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Date: January 28th, 2013 7:59 PM Author: hot spot (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2170257&forum_id=2#22522233) |
Date: January 28th, 2013 8:00 PM Author: lake new version what's the lawyer equivalent of showing up to a bar in bloody scrubs? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2170257&forum_id=2#22522235) |
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Date: January 28th, 2013 8:07 PM Author: Godawful Poppy Cuck Church Building walking around with a redweld full of four-pages per sheet, double-sided deposition transcripts you have to summarize. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2170257&forum_id=2#22522272) |
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Date: January 28th, 2013 8:31 PM Author: coral office Checking both your blackberry and your regular phone. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2170257&forum_id=2#22522429) |
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Date: January 28th, 2013 8:38 PM Author: Sticky trump supporter Nice (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2170257&forum_id=2#22522479) |
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Date: January 29th, 2013 2:10 PM Author: mentally impaired halford people who are hurt 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2170257&forum_id=2#22526881) |
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Date: January 28th, 2013 8:07 PM Author: trip partner impossible. if you ever mention you're a lawyer a group of 6'3 HBS alphas well start laughing about how you're like their secretaries but less useful (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2170257&forum_id=2#22522273) |
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Date: January 29th, 2013 12:36 AM Author: Medicated address nowag (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2170257&forum_id=2#22524432) |
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Date: June 18th, 2013 8:37 AM Author: mahogany becky :( (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2170257&forum_id=2#23421182) |
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Date: June 18th, 2013 8:49 AM Author: smoky exhilarant toilet seat (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2170257&forum_id=2#23421220) |
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Date: January 28th, 2013 8:09 PM Author: racy stead go for a teacher or writer or some other highly-educated but low paying professional. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2170257&forum_id=2#22522281) |
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Date: January 28th, 2013 8:10 PM Author: Bespoke Hunting Ground this is more credited than most of XO is willing to admit (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2170257&forum_id=2#22522286) |
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Date: January 28th, 2013 8:30 PM Author: racy stead totally. low wage shrew strivers and high wage aspie strivers are a match made in heaven. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2170257&forum_id=2#22522422) |
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Date: January 29th, 2013 3:10 PM Author: Hairraiser garnet idea he suggested (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2170257&forum_id=2#22527239) |
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Date: January 28th, 2013 8:17 PM Author: Godawful Poppy Cuck Church Building you mean dumb golddigging japs. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2170257&forum_id=2#22522330) |
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Date: January 28th, 2013 8:22 PM Author: ruddy preventive strike kitchen for a jew, you sure do hate jews (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2170257&forum_id=2#22522371) |
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Date: January 28th, 2013 8:26 PM Author: Godawful Poppy Cuck Church Building i hate selfhating kikes (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2170257&forum_id=2#22522403) |
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Date: January 28th, 2013 8:30 PM Author: ruddy preventive strike kitchen self-loathing is part of american jewish identity brother
why do you want to claim jew superiority or this belief that there is a 'proper' jew?
we're already marginalized enough
can't we be friends |
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Date: January 28th, 2013 8:31 PM Author: Godawful Poppy Cuck Church Building we're destroying ourselves from the inside by intermarriage and assimilation. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2170257&forum_id=2#22522430) |
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Date: January 28th, 2013 8:40 PM Author: ruddy preventive strike kitchen You sound like a black separatist, goy. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2170257&forum_id=2#22522492) |
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Date: January 29th, 2013 12:36 AM Author: bateful free-loading sneaky criminal u frum? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2170257&forum_id=2#22524430) |
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Date: January 29th, 2013 11:06 AM Author: Confused school cafeteria not at all. the tribal formula keeps everything binary and crystal clear. a clearly defined yet huge mafia of people who were never asked but only defined (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2170257&forum_id=2#22525755) |
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Date: January 28th, 2013 8:57 PM Author: stirring stock car marginalized, really? You are massively, insanely, over-represented in everything good except professional sports. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2170257&forum_id=2#22522593) |
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Date: January 28th, 2013 9:00 PM Author: Godawful Poppy Cuck Church Building jews excel at sports (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2170257&forum_id=2#22522612) |
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Date: January 28th, 2013 9:00 PM Author: ruddy preventive strike kitchen we used to have baseball :( (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2170257&forum_id=2#22522613) |
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Date: January 28th, 2013 9:06 PM Author: Godawful Poppy Cuck Church Building a jew won the NL mvp in '11 and would have won it in '12 but for antisemitism. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2170257&forum_id=2#22522658) |
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Date: February 12th, 2013 1:17 PM Author: thriller headpube sorry about roids (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2170257&forum_id=2#22622794) |
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Date: January 29th, 2013 3:09 PM Author: Hairraiser garnet idea he suggested (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2170257&forum_id=2#22527237) |
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Date: January 28th, 2013 8:15 PM Author: Painfully honest national security agency lie and say you're with the FDNY (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2170257&forum_id=2#22522310) |
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Date: January 28th, 2013 8:19 PM Author: Wonderful saffron knife locus the problem is that this really only works well if you aren't in MFH (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2170257&forum_id=2#22522351) |
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Date: January 28th, 2013 8:43 PM Author: hot spot (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2170257&forum_id=2#22522514) |
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Date: January 28th, 2013 8:44 PM Author: ruddy preventive strike kitchen Lawyers are everywhere in MFH and due to loans and cost, don't make as much as their salary indicates though people who flame about being poor are flame. They also contend with a whole shitload of other people that make much, much more money and live much, much more glamorously.
