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71 yo mother texted me about THX offering to bring pies, I asked her for $200
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Date: November 23rd, 2024 4:53 PM Author: disco fries (his own flesh as well as all space was still a cage) Contribution to the meal. My exact text was: I am back from Costco’s. Thanksgiving supplies add up. Can you contribute $200 this year? She has not texted back. |
Date: November 23rd, 2024 6:48 PM Author: disco fries (his own flesh as well as all space was still a cage) lol, this mentally compromised boomer texted my wife surreptitiously trying to find out what I was asking for contributions from others. Lol. Keep in mind this woman invited herself and is spending the night to boot. Jesus, I want to cancel the whole thing. |
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Date: November 23rd, 2024 7:02 PM Author: ,,,,.....,,,,...,........,,,.....,,...,... How much exactly is she passing on to you and siblings? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5639099&forum_id=2#48373328) |
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Date: November 23rd, 2024 7:04 PM Author: disco fries (his own flesh as well as all space was still a cage) My siblings are dead. She tells me she has an IRA worth approx. $1.05m. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5639099&forum_id=2#48373336) |
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Date: November 23rd, 2024 7:09 PM Author: ,,,,.....,,,,...,........,,,.....,,...,... That's a decent sum but should only value it at approx $680k.
Do siblings have any kids? Do you know about her will?
If she's executed a transfer on death you should wisely be kind to her because that's decent money she saved up her entire life etc |
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Date: November 23rd, 2024 7:12 PM Author: disco fries (his own flesh as well as all space was still a cage) I am nice to her. I’m letting her come to my house, for example. She has told me that she is leaving everything to me. My siblings died without children. I am her only surviving issue and my children are her only grandchildren. She has a sister and a niece and a nephew, and each have two children, but I don’t think any of them are included in her will. |
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Date: November 23rd, 2024 7:28 PM Author: ,,,,.....,,,,...,........,,,.....,,...,... you should be much kinder to her and STFU.
worship her while she's here.
totally understand why she thinks you're being a cheapskate |
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Date: November 23rd, 2024 7:35 PM Author: disco fries (his own flesh as well as all space was still a cage) Also I’m not a cheapskate at all. I owe my credit cards, auto insurance, and taxes in December and then we have Roth IRA backdoor contributions to make in January. I don’t want to have to pull from money market to make all these payments. So the cash pinch is real. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5639099&forum_id=2#48373441) |
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Date: November 23rd, 2024 7:38 PM Author: ,,,,.....,,,,...,........,,,.....,,...,... we all do friend! I pay $2000 a month in maintenance and also own a car in MFH! and we have the same net worth!
but i won't have a mom this thanksgiving. or a dad! very sad!
you are treating her like scum |
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Date: November 23rd, 2024 8:44 PM Author: Taylor Swift is not a hobby she is a lifestyle (πΊπΈ π΅π±) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5639099&forum_id=2#48373717) |
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Date: November 23rd, 2024 8:47 PM Author: disco fries (his own flesh as well as all space was still a cage) wtf tsinah, I thought we were friends (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5639099&forum_id=2#48373722) |
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Date: November 23rd, 2024 8:50 PM Author: ,,,,.....,,,,...,........,,,.....,,...,... We are friends too, friend
But just give her a little bit of grace if she's giving you the IRA
Hate ppl below talking about "imma momma's boy even if she done knocked me right up through chilehood and aint give me a pot to piss in, i looooovvvvee mommmmma" |
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Date: November 23rd, 2024 8:53 PM Author: Taylor Swift is not a hobby she is a lifestyle (πΊπΈ π΅π±) we are, but she's your mom bro (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5639099&forum_id=2#48373750) |
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Date: November 24th, 2024 8:56 AM Author: Megathor lives! FYI her will will not control the distribution of her IRA in most cases. It usually passes outside of probate. She needs to complete a beneficiary designation form with the IRA custodian naming you, otherwise it might go to her estate but most commonly would go to her intestate heirs. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5639099&forum_id=2#48374972) |
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Date: November 24th, 2024 9:05 AM Author: disco fries (his own flesh as well as all space was still a cage) Yes this is true. I need to double check. Under the intestacy laws I would be the only one to take, but best to keep this stuff out of probate. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5639099&forum_id=2#48374989) |
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Date: November 24th, 2024 10:14 AM Author: 2025 Little Free Library why would you value it at 680k (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5639099&forum_id=2#48375131) |
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Date: November 23rd, 2024 7:18 PM Author: Epistemic Humility Well, definitely charge her to spend quality time with you. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5639099&forum_id=2#48373378) |
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Date: November 23rd, 2024 7:39 PM Author: ,,,,.....,,,,...,........,,,.....,,...,... i mean if she's really booming all her money away i would understand completely
but lol he's the only heir
just lol |
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Date: November 23rd, 2024 7:17 PM Author: Chingada Madre You never disappoint, though I'm still amazed at the scope of your twat behavior. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5639099&forum_id=2#48373373) |
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Date: November 23rd, 2024 7:17 PM Author: Epistemic Humility This one is obviously flame, Disco. I'm sure you thought it and wished you could, but even you wouldn't do this. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5639099&forum_id=2#48373374) |
