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2032: US Navy lays keel of the first Donald J. Trump class aircraft carrier

Powered by 4 fusion reactors and carrying a compliment of up...
aggressive adventurous den pozpig
  12/07/15
Except, as the United States Galactic Forces are want to rem...
tantric excitant market
  12/07/15
180
lascivious slate nursing home
  12/07/15
Holy shit
aggressive adventurous den pozpig
  12/07/15
That's what I said when I thought about what day it will be ...
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severely underrated 1800000000000000000000
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bat-shit-crazy stag film affirmative action
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Can I advance purchase on Amazon?
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tantric excitant market
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Spectacular theater stage
  06/18/18
Its just as good the fourth time
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xoxo gold 180
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pungent sex offender
  12/07/15
flame we wont be building any aircraft carriers then
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  12/07/15
What else will we be doing with our new oil revenue streams?...
aggressive adventurous den pozpig
  12/07/15
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tantric excitant market
  12/07/15
you mean 2017
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tantric excitant market
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tantric excitant market
  12/07/15
It promptly sinks.
olive soul-stirring location
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massive glittery hospital
  12/08/15
(future shitlib media)
Exciting Irate Stage Chad
  12/08/15
(lib 5th column sapper)
tantric excitant market
  12/08/15
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vigorous silver gas station mad cow disease
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Fucking Chinese made steel....
contagious walnut multi-billionaire
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massive glittery hospital
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massive glittery hospital
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tantric excitant market
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aggressive adventurous den pozpig
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tantric excitant market
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tantric excitant market
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tantric excitant market
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Iridescent sweet tailpipe
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twist: the whole thing is built in china with prompt technol...
razzmatazz house brethren
  02/09/16
this
contagious walnut multi-billionaire
  01/24/18
Nailed it
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titillating hunting ground
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tantric excitant market
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tantric excitant market
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tantric excitant market
  11/11/16
delivered on time and under budget
Violent Property
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Metal pit
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86 year-old former President Trump smiling and clapping as t...
Painfully honest exhilarant school cafeteria
  12/08/17
smiling and clapping from his prison cell*
massive glittery hospital
  08/10/18
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talented henna new version office
  12/08/17
A Nixon class vessel.
Blathering plaza
  12/08/17
180
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tantric excitant market
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Marvelous preventive strike
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tantric excitant market
  04/30/18
Built in China for his creditors
contagious walnut multi-billionaire
  06/18/18
twist: the contract declares for bankruptcy as it builds the...
Avocado Space Regret
  06/18/18
Thailand still has a newer, more modern fleet than Russia
massive glittery hospital
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contagious walnut multi-billionaire
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tantric excitant market
  08/10/18
Thought this would be another bumped snailmo thread
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Carnelian step-uncle's house cuck
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tantric excitant market
  01/20/25
This thread started as a joke nine years ago, but now it wil...
Painfully honest exhilarant school cafeteria
  01/20/25
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Exciting Irate Stage Chad
  01/20/25
there's an element of truth in every joke
Thriller laser beams
  01/20/25
Lmao
Refunkulus
  01/27/26
except it will be a new type of battleship
FUCK LIBS
  01/27/26
Those Greenland bases are for the 6 ice breakers Jews got us...
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  01/27/26


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Date: December 7th, 2015 6:25 PM
Author: aggressive adventurous den pozpig

Powered by 4 fusion reactors and carrying a compliment of up to 100 9th generation VOTL fighter aircraft, the only adjective that properly describes it is YOOOOJ

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3064474&forum_id=2#29329610)



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Date: December 7th, 2015 6:47 PM
Author: tantric excitant market

Except, as the United States Galactic Forces are want to remind the media, quotation marks are to be liberally applied as in this case "aircraft" is a misnomer due to the total lack of air in the vacuum of space.

In addition to a cohort of newly built Lockheed Fusion Reactors, one of the fighter bays of the SS Donald Washington has been modified to house a experimental Declaration Class sub-warp drive. In order to accommodate sub-warp speed and potential reality distortion phenomena caused by various space time paradox effects and minute though real probabalistic outcomes, the millions of tons of a specialty machined Tungsten Carbide alloy of the ship that make the keel of the SS Donald Washington have to be specially treated with a new superpolymer Yttrium Dioxide Gel (YOOG).

The fighter bays, keel and hull segments of the ship will be sent into space via the "Spirit of the Second" Near Earth Orbital Rail Gun, located in the salt flats of Utah.