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Date: January 28th, 2013 8:49 PM Author: hot spot (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2170257&forum_id=2#22522546) |
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Date: January 28th, 2013 8:50 PM Author: racy stead lol stfu. you have no idea. the vast majority of girls in nyc are toiling away in career obscurity with a sub 50k salary. there aren't enough finance ballers to get them all. biglaw does carry some "status" in nyc, especially if you went to a top ls and are polished, stylish, etc. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2170257&forum_id=2#22522553) |
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Date: January 28th, 2013 8:52 PM Author: Mind-boggling Roommate Casino (MFH lawyer mad about being styled on by finance ballers) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2170257&forum_id=2#22522559) |
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Date: January 28th, 2013 8:53 PM Author: hot spot (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2170257&forum_id=2#22522569) |
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Date: January 28th, 2013 9:00 PM Author: racy stead i'm not in biglaw. biglaw itself is meaningless b/c no one knows what biglaw is unless they're a lawyer or in a related industry. that won't work b/c only other highly paid people know about biglaw.
BUT, just being a polished lawyer with some money to throw around works, particularly with low-wage but highly educated shrews. |
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Date: January 28th, 2013 9:03 PM Author: hot spot (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2170257&forum_id=2#22522632) |
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Date: January 28th, 2013 9:08 PM Author: racy stead be subtle about it man. one, look like you have class and money but not in a crass and off-putting way. two, don't brag about your salary or job or school or whatever but answer directly as if it's no big deal if asked (not about salary of course). girls will ask what you do and where you went to school within the first hour ime. three, *maybe* describe the work you do in a way that's very flattering to yourself....under the right circumstances. emphasize the "complexity" of the work and seem like you enjoy it. the girl will think you are intelligent and passionate about what you do, which is gold.
the default is to downplay your job, salary, school, etc so as not to come off as douchey and insecure.
EDIT: one thing that works is if you moved to a city to attend LS or join a firm. girls will ask you where you're from, which gives you an opportunity to describe why you're in the city. You can then drop the lawyer info without seeming douchey. |
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Date: January 28th, 2013 9:21 PM Author: hot spot (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2170257&forum_id=2#22522766) |
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Date: January 28th, 2013 9:23 PM Author: racy stead give me a scenario (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2170257&forum_id=2#22522780) |
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Date: January 28th, 2013 9:25 PM Author: hot spot (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2170257&forum_id=2#22522790) |
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Date: January 28th, 2013 9:28 PM Author: racy stead biglaw won't matter here. your charisma and looks will determine what happens. biglaw may be help slightly if the girls are the type that happen to care about status. they almost always won't.
the situation in which it helps is, for example, your bro's gf/wife/fiancee has a bunch of single girlfriends that are looking to meet a guy. you meet these girls at a party or some shite and get a good introduction from your bro or your bro's girl. these girls are going to respect your biglaw status. |
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Date: January 28th, 2013 9:33 PM Author: hot spot (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2170257&forum_id=2#22522853) |
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Date: January 28th, 2013 9:35 PM Author: racy stead bro, you don't seem to have a grasp of the psychology of american culture. it's usually in your interest to downplay prestigious aspects of your life. you want to seem successful but humble, almost embarrassed about it but not to the point that it looks like a disingenuous reverse psychology act. i dunno what more to say. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2170257&forum_id=2#22522871) |
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Date: January 28th, 2013 9:39 PM Author: hot spot (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2170257&forum_id=2#22522901) |
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Date: January 28th, 2013 9:42 PM Author: racy stead cr way to slip it in: she asks you what you do.
