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Electric corner
  01/31/11
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Vibrant lodge
  01/31/11
As TMF was kicking a can down a Moscow side street, letting ...
Electric corner
  01/31/11
ty
Vibrant lodge
  01/31/11
lololololol
Trip rebellious bawdyhouse
  01/31/11
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Cracking mentally impaired turdskin space
  01/31/11
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bull headed contagious meetinghouse associate
  02/01/11
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Trip rebellious bawdyhouse
  01/31/11
As TMF handed her the ring, she noticed that it was lined wi...
Electric corner
  01/31/11
lol
brass national cuck
  01/31/11
I lol'd
Fuchsia ladyboy pervert
  01/31/11
lolol
Citrine kitchen
  01/31/11
waaay too cute for estrada. i bet he has a gf who's posting ...
blue friendly grandma
  02/01/11
280
arousing slap-happy theater mexican
  02/01/11
lol
mint heaven mediation
  02/01/11
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stimulating crystalline range
  01/31/11
"Where are you going?", 11 year old TMF said. &quo...
Electric corner
  01/31/11
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spectacular state goal in life
  01/31/11
The laser inched closer and closer to his prisoner's head, j...
Electric corner
  01/31/11
Tyty
spectacular state goal in life
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concupiscible indirect expression indian lodge
  02/01/11
180^180
ultramarine base pozpig
  02/02/11
(please let it be something related to his CS education, or ...
violet aromatic theater stage
  01/31/11
I'll rate you as the time that TMF used bubble sort to find ...
Electric corner
  01/31/11
holy shit. 180^180.
violet aromatic theater stage
  01/31/11
180
Fuchsia ladyboy pervert
  01/31/11
lol
Cyan razzle-dazzle rehab clown
  02/01/11
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concupiscible indirect expression indian lodge
  02/01/11
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Titillating stage roast beef
  01/31/11
It was 1:03 AM when TMF was summoned into the partner's offi...
Electric corner
  01/31/11
This was quality.
Lake resort chad
  01/31/11
I cried
Light supple market jewess
  02/01/11
180
arousing slap-happy theater mexican
  02/01/11
lol
Cyan razzle-dazzle rehab clown
  02/01/11
wtf this is hilarious and out of character for Estrada.
mint heaven mediation
  02/01/11
genius
bat shit crazy outnumbered sanctuary macaca
  02/01/11
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brass national cuck
  01/31/11
At Lenin Elementary School, Miss Chernikov had her first gra...
Electric corner
  01/31/11
ty, lenin elementary was a nice touch
brass national cuck
  01/31/11
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concupiscible indirect expression indian lodge
  02/01/11
our schools had numbers, not names.
ultramarine base pozpig
  02/02/11
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Pale cumskin
  01/31/11
"Churka, bring me another drink!", Fish yelled at ...
Electric corner
  01/31/11
lol
brass national cuck
  01/31/11
This one made me sad.
Lake resort chad
  01/31/11
this thread is so wrong but so lulzy
Trip rebellious bawdyhouse
  01/31/11
Wow. 180. Brutal thread overall.
Pale cumskin
  01/31/11
ouch.
Citrine kitchen
  01/31/11
oh man
bull headed contagious meetinghouse associate
  02/01/11
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arousing slap-happy theater mexican
  02/01/11
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Hideous Site Degenerate
  02/01/11
...
Lake resort chad
  01/31/11
Interviewer #1: "Even in Silicon Valley, we're not used...
Electric corner
  01/31/11
BIG WILLIE STYLE!!!
Lake resort chad
  01/31/11
lol
brass national cuck
  01/31/11
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sexy antidepressant drug alpha
  01/31/11
After enduring yet another beating by Boris, the local bully...
Electric corner
  01/31/11
lulz
brass national cuck
  01/31/11
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Cracking mentally impaired turdskin space
  01/31/11
"Gypsy! Do not stand in front of me at the convenience ...
Electric corner
  01/31/11
OMG
Cracking mentally impaired turdskin space
  01/31/11
lmao
violet aromatic theater stage
  01/31/11
...
bull headed contagious meetinghouse associate
  02/01/11
wow
blue friendly grandma
  02/01/11
omgomgomg
demanding free-loading menage laser beams
  02/01/11
Flawless victory.
passionate cowardly locus filthpig
  02/01/11
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laughsome translucent property dragon
  02/01/11
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Dark razzle mother cruise ship
  02/01/11
180
dull soul-stirring lettuce office
  02/01/11
180
Cyan razzle-dazzle rehab clown
  02/01/11
pwn pwn pwn
mint heaven mediation
  02/01/11
...
concupiscible indirect expression indian lodge
  02/01/11
LOL
unhinged wine stead haunted graveyard
  02/01/11
WINNER!
Lake resort chad
  02/01/11
...
Boyish chrome ticket booth persian
  06/01/11
this is the top post of 2011.
Cyan razzle-dazzle rehab clown
  06/01/11
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Slimy marvelous crackhouse
  06/25/11
simultaneously hilarious and chilling
Vivacious spot
  09/10/11
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motley mauve shrine idiot
  01/31/11
"I am going through a rough road right now, so to speak...
Electric corner
  01/31/11
180
blue friendly grandma
  02/01/11
rofl
Exhilarant black woman partner
  02/01/11
Preved
spruce nibblets
  01/31/11
As Mrs. Kropotkin gave the visiting Americans a tour of the ...
Electric corner
  02/01/11
ok best post in the thread
Trip rebellious bawdyhouse
  02/01/11
...
territorial personal credit line trailer park
  02/01/11
lol
brass national cuck
  02/01/11