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Date: November 23rd, 2024 7:25 PM Author: disco fries (his own flesh as well as all space was still a cage) https://imgur.com/a/3oPVosS (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5639099&forum_id=2#48373400) |
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Date: November 23rd, 2024 7:29 PM Author: ,,,,.....,,,,...,........,,,.....,,...,... say "Sorry mom, was just getting nervous about expenses and everything during the holidays. I know you love me and I love you. I'm incredibly grateful you're alive and will celebrate turkey day with me and my kids" (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5639099&forum_id=2#48373421) |
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Date: November 23rd, 2024 7:40 PM Author: Spaceporn = John Henry, the Outtin' Spammin' Pedo (gunneratttt) jfc man. i'm legitimately bummed out that this is real. i'm going to pretend that this was a fake generated text. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5639099&forum_id=2#48373455) |
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Date: November 23rd, 2024 7:56 PM Author: Epistemic Humility Why does she think you quit your job? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5639099&forum_id=2#48373508) |
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Date: November 23rd, 2024 8:06 PM Author: theranchman lmao cuz why else would he charge her if he wasnt in immediate and substantial financial danger instead of sweating taking $200 of his $2,000,000 out of SPX (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5639099&forum_id=2#48373544) |
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Date: November 23rd, 2024 8:55 PM Author: ,,,,.....,,,,...,........,,,.....,,...,... Hypothetical: Let's say his mom was giving him jack shit or maybe $10k because she boomed it all away
Wouldn't blame him at all for these ticky tack charges because the world is cruel and wicked and serving her at turkey day is only an inconvenience for him.
Then he should press the $200 and refuse to let her come over. Because she's a degenerate and will never teach his children anything of use. Cut her off.
But she's not done that. So shit, he does have to put up with |
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Date: November 23rd, 2024 8:57 PM Author: Brother Peter Dimond 24 hour time and “Costco’s”
lmao 180
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Date: November 23rd, 2024 10:34 PM Author: Epistemic Humility 12HR time is low-IQ (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5639099&forum_id=2#48374204) |
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Date: November 23rd, 2024 10:50 PM Author: jevv mother fries has a good sense of humor (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5639099&forum_id=2#48374275) |
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Date: November 23rd, 2024 7:26 PM Author: hank_scorpio this is exceptionally prole behavior and there is no way your mother's portion of the turkey you'll try to smoke comes to 200 dollars (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5639099&forum_id=2#48373404) |
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Date: November 23rd, 2024 7:27 PM Author: ruinous phenotype (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5639099&forum_id=2#48373409) |
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Date: November 23rd, 2024 7:30 PM Author: disco fries (his own flesh as well as all space was still a cage) Yes but she’s in a pinch because she has a limited supply of families to spend the day with and I can name my own price. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5639099&forum_id=2#48373427) |
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Date: November 23rd, 2024 7:30 PM Author: hank_scorpio you do see how this is mentally unwell and bad for your children right? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5639099&forum_id=2#48373428) |
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Date: November 23rd, 2024 7:31 PM Author: disco fries (his own flesh as well as all space was still a cage) It’s just reading the market. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5639099&forum_id=2#48373430) |
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Date: November 23rd, 2024 7:33 PM Author: hank_scorpio generational trauma is real and you are a vector (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5639099&forum_id=2#48373435) |
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Date: November 23rd, 2024 7:36 PM Author: ,,,,.....,,,,...,........,,,.....,,...,... (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5639099&forum_id=2#48373442) |
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Date: November 23rd, 2024 7:40 PM Author: Spaceporn = John Henry, the Outtin' Spammin' Pedo (gunneratttt) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5639099&forum_id=2#48373456) |
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Date: November 23rd, 2024 7:57 PM Author: Epistemic Humility (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5639099&forum_id=2#48373510) |
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Date: November 23rd, 2024 7:36 PM Author: ,,,,.....,,,,...,........,,,.....,,...,... yeah starting to dislike him
be grateful she isn't BOOMING it all away |
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Date: November 23rd, 2024 7:57 PM Author: Epistemic Humility First Disco thread? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5639099&forum_id=2#48373509) |
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Date: November 23rd, 2024 7:33 PM Author: Jed Dews Between this guy and DBG the trashiest people on the internet apparently poast here. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5639099&forum_id=2#48373434) |
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Date: November 23rd, 2024 7:41 PM Author: Nippon Professional Baseball (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5639099&forum_id=2#48373458) |
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Date: November 23rd, 2024 10:08 PM Author: richard clock (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5639099&forum_id=2#48374030) |
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Date: November 23rd, 2024 7:39 PM Author: theranchman i so hope you're not flame just for the humor of some obese misanthrope charging his own mother to come to thanksgiving when he's worth what, $2mm?
