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Date: December 6th, 2016 7:41 PM Author: lascivious fat ankles ticket booth
colloquium
scholar-in-residence
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3451339&forum_id=2#32072814) |
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Date: February 25th, 2025 12:05 PM
Author: ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3451339&forum_id=2#48692786) |
Date: December 6th, 2016 7:57 PM Author: lascivious fat ankles ticket booth
"university professor"
only pinhead academics could come up w/ such a retarded title and make it into some snobbish elitist bullshit. isnt everyone on the faculty a fucking "university professor"?
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3451339&forum_id=2#32072932) |
Date: December 6th, 2016 8:00 PM Author: Titillating Topaz Coldplay Fan School Cafeteria
alma mater
The named professorships like Elbridge Brycewell the IV Professor Of American Studies
"MASTER BC IT'TH REMINITHENTH OF THLAVERY" lisped the Yale shitlib
THE DUTCHESS
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3451339&forum_id=2#32072951) |
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Date: December 6th, 2016 8:07 PM Author: Titillating Topaz Coldplay Fan School Cafeteria
Yeah but at least they're funding it and isn't naming a fucking title after them.
Like how lulzy woudl it be if there was Schlomo Goldstein Senior Associate at a law firm
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3451339&forum_id=2#32072998)
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Date: December 6th, 2016 8:13 PM Author: Titillating Topaz Coldplay Fan School Cafeteria
Actually I think every firm should do this
The Chaebong Hyung Executive Vice President of Samsung Electronics
Shaniqus Johnston IV Product Manager of Popeyes Fried Chicken
El Jefe Rodriguez Senior Associate of Martinez, Castro y Luis LLP, an immigration law firm based in Miami
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3451339&forum_id=2#32073039)
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Date: December 6th, 2016 8:10 PM Author: coiffed bearded field pisswyrm
Regent
Concurrent Professor
Sabbatical
Joint Appointment
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3451339&forum_id=2#32073021) |
Date: December 6th, 2016 8:19 PM Author: out-of-control fragrant parlor
Subfusc
Just lol at weird British people who wear gowns to work
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3451339&forum_id=2#32073079) |
Date: December 6th, 2016 8:19 PM Author: lascivious fat ankles ticket booth
all the "_______ Center" or "Center for _______"
which are basically just one professor's lab
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3451339&forum_id=2#32073080) |
Date: December 7th, 2016 7:44 AM Author: Aqua hot crackhouse people who are hurt
Rector
Board of Visitors
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3451339&forum_id=2#32076078) |
Date: March 1st, 2017 1:33 AM Author: lascivious fat ankles ticket booth
Referee
i always imagine a guy in a zebra outfit shaking his arms at a journal article
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3451339&forum_id=2#32725207) |
Date: March 1st, 2017 2:35 AM Author: Chartreuse provocative location
Honors thesis
Syllabus
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3451339&forum_id=2#32725374) |
Date: February 25th, 2025 12:00 PM
Author: ...,,..;...,,..,..,...,,,;..,
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3451339&forum_id=2#48692766) |
Date: February 25th, 2025 12:06 PM
Author: ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,
decanal
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3451339&forum_id=2#48692788) |
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