But surely in Russia she would be Kropotkina!
spruce nibblets
  02/01/11
i love the names he's giving these people like the barten...
Trip rebellious bawdyhouse
  02/01/11
pretty funny guy, I must admit
spruce nibblets
  02/01/11
nice
bull headed contagious meetinghouse associate
  02/01/11
DeXiashao, the star summer associate of the 2045 class, came...
Electric corner
  02/01/11
tyty
bull headed contagious meetinghouse associate
  02/01/11
This
Light supple market jewess
  02/01/11
nice
unhinged wine stead haunted graveyard
  02/01/11
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Cobalt house preventive strike
  02/01/11
"Oh Fish," Natasha said, swooning. "Your eyes...
Electric corner
  02/01/11
ty
Dark razzle mother cruise ship
  02/01/11
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concupiscible indirect expression indian lodge
  02/01/11
I feel really guilty for poasting ITT, encouraging you to an...
Topaz generalized bond
  02/01/11
As he and Mandy were unpacking in their new rent-controlled ...
Electric corner
  02/01/11
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Cobalt house preventive strike
  02/01/11
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concupiscible indirect expression indian lodge
  02/01/11
omg!
Poppy electric furnace trump supporter
  06/02/11
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Light supple market jewess
  02/01/11
"Ooooh, I'm Fish!", Boris said as he began TMF's w...
Electric corner
  02/01/11
ouch (butt fair)
Light supple market jewess
  02/01/11
rofl
blue friendly grandma
  02/01/11
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heady stag film pistol
  02/01/11
'strada old boy, think you've really got your groove back wi...
blue friendly grandma
  02/01/11
ty too bad it will soon disappear into the back pages of ...
Electric corner
  02/01/11
that's why god invented bookmarks, FRIEND.
unhinged wine stead haunted graveyard
  02/01/11
180 thread
bipolar onyx hunting ground
  02/01/11
no seriously this is good ish guise
blue friendly grandma
  02/01/11
Fish is becoming the new whokebe; a mythical character with ...
violent newt lay
  02/01/11
the unemployment is real
blue friendly grandma
  02/01/11
And whok really plays basketball. Not to take away from...
violent newt lay
  02/01/11
Wrong. Everything written about that Russian faggot is backe...
arousing slap-happy theater mexican
  02/01/11
180 thread. unreal.
Cerebral Trust Fund Library
  02/01/11
Geeky Executive at Tech Company: “Fish, you’re an extremely ...
Electric corner
  02/01/11
must be rated
demanding free-loading menage laser beams
  02/01/11
“Fish, I can’t fit my hands around this orange. Can you come...
Electric corner
  02/01/11
ouch
mint heaven mediation
  02/03/11
To be fair, Outstanding.
idiotic coldplay fan
  02/01/11
As the old steamer Ingria pulled into New York harbor, the s...
Electric corner
  02/01/11
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concupiscible indirect expression indian lodge
  02/01/11
i dont mind you at all fish and i think most of these are co...
Exciting principal's office
  02/01/11
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concupiscible indirect expression indian lodge
  02/01/11
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bull headed contagious meetinghouse associate
  02/01/11
shoot
Drab tantric dilemma brethren
  02/01/11
“Old man, why do you cry?” “I have lost my son. Why do yo...
Electric corner
  02/01/11
hehehehe
Dark razzle mother cruise ship
  02/01/11
...
concupiscible indirect expression indian lodge
  02/01/11
...
Cracking mentally impaired turdskin space
  02/01/11
moar!
Hideous Site Degenerate
  02/01/11
...
Dark razzle mother cruise ship
  02/01/11
It's great to see a young poster hit peak form.
Cyan razzle-dazzle rehab clown
  02/01/11
holy shit. best thread of 2011 so far.
Boyish chrome ticket booth persian
  02/01/11
Fish is a friend but this thread is hilarious
Yapping Charismatic Windowlicker
  02/01/11
Im so relieved that he came into this thread and is blessing...
demanding free-loading menage laser beams
  02/01/11
this is an amazing thread, estrada. 180.
Greedy parlor
  02/01/11
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Vibrant lodge
  02/01/11
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Deranged provocative native sandwich
  02/01/11
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Wonderful university
  02/01/11
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Medicated box office new version
  02/01/11
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Cyan razzle-dazzle rehab clown
  02/01/11
I think the TMF narrative meme may be approaching a Kurzweil...
Cerebral Trust Fund Library
  02/01/11
...
Cyan razzle-dazzle rehab clown
  02/01/11
hit me
Frum step-uncle's house elastic band
  02/01/11
bump
Medicated box office new version
  02/02/11
ya'll didn't see this coming even after his askav threads? (...
blue friendly grandma
  02/02/11
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Medicated box office new version
  02/03/11
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know-it-all turquoise therapy sex offender
  02/03/11
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green offensive keepsake machete
  04/08/11
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Boyish chrome ticket booth persian
  06/24/11
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Slimy marvelous crackhouse
  07/05/11
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Dashing stage
  07/07/11
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Boyish chrome ticket booth persian
  07/07/11
nice work e
embarrassed to the bone chapel roommate
  09/10/11
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Impressive bat-shit-crazy orchestra pit
  09/13/11
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Impressive bat-shit-crazy orchestra pit
  10/18/11


