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Impertinent forum
  01/31/11
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Seedy milk temple
  01/31/11
As TMF was kicking a can down a Moscow side street, letting ...
Impertinent forum
  01/31/11
ty
Seedy milk temple
  01/31/11
lololololol
Dashing bespoke son of senegal
  01/31/11
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big preventive strike
  01/31/11
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Rusted skinny woman shitlib
  02/01/11
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Dashing bespoke son of senegal
  01/31/11
As TMF handed her the ring, she noticed that it was lined wi...
Impertinent forum
  01/31/11
lol
canary mildly autistic hall gunner
  01/31/11
I lol'd
Bisexual Vigorous Indian Lodge
  01/31/11
lolol
insanely creepy corner roommate
  01/31/11
waaay too cute for estrada. i bet he has a gf who's posting ...
Pungent stimulating university
  02/01/11
280
flatulent indecent mad-dog skullcap jap
  02/01/11
lol
diverse stead quadroon
  02/01/11
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ruby state alpha
  01/31/11
"Where are you going?", 11 year old TMF said. &quo...
Impertinent forum
  01/31/11
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Poppy parlour
  01/31/11
The laser inched closer and closer to his prisoner's head, j...
Impertinent forum
  01/31/11
Tyty
Poppy parlour
  01/31/11
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lilac boltzmann double fault
  02/01/11
180^180
swashbuckling confused kitty dingle berry
  02/02/11
(please let it be something related to his CS education, or ...
Comical vengeful station striped hyena
  01/31/11
I'll rate you as the time that TMF used bubble sort to find ...
Impertinent forum
  01/31/11
holy shit. 180^180.
Comical vengeful station striped hyena
  01/31/11
180
Bisexual Vigorous Indian Lodge
  01/31/11
lol
Brilliant Dragon Main People
  02/01/11
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lilac boltzmann double fault
  02/01/11
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pink property
  01/31/11
It was 1:03 AM when TMF was summoned into the partner's offi...
Impertinent forum
  01/31/11
This was quality.
Pearly community account associate
  01/31/11
I cried
crawly translucent feces
  02/01/11
180
flatulent indecent mad-dog skullcap jap
  02/01/11
lol
Brilliant Dragon Main People
  02/01/11
wtf this is hilarious and out of character for Estrada.
diverse stead quadroon
  02/01/11
genius
vibrant disgusting candlestick maker center
  02/01/11
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canary mildly autistic hall gunner
  01/31/11
At Lenin Elementary School, Miss Chernikov had her first gra...
Impertinent forum
  01/31/11
ty, lenin elementary was a nice touch
canary mildly autistic hall gunner
  01/31/11
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lilac boltzmann double fault
  02/01/11
our schools had numbers, not names.
swashbuckling confused kitty dingle berry
  02/02/11
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odious jew
  01/31/11
"Churka, bring me another drink!", Fish yelled at ...
Impertinent forum
  01/31/11
lol
canary mildly autistic hall gunner
  01/31/11
This one made me sad.
Pearly community account associate
  01/31/11
this thread is so wrong but so lulzy
Dashing bespoke son of senegal
  01/31/11
Wow. 180. Brutal thread overall.
odious jew
  01/31/11
ouch.
insanely creepy corner roommate
  01/31/11
oh man
Rusted skinny woman shitlib
  02/01/11
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flatulent indecent mad-dog skullcap jap
  02/01/11
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tan aphrodisiac dopamine mood
  02/01/11
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Pearly community account associate
  01/31/11
Interviewer #1: "Even in Silicon Valley, we're not used...
Impertinent forum
  01/31/11
BIG WILLIE STYLE!!!
Pearly community account associate
  01/31/11
lol
canary mildly autistic hall gunner
  01/31/11
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cracking aqua gaming laptop macaca
  01/31/11
After enduring yet another beating by Boris, the local bully...
Impertinent forum
  01/31/11
lulz
canary mildly autistic hall gunner
  01/31/11
...
big preventive strike
  01/31/11
"Gypsy! Do not stand in front of me at the convenience ...
Impertinent forum
  01/31/11
OMG
big preventive strike
  01/31/11
lmao
Comical vengeful station striped hyena
  01/31/11
...
Rusted skinny woman shitlib
  02/01/11
wow
Pungent stimulating university
  02/01/11
omgomgomg
grizzly contagious pocket flask senate
  02/01/11
Flawless victory.
boyish theatre degenerate
  02/01/11
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motley know-it-all doctorate
  02/01/11
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aromatic pale newt
  02/01/11
180
Disturbing boiling water
  02/01/11
180
Brilliant Dragon Main People
  02/01/11
pwn pwn pwn
diverse stead quadroon
  02/01/11
...
lilac boltzmann double fault
  02/01/11
LOL
irradiated cocky dilemma french chef
  02/01/11
WINNER!
Pearly community account associate
  02/01/11
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bearded talented rehab selfie
  06/01/11
this is the top post of 2011.
Brilliant Dragon Main People
  06/01/11
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Heady Bat Shit Crazy Mental Disorder Private Investor
  06/25/11
simultaneously hilarious and chilling
Adventurous crotch cruise ship
  09/10/11
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underhanded faggotry
  01/31/11
"I am going through a rough road right now, so to speak...
Impertinent forum
  01/31/11
180
Pungent stimulating university
  02/01/11
rofl
Mustard beady-eyed business firm turdskin
  02/01/11
Preved
nudist at-the-ready travel guidebook
  01/31/11
As Mrs. Kropotkin gave the visiting Americans a tour of the ...
