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if your kid falls off a cruise ship, are you jumping in after?

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Hyperventilating kitty
  06/30/25
I've never been on a cruise, so if this were to happen, he/s...
Abnormal chocolate business firm
  06/30/25
Same. I have never been on a cruise. I don't think my work w...
Fluffy carmine electric furnace sweet tailpipe
  06/30/25
I don't think the cruise line would allow you to go on one. ...
cyan sandwich
  07/01/25
Fat is buoyant. The only real risk for you in the ocean is t...
naked clown toaster
  07/06/25
how much life insurance do they have?
dashing rebellious garrison
  06/30/25
Absolutely, even in a storm. We're dying together- and even ...
apoplectic flatulent cuck community account
  06/30/25
You have to try. You're probably both going to die, but you...
beady-eyed useless office
  06/30/25
the bermuda triangle isn't real bro you can swim in the ocea...
rambunctious place of business
  06/30/25
just jump is ALWAYS tcr this bro lived https://x.com/a...
Hyperventilating kitty
  06/30/25
now that's what i call a hypo. rationally you shouldn't d...
lake market
  06/30/25
This just happened IRL https://x.com/collinrugg/status/1939...
wonderful keepsake machete
  06/30/25
lol twitter is morphing into facebook with those boomer comm...
embarrassed to the bone state party of the first part
  06/30/25
“ackshually, you should go seek help from a profession...
Hyperventilating kitty
  06/30/25
180. I thought falling off a cruise ship was sure death.
metal frisky sanctuary
  06/30/25
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nPWAYWB6Ijs
Marvelous Blood Rage Really Tough Guy
  07/03/25
If you're considering not jumping you probably shouldn't hav...
Scarlet stock car
  06/30/25
cr
Hyperventilating kitty
  06/30/25
what about your other kids?
lake market
  06/30/25
? my kids would be glad if i saved their sibling.
zippy dingle berry
  06/30/25
(guy who doesn't have crotch fruit)
metal frisky sanctuary
  06/30/25
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mischievous rigpig deer antler
  07/01/25
dad is getting the best pussy of his entire life that night....
embarrassed to the bone state party of the first part
  06/30/25
His wife will probably have sex with him too
Scarlet stock car
  06/30/25
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avocado cerebral national love of her life
  07/01/25
*bussy
sienna dopamine tanning salon
  06/30/25
Huh? Kids are a burden to women unless they have some good I...
apoplectic flatulent cuck community account
  06/30/25
Negative. The wife will be moving that 5 year old daughter i...
Haunting silver corner crotch
  06/30/25
(actual married male)
Nofapping Charismatic School Cafeteria Mental Disorder
  06/30/25
fuck
embarrassed to the bone state party of the first part
  06/30/25
Dad will actually get laid the night they sit down to watch ...
Haunting silver corner crotch
  06/30/25
this is a sick post even for you.
Abnormal chocolate business firm
  06/30/25
i meant that the wife is going to be sopping wet at her husb...
embarrassed to the bone state party of the first part
  06/30/25
absolutely bizarre inference you drew here.
zippy dingle berry
  06/30/25
Jewish projection is a bitch
Hyperventilating kitty
  06/30/25
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saffron unhinged macaca associate
  07/07/25
is this what married men have to do to convince their wives ...
Trip chapel pistol
  06/30/25
id probably grab a flotation device first
floppy indecent organic girlfriend gaming laptop
  06/30/25
(Smart Dad)
vibrant menage private investor
  06/30/25
more like (dad of a dead kid)
Hyperventilating kitty
  06/30/25
my biggest is like 180lbs i doubt i can keep him and myself ...
floppy indecent organic girlfriend gaming laptop
  06/30/25
Well then his fat ass shouldn’t have been sitting on t...
mischievous rigpig deer antler
  07/01/25
(shortmo kids)
floppy indecent organic girlfriend gaming laptop
  07/01/25
Of course, but better plan is to not put your kid up on the ...
Ocher elastic band
  06/30/25
this isn’t confirmed but yeah good point
Hyperventilating kitty
  06/30/25
(Disney in house lawyer)
Dull Cracking Sex Offender Stage
  06/30/25
(Defendant WDC’s Answer to the First Amended Complaint...
purple striped hyena
  06/30/25
tcr
mischievous rigpig deer antler
  07/01/25
just jump
Sooty swashbuckling sound barrier
  06/30/25
ALWAYS tcr
Hyperventilating kitty
  06/30/25
...
concupiscible balding ceo pit
  07/01/25
Depends which kid
House-broken brethren
  06/30/25
wow
Hyperventilating kitty
  06/30/25
Dads jumping in makes up for (barely) the decision to take h...
Razzle Psychic Selfie
  06/30/25
JFC man
Hyperventilating kitty
  06/30/25
Don't forget the brave men and women out there on the law st...
rambunctious place of business
  06/30/25
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Sooty swashbuckling sound barrier
  06/30/25
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embarrassed to the bone state party of the first part
  06/30/25
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metal frisky sanctuary
  06/30/25
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geriatric slate coldplay fan location