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Date: January 31st, 2011 11:22 PM
Author: Electric corner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17186319)



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Date: January 31st, 2011 11:22 PM
Author: Vibrant lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17186321)



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Date: January 31st, 2011 11:24 PM
Author: Electric corner

As TMF was kicking a can down a Moscow side street, letting off steam about his recent layoff, he ran across a Chihuahua wearing a Gucci collar. The two stared at each other for a few seconds, before the dog scurried into the yard of a nearby mansion.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17186336)



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Date: January 31st, 2011 11:25 PM
Author: Vibrant lodge

ty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17186339)



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Date: January 31st, 2011 11:28 PM
Author: Trip rebellious bawdyhouse

lololololol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17186355)



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Date: January 31st, 2011 11:32 PM
Author: Cracking mentally impaired turdskin space



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17186391)



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Date: February 1st, 2011 12:10 AM
Author: bull headed contagious meetinghouse associate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17186779)



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Date: January 31st, 2011 11:22 PM
Author: Trip rebellious bawdyhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17186323)



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Date: January 31st, 2011 11:26 PM
Author: Electric corner

As TMF handed her the ring, she noticed that it was lined with half of a torn $50 bill. "You get the other half if you say yes," he said.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17186348)



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Date: January 31st, 2011 11:28 PM
Author: brass national cuck

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17186357)



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Date: January 31st, 2011 11:28 PM
Author: Fuchsia ladyboy pervert

I lol'd

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17186362)



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Date: January 31st, 2011 11:48 PM
Author: Citrine kitchen

lolol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17186546)



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Date: February 1st, 2011 1:06 AM
Author: blue friendly grandma

waaay too cute for estrada. i bet he has a gf who's posting for him and just not telling us about it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17187278)



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Date: February 1st, 2011 11:54 AM
Author: arousing slap-happy theater mexican

280

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17188877)



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Date: February 1st, 2011 1:41 PM
Author: mint heaven mediation

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17189545)



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Date: January 31st, 2011 11:24 PM
Author: stimulating crystalline range



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17186329)



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Date: January 31st, 2011 11:27 PM
Author: Electric corner

"Where are you going?", 11 year old TMF said. "I have a plan - we will find the buried Cossack treasure soon!"

