge Sex Offender
  10/11/14
Respond back: Wubbly seems in a comfortable position
wonderful anal casino pocket flask
  10/11/14
...
mauve fat ankles
  10/11/14
ROFL mr wubbly u fuckin slut
Navy Field Dingle Berry
  10/11/14
Wubbly's eyes are tender, curious....hopeful
dun native
  10/11/14
...
Dashing Bat-shit-crazy Lodge Sex Offender
  10/11/14
...
Vivacious Pisswyrm
  11/21/15
ONE HUNDRED AND SISTERFUCKING EIGHTY
Dashing Bat-shit-crazy Lodge Sex Offender
  10/11/14
...
citrine stage
  10/11/14
...
histrionic ratface
  10/11/14
...
Navy Field Dingle Berry
  10/11/14
*Claps while holding onto pants with one hand*
marvelous yellow legend
  10/27/14
lmfao
Fragrant Shaky Scourge Upon The Earth Trailer Park
  10/11/14
amazing
Cheese-eating personal credit line
  10/11/14
Holy shit, can't stop LOLing
Maroon Hairy Legs
  10/11/14
180
spectacular flushed senate
  10/11/14
...
clear high-end center
  10/11/14
...
histrionic ratface
  10/11/14
OH GOD, OH-
marvelous yellow legend
  10/27/14
OP has, at one point, claimed s/he was a "Female ADA&qu...
geriatric stage alpha
  10/11/14
Not the point you turd
electric ruddy set dog poop
  10/11/14
FUCKING DOOBS
Chestnut floppy milk
  10/11/14
nice work, ape detective doobs, u r one crazy mfer but at l...
Navy Field Dingle Berry
  10/11/14
Seriously.
Dashing Bat-shit-crazy Lodge Sex Offender
  10/11/14
did you ever watch star wars episodes i, ii, or iii? did you...
Khaki locus genital piercing
  10/11/14
...
Vigorous Bawdyhouse Prole
  10/11/14
180. And fuck the ruiner. Like school in summertime.
beady-eyed claret crackhouse
  10/11/14
long overdue 180 to this one
Bright nudist gaping
  03/28/16
...
Dashing Bat-shit-crazy Lodge Sex Offender
  10/11/14
...
Dashing Bat-shit-crazy Lodge Sex Offender
  10/11/14
...
fuchsia glittery nowag
  10/11/14
fucking bullshit nobody has reposted the pic of this bitch ...
180 transparent university
  10/11/14
...
laughsome pearly hominid
  10/11/14
...
fuchsia glittery nowag
  10/11/14
plz poast
Blue excitant garrison
  10/11/14
must need fap soon.
laughsome pearly hominid
  10/11/14
co-signed, you useless FUCKS post the DAMN PICS
multi-colored adulterous pozpig
  10/11/14
Friends, he did. But obviously he could not leave them poste...
Dashing Bat-shit-crazy Lodge Sex Offender
  10/11/14
short, a bit thick and busty little sister or petite cheerle...
avocado faggot firefighter
  10/11/14
somebody pls respond
Deep Carmine Mediation Brunch
  10/11/14
For the love of god
Maroon Hairy Legs
  10/11/14
...
Dashing Bat-shit-crazy Lodge Sex Offender
  10/11/14
lol the loving detail that went into this description, man
Navy Field Dingle Berry
  10/11/14
you're a good dood
Deep Carmine Mediation Brunch
  10/11/14
I was mostly posting in this thread because Im a little frea...
Metal Disturbing Step-uncle's House Turdskin
  10/11/14
good, good. Homeless would be proud of this poast
dun native
  10/11/14
180 this thread is delivering.
Plum Supple Parlour Goyim
  10/11/14
I BELIEVE
cowardly beta french chef
  10/11/14
describe how u feel at the thought of unloading your balls i...
mauve fat ankles
  10/11/14
plzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz post the pics again
multi-colored adulterous pozpig
  10/11/14
1800000 I never stopped believing. Don't drink so much durin...
gaped exhilarant candlestick maker
  10/11/14
...
Dashing Bat-shit-crazy Lodge Sex Offender
  10/11/14
THE DREAM IS ALIVE AND WELL
Maroon Hairy Legs
  10/11/14
FUCK YOUR SISTER LIKE A CHAMPION TODAY
citrine stage
  10/11/14
...
Dashing Bat-shit-crazy Lodge Sex Offender
  10/11/14
lol 180
Navy Field Dingle Berry
  10/11/14
OP needs to go to CVS, but a plan B pill, and then just hand...
avocado faggot firefighter
  10/11/14
(NOT a Lannister fan)
Dashing Bat-shit-crazy Lodge Sex Offender
  10/11/14
...
ultramarine titillating chapel
  10/11/14
poast deleted for violating the laws of humanity
gaped exhilarant candlestick maker
  10/11/14
please delete. Let him write the story.
Honey-headed sexy gas station
  10/11/14
lol at people ITT believing the OP well done
chest-beating property faggotry
  10/11/14
...
Dashing Bat-shit-crazy Lodge Sex Offender
  10/11/14
never claimed to be a flame scholar
chest-beating property faggotry
  10/11/14
uuungnnnnnnnnnnngggggggggghhhhhhhh 180
Light church
  10/11/14
this is very entertaining, but I am surprised at how titilla...
smoky forum chad
  10/11/14
(bro who apparently already has sexually fulfilling relation...
gaped exhilarant candlestick maker
  10/11/14
(evan39)
diverse market laser beams
  10/11/14
you shouldn't be. incest has always been a big part of the X...
chrome business firm patrolman
  10/11/14
it's a matter of degree. THe "hot dotter" meme wa...
smoky forum chad
  10/11/14
http://i.imgur.com/TLETEiv.jpg
coiffed church building
  10/11/14
keeping it real
Honey-headed sexy gas station
  10/11/14
...
multi-colored adulterous pozpig
  10/11/14
cr
snowy range giraffe
  10/11/14
Amen.
Buff thirsty shitlib mental disorder
  10/11/14
lol cr
glassy ceo
  10/11/14
...
nofapping dilemma azn
  10/11/14
...
Navy Field Dingle Berry
  10/11/14
...
histrionic ratface
  10/11/14
...
marvelous yellow legend
  10/27/14
i can't see how this could end badly
Deep Carmine Mediation Brunch
  10/11/14
...
Dashing Bat-shit-crazy Lodge Sex Offender
  10/11/14
it's fucking awesome
Maniacal appetizing tanning salon
  10/11/14
it is, unless you think that this might not be flame, and th...
Deep Carmine Mediation Brunch
  10/11/14
" who stand on the precipice of tearing their family ap...
chrome business firm patrolman
  10/11/14
this girl is 17. she is already unable to maintain composure...
Deep Carmine Mediation Brunch
  10/11/14
what makes you an expert on consensual incest?
chrome business firm patrolman
  10/11/14
i'm an expert at fucking the wrong people as an immature tee...
Deep Carmine Mediation Brunch
  10/11/14
i hear what ur saying whorie but this is 2014 -- 17yo girls ...
Maniacal appetizing tanning salon
  10/11/14
180
carnelian office
  10/11/14
if she really wants it, he should make her agree to anal fir...
Deep Carmine Mediation Brunch
  10/11/14
...
Dashing Bat-shit-crazy Lodge Sex Offender
  10/11/14
Absolutely disgusted here but can u tell me more about your ...
Red stead people who are hurt
  10/11/14
...
Maniacal appetizing tanning salon
  10/11/14
(Really gullible person)
fuchsia glittery nowag
  10/11/14
On the other hand....YOLO!
avocado faggot firefighter
  10/11/14
counterpoint: they should do it
Maniacal appetizing tanning salon
  10/11/14
fine. they should do it and if they get found out, they shou...
Deep Carmine Mediation Brunch
  10/11/14
...
Dashing Bat-shit-crazy Lodge Sex Offender
  10/11/14
We're all going to be dead from ebola by the end of the year...
Maroon Hairy Legs
  10/11/14
...
gaped exhilarant candlestick maker
  10/11/14
there is literally no way for this to end badly as far as i ...
diverse market laser beams
  10/11/14
...
Dashing Bat-shit-crazy Lodge Sex Offender
  10/11/14
i agree. one person is going to get their dick wet insid...
mauve fat ankles
  10/11/14
lol
Buck-toothed Roast Beef Cuckoldry
  10/11/14
underrated
Wine racy indian lodge filthpig
  10/11/14
...
factory reset button
  10/12/14
...
marvelous yellow legend
  10/27/14
itt: doobs successfully turns on a bunch of male posters
Seedy Meetinghouse Yarmulke
  10/11/14
So what was it like sitting alone at lunch in high school?
Dashing Bat-shit-crazy Lodge Sex Offender
  10/11/14
...
Maroon Hairy Legs
  10/11/14
hahahaha my bad brother youre like the number one fan of thi...
Seedy Meetinghouse Yarmulke
  10/11/14
...
Dashing Bat-shit-crazy Lodge Sex Offender
  10/11/14
been married before brother. youre fighting the good fight
Seedy Meetinghouse Yarmulke
  10/11/14
...
marvelous yellow legend
  10/27/14
lol
site toilet seat
  10/11/14
If this is a doobs thread, I think we owe him an apology
Bipolar Magenta Idea He Suggested Goal In Life
  10/11/14
Can I please have my dildo back?
Talking nursing home
  10/11/14
...
at-the-ready shrine
  10/11/14
180
Plum Supple Parlour Goyim
  10/11/14
180
Light church
  10/11/14
180
Navy Field Dingle Berry
  10/11/14
...
nofapping dilemma azn
  10/11/14
This is how I envision this thread going down: http://youtu...
pit
  10/11/14
...
yapping preventive strike
  10/11/14
that was a good thread
Navy Field Dingle Berry
  10/11/14
This link is incredibly accurate. Sister in vid is hawt.
Spruce Adventurous Institution
  10/12/14
UPDATE: So Ive been watching the FSU game with my dad and tw...
Metal Disturbing Step-uncle's House Turdskin
  10/11/14
Nicely slow-played, OP.
avocado faggot firefighter
  10/11/14
...
motley ruby hall
  10/11/14
...
Dashing Bat-shit-crazy Lodge Sex Offender
  10/11/14
180
Plum Supple Parlour Goyim
  10/11/14
OP's big dillema is whether he should pursue the friend toni...
avocado faggot firefighter
  10/11/14
...
Dashing Bat-shit-crazy Lodge Sex Offender
  10/11/14
I think I'd play for the threesome, because the fallback is ...
avocado faggot firefighter
  10/11/14
I don't know mang.... there are millions of teens, but you o...
Dashing Bat-shit-crazy Lodge Sex Offender
  10/11/14
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&f...
bateful sneaky criminal house
  10/11/14
Flame is losing steam. Like she'd go from showing him her d...
misanthropic clown
  10/11/14
Bullshit. Women generally and teens specifically are notorio...
Dashing Bat-shit-crazy Lodge Sex Offender
  10/11/14
u sir are the stockton to OP's malone
gaped exhilarant candlestick maker
  10/11/14
...
dun native
  10/11/14
I toil for the glory and good of the entire XO team.
Dashing Bat-shit-crazy Lodge Sex Offender
  10/11/14
...
fuchsia glittery nowag
  10/11/14
...
marvelous yellow legend
  10/27/14
This logic is completely unassailable brother. Cot dam. Marr...
fuchsia glittery nowag
  10/11/14
This may surprise you: but this is not the first time that I...
Dashing Bat-shit-crazy Lodge Sex Offender
  10/11/14
Bro you were gonn a bang your sister? Wtf Go on...
fuchsia glittery nowag
  10/11/14
Don't have a sister. But I am married and regularly consider...
Dashing Bat-shit-crazy Lodge Sex Offender
  10/11/14
Go on...
marvelous yellow legend
  10/27/14
...
bateful sneaky criminal house
  10/11/14
Your dad knows. He will drink to blackout tonight
dun native
  10/11/14
"So, son, ah..." your Dad begins to say, then trai...
canary persian
  10/11/14
...
dun native
  10/11/14
Brother, it was like you were actually there.
Dashing Bat-shit-crazy Lodge Sex Offender
  10/11/14
gotta be this commercial, amirite? http://www.youtube.com...
misanthropic clown
  10/11/14
Yessir.
canary persian
  10/11/14
Sister: You're my present this year Brother: Well why don...
mauve fat ankles
  10/11/14
...
Vigorous Bawdyhouse Prole
  10/11/14
...
histrionic ratface
  10/11/14
Sister (mouth still full): Bemf Chriffmaf EVER.
Well-lubricated frisky
  10/12/14
...
marvelous yellow legend
  10/27/14
...
factory reset button
  10/12/14
...
marvelous yellow legend
  10/27/14
Bros... I just had a terrible thought . What if this entire ...
fuchsia glittery nowag
  10/11/14
...
Dashing Bat-shit-crazy Lodge Sex Offender
  10/11/14
lol incestmos
Talented partner
  10/11/14
Greatest flame thread in XO history?
nofapping dilemma azn
  10/11/14
...
Dashing Bat-shit-crazy Lodge Sex Offender
  10/11/14
Be honest, how many times have u jerked it already to the ti...
fuchsia glittery nowag
  10/11/14
...
Dashing Bat-shit-crazy Lodge Sex Offender
  10/11/14
Holy shit 400 legit poasts. Probably a first in xo history t...
fuchsia glittery nowag
  10/11/14
TBF about 300 of them are probably from two or three people
misanthropic clown
  10/11/14
Doesn't change what I said This is probably the first thr...
fuchsia glittery nowag
  10/11/14
the are reptile gangbang thread wasn't far off in terms of h...
Navy Field Dingle Berry
  10/11/14
JFC, that was a great thread
marvelous yellow legend
  10/27/14
op, does scott and his sister still live in your town?
Light church
  10/11/14
...
Saffron doctorate
  10/11/14
How has no one reposted the pic
Orange demanding mexican
  10/11/14
...
Saffron doctorate
  10/11/14
Wtf. Delete your posts and change moniker
fuchsia glittery nowag
  10/11/14
...
motley ruby hall
  10/11/14
Bro do you really want homeless to have nothing to live for?...
fuchsia glittery nowag
  10/11/14
God fucking dammit
Scarlet principal's office
  10/11/14
What the fuck - it's doobs!!
electric ruddy set dog poop
  10/11/14
anyone surprised that doobs owns stuffed animals and a dildo...
Talented partner
  10/11/14
UPDATE: Watching Notre Dame suffer from having a shit off...
Metal Disturbing Step-uncle's House Turdskin
  10/11/14
cmon you assholes follow the rules, it's a small price to pa...
Navy Field Dingle Berry
  10/11/14
lol Cap'n A game of " coming unraveled as his flame rap...
bateful sneaky criminal house
  10/11/14
Don't let the occasional hater keep you down. Just listen to...
gaped exhilarant candlestick maker
  10/11/14
...
Dashing Bat-shit-crazy Lodge Sex Offender
  10/11/14
...
sticky peach tattoo
  10/11/14
Get help Doobs/Box
federal
  10/11/14
more likely box but give doobs his credit if he pulled this....
180 transparent university
  10/11/14
motherfucker give us the goddamn pic I'm a lifelong trust...
180 transparent university
  10/11/14
UPDATE: maybe it was nerves but i got wasted. barely ate ...
Metal Disturbing Step-uncle's House Turdskin
  10/11/14
in on epic thread
green volcanic crater
  10/11/14
...
fantasy-prone violet address
  10/11/14
...
histrionic ratface
  10/11/14
Oh my
dun native
  10/11/14
omg
azure boltzmann
  10/11/14
...
cobalt mood
  10/11/14
delete b4 homeless gets in here, he's going to have a heart ...
Navy Field Dingle Berry
  10/11/14
seriously. the man has a family, after all.
avocado faggot firefighter
  10/11/14
BAW GAWD
dun native
  10/11/14
...
histrionic ratface
  10/11/14
Wife just asked me why I was staring off into space
Dashing Bat-shit-crazy Lodge Sex Offender
  10/11/14
What the fuck is going on
spectacular flushed senate
  10/11/14
there's to be a fuck going on alright
azure boltzmann
  10/11/14
WHAT IN THE 180
Cuck
  10/11/14
GOOD LUCK, BROTHER
startling
  10/11/14
what is the vial by her leg? Visine? Was she getting stone...
chartreuse arousing point
  10/11/14
Lube, but the lighter up in the corner suggests smoking is a...
green volcanic crater
  10/11/14
By the look of the bruises on her thighs, you should wrap th...
balding blood rage
  10/11/14
...
Dashing Bat-shit-crazy Lodge Sex Offender
  10/11/14
fyi: all yall niggas jerking off to doobs in panties and pin...
big friendly grandma twinkling uncleanness
  10/11/14
...
Seedy Meetinghouse Yarmulke
  10/11/14
Are you the guy that gets pissed off when someone dresses as...
Dashing Bat-shit-crazy Lodge Sex Offender
  10/11/14
...
irate parlor elastic band
  10/12/14
thank the fucking lord, I'm going to die a happy man.
brilliant spot
  10/11/14
i know this is a weird thing to notice, but why aren't there...
depressive
  10/11/14
...
Dashing Bat-shit-crazy Lodge Sex Offender
  10/11/14
...
nofapping dilemma azn
  10/11/14
ungh so hard now.
puce misunderstood sweet tailpipe philosopher-king
  10/11/14
wtf
bearded striped hyena
  10/11/14
Xo 2014: this is believable Xo 2014: FIVE BEERS IN 45 MI...
grizzly fanboi
  10/11/14
bro it would take 45 minutes just to order 5 beers at a bar ...
big friendly grandma twinkling uncleanness
  10/11/14
Do you not think Shia lebouf can get the attention of a wait...
grizzly fanboi
  10/11/14
Settle down. I'm sitting on the bed with her and this shit'...
Talking nursing home
  10/11/14
...
Navy Field Dingle Berry
  10/11/14
...
Dashing Bat-shit-crazy Lodge Sex Offender
  10/11/14
iwanttobelieve.jpg
Navy Field Dingle Berry
  10/11/14
http://img.nzgameshop.com/posters/scifi_and_fantasy/x_files_...
chartreuse arousing point
  10/11/14
Wait didn't doobs already out himself by accidentally postin...
misanthropic clown
  10/11/14
was the Lucio moniker doobs?
Contagious umber public bath headpube
  10/11/14
That's what I thought
misanthropic clown
  10/11/14
what lucio moniker? wat poast?
big friendly grandma twinkling uncleanness
  10/11/14
I have no doubt doobs would come in and try to fuck up this ...
Cuck
  10/11/14
Meta-flame, flame within a flame. I like it.
misanthropic clown
  10/11/14
...
Navy Field Dingle Berry
  10/11/14
The Lucio post isn't conclusive proof of flame but this reac...
bateful sneaky criminal house
  10/11/14
Lookit, with 3 links I could make a compelling case that A G...
Cuck
  10/11/14
...
Dashing Bat-shit-crazy Lodge Sex Offender
  10/11/14
...
fuchsia glittery nowag
  10/11/14
Great detective work, but I'm a stuffed animal looking at so...
Talking nursing home
  10/11/14
Great cameo ITT from a Heroic stuffed toy We salute you.
Dashing Bat-shit-crazy Lodge Sex Offender
  10/11/14