  06/30/25
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bistre tripping old irish cottage boiling water
  06/30/25
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Dull Cracking Sex Offender Stage
  06/30/25
sealclubber?
purple striped hyena
  06/30/25
so, without you, none of this would even be possible?
Trip chapel pistol
  06/30/25
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aggressive potus weed whacker
  07/01/25
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avocado cerebral national love of her life
  07/01/25
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Disturbing faggot firefighter dilemma
  07/01/25
i didn't see this alley oop coming but you sure dunked it ho...
Godawful Racy Milk
  07/01/25
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Stirring station rigor
  07/01/25
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cyan sandwich
  07/01/25
*furiously checks the Disney+ subscriber T&Cs*
dashing rebellious garrison
  06/30/25
bro
Hyperventilating kitty
  06/30/25
...
purple striped hyena
  06/30/25
lol
mischievous rigpig deer antler
  07/01/25
...
lemon codepig locale
  07/01/25
https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/grandfather-toddler-who...
Big-titted henna resort turdskin
  06/30/25
jfc
Hyperventilating kitty
  06/30/25
eric clapton stunned
lake market
  06/30/25
jfc, the poor parents
geriatric slate coldplay fan location
  06/30/25
i am very surprised my boomer dad hasn't done this yet
bistre tripping old irish cottage boiling water
  06/30/25
I remember that case. Almost as sad as the 2 year old eaten ...
mischievous rigpig deer antler
  07/01/25
Over time our minds are libraries of “horror”.
Big-titted henna resort turdskin
  07/01/25
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vibrant menage private investor
  07/01/25
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bistre tripping old irish cottage boiling water
  07/06/25
He should have jumped
Stirring station rigor
  07/01/25
how many of us have actually practiced diving from height (5...
vivacious step-uncle's house
  06/30/25
lol at libs. it’s water, bro. you just jump in.
zippy dingle berry
  06/30/25
cr this fucking pumo would be stuck on the ship mumbling ...
Hyperventilating kitty
  06/30/25
it's telling that even on the internet where they could pret...
embarrassed to the bone state party of the first part
  06/30/25
...
Hyperventilating kitty
  07/01/25
...
bonkers crimson new version ape
  07/01/25
lol
mischievous rigpig deer antler
  07/01/25
...
Sooty swashbuckling sound barrier
  06/30/25
never gone over 25 feet because of the fear
provocative persian kitchen
  06/30/25
If you go feet first you have to cross over your legs before...
Confused Site Tattoo
  07/01/25
Where did you come up with "head first"? Profes...
Rose antidepressant drug
  07/02/25
Yes of course. I can swim and I know I’ll get fished o...
glittery crawly giraffe stage
  06/30/25
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-13952759/Person-die...
motley very tactful stead hunting ground
  07/01/25
it's pretty rare for people to get fished out after going ov...
bonkers crimson new version ape
  07/01/25
Depends on how many kids. My only child? 100%. 3 kids sti...
Low-t primrose ticket booth
  06/30/25
is it your contention that the cruise ship would sink withou...
Hyperventilating kitty
  07/01/25
Without reading any replies I can with 100% confidence say y...
mischievous rigpig deer antler
  07/01/25
...
Hyperventilating kitty
  07/01/25
Spaceporn jumping in after your son and claiming under marit...
avocado cerebral national love of her life
  07/01/25
😟
comical mediation
  07/01/25
...
Titillating candlestick maker lay
  07/01/25
holy shit
Hyperventilating kitty
  07/01/25
yes absolutely
bonkers crimson new version ape
  07/01/25
Anyone who says no isn’t a parent.
Deep tan spot kitty cat
  07/01/25
Impossible to say for sure in the abstract, but if it’...
Stirring station rigor
  07/01/25
You jump in no matter what
apoplectic flatulent cuck community account
  07/01/25
...
Hyperventilating kitty
  07/02/25
Seems retarded if your odds of survival are 1000 to 1 and yo...
Stirring station rigor
  07/02/25
Disco Fries jumping and pulling cord to fully inflate
Stirring station rigor
  07/02/25
Would you jump in if you were certain to fail and would peri...
House-broken brethren
  07/05/25
That's what I was getting at. This is 100% worth it- even if...
apoplectic flatulent cuck community account
  07/06/25
I’d rather die, even by drowning, than just watch my k...
Hyperventilating kitty
  07/06/25
its certain death, so kid would never come on a cruise with ...
arrogant cream faggotry nursing home
  07/05/25
yes, but i would do so anyway because being on a cruise is p...
avocado cerebral national love of her life
  07/06/25
kid yes, wife no
sick piazza
  07/06/25
that was unnecessary
Hyperventilating kitty
  07/06/25
...
House-broken brethren
  07/06/25
If it's Carnival, yes. But if it's a classier cruise, it wou...
Adventurous magical den
  07/06/25
...
bistre tripping old irish cottage boiling water
  07/06/25
lol
mischievous rigpig deer antler
  07/07/25
wow
Hyperventilating kitty
  07/07/25