oh noes ill be $200 short of my max retirement contribution in january even though i dont ever plan to retire !!!
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Date: November 23rd, 2024 7:41 PM Author: ,,,,.....,,,,...,........,,,.....,,...,... if she's booming all her money away i completely understand
but lol |
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Date: November 23rd, 2024 7:42 PM Author: Spaceporn = John Henry, the Outtin' Spammin' Pedo (gunneratttt) my parents never contributed anything. my dad cost me money and left nothing. my mom will leave my sister and i low six figs to split.
my sister and i always pay for her for our annual family vacation. i can't even think about charging her for anything. i always treat her when we're out. i'm happy to do it. |
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Date: November 23rd, 2024 7:45 PM Author: disco fries (his own flesh as well as all space was still a cage) Why? Haven’t you ever heard the tale of wrassler tp? |
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Date: November 23rd, 2024 7:53 PM Author: Spaceporn = John Henry, the Outtin' Spammin' Pedo (gunneratttt) is it one of those grr boomers grrr blowups?
maybe i'd feel different if my parents had money and choose not to support me. however, my parents did less than that and handicapped me in many ways that made making it in life difficult. but that was a long time ago, and i've forgiven them, and love them despite their flaws.
anyway, if real, this is legitimately one of the sadder things on this site. even if your mom is some megaboomer that treated you poorly, it's bad for you to keep a grudge going and be catty like this. but 10000x more important than that is that it's bad for your kids to witness their dad acting like a catty fag and for you to be creating some rift between them and their grandmother.
hank is right about the generational trauma shit. you're behaving very selfishly. exactly what i suspect you are irate at her for. and now you're passing it down to your kids in real time.
all that being said, i assume everything on here is schtick, and i choose to believe this is flame because it literally makes me sad irl if it's not. |
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Date: November 23rd, 2024 8:41 PM Author: ,,,,.....,,,,...,........,,,.....,,...,... If his mom boomed away so much money she should not have any and everyone deserves death
She's leaving him 1mm in an IRA |
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Date: November 23rd, 2024 8:44 PM Author: Spaceporn = John Henry, the Outtin' Spammin' Pedo (gunneratttt) i assumed disco fries resents her for not paying for his school or giving him a downpayment for his house or something like that. but yeah, the fact she is leaving him a tidy sum should outweigh any lingering resentment he has for whatever other boomer shit she did. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5639099&forum_id=2#48373715) |
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Date: November 23rd, 2024 8:56 PM Author: ,,,,.....,,,,...,........,,,.....,,...,... (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5639099&forum_id=2#48373766) |
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Date: November 24th, 2024 9:01 AM Author: Megathor lives! Man I really miss that guy (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5639099&forum_id=2#48374981) |
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Date: November 23rd, 2024 7:43 PM Author: disco fries (his own flesh as well as all space was still a cage) I have a whole household to run. I am very sensitive to our inflows and outflows. 4 young children is expensive. Our house is expensive. Insurance is expensive. Everything is expensive. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5639099&forum_id=2#48373464) |
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Date: November 23rd, 2024 7:53 PM Author: theranchman it's your fucking mom dude lol (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5639099&forum_id=2#48373496) |
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Date: November 23rd, 2024 8:14 PM Author: Jed Dews The really sad thing is this shitstain somehow has 4 kids of his own, who he will raise to be just as shitty as him. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5639099&forum_id=2#48373569) |
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Date: November 23rd, 2024 8:42 PM Author: ,,,,.....,,,,...,........,,,.....,,...,... If she was a POS she deserves that treatment