Impertinent forum
  02/01/11
ok best post in the thread
Dashing bespoke son of senegal
  02/01/11
...
Spectacular Shaky Pit Keepsake Machete
  02/01/11
lol
canary mildly autistic hall gunner
  02/01/11
But surely in Russia she would be Kropotkina!
nudist at-the-ready travel guidebook
  02/01/11
i love the names he's giving these people like the barten...
Dashing bespoke son of senegal
  02/01/11
pretty funny guy, I must admit
nudist at-the-ready travel guidebook
  02/01/11
nice
Rusted skinny woman shitlib
  02/01/11
DeXiashao, the star summer associate of the 2045 class, came...
Impertinent forum
  02/01/11
tyty
Rusted skinny woman shitlib
  02/01/11
This
crawly translucent feces
  02/01/11
nice
irradiated cocky dilemma french chef
  02/01/11
...
Maroon chad
  02/01/11
"Oh Fish," Natasha said, swooning. "Your eyes...
Impertinent forum
  02/01/11
ty
aromatic pale newt
  02/01/11
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lilac boltzmann double fault
  02/01/11
I feel really guilty for poasting ITT, encouraging you to an...
Supple sanctuary love of her life
  02/01/11
As he and Mandy were unpacking in their new rent-controlled ...
Impertinent forum
  02/01/11
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Maroon chad
  02/01/11
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lilac boltzmann double fault
  02/01/11
omg!
Fishy cuckoldry base
  06/02/11
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crawly translucent feces
  02/01/11
"Ooooh, I'm Fish!", Boris said as he began TMF's w...
Impertinent forum
  02/01/11
ouch (butt fair)
crawly translucent feces
  02/01/11
rofl
Pungent stimulating university
  02/01/11
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Green Very Tactful School
  02/01/11
'strada old boy, think you've really got your groove back wi...
Pungent stimulating university
  02/01/11
ty too bad it will soon disappear into the back pages of ...
Impertinent forum
  02/01/11
that's why god invented bookmarks, FRIEND.
irradiated cocky dilemma french chef
  02/01/11
180 thread
Glassy liquid oxygen rigpig
  02/01/11
no seriously this is good ish guise
Pungent stimulating university
  02/01/11
Fish is becoming the new whokebe; a mythical character with ...
Khaki factory reset button lay
  02/01/11
the unemployment is real
Pungent stimulating university
  02/01/11
And whok really plays basketball. Not to take away from...
Khaki factory reset button lay
  02/01/11
Wrong. Everything written about that Russian faggot is backe...
flatulent indecent mad-dog skullcap jap
  02/01/11
180 thread. unreal.
mauve drunken yarmulke
  02/01/11
Geeky Executive at Tech Company: “Fish, you’re an extremely ...
Impertinent forum
  02/01/11
must be rated
grizzly contagious pocket flask senate
  02/01/11
“Fish, I can’t fit my hands around this orange. Can you come...
Impertinent forum
  02/01/11
ouch
diverse stead quadroon
  02/03/11
To be fair, Outstanding.
Black generalized bond
  02/01/11
As the old steamer Ingria pulled into New York harbor, the s...
Impertinent forum
  02/01/11
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lilac boltzmann double fault
  02/01/11
i dont mind you at all fish and i think most of these are co...
jet dysfunction
  02/01/11
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lilac boltzmann double fault
  02/01/11
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Rusted skinny woman shitlib
  02/01/11
shoot
effete becky gas station
  02/01/11
“Old man, why do you cry?” “I have lost my son. Why do yo...
Impertinent forum
  02/01/11
hehehehe
aromatic pale newt
  02/01/11
...
lilac boltzmann double fault
  02/01/11
...
big preventive strike
  02/01/11
moar!
tan aphrodisiac dopamine mood
  02/01/11
...
aromatic pale newt
  02/01/11
It's great to see a young poster hit peak form.
Brilliant Dragon Main People
  02/01/11
holy shit. best thread of 2011 so far.
bearded talented rehab selfie
  02/01/11
Fish is a friend but this thread is hilarious
bull headed slate black woman location
  02/01/11
Im so relieved that he came into this thread and is blessing...
grizzly contagious pocket flask senate
  02/01/11
this is an amazing thread, estrada. 180.
Trip Magenta Pistol
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Seedy milk temple
  02/01/11
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erotic address reading party
  02/01/11
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Judgmental purple nursing home coldplay fan
  02/01/11
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Sexy Offensive Stain Church
  02/01/11
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Brilliant Dragon Main People
  02/01/11
I think the TMF narrative meme may be approaching a Kurzweil...
mauve drunken yarmulke
  02/01/11
...
Brilliant Dragon Main People
  02/01/11
hit me
fragrant cordovan philosopher-king
  02/01/11
bump
Sexy Offensive Stain Church
  02/02/11
ya'll didn't see this coming even after his askav threads? (...
Pungent stimulating university
  02/02/11
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Sexy Offensive Stain Church
  02/03/11
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Chest-beating mind-boggling crackhouse
  02/03/11
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demanding resort boistinker
  04/08/11
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bearded talented rehab selfie
  06/24/11
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Heady Bat Shit Crazy Mental Disorder Private Investor
  07/05/11
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Floppy faggot firefighter
  07/07/11
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bearded talented rehab selfie
  07/07/11
nice work e
Costumed windowlicker
  09/10/11
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flickering wonderful spot
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flickering wonderful spot
  10/18/11