Then he noticed that he was the only one left in the clubhouse.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17186353)



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Date: January 31st, 2011 11:24 PM
Author: spectacular state goal in life



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17186330)



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Date: January 31st, 2011 11:31 PM
Author: Electric corner

The laser inched closer and closer to his prisoner's head, just as TMF had programmed it. "And now, Mr. Bond," he said, "you will turn over your networking contacts in the Magic Circle, or die."

Seconds of silence passed, followed by a splat. TMF sighed.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17186382)



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Date: January 31st, 2011 11:33 PM
Author: spectacular state goal in life

Tyty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17186407)



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Date: February 1st, 2011 6:20 PM
Author: concupiscible indirect expression indian lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17191649)



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Date: February 2nd, 2011 3:56 PM
Author: ultramarine base pozpig

180^180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17197910)



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Date: January 31st, 2011 11:24 PM
Author: violet aromatic theater stage

(please let it be something related to his CS education, or lack thereof)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17186331)



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Date: January 31st, 2011 11:32 PM
Author: Electric corner

I'll rate you as the time that TMF used bubble sort to find himself a job. The program is still running...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17186396)



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Date: January 31st, 2011 11:33 PM
Author: violet aromatic theater stage

holy shit. 180^180.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17186401)



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Date: January 31st, 2011 11:36 PM
Author: Fuchsia ladyboy pervert

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17186438)



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Date: February 1st, 2011 1:35 PM
Author: Cyan razzle-dazzle rehab clown

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17189503)



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Date: February 1st, 2011 6:20 PM
Author: concupiscible indirect expression indian lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17191652)



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Date: January 31st, 2011 11:25 PM
Author: Titillating stage roast beef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17186340)



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Date: January 31st, 2011 11:35 PM
Author: Electric corner

It was 1:03 AM when TMF was summoned into the partner's office. "I wanted to show you something, Fish. See this plaque? It was given to me for fifteen years of good work for our clients. Whenever I want to complain about the long hours I work, I just look at this plaque, and it makes it all worth it."

On the way home, TMF envisioned one day having TWO plaques in his office.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17186427)



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Date: January 31st, 2011 11:38 PM
Author: Lake resort chad

This was quality.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17186447)



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Date: February 1st, 2011 12:43 AM
Author: Light supple market jewess

I cried

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17187073)



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Date: February 1st, 2011 11:55 AM
Author: arousing slap-happy theater mexican

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17188893)



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Date: February 1st, 2011 1:36 PM
Author: Cyan razzle-dazzle rehab clown

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17189506)



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Date: February 1st, 2011 1:42 PM
Author: mint heaven mediation

wtf this is hilarious and out of character for Estrada.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17189551)



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Date: February 1st, 2011 6:18 PM
Author: bat shit crazy outnumbered sanctuary macaca

genius

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17191638)



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Date: January 31st, 2011 11:27 PM
Author: brass national cuck



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17186354)



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Date: January 31st, 2011 11:38 PM
Author: Electric corner

At Lenin Elementary School, Miss Chernikov had her first graders draw what they dreamed of the night before. TMF drew three houses.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17186455)



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Date: January 31st, 2011 11:40 PM
Author: brass national cuck

ty, lenin elementary was a nice touch

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17186479)



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Date: February 1st, 2011 6:21 PM
Author: concupiscible indirect expression indian lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17191656)



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Date: February 2nd, 2011 3:57 PM
Author: ultramarine base pozpig

our schools had numbers, not names.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17197919)



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Date: January 31st, 2011 11:34 PM
Author: Pale cumskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17186416)



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Date: January 31st, 2011 11:36 PM
Author: Electric corner