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Date: June 30th, 2025 4:59 PM
Author: Hyperventilating kitty



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061236)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:00 PM
Author: Abnormal chocolate business firm

I've never been on a cruise, so if this were to happen, he/she would be taking that trip without me depriving me of the opportunity to jump in.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061241)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:08 PM
Author: Fluffy carmine electric furnace sweet tailpipe

Same. I have never been on a cruise. I don't think my work would allow me to go on one.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061487)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:30 PM
Author: cyan sandwich

I don't think the cruise line would allow you to go on one. Your massive frame would cause ruptures in the deck, not to mention the fuel costs.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49064550)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 2:14 PM
Author: naked clown toaster

Fat is buoyant. The only real risk for you in the ocean is that a shark might mistake you for a seal.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49076352)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:01 PM
Author: dashing rebellious garrison

how much life insurance do they have?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061242)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:01 PM
Author: apoplectic flatulent cuck community account

Absolutely, even in a storm. We're dying together- and even if I can't find him in the swells, and he can only hear me yelling his name; and even on the chance he can't.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061243)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:03 PM
Author: beady-eyed useless office

You have to try. You're probably both going to die, but you have to try

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061246)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:24 PM
Author: rambunctious place of business

the bermuda triangle isn't real bro you can swim in the ocean.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061294)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:29 PM
Author: Hyperventilating kitty

just jump is ALWAYS tcr

this bro lived

https://x.com/aleclace/status/1939764025169998323

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061317)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:03 PM
Author: lake market

now that's what i call a hypo.

rationally you shouldn't do it, but you're probably jumping in without thinking about it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061248)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:06 PM
Author: wonderful keepsake machete

This just happened IRL

https://x.com/collinrugg/status/1939738528734380304?s=61

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061251)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:19 PM
Author: embarrassed to the bone state party of the first part

lol twitter is morphing into facebook with those boomer comments

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061275)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:22 PM
Author: Hyperventilating kitty

“ackshually, you should go seek help from a professional”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061286)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:11 PM
Author: metal frisky sanctuary

180. I thought falling off a cruise ship was sure death.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061686)



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Date: July 3rd, 2025 6:00 PM
Author: Marvelous Blood Rage Really Tough Guy

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nPWAYWB6Ijs

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49070086)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:05 PM
Author: Scarlet stock car

If you're considering not jumping you probably shouldn't have kids

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061249)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: Hyperventilating kitty

cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061270)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:21 PM
Author: lake market

what about your other kids?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061282)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:51 PM
Author: zippy dingle berry

?

my kids would be glad if i saved their sibling.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061414)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:58 PM
Author: metal frisky sanctuary

(guy who doesn't have crotch fruit)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061811)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:27 AM
Author: mischievous rigpig deer antler



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062447)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:08 PM
Author: embarrassed to the bone state party of the first part

dad is getting the best pussy of his entire life that night.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061254)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: Scarlet stock car