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Date: January 31st, 2011 11:22 PM
Author: Impertinent forum



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17186319)



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Date: January 31st, 2011 11:22 PM
Author: Seedy milk temple



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17186321)



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Date: January 31st, 2011 11:24 PM
Author: Impertinent forum

As TMF was kicking a can down a Moscow side street, letting off steam about his recent layoff, he ran across a Chihuahua wearing a Gucci collar. The two stared at each other for a few seconds, before the dog scurried into the yard of a nearby mansion.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17186336)



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Date: January 31st, 2011 11:25 PM
Author: Seedy milk temple

ty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17186339)



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Date: January 31st, 2011 11:28 PM
Author: Dashing bespoke son of senegal

lololololol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17186355)



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Date: January 31st, 2011 11:32 PM
Author: big preventive strike



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17186391)



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Date: February 1st, 2011 12:10 AM
Author: Rusted skinny woman shitlib



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17186779)



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Date: January 31st, 2011 11:22 PM
Author: Dashing bespoke son of senegal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17186323)



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Date: January 31st, 2011 11:26 PM
Author: Impertinent forum

As TMF handed her the ring, she noticed that it was lined with half of a torn $50 bill. "You get the other half if you say yes," he said.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17186348)



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Date: January 31st, 2011 11:28 PM
Author: canary mildly autistic hall gunner

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17186357)



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Date: January 31st, 2011 11:28 PM
Author: Bisexual Vigorous Indian Lodge

I lol'd

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17186362)



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Date: January 31st, 2011 11:48 PM
Author: insanely creepy corner roommate

lolol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17186546)