But not someone who's giving him $680k solid bucks! |
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Date: November 23rd, 2024 7:55 PM Author: Nippon Professional Baseball Good point. It’s actually cheap and easy for everyone else in the world except for you (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5639099&forum_id=2#48373505) |
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Date: November 23rd, 2024 7:58 PM Author: Epistemic Humility If you're fasting again shouldn't that save you $200 in a day or two? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5639099&forum_id=2#48373516) |
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Date: November 23rd, 2024 8:02 PM Author: sph I would never ask my mom to pay for any part of a meal lmao what's wrong with you (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5639099&forum_id=2#48373530) |
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Date: November 23rd, 2024 8:05 PM Author: disco fries (his own flesh as well as all space was still a cage) I want $200 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5639099&forum_id=2#48373540) |
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Date: November 23rd, 2024 8:47 PM Author: sph Is that a lot of money to you (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5639099&forum_id=2#48373724) |
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Date: November 23rd, 2024 8:48 PM Author: disco fries (his own flesh as well as all space was still a cage) No, it’s nothing, but I still pick up pennies in the street. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5639099&forum_id=2#48373729) |
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Date: November 23rd, 2024 8:50 PM Author: sph Can you actually pick up a penny off the sidewalk? That's impressive for someone of your size (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5639099&forum_id=2#48373742) |
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Date: November 23rd, 2024 8:58 PM Author: ,,,,.....,,,,...,........,,,.....,,...,... Asshole. I was overweight before Ozempic made me shit through my mouth (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5639099&forum_id=2#48373774) |
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Date: November 23rd, 2024 9:07 PM Author: sph That doesn't seem possible (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5639099&forum_id=2#48373810) |
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Date: November 23rd, 2024 9:54 PM Author: ,,,,.....,,,,...,........,,,.....,,...,... i didn't think it was either.
but there i was, puking literal shit from my mouth
toilet 4 hours a day
but i lost a lot! |
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Date: November 23rd, 2024 10:35 PM Author: Epistemic Humility LMFAO, one-shot kill (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5639099&forum_id=2#48374207) |
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Date: November 23rd, 2024 8:59 PM Author: ,,,,.....,,,,...,........,,,.....,,...,... Because you have foresight. That is impressive
Moderation in all things |
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Date: November 23rd, 2024 9:03 PM Author: stolen pallor I'm not a huge fan of my mom and don't like spending a lot of time with her. She was a terrible mother even though she's a better person now
Never in a million years would I consider charging her $200 to eat with me at Thanksgiving. What the fuck is your problem? |
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Date: November 23rd, 2024 9:03 PM Author: ,,,,.....,,,,...,........,,,.....,,...,... How much $$$ is your mother leaving you? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5639099&forum_id=2#48373795) |
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Date: November 24th, 2024 12:34 AM Author: stolen pallor Maybe 40K, if that. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5639099&forum_id=2#48374495) |
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Date: November 23rd, 2024 10:11 PM Author: richard clock unless your mom rented your ass out to crackheads when you were 6 years old, this is embarrassingly awful behavior. you're lucky to have an extended family member that wants to spend time with you. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5639099&forum_id=2#48374042) |
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Date: November 23rd, 2024 10:36 PM Author: Epistemic Humility Craziest part is that this is clearly considered rude behavior by his mom since she checked with Disco's wife.