...
Navy Field Dingle Berry
  10/11/14
You know it's a great thread when there are subthread spinof...
Lake Pervert
  10/11/14
CRIMINALLY underrated poast
fishy
  11/21/15
...
canary persian
  10/11/14
...
Dashing Bat-shit-crazy Lodge Sex Offender
  10/11/14
gtfo
multi-colored adulterous pozpig
  10/12/14
...
Dashing Bat-shit-crazy Lodge Sex Offender
  10/11/14
To be fair, Hey guys just popped onto the board, haven't ...
Vermilion
  10/11/14
Holy shit
electric ruddy set dog poop
  10/11/14
?
Stirring Son Of Senegal
  10/11/14
...
primrose party of the first part
  10/11/14
180, unless this is the "Fresh Prince" at the end ...
amethyst
  10/11/14
i think it is :(
diverse market laser beams
  10/11/14
If it is then TBF is literally going to be run off the bort ...
amethyst
  10/11/14
good self deprecation
azure boltzmann
  10/11/14
...
primrose party of the first part
  10/11/14
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KK23BhEQVyU
twisted awkward circlehead
  10/11/14
lol
Navy Field Dingle Berry
  10/12/14
180, this is a goat thread
nofapping dilemma azn
  10/12/14
180
jade rough-skinned
  10/12/14
update posting fro the club drunk as fuck, there is no julie...
Metal Disturbing Step-uncle's House Turdskin
  10/11/14
120
odious sapphire hell
  10/11/14
Let's see where he is going with this. Could be tweet style ...
dun native
  10/11/14
Cr. Bullshit for his sister to trick him into meeting up li...
nofapping dilemma azn
  10/11/14
...
Dashing Bat-shit-crazy Lodge Sex Offender
  10/11/14
what song is playing?
nofapping dilemma azn
  10/11/14
Say you're going to the bathroom so she goes in with u
gaped exhilarant candlestick maker
  10/11/14
dont get too drunk bro, you need to be able to get your dick...
jet reading party
  10/12/14
...
Chestnut floppy milk
  10/12/14
being too drunk is going to ruin this
Chocolate alcoholic weed whacker
  10/12/14
u need to fuck ur sister u owe us
Maniacal appetizing tanning salon
  10/12/14
...
180 transparent university
  12/06/14
...
Chestnut floppy milk
  10/12/14
shocking that this weird incestuous thread is so popular her...
twinkling pistol
  10/12/14
Friendly suggestion for next date: watch Teh Notebook: ht...
overrated round eye
  10/12/14
...
Dashing Bat-shit-crazy Lodge Sex Offender
  10/12/14
Holy shit holy shit
Metal Disturbing Step-uncle's House Turdskin
  10/12/14
Well!?
Scarlet principal's office
  10/12/14
...
Chestnut floppy milk
  10/12/14
plz respond
Maniacal appetizing tanning salon
  10/12/14
I suspect this girl would love the fact that 40 dudes on the...
drunken heady ticket booth roommate
  10/12/14
just 40? you forgot to account for lurkers bro.
Vigorous Bawdyhouse Prole
  10/12/14
Well?
brilliant spot
  10/12/14
It is the clutch situation of the season. ...
narrow-minded amber community account
  10/12/14
what's it gonna be boy
Stirring Son Of Senegal
  10/12/14
180000000
Plum Supple Parlour Goyim
  10/12/14
??
elite coral national security agency rehab
  10/12/14
??? ! ???
histrionic ratface
  10/12/14
Cuddling with your 17 year old little sister must be HIGHLY ...
Dashing Bat-shit-crazy Lodge Sex Offender
  10/12/14
more likely he's curled up somewhere literally choking on th...
brass water buffalo
  10/12/14
Homeless, since you are the best at explaining away flame as...
spectacular flushed senate
  10/12/14
...
Dashing Bat-shit-crazy Lodge Sex Offender
  10/12/14
K, ty.
spectacular flushed senate
  10/12/14
Frankly, it sounds like he is less worried about getting cau...
Dashing Bat-shit-crazy Lodge Sex Offender
  10/12/14
Double post, sorry.
spectacular flushed senate
  10/12/14
My head is pounding and I want to die but part of me also fe...
Metal Disturbing Step-uncle's House Turdskin
  10/12/14
...
Dashing Bat-shit-crazy Lodge Sex Offender
  10/12/14
...
Dashing Bat-shit-crazy Lodge Sex Offender
  10/12/14
...this is getting dark
multi-colored adulterous pozpig
  10/12/14
right? really didn't expect this story to get dark, given...
Stirring Son Of Senegal
  10/12/14
As for the rest: a touching story of true love. Next steps?
Dashing Bat-shit-crazy Lodge Sex Offender
  10/12/14
...
dun native
  10/12/14
...
balding blood rage
  10/12/14
She was sort of jerking me through my jeans. I had started d...
canary persian
  10/12/14
please proceed. tyia
Honey-headed sexy gas station
  10/12/14
Very disappointed in OP's level of intoxication. This story ...
Chocolate alcoholic weed whacker
  10/12/14
yeah, and after everyone warned him!!
Deep Carmine Mediation Brunch
  10/12/14
she kept calling me mister wubbly = 180
diverse market laser beams
  10/12/14
please continue
factory reset button
  10/12/14
"I remember opening the lid to the ice machine. I think...
Maniacal appetizing tanning salon
  10/12/14
"I remember pretending I wasnt a lawyer and I was at th...
canary persian
  10/12/14
I look forward to the pregnancy update in 6 weeks bro
Salmon
  10/12/14
(Lannister Fan)
Dashing Bat-shit-crazy Lodge Sex Offender
  10/12/14
...
fuchsia glittery nowag
  10/12/14
go read some literotica incest stories. the ones with impreg...
chrome business firm patrolman
  10/12/14
...
Dashing Bat-shit-crazy Lodge Sex Offender
  10/12/14
link for research poirposes?
fuchsia glittery nowag
  10/12/14
UPDATE: my mom came into my room about 30 min ago. She didn'...
  10/12/14
(guy using two single quotes instead of my double quote.) ...
Metal Disturbing Step-uncle's House Turdskin
  10/12/14
(guy taking his flame way too seriously)
  10/12/14
sorry for thinking my whole life might be different today ma...
Metal Disturbing Step-uncle's House Turdskin
  10/12/14
WTF? You're here but not providing the rest of the story!
wonderful anal casino pocket flask
  10/12/14
I don't know what to think anymore
Salmon
  10/12/14
ty
mauve fat ankles
  10/12/14
Flame why would your mom just randomly look at your phone th...
Salmon
  10/12/14
To get the deets on the Columbus day thing
  10/12/14
And scene.
nofapping dilemma azn
  10/12/14
nigger
mauve fat ankles
  10/12/14
Wait, you're not OP? Dick move.
nofapping dilemma azn
  10/12/14
This post is NON-CANNON
nofapping dilemma azn
  10/12/14
It's the Book of Judas aka what actually happened
  10/12/14
...
Dashing Bat-shit-crazy Lodge Sex Offender
  10/12/14
...
chest-beating property faggotry
  10/12/14
...
nofapping dilemma azn
  10/12/14
Shameful display, brother. Go write your own thread with ...
Dashing Bat-shit-crazy Lodge Sex Offender
  10/12/14
...
big friendly grandma twinkling uncleanness
  10/12/14
real update, plz?
Deep Carmine Mediation Brunch
  10/12/14
Yeah, some of these bros have probably been edging for over ...
wagecucks
  10/12/14
...
Dashing Bat-shit-crazy Lodge Sex Offender
  10/12/14
Post 600!
Dashing Bat-shit-crazy Lodge Sex Offender
  10/12/14
you guys realize this is all flame, right?
bossy sandwich
  10/12/14
they wall want to fuck their sisters tho
bearded striped hyena
  10/12/14
You don't?
idiotic kitty digit ratio
  10/12/14
...
Dashing Bat-shit-crazy Lodge Sex Offender
  10/12/14
FINAL UPDATE: The reenactment was a disaster. I was hung...
Metal Disturbing Step-uncle's House Turdskin
  10/12/14
...
canary persian
  10/12/14
wtf
fuchsia glittery nowag
  10/12/14
youre a fucking weirdo man. thought this was doobs before bu...
Seedy Meetinghouse Yarmulke
  10/12/14
need more about fingering her in the car and blowing him in ...
fuchsia glittery nowag
  10/12/14
that stupid shit screamed tbf to me
Seedy Meetinghouse Yarmulke
  10/12/14
...
jet reading party
  10/12/14
cr, the earlier Box-related obsessions of OP + the historica...
geriatric stage alpha
  10/12/14
also the Julia-threading and gay overwritten style editL so...
Seedy Meetinghouse Yarmulke
  10/12/14
Big surprise gay-ass-thug "Memph Bleek" didnt like...
Cuck
  10/12/14
sorry brother I figured you came already since that was the ...
Seedy Meetinghouse Yarmulke
  10/12/14
def owns dildo but he's just using pics from elsewhere
geriatric stage alpha
  10/12/14
this ending isn't very satisfying
chrome business firm patrolman
  10/12/14
cr. gonna need some fucking, if only just the tip. cumshot o...
motley ruby hall
  10/12/14
it was written like some female soliloquy from the black and...
razzle mustard national kitty cat
  10/12/14
...
Spruce Adventurous Institution
  10/12/14
gross man thats ur sister
big-titted cerise coffee pot masturbator
  10/12/14
did u fuck or not
mauve fat ankles
  10/12/14
...
Dashing Bat-shit-crazy Lodge Sex Offender
  10/12/14
180 Sorry its come to an end like this brother but you we...
fuchsia glittery nowag
  10/12/14
...
Dashing Bat-shit-crazy Lodge Sex Offender
  10/12/14
120. Shitty flame (no matter how good it starts, and this wa...
Lake Pervert
  10/12/14
OP's flame was off to an incredible start, but he's going to...
depressive
  10/12/14
The big mistake was writing the friend out of the story. Th...
avocado faggot firefighter
  10/12/14
Fuck all the haters bro this is a brilliant ending and in ti...
Salmon
  10/12/14
...
fishy
  11/21/15
...
turquoise puppy
  10/06/25
I like it. Good luck brother.
nofapping dilemma azn
  10/12/14
You're skadden farts or whoever that guy who wrote the shitl...
Bipolar Magenta Idea He Suggested Goal In Life
  10/12/14
This is a great guess.
histrionic ratface
  10/13/14
180, ty.
spectacular flushed senate
  10/12/14
brother. this is a solid thread. you have a legit talent for...
Insecure Kink-friendly Keepsake Machete
  10/12/14
180
Deranged immigrant
  10/08/16
This conclusion has aged surprisingly well
Rambunctious background story
  10/31/16
...
fishy
  10/09/18
Flame or not, that is a luscious ass I’d pay $10K or m...
out-of-control dopamine corn cake
  10/11/21
i liked it. the consequences of what happened to this man a...
haunting cordovan becky
  10/12/14
"A sometimes appallingly accurate view of today's world...
yapping preventive strike
  10/12/14
Anyone else notice that in the picture the sun is rising (or...
Cuck
  10/12/14
love? he didn't know her your flame is equally obvious to t...
razzle mustard national kitty cat
  10/12/14
titc analysis
Zombie-like piazza useless brakes
  10/18/14
...
fishy
  10/09/18
well, op probably has my ip address, my ssn, and all my irl ...
brilliant spot
  10/12/14
A+++++ i come to this site for stupid-weird and thread de...
multi-colored adulterous pozpig
  10/13/14
OP is Johnsmeyer. HTH. OP's moniker is the same phrase Johns...
irate parlor elastic band
  10/13/14
Also, you are the op, since op claimed to have come up with ...
Talking nursing home
  10/13/14
?
irate parlor elastic band
  10/13/14
...
Dashing Bat-shit-crazy Lodge Sex Offender
  10/27/14
...
Salmon
  12/06/14
The total drop off of posting after the climax is really sho...
gaped exhilarant candlestick maker
  12/06/14
no, I think people were just disillusioned by that point. T...
chartreuse arousing point
  12/06/14
...
fuchsia glittery nowag
  04/07/15
...
yapping preventive strike
  04/11/15
http://mic.com/articles/116094/these-long-lost-siblings-amaz...
Gay Telephone
  04/22/15
...
elite coral national security agency rehab
  05/17/15
...
topaz bearded windowlicker
  06/04/15
Not flame.
gaped exhilarant candlestick maker
  08/18/15
update?
indigo hissy fit
  10/06/15
...
Ivory
  10/11/15
How's the Columbus Day celebration looking this year?
Salmon
  10/11/15
...
azure boltzmann
  10/12/15
Columbus day bump.
Unhinged Sable International Law Enforcement Agency
  10/12/15
bump
Stirring Son Of Senegal
  11/21/15
HAPPY THANKSGIVING!
Bronze Famous Landscape Painting
  11/25/15
...
fuchsia glittery nowag
  12/24/15
Much better sistr thrras
fuchsia glittery nowag
  12/27/15
...
topaz bearded windowlicker
  03/10/16
the beginning of the degenerate era
Opaque marketing idea stock car
  03/10/16
...
mentally impaired stag film internal respiration
  03/28/16
...
Mildly autistic kitchen juggernaut
  06/27/16
PotY 2014
Translucent Mad-dog Skullcap
  06/27/16
...
irate parlor elastic band
  08/21/16
...
sooty
  08/22/16
god i still remember reading this thread as it was happening...
fuchsia glittery nowag
  08/22/16
...
Aquamarine macaca
  09/13/16
fuck this was 2014 fuck fuck fuck
Useless sienna double fault coldplay fan
  09/13/16
I;ve been here too long.
black insanely creepy
  09/13/16
this was like yesterday in my time on here and fuck me it wa...
Useless sienna double fault coldplay fan
  09/13/16
reading it is in toto, i like how it develops over days wit...
Aquamarine macaca
  09/13/16
...
marvelous yellow legend
  09/13/16
so who was the author, TBF?
Aquamarine macaca
  09/13/16
Game of ""
iridescent offensive main people
  09/13/16
i remember but was he "his own dude" or a tbf alt?
Aquamarine macaca
  09/13/16
...
fear-inspiring sepia associate
  09/13/16
the author is definitely tbtp
sooty
  09/13/16
...
Ivory
  10/08/16
The most popular family at my high school had twins. Both ve...
Irradiated Newt
  10/08/16
did they have a midget sibling, too?
razzle mustard national kitty cat
  10/31/16
:-)
Self-centered Feces Jewess
  10/08/16
still GOAT POTUS thread
fuchsia glittery nowag
  10/31/16
The POTUS of XODUS
Self-centered Feces Jewess
  10/31/16
you never know what could happen on that golden day that the...
dysfunction
  10/31/16
...
fishy
  10/09/18
...
Spruce Adventurous Institution
  11/21/16
...
fuchsia glittery nowag
  01/10/17
...
Impressive flickering rigpig queen of the night
  02/04/17
...
Spruce Adventurous Institution
  02/04/17
...
Self-centered Feces Jewess
  02/04/17
Most flawlessly executed flame I've ever seen
Blathering
  02/04/17
...
Self-centered Feces Jewess
  02/04/17
...
Self-centered Feces Jewess
  02/04/17
...
dysfunction
  02/05/17
...
Self-centered Feces Jewess
  02/08/17
...
Apoplectic french
  06/28/17
...
Crystalline
  08/24/17
San Fernando Neighborhood Council changes Columbus Day to In...
Cocky
  09/01/17
how has this not been bumped yet today
Harsh wrinkle
  10/09/17
I can never remember the title keywords ty
Blathering
  10/09/17
Columbus Day BUMP
Talented partner
  10/09/17
There should be a Christmas episode of this story.
Unholy Potus
  12/18/17
...
Gold mewling halford
  01/06/18
Overrated literotica. Idk why ppl liked this flame so much
Lavender black woman
  01/06/18
...
fear-inspiring sepia associate
  02/06/18
...
Cheese-eating personal credit line
  06/12/18
pre-columbus day bump
dysfunction
  10/06/18
4 year bump
Cocky
  10/09/18
Happy Columbus Day!
zippy burgundy
  10/09/18
...
Provocative Tank Theater Stage
  10/17/18
...
dark karate
  05/19/19
...
stimulating home skinny woman
  05/19/19
...
Cuck
  10/14/19
...
fuchsia glittery nowag
  05/05/20
...
knife
  06/28/20
...
mint degenerate
  06/29/20
...
Cuck
  07/10/20
...
Obsidian exciting legal warrant orchestra pit
  10/10/20
Happy early Columbus Day to you too
pink police squad
  10/10/20
where are we on this?
bonkers
  10/10/20
TITCR
onyx
  02/17/21
...
zippy burgundy
  10/08/21
...
dull half-breed
  02/17/21
...
Cuck
  10/11/21
So uh... anyone still have pics of the sister? original imgu...
Galvanic temple
  10/11/21
The ass pic is still up. I can't remember if I saw the origi...
Pea-brained Emerald
  10/11/21
Anyone else feel like the OP should be doing an annual Colum...
Pea-brained Emerald
  10/11/21
...
zippy burgundy
  10/07/22
...
Slate Affirmative Action
  12/02/21
...
fluffy selfie
  10/07/22
fuck we missed Columbus Day
sickened death wish
  10/07/22
Man this makes me feel old
Useless sienna double fault coldplay fan
  10/07/22
Happy Columbus Day!
Tripping jap
  10/10/22
...
Slate Affirmative Action
  10/10/22
...
Hilarious nibblets
  10/13/25
One of the best flame threads ever. I remember feeling like ...
Slate Affirmative Action
  11/23/22
...
sticky peach tattoo
  05/06/23
...
sound barrier
  05/06/23
Time flies
henna
  05/06/23
This thread is a masterwork. Every time it gets bumped, it's...
Unhinged Sable International Law Enforcement Agency
  05/06/23
...
fluffy selfie
  10/09/23
best part of the flame is whoever edited OP to make it seem ...
sickened death wish
  10/09/23
...
Mildly autistic kitchen juggernaut
  10/06/25
My family celebrates this thread on Columbus Day. Me and sis...
foreskin
  10/09/23
...
dysfunction
  10/10/23
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MuoBNKGt4TI
mahogany therapy
  10/20/23
...
dysfunction
  10/20/23
...
Self-centered Feces Jewess
  10/20/23
DIAMOND HARD EVERY TIME
Poppy Messiness
  10/20/23
...
Slate Affirmative Action
  10/20/23
...
zippy burgundy
  10/20/23
...
tantric psychic
  10/13/24
I was thinking about this thread earlier today
walnut
  10/13/24
I wrote this TEN YEARS AGO :/
Metal Disturbing Step-uncle's House Turdskin
  10/13/24
good work, i remember this thread
sticky peach tattoo
  10/13/24
Almost that time of year again ⛵️
turquoise puppy
  10/06/25
This is the first thing I think of when I hear it's Columbus...
Pea-brained Emerald
  10/13/25
...
Violent place of business
  12/23/25