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Date: February 1st, 2011 1:06 AM
Author: Pungent stimulating university

waaay too cute for estrada. i bet he has a gf who's posting for him and just not telling us about it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17187278)



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Date: February 1st, 2011 11:54 AM
Author: flatulent indecent mad-dog skullcap jap

280

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17188877)



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Date: February 1st, 2011 1:41 PM
Author: diverse stead quadroon

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17189545)



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Date: January 31st, 2011 11:24 PM
Author: ruby state alpha



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17186329)



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Date: January 31st, 2011 11:27 PM
Author: Impertinent forum

"Where are you going?", 11 year old TMF said. "I have a plan - we will find the buried Cossack treasure soon!"

Then he noticed that he was the only one left in the clubhouse.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17186353)



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Date: January 31st, 2011 11:24 PM
Author: Poppy parlour



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17186330)



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Date: January 31st, 2011 11:31 PM
Author: Impertinent forum

The laser inched closer and closer to his prisoner's head, just as TMF had programmed it. "And now, Mr. Bond," he said, "you will turn over your networking contacts in the Magic Circle, or die."

Seconds of silence passed, followed by a splat. TMF sighed.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17186382)



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Date: January 31st, 2011 11:33 PM
Author: Poppy parlour

Tyty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17186407)



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Date: February 1st, 2011 6:20 PM
Author: lilac boltzmann double fault



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17191649)



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Date: February 2nd, 2011 3:56 PM
Author: swashbuckling confused kitty dingle berry

180^180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17197910)



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Date: January 31st, 2011 11:24 PM
Author: Comical vengeful station striped hyena

(please let it be something related to his CS education, or lack thereof)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17186331)



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Date: January 31st, 2011 11:32 PM
Author: Impertinent forum

I'll rate you as the time that TMF used bubble sort to find himself a job. The program is still running...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17186396)



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Date: January 31st, 2011 11:33 PM
Author: Comical vengeful station striped hyena

holy shit. 180^180.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17186401)



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Date: January 31st, 2011 11:36 PM
Author: Bisexual Vigorous Indian Lodge

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17186438)



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Date: February 1st, 2011 1:35 PM
Author: Brilliant Dragon Main People

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17189503)



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Date: February 1st, 2011 6:20 PM
Author: lilac boltzmann double fault



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17191652)



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Date: January 31st, 2011 11:25 PM
Author: pink property



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17186340)



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Date: January 31st, 2011 11:35 PM
Author: Impertinent forum

It was 1:03 AM when TMF was summoned into the partner's office. "I wanted to show you something, Fish. See this plaque? It was given to me for fifteen years of good work for our clients. Whenever I want to complain about the long hours I work, I just look at this plaque, and it makes it all worth it."

On the way home, TMF envisioned one day having TWO plaques in his office.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17186427)



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Date: January 31st, 2011 11:38 PM
Author: Pearly community account associate

This was quality.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17186447)



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Date: February 1st, 2011 12:43 AM
Author: crawly translucent feces

I cried

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17187073)



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Date: February 1st, 2011 11:55 AM
Author: flatulent indecent mad-dog skullcap jap

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17188893)



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Date: February 1st, 2011 1:36 PM
Author: Brilliant Dragon Main People

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17189506)



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Date: February 1st, 2011 1:42 PM
Author: diverse stead quadroon

wtf this is hilarious and out of character for Estrada.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17189551)



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Date: February 1st, 2011 6:18 PM
Author: vibrant disgusting candlestick maker center

genius

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17191638)



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Date: January 31st, 2011 11:27 PM
Author: canary mildly autistic hall gunner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17186354)



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Date: January 31st, 2011 11:38 PM
Author: Impertinent forum

At Lenin Elementary School, Miss Chernikov had her first graders draw what they dreamed of the night before. TMF drew three houses.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17186455)



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Date: January 31st, 2011 11:40 PM
Author: canary mildly autistic hall gunner

ty, lenin elementary was a nice touch

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17186479)



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Date: February 1st, 2011 6:21 PM
Author: lilac boltzmann double fault



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17191656)



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Date: February 2nd, 2011 3:57 PM
Author: swashbuckling confused kitty dingle berry

our schools had numbers, not names.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17197919)