"Churka, bring me another drink!", Fish yelled at Moscow's hippest club. Turning to Mandy, he put his arm around her and smiled. "We've made it. We've finally made it. Nobody can take this away now!"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17186439)



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Date: January 31st, 2011 11:38 PM
Author: brass national cuck

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17186453)



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Date: January 31st, 2011 11:38 PM
Author: Lake resort chad

This one made me sad.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17186454)



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Date: January 31st, 2011 11:39 PM
Author: Trip rebellious bawdyhouse

this thread is so wrong but so lulzy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17186476)



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Date: January 31st, 2011 11:40 PM
Author: Pale cumskin

Wow. 180. Brutal thread overall.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17186483)



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Date: January 31st, 2011 11:49 PM
Author: Citrine kitchen

ouch.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17186555)



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Date: February 1st, 2011 12:10 AM
Author: bull headed contagious meetinghouse associate

oh man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17186784)



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Date: February 1st, 2011 11:56 AM
Author: arousing slap-happy theater mexican



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17188899)



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Date: February 1st, 2011 1:24 PM
Author: Hideous Site Degenerate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17189432)



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Date: January 31st, 2011 11:34 PM
Author: Lake resort chad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17186421)



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Date: January 31st, 2011 11:40 PM
Author: Electric corner

Interviewer #1: "Even in Silicon Valley, we're not used to getting a JD applicant who is a fluent Russian speaker AND has a CS background. We're really excited about you."

Interviewer #2: "Say, with a name like Fish, are you a big Tim Salmon fan? He used to really rake it in for my Angels."

It was then that TMF got up and left.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17186484)



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Date: January 31st, 2011 11:41 PM
Author: Lake resort chad

BIG WILLIE STYLE!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17186487)



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Date: January 31st, 2011 11:42 PM
Author: brass national cuck

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17186501)



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Date: January 31st, 2011 11:38 PM
Author: sexy antidepressant drug alpha



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17186452)



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Date: January 31st, 2011 11:43 PM
Author: Electric corner

After enduring yet another beating by Boris, the local bully, TMF dusted himself off and looked square at his attacker. "I used to think that when I got rich, I would hire you as a security guard. But now, I think I will hire you only in the mail room."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17186514)



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Date: January 31st, 2011 11:47 PM
Author: brass national cuck

lulz

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17186542)



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Date: January 31st, 2011 11:50 PM
Author: Cracking mentally impaired turdskin space



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17186569)



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Date: January 31st, 2011 11:52 PM
Author: Electric corner

"Gypsy! Do not stand in front of me at the convenience store. I a lawyer and must return to my office soon!"

"For your impatience, may you wait forever to return to your office!", the gypsy said, making a pentagram with her finger.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17186590)



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Date: January 31st, 2011 11:55 PM
Author: Cracking mentally impaired turdskin space

OMG

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17186613)



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Date: January 31st, 2011 11:55 PM
Author: violet aromatic theater stage

lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17186620)



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Date: February 1st, 2011 12:09 AM
Author: bull headed contagious meetinghouse associate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17186768)



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Date: February 1st, 2011 1:09 AM
Author: blue friendly grandma

wow

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17187295)



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Date: February 1st, 2011 12:29 PM
Author: demanding free-loading menage laser beams

omgomgomg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17189109)



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Date: February 1st, 2011 12:32 PM
Author: passionate cowardly locus filthpig

Flawless victory.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17189123)



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Date: February 1st, 2011 1:15 PM
Author: laughsome translucent property dragon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17189382)



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Date: February 1st, 2011 1:20 PM
Author: Dark razzle mother cruise ship



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17189404)



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Date: February 1st, 2011 1:23 PM
Author: dull soul-stirring lettuce office

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17189425)



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Date: February 1st, 2011 1:37 PM
Author: Cyan razzle-dazzle rehab clown

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17189515)



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Date: February 1st, 2011 1:45 PM
Author: mint heaven mediation

pwn pwn pwn

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17189572)



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Date: February 1st, 2011 6:23 PM
Author: concupiscible indirect expression indian lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17191670)



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Date: February 1st, 2011 7:05 PM
Author: unhinged wine stead haunted graveyard

LOL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17191921)



