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Chief Rabbi Of Israel: UJtp's Reform Judaism "FAKE & FALSIFIED JUDAISM" #TMF
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Date: July 9th, 2020 12:00 PM Author: Big Garrison Chief Rabbi Yitzhak Yosef has issued an all out attack on Reform Judaism, describing it as “fake” and “falsified Judaism,” while also casting aspersions on the ability of women to study Jewish law at an advanced level. ... “A Reform Jew? Nothing will help. They falsified the Torah. Their entire Torah is fraudulent. Everything with them is fake. When everything is fake there is no chance that they will return to Torah observance,” Yosef alleged. “Go and speak with people who have come back to Torah observance, you won’t find one Reform Jew among them… A Reform Jew remains a Reform Jew. They have a new Torah.”
“Try visiting any 'reform' synagogue in the diaspora to see what Reform Judaism really is. It's all about bagels and Curb Your Enthusiasm. Nothing about Torah, halacha and Hashem,” Yosef added.
https://www.jpost.com/israel-news/chief-rabbi-patronizes-women-studying-halacha-says-reform-judaism-is-fake-634490 |
Date: July 9th, 2020 12:03 PM Author: Abnormal Base Next thing he’s going to condemn bagels and curb LJL |
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Date: July 9th, 2020 12:07 PM Author: Big Garrison ? reread last paragraph of the snippet in OP (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4580013&forum_id=2#40573764) |
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Date: July 9th, 2020 12:04 PM Author: Motley impressive gaming laptop Yeah, this is what they say. They are religious extremists, every religion has them. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4580013&forum_id=2#40573744) |
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Date: July 9th, 2020 12:05 PM Author: Abnormal Base You’re going on the assheap of history (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4580013&forum_id=2#40573751) |
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Date: July 9th, 2020 12:05 PM Author: Motley impressive gaming laptop Balls deep (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4580013&forum_id=2#40573753) |
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Date: July 9th, 2020 12:08 PM Author: Big Garrison (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4580013&forum_id=2#40573772) |
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Date: July 9th, 2020 12:18 PM Author: turquoise irradiated psychic (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4580013&forum_id=2#40573859) |
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Date: July 9th, 2020 1:19 PM Author: racy ungodly hell elastic band (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4580013&forum_id=2#40574308) |
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Date: July 9th, 2020 12:12 PM Author: ultramarine sadistic house dragon wait, what's all this shit about "Torah observance" ?? since when is Israel's chief rabbi a Samaritan or Karaite now?
rabbinical judaism has as much to do with the Torah as Christianity does. |
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Date: July 9th, 2020 12:14 PM Author: Big Garrison low iq schtick? the oral torah =/= rabbinic enactments (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4580013&forum_id=2#40573822) |
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Date: July 9th, 2020 12:15 PM Author: Abnormal Base (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4580013&forum_id=2#40573829) |
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Date: July 9th, 2020 12:17 PM Author: ultramarine sadistic house dragon oral torah, much like oral sex, is an oxymoron
a bunch of shit made up by some ragheads in iraq to justify ignoring the Law that Moses handed down from above. hell, the New Testament is older than that shit. |
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Date: July 9th, 2020 12:21 PM Author: Big Garrison once again, u seem to be too dumb to understand the difference between the oral law as given from god to moshe and handed down for generations and rabbinic debates/interpretations/opinions on the oral law. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4580013&forum_id=2#40573883) |
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Date: July 9th, 2020 12:31 PM Author: ultramarine sadistic house dragon link to the earliest evidence of the "oral law" existing? link to it existing in the kingdoms of israel and judah?
that shit didn't exist until well after the babylonian captivity, which is why the real hebrews who stayed behind and didn't have their wimmins hopping on big babylonian cock (the samaritans) don't have it.