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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:13 PM
Author: Metal Disturbing Step-uncle's House Turdskin

before I could message her "Haha" or something, she wrote "i knew it, me too"

Im supposed to come home this weekend for this Columbus day thing my parents do. I dont know how to approach this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26485946)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:16 PM
Author: Dashing Bat-shit-crazy Lodge Sex Offender



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:16 PM
Author: spectacular flushed senate



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:17 PM
Author: Light church



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:17 PM
Author: bisexual heaven



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:17 PM
Author: Swashbuckling Bbw Trump Supporter



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:19 PM
Author: trip garnet dragon



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:19 PM
Author: passionate library organic girlfriend



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:21 PM
Author: Metal Disturbing Step-uncle's House Turdskin

its cliche to say "not flame" but its not.

I was using the Tools for Tinder app last night in order to check out girls in my hometown before I leave for there tomorrow. Hoping to arrange some pussy for an otherwise long boring weekend in the burbs.

Sure as shit, there she is. I figured Id swipe right, she wouldnt see it until I was there in town (in her local tinder pool) and then Id message "Haha, stop being a slut" or something stupid.

But we matched like a moment later, as if she had already swiped me right. And while I was puzzling over that I got her message.

conflicted and sort of ashamed here bro

xo flame aside, im embarrassed how much this turns me on

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26486020)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:22 PM
Author: Dashing Bat-shit-crazy Lodge Sex Offender



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:23 PM
Author: Light church

HOW much younger

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26486042)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:27 PM
Author: Metal Disturbing Step-uncle's House Turdskin

11 years. there are two other siblings between us and im the oldest.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26486075)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:36 PM
Author: Dashing Bat-shit-crazy Lodge Sex Offender



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:37 PM
Author: Metal Disturbing Step-uncle's House Turdskin

Im 28 bro.

When I left home she was in the 2nd grade

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26486149)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:40 PM
Author: Dashing Bat-shit-crazy Lodge Sex Offender



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:36 PM
Author: orchid mischievous mother box office

Ever catch a glimpse of her naked?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26486145)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:38 PM
Author: alcoholic thriller hunting ground



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Date: October 9th, 2014 8:28 PM
Author: Dashing Bat-shit-crazy Lodge Sex Offender



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26488523)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:23 PM
Author: trip garnet dragon

send her a dick pic

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26486043)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:24 PM
Author: alcoholic thriller hunting ground



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Date: October 9th, 2014 2:31 PM
Author: Navy Field Dingle Berry

she's flaming u back u autistic wizard

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26486452)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 8:55 PM
Author: Dashing Bat-shit-crazy Lodge Sex Offender



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Date: October 8th, 2016 9:43 AM
Author: Irradiated Newt

fuck her, and society, right in the ass

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#31586932)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:27 PM
Author: orchid mischievous mother box office



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Date: October 9th, 2014 2:12 PM
Author: fuchsia glittery nowag



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Date: October 9th, 2014 3:09 PM
Author: pale state toaster



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Date: October 9th, 2014 4:45 PM
Author: marvelous yellow legend



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Date: October 9th, 2014 4:59 PM
Author: elite coral national security agency rehab



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Date: October 9th, 2014 6:09 PM
Author: gaped exhilarant candlestick maker



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Date: October 9th, 2014 7:34 PM
Author: drab concupiscible cruise ship



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Date: October 10th, 2014 10:08 AM
Author: nofapping dilemma azn



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Date: October 10th, 2014 10:24 AM
Author: Filthy antidepressant drug stain



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Date: October 18th, 2014 8:14 PM
Author: Zombie-like piazza useless brakes

laughing so hard at this

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Date: October 8th, 2016 9:38 AM
Author: mauve fat ankles

what did it say? really bothers me that i missed it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#31586902)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 5:37 PM
Author: Mildly autistic kitchen juggernaut

https://postimg.cc/Th2v7W3Z

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#49330090)



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Date: May 15th, 2022 12:43 PM
Author: Violent place of business



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#44515648)



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Date: October 27th, 2014 3:40 PM
Author: marvelous yellow legend



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26597183)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:17 PM
Author: chrome business firm patrolman

Depends. How attractive is she?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26485987)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 2:02 PM
Author: Silver razzle-dazzle private investor location

not even bothering with responding to incrim evi thread.

Sophie the giraffe. Nigger, better luck next time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26498484)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 2:03 PM
Author: motley ruby hall

?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26498488)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 2:07 PM
Author: Silver razzle-dazzle private investor location

imgur fail. sophie = nouveau. no way teen covets.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26498511)



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Date: October 27th, 2014 12:21 PM
Author: Abusive aromatic den



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26596047)



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Date: October 6th, 2015 10:56 AM
Author: Cyan school ladyboy

bump for columbus day

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#28910132)



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Date: December 25th, 2015 11:37 AM
Author: Spruce Adventurous Institution

At Christmas

http://imgur.com/r/Tinder/sPB4cDl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#29451893)



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Date: February 5th, 2017 9:38 AM
Author: Brindle Abode



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#32548874)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:18 PM
Author: cracking crimson theatre indirect expression

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26485991)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:19 PM
Author: odious sapphire hell

Describe this surreal Columbus Day event conducted by your parents.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26486011)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:22 PM
Author: Dashing Bat-shit-crazy Lodge Sex Offender



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26486029)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:24 PM
Author: Light church

brother i think the brother will be the one throwing a bone in this one

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26486045)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 4:46 PM
Author: marvelous yellow legend



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26487216)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 12:35 AM
Author: histrionic ratface



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26490057)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:49 PM
Author: dun native

He speaks for all of us

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26486218)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 4:27 PM
Author: soggy cumskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26487077)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:27 PM
Author: orchid mischievous mother box office

Sounds like Festivus

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26486074)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 2:24 PM
Author: Fragrant Shaky Scourge Upon The Earth Trailer Park

Columbus Day dinner is a time-honored tradition

not to mention Columbus Day morning when you're a kid. so 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26486417)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:41 PM
Author: avocado faggot firefighter

Not to kill the fun, but did it occur to you that rather than indicating that she wanted to fuck you, "knew it, me too" meant "Ha, you use tinder to get ass just like I do!"?

EDIT: Tempted to delete this poast because it was made just a few minutes after the thread was created and long before the greatness of the thread was established. But I will leave it intact for posterity and an accurate historical record.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26486168)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:42 PM
Author: Metal Disturbing Step-uncle's House Turdskin

yes and I am staking my soul on yours being the right interpretation. the main point is that I cannot believe how aroused i became wondering if there was another way to read it... and wondering and wondering if I should respond with subtle provocation

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26486174)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:44 PM
Author: Dashing Bat-shit-crazy Lodge Sex Offender



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26486184)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:42 PM
Author: naked space

lolol.

Bro is about to have an awkward as fukk T-day celebration when his lil sis slices his arm for coming from behind and aggressively rubbing her pussy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26486177)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:46 PM
Author: Dashing Bat-shit-crazy Lodge Sex Offender



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26486194)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 2:33 PM
Author: Navy Field Dingle Berry

cr

try "does ur pumpkin pie need any... whipped topping?" or "it's xmas, should we go ahead and light ur yule log?"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26486465)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 4:44 PM
Author: Low-t copper locale really tough guy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26487207)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:49 PM
Author: clear high-end center

could send her a "rate this line" and then send the lick message. see how she responds

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26486217)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:56 PM
Author: idiotic kitty digit ratio

Shrewd

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26486267)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 2:00 PM
Author: Dashing Bat-shit-crazy Lodge Sex Offender



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26486292)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 2:05 PM
Author: naked space

Twist: She already sent him the lick message.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26486312)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 2:34 PM
Author: Navy Field Dingle Berry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26486470)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:49 PM
Author: Bright nudist gaping

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26486222)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 2:08 PM
Author: Provocative Tank Theater Stage

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26486327)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 2:12 PM
Author: fuchsia glittery nowag

180^180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26486350)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 2:13 PM
Author: pale state toaster



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26486359)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 2:15 PM
Author: fuchsia glittery nowag

what if "i knew it me too" just means i knew you would b eon tinder???

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26486374)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 2:21 PM
Author: Dashing Bat-shit-crazy Lodge Sex Offender



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26486406)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 3:08 PM
Author: fuchsia glittery nowag

how many pairs of panties do u think shell leave lying around for him

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26486648)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 3:48 PM
Author: Dashing Bat-shit-crazy Lodge Sex Offender



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26486859)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 3:50 PM
Author: Light church

"my panties mixed in with your load" oh god oh

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26486868)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 3:52 PM
Author: Dashing Bat-shit-crazy Lodge Sex Offender



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26486882)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 2:41 PM
Author: clear high-end center

seems really really unlikely. get a grip on reality

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26486513)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 3:10 PM
Author: fuchsia glittery nowag



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26486657)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 2:42 PM
Author: spectacular flushed senate

How could this be possible? I'm just not seeing it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26486517)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 2:35 PM
Author: Navy Field Dingle Berry

second cousin flees from the room sobbing after her slutty santa maria costume is ignored, y?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26486480)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 2:53 PM
Author: motley ruby hall



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26486572)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 3:42 PM
Author: Vivacious Pisswyrm

No match for the sister's slutty American Indian costume.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26486829)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 10:34 PM
Author: Bistre incel

wildly underrated

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26489396)



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Date: December 6th, 2014 11:14 AM
Author: glassy ceo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26870990)



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Date: October 10th, 2020 1:30 AM
Author: Obsidian exciting legal warrant orchestra pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#41084605)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 3:12 PM
Author: chartreuse arousing point

You need a plausibly innocent way to ask for pic's. Then you can judge her intents by what she sends you (and by good post them for us to help you judge).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26486670)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 3:17 PM
Author: mauve fat ankles

describe her body, including her tits, ass, and face

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26486699)



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Date: October 8th, 2016 9:41 AM
Author: mauve fat ankles

i have no recollection of posting in this thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#31586916)



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Date: October 31st, 2016 2:29 PM
Author: Hairraiser theater cuckold



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#31768001)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 3:38 PM
Author: motley ruby hall

OP, do you... want.. to.. fuck.... your sister?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26486811)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 9:57 PM
Author: drunken heady ticket booth roommate

?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26489124)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 9:58 PM
Author: motley ruby hall

it's a serious issue bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26489133)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 3:41 PM
Author: fantasy-prone violet address

(xo 2014)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26486824)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 3:50 PM
Author: razzle mustard national kitty cat

or 2013

or 2012

...

or 2004

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26486869)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 7:51 PM
Author: puce misunderstood sweet tailpipe philosopher-king

a damning indictment.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26500280)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 3:53 PM
Author: Judgmental razzmatazz love of her life

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26486887)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 4:32 PM
Author: insane painfully honest regret

if she just wanted to acknowledge tinder, she could have just texted or emailed him about it. the fact is that she swiped right, and acknowledged the mutual swipe

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26487106)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 4:33 PM
Author: motley ruby hall

cr. swiping overrides biology

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26487109)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 4:36 PM
Author: fuchsia glittery nowag



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26487131)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 10:25 PM
Author: histrionic ratface



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26489327)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 4:33 PM
Author: soggy cumskin

Bro, it could be an obvious joke. I'd argue that 90% of sisters do not want to fuck their brothers. If you are of that 90%, you would think pretending to want to fuck your brother is hilarious because it isn't in the realm of possibility.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26487115)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 4:35 PM
Author: Dashing Bat-shit-crazy Lodge Sex Offender



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26487130)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 4:38 PM
Author: soggy cumskin

Let's pretend you saw your sister on Tinder (who you do not want to fuck) and thought it was funny that she was looking for dudes on Tinder so you swipe right to let her know that you know she is on Tinder.

Then you send her a funny text message in case she doesn't check Tinder and you want her to know you saw her.

Now, what don't you get?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26487163)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 4:58 PM
Author: Dashing Bat-shit-crazy Lodge Sex Offender



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26487266)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 4:51 PM
Author: insane painfully honest regret

1/10 sisters are down with incest (xo)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26487243)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 4:59 PM
Author: Dashing Bat-shit-crazy Lodge Sex Offender



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26487272)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 5:04 PM
Author: Dashing Bat-shit-crazy Lodge Sex Offender



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26487283)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 5:28 PM
Author: clear high-end center

honestly if you have ten sisters there probably is some kinky shit going on

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26487406)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 6:14 PM
Author: Dashing Bat-shit-crazy Lodge Sex Offender



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26487705)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 12:39 PM
Author: gaped exhilarant candlestick maker

And 10/10 xo women

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26492431)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 4:34 PM
Author: Dashing Bat-shit-crazy Lodge Sex Offender

Irrefutable logic. Guarantee that if she wasn't thinking about it before she sure as shit is now...

...and she is NOT repulsed. Which only leaves one other possibility...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26487120)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 4:35 PM
Author: gaped exhilarant candlestick maker

Titcr Occam's razor bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26487127)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 4:36 PM
Author: Dashing Bat-shit-crazy Lodge Sex Offender

It's how Sherlock Holmes would solve this mystery

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26487139)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:48 AM
Author: multi-colored adulterous pozpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26497517)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 4:36 PM
Author: bisexual heaven

you leaving home when she was only in second grade is prime GSA territory

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26487137)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 4:37 PM
Author: Dashing Bat-shit-crazy Lodge Sex Offender



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26487145)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 4:38 PM
Author: bisexual heaven

exactly, but coupled with that biological female desire to mate as homogeneously as possible

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26487167)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 4:44 PM
Author: Dashing Bat-shit-crazy Lodge Sex Offender



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26487204)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 4:48 PM
Author: marvelous yellow legend



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26487226)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 4:56 PM
Author: bisexual heaven



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26487257)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 4:37 PM
Author: charismatic charcoal menage electric furnace

message back "well, at least one of us is hard."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26487147)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 5:12 PM
Author: Metal Disturbing Step-uncle's House Turdskin

UPDATE: I called my mom because Im leaving from work tomorrow, packing tonight, and wanted to know if there's anything I should bring from the city.

At the end of the call she was like, "I think [your sister] wants to talk to you...." I heard her set down the phone and call my little sister over, then there were sounds like my sister was whispering "no! no!" and running off, then my mom was like, "welp guess not".

This is getting awkward as fuck.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26487321)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 5:14 PM
Author: spectacular flushed senate

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26487332)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 5:14 PM
Author: motley ruby hall

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26487334)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 5:18 PM
Author: elite coral national security agency rehab

lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26487354)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 5:23 PM
Author: fuchsia glittery nowag

tyft

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26487379)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 5:26 PM
Author: Dashing Bat-shit-crazy Lodge Sex Offender

Lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26487397)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 6:15 PM
Author: Scarlet principal's office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26487709)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 6:26 PM
Author: Maroon Hairy Legs

This is good.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26487762)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 6:26 PM
Author: insane painfully honest regret

180 billion

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26487767)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 8:17 PM
Author: Navy Field Dingle Berry

well. fucking. played.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26488450)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 9:40 PM
Author: Chocolate alcoholic weed whacker

very well executed, flame or not

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26488987)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 10:24 PM
Author: histrionic ratface



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26489326)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 9:23 PM
Author: Mind-boggling ocher generalized bond

180 this is great

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26495347)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:20 AM
Author: pale state toaster



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26496354)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 5:12 PM
Author: White school cafeteria

The credited reaponse back is "I know! Fuck me, right?"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26487322)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 5:19 PM
Author: vibrant athletic conference

yeah, this flame fucking sucks.

diaf OP

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26487359)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 5:30 PM
Author: gaped exhilarant candlestick maker

Stfu we need this, badly.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26487419)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 6:09 PM
Author: Curious base gunner

(no fun guy)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26487680)



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Date: June 5th, 2018 12:04 PM
Author: mentally impaired stag film internal respiration



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#36187371)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 10:52 PM
Author: Free-loading fighting resort trust fund

(Guy who needs to STFU)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26489501)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 5:30 PM
Author: fuchsia glittery nowag

Inevitable winner of Thread of the Year 2014

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26487417)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 7:15 PM
Author: Metal Disturbing Step-uncle's House Turdskin

UPDATE: Ho lee shit, this is starting to get weird. Got a text from my little sister's little HS friend asking me to go with them to some show that my sister is supposedly "nervous" about.

http://i.imgur.com/tk0SXPQ.jpg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26488015)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 7:18 PM
Author: Stirring Son Of Senegal

LOL

homeless the poaster sprinting into this thread, pants around ankles

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26488047)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 8:05 PM
Author: Dashing Bat-shit-crazy Lodge Sex Offender



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26488378)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 10:53 PM
Author: Free-loading fighting resort trust fund



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26489504)



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Date: October 27th, 2014 3:42 PM
Author: marvelous yellow legend



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26597194)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 8:18 PM
Author: Navy Field Dingle Berry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26488455)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 7:23 PM
Author: Wine racy indian lodge filthpig

oh shit, are you guys gonna get fucked up before the show?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26488091)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 7:28 PM
Author: sticky peach tattoo

brother, his sister is gonna get fucked up. fucked right up the pussy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26488133)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 7:31 PM
Author: mauve fat ankles

u may want to fuck this friend to make ur sister jealous and extra wet

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26488149)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 7:32 PM
Author: Maroon Hairy Legs

I'd like to hear racist yoda chime in on this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26488157)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 10:53 PM
Author: Free-loading fighting resort trust fund

titcr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26489507)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 7:32 PM
Author: Maroon Hairy Legs



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26488151)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 7:32 PM
Author: fuchsia glittery nowag

why is she nervous?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26488159)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 7:48 PM
Author: spectacular flushed senate

Holy shit, you're really putting in the work for this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26488269)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:21 AM
Author: pale state toaster



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26496366)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 8:09 PM
Author: bisexual heaven

EDM sluts too YNY..