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Date: February 1st, 2011 8:32 PM
Author: Lake resort chad

WINNER!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17192699)



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Date: June 1st, 2011 12:14 AM
Author: Boyish chrome ticket booth persian



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#18138061)



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Date: June 1st, 2011 4:37 AM
Author: Cyan razzle-dazzle rehab clown

this is the top post of 2011.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#18139461)



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Date: June 25th, 2011 7:59 PM
Author: Slimy marvelous crackhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#18345702)



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Date: September 10th, 2011 1:51 AM
Author: Vivacious spot

simultaneously hilarious and chilling

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#18942859)



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Date: January 31st, 2011 11:50 PM
Author: motley mauve shrine idiot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17186571)



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Date: January 31st, 2011 11:55 PM
Author: Electric corner

"I am going through a rough road right now, so to speak," TMF said.

The salesman smiled. "I have just the car for you, then..."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17186617)



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Date: February 1st, 2011 1:09 AM
Author: blue friendly grandma

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17187297)



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Date: February 1st, 2011 1:13 AM
Author: Exhilarant black woman partner

rofl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17187324)



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Date: January 31st, 2011 11:54 PM
Author: spruce nibblets

Preved

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17186607)



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Date: February 1st, 2011 12:00 AM
Author: Electric corner

As Mrs. Kropotkin gave the visiting Americans a tour of the orphanage, she stopped to point out the shortest boy. "This is Fish. He want to move to capitalist world and become millionaire."

"No," said Fish. "Since I won't have kids, I will be BILLIONAIRE."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17186663)



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Date: February 1st, 2011 12:01 AM
Author: Trip rebellious bawdyhouse

ok best post in the thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17186668)



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Date: February 1st, 2011 12:12 AM
Author: territorial personal credit line trailer park



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17186804)



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Date: February 1st, 2011 12:02 AM
Author: brass national cuck

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17186684)



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Date: February 1st, 2011 12:02 AM
Author: spruce nibblets

But surely in Russia she would be Kropotkina!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17186685)



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Date: February 1st, 2011 12:03 AM
Author: Trip rebellious bawdyhouse

i love the names he's giving these people

like the bartender "churka"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17186692)



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Date: February 1st, 2011 12:05 AM
Author: spruce nibblets

pretty funny guy, I must admit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17186716)



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Date: February 1st, 2011 12:02 AM
Author: bull headed contagious meetinghouse associate

nice

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17186680)



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Date: February 1st, 2011 12:12 AM
Author: Electric corner

DeXiashao, the star summer associate of the 2045 class, came into Mr. Fish's corner office after another day of striving. He found the senior name partner laying back in his chair, looking up at the skylight, and cursing.

"Mr. Fish, why do you curse? You have built this firm from scratch, completed one of the most epic comebacks in the history of the profession, and now own multiple properties across the world."

"They tease me, boy"

"Who teases you?"

"The stars. What untold luxuries must they hide! Every orb in the sky is another world of cars I will never buy, houses I will never live in, riches I will never have for myself!"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17186808)



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Date: February 1st, 2011 12:14 AM
Author: bull headed contagious meetinghouse associate

tyty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17186827)



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Date: February 1st, 2011 12:45 AM
Author: Light supple market jewess

This

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17187088)



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Date: February 1st, 2011 7:06 PM
Author: unhinged wine stead haunted graveyard

nice

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17191933)



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Date: February 1st, 2011 12:02 AM
Author: Cobalt house preventive strike



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17186681)



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Date: February 1st, 2011 12:17 AM
Author: Electric corner

"Oh Fish," Natasha said, swooning. "Your eyes, your brown, beautiful eyes. They have been looking at me all night. Can I have this dance?"

"How much were those earrings?"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17186862)



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Date: February 1st, 2011 1:22 PM
Author: Dark razzle mother cruise ship

ty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17189414)



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Date: February 1st, 2011 6:25 PM
Author: concupiscible indirect expression indian lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17191677)



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Date: February 1st, 2011 12:25 AM
Author: Topaz generalized bond

I feel really guilty for poasting ITT, encouraging you to antagonize my COMRADE

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17186928)



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Date: February 1st, 2011 12:31 AM
Author: Electric corner

As he and Mandy were unpacking in their new rent-controlled NYC apartment, Fish took out his gold throw pillow and put it on the floor, in the usual place of honor.