Recently completed with funding from President Trump's New Order Strategic Homeland Investment for Infrastructure and Transportation Lending Institution Bonds (NO SHIIT LIBS) program, credited for creating somewhere between three and five million new middle class jobs, the railgun is one of three that will be coming online in the next several years as the United States begins to more thoroughly exploit it's recent discoveries of Tritium and Rare minerals as they push past Mars.

After cooldown has been achieved, the Spirit of the Second will be resupplying the Smithsonian's archaeological mission on Mars's Olympus Mons, as mankind begins to probe the secrets of the extinct civilization that was recently discovered. The prototype for the Spirit of the Second has been in use on a relatively constant basis, as it has been engaged in resupplying the Daniel Dooberstien Home for Insane Liberals, Criminals and Radicals located on the moon.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3064474&forum_id=2#29329757)



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Date: December 7th, 2015 6:58 PM
Author: lascivious slate nursing home

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3064474&forum_id=2#29329834)



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Date: December 7th, 2015 6:59 PM
Author: aggressive adventurous den pozpig

Holy shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3064474&forum_id=2#29329843)



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Date: December 7th, 2015 7:34 PM
Author: tantric excitant market

That's what I said when I thought about what day it will be tomorrow brother - the 10th Anniversary of the end of Cartel Violence, "La Dia De Ocho," that largely shadowed Mexico's history until 2022.

A year earlier, President Trump had forged a tough but fair deal with congress to force the deportation of all 15 Million illegal residents of the United States with the proviso of allowing early repatriation of all deportees who followed legal methods, including expidited citizenship to all STEM graduates and other skilled labor which allowed approximately 1 million highly skilled individuals to return for permanent residency and full citizenship.

The remaining deportees helped to ignite a new wave of prosperity and internal growth in Mexico, as they benefited both from an increase purchasing power and helped to ignite a middle-class revolution as Mexico experienced significant development, growth and opportunity after this influx of people.

"It took a few years, but things kept getting better. There were more opportunities for honest work, a lot of [Cartel Members] left, and so did potential new recruits" said Juan Gonzalo Esteves, who is finishing his medical residency at La Foundacion y Universidad De Presidente Donaldo Trump, one of the global research universities founded by the United States after the nationalization of all Universities after the Student Loan Crisis of 2017 and subsequent re-purposing of fraudulently acquired funds from banks and individuals involved with the Education industry.

"My standard of living is almost equal to my cousin, who is a doctor in Chicago" says Esteves, "except for it being much warmer and much less dangerous here."



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3064474&forum_id=2#29330113)



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Date: January 24th, 2018 11:19 AM
Author: bat-shit-crazy stag film affirmative action



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3064474&forum_id=2#35225698)



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Date: February 9th, 2016 8:38 PM
Author: Painfully honest exhilarant school cafeteria



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3064474&forum_id=2#29791490)



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Date: February 9th, 2016 8:39 PM
Author: arousing startled station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3064474&forum_id=2#29791494)



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Date: December 8th, 2017 10:04 PM
Author: Multi-colored chartreuse ticket booth roommate

severely underrated

1800000000000000000000

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3064474&forum_id=2#34872435)



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Date: January 24th, 2018 11:18 AM
Author: bat-shit-crazy stag film affirmative action



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3064474&forum_id=2#35225689)



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Date: January 24th, 2018 11:18 AM
Author: bat-shit-crazy stag film affirmative action

Can I advance purchase on Amazon?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3064474&forum_id=2#35225687)



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Date: June 18th, 2018 1:24 PM
Author: tantric excitant market



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3064474&forum_id=2#36265842)



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Date: June 18th, 2018 2:56 PM
Author: Spectacular theater stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3064474&forum_id=2#36266512)



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Date: August 10th, 2018 2:38 PM
Author: bat-shit-crazy stag film affirmative action

Its just as good the fourth time

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3064474&forum_id=2#36593229)



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Date: August 10th, 2018 2:39 PM
Author: contagious walnut multi-billionaire

xoxo gold 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3064474&forum_id=2#36593232)



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Date: April 18th, 2020 1:01 AM
Author: smoky bearded depressive



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3064474&forum_id=2#40039142)



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Date: November 6th, 2024 3:22 AM
Author: Carnelian step-uncle's house cuck



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3064474&forum_id=2#48296671)



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Date: November 6th, 2024 7:31 AM
Author: Maniacal sneaky criminal church