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26488395)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 9:02 PM
Author: Seedy Meetinghouse Yarmulke

this. a dafy after our raver bitches thread. what a coincidence!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26488741)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 12:55 PM
Author: razzle mustard national kitty cat

get your phone charged, idiot

you don't want a dead phone to kill this thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26492507)



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Date: October 11th, 2021 11:02 AM
Author: Galvanic temple

Looks like a double date to me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#43254482)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 7:40 PM
Author: Metal Disturbing Step-uncle's House Turdskin

The friend just texted me, "You think [sister] is cute? lol"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26488201)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 7:49 PM
Author: spectacular flushed senate

Easy neg, just say she's your sister.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26488274)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 7:50 PM
Author: dun native

Post a pic of sis

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26488282)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 10:31 PM
Author: fuchsia glittery nowag

fatal flaw here, i dont think a chick is going to tell her friend that she has a crush on her brother :( it's too early to give out that info and she would keep it sekret

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26489387)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 10:33 PM
Author: Wine racy indian lodge filthpig

nah ding. she could have just told her friend she matched with her older brother on tinder, leading to the friend's question to OP. this would also be consistent with little sister matching with him as a joke

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26489395)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 11:21 PM
Author: fuchsia glittery nowag

yeah but idont think she would tell her friend unless she really did think of it as a joke and wasnt interested in him in that way. if she were shed be too embarrassed/sh to do it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26489665)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 11:27 PM
Author: Dashing Bat-shit-crazy Lodge Sex Offender

MUCH more likely that she told her friend because she has been thinking about this topic and NO OTHER since the Tinder exchange.

She probably sold it as a half joke and the friend proposed they invite him out. Now she is excited but trying to keep her friend from finding out the entire truth.

Easily the most rational explanation.

What exactly are you driving at, brother?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26489700)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 11:47 PM
Author: Maroon Hairy Legs

I like this theory. Keep the dream alive.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26489830)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:55 PM
Author: nofapping dilemma azn

"MUCH more likely"

tyft

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26499062)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 11:55 PM
Author: Wine racy indian lodge filthpig

well, it may have all begun as a joke, but i think the idea is FIRMLY planted in her head now...she could also have acted like it was a joke to her friend to gauge her reaction and feel out the situation. I think homeless is on the right track here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26489861)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:54 PM
Author: nofapping dilemma azn

nah she put the whole thing on her brother, OP is working on the next level

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26499058)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 7:46 PM
Author: bateful sneaky criminal house

box out the HS friend's bf and make it a three-way, it's not weird then

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26488250)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:12 PM
Author: Deep Carmine Mediation Brunch

underrated suggestion

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26497893)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 8:03 PM
Author: big-titted cerise coffee pot masturbator

selling sponsorship rights for this spot in an historic thread.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26488370)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 8:06 PM
Author: comical pungent area

This might just be the most 180 thread of 2014. Congrats.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26488383)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 8:08 PM
Author: Dashing Bat-shit-crazy Lodge Sex Offender

There is some next level shit happening here.

In this thread, even you and I can be united around a good cause.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26488392)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 8:09 PM
Author: bisexual heaven

ofs you gonna cancel weekend plans to refresh the thread too?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26488399)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 8:12 PM
Author: Stirring Son Of Senegal

DESCRIBE your fury when it gets garbaged by some insane NOWAG at 3am on Saturday night

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26488412)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 8:14 PM
Author: bisexual heaven

i will unleash the fury of 10000 unwanted nowag sons on that nowag

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26488426)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 9:19 AM
Author: clear high-end center



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26491274)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 8:21 PM
Author: Dashing Bat-shit-crazy Lodge Sex Offender



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26488475)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 11:00 PM
Author: Free-loading fighting resort trust fund



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26489555)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 8:26 PM
Author: gaped exhilarant candlestick maker

I've literally never been more excited in my life.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26488502)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 8:33 PM
Author: Maniacal appetizing tanning salon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26488552)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 12:28 PM
Author: irate parlor elastic band



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26502997)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 8:31 PM
Author: diverse market laser beams

1800000000

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26488541)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 8:33 PM
Author: motley ruby hall

I hope they get it on. Life is hard enough as it is.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26488557)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 8:37 PM
Author: Maniacal appetizing tanning salon

life is hard as shit they should fuck

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26488570)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 8:39 PM
Author: spectacular flushed senate

I really like this as just a general motto.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26488580)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 10:07 PM
Author: histrionic ratface



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26495578)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 8:57 PM
Author: motley ruby hall

You need to fuck her right in the pussy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26488701)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 11:49 PM
Author: Maroon Hairy Legs

Loling hard

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26489838)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 8:58 PM
Author: Dashing Bat-shit-crazy Lodge Sex Offender

Bros, I am going to masturbate to this story tonight in my basement while my wife is sleeping.

I make no apologies, either.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26488712)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:53 AM
Author: multi-colored adulterous pozpig

homeless, posting as a pro bowl level non-OP in this thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26497523)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 9:05 PM
Author: frum hideous travel guidebook

can u weave LABATT into this flame? my sponsors are hounding me. maybe feed your baby sis and her friend some LABATTs b4 the EDM show?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26488747)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 9:06 PM
Author: Dashing Bat-shit-crazy Lodge Sex Offender



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26488761)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 9:17 PM
Author: big-titted cerise coffee pot masturbator

there's prime real estate for sale further up.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26488837)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 9:13 PM
Author: Metal Disturbing Step-uncle's House Turdskin

UPDATE: I basically came home and started pouring pints Jim Beam beacuase I don't know what the fuck to do here brothers.... what the fuck.... why am i so turned on by this. in sure she is meaning this innocently. fuck me

Here is her tinder, but in sure that when i sober up i am going too take this link down



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26488806)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 9:15 PM
Author: motley ruby hall

backup copy: http://imgur.com/FUynXxz

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26488817)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 9:16 PM
Author: Metal Disturbing Step-uncle's House Turdskin

fuckk me

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26488825)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 9:16 PM
Author: motley ruby hall

you have to fuck her now, it's done

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26488831)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 9:39 PM
Author: mauve fat ankles

i know u IRL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26488979)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 9:40 PM
Author: bisexual heaven

god's work, friend

OP- dem titties

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26488988)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 9:56 PM
Author: Dashing Bat-shit-crazy Lodge Sex Offender



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26489114)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 9:59 PM
Author: chrome business firm patrolman

unnnnngghhh. he needs to bang her

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26489149)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 11:02 PM
Author: Free-loading fighting resort trust fund

*unzips pants*

RICO! YOU KNOW WHAT TO DO!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26489565)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 10:08 AM
Author: boyish whorehouse ape

WTF NOOOOOO

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26491508)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 10:14 AM
Author: fantasy-prone violet address

fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck post it again

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26491543)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:54 AM
Author: multi-colored adulterous pozpig

fuck my ASS do NOT take this shit down dude!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26497524)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 9:15 PM
Author: spectacular flushed senate

Nice cleavage. 180 flame overall

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26488822)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 10:21 PM
Author: Dashing Bat-shit-crazy Lodge Sex Offender



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26489289)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 9:46 PM
Author: Chocolate alcoholic weed whacker

multiple lols from reading this thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26489033)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 9:51 PM
Author: mauve fat ankles

discover what her asshole smells like and report back. make sure u really get all up in that 17 year old asshold

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26489069)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 12:23 AM
Author: mauve fat ankles



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26490008)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 10:05 PM
Author: insane painfully honest regret



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26489185)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 10:09 PM
Author: motley ruby hall

i could see it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26489211)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 10:58 PM
Author: Maize Haunted Graveyard Jew

SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26489544)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 10:22 PM
Author: fuchsia glittery nowag

BEST THREAD OF XOXO 2000s

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26489295)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 11:02 PM
Author: histrionic ratface



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26489569)



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Date: June 27th, 2016 8:00 PM
Author: soul-stirring brethren

*ZOZO

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#30804700)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 11:46 PM
Author: Bipolar Magenta Idea He Suggested Goal In Life



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26489820)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 11:47 PM
Author: bisexual heaven

OP - gonna need an RSS feed for updates ITT.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26489831)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 12:20 AM
Author: autistic infuriating lay codepig

The level of incest interest here is pretty progressive

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26489991)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 12:21 AM
Author: cerebral new version

gunna need to see that pic again

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26490004)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 8:30 AM
Author: elite coral national security agency rehab

WTF?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26491121)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 10:33 AM
Author: Metal Disturbing Step-uncle's House Turdskin

UPDATE: I woke up with the world's worst whiskey hangover and the FEAR. It took about 90 seconds to remember I had spent the night jerking off to thoughts about my sister, posting her picture on XO, and MAKING A FUCKING DATE WITH HER FOR SATURDAY NIGHT.

Ive had some lows, brothers, but this is really bad

I'm supposed to show up at my parents around 5. Thinking I may just cancel on this whole columbus day thing. crawl in bed and die.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26491617)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 10:38 AM
Author: elite coral national security agency rehab

listen, just take the day off, chill in front of the TV and draft some good flame for tomorrow night

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26491646)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 10:40 AM
Author: motley ruby hall



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26491657)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 10:39 AM
Author: diverse market laser beams

120

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26491648)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 10:42 AM
Author: fantasy-prone violet address

post the pic again

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26491664)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 6:03 PM
Author: Maroon Hairy Legs



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26494388)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 10:52 AM
Author: Dashing Bat-shit-crazy Lodge Sex Offender

Life is short and you only have a few chances at REAL happiness.

Don't constrain yourself with artificial morals. All of XO is behind you so clearly a large group of people see absolutely nothing wrong with 2 people fulfilling fantasies

You've come this far... See where it goes.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26491732)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 12:51 PM
Author: bisexual heaven



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26492491)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 1:27 PM
Author: gaped exhilarant candlestick maker

Do it for yourself, do it for each other.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26492767)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 1:35 PM
Author: dun native

Cr. In 10^100 years the heat death of our universe will occur and the atoms that made up the load on your sister will be just another casualty of entropy, forever floating still through the dark reaches of infinite time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26492831)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 2:17 PM
Author: Dashing Bat-shit-crazy Lodge Sex Offender

TY, brother. That was deep.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26493192)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 3:02 PM
Author: dun native

Yw friend. You have been the locomotive of this thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26493438)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 5:59 PM
Author: Dashing Bat-shit-crazy Lodge Sex Offender



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26494371)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 2:58 PM
Author: aphrodisiac mad cow disease plaza

180 thread have a great weekend bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26493421)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 5:34 PM
Author: Metal Disturbing Step-uncle's House Turdskin

UPDATE: Back home. All the usual associations of childhood, except now perverted and shame-ridden as hell.

When I was lounging about the kitchen my mom asked, "Were you teasing [your sister] or something?"

I stuttered and probably turned red. "Why?"

"Because she was so nervous to see you. When she found out you were coming home tonight," [the original plan was for me to arrive tomorrow], "she got all frantic. He's coming home tonight?" She went out with Julie.

I sort of shrugged and died inside.

So, anyway, she's not around. I've walked past her bedroom door like five times.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26494278)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 5:36 PM
Author: razzle mustard national kitty cat

your mom knows

and she is very proud

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26494284)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 6:26 PM
Author: naked space

This bro.

Mom: Son. Dad and I are going to see that girl gone movie.

*dad interrupts* dad: I think it is gone girl.

Mom: oh yea, Gone girl. Either way, you amd your sister have a nice time. There is casserole in the oven, some salad in the fridge and some lube, condoms and anal beads under the kitchen sink.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26494509)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 1:44 PM
Author: citrine stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26498370)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 7:53 PM
Author: Medicated sanctuary gay wizard

so rong, so rite

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26500303)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 5:36 PM
Author: motley ruby hall

give in to nature, brother.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26494285)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 5:44 PM
Author: Dashing Bat-shit-crazy Lodge Sex Offender



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26494318)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 6:04 PM
Author: Maroon Hairy Legs



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26494397)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 6:09 PM
Author: Submissive lettuce

take a nap or sleep in her bed tonight before she gets home.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26494432)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 6:10 PM
Author: motley ruby hall

work out first, then skip the shower.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26494435)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 6:10 PM
Author: Dashing Bat-shit-crazy Lodge Sex Offender



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26494438)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 6:26 PM
Author: Maroon Hairy Legs

Take a shower when sister is home, leave bathroom door unlocked, call for sister to bring him towel.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26494507)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 6:41 PM
Author: Dashing Bat-shit-crazy Lodge Sex Offender



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26494587)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 6:23 PM
Author: lascivious doobsian station

What's for dinner?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26494485)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 7:36 PM
Author: dun native

Jack off in the shampoo bottle

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26494861)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 9:17 PM
Author: chartreuse arousing point

Look bro, if this is not flame, you have to end it soon - it is clear your sister cannot handle this - there is no way if you bang her she is going to keep it under wraps, and then your parents will know and disown you and you might even go to jail

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26495321)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 9:21 PM
Author: Contagious umber public bath headpube

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26495335)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 9:21 PM
Author: brilliant spot

Not true. She knows she wants to fuck him and it's making her crazy. The only way to cure a woman's sexual hysterics are to fuck it out of them. Tension gone, problem solved, at least until next Columbus Day.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26495337)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 10:10 PM
Author: histrionic ratface

This can be their Columbus Day thing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26495592)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 9:22 PM
Author: chrome business firm patrolman

she's his sister and undoubtedly loves him. why wouldn't she keep it under wraps to protect him? FUCK YOU for trying to ruin this perfect relationship.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26495341)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 9:42 PM
Author: chartreuse arousing point

she's already told her friend and has her friend texting him about it

she's acting weird as shit in front of their mom so that their mom is ALREADY asking questions

honestly, it sounds more like he swiped left on his 13 yo sister than 17 - I would have thought a 17 yo girl would be a little cooler about the whole thing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26495430)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 10:09 PM
Author: histrionic ratface



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26495589)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 9:43 PM
Author: fuchsia glittery nowag

why would u go to jail bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26495433)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 9:46 PM
Author: cream hospital boiling water

even adult incest is illegal in most states i believe.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26495456)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 9:45 PM
Author: spectacular flushed senate

She can't handle how much she wants the dick.

No, though, this is credited.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26495448)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 9:58 PM
Author: fuchsia glittery nowag

wtf. homeless desperately sprinting to this thread to prove u both wrong

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26495512)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 2:39 AM
Author: Dashing Bat-shit-crazy Lodge Sex Offender



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26496843)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 10:06 PM
Author: fuchsia glittery nowag

This has the potential to be the first legit 1000+ post thread if op plays it right. Op PLEASE don't ruin the flame by blowing out too early or making it too unrealistic

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26495568)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 10:10 PM
Author: histrionic ratface



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26495591)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 7:54 PM
Author: Medicated sanctuary gay wizard

it feels like the community is willing to ride out minor/major flame disruptions at this point.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26500312)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:05 AM
Author: Metal Disturbing Step-uncle's House Turdskin

UPDATE: Everyone's in bed, my little sister is still not home, and Im stting in my childhood bedroom, surrounded by Eminem posters, drinking my dad's Chivas, when I got these text messages

http://imgur.com/4NSihYS

Mr. Wubbly is some stupid red elephant that I got for her when she was like 13

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26496289)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:08 AM
Author: big friendly grandma twinkling uncleanness

*poasts update on xo instead of going in her room and pwning her cunnus*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26496310)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:02 PM
Author: Tan liquid oxygen corner

Thank you for making a sad old man laugh.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26497849)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:08 AM
Author: Metal Disturbing Step-uncle's House Turdskin

And so, tip-toeing like a fucking burglar through my childhood home, I go into her room and find the elephant.