"You really brought that with you?," Mandy asked.

"I told you, the miniature giraffe will lie on it one day. One day."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17186968)



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Date: February 1st, 2011 1:07 AM
Author: Cobalt house preventive strike



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17187281)



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Date: February 1st, 2011 6:30 PM
Author: concupiscible indirect expression indian lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17191705)



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Date: June 2nd, 2011 11:13 AM
Author: Poppy electric furnace trump supporter

omg!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#18146502)



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Date: February 1st, 2011 12:42 AM
Author: Light supple market jewess



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17187066)



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Date: February 1st, 2011 12:47 AM
Author: Electric corner

"Ooooh, I'm Fish!", Boris said as he began TMF's wedgie. "One day I will be rich and I'll have gay sex with my Armenian butler!"

*struggle to breath* *gasp* "No......u"



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17187111)



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Date: February 1st, 2011 12:48 AM
Author: Light supple market jewess

ouch

(butt fair)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17187123)



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Date: February 1st, 2011 1:10 AM
Author: blue friendly grandma

rofl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17187298)



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Date: February 1st, 2011 1:01 AM
Author: heady stag film pistol



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17187234)



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Date: February 1st, 2011 1:09 AM
Author: blue friendly grandma

'strada old boy, think you've really got your groove back with this one

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17187292)



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Date: February 1st, 2011 1:25 AM
Author: Electric corner

ty

too bad it will soon disappear into the back pages of XO, with no search to recover it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17187391)



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Date: February 1st, 2011 7:07 PM
Author: unhinged wine stead haunted graveyard

that's why god invented bookmarks, FRIEND.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17191938)



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Date: February 1st, 2011 1:16 AM
Author: bipolar onyx hunting ground

180 thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17187337)



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Date: February 1st, 2011 11:51 AM
Author: blue friendly grandma

no seriously this is good ish guise

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17188857)



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Date: February 1st, 2011 12:00 PM
Author: violent newt lay

Fish is becoming the new whokebe; a mythical character with only the most tenous connection to the poster he was once connected to.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17188934)



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Date: February 1st, 2011 12:01 PM
Author: blue friendly grandma

the unemployment is real

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17188937)



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Date: February 1st, 2011 12:02 PM
Author: violent newt lay

And whok really plays basketball.

Not to take away from what's been done here, this is a 180 thread of course. Estrada kills on these things.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17188945)



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Date: February 1st, 2011 12:03 PM
Author: arousing slap-happy theater mexican

Wrong. Everything written about that Russian faggot is backed by the facts of his TTT subhuman existence

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17188953)



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Date: February 1st, 2011 12:03 PM
Author: Cerebral Trust Fund Library

180 thread. unreal.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17188961)



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Date: February 1st, 2011 6:11 PM
Author: Electric corner

Geeky Executive at Tech Company: “Fish, you’re an extremely qualified applicant, but we just don’t have the money right now to hire you. I wish I could go into God Mode and get enough cash to give you a job, but I’ve forgotten the key combination for that.”

TMF: “Tell me more about this God Mode...”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17191601)



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Date: February 1st, 2011 12:28 PM
Author: demanding free-loading menage laser beams

must be rated

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17189105)



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Date: February 1st, 2011 6:12 PM
Author: Electric corner

“Fish, I can’t fit my hands around this orange. Can you come juice it for me?”

“Sigh. Among the old Russian nobility, the man never had to prepare food.”

“If you’re Russian nobility, why can’t we afford an electric juicer?”



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17191603)



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Date: February 3rd, 2011 9:29 PM
Author: mint heaven mediation

ouch

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17208072)



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Date: February 1st, 2011 12:41 PM
Author: idiotic coldplay fan

To be fair,

Outstanding.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17189162)



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Date: February 1st, 2011 6:12 PM
Author: Electric corner

As the old steamer Ingria pulled into New York harbor, the surviving immigrants piled onto the deck to ooh and aww at the Statue of Liberty.