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Date: July 9th, 2020 1:35 PM Author: Big Garrison boaz's marriage to the convert ruth, which was pre exile, proves the oral law existed at the time ur asking. the written torah says don't marry a moabite. the oral law says this applies only to moabite men (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4580013&forum_id=2#40574428) |
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Date: July 9th, 2020 3:06 PM Author: vermilion submissive bawdyhouse Please link to credible archeological evidence for the existence of the Hebrews prior to the death of Alexander. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4580013&forum_id=2#40575094) |
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Date: July 9th, 2020 3:08 PM Author: Big Garrison ljl @ this goalpoast shifting. u went from denying that the jews practiced the oral law prior to the redaction of the oral law during the exile, and then when i called out your BS, and now you're shifting to "hur durr the jews are a made up people" (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4580013&forum_id=2#40575113) |
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Date: July 9th, 2020 3:09 PM Author: ultramarine sadistic house dragon that's a different pumo (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4580013&forum_id=2#40575119) |
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Date: July 9th, 2020 3:10 PM Author: vermilion submissive bawdyhouse Lol @ at your inability to distinguish between poasters. To be clear, I don't care about the internal consistency of your SYNCRETIC religion, just show me real evidence that it existed prior to ~323 BC. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4580013&forum_id=2#40575135) |
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Date: July 9th, 2020 3:29 PM Author: Big Garrison pumos arent poasters. ur all scum and shouldnt be distinguished (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4580013&forum_id=2#40575302) |
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Date: July 9th, 2020 4:04 PM Author: vermilion submissive bawdyhouse That's the best you've got? Judaism is a Hellenistic invention and there's nothing you can do to change that. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4580013&forum_id=2#40575558) |
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Date: July 9th, 2020 3:09 PM Author: ultramarine sadistic house dragon cr there's no way somebody depicted in the torah would ever disobey God's laws! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4580013&forum_id=2#40575118) |
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Date: July 9th, 2020 3:10 PM Author: Big Garrison the messiah will be descended from that someone (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4580013&forum_id=2#40575133) |
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Date: July 9th, 2020 3:23 PM Author: ultramarine sadistic house dragon i think you mean "ancestor" not "descendant," and solomon is an ancestor of the messiah too, and he worshipped idols and married shiksas. doesn't mean there was an oral law at the time that allowed those practices. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4580013&forum_id=2#40575254) |
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Date: July 9th, 2020 4:06 PM Author: vermilion submissive bawdyhouse I'm 50% convinced that DBG is running subtly anti-Semitic troll shtick (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4580013&forum_id=2#40575569) |
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Date: July 9th, 2020 12:14 PM Author: Motley impressive gaming laptop Newsflash: ALL versions of Judaism have been reformed through history. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4580013&forum_id=2#40573826) |
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Date: July 9th, 2020 12:15 PM Author: Abnormal Base Jfc (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4580013&forum_id=2#40573831) |
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Date: July 9th, 2020 12:16 PM Author: Big Garrison rofl ur so stupid u dont even know ur own religion (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4580013&forum_id=2#40573836) |
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Date: July 9th, 2020 12:19 PM Author: Motley impressive gaming laptop No you think you know it better because you've dedicated yourself to an equally 'made up' devout strain of Jewish philosophy that requires one to complete made-up antiquated rituals to fulfill some void in your life that I suspect hasn't been filled by marrying an Indian woman or living with her parents. I am more genuinely, authentically and truly Jewish than you could ever aspire to be because I never had to change. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4580013&forum_id=2#40573862) |
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Date: July 9th, 2020 12:24 PM Author: Big Garrison yep you're authentically jewish bc u like bagels and Curb. got it (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4580013&forum_id=2#40573899) |
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Date: July 9th, 2020 2:29 PM Author: racy ungodly hell elastic band *rolls eyes at religious Jews who don't eat bagels and have no idea what CYE even is* Ugh, and their clothes aren't even fashionable! What kind of Jews are they? Are their parents even rich? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4580013&forum_id=2#40574807) |
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Date: July 9th, 2020 2:31 PM Author: Big Garrison "do they even know who georgia bloomberg is?" (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4580013&forum_id=2#40574818) |
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Date: July 9th, 2020 2:09 PM Author: racy ungodly hell elastic band Look, if you want to think Jewish tradition and religion is total BS then that's perfectly fine. I even agree with you! But then stop pretending that you're a Jew. It is like unitarian "churches" that say nonsense like "Jesus was a metaphor and not an actual person that ever lived." They're not Christian, and neither are any of their members.