Brothers this is not a joke and this is not flame. Im losing my shit. I dont know what to do

http://imgur.com/lSaGWoB

http://imgur.com/Fnoqdjc

http://imgur.com/JssgoKC

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26496312)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:09 AM
Author: chrome business firm patrolman

omg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26496318)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:10 AM
Author: Talented partner

wtfffff, this cannot be real

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26496320)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:12 AM
Author: Chestnut floppy milk

HAHAHAHAHA

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26496328)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:17 AM
Author: Bipolar Magenta Idea He Suggested Goal In Life

Box, this is awfully good stuff... you have truly found your medium

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26496345)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:19 AM
Author: motley ruby hall



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26496352)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:20 AM
Author: Chestnut floppy milk



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26496359)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:30 AM
Author: Vigorous Bawdyhouse Prole

this isn't box but otherwise cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26496400)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 7:51 PM
Author: histrionic ratface



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26500279)



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Date: October 18th, 2014 8:25 PM
Author: Zombie-like piazza useless brakes

honored but this isn't my work

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26544177)



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Date: April 1st, 2022 9:29 PM
Author: stimulating home skinny woman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#44262399)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:22 AM
Author: electric ruddy set dog poop

I think this is why people like daytime soaps. Fucking love this man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26496368)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:22 AM
Author: Khaki locus genital piercing

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26496370)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 2:35 AM
Author: Dashing Bat-shit-crazy Lodge Sex Offender



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26496834)



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Date: October 27th, 2014 4:49 PM
Author: marvelous yellow legend



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26597571)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:23 AM
Author: wonderful anal casino pocket flask

agreed, best thread of 2014 already

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26496380)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:26 AM
Author: Chestnut floppy milk

Really though, the pay off was too quick and too good. Nothing else ITT will compare.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26496387)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:28 AM
Author: chrome business firm patrolman

Creampie pics

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26496393)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 2:36 AM
Author: Dashing Bat-shit-crazy Lodge Sex Offender



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26496836)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:26 AM
Author: wonderful anal casino pocket flask

Respond back: Wubbly seems in a comfortable position

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26496389)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:29 AM
Author: mauve fat ankles



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26496396)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:31 AM
Author: Navy Field Dingle Berry

ROFL

mr wubbly u fuckin slut

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26496403)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:31 AM
Author: dun native

Wubbly's eyes are tender, curious....hopeful

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26496405)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:04 PM
Author: Dashing Bat-shit-crazy Lodge Sex Offender



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26498779)



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Date: November 21st, 2015 1:46 AM
Author: Vivacious Pisswyrm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#29224039)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 2:31 AM
Author: Dashing Bat-shit-crazy Lodge Sex Offender

ONE HUNDRED AND SISTERFUCKING EIGHTY

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26496820)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 1:48 PM
Author: citrine stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26498388)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 7:51 PM
Author: histrionic ratface



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26500288)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 7:57 PM
Author: Navy Field Dingle Berry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26500336)



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Date: October 27th, 2014 4:50 PM
Author: marvelous yellow legend

*Claps while holding onto pants with one hand*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26597573)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:08 AM
Author: Fragrant Shaky Scourge Upon The Earth Trailer Park

lmfao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26497644)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 1:16 PM
Author: Cheese-eating personal credit line

amazing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26498221)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 1:32 PM
Author: Maroon Hairy Legs

Holy shit, can't stop LOLing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26498308)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 2:13 PM
Author: spectacular flushed senate

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26498537)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:24 PM
Author: clear high-end center



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26498899)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 7:51 PM
Author: histrionic ratface



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26500285)



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Date: October 27th, 2014 4:49 PM
Author: marvelous yellow legend

OH GOD, OH-

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26597570)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:36 AM
Author: geriatric stage alpha

OP has, at one point, claimed s/he was a "Female ADA"

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1935149&mc=3&forum_id=2

So this is almost assuredly a Doobs alt.

But perhaps it is Box given unusual interest in her pics: http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1924060&forum_id=2#20463924

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1919876&forum_id=2#20426381

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26496417)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:38 AM
Author: electric ruddy set dog poop

Not the point you turd

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26496425)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:39 AM
Author: Chestnut floppy milk

FUCKING DOOBS

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26496428)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:42 AM
Author: Navy Field Dingle Berry

nice work, ape detective

doobs, u r one crazy mfer but at least your aren't pretending to be a woman... this time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26496433)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 2:33 AM
Author: Dashing Bat-shit-crazy Lodge Sex Offender

Seriously.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26496829)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:47 AM
Author: Khaki locus genital piercing

did you ever watch star wars episodes i, ii, or iii? did you think they sucked? me, too. for the hundreds of millions of dollars lucas shat into those movies, he failed to entertain me for one single second. waste of everyone's time and money.

now here is the op who, with merely a few beanie babies, a dildo, and an iphone, conjures up giddy feelings in my heart and elsewhere, the likes of which i have not experienced in years of my desiccated life. look at the excitement stirred in the hearts of your fellow posters. and you want to call him out for flaming? seriously?

don't be that guy who stands up at wrestlemania telling everyone it's fake.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26496456)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:51 AM
Author: Vigorous Bawdyhouse Prole



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26496469)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 1:20 AM
Author: beady-eyed claret crackhouse

180.

And fuck the ruiner. Like school in summertime.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26496578)



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Date: March 28th, 2016 10:41 PM
Author: Bright nudist gaping

long overdue 180 to this one

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#30156643)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 2:32 AM
Author: Dashing Bat-shit-crazy Lodge Sex Offender



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26496823)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 2:34 AM
Author: Dashing Bat-shit-crazy Lodge Sex Offender



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26496830)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:32 AM
Author: fuchsia glittery nowag



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26496986)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:20 AM
Author: 180 transparent university

fucking bullshit nobody has reposted the pic of this bitch

imgur that shit now

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26496941)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:22 AM
Author: laughsome pearly hominid



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26496946)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:30 AM
Author: fuchsia glittery nowag



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26496980)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:43 AM
Author: Blue excitant garrison

plz poast

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26497016)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:45 AM
Author: laughsome pearly hominid

must need fap soon.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26497019)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:59 AM
Author: multi-colored adulterous pozpig

co-signed, you useless FUCKS post the DAMN PICS

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26497528)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 10:39 AM
Author: Dashing Bat-shit-crazy Lodge Sex Offender

Friends, he did. But obviously he could not leave them posted.

This is his sister, after all.

Trust me, though, she was exactly what you would picture as a hot little sister

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26497569)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 10:46 AM
Author: avocado faggot firefighter

short, a bit thick and busty little sister or petite cheerleader type little sister?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26497579)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:17 PM
Author: Deep Carmine Mediation Brunch

somebody pls respond

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26497908)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 1:35 PM
Author: Maroon Hairy Legs

For the love of god

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26498321)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 2:17 PM
Author: Dashing Bat-shit-crazy Lodge Sex Offender



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26498565)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 5:00 PM
Author: Navy Field Dingle Berry

lol

the loving detail that went into this description, man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26499449)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 5:29 PM
Author: Deep Carmine Mediation Brunch

you're a good dood

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26499554)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 8:42 AM
Author: Metal Disturbing Step-uncle's House Turdskin

I was mostly posting in this thread because Im a little freaked out by everything that's happening and XO has always been a release for me. Before this week Ive never really posted autobiographical stuff.

But if you really need to know, I am (not doobs). I have posted flame before in the past -- who hasn't? Isnt that what you do on XO? Yes I did post the female ADA thread once. I was looking for specific career advice, was new to xo, so I changed my moniker and changed easy to identify details about my career. I had no idea at the time that so few women post here it would be immediately obvious. Look, I wasnt posting about sex for godsake it was a CLE thread, basically.

And no Im not Box.

I mostly post stuff about college football or being infuriated with shitlibbery. Posted a lot about Zimmerman and the world cup, etc. I invented the (*)(o) meme for Julia and most of the "nipples" threads are mine.

What I really am is sort of freaking out about these last few days and how to handle this situation. I have a fucking DATE with my 17yo sister tonight, who evidently has sex toys. It may have been a mistake to share all this on XO but you guys are my brothers. Please don't post her face picture, if you saved it.

My plan for today is to watch Everett Golson avoid a trap game, drink huge amounts of alcohol, and keep my mind off of recent events.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26497431)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 8:50 AM
Author: dun native

good, good. Homeless would be proud of this poast

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26497438)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 8:51 AM
Author: Plum Supple Parlour Goyim

180 this thread is delivering.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26497439)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:40 AM
Author: cowardly beta french chef

I BELIEVE

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26497503)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:45 AM
Author: mauve fat ankles

describe how u feel at the thought of unloading your balls into her 17 year old pussy?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26497516)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 10:01 AM
Author: multi-colored adulterous pozpig

plzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz post the pics again

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26497530)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 10:06 AM
Author: gaped exhilarant candlestick maker

1800000 I never stopped believing. Don't drink so much during the day that you won't be on top of your game tonight.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26497534)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 10:29 AM
Author: Dashing Bat-shit-crazy Lodge Sex Offender



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26497552)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 1:36 PM
Author: Maroon Hairy Legs

THE DREAM IS ALIVE AND WELL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26498331)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 1:53 PM
Author: citrine stage

FUCK YOUR SISTER LIKE A CHAMPION TODAY

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26498430)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:26 PM
Author: Dashing Bat-shit-crazy Lodge Sex Offender



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26498913)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 5:01 PM
Author: Navy Field Dingle Berry

lol 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26499453)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 10:13 AM
Author: avocado faggot firefighter

OP needs to go to CVS, but a plan B pill, and then just hand it to his sis and say "You never know when you might need this just to be safe." Then monitor reaction.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26497540)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 10:30 AM
Author: Dashing Bat-shit-crazy Lodge Sex Offender

(NOT a Lannister fan)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26497553)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:18 AM
Author: ultramarine titillating chapel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26497700)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 10:50 AM
Author: gaped exhilarant candlestick maker

poast deleted for violating the laws of humanity

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26497582)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:01 AM
Author: Honey-headed sexy gas station

please delete. Let him write the story.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26497622)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 10:53 AM
Author:  chest-beating property faggotry

lol at people ITT believing the OP

well done

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26497593)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:29 AM
Author: Dashing Bat-shit-crazy Lodge Sex Offender



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26497728)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:35 AM
Author:  chest-beating property faggotry

never claimed to be a flame scholar

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26497740)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 10:54 AM
Author: Light church

uuungnnnnnnnnnnngggggggggghhhhhhhh 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26497597)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:09 AM
Author: smoky forum chad

this is very entertaining, but I am surprised at how titillated the rest of you are ITT.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26497652)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:11 AM
Author: gaped exhilarant candlestick maker

(bro who apparently already has sexually fulfilling relationship with his teenage sister)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26497663)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:12 AM
Author: diverse market laser beams

(evan39)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26497667)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:13 AM
Author: chrome business firm patrolman

you shouldn't be. incest has always been a big part of the XO culture.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26497671)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:22 AM
Author: smoky forum chad

it's a matter of degree. THe "hot dotter" meme was kooky but more fantastical because nobody on this board is old enough to have a hot daughter.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26497713)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:12 AM
Author: coiffed church building

http://i.imgur.com/TLETEiv.jpg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26497668)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:13 AM
Author: Honey-headed sexy gas station

keeping it real

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26497677)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:16 AM
Author: multi-colored adulterous pozpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26497688)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:20 AM
Author:  snowy range giraffe

cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26497706)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 1:35 PM
Author: Buff thirsty shitlib mental disorder

Amen.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26498325)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 2:00 PM
Author: glassy ceo

lol cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26498476)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:56 PM
Author: nofapping dilemma azn



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26499065)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 5:03 PM
Author: Navy Field Dingle Berry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26499460)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 7:51 PM
Author: histrionic ratface



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26500290)



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Date: October 27th, 2014 4:53 PM
Author: marvelous yellow legend



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26597591)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:27 AM
Author: Deep Carmine Mediation Brunch

i can't see how this could end badly

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26497721)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:29 AM
Author: Dashing Bat-shit-crazy Lodge Sex Offender



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26497726)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:34 AM
Author: Maniacal appetizing tanning salon

it's fucking awesome

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26497737)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:39 AM
Author: Deep Carmine Mediation Brunch

it is, unless you think that this might not be flame, and there might be two really confused lonely people out there whose lives have been irrevocably altered, and who stand on the precipice of tearing their family apart by acting on their baser instincts.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26497757)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:48 AM
Author: chrome business firm patrolman

" who stand on the precipice of tearing their family apart by acting on their baser instincts"

you aren't looking at the other side of this. what if this ends up bringing them closer together than ever before? sharing an intimate experience like this could take their sibling bond to an entirely new level.

stop focusing just on the risks if mom and dad find out.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26497797)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:52 AM
Author: Deep Carmine Mediation Brunch

this girl is 17. she is already unable to maintain composure in front of her mother. there is no way she can fuck her brother without it affecting her in such a way that her mom and/or best friend realize something is different.

i think it would be hawt to hear about them getting it on, but if not flame, this is going to be very damaging to their family. it's already awkward. dude should have stayed home and texted his sister that he swiped just to give her shit for being on tinder when she's not 18 or something.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26497811)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:58 AM
Author: chrome business firm patrolman

what makes you an expert on consensual incest?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26497837)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:00 PM
Author: Deep Carmine Mediation Brunch

i'm an expert at fucking the wrong people as an immature teenage girl!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26497845)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:04 PM
Author: Maniacal appetizing tanning salon

i hear what ur saying whorie but this is 2014 -- 17yo girls have really sick depraved minds and this is clearly something she's fantasized about for a long time

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26497858)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:16 PM
Author: carnelian office

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26497907)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:19 PM
Author: Deep Carmine Mediation Brunch

if she really wants it, he should make her agree to anal first. you know, as a test to see how serious she is.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26497915)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:24 PM
Author: Dashing Bat-shit-crazy Lodge Sex Offender



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26497941)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 1:21 PM
Author: Red stead people who are hurt

Absolutely disgusted here but can u tell me more about your teenage sexual escapades

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26498248)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 2:09 PM
Author: Maniacal appetizing tanning salon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26498525)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:58 AM
Author: fuchsia glittery nowag

(Really gullible person)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26497839)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:01 PM
Author: avocado faggot firefighter

On the other hand....YOLO!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26497848)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:02 PM
Author: Maniacal appetizing tanning salon

counterpoint: they should do it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26497854)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:04 PM
Author: Deep Carmine Mediation Brunch

fine. they should do it and if they get found out, they should blame their parents for having them so far apart. that's really what caused all this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26497860)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:26 PM
Author: Dashing Bat-shit-crazy Lodge Sex Offender



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26497946)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 1:49 PM
Author: Maroon Hairy Legs

We're all going to be dead from ebola by the end of the year. What's your point?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26498400)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:38 PM
Author: gaped exhilarant candlestick maker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26498967)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:37 AM
Author: diverse market laser beams

there is literally no way for this to end badly as far as i can see

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26497745)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:24 PM
Author: Dashing Bat-shit-crazy Lodge Sex Offender



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26497936)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 1:30 PM
Author: mauve fat ankles

i agree.

one person is going to get their dick wet inside 17 year old sister-pussy. the other person is going to get her young snatch pounded and a life will begin growing inside of her.

the baby?

ALBERT FUCKING EINSTEIN

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26498296)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 1:33 PM
Author: Buck-toothed Roast Beef Cuckoldry

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26498311)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 6:34 PM
Author: Wine racy indian lodge filthpig

underrated

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26499834)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 12:30 PM
Author:  factory reset button



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26503001)



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Date: October 27th, 2014 4:54 PM
Author: marvelous yellow legend



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26597595)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 1:49 PM
Author: Seedy Meetinghouse Yarmulke

itt: doobs successfully turns on a bunch of male posters

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26498397)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 2:04 PM
Author: Dashing Bat-shit-crazy Lodge Sex Offender

So what was it like sitting alone at lunch in high school?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26498496)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 2:07 PM
Author: Maroon Hairy Legs



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26498509)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 2:44 PM
Author: Seedy Meetinghouse Yarmulke

hahahaha my bad brother youre like the number one fan of this story

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26498716)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:08 PM
Author: Dashing Bat-shit-crazy Lodge Sex Offender



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26498807)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:54 PM
Author: Seedy Meetinghouse Yarmulke

been married before brother. youre fighting the good fight

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26499051)



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Date: October 27th, 2014 4:54 PM
Author: marvelous yellow legend



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26597598)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 2:13 PM
Author:  site toilet seat

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26498543)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 2:07 PM
Author: Bipolar Magenta Idea He Suggested Goal In Life

If this is a doobs thread, I think we owe him an apology

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26498514)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 2:13 PM
Author: Talking nursing home

Can I please have my dildo back?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26498540)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 2:18 PM
Author: at-the-ready shrine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26498578)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 2:34 PM
Author: Plum Supple Parlour Goyim

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26498661)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 2:36 PM
Author: Light church

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26498671)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 5:03 PM
Author: Navy Field Dingle Berry

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26499459)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:15 PM
Author: nofapping dilemma azn



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26500671)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 2:38 PM
Author:  pit

This is how I envision this thread going down:

http://youtu.be/khlbF2PTsr4

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26498688)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:08 PM
Author: yapping preventive strike



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26498802)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 5:04 PM
Author: Navy Field Dingle Berry

that was a good thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26499461)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 7:47 AM
Author: Spruce Adventurous Institution

This link is incredibly accurate.

Sister in vid is hawt.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26502266)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:21 PM
Author: Metal Disturbing Step-uncle's House Turdskin

UPDATE: So Ive been watching the FSU game with my dad and two of the neighbors. Drinking beer, ignoring my mother who is going crazy getting the house ready for the party tomorrow.

My little sister came in like 20 minutes ago. I hadnt seen her since this whole thing started and basically was frozen on the couch, trying to pretend like everything was normal. She plopped down on the carpet and watched like 10 minutes of football, interrupting every twenty seconds to criticize the cheerleaders. "You guys think those girls are pretty? Look at that one. Oh my god these girls are terrible," etc. until my father was like "[Daughter], we're trying to watch the game!"

She rolled over. It's hard to describe, she rolled so she was like under me on the couch. My feet were on her shoulders and in order to look up at me she basically had to look up past my crotch.

"Know what you're wearing tonight?" she asked me.

I was like, yeah about that, I kinda wanna watch this Texas A&M game, not sure I can make it, etc.

She grabbed my calf and was like No you promised, after what I showed you no backing out, Im going to go pick out your outfit.

And she ran off upstairs.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26498881)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:23 PM
Author: avocado faggot firefighter

Nicely slow-played, OP.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26498888)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:24 PM
Author: motley ruby hall



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26498900)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:30 PM
Author: Dashing Bat-shit-crazy Lodge Sex Offender



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26498934)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:32 PM
Author: Plum Supple Parlour Goyim

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26498939)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:43 PM
Author: avocado faggot firefighter

OP's big dillema is whether he should pursue the friend tonight. The sexual tension of the entire situation is going to be so high that the friend will be DTF fo sho. Does the OP pass up on easy 17 year old poon in the pursuit of the forbidden fruit?