It's not just a weird family quirk. Disco's even more out of his mind than normal. |
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Date: November 23rd, 2024 10:38 PM Author: Clarence Thomas weeping at Walmart Ragu display The perfect end to this thread would be his mom paying it and him ending up in an outback parking lot with empty styrofoam trays where two hundred dollars worth of food used to be. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5639099&forum_id=2#48374225) |
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Date: November 24th, 2024 2:56 AM Author: ,,,,.....,,,,...,........,,,.....,,...,... Audibly LMaFAOd
Peak XO folkz |
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Date: November 24th, 2024 9:02 AM Author: Megathor lives! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5639099&forum_id=2#48374983) |
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Date: November 24th, 2024 2:06 AM Author: disco fries (his own flesh as well as all space was still a cage) I feel like the Board is very against me and supported my Boomer mother for some reason. This makes me profoundly sad. Sad and I cannot sleep. I don’t know what I am going to do with my life. |
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Date: November 24th, 2024 2:25 AM Author: Nippon Professional Baseball for some reason... (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5639099&forum_id=2#48374609) |
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Date: November 24th, 2024 2:37 AM Author: disco fries (his own flesh as well as all space was still a cage) How are you doing, brother? What should I do with my life? |
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Date: November 24th, 2024 2:46 AM Author: Nippon Professional Baseball See if you can charge other mothers $200 to come dine with you, you could stand to make a profit (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5639099&forum_id=2#48374645) |
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Date: November 24th, 2024 2:53 AM Author: disco fries (his own flesh as well as all space was still a cage) Home for the Holidays: Bed-in-Breakfast Experience for old people without families. $200 for a meal; $2,000 for In-Law Experience; $20,000 for Matriarch Experience. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5639099&forum_id=2#48374650) |
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Date: November 24th, 2024 2:57 AM Author: ,,,,.....,,,,...,........,,,.....,,...,... Go to sleep friend, $200 should not cause you alarm
Meantime, get her transfer on death paperwork sorted out with her IRA brokerage
That's what you got to work on! |
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Date: November 24th, 2024 2:56 AM Author: ,,,,.....,,,,...,........,,,.....,,...,... (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5639099&forum_id=2#48374658) |
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Date: November 24th, 2024 3:29 AM Author: peeface if CSLG showed up unannounced for thanksgiving dinner at the same time as your mom, would you make him pay?
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Date: November 24th, 2024 3:30 AM Author: disco fries (his own flesh as well as all space was still a cage) No, of course not. I’d be delighted to have him over for dinner. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5639099&forum_id=2#48374686) |
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Date: November 24th, 2024 10:16 AM Author: richard clock would you kick your mom out of the house if cslg said he was stopping by and needed a place to stay? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5639099&forum_id=2#48375141) |
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Date: November 24th, 2024 10:24 AM Author: disco fries (his own flesh as well as all space was still a cage) I don’t know, but I’m also not aware of CSLG ever visiting my town of residence. There’s not much here for a superstar like him. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5639099&forum_id=2#48375172) |
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Date: November 24th, 2024 7:15 AM Author: .,.,.....,.,.;,.,,,:,.,.,::,...,:,..;,.., I’m paying $520 for my MIL to take a car service to the airport so she can go to the Caribbean with my bro in law and his family for thanksgiving. My family was invited but we decided it was too expensive/a pain in the ass.
This week We also paid $100 to get her hair done, took her out for breakfast and bought her a meatball sub |
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Date: November 24th, 2024 9:03 AM Author: Megathor lives! Rate the sub (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5639099&forum_id=2#48374985) |
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Date: November 24th, 2024 10:32 AM Author: .,.,.....,.,.;,.,,,:,.,.,::,...,:,..;,.., I didn't eat it. I had pizza that was 168. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5639099&forum_id=2#48375208) |
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Date: November 24th, 2024 10:08 AM Author: Epistemic Humility Car service costs $520? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5639099&forum_id=2#48375116) |
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Date: November 24th, 2024 10:31 AM Author: .,.,.....,.,.;,.,,,:,.,.,::,...,:,..;,.., yes for round trip (60-90 min from major airport). uber would be more like $300ish but both my wife and MIL think uber is sketchy and uber prob will be a price gouging shitfuck on the sunday after tHX. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5639099&forum_id=2#48375205) |
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Date: November 24th, 2024 10:31 AM Author: 2025 Little Free Library you can easily pay for all of thanksgiving for 200 bucks (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5639099&forum_id=2#48375203) |
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Date: November 24th, 2024 10:32 AM Author: disco fries (his own flesh as well as all space was still a cage) 6 bottles of wine was like $320, bro. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5639099&forum_id=2#48375209) |
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Date: November 24th, 2024 10:33 AM Author: 2025 Little Free Library lmao
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Date: November 24th, 2024 10:34 AM Author: .,.,.....,.,.;,.,,,:,.,.,::,...,:,..;,.., no it wasn't (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5639099&forum_id=2#48375213) |