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Date: July 9th, 2020 1:25 PM Author: racy ungodly hell elastic band This. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4580013&forum_id=2#40574354) |
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Date: July 9th, 2020 1:39 PM Author: Big Garrison (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4580013&forum_id=2#40574453) |
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Date: July 9th, 2020 12:16 PM Author: Appetizing dingle berry No religion wants faggots like you in it. HTH (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4580013&forum_id=2#40573842) |
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Date: July 9th, 2020 12:20 PM Author: Motley impressive gaming laptop can't believe u edited this comment to make it even meaner you big jerk (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4580013&forum_id=2#40573876) |
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Date: July 9th, 2020 12:23 PM Author: Appetizing dingle berry I didn’t edit shit. Your religion is satanism and hedonism. I will pray for you. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4580013&forum_id=2#40573890) |
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Date: July 9th, 2020 12:24 PM Author: burgundy pit His religion is winning 1000-1 right now (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4580013&forum_id=2#40573904) |
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Date: July 9th, 2020 12:29 PM Author: Appetizing dingle berry I wasn’t talking about Judaism. I said this faggot practices hedonism and satanism not Judaism. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4580013&forum_id=2#40573945) |
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Date: July 9th, 2020 12:32 PM Author: burgundy pit His religion is winning 1000-1 right now (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4580013&forum_id=2#40573982) |
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Date: July 9th, 2020 1:05 PM Author: Motley impressive gaming laptop (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4580013&forum_id=2#40574193) |
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Date: July 9th, 2020 2:10 PM Author: Canary Territorial Wrinkle Gas Station victories are in Truth, not "winning." (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4580013&forum_id=2#40574695) |
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Date: July 9th, 2020 2:36 PM Author: racy ungodly hell elastic band tcr. His "religion" periodically "wins" temporarily (Communism in the USSR, for example) before being driven back into the depths from which it came. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4580013&forum_id=2#40574846) |
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Date: July 9th, 2020 2:38 PM Author: burgundy pit Communism moved from the USSR to the US (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4580013&forum_id=2#40574858) |
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Date: July 9th, 2020 2:40 PM Author: racy ungodly hell elastic band And guess who is promoting it here? UJtp types. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4580013&forum_id=2#40574872) |
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Date: July 9th, 2020 2:41 PM Author: burgundy pit They may yet succeed in stomping out existence (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4580013&forum_id=2#40574884) |
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Date: July 9th, 2020 2:39 PM Author: burgundy pit , “ he lisped as he he walked up the scaffold toward his executioner (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4580013&forum_id=2#40574865) |
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Date: July 9th, 2020 2:02 PM Author: racy ungodly hell elastic band Protip: the religious authority of the single Jewish country on this planet just called you and your entire "movement" a fraud. That's a country where that religious authority has the ability to determine who is a Jew in that country (who can have a Jewish wedding, funeral, etc.). You lose. Accept that you're as Jewish as a ham and cheese sandwich and that your religion is shitlibism. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4580013&forum_id=2#40574635) |
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Date: July 9th, 2020 2:03 PM Author: Big Garrison (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4580013&forum_id=2#40574643) |
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Date: July 9th, 2020 2:05 PM Author: Motley impressive gaming laptop No one in the Reform movement cares what the orthodox movement thinks or says. That's kind of the whole point of the movement.
And despite this, I could immigrate to Israel with a full welcome package, tomorrow. |
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Date: July 9th, 2020 2:12 PM Author: racy ungodly hell elastic band I mean, so could I. Arguably, Hitler himself could have. It is a VERY low bar (pretty much any remotely believable claim that you're 1/4 Jewish). But immigrating under the Law of Return doesn't mean you get considered Jewish. That is up to the Rabbinate. I could immigrate but I would be considered a non-Jew, which is fair enough because that's what I am. But here's the lulz - you would be right there with me!