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Date: January 31st, 2011 11:34 PM
Author: odious jew



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17186416)



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Date: January 31st, 2011 11:36 PM
Author: Impertinent forum

"Churka, bring me another drink!", Fish yelled at Moscow's hippest club. Turning to Mandy, he put his arm around her and smiled. "We've made it. We've finally made it. Nobody can take this away now!"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17186439)



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Date: January 31st, 2011 11:38 PM
Author: canary mildly autistic hall gunner

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17186453)



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Date: January 31st, 2011 11:38 PM
Author: Pearly community account associate

This one made me sad.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17186454)



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Date: January 31st, 2011 11:39 PM
Author: Dashing bespoke son of senegal

this thread is so wrong but so lulzy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17186476)



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Date: January 31st, 2011 11:40 PM
Author: odious jew

Wow. 180. Brutal thread overall.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17186483)



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Date: January 31st, 2011 11:49 PM
Author: insanely creepy corner roommate

ouch.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17186555)



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Date: February 1st, 2011 12:10 AM
Author: Rusted skinny woman shitlib

oh man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17186784)



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Date: February 1st, 2011 11:56 AM
Author: flatulent indecent mad-dog skullcap jap



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17188899)



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Date: February 1st, 2011 1:24 PM
Author: tan aphrodisiac dopamine mood



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17189432)



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Date: January 31st, 2011 11:34 PM
Author: Pearly community account associate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17186421)



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Date: January 31st, 2011 11:40 PM
Author: Impertinent forum

Interviewer #1: "Even in Silicon Valley, we're not used to getting a JD applicant who is a fluent Russian speaker AND has a CS background. We're really excited about you."

Interviewer #2: "Say, with a name like Fish, are you a big Tim Salmon fan? He used to really rake it in for my Angels."

It was then that TMF got up and left.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17186484)



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Date: January 31st, 2011 11:41 PM
Author: Pearly community account associate

BIG WILLIE STYLE!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17186487)



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Date: January 31st, 2011 11:42 PM
Author: canary mildly autistic hall gunner

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17186501)



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Date: January 31st, 2011 11:38 PM
Author: cracking aqua gaming laptop macaca



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17186452)



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Date: January 31st, 2011 11:43 PM
Author: Impertinent forum

After enduring yet another beating by Boris, the local bully, TMF dusted himself off and looked square at his attacker. "I used to think that when I got rich, I would hire you as a security guard. But now, I think I will hire you only in the mail room."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17186514)



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Date: January 31st, 2011 11:47 PM
Author: canary mildly autistic hall gunner

lulz

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17186542)



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Date: January 31st, 2011 11:50 PM
Author: big preventive strike



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17186569)



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Date: January 31st, 2011 11:52 PM
Author: Impertinent forum

"Gypsy! Do not stand in front of me at the convenience store. I a lawyer and must return to my office soon!"

"For your impatience, may you wait forever to return to your office!", the gypsy said, making a pentagram with her finger.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17186590)



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Date: January 31st, 2011 11:55 PM
Author: big preventive strike

OMG

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17186613)



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Date: January 31st, 2011 11:55 PM
Author: Comical vengeful station striped hyena

lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17186620)



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Date: February 1st, 2011 12:09 AM
Author: Rusted skinny woman shitlib



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17186768)



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Date: February 1st, 2011 1:09 AM
Author: Pungent stimulating university

wow

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17187295)



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Date: February 1st, 2011 12:29 PM
Author: grizzly contagious pocket flask senate

omgomgomg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17189109)



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Date: February 1st, 2011 12:32 PM
Author: boyish theatre degenerate

Flawless victory.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17189123)



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Date: February 1st, 2011 1:15 PM
Author: motley know-it-all doctorate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17189382)



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Date: February 1st, 2011 1:20 PM
Author: aromatic pale newt



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17189404)



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Date: February 1st, 2011 1:23 PM
Author: Disturbing boiling water

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17189425)



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Date: February 1st, 2011 1:37 PM
Author: Brilliant Dragon Main People

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17189515)



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Date: February 1st, 2011 1:45 PM
Author: diverse stead quadroon

pwn pwn pwn

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17189572)



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Date: February 1st, 2011 6:23 PM
Author: lilac boltzmann double fault