cr way to respond to your bro hyping you up: be self-deprecating or brag so hard that it seems facetious and comical. |
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Date: January 29th, 2013 11:11 AM Author: hot spot (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2170257&forum_id=2#22525779) |
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Date: January 28th, 2013 9:00 PM Author: ruddy preventive strike kitchen implying anyone who posts here is polished, stylish, or of good breeding (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2170257&forum_id=2#22522611) |
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Date: January 29th, 2013 8:20 AM Author: Comical Corner lolwtf.
So they live in the outer boroughs and work mindless 9-5s in MFH. Reminds me of my parents *tear |
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Date: January 28th, 2013 8:31 PM Author: bossy antidepressant drug sweet tailpipe i say "best be" in my contracts
edit: meant for the shall vs. will thread |
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Date: January 28th, 2013 8:49 PM Author: hot spot (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2170257&forum_id=2#22522550) |
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Date: January 28th, 2013 9:03 PM Author: hot spot (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2170257&forum_id=2#22522639) |
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Date: January 28th, 2013 9:07 PM Author: ruddy preventive strike kitchen "V8? Nah nigga, V5" *whips out water bottle coozy with firm name emblazoned on it* (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2170257&forum_id=2#22522670) |
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Date: February 12th, 2013 1:15 PM Author: naked coiffed death wish (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2170257&forum_id=2#22622782) |
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Date: January 28th, 2013 9:03 PM Author: Sticky trump supporter Prole ish girls who don't know the law banking hierarchy and want a bf (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2170257&forum_id=2#22522636) |
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Date: January 28th, 2013 9:22 PM Author: hot spot (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2170257&forum_id=2#22522776) |
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Date: January 28th, 2013 9:29 PM Author: histrionic native lol at thinking you'll get wlrk
lol even harder at thinking that you will have time to do anything but bill if you get wlrk |
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Date: January 28th, 2013 9:33 PM Author: hot spot (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2170257&forum_id=2#22522855) |
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Date: January 28th, 2013 9:40 PM Author: histrionic native If you have to ask this question, you are hopeless (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2170257&forum_id=2#22522908) |
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Date: January 29th, 2013 10:59 AM Author: Laughsome property half-breed So what do you do?
I'm a lawyer.
Oh, that's fun. Like criminal stuff?
No, I edit paperwork for companies who want to borrow money from banks.
*girl leaves with a dozen firefighters* |
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Date: January 29th, 2013 2:14 PM Author: mentally impaired halford people who are hurt What's with the firefighter flame? I know two dudes who are firefighters. Both are with women who have kids from a previous relationship. Is it some type of savior complex they have?
I've never seen firefighters crush the social scene. |
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Date: February 12th, 2013 9:02 AM Author: Autistic point Gotta lie about what lawyers actually do.. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2170257&forum_id=2#22621406) |
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Date: February 12th, 2013 1:00 PM Author: Cerebral Zombie-like Area Dopamine It's all about showing high status, so pick the most obtainable client you can plausibly represent and say you represent a lot of companies like ... Microsoft...
I'm a bigfed and I can get girls because I just manufacture my involvement with high profile shitq |
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Date: February 29th, 2016 3:43 PM Author: Elite violet doctorate box office Gotta watch out for reporters tho. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2170257&forum_id=2#29945624) |
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Date: February 12th, 2013 1:19 PM Author: Jet apoplectic sanctuary if you are bad in social situations and/or unattractive, then it will be hard to do this IRL. However, im sure you could use dating sites and indicate your job title and income. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2170257&forum_id=2#22622813) |
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Date: June 18th, 2013 8:48 AM Author: cyan depressive AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
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Date: October 19th, 2017 5:12 PM Author: Floppy Giraffe State Being a big lawyer, if you play it up correctly, will 100% make girls panties wet (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2170257&forum_id=2#34481515) |