His wife will probably have sex with him too

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061267)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:27 AM
Author: avocado cerebral national love of her life



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062635)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:25 PM
Author: sienna dopamine tanning salon

*bussy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061298)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:27 PM
Author: apoplectic flatulent cuck community account

Huh? Kids are a burden to women unless they have some good Instagram value

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061308)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:29 PM
Author: Haunting silver corner crotch

Negative. The wife will be moving that 5 year old daughter into the parental bed and the kid won’t be back in their own bedroom for at least six months.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061316)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:44 PM
Author: Nofapping Charismatic School Cafeteria Mental Disorder

(actual married male)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061773)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 8:05 PM
Author: embarrassed to the bone state party of the first part

fuck

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061824)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 8:21 PM
Author: Haunting silver corner crotch

Dad will actually get laid the night they sit down to watch their segment on the news where mom got to give a giant teary interview. Local news gets him a vanilla romp equivalent to when they’d been dating 1.5 years. A prime time national news interview gets him the Lauren Sanchez/Megan Markle depravity special.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061869)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:41 PM
Author: Abnormal chocolate business firm

this is a sick post even for you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061357)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:50 PM
Author: embarrassed to the bone state party of the first part

i meant that the wife is going to be sopping wet at her husband's heroics + adrenaline

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061405)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:53 PM
Author: zippy dingle berry

absolutely bizarre inference you drew here.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061421)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:54 PM
Author: Hyperventilating kitty

Jewish projection is a bitch

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061427)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 11:36 AM
Author: saffron unhinged macaca associate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49078762)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 9:29 PM
Author: Trip chapel pistol

is this what married men have to do to convince their wives to have sex with them?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062016)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:09 PM
Author: floppy indecent organic girlfriend gaming laptop

id probably grab a flotation device first

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061255)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:13 PM
Author: vibrant menage private investor

(Smart Dad)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061265)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:15 PM
Author: Hyperventilating kitty

more like (dad of a dead kid)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061272)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:21 PM
Author: floppy indecent organic girlfriend gaming laptop

my biggest is like 180lbs i doubt i can keep him and myself afloat

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061713)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:30 AM
Author: mischievous rigpig deer antler

Well then his fat ass shouldn’t have been sitting on the railing of a moving cruise ship while out at sea and you shouldn’t have come up with such a stupid fucking idea.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062448)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:44 AM
Author: floppy indecent organic girlfriend gaming laptop

(shortmo kids)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062661)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:13 PM
Author: Ocher elastic band

Of course, but better plan is to not put your kid up on the rail to begin with.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061266)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:21 PM
Author: Hyperventilating kitty

this isn’t confirmed but yeah good point

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061283)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:28 PM
Author: Dull Cracking Sex Offender Stage

(Disney in house lawyer)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061312)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:34 PM
Author: purple striped hyena

(Defendant WDC’s Answer to the First Amended Complaint)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061328)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:33 AM
Author: mischievous rigpig deer antler

tcr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062449)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:37 PM
Author: Sooty swashbuckling sound barrier

just jump

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061336)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:39 PM
Author: Hyperventilating kitty

ALWAYS tcr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061345)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:20 PM
Author: concupiscible balding ceo pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49064523)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:45 PM
Author: House-broken brethren

Depends which kid

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061384)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:49 PM
Author: Hyperventilating kitty

wow

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061398)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:48 PM
Author: Razzle Psychic Selfie

Dads jumping in makes up for (barely) the decision to take his kids on a "disney cruise" to begin with. He comes out even. Real heros are the disney compliance folks who ensured appropriate policy and procedures were in place and executed upon by trained crew members, and of course the disney C suite without whom none of this would even be possible.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061394)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:49 PM
Author: Hyperventilating kitty

JFC man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061399)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:50 PM
Author: rambunctious place of business

Don't forget the brave men and women out there on the law streets fighting for the Dad who sued Disney after his daughter ended up with a broken collarbone. Those medical expenses and personal trauma don't pay for themselves, brother.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061404)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:50 PM
Author: Sooty swashbuckling sound barrier



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061410)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:59 PM
Author: embarrassed to the bone state party of the first part



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061450)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:21 PM
Author: metal frisky sanctuary



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061712)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:47 PM
Author: geriatric slate coldplay fan location



