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Date: July 16th, 2023 10:34 PM Author: Charismatic Tantric Meetinghouse https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/180-Forest-Ave-Rye-NY-10580/32972156_zpid (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5373834&forum_id=2#46555318) |
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Date: July 18th, 2023 1:25 PM Author: cruel-hearted gunner ‘colonial layout’ lol |
Date: July 16th, 2023 10:36 PM Author: Topaz Supple Base stunning vinyl siding (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5373834&forum_id=2#46555321) |
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Date: July 17th, 2023 12:25 PM Author: Mentally impaired underhanded legend yeah, from the back it looks like a cheap apartment building from are country, who builds a 5k sqf house in a prestigious suburb and does that? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5373834&forum_id=2#46557050) |
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Date: July 17th, 2023 12:26 PM Author: Vibrant hissy fit $3m and $4k/month in taxes for vinyl siding and plywood walls. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5373834&forum_id=2#46557055) |
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Date: July 18th, 2023 1:05 PM Author: medicated sienna national mad cow disease Complete fraud not worth a thing (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5373834&forum_id=2#46561538) |
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Date: July 16th, 2023 10:37 PM Author: angry alcoholic becky its address is literally 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5373834&forum_id=2#46555325) |
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Date: July 16th, 2023 10:48 PM Author: Aromatic Hospital Volcanic Crater (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5373834&forum_id=2#46555355) |
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Date: July 17th, 2023 11:19 PM Author: Obsidian lascivious center (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5373834&forum_id=2#46559825) |
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Date: July 16th, 2023 10:38 PM Author: Crimson duck-like bawdyhouse cuckold That's not nyc (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5373834&forum_id=2#46555327) |
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Date: July 16th, 2023 10:38 PM Author: wine haunted graveyard Rye is one of if not the most exclusive suburb in westchester (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5373834&forum_id=2#46555330) |
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Date: July 16th, 2023 10:39 PM Author: Autistic very tactful range boistinker Bronxville probably tops it (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5373834&forum_id=2#46555335) |
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Date: July 16th, 2023 10:42 PM Author: wine haunted graveyard (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5373834&forum_id=2#46555338) |
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Date: July 17th, 2023 9:04 PM Author: Henna faggot firefighter senate (Jew) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5373834&forum_id=2#46559255) |
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Date: July 17th, 2023 12:17 PM Author: canary double fault dopamine who cares (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5373834&forum_id=2#46557013) |
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Date: July 17th, 2023 9:04 PM Author: Henna faggot firefighter senate Rye is 180 and prestigious as fuck. Fuck off are country prole. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5373834&forum_id=2#46559254) |
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Date: July 17th, 2023 9:13 PM Author: aphrodisiac crawly water buffalo lodge (kike) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5373834&forum_id=2#46559303) |
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Date: July 18th, 2023 1:00 PM Author: canary double fault dopamine (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5373834&forum_id=2#46561528) |
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Date: July 17th, 2023 8:57 PM Author: aphrodisiac crawly water buffalo lodge Lol (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5373834&forum_id=2#46559224) |
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Date: July 16th, 2023 10:39 PM Author: Autistic very tactful range boistinker Stunning (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5373834&forum_id=2#46555333) |
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Date: July 16th, 2023 10:41 PM Author: razzmatazz puppy that is a house (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5373834&forum_id=2#46555336) |
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Date: July 16th, 2023 10:48 PM Author: Aromatic Hospital Volcanic Crater really? I mean it's big and that's about it. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5373834&forum_id=2#46555356) |
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Date: July 17th, 2023 10:50 PM Author: razzmatazz puppy I mean it is not a "home" it is a house |
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Date: July 16th, 2023 10:44 PM Author: At-the-ready heaven sex offender LJL the property tax estimate is $4200 per month.