Another x-factor: pursuing the friend may actually be the best way to get with the sis. a kinky threesome may make it less awkward for the first forbidden encounter. On the other hand, it may kill all hope if the sis gets her feelings hurt. Tough call.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26498993)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:46 PM
Author: Dashing Bat-shit-crazy Lodge Sex Offender



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26499009)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:48 PM
Author: avocado faggot firefighter

I think I'd play for the threesome, because the fallback is you just get with the friend. But reasonable people could disagree on that tactic.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26499025)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:51 PM
Author: Dashing Bat-shit-crazy Lodge Sex Offender

I don't know mang.... there are millions of teens, but you only have 1 SHOT at your teen sister.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26499041)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 4:08 PM
Author: bateful sneaky criminal house

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26488250)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26499133)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:33 PM
Author: misanthropic clown

Flame is losing steam. Like she'd go from showing him her dildo to being all like "oh are we going out?"

Gotta give the man credit for getting 500 poasts out of this, though

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26498943)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:36 PM
Author: Dashing Bat-shit-crazy Lodge Sex Offender

Bullshit. Women generally and teens specifically are notoriously capricious and that dildo post occurred when she was out with her friends at night and likely drinking.

Was probably a bit embarrassed about it the next day but had now spent several nights masturbating to this fantasy furiously and so has resolved herself to pursue.

Me: ironclad logic

You: not understanding teen girls

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26498954)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:37 PM
Author: gaped exhilarant candlestick maker

u sir are the stockton to OP's malone

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26498964)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:39 PM
Author: dun native



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26498972)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:49 PM
Author: Dashing Bat-shit-crazy Lodge Sex Offender

I toil for the glory and good of the entire XO team.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26499028)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:49 PM
Author: fuchsia glittery nowag



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26499030)



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Date: October 27th, 2014 4:58 PM
Author: marvelous yellow legend



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26597618)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:40 PM
Author: fuchsia glittery nowag

This logic is completely unassailable brother. Cot dam. Marriage has made you a true scholar

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26498980)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:45 PM
Author: Dashing Bat-shit-crazy Lodge Sex Offender

This may surprise you: but this is not the first time that I have pondered such scenarios...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26499002)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:47 PM
Author: fuchsia glittery nowag

Bro you were gonn a bang your sister? Wtf

Go on...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26499021)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:50 PM
Author: Dashing Bat-shit-crazy Lodge Sex Offender

Don't have a sister. But I am married and regularly consider various scholarly scenarios

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26499033)



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Date: October 27th, 2014 4:58 PM
Author: marvelous yellow legend

Go on...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26597620)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:42 PM
Author: bateful sneaky criminal house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26498987)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:33 PM
Author: dun native

Your dad knows. He will drink to blackout tonight

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26498944)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:47 PM
Author: canary persian

"So, son, ah..." your Dad begins to say, then trails off. He looks uncertain, unsure. You haven't seen him like this except when once, you were very young and you were wondering whether the dog you guys owned at the time would make it another night, or if it was time to get on that last car ride to the vet.

"Yeah, Dad?" You keep your eyes locked on the television, as though the CapitalOne commercial on was somehow engaging.

"Going out with [sister] tonight, huh?" His words are deliberate, but he's trying to sound jaunty.

"Yeah-yeah, I think so. She really wants me to come with-I mean, go with her tonight." Your laugh is forced.

"Well, uh..." There's that look again. "I hope you have a good time."

"Yeah."

The two of you turn to the TV, as the credit card ad ends and a Folger's commercial begins.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26499013)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:51 PM
Author: dun native



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26499040)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:55 PM
Author: Dashing Bat-shit-crazy Lodge Sex Offender

Brother, it was like you were actually there.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26499061)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 4:03 PM
Author: misanthropic clown

gotta be this commercial, amirite?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z5Ir6CzxKl4

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26499103)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 4:06 PM
Author: canary persian

Yessir.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26499123)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 4:10 PM
Author: mauve fat ankles

Sister: You're my present this year

Brother: Well why don't you unwrap me before mom and dad wake up

Sister: *undresses brother and begins fellating his cock better than any gf he's ever had*

Brother: Holy shit, you're like the MacGyver of the cock sucking world

Sister: Best Christmas EVER.

**background music begins**

"The best part of waking up is your brother's dick in your butt"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26499158)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 7:32 PM
Author: Vigorous Bawdyhouse Prole



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26500183)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 7:52 PM
Author: histrionic ratface



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26500296)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 4:30 AM
Author: Well-lubricated frisky

Sister (mouth still full): Bemf Chriffmaf EVER.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26502147)



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Date: October 27th, 2014 4:59 PM
Author: marvelous yellow legend



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26597630)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 12:52 PM
Author:  factory reset button



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26503083)



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Date: October 27th, 2014 4:59 PM
Author: marvelous yellow legend



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26597624)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:51 PM
Author: fuchsia glittery nowag

Bros... I just had a terrible thought . What if this entire thread if just masterfully crafted flame by homeless??!!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26499038)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:52 PM
Author: Dashing Bat-shit-crazy Lodge Sex Offender



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26499047)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:57 PM
Author: Talented partner

lol incestmos

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26499073)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:59 PM
Author: nofapping dilemma azn

Greatest flame thread in XO history?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26499082)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 4:01 PM
Author: Dashing Bat-shit-crazy Lodge Sex Offender



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26499094)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 4:05 PM
Author: fuchsia glittery nowag

Be honest, how many times have u jerked it already to the tindrler pic that was posted

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26499121)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 4:09 PM
Author: Dashing Bat-shit-crazy Lodge Sex Offender



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26499150)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 4:05 PM
Author: fuchsia glittery nowag

Holy shit 400 legit poasts. Probably a first in xo history that didn't involve ns sub tread wastelands. Op is winner of the all time xoxo crown

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26499114)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 4:09 PM
Author: misanthropic clown

TBF about 300 of them are probably from two or three people

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26499146)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 4:12 PM
Author: fuchsia glittery nowag

Doesn't change what I said

This is probably the first thread to get so many multiple sets of blank bumps for different posts. Just accept u are part of history man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26499170)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 5:06 PM
Author: Navy Field Dingle Berry

the are reptile gangbang thread wasn't far off in terms of having tons of blank bumped posts, tho it has far fewer posts overall

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26499473)



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Date: October 27th, 2014 5:00 PM
Author: marvelous yellow legend

JFC, that was a great thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26597635)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 4:10 PM
Author: Light church

op, does scott and his sister still live in your town?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26499153)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 4:49 PM
Author: Saffron doctorate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26499393)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 4:47 PM
Author: Orange demanding mexican

How has no one reposted the pic

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26499378)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 4:50 PM
Author: Saffron doctorate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26499404)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 4:52 PM
Author: fuchsia glittery nowag

Wtf. Delete your posts and change moniker

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26499411)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 4:53 PM
Author: motley ruby hall



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26499415)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 4:54 PM
Author: fuchsia glittery nowag

Bro do you really want homeless to have nothing to live for? Have a heart

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26499423)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 4:58 PM
Author: Scarlet principal's office

God fucking dammit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26499439)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 4:54 PM
Author: electric ruddy set dog poop

What the fuck - it's doobs!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26499422)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 4:59 PM
Author: Talented partner

anyone surprised that doobs owns stuffed animals and a dildo? FUCKING LOL at that creepy ginger faggot loser.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26499445)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 5:03 PM
Author: Metal Disturbing Step-uncle's House Turdskin

UPDATE:

Watching Notre Dame suffer from having a shit offensive line that gives golson zero time to make a play, cursing and drinking with my father and the neighbors.

My sister is upstairs somewhere and i havent seen her since earlier.

If posters keep calling me fucking Doobs, Im done ITT and fuck yourselves. Link to one time doobs ever posted like me at all. And if whoever posted something at 4:50 and then deleted, if you posted her Tinder pic, then please don't do that shit again. Ok Im a little drunk and stressed about this EDM concert.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26499458)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 5:07 PM
Author: Navy Field Dingle Berry

cmon you assholes follow the rules, it's a small price to pay

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26499480)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 5:10 PM
Author: bateful sneaky criminal house

lol Cap'n A game of " coming unraveled as his flame rapidly takes on water

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26499488)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 5:12 PM
Author: gaped exhilarant candlestick maker

Don't let the occasional hater keep you down. Just listen to the new Taylor Swift song for inspiration if you need it (RSF did that and it worked).

We're all with you. Notre Dame is with you. America is with you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26499497)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 5:17 PM
Author: Dashing Bat-shit-crazy Lodge Sex Offender



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26499509)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 5:19 PM
Author: sticky peach tattoo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26499515)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 6:46 PM
Author:  federal

Get help Doobs/Box

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26499894)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 6:48 PM
Author: 180 transparent university

more likely box but give doobs his credit if he pulled this. It's a quality flame.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26499911)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 6:47 PM
Author: 180 transparent university

motherfucker give us the goddamn pic

I'm a lifelong trusted poster. You can delete as soon as I reply seconds later

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26499897)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 7:40 PM
Author: Metal Disturbing Step-uncle's House Turdskin

UPDATE:

maybe it was nerves but i got wasted. barely ate today. ND shouldnt need to win in a shoot-out with unc. Didnt really realize I was drunk till I stood up to get off the couch. In the downstairs bathroom I jus checked my phone

http://imgur.com/OyEFsvP

http://imgur.com/v85MYKO

Wish me luck. Were supposed to leave in like an hour. I dont even know at this point what i am doing or not doing. i am just drifting through this reality

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26500210)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 7:48 PM
Author: green volcanic crater

in on epic thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26500256)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 7:48 PM
Author: fantasy-prone violet address



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26500258)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 7:50 PM
Author: histrionic ratface



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26500271)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 7:50 PM
Author: dun native

Oh my

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26500272)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 7:50 PM
Author: azure boltzmann

omg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26500274)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 7:51 PM
Author: cobalt mood



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26500282)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 7:51 PM
Author: Navy Field Dingle Berry

delete b4 homeless gets in here, he's going to have a heart attack and die if he sees that

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26500286)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 7:54 PM
Author: avocado faggot firefighter

seriously. the man has a family, after all.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26500313)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 8:06 PM
Author: dun native

BAW GAWD

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26500378)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 8:18 PM
Author: histrionic ratface



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26500420)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 8:59 PM
Author: Dashing Bat-shit-crazy Lodge Sex Offender

Wife just asked me why I was staring off into space

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26500609)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 7:53 PM
Author: spectacular flushed senate

What the fuck is going on

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26500304)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 7:58 PM
Author: azure boltzmann

there's to be a fuck going on alright

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26500340)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 8:03 PM
Author:  Cuck

WHAT IN THE 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26500367)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 8:04 PM
Author: startling

GOOD LUCK, BROTHER

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26500369)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 8:21 PM
Author: chartreuse arousing point

what is the vial by her leg? Visine? Was she getting stoned?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26500432)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:07 PM
Author: green volcanic crater

Lube, but the lighter up in the corner suggests smoking is also a possibility

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26500638)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 8:23 PM
Author: balding blood rage

By the look of the bruises on her thighs, you should wrap that shit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26500443)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 8:25 PM
Author: Dashing Bat-shit-crazy Lodge Sex Offender



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26500460)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 8:27 PM
Author: big friendly grandma twinkling uncleanness

fyi: all yall niggas jerking off to doobs in panties and pink socks right now

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26500477)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 8:42 PM
Author: Seedy Meetinghouse Yarmulke



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26500548)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 8:56 PM
Author: Dashing Bat-shit-crazy Lodge Sex Offender

Are you the guy that gets pissed off when someone dresses as Santa Clause at Christmas Parties?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26500598)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 12:42 PM
Author: irate parlor elastic band



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26503043)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 8:43 PM
Author: brilliant spot

thank the fucking lord, I'm going to die a happy man.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26500552)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 8:58 PM
Author:  depressive

i know this is a weird thing to notice, but why aren't there any sheets on the bed? seems weird.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26500606)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:02 PM
Author: Dashing Bat-shit-crazy Lodge Sex Offender



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26500620)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:18 PM
Author: nofapping dilemma azn



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26500691)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 7:51 PM
Author: puce misunderstood sweet tailpipe philosopher-king

ungh so hard now.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26500287)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 8:27 PM
Author: bearded striped hyena

wtf

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26500475)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 8:39 PM
Author: grizzly fanboi

Xo 2014: this is believable

Xo 2014: FIVE BEERS IN 45 MINUTES? UNPOSSIBLE

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26500535)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 8:41 PM
Author: big friendly grandma twinkling uncleanness

bro it would take 45 minutes just to order 5 beers at a bar in MFH

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26500542)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 8:44 PM
Author: grizzly fanboi

Do you not think Shia lebouf can get the attention of a waitress

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26500560)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 8:54 PM
Author: Talking nursing home

Settle down. I'm sitting on the bed with her and this shit's going down.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26500590)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:05 PM
Author: Navy Field Dingle Berry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26500635)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 8:57 PM
Author: Dashing Bat-shit-crazy Lodge Sex Offender



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26500601)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:07 PM
Author: Navy Field Dingle Berry

iwanttobelieve.jpg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26500637)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:11 PM
Author: chartreuse arousing point

http://img.nzgameshop.com/posters/scifi_and_fantasy/x_files_i_want_to_believe_maxi_poster_xl.jpg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26500655)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:10 PM
Author: misanthropic clown

Wait didn't doobs already out himself by accidentally posting with his doobs moniker?

This is starting to get a little sad re amount of effort being put into it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26500653)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:11 PM
Author: Contagious umber public bath headpube

was the Lucio moniker doobs?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26500659)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:16 PM
Author: misanthropic clown

That's what I thought

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26500677)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:37 PM
Author: big friendly grandma twinkling uncleanness

what lucio moniker? wat poast?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26500874)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:19 PM
Author:  Cuck

I have no doubt doobs would come in and try to fuck up this thread-for-the-ages with an "accidental" posting in his own moniker. But game of " has been posting in notre dame and football threads for a few years. no way that's him.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26500694)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:22 PM
Author: misanthropic clown

Meta-flame, flame within a flame. I like it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26500720)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:22 PM
Author: Navy Field Dingle Berry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26500722)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:30 PM
Author: bateful sneaky criminal house

The Lucio post isn't conclusive proof of flame but this reaction is pretty bizarre for someone in a genuinely emotionally intense situation who started a thread to talk it out with xo bros:

"If posters keep calling me fucking Doobs, Im done ITT and fuck yourselves."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26500802)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:33 PM
Author:  Cuck

Lookit, with 3 links I could make a compelling case that A Game of " is actually Julia, so I think we all just need to cool it with the detective work and enjoy this 180 thread.

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2509912&mc=19&forum_id=2

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2481846&mc=21&forum_id=2

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2643536&mc=27&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26500836)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:34 PM
Author: Dashing Bat-shit-crazy Lodge Sex Offender



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26500847)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:15 PM
Author: fuchsia glittery nowag



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26501437)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:39 PM
Author: Talking nursing home

Great detective work, but I'm a stuffed animal looking at some visibly moist panties. I'm just hoping they don't roll over on me whilst humping, or, worse, he stands her up and she "presses" me into service. I wish I could just have my dildo back.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26500896)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:41 PM
Author: Dashing Bat-shit-crazy Lodge Sex Offender

Great cameo ITT from a Heroic stuffed toy

We salute you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26500907)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:44 PM
Author: Navy Field Dingle Berry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26500922)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 10:01 PM
Author: Lake Pervert

You know it's a great thread when there are subthread spinoff parodies going on.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26501023)



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Date: November 21st, 2015 1:40 AM
Author: fishy

CRIMINALLY underrated poast

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#29224020)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:42 PM
Author: canary persian



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26500908)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:43 PM
Author: Dashing Bat-shit-crazy Lodge Sex Offender



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26500914)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 11:26 AM
Author: multi-colored adulterous pozpig

gtfo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26502766)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:43 PM
Author: Dashing Bat-shit-crazy Lodge Sex Offender



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26500917)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 10:04 PM
Author: Vermilion

To be fair,

Hey guys just popped onto the board, haven't been on here recently, just thought I would take a few Q's?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26501046)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 10:10 PM
Author: electric ruddy set dog poop

Holy shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26501100)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 10:14 PM
Author: Stirring Son Of Senegal

?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26501127)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 10:39 PM
Author:  primrose party of the first part



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26501247)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 10:12 PM
Author:  amethyst

180, unless this is the "Fresh Prince" at the end of this thread, then 120.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26501111)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 10:13 PM
Author: diverse market laser beams

i think it is :(

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26501118)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 10:13 PM
Author:  amethyst

If it is then TBF is literally going to be run off the bort by an angry mob

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26501123)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 10:13 PM
Author: azure boltzmann

good self deprecation

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26501122)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 10:39 PM
Author:  primrose party of the first part



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26501244)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:20 PM
Author: twisted awkward circlehead

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KK23BhEQVyU

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26501459)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 12:28 AM
Author: Navy Field Dingle Berry

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26501784)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 12:40 AM
Author: nofapping dilemma azn

180, this is a goat thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26501804)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 1:20 PM
Author: jade rough-skinned

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26503168)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:00 PM
Author: Metal Disturbing Step-uncle's House Turdskin

update posting fro the club drunk as fuck, there is no julie and her bf here, there never was going to be i guess, turns out the secret plan was just us 2. hundred twenty degrees in tihs place. here we goooooo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26501346)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:01 PM
Author: odious sapphire hell

120

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26501357)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:08 PM
Author: dun native

Let's see where he is going with this. Could be tweet style real-time updates

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26501398)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:10 PM
Author: nofapping dilemma azn

Cr. Bullshit for his sister to trick him into meeting up like that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26501409)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:08 PM
Author: Dashing Bat-shit-crazy Lodge Sex Offender



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26501390)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:09 PM
Author: nofapping dilemma azn

what song is playing?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26501406)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:20 PM
Author: gaped exhilarant candlestick maker

Say you're going to the bathroom so she goes in with u

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26501461)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 12:17 AM
Author: jet reading party

dont get too drunk bro, you need to be able to get your dick hard so that you can ejaculate semen into your sisters pussy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26501751)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 12:59 AM
Author: Chestnut floppy milk



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26501825)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 12:26 AM
Author: Chocolate alcoholic weed whacker

being too drunk is going to ruin this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26501781)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 12:43 AM
Author: Maniacal appetizing tanning salon

u need to fuck ur sister u owe us

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26501808)



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Date: December 6th, 2014 11:25 AM
Author: 180 transparent university



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26871037)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 3:07 AM
Author: Chestnut floppy milk



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26502005)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 3:09 AM
Author: twinkling pistol

shocking that this weird incestuous thread is so popular here. i for one am shocked!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26502007)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 3:12 AM
Author:  overrated round eye

Friendly suggestion for next date: watch Teh Notebook:

http://blacksportsonline.com/home/2014/08/brother-sister-arrested-for-having-sex-with-each-other-in-church-lot/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26502013)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 4:20 AM
Author: Dashing Bat-shit-crazy Lodge Sex Offender



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26502136)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 3:22 AM
Author: Metal Disturbing Step-uncle's House Turdskin

Holy shit holy shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26502038)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 3:25 AM
Author: Scarlet principal's office

Well!?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26502044)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 3:45 AM
Author: Chestnut floppy milk



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26502073)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 3:59 AM
Author: Maniacal appetizing tanning salon

plz respond

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26502103)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 4:02 AM
Author: drunken heady ticket booth roommate

I suspect this girl would love the fact that 40 dudes on the internet are stroking it to this story. Ask her if she minds sharing a naked pic at all

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26502109)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 4:38 AM
Author: Vigorous Bawdyhouse Prole

just 40? you forgot to account for lurkers bro.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26502154)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 8:05 AM
Author: brilliant spot

Well?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26502278)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 8:38 AM
Author: narrow-minded amber community account

It is the clutch situation of the season.