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061777)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 8:03 PM
Author: bistre tripping old irish cottage boiling water



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061817)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 9:31 PM
Author: Dull Cracking Sex Offender Stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062020)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:45 PM
Author: purple striped hyena

sealclubber?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062243)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:46 PM
Author: Trip chapel pistol

so, without you, none of this would even be possible?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062247)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:09 AM
Author: aggressive potus weed whacker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062443)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:27 AM
Author: avocado cerebral national love of her life



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062637)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:30 AM
Author: Disturbing faggot firefighter dilemma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062948)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:11 PM
Author: Godawful Racy Milk

i didn't see this alley oop coming but you sure dunked it home

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49063691)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:17 PM
Author: Stirring station rigor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49063718)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:39 PM
Author: cyan sandwich



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49064589)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:51 PM
Author: dashing rebellious garrison

*furiously checks the Disney+ subscriber T&Cs*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061415)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:57 PM
Author: Hyperventilating kitty

bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061443)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:45 PM
Author: purple striped hyena



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062245)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:34 AM
Author: mischievous rigpig deer antler

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062450)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:37 AM
Author: lemon codepig locale



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062979)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:57 PM
Author: Big-titted henna resort turdskin

https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/grandfather-toddler-who-fell-out-cruise-ship-window-sentenced-3-n1257067

The grandfather who was with his 18-month-old granddaughter when she fell to her death from an open window on a Royal Caribbean cruise ship was sentenced Monday to three years of probation, according to Puerto Rico's Department of Justice.

Salvatore “Sam” Anello, of Valparaiso, Indiana, pleaded guilty to negligent homicide last year after his granddaughter, Chloe Wiegand, fell through an 11-story window from the ship docked in San Juan, Puerto Rico, in July 2019.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061441)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:00 PM
Author: Hyperventilating kitty

jfc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061454)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:54 PM
Author: lake market

eric clapton stunned

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061798)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:57 PM
Author: geriatric slate coldplay fan location

jfc, the poor parents

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061808)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 8:05 PM
Author: bistre tripping old irish cottage boiling water

i am very surprised my boomer dad hasn't done this yet

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061822)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:37 AM
Author: mischievous rigpig deer antler

I remember that case. Almost as sad as the 2 year old eaten by an alligator at a Disney resort with the dad punching the alligator and the little boy screaming daddy help.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062451)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:23 AM
Author: Big-titted henna resort turdskin

Over time our minds are libraries of “horror”.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062632)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:19 PM
Author: vibrant menage private investor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49064521)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:00 PM
Author: bistre tripping old irish cottage boiling water



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49077604)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:18 PM
Author: Stirring station rigor

He should have jumped

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49063719)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:06 PM
Author: vivacious step-uncle's house

how many of us have actually practiced diving from height (50+ feet)? i've only done it a few times, and i see how anyone in a hurry/panic would fuck it up completely.

you're supposed to relax beforehand and maintain good form by stretching your arms over your head so that your hands form a wedge. that wedge is what is supposed to strike the water first, creating a safe entry for the rest of your body.

the next-best entry is supposedly to hit the water feet-first with your toes extended to also form a bit of a wedge, but that's more likely to result in leg injuries.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061480)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:09 PM
Author: zippy dingle berry

lol at libs.

it’s water, bro. you just jump in.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061492)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:13 PM
Author: Hyperventilating kitty

cr

this fucking pumo would be stuck on the ship mumbling incoherently to his wife and cops about wedges while they dredge his kid from the bottom of the sea

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061501)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:22 PM
Author: embarrassed to the bone state party of the first part

it's telling that even on the internet where they could pretend to be a tough guy their minds immediately go to making excuses about why it would be a bad idea. lib baby falls in and the headline would be "panicked former dad explains water surface tension is as rigid as concrete from fifty feet high"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061528)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:48 AM
Author: Hyperventilating kitty



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062397)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:00 PM
Author: bonkers crimson new version ape



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49064441)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:39 AM
Author: mischievous rigpig deer antler

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062452)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:15 PM
Author: Sooty swashbuckling sound barrier



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061509)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 9:33 PM
Author: provocative persian kitchen

never gone over 25 feet because of the fear

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062022)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 6:59 PM
Author: Confused Site Tattoo

If you go feet first you have to cross over your legs before going in otherwise you'll get water shot up your ass hole. I know a guy that fell barefoot waterskiing at about the same speed. He had to see a Dr because his ass was bleeding inside.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49064439)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 9:23 AM
Author: Rose antidepressant drug

Where did you come up with "head first"?