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17191670)



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Date: February 1st, 2011 7:05 PM
Author: irradiated cocky dilemma french chef

LOL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17191921)



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Date: February 1st, 2011 8:32 PM
Author: Pearly community account associate

WINNER!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17192699)



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Date: June 1st, 2011 12:14 AM
Author: bearded talented rehab selfie



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#18138061)



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Date: June 1st, 2011 4:37 AM
Author: Brilliant Dragon Main People

this is the top post of 2011.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#18139461)



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Date: June 25th, 2011 7:59 PM
Author: Heady Bat Shit Crazy Mental Disorder Private Investor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#18345702)



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Date: September 10th, 2011 1:51 AM
Author: Adventurous crotch cruise ship

simultaneously hilarious and chilling

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#18942859)



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Date: January 31st, 2011 11:50 PM
Author: underhanded faggotry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17186571)



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Date: January 31st, 2011 11:55 PM
Author: Impertinent forum

"I am going through a rough road right now, so to speak," TMF said.

The salesman smiled. "I have just the car for you, then..."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17186617)



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Date: February 1st, 2011 1:09 AM
Author: Pungent stimulating university

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17187297)



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Date: February 1st, 2011 1:13 AM
Author: Mustard beady-eyed business firm turdskin

rofl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17187324)



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Date: January 31st, 2011 11:54 PM
Author: nudist at-the-ready travel guidebook

Preved

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17186607)



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Date: February 1st, 2011 12:00 AM
Author: Impertinent forum

As Mrs. Kropotkin gave the visiting Americans a tour of the orphanage, she stopped to point out the shortest boy. "This is Fish. He want to move to capitalist world and become millionaire."

"No," said Fish. "Since I won't have kids, I will be BILLIONAIRE."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17186663)



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Date: February 1st, 2011 12:01 AM
Author: Dashing bespoke son of senegal

ok best post in the thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17186668)



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Date: February 1st, 2011 12:12 AM
Author: Spectacular Shaky Pit Keepsake Machete



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17186804)



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Date: February 1st, 2011 12:02 AM
Author: canary mildly autistic hall gunner

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17186684)



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Date: February 1st, 2011 12:02 AM
Author: nudist at-the-ready travel guidebook

But surely in Russia she would be Kropotkina!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17186685)



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Date: February 1st, 2011 12:03 AM
Author: Dashing bespoke son of senegal

i love the names he's giving these people

like the bartender "churka"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17186692)



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Date: February 1st, 2011 12:05 AM
Author: nudist at-the-ready travel guidebook

pretty funny guy, I must admit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17186716)



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Date: February 1st, 2011 12:02 AM
Author: Rusted skinny woman shitlib

nice

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17186680)



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Date: February 1st, 2011 12:12 AM
Author: Impertinent forum

DeXiashao, the star summer associate of the 2045 class, came into Mr. Fish's corner office after another day of striving. He found the senior name partner laying back in his chair, looking up at the skylight, and cursing.

"Mr. Fish, why do you curse? You have built this firm from scratch, completed one of the most epic comebacks in the history of the profession, and now own multiple properties across the world."

"They tease me, boy"

"Who teases you?"

"The stars. What untold luxuries must they hide! Every orb in the sky is another world of cars I will never buy, houses I will never live in, riches I will never have for myself!"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17186808)



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Date: February 1st, 2011 12:14 AM
Author: Rusted skinny woman shitlib

tyty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17186827)



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Date: February 1st, 2011 12:45 AM
Author: crawly translucent feces

This

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17187088)



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Date: February 1st, 2011 7:06 PM
Author: irradiated cocky dilemma french chef

nice

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17191933)



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Date: February 1st, 2011 12:02 AM
Author: Maroon chad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17186681)



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Date: February 1st, 2011 12:17 AM
Author: Impertinent forum

"Oh Fish," Natasha said, swooning. "Your eyes, your brown, beautiful eyes. They have been looking at me all night. Can I have this dance?"