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3064474&forum_id=2#48297411)



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Date: December 7th, 2015 6:25 PM
Author: pungent sex offender



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3064474&forum_id=2#29329612)



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Date: December 7th, 2015 6:33 PM
Author: Electric coldplay fan macaca

flame we wont be building any aircraft carriers then

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3064474&forum_id=2#29329658)



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Date: December 7th, 2015 6:43 PM
Author: aggressive adventurous den pozpig

What else will we be doing with our new oil revenue streams? After annexing the Arabian peninsula in 2019, the US is currently the #1 GDP worldwide by nearly double our closest competitor (Germany)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3064474&forum_id=2#29329724)



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Date: December 7th, 2015 7:56 PM
Author: tantric excitant market



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3064474&forum_id=2#29330332)



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Date: December 7th, 2015 7:57 PM
Author: Mauve bisexual temple

you mean 2017

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3064474&forum_id=2#29330341)



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Date: December 7th, 2015 8:16 PM
Author: tantric excitant market



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3064474&forum_id=2#29330556)



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Date: December 7th, 2015 9:03 PM
Author: tantric excitant market



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3064474&forum_id=2#29331040)



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Date: December 7th, 2015 9:04 PM
Author: olive soul-stirring location

It promptly sinks.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3064474&forum_id=2#29331050)



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Date: December 8th, 2015 10:41 AM
Author: massive glittery hospital



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3064474&forum_id=2#29334142)



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Date: December 8th, 2015 3:48 PM
Author: Exciting Irate Stage Chad

(future shitlib media)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3064474&forum_id=2#29336128)



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Date: December 8th, 2015 6:39 PM
Author: tantric excitant market

(lib 5th column sapper)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3064474&forum_id=2#29337392)



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Date: February 9th, 2016 8:33 PM
Author: vigorous silver gas station mad cow disease



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3064474&forum_id=2#29791398)



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Date: January 24th, 2018 11:58 AM
Author: contagious walnut multi-billionaire

Fucking Chinese made steel....

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3064474&forum_id=2#35226007)



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Date: June 18th, 2018 1:34 PM
Author: massive glittery hospital



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3064474&forum_id=2#36265901)



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Date: August 10th, 2018 2:36 PM
Author: massive glittery hospital



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3064474&forum_id=2#36593201)



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Date: December 8th, 2015 10:10 AM
Author: tantric excitant market



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3064474&forum_id=2#29334004)



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Date: December 8th, 2015 3:47 PM
Author: aggressive adventurous den pozpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3064474&forum_id=2#29336122)



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Date: December 16th, 2015 10:59 AM
Author: tantric excitant market



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3064474&forum_id=2#29390911)



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Date: January 27th, 2016 12:49 AM
Author: tantric excitant market



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3064474&forum_id=2#29689389)



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Date: February 9th, 2016 8:21 PM
Author: tantric excitant market



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3064474&forum_id=2#29791186)



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Date: February 9th, 2016 8:21 PM
Author: Iridescent sweet tailpipe



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3064474&forum_id=2#29791194)



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Date: February 9th, 2016 8:36 PM
Author: razzmatazz house brethren

twist: the whole thing is built in china with prompt technology transfer because trump is a rootless cosmopolitan just like the rest of em

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3064474&forum_id=2#29791451)



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Date: January 24th, 2018 11:35 AM
Author: contagious walnut multi-billionaire

this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3064474&forum_id=2#35225820)



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Date: January 20th, 2025 9:35 PM
Author: contagious walnut multi-billionaire

Nailed it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3064474&forum_id=2#48571997)



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Date: February 9th, 2016 8:40 PM
Author: titillating hunting ground



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3064474&forum_id=2#29791509)



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Date: May 31st, 2016 12:13 PM
Author: tantric excitant market



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3064474&forum_id=2#30593629)



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Date: October 1st, 2016 11:12 AM
Author: tantric excitant market



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3064474&forum_id=2#31534610)



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Date: November 11th, 2016 10:12 PM
Author: tantric excitant market



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3064474&forum_id=2#31885925)



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Date: November 11th, 2016 10:14 PM
Author: Violent Property

delivered on time and under budget

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3064474&forum_id=2#31885938)



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Date: January 25th, 2017 10:44 AM
Author: tantric excitant market



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3064474&forum_id=2#32455259)



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Date: October 14th, 2017 3:25 PM
Author: tantric excitant market



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3064474&forum_id=2#34441972)