And it's on a busy road with no sidewalk, so good luck letting your kids go anywhere without you until they're like 14. |
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Date: July 17th, 2023 12:16 PM Author: Vibrant hissy fit (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5373834&forum_id=2#46557010) |
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Date: July 17th, 2023 8:48 PM Author: cerebral flatulent goyim resort I definitely undervalued sidewalks in a neighborhood before having kids. (We have them thankfully but I didn’t notice how crappy/inhospitable it seems NOT to have them until kids.) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5373834&forum_id=2#46559181) |
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Date: July 17th, 2023 9:03 PM Author: Costumed theater stage main people It’s not really a family neighborhood without sidewalks. You want to establish community and do fun things with kids like block parties and trick or treating. And just being able to walk on the sidewalk with strollers and dogs is 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5373834&forum_id=2#46559253) |
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Date: July 17th, 2023 9:08 PM Author: Henna faggot firefighter senate LJL. That's not a thing in this part of the country. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5373834&forum_id=2#46559278) |
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Date: October 4th, 2023 9:53 PM Author: insecure turdskin toilet seat sidewalks are definitely a thing in rye (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5373834&forum_id=2#46886216) |
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Date: July 16th, 2023 11:06 PM Author: pink awkward mad-dog skullcap i find it hirarious that a boart that claims that height is such an advantage constantly fawns over homes with squat ass ceilings. low ceilings crush the perception of space in a home, and this 3mm shithole has the lowest ceilings i have ever seen. your standard door is 80 inches tall. the downstairs ceiling height is arguably 96 inches, and it's not even that upstairs, i dont think upstairs bedrooms even register 8 feet tall. the tallest ceilings are in the unlivable attic of this sad home.
this house faces east, southeast. feng shui big fail. look at the floorplan. the most important areas that need sun are going to get sun only in the afternoon. the kitchen and living room are in the back of the house, with windows facing west, the master bedroom on the second floor (fail) is at the back of the house also. no wonder they installed lights every 12 inches in the home and had them all turned on, this is truly a dark cave of a home. i guarantee the photos are all doctored and brightened.
edit: and fuck these libs for calling it a primary bedroom instead of master. |
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Date: July 16th, 2023 11:14 PM Author: slap-happy cruise ship You could get a 30% smaller house in massapequa with a boat dock and access to private beach for under $1mln. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5373834&forum_id=2#46555435) |
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Date: July 16th, 2023 11:19 PM Author: Bat shit crazy electric address sandwich No you absolutely could not lol (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5373834&forum_id=2#46555450) |
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Date: July 17th, 2023 8:43 PM Author: histrionic partner trailer park https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/53-S-Bay-Avenue-Massapequa-NY-11758/31422885_zpid/
$910K; 4 beds; 3 baths; dock; walking distance to beach
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Date: July 17th, 2023 8:55 PM Author: Bat shit crazy electric address sandwich Stand corrected although admittedly not what I had in mind for private beach access (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5373834&forum_id=2#46559210) |
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Date: July 18th, 2023 12:30 AM Author: Hyperventilating bossy kitty cat home lol at only 5% of the houses actually having boats. boomers must all be out on the water banging 20yos like they always wanted to. also no boats out at sea lol. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5373834&forum_id=2#46560023) |
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Date: July 17th, 2023 9:05 PM Author: Henna faggot firefighter senate (WOP/Mick mix) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5373834&forum_id=2#46559257) |
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Date: July 17th, 2023 9:07 PM Author: Bat shit crazy electric address sandwich lol plenty of DAGO WOPS in Rye but to be fair no one who is considering Rye is also considering Massapequa or vice versa (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5373834&forum_id=2#46559276) |
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Date: July 17th, 2023 9:09 PM Author: Henna faggot firefighter senate Plenty of well-to-do WOPs amd Micks, but when you mix the two, the result is 99% guaranteed genetic mediocrity. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5373834&forum_id=2#46559283) |
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Date: July 17th, 2023 9:13 PM Author: Bat shit crazy electric address sandwich accurate assessment but I will say that Irish-Italian chicks from Long Island with prole face very often have HUGE fun tits (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5373834&forum_id=2#46559304) |
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Date: July 17th, 2023 9:14 PM Author: Henna faggot firefighter senate Both LI girls ove fucked were "white" Hispanoc. Just coincidence. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5373834&forum_id=2#46559310) |