"How much were those earrings?"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17186862)



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Date: February 1st, 2011 1:22 PM
Author: aromatic pale newt

ty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17189414)



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Date: February 1st, 2011 6:25 PM
Author: lilac boltzmann double fault



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17191677)



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Date: February 1st, 2011 12:25 AM
Author: Supple sanctuary love of her life

I feel really guilty for poasting ITT, encouraging you to antagonize my COMRADE

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17186928)



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Date: February 1st, 2011 12:31 AM
Author: Impertinent forum

As he and Mandy were unpacking in their new rent-controlled NYC apartment, Fish took out his gold throw pillow and put it on the floor, in the usual place of honor.

"You really brought that with you?," Mandy asked.

"I told you, the miniature giraffe will lie on it one day. One day."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17186968)



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Date: February 1st, 2011 1:07 AM
Author: Maroon chad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17187281)



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Date: February 1st, 2011 6:30 PM
Author: lilac boltzmann double fault



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17191705)



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Date: June 2nd, 2011 11:13 AM
Author: Fishy cuckoldry base

omg!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#18146502)



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Date: February 1st, 2011 12:42 AM
Author: crawly translucent feces



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17187066)



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Date: February 1st, 2011 12:47 AM
Author: Impertinent forum

"Ooooh, I'm Fish!", Boris said as he began TMF's wedgie. "One day I will be rich and I'll have gay sex with my Armenian butler!"

*struggle to breath* *gasp* "No......u"



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17187111)



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Date: February 1st, 2011 12:48 AM
Author: crawly translucent feces

ouch

(butt fair)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17187123)



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Date: February 1st, 2011 1:10 AM
Author: Pungent stimulating university

rofl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17187298)



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Date: February 1st, 2011 1:01 AM
Author: Green Very Tactful School



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17187234)



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Date: February 1st, 2011 1:09 AM
Author: Pungent stimulating university

'strada old boy, think you've really got your groove back with this one

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17187292)



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Date: February 1st, 2011 1:25 AM
Author: Impertinent forum

ty

too bad it will soon disappear into the back pages of XO, with no search to recover it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17187391)



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Date: February 1st, 2011 7:07 PM
Author: irradiated cocky dilemma french chef

that's why god invented bookmarks, FRIEND.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17191938)



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Date: February 1st, 2011 1:16 AM
Author: Glassy liquid oxygen rigpig

180 thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17187337)



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Date: February 1st, 2011 11:51 AM
Author: Pungent stimulating university

no seriously this is good ish guise

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17188857)



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Date: February 1st, 2011 12:00 PM
Author: Khaki factory reset button lay

Fish is becoming the new whokebe; a mythical character with only the most tenous connection to the poster he was once connected to.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17188934)



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Date: February 1st, 2011 12:01 PM
Author: Pungent stimulating university

the unemployment is real

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17188937)



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Date: February 1st, 2011 12:02 PM
Author: Khaki factory reset button lay

And whok really plays basketball.

Not to take away from what's been done here, this is a 180 thread of course. Estrada kills on these things.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17188945)



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Date: February 1st, 2011 12:03 PM
Author: flatulent indecent mad-dog skullcap jap

Wrong. Everything written about that Russian faggot is backed by the facts of his TTT subhuman existence

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17188953)



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Date: February 1st, 2011 12:03 PM
Author: mauve drunken yarmulke

180 thread. unreal.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17188961)



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Date: February 1st, 2011 6:11 PM
Author: Impertinent forum

Geeky Executive at Tech Company: “Fish, you’re an extremely qualified applicant, but we just don’t have the money right now to hire you. I wish I could go into God Mode and get enough cash to give you a job, but I’ve forgotten the key combination for that.”

TMF: “Tell me more about this God Mode...”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17191601)



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Date: February 1st, 2011 12:28 PM
Author: grizzly contagious pocket flask senate

must be rated

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17189105)



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Date: February 1st, 2011 6:12 PM
Author: Impertinent forum

“Fish, I can’t fit my hands around this orange. Can you come juice it for me?”

“Sigh. Among the old Russian nobility, the man never had to prepare food.”

“If you’re Russian nobility, why can’t we afford an electric juicer?”



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17191603)



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Date: February 3rd, 2011 9:29 PM
Author: diverse stead quadroon

ouch

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17208072)



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Date: February 1st, 2011 12:41 PM
Author: Black generalized bond

To be fair,

Outstanding.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17189162)



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Date: February 1st, 2011 6:12 PM
Author: Impertinent forum

As the old steamer Ingria pulled into New York harbor, the surviving immigrants piled onto the deck to ooh and aww at the Statue of Liberty.