And that's really the point. You have to care about them because they run your religion and the definition of that religion in the only country where your religion really means anything. Otherwise, it is like a Catholic that says "I don't care what the Pope or prior Popes believed..." |
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Date: July 9th, 2020 2:27 PM Author: Big Garrison (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4580013&forum_id=2#40574790) |
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Date: July 9th, 2020 3:01 PM Author: Motley impressive gaming laptop Many Catholics disagree with the Pope. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4580013&forum_id=2#40575045) |
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Date: July 9th, 2020 3:03 PM Author: racy ungodly hell elastic band You can disagree with the Pope on certain issues. You can't ignore the Pope or what prior Popes think and be Catholic. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4580013&forum_id=2#40575061) |
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Date: July 9th, 2020 3:04 PM Author: Abnormal Base Go curb stomp a bagel (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4580013&forum_id=2#40575076) |
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Date: July 9th, 2020 3:07 PM Author: racy ungodly hell elastic band I don't have a bagel. What now? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4580013&forum_id=2#40575106) |
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Date: July 9th, 2020 3:07 PM Author: Motley impressive gaming laptop Chief Rabbi =/= not the Jewish equivalent of a Pope.
Judaism has nothing like a Pope. |
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Date: July 9th, 2020 3:09 PM Author: Big Garrison jfc state ur iq before we all engage u further. the fact that u cant distinguish between an analogy and a literal parallel is really sad. this must be your goy brain at work. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4580013&forum_id=2#40575124) |
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Date: July 9th, 2020 3:10 PM Author: racy ungodly hell elastic band No way, Germans are supposed to be smart. His mom must be one of the dumb Jews. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4580013&forum_id=2#40575137) |
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Date: July 9th, 2020 3:11 PM Author: Big Garrison possibly (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4580013&forum_id=2#40575148) |
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Date: July 9th, 2020 3:13 PM Author: racy ungodly hell elastic band But his dad is still a cuck. Dumb Jewess + cucky goy = gay loud guy who constantly bleats about being Jewish but knows nothing about it and has zero interest in following the religion. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4580013&forum_id=2#40575174) |
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Date: July 9th, 2020 3:14 PM Author: Big Garrison (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4580013&forum_id=2#40575196) |
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Date: July 9th, 2020 3:09 PM Author: racy ungodly hell elastic band He's literally the guy who decides who is actually a Jew in the state of Israel. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4580013&forum_id=2#40575125) |
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Date: July 9th, 2020 3:05 PM Author: Big Garrison the catholic equivalent of your "judaism" would be not acknowledging the pope as the vicar of JC on earth (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4580013&forum_id=2#40575078) |
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Date: July 9th, 2020 3:07 PM Author: titillating cobalt international law enforcement agency (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4580013&forum_id=2#40575105) |
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Date: July 9th, 2020 3:10 PM Author: Motley impressive gaming laptop This is a terrible, shitty comparison. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4580013&forum_id=2#40575130) |
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Date: July 9th, 2020 3:11 PM Author: racy ungodly hell elastic band Explain why you think this. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4580013&forum_id=2#40575146) |
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Date: July 9th, 2020 12:19 PM Author: burgundy pit You should respect their “chutzpah” (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4580013&forum_id=2#40573867) |
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Date: July 9th, 2020 2:05 PM Author: racy ungodly hell elastic band Whose? The rabbinate or the reformed Jews? If the latter then that makes sense. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4580013&forum_id=2#40574657) |
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Date: July 9th, 2020 2:10 PM Author: adventurous nudist legal warrant Lol love these threads (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4580013&forum_id=2#40574691) |
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Date: July 9th, 2020 2:28 PM Author: racy ungodly hell elastic band (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4580013&forum_id=2#40574797) |
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Date: July 9th, 2020 2:40 PM Author: Big Garrison (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4580013&forum_id=2#40574874) |
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Date: July 9th, 2020 3:09 PM Author: frisky lodge dopamine (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4580013&forum_id=2#40575126) |
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Date: July 9th, 2020 2:33 PM Author: vermilion submissive bawdyhouse "It's all about bagels and Curb Your Enthusiasm."
And acoustic guitar. |