Professional high divers and cliff jumpers always land feet first.

https://youtu.be/h-Z8_qsQYXc?t=86

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49065730)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:36 PM
Author: glittery crawly giraffe stage

Yes of course. I can swim and I know I’ll get fished out, and in the meantime I can provide immediate action rather than minutes of delay.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061591)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 5:58 AM
Author: motley very tactful stead hunting ground

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-13952759/Person-dies-falling-overboard-cruise-ship-Channel-Islands.html

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062469)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:44 AM
Author: bonkers crimson new version ape

it's pretty rare for people to get fished out after going overboard on a cruise ship. you have to be ready to die

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49063005)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:24 PM
Author: Low-t primrose ticket booth

Depends on how many kids. My only child? 100%. 3 kids still on boat with wife?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061717)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:49 AM
Author: Hyperventilating kitty

is it your contention that the cruise ship would sink without you?

also, she would 100% take the kids and leave you anyways

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062398)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:25 AM
Author: mischievous rigpig deer antler

Without reading any replies I can with 100% confidence say yes, without hesitation. It would be instinctive. I don’t know how any parent could answer otherwise.

I love my mixed kids more than anything in the world.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062446)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 5:14 AM
Author: Hyperventilating kitty



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062459)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:28 AM
Author: avocado cerebral national love of her life

Spaceporn jumping in after your son and claiming under maritime salvage laws he gets to keep him

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062639)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:37 AM
Author: comical mediation

😟

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062977)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:43 AM
Author: Titillating candlestick maker lay



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49063002)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 5:56 PM
Author: Hyperventilating kitty

holy shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49064258)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:44 AM
Author: bonkers crimson new version ape

yes absolutely

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49063006)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:16 PM
Author: Deep tan spot kitty cat

Anyone who says no isn’t a parent.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49063715)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:20 PM
Author: Stirring station rigor

Impossible to say for sure in the abstract, but if it’s a bright clear day yes. If it’s rainy and 15-foot seas at 3 am, probably not. This is partly why I had so many kids.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49063724)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:22 PM
Author: apoplectic flatulent cuck community account

You jump in no matter what

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49064533)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 4:34 AM
Author: Hyperventilating kitty



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49065395)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 9:13 AM
Author: Stirring station rigor

Seems retarded if your odds of survival are 1000 to 1 and you have other kids. Sometimes kids get got.

Also, which kid it is really does play a minor role in the decision to jump.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49065717)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 9:15 AM
Author: Stirring station rigor

Disco Fries jumping and pulling cord to fully inflate

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49065721)



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Date: July 5th, 2025 9:09 PM
Author: House-broken brethren

Would you jump in if you were certain to fail and would perish alongside him but you’d prevent your son from dying terrified and alone?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49075086)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 4:42 AM
Author: apoplectic flatulent cuck community account

That's what I was getting at. This is 100% worth it- even if you can't actually find him in the water, and you know you are 99% unlikely to find him, it is still worth it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49075651)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 1:44 PM
Author: Hyperventilating kitty

I’d rather die, even by drowning, than just watch my kid die while doing nothing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49076284)



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Date: July 5th, 2025 9:15 PM
Author: arrogant cream faggotry nursing home

its certain death, so kid would never come on a cruise with me in the first place

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49075101)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 6:35 PM
Author: avocado cerebral national love of her life

yes, but i would do so anyway because being on a cruise is prole helldrome

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49077073)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 7:22 PM
Author: sick piazza

kid yes, wife no

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49077209)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 8:39 PM
Author: Hyperventilating kitty

that was unnecessary

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49077438)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 9:17 PM
Author: House-broken brethren



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49077539)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 9:28 PM
Author: Adventurous magical den

If it's Carnival, yes. But if it's a classier cruise, it would be very boorish behavior so I'd have to just let him drown.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49077548)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:01 PM
Author: bistre tripping old irish cottage boiling water



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49077605)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 11:22 AM
Author: mischievous rigpig deer antler

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49078741)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 12:27 PM
Author: Hyperventilating kitty

wow

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49078889)