But 12 year old Fish went to the other deck, amazed by the skyscrapers of Manhattan. “Wow,” he told his friend Anatol, “if I could work in one of those, even for just eight months, I would be happy.”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17191611)



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Date: February 1st, 2011 6:28 PM
Author: lilac boltzmann double fault



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17191689)



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Date: February 1st, 2011 6:37 PM
Author: jet dysfunction

i dont mind you at all fish and i think most of these are complete 180s

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17191742)



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Date: February 1st, 2011 7:33 PM
Author: lilac boltzmann double fault



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17192177)



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Date: February 1st, 2011 6:53 PM
Author: Rusted skinny woman shitlib



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17191859)



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Date: February 1st, 2011 1:21 PM
Author: effete becky gas station

shoot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17189410)



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Date: February 1st, 2011 6:12 PM
Author: Impertinent forum

“Old man, why do you cry?”

“I have lost my son. Why do you cry?”

“I have lost my job.”

“My son was your age. He was to inherit my business empire, but cruel fate took him from me.”

(light bulb turns on above TMF’s head)

“Maybe you just found a son, then?”

“Maybe. Tell me, how do you think Uruguay will do in the World Cup?”

“...”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17191607)



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Date: February 1st, 2011 6:16 PM
Author: aromatic pale newt

hehehehe

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17191627)



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Date: February 1st, 2011 7:42 PM
Author: lilac boltzmann double fault



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17192285)



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Date: February 1st, 2011 8:57 PM
Author: big preventive strike



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17192852)



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Date: February 1st, 2011 1:21 PM
Author: tan aphrodisiac dopamine mood

moar!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17189413)



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Date: February 1st, 2011 1:23 PM
Author: aromatic pale newt



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17189423)



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Date: February 1st, 2011 1:42 PM
Author: Brilliant Dragon Main People

It's great to see a young poster hit peak form.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17189548)



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Date: February 1st, 2011 1:45 PM
Author: bearded talented rehab selfie

holy shit. best thread of 2011 so far.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17189566)



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Date: February 1st, 2011 1:49 PM
Author: bull headed slate black woman location

Fish is a friend but this thread is hilarious

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17189600)



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Date: February 1st, 2011 6:28 PM
Author: grizzly contagious pocket flask senate

Im so relieved that he came into this thread and is blessing it with his wonderful sense of humor.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17191693)



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Date: February 1st, 2011 6:33 PM
Author: Trip Magenta Pistol

this is an amazing thread, estrada. 180.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17191714)



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Date: February 1st, 2011 9:11 PM
Author: Seedy milk temple



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17192984)



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Date: February 1st, 2011 6:35 PM
Author: erotic address reading party



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17191730)



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Date: February 1st, 2011 6:46 PM
Author: Judgmental purple nursing home coldplay fan



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17191807)



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Date: February 1st, 2011 7:02 PM
Author: Sexy Offensive Stain Church



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17191902)



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Date: February 1st, 2011 7:19 PM
Author: Brilliant Dragon Main People



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17192042)



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Date: February 1st, 2011 7:27 PM
Author: mauve drunken yarmulke

I think the TMF narrative meme may be approaching a Kurzweilian singularity... Unbelievable work ITT.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17192113)



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Date: February 1st, 2011 8:16 PM
Author: Brilliant Dragon Main People



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17192574)



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Date: February 1st, 2011 9:19 PM
Author: fragrant cordovan philosopher-king

hit me

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17193058)



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Date: February 2nd, 2011 3:44 PM
Author: Sexy Offensive Stain Church

bump

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17197809)



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Date: February 2nd, 2011 3:47 PM
Author: Pungent stimulating university

ya'll didn't see this coming even after his askav threads? (no wonder askav doesn't love me. i must become a better poster for him)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17197827)



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Date: February 3rd, 2011 2:47 AM
Author: Sexy Offensive Stain Church



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17203421)



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Date: February 3rd, 2011 8:42 PM
Author: Chest-beating mind-boggling crackhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17207708)



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Date: April 8th, 2011 10:09 PM
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