But 12 year old Fish went to the other deck, amazed by the skyscrapers of Manhattan. “Wow,” he told his friend Anatol, “if I could work in one of those, even for just eight months, I would be happy.”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17191611)



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Date: February 1st, 2011 6:28 PM
Author: concupiscible indirect expression indian lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17191689)



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Date: February 1st, 2011 6:37 PM
Author: Exciting principal's office

i dont mind you at all fish and i think most of these are complete 180s

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17191742)



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Date: February 1st, 2011 7:33 PM
Author: concupiscible indirect expression indian lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17192177)



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Date: February 1st, 2011 6:53 PM
Author: bull headed contagious meetinghouse associate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17191859)



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Date: February 1st, 2011 1:21 PM
Author: Drab tantric dilemma brethren

shoot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17189410)



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Date: February 1st, 2011 6:12 PM
Author: Electric corner

“Old man, why do you cry?”

“I have lost my son. Why do you cry?”

“I have lost my job.”

“My son was your age. He was to inherit my business empire, but cruel fate took him from me.”

(light bulb turns on above TMF’s head)

“Maybe you just found a son, then?”

“Maybe. Tell me, how do you think Uruguay will do in the World Cup?”

“...”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17191607)



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Date: February 1st, 2011 6:16 PM
Author: Dark razzle mother cruise ship

hehehehe

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17191627)



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Date: February 1st, 2011 7:42 PM
Author: concupiscible indirect expression indian lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17192285)



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Date: February 1st, 2011 8:57 PM
Author: Cracking mentally impaired turdskin space



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17192852)



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Date: February 1st, 2011 1:21 PM
Author: Hideous Site Degenerate

moar!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17189413)



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Date: February 1st, 2011 1:23 PM
Author: Dark razzle mother cruise ship



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17189423)



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Date: February 1st, 2011 1:42 PM
Author: Cyan razzle-dazzle rehab clown

It's great to see a young poster hit peak form.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17189548)



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Date: February 1st, 2011 1:45 PM
Author: Boyish chrome ticket booth persian

holy shit. best thread of 2011 so far.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17189566)



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Date: February 1st, 2011 1:49 PM
Author: Yapping Charismatic Windowlicker

Fish is a friend but this thread is hilarious

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17189600)



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Date: February 1st, 2011 6:28 PM
Author: demanding free-loading menage laser beams

Im so relieved that he came into this thread and is blessing it with his wonderful sense of humor.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17191693)



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Date: February 1st, 2011 6:33 PM
Author: Greedy parlor

this is an amazing thread, estrada. 180.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17191714)



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Date: February 1st, 2011 9:11 PM
Author: Vibrant lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17192984)



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Date: February 1st, 2011 6:35 PM
Author: Deranged provocative native sandwich



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17191730)



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Date: February 1st, 2011 6:46 PM
Author: Wonderful university



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17191807)



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Date: February 1st, 2011 7:02 PM
Author: Medicated box office new version



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17191902)



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Date: February 1st, 2011 7:19 PM
Author: Cyan razzle-dazzle rehab clown



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17192042)



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Date: February 1st, 2011 7:27 PM
Author: Cerebral Trust Fund Library

I think the TMF narrative meme may be approaching a Kurzweilian singularity... Unbelievable work ITT.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17192113)



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Date: February 1st, 2011 8:16 PM
Author: Cyan razzle-dazzle rehab clown



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17192574)



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Date: February 1st, 2011 9:19 PM
Author: Frum step-uncle's house elastic band

hit me

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17193058)



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Date: February 2nd, 2011 3:44 PM
Author: Medicated box office new version

bump

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17197809)



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Date: February 2nd, 2011 3:47 PM
Author: blue friendly grandma

ya'll didn't see this coming even after his askav threads? (no wonder askav doesn't love me. i must become a better poster for him)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17197827)



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Date: February 3rd, 2011 2:47 AM
Author: Medicated box office new version



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17203421)



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Date: February 3rd, 2011 8:42 PM
Author: know-it-all turquoise therapy sex offender



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17207708)



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Date: April 8th, 2011 10:09 PM
Author: green offensive keepsake machete



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17720298)



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Date: June 24th, 2011 9:01 PM
Author: Boyish chrome ticket booth persian



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#18337254)



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Date: July 5th, 2011 10:48 PM
Author: Slimy marvelous crackhouse



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