They say The Jet's lost a step or two,

but I wouldn't be surprised to see some fireworks here.

The Jet's got a suicide lead and--

And there he goes! He's stealing home! I don't believe it!

- He's stealing home!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26502290)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 10:18 AM
Author: Stirring Son Of Senegal

what's it gonna be boy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26502482)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 9:05 AM
Author: Plum Supple Parlour Goyim

180000000

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26502314)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 10:00 AM
Author: elite coral national security agency rehab

??

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26502410)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 10:41 AM
Author: histrionic ratface

??? ! ???

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26502560)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 11:29 AM
Author: Dashing Bat-shit-crazy Lodge Sex Offender

Cuddling with your 17 year old little sister must be HIGHLY CREDITED

Give him some time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26502780)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 11:38 AM
Author: brass water buffalo

more likely he's curled up somewhere literally choking on the fear

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26502818)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 11:47 AM
Author: spectacular flushed senate

Homeless, since you are the best at explaining away flame aspects of this thread, tell me why the other two siblings haven't been mentioned yet. Screw the mom (not literally, OP...), I'd expect the other two to loom even larger than the parents in this decision.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26502860)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 11:50 AM
Author: Dashing Bat-shit-crazy Lodge Sex Offender



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26502869)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 11:50 AM
Author: spectacular flushed senate

K, ty.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26502872)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 11:51 AM
Author: Dashing Bat-shit-crazy Lodge Sex Offender

Frankly, it sounds like he is less worried about getting caught than just generally worried about the morality of it all.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26502874)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 11:56 AM
Author: spectacular flushed senate

Double post, sorry.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26502895)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 11:53 AM
Author: Metal Disturbing Step-uncle's House Turdskin

My head is pounding and I want to die but part of me also feels better than Ive felt in a long, long time. Theres lots to write, dont really know where to start. A lot is a blur. I have like 20 minutes until I have to start this columbus reenactment shit, so I will just try to put down the basics, from what i remember.

I was really drunk when we got to the place and my little sister, apparently, had been smoking weed in her bedroom all afternoon. It was really hot and crowded and I kept getting drinks. I hate techno music but it was really loud and really crowded and we were shoved into the middle of the dance floor. People were grinding and before I knew it she was grinding on me. I really couldnt help it. She was laughing "youre hard", etc. She kept calling me mister wubbly.

After awhile I was having a mental breakdown so I went off the floor back down this hallway near the bathrooms. I just remember I was standing near this ice machine. It was still so loud. I was having the spins. She somehow found me and kept wanting me to take my dick out. "I wanna see it," etc. I was like no, gtfo. She was like "Ive seen penises before, you know." And I was like, "Not your older brother's, it's different."

There was this long pause and she was like, "I've seen dad's." I started to think I was going to get sick and she continued, "Not like that. At Myrtle Beach, remember? I just saw it in the hotel."

She was sort of jerking me through my jeans. I had started drinking at like 10AM and by then my reality was a complete blur. She was like, "Im deleting all the guys I date off my phone, look." She kept deleting contacts and saying, "only you now, only you".

I remember opening the lid to the ice machine. I think I got sick in there. I remember bending over, just resting my head in the ice cubes. Wanting to bury myself. I remember pretending I wasnt a lawyer and I was at that part of the north pole where superman has his ice palace. She was behind me and sort of put her hands down the back of my pants. Her thumb on my asshole, and kind of massaging my cock. I was pressing my head into the ice and she was saying, "I love you" and "you're okay."



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26502885)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 11:54 AM
Author: Dashing Bat-shit-crazy Lodge Sex Offender



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26502889)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 12:01 PM
Author: Dashing Bat-shit-crazy Lodge Sex Offender



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26502913)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 11:55 AM
Author: multi-colored adulterous pozpig

...this is getting dark

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26502891)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 2:21 PM
Author: Stirring Son Of Senegal

right?

really didn't expect this story to get dark, given the subject matter

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26503424)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 11:55 AM
Author: Dashing Bat-shit-crazy Lodge Sex Offender

As for the rest: a touching story of true love. Next steps?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26502892)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 11:58 AM
Author: dun native



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26502900)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 12:18 PM
Author: balding blood rage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26502973)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 12:22 PM
Author: canary persian

She was sort of jerking me through my jeans. I had started drinking at like 10AM and by then my reality was a complete blur. She was like, "Im deleting all the guys I date off my phone, look." She kept deleting contacts and saying, "only you now, only you".

HOLY SHIT.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26502982)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 12:32 PM
Author: Honey-headed sexy gas station

please proceed. tyia

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26503006)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 12:43 PM
Author: Chocolate alcoholic weed whacker

Very disappointed in OP's level of intoxication. This story could have been much sweeter.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26503048)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 12:46 PM
Author: Deep Carmine Mediation Brunch

yeah, and after everyone warned him!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26503061)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 12:45 PM
Author: diverse market laser beams

she kept calling me mister wubbly = 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26503059)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 12:58 PM
Author:  factory reset button

please continue

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26503097)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 1:36 PM
Author: Maniacal appetizing tanning salon

"I remember opening the lid to the ice machine. I think I got sick in there. I remember bending over, just resting my head in the ice cubes. Wanting to bury myself. I remember pretending I wasnt a lawyer and I was at that part of the north pole where superman has his ice palace. She was behind me and sort of put her hands down the back of my pants. Her thumb on my asshole, and kind of massaging my cock. I was pressing my head into the ice and she was saying, "I love you" and "you're okay."

pretty sure that's rape bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26503240)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 2:59 PM
Author: canary persian

"I remember pretending I wasnt a lawyer and I was at that part of the north pole where superman has his ice palace."

TYFT, I'll do this next time I'm cold and drunk.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26503578)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 12:31 PM
Author: Salmon

I look forward to the pregnancy update in 6 weeks bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26503004)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 12:36 PM
Author: Dashing Bat-shit-crazy Lodge Sex Offender

(Lannister Fan)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26503024)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 12:37 PM
Author: fuchsia glittery nowag



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26503027)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 1:29 PM
Author: chrome business firm patrolman

go read some literotica incest stories. the ones with impregnation are about 100x hotter than those without.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26503206)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 1:31 PM
Author: Dashing Bat-shit-crazy Lodge Sex Offender



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26503209)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 1:32 PM
Author: fuchsia glittery nowag

link for research poirposes?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26503213)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 1:00 PM
Author: 

UPDATE: my mom came into my room about 30 min ago. She didn't knock which caught me by surprise since she's always respected our privacy growing up. I think she's knocked before entering since I was like 7 and she never checks our phones or asks for our passwords. Anyway I was halfway changing into my costume for this Columbus day thing when she barged into my room and asked if she could talk to me. My heart started pounding out of my chest. She must know....but how? Did my sister tell her? Did she look at either of our phones? I glanced to my side table where I usually kept my phone but it wasn't there. "Looking for something?" she said? I shook my head no but didn't make eye contact. Then I looked down at her hand. She was holding Mr. Wubbly. Now I was seriously freaked out. I wanted to say something...anything...but nothing was coming out of my mouth. It felt like years going by with no one saying anything. And that's when she said "you're movin' with your auntie and uncle in Bel Air". I whistled for a cab and when it came near the license plate said fresh and it had dice in the mirror. If anything I could say that this cab was rare But I thought "Nah, forget it" - "Yo, homes to Bel Air". I pulled up to the house about 7 or 8. And I yelled to the cabbie "Yo homes smell ya later". I looked at my kingdom I was finally there. To sit on my throne as the Prince of Bel Air.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26503105)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 1:01 PM
Author: Metal Disturbing Step-uncle's House Turdskin

(guy using two single quotes instead of my double quote.)

fuck off

if anyone wants to verify hit reply to him and reply to me, see hte difference in our monikers. mine will show A game of \", his will show A game of \'\'



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26503109)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 1:06 PM
Author: 

(guy taking his flame way too seriously)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26503123)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 1:07 PM
Author: Metal Disturbing Step-uncle's House Turdskin

sorry for thinking my whole life might be different today man. sorry this is a joke to u

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26503129)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 1:41 PM
Author: wonderful anal casino pocket flask

WTF? You're here but not providing the rest of the story!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26503270)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 1:06 PM
Author: Salmon

I don't know what to think anymore

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26503126)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 1:08 PM
Author: mauve fat ankles

ty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26503133)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 1:02 PM
Author: Salmon

Flame why would your mom just randomly look at your phone though

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26503116)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 1:07 PM
Author: 

To get the deets on the Columbus day thing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26503132)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 1:04 PM
Author: nofapping dilemma azn

And scene.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26503117)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 1:07 PM
Author: mauve fat ankles

nigger

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26503131)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 1:11 PM
Author: nofapping dilemma azn

Wait, you're not OP? Dick move.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26503138)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 1:11 PM
Author: nofapping dilemma azn

This post is NON-CANNON

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26503141)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 1:13 PM
Author: 

It's the Book of Judas aka what actually happened

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26503148)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 1:24 PM
Author: Dashing Bat-shit-crazy Lodge Sex Offender



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26503185)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 1:29 PM
Author:  chest-beating property faggotry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26503203)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 1:40 PM
Author: nofapping dilemma azn



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26503266)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 1:18 PM
Author: Dashing Bat-shit-crazy Lodge Sex Offender

Shameful display, brother.

Go write your own thread with that throw back trolling

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26503160)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 2:51 PM
Author: big friendly grandma twinkling uncleanness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26503537)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 1:21 PM
Author: Deep Carmine Mediation Brunch

real update, plz?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26503170)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 1:51 PM
Author:  wagecucks

Yeah, some of these bros have probably been edging for over 72 hours.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26503323)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 2:36 PM
Author: Dashing Bat-shit-crazy Lodge Sex Offender



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26503473)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 2:37 PM
Author: Dashing Bat-shit-crazy Lodge Sex Offender

Post 600!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26503478)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 4:06 PM
Author: bossy sandwich

you guys realize this is all flame, right?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26503875)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 4:07 PM
Author: bearded striped hyena

they wall want to fuck their sisters tho

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26503879)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 4:11 PM
Author: idiotic kitty digit ratio

You don't?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26503892)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 6:04 PM
Author: Dashing Bat-shit-crazy Lodge Sex Offender



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26504317)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 5:14 PM
Author: Metal Disturbing Step-uncle's House Turdskin

FINAL UPDATE:

The reenactment was a disaster. I was hungover. My little sister and I had only slept like 3 hours. Our other sisters were bitching. The neighbors were only there out of some sense of obligation and many had not come in costume. For the second part, we didnt even have a Pinta.

And all the while I could barely look my little sister in the eye. I kept having flashbacks and remembering more and more details from the night before. How small her tits felt. That first hot wetness fingering her in the car.

She didn't really seem into the reenactment either and has really outgrown her "Bianchinetta" dress. At one point she left, ran back into the house. When like 15 minutes had passed and she hadn't come back out, I went to look for her.

I found her in her bedroom, crying. It's funny -- despite all that had happened over the last few days I had never really talked with her. And as I posted above, she was in the second grade when I left home. This is how ignorant I had been of her. I had her birth year wrong! She's actually 18. Her favorite color is purple. She likes 80s synth stuff. She's actually pretty funny and smart. So many things I couldnt have guessed at.

So we sat on her mattress and talked. High school has changed a lot, even sine I was there. Apparently there's coke and molly all over the place, now. Snapshots of everyone's twats and cocks. Nobody even goes to the prom or plays sports. I think she really is struggling to feel at home there. She doesnt really trust her female friends and the high school guys are just retards, yelling "World Star" and pretending to fight.

I remembered when I was a senior. I really thought I had so much promise. Stupid as it sounds, I was sure I'd be living in Manhattan, writing novels, fucking models. I used to imagine Jay McInerny or Bret Ellis writing blurbs for my dust jackets. Now? Im a lawyer and get paid more the more I ruin other people's days.

We talked about all this. We were laughing at ourselves.

At one point we got into the shower. It seemed like the "kooky" thing to do, to use an XO meme. We were laughing then, too. She did tell me she loved me. That she wanted to come back to the city with me. That high school was bullshit and she could just as well read library books to get educated. That she knew it was obviously weird, but she just wanted to live with me, take care of me.

The water was running into her eyes, huge drops on her eyelashes, and it was running down her tits and her stomach.

I was putting the words together in my mouth to tell her no. To tell her that I was glad we were getting closer, but that this was the craziest weekend of my life and it had to end right away. That I was a lawyer, for Gods sake.

But it's funny -- I guess I had been thinking about Christopher Columbus. LOL. All afternoon I had been sweating in those clothes, thinking. He was the son of a cheese merchant. A nobody. He taught himself Latin, Portuguese and Castilian. He spent long nights alone, poring over Ptolemy and astronomy and world history, fantasizing about Marco Polo, looking out at the stars until the sky lightened and it was day again. Europe, the church, the rules of society... those things couldn't hold him. He was going to get out of that. There was another destiny for him.

So at one point, my little sister was down on her knees in the shower, her arms around my legs, and I was just sort of rubbing my cock over her face. She took it in her mouth and I looked down at her and said, "Okay. Let's do it. Let's sail for a new world."

Our family isn't thrilled, of course. Im not even sure they've processed what we told them yet. It will probably take some time. Christopher Columbus had a family too, though. And he had to leave them. There was an edge to the map, a place where it went blank, and he needed to see what was just past it. He needed to push on.

http://imgur.com/hC7tZd7

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26504154)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 5:16 PM
Author: canary persian



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26504162)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 5:17 PM
Author: fuchsia glittery nowag

wtf

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26504166)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 5:20 PM
Author: Seedy Meetinghouse Yarmulke

youre a fucking weirdo man. thought this was doobs before but my new guess is tbf

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26504180)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 5:20 PM
Author: fuchsia glittery nowag

need more about fingering her in the car and blowing him in the shower, less about christopher columbus

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26504182)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 5:21 PM
Author: Seedy Meetinghouse Yarmulke

that stupid shit screamed tbf to me

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26504184)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 5:47 PM
Author: jet reading party



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26504265)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 5:28 PM
Author: geriatric stage alpha

cr, the earlier Box-related obsessions of OP + the historical shit + TBF "appearing" like the Cheshire cat because he can't help himself (like naming himself a victim for Tobin Bell)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26504204)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 5:30 PM
Author: Seedy Meetinghouse Yarmulke

also the Julia-threading and gay overwritten style

editL so does this mean TBF owns a dildo or that he has a gf?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26504210)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 5:31 PM
Author:  Cuck

Big surprise gay-ass-thug "Memph Bleek" didnt like the only true 180 thread this year. Search your name ITT and find about 14 different nasally, whiny complaints about gay shit or how you could do better. You literally only came to this heterosexual thread to complain about shit, lol. You literally can't stand straight people.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26504215)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 5:32 PM
Author: Seedy Meetinghouse Yarmulke

sorry brother I figured you came already since that was the last update. its broter-sister literotica man, shit isn't that serious. why so mad?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26504218)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 5:32 PM
Author: geriatric stage alpha

def owns dildo

but he's just using pics from elsewhere

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26504216)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 5:24 PM
Author: chrome business firm patrolman

this ending isn't very satisfying

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26504189)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 5:28 PM
Author: motley ruby hall

cr. gonna need some fucking, if only just the tip. cumshot on tits or even face. something for fuck sake.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26504201)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 5:47 PM
Author: razzle mustard national kitty cat

it was written like some female soliloquy from the black and white movies where women are called dames.

it reminded me of this:

It's a topsy-turvy world, and maybe the problems of two people don't amount to a hill of beans. But this is our hill. And these are our beans!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26504269)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 5:55 PM
Author: Spruce Adventurous Institution



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26504300)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 5:31 PM
Author: big-titted cerise coffee pot masturbator

gross man thats ur sister

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26504212)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 5:45 PM
Author: mauve fat ankles

did u fuck or not

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26504256)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 6:02 PM
Author: Dashing Bat-shit-crazy Lodge Sex Offender



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26504312)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 6:08 PM
Author: fuchsia glittery nowag

180

Sorry its come to an end like this brother but you were a trooper itt

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26504325)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 6:11 PM
Author: Dashing Bat-shit-crazy Lodge Sex Offender



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26504336)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 6:15 PM
Author: Lake Pervert

120. Shitty flame (no matter how good it starts, and this was 180) will henceforth be known as "sailing for the new world."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26504346)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 6:25 PM
Author:  depressive

OP's flame was off to an incredible start, but he's going to lose a lot of points on the dismount.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26504398)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 6:34 PM
Author: avocado faggot firefighter

The big mistake was writing the friend out of the story. That had the potential to make thing far more complex and interesting.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26504436)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 7:00 PM
Author: Salmon

Fuck all the haters bro this is a brilliant ending and in time it will be given its due.