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Date: December 8th, 2017 9:09 PM
Author: tantric excitant market



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3064474&forum_id=2#34872151)



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Date: December 8th, 2017 9:09 PM
Author: Greedy comical factory reset button



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3064474&forum_id=2#34872154)



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Date: December 8th, 2017 9:14 PM
Author: Metal pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3064474&forum_id=2#34872180)



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Date: December 8th, 2017 9:59 PM
Author: Painfully honest exhilarant school cafeteria

86 year-old former President Trump smiling and clapping as the crowd cheers.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3064474&forum_id=2#34872410)



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Date: August 10th, 2018 2:36 PM
Author: massive glittery hospital

smiling and clapping from his prison cell*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3064474&forum_id=2#36593207)



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Date: December 8th, 2017 10:01 PM
Author: talented henna new version office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3064474&forum_id=2#34872416)



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Date: December 8th, 2017 10:04 PM
Author: Blathering plaza

A Nixon class vessel.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3064474&forum_id=2#34872436)



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Date: December 8th, 2017 10:06 PM
Author: jet-lagged famous landscape painting

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3064474&forum_id=2#34872448)



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Date: January 24th, 2018 11:10 AM
Author: tantric excitant market



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3064474&forum_id=2#35225642)



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Date: January 24th, 2018 11:32 AM
Author: Doobsian dark home legal warrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3064474&forum_id=2#35225789)



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Date: January 24th, 2018 11:37 AM
Author: Marvelous preventive strike



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3064474&forum_id=2#35225842)



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Date: April 30th, 2018 11:54 AM
Author: tantric excitant market



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3064474&forum_id=2#35949909)



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Date: June 18th, 2018 2:55 PM
Author: contagious walnut multi-billionaire

Built in China for his creditors

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3064474&forum_id=2#36266507)



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Date: June 18th, 2018 3:28 PM
Author: Avocado Space Regret

twist: the contract declares for bankruptcy as it builds the hull, so the manufacturing is completed in China, with Russian parts.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3064474&forum_id=2#36266774)



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Date: August 10th, 2018 2:37 PM
Author: massive glittery hospital

Thailand still has a newer, more modern fleet than Russia

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3064474&forum_id=2#36593216)



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Date: January 20th, 2025 10:07 PM
Author: contagious walnut multi-billionaire



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3064474&forum_id=2#48572160)



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Date: August 10th, 2018 2:32 PM
Author: tantric excitant market



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3064474&forum_id=2#36593168)



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Date: August 10th, 2018 2:42 PM
Author: Elite garrison athletic conference

Thought this would be another bumped snailmo thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3064474&forum_id=2#36593266)



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Date: April 18th, 2020 12:58 AM
Author: tantric excitant market



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3064474&forum_id=2#40039134)



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Date: April 18th, 2020 2:50 AM
Author: aggressive adventurous den pozpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3064474&forum_id=2#40039469)



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Date: September 22nd, 2020 9:14 PM
Author: tantric excitant market



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3064474&forum_id=2#40969336)



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Date: November 6th, 2024 3:21 AM
Author: tantric excitant market



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3064474&forum_id=2#48296668)



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Date: November 6th, 2024 6:40 PM
Author: aggressive adventurous den pozpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3064474&forum_id=2#48302614)



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Date: November 6th, 2024 3:23 AM
Author: Carnelian step-uncle's house cuck



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3064474&forum_id=2#48296674)



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Date: January 20th, 2025 9:09 PM
Author: tantric excitant market



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3064474&forum_id=2#48571850)



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Date: January 20th, 2025 9:55 PM
Author: Painfully honest exhilarant school cafeteria

This thread started as a joke nine years ago, but now it will probably happen ljl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3064474&forum_id=2#48572094)



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Date: January 20th, 2025 9:55 PM
Author: Exciting Irate Stage Chad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3064474&forum_id=2#48572098)



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Date: January 20th, 2025 10:12 PM
Author: Thriller laser beams

there's an element of truth in every joke

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3064474&forum_id=2#48572167)



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Date: January 27th, 2026 2:07 AM
Author: Refunkulus (I Always Post Always TP)

Lmao

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Date: January 27th, 2026 6:28 AM
Author: FUCK LIBS (TDNW)

except it will be a new type of battleship

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Date: January 27th, 2026 6:38 AM
Author: gibberish (?)

Those Greenland bases are for the 6 ice breakers Jews got us to build.

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