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Date: July 17th, 2023 12:18 PM Author: Vibrant hissy fit Holy McMansion. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5373834&forum_id=2#46557017) |
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Date: July 17th, 2023 12:26 PM Author: razzle-dazzle flesh locale 🤣
Nice attic, though. |
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Date: July 17th, 2023 8:52 PM Author: histrionic partner trailer park This is a shithole in an area with great public schools that anyone buying this house will not send their kids to. The property taxes are atrocious and will be $8K per month by the time you retire. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5373834&forum_id=2#46559194) |
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Date: July 17th, 2023 8:55 PM Author: Bat shit crazy electric address sandwich The first part is not true. Mostly all the rich Wall Street guys who live here send their kids to Rye public schools (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5373834&forum_id=2#46559214) |
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Date: July 17th, 2023 9:02 PM Author: histrionic partner trailer park LOL false. Even biglaw fuckwits send their kids to Rye Country Day. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5373834&forum_id=2#46559247) |
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Date: July 17th, 2023 9:06 PM Author: Bat shit crazy electric address sandwich The high school has 1000 kids across 4 grades who all belong to families that own homes within the school district. Rye Country Day has 1000 kids in Pre-K through 12th grade. Even accounting for kids who go to boarding school, the vast majority of Rye school age residents go to Rye public schools. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5373834&forum_id=2#46559261) |
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Date: July 17th, 2023 9:10 PM Author: Henna faggot firefighter senate RCDS kids also come in from as far as NYC and Westport. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5373834&forum_id=2#46559290) |
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Date: July 17th, 2023 9:11 PM Author: histrionic partner trailer park This isn’t an average house. Median is $1.8MM. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5373834&forum_id=2#46559297) |
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Date: July 17th, 2023 8:53 PM Author: Hyperventilating bossy kitty cat home why even bother buying a house at that price (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5373834&forum_id=2#46559201) |
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Date: July 17th, 2023 8:59 PM Author: Costumed theater stage main people Why is everyone freaking out about this house? Looks like a fine place to me. Perhaps a bit overpriced and should come down a bit when they find a buyer. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5373834&forum_id=2#46559234) |
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Date: July 17th, 2023 9:02 PM Author: Hyperventilating bossy kitty cat home its fine if youre the mayor of rye and get it for free but killself territory if you have to commute to a job and take out a mortgage bc youre "only" 37 and your two kids need to go to public school but you missed out on low interest rates. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5373834&forum_id=2#46559243) |
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Date: July 17th, 2023 9:06 PM Author: histrionic partner trailer park If you’re a 37 year old guy in NYC, your two kids are probably 4 and 2 at the oldest and you’d be better served by renting in the city in a top UES, UWS, or Tribeca elementary school district until your oldest has to enter the middle school thunderdome, at which point you can head to the burbs. But you have 5-7 years. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5373834&forum_id=2#46559268) |
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Date: July 17th, 2023 9:14 PM Author: Henna faggot firefighter senate 100% agree. Avoid death commute as long as possible. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5373834&forum_id=2#46559305) |
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Date: July 17th, 2023 9:06 PM Author: Henna faggot firefighter senate Shitty exterior design (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5373834&forum_id=2#46559266) |
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Date: July 17th, 2023 9:03 PM Author: Henna faggot firefighter senate Other than the shitty ugly ass 90s exterior, great house. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5373834&forum_id=2#46559248) |
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Date: July 17th, 2023 9:03 PM Author: Henna faggot firefighter senate JFC. Built in 2013. What the fuck was the architect thinking. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5373834&forum_id=2#46559252) |
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Date: July 17th, 2023 9:06 PM Author: Hyperventilating bossy kitty cat home damn it you beat me to it. its fake crap from obamas second term designed to trick 60-something boomers into "upsizing". (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5373834&forum_id=2#46559263) |
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Date: July 17th, 2023 9:06 PM Author: Henna faggot firefighter senate Extremely well put. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5373834&forum_id=2#46559267) |
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Date: July 18th, 2023 12:35 AM Author: razzle-dazzle flesh locale There's a good chance it didn't have one. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5373834&forum_id=2#46560030) |
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Date: July 17th, 2023 9:07 PM Author: spectacular depressive two diswashers -- jew tell:
https://photos.zillowstatic.com/fp/c66d377f644089a5c314768f14102cde-uncropped_scaled_within_1536_1152.webp |
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Date: July 17th, 2023 9:09 PM Author: Henna faggot firefighter senate Bad design = Jew tell. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5373834&forum_id=2#46559286) |
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Date: July 17th, 2023 9:09 PM Author: frozen filthy crotch the second one is probably a rotisserie oven or some shit (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5373834&forum_id=2#46559287) |
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Date: July 17th, 2023 9:10 PM Author: fantasy-prone metal ratface university and they don't even match (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5373834&forum_id=2#46559291) |
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Date: July 17th, 2023 9:10 PM Author: Bat shit crazy electric address sandwich the guy who owns this house, a retired corporate CFO with three 20somethings kids, is actually Irish Catholic fwiw
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Date: July 17th, 2023 9:12 PM Author: Henna faggot firefighter senate Irish also known for terrible taste. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5373834&forum_id=2#46559299) |
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Date: July 17th, 2023 9:12 PM Author: Hyperventilating bossy kitty cat home k now do his wife who made him buy the house (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5373834&forum_id=2#46559300) |
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Date: July 17th, 2023 9:14 PM Author: histrionic partner trailer park LOL you shut in retard. Goyim who actually entertain in their homes have two dishwashers to make cleanup for events easier. This has been a trend since the mid-2000s and is 180. They also have two fridges and two washers/dryers because why not? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5373834&forum_id=2#46559306) |
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Date: July 17th, 2023 11:51 PM Author: Costumed theater stage main people Also if you have 3+ kids and a social life where people come over you're running the dishwasher constantly (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5373834&forum_id=2#46559913) |
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Date: July 18th, 2023 7:07 AM Author: spectacular depressive why not 3 dishwashers? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5373834&forum_id=2#46560435) |
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Date: July 17th, 2023 9:11 PM Author: Henna faggot firefighter senate I love how I'm trying to act like a MFE ITT when I can't even afford this house bc I'm too poor. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5373834&forum_id=2#46559296) |
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Date: July 17th, 2023 9:12 PM Author: balding exciting internal respiration hell Not sure why people are surprised here. This is one of the best NYC suburbs and its a 5,000 sf house.
If you hate the vinyl siding then put some fucking hardie board on it for $100,000.
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Date: July 17th, 2023 9:15 PM Author: Hyperventilating bossy kitty cat home or just dont buy it in the first place (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5373834&forum_id=2#46559311) |
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Date: July 17th, 2023 9:15 PM Author: Henna faggot firefighter senate (and then flip for 4 MM) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5373834&forum_id=2#46559316) |
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Date: July 17th, 2023 9:18 PM Author: histrionic partner trailer park Before the COVID premium, there was relatively little appreciation in this market for a long time because the property taxes are so fucking high.
It was even worse in places like backcountry Greenwich where your commute to downtown NYC could be almost 2 hours.
But I think moving to only 2-3 days in office has breathed new life into these real estate markets. |
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Date: July 17th, 2023 10:58 PM Author: Henna faggot firefighter senate I'm a gay nigger (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5373834&forum_id=2#46559750) |
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Date: July 17th, 2023 11:52 PM Author: Costumed theater stage main people CR (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5373834&forum_id=2#46559917) |
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Date: July 18th, 2023 12:09 AM Author: bipolar fluffy legal warrant piazza lol are they counting the unfinished attic in the square footage? Including it on the floor plan makes me think they are
also lol at staging the windowless basement hellroom as an (illegal) bedroom but the on the floor plan they are forced to claim that the entire main area of the basement is a “bedroom” instead and the windowless rapeden is an “office” |
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Date: July 18th, 2023 12:17 AM Author: Green Orchestra Pit Electric Furnace ITT: the third world (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5373834&forum_id=2#46559989) |
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Date: July 18th, 2023 1:10 PM Author: doobsian sanctuary Terrible deal. You can get this objectively better suburban NYC home for $600k less:
https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/2-Southland-Dr-Glen-Cove-NY-11542/31167233_zpid/ |
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Date: October 4th, 2023 9:53 PM Author: insecure turdskin toilet seat glen cove high school (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5373834&forum_id=2#46886219) |