A true 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26504579)



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Date: November 21st, 2015 1:49 AM
Author: fishy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#29224043)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 5:39 PM
Author: turquoise puppy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#49330102)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 7:30 PM
Author: nofapping dilemma azn

I like it. Good luck brother.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26504689)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 9:05 PM
Author: Bipolar Magenta Idea He Suggested Goal In Life

You're skadden farts or whoever that guy who wrote the shitlaw hell thing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26505288)



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Date: October 13th, 2014 11:22 PM
Author: histrionic ratface

This is a great guess.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26512423)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 9:15 PM
Author: spectacular flushed senate

180, ty.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26505357)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 9:41 PM
Author: Insecure Kink-friendly Keepsake Machete

brother. this is a solid thread. you have a legit talent for putting together a narrative. more Carver than McInerney, but for an amateur, this is absolute 180.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26505500)



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Date: October 8th, 2016 9:47 AM
Author: Deranged immigrant

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#31586951)



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Date: October 31st, 2016 2:21 PM
Author: Rambunctious background story

This conclusion has aged surprisingly well

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#31767945)



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Date: October 9th, 2018 12:22 PM
Author: fishy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#36990661)



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Date: October 11th, 2021 11:24 AM
Author:  out-of-control dopamine corn cake

Flame or not, that is a luscious ass I’d pay $10K or more to lick for an hour

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#43254552)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 6:36 PM
Author: haunting cordovan becky

i liked it. the consequences of what happened to this man and his young lady are what is really important here. i see poetic genius in how the writer tied in the monumental changes he was undergoing to the events in the world at large, all while digesting heavy themes of fate, free will, and love.

if you want an incest stroke story, go to literotica or storiesonline.net.

the way the writer chose to end it is far more memorable than hearing about how amazingly intense their mutual orgasms were as they indulged in their primal draw to make babby in little sisters belly.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26504444)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 7:05 PM
Author: yapping preventive strike

"A sometimes appallingly accurate view of today's world." Providence Journal-Bulletin.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26504594)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 7:25 PM
Author:  Cuck

Anyone else notice that in the picture the sun is rising (or setting?) over her ass, like the pert round globe that doubters thought was flat?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26504668)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 7:28 PM
Author: razzle mustard national kitty cat

love? he didn't know her

your flame is equally obvious to the op's. this whole thread is overrated except for the 120's given to the ending.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26504683)



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Date: October 18th, 2014 8:43 PM
Author: Zombie-like piazza useless brakes

titc analysis

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26544302)



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Date: October 9th, 2018 12:25 PM
Author: fishy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#36990680)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 9:09 PM
Author: brilliant spot

well, op probably has my ip address, my ssn, and all my irl info, and tomorrow I'll appear on some list of pervert lawyers, but I guess it was worth it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26505321)



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Date: October 13th, 2014 10:24 AM
Author: multi-colored adulterous pozpig

A+++++

i come to this site for stupid-weird and thread delivered

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26507722)



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Date: October 13th, 2014 10:27 AM
Author: irate parlor elastic band

OP is Johnsmeyer. HTH. OP's moniker is the same phrase Johnsmeyer used in his deleted Twitter profile. Plus this is classic Johnsmeyer flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26507734)



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Date: October 13th, 2014 10:31 AM
Author: Talking nursing home

Also, you are the op, since op claimed to have come up with your moniker.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26507746)



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Date: October 13th, 2014 12:49 PM
Author: irate parlor elastic band

?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26508482)



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Date: October 27th, 2014 4:51 PM
Author: Dashing Bat-shit-crazy Lodge Sex Offender



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26597580)



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Date: December 6th, 2014 11:08 AM
Author: Salmon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26870960)



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Date: December 6th, 2014 11:12 AM
Author: gaped exhilarant candlestick maker

The total drop off of posting after the climax is really shocking. Like everyone needed at least a month of quiet reflection to digest the events that unfolded.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26870979)



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Date: December 6th, 2014 11:14 AM
Author: chartreuse arousing point

no, I think people were just disillusioned by that point. This thread was like the Matrix trilogy - at first, it blew your mind and you couldn't stop thinking about it, but then as it progressed it ended in a complete shitshow

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26870989)



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Date: April 7th, 2015 12:22 AM
Author: fuchsia glittery nowag



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#27637414)



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Date: April 11th, 2015 10:43 AM
Author: yapping preventive strike



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#27669956)



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Date: April 22nd, 2015 12:54 PM
Author: Gay Telephone

http://mic.com/articles/116094/these-long-lost-siblings-amazingly-reunited-over-tinder

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#27737048)



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Date: May 17th, 2015 6:33 PM
Author: elite coral national security agency rehab



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#27910458)



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Date: June 4th, 2015 11:38 PM
Author: topaz bearded windowlicker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#28043046)



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Date: August 18th, 2015 12:45 PM
Author: gaped exhilarant candlestick maker

Not flame.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#28575862)



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Date: October 6th, 2015 11:14 AM
Author: indigo hissy fit

update?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#28910271)



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Date: October 11th, 2015 11:47 AM
Author: Ivory



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#28945152)



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Date: October 11th, 2015 11:58 AM
Author: Salmon

How's the Columbus Day celebration looking this year?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#28945193)



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Date: October 12th, 2015 10:39 AM
Author: azure boltzmann



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#28951145)



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Date: October 12th, 2015 3:08 PM
Author: Unhinged Sable International Law Enforcement Agency

Columbus day bump.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#28952263)



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Date: November 21st, 2015 12:39 AM
Author: Stirring Son Of Senegal

bump

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#29223927)



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Date: November 25th, 2015 2:42 PM
Author: Bronze Famous Landscape Painting

HAPPY THANKSGIVING!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#29251784)



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Date: December 24th, 2015 2:54 PM
Author: fuchsia glittery nowag



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#29447209)



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Date: December 27th, 2015 1:08 AM
Author: fuchsia glittery nowag

Much better sistr thrras

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#29460236)



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Date: March 10th, 2016 6:33 PM
Author: topaz bearded windowlicker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#30027707)



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Date: March 10th, 2016 6:35 PM
Author: Opaque marketing idea stock car

the beginning of the degenerate era

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#30027721)



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Date: March 28th, 2016 10:04 PM
Author: mentally impaired stag film internal respiration



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#30156360)



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Date: June 27th, 2016 7:51 PM
Author: Mildly autistic kitchen juggernaut



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#30804651)



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Date: June 27th, 2016 7:54 PM
Author: Translucent Mad-dog Skullcap

PotY 2014

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#30804670)



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Date: August 21st, 2016 8:53 PM
Author: irate parlor elastic band



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#31238170)



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Date: August 22nd, 2016 12:50 AM
Author: sooty



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#31240080)



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Date: August 22nd, 2016 12:54 AM
Author: fuchsia glittery nowag

god i still remember reading this thread as it was happening. amazing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#31240111)



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Date: September 13th, 2016 2:08 PM
Author: Aquamarine macaca



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#31398074)



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Date: September 13th, 2016 2:08 PM
Author: Useless sienna double fault coldplay fan

fuck this was 2014 fuck fuck fuck

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#31398080)



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Date: September 13th, 2016 2:11 PM
Author: black insanely creepy

I;ve been here too long.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#31398112)



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Date: September 13th, 2016 2:12 PM
Author: Useless sienna double fault coldplay fan

this was like yesterday in my time on here and fuck me it was 2 years ago

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#31398118)



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Date: September 13th, 2016 2:12 PM
Author: Aquamarine macaca

reading it is in toto, i like how it develops over days with different set pieces (the dildo/stuffed animal, CFB)...it is self-contained and reads like a play with other poasters as the chorus

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#31398121)



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Date: September 13th, 2016 3:53 PM
Author: marvelous yellow legend



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#31398922)



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Date: September 13th, 2016 2:13 PM
Author: Aquamarine macaca

so who was the author, TBF?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#31398132)



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Date: September 13th, 2016 3:53 PM
Author: iridescent offensive main people

Game of ""

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#31398927)



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Date: September 13th, 2016 3:57 PM
Author: Aquamarine macaca

i remember but was he "his own dude" or a tbf alt?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#31398967)



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Date: September 13th, 2016 9:44 PM
Author: fear-inspiring sepia associate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#31401436)



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Date: September 13th, 2016 9:56 PM
Author: sooty

the author is definitely tbtp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#31401520)



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Date: October 8th, 2016 9:13 AM
Author: Ivory



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#31586812)



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Date: October 8th, 2016 9:42 AM
Author: Irradiated Newt

The most popular family at my high school had twins. Both very hot, one guy one girl. It recently came out that they were fucking all of high school, LJL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#31586925)



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Date: October 31st, 2016 2:25 PM
Author: razzle mustard national kitty cat

did they have a midget sibling, too?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#31767975)



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Date: October 8th, 2016 6:39 PM
Author:  Self-centered Feces Jewess

:-)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#31591197)



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Date: October 31st, 2016 2:26 PM
Author: fuchsia glittery nowag

still GOAT POTUS thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#31767987)



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Date: October 31st, 2016 2:29 PM
Author:  Self-centered Feces Jewess

The POTUS of XODUS

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#31768006)



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Date: October 31st, 2016 10:59 PM
Author:  dysfunction

you never know what could happen on that golden day that they call Columbus

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#31771970)



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Date: October 9th, 2018 12:30 PM
Author: fishy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#36990701)



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Date: November 21st, 2016 12:04 PM
Author: Spruce Adventurous Institution



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#31961309)



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Date: January 10th, 2017 4:44 PM
Author: fuchsia glittery nowag



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#32343499)



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Date: February 4th, 2017 7:04 PM
Author: Impressive flickering rigpig queen of the night



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#32545952)



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Date: February 4th, 2017 7:04 PM
Author: Spruce Adventurous Institution



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#32545957)



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Date: February 4th, 2017 7:11 PM
Author:  Self-centered Feces Jewess



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#32545995)



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Date: February 4th, 2017 7:12 PM
Author: Blathering

Most flawlessly executed flame I've ever seen

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#32546004)



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Date: February 4th, 2017 9:19 PM
Author:  Self-centered Feces Jewess



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#32546783)



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Date: February 4th, 2017 11:40 PM
Author:  Self-centered Feces Jewess



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#32547714)



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Date: February 5th, 2017 9:35 AM
Author:  dysfunction



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#32548870)



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Date: February 8th, 2017 12:53 PM
Author:  Self-centered Feces Jewess



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#32573656)



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Date: June 28th, 2017 8:31 PM
Author: Apoplectic french



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#33664076)



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Date: August 24th, 2017 8:33 PM
Author: Crystalline



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#34062570)



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Date: September 1st, 2017 3:14 PM
Author: Cocky

San Fernando Neighborhood Council changes Columbus Day to Incest Day

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#34116947)



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Date: October 9th, 2017 2:46 PM
Author: Harsh wrinkle

how has this not been bumped yet today

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#34401929)



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Date: October 9th, 2017 2:51 PM
Author: Blathering

I can never remember the title keywords

ty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#34401973)



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Date: October 9th, 2017 10:01 PM
Author: Talented partner

Columbus Day BUMP

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#34404981)



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Date: December 18th, 2017 2:24 PM
Author: Unholy Potus

There should be a Christmas episode of this story.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#34949769)



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Date: January 6th, 2018 3:50 AM
Author: Gold mewling halford



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#35093674)



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Date: January 6th, 2018 3:52 AM
Author: Lavender black woman

Overrated literotica. Idk why ppl liked this flame so much

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#35093676)



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Date: February 6th, 2018 12:22 PM
Author: fear-inspiring sepia associate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#35338428)



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Date: June 12th, 2018 6:16 PM
Author: Cheese-eating personal credit line



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#36233122)



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Date: October 6th, 2018 10:49 PM
Author:  dysfunction

pre-columbus day bump

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#36976356)



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Date: October 9th, 2018 9:53 AM
Author: Cocky

4 year bump

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#36989761)



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Date: October 9th, 2018 10:02 AM
Author: zippy burgundy

Happy Columbus Day!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#36989822)



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Date: October 17th, 2018 10:40 PM
Author: Provocative Tank Theater Stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#37046584)



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Date: May 19th, 2019 12:13 PM
Author: dark karate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#38256413)



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Date: May 19th, 2019 3:22 PM
Author: stimulating home skinny woman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#38257003)



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Date: October 14th, 2019 9:59 AM
Author:  Cuck



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#38974406)



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Date: May 5th, 2020 12:41 PM
Author: fuchsia glittery nowag



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#40152879)



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Date: June 28th, 2020 3:40 PM
Author:  knife



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#40510638)



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Date: June 29th, 2020 7:52 PM
Author: mint degenerate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#40518112)



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Date: July 10th, 2020 6:24 PM
Author:  Cuck



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#40582879)



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Date: October 10th, 2020 1:27 AM
Author: Obsidian exciting legal warrant orchestra pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#41084600)



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Date: October 10th, 2020 1:46 AM
Author: pink police squad

Happy early Columbus Day to you too

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#41084634)



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Date: October 10th, 2020 1:29 AM
Author: bonkers

where are we on this?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#41084602)



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Date: February 17th, 2021 7:25 PM
Author:  onyx

TITCR

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#41963692)



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Date: October 8th, 2021 9:28 PM
Author: zippy burgundy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#43244384)



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Date: February 17th, 2021 7:23 PM
Author: dull half-breed



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#41963677)



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Date: October 11th, 2021 9:29 AM
Author:  Cuck



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#43254123)



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Date: October 11th, 2021 11:28 AM
Author: Galvanic temple

So uh... anyone still have pics of the sister? original imgur link down.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#43254567)



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Date: October 11th, 2021 11:43 AM
Author: Pea-brained Emerald

The ass pic is still up. I can't remember if I saw the original back in the day.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#43254662)



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Date: October 11th, 2021 12:10 PM
Author: Pea-brained Emerald

Anyone else feel like the OP should be doing an annual Columbus Day update (even if flame)?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#43254899)



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Date: October 7th, 2022 6:48 PM
Author: zippy burgundy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#45297237)



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Date: December 2nd, 2021 6:12 AM
Author: Slate Affirmative Action



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#43544409)



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Date: October 7th, 2022 6:17 PM
Author:  fluffy selfie



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#45297068)



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Date: October 7th, 2022 6:17 PM
Author: sickened death wish

fuck we missed Columbus Day

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#45297072)



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Date: October 7th, 2022 6:48 PM
Author: Useless sienna double fault coldplay fan

Man this makes me feel old

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#45297247)



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Date: October 10th, 2022 12:03 PM
Author: Tripping jap

Happy Columbus Day!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#45309119)



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Date: October 10th, 2022 12:15 PM
Author: Slate Affirmative Action



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#45309181)



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Date: October 13th, 2025 4:46 PM
Author: Hilarious nibblets



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#49346769)



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Date: November 23rd, 2022 4:32 PM
Author: Slate Affirmative Action

One of the best flame threads ever. I remember feeling like I was listening to the Orson Welles War of the World radio broadcast when it first came out. I imagine a team of MIT students with earbuds as if breaking a casino with Ed Thorpe jumping up and down & high-fiving after the final pic is poasted. Well fucking done.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#45536449)



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Date: May 6th, 2023 12:29 AM
Author: sticky peach tattoo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#46276193)



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Date: May 6th, 2023 12:20 AM
Author:  sound barrier



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#46276167)



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Date: May 6th, 2023 12:21 AM
Author: henna

Time flies

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#46276172)



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Date: May 6th, 2023 3:30 AM
Author: Unhinged Sable International Law Enforcement Agency

This thread is a masterwork. Every time it gets bumped, it's like cleaning out your closet on a saturday afternoon and coming across your favorite old movie or video game and just quitting for the rest of the day to give it a runthrough.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#46276492)



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Date: October 9th, 2023 8:00 AM
Author:  fluffy selfie



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#46905907)



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Date: October 9th, 2023 8:04 AM
Author: sickened death wish

best part of the flame is whoever edited OP to make it seem like this was 9 years ago

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#46905917)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 5:38 PM
Author: Mildly autistic kitchen juggernaut



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#49330100)



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Date: October 9th, 2023 8:32 AM
Author:  foreskin

My family celebrates this thread on Columbus Day. Me and sister giggle with each other about it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#46905960)



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Date: October 10th, 2023 12:23 AM
Author:  dysfunction



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#46911844)



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Date: October 20th, 2023 8:17 PM
Author: mahogany therapy

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MuoBNKGt4TI

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#46962930)



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Date: October 20th, 2023 8:21 PM
Author:  dysfunction



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#46962948)



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Date: October 20th, 2023 8:27 PM
Author:  Self-centered Feces Jewess



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#46962972)



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Date: October 20th, 2023 8:18 PM
Author: Poppy Messiness

DIAMOND HARD EVERY TIME

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#46962933)



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Date: October 20th, 2023 8:18 PM
Author: Slate Affirmative Action



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#46962936)



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Date: October 20th, 2023 8:42 PM
Author: zippy burgundy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#46963013)



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Date: October 13th, 2024 4:39 PM
Author: tantric psychic



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#48193545)



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Date: October 13th, 2024 4:41 PM
Author: walnut

I was thinking about this thread earlier today

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#48193551)



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Date: October 13th, 2024 7:23 PM
Author: Metal Disturbing Step-uncle's House Turdskin

I wrote this TEN YEARS AGO

:/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#48194098)



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Date: October 13th, 2024 7:23 PM
Author: sticky peach tattoo

good work, i remember this thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#48194099)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 5:27 PM
Author: turquoise puppy

Almost that time of year again ⛵️

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#49330062)



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Date: October 13th, 2025 3:35 PM
Author: Pea-brained Emerald

This is the first thing I think of when I hear it's Columbus Day

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#49346566)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 11:29 AM
Author: Violent place of business



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#49533771)