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if your kid falls off a cruise ship, are you jumping in after?

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amber hominid hospital
  06/30/25
I've never been on a cruise, so if this were to happen, he/s...
Soul-stirring milky university
  06/30/25
Same. I have never been on a cruise. I don't think my work w...
frozen death wish
  06/30/25
I don't think the cruise line would allow you to go on one. ...
Henna dragon black woman
  07/01/25
Fat is buoyant. The only real risk for you in the ocean is t...
arousing painfully honest dopamine
  07/06/25
how much life insurance do they have?
histrionic white school
  06/30/25
Absolutely, even in a storm. We're dying together- and even ...
Magenta Dysfunction Library
  06/30/25
You have to try. You're probably both going to die, but you...
Bateful blathering quadroon
  06/30/25
the bermuda triangle isn't real bro you can swim in the ocea...
Exciting point
  06/30/25
just jump is ALWAYS tcr this bro lived https://x.com/a...
amber hominid hospital
  06/30/25
now that's what i call a hypo. rationally you shouldn't d...
Tan Rehab Toilet Seat
  06/30/25
This just happened IRL https://x.com/collinrugg/status/1939...
brindle dead sandwich
  06/30/25
lol twitter is morphing into facebook with those boomer comm...
frisky bawdyhouse messiness
  06/30/25
“ackshually, you should go seek help from a profession...
amber hominid hospital
  06/30/25
180. I thought falling off a cruise ship was sure death.
bisexual pit
  06/30/25
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nPWAYWB6Ijs
Flirting mother
  07/03/25
If you're considering not jumping you probably shouldn't hav...
iridescent mexican
  06/30/25
cr
amber hominid hospital
  06/30/25
what about your other kids?
Tan Rehab Toilet Seat
  06/30/25
? my kids would be glad if i saved their sibling.
Excitant chocolate institution son of senegal
  06/30/25
(guy who doesn't have crotch fruit)
bisexual pit
  06/30/25
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Awkward Hell Kitty
  07/01/25
dad is getting the best pussy of his entire life that night....
frisky bawdyhouse messiness
  06/30/25
His wife will probably have sex with him too
iridescent mexican
  06/30/25
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insanely creepy cordovan legal warrant striped hyena
  07/01/25
*bussy
Glittery church laser beams
  06/30/25
Huh? Kids are a burden to women unless they have some good I...
Magenta Dysfunction Library
  06/30/25
Negative. The wife will be moving that 5 year old daughter i...
Avocado odious multi-billionaire theater
  06/30/25
(actual married male)
medicated brunch half-breed
  06/30/25
fuck
frisky bawdyhouse messiness
  06/30/25
Dad will actually get laid the night they sit down to watch ...
Avocado odious multi-billionaire theater
  06/30/25
this is a sick post even for you.
Soul-stirring milky university
  06/30/25
i meant that the wife is going to be sopping wet at her husb...
frisky bawdyhouse messiness
  06/30/25
absolutely bizarre inference you drew here.
Excitant chocolate institution son of senegal
  06/30/25
Jewish projection is a bitch
amber hominid hospital
  06/30/25
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outnumbered abnormal field
  07/07/25
is this what married men have to do to convince their wives ...
frum talented mad cow disease
  06/30/25
id probably grab a flotation device first
Coiffed charcoal patrolman stock car
  06/30/25
(Smart Dad)
boyish mood
  06/30/25
more like (dad of a dead kid)
amber hominid hospital
  06/30/25
my biggest is like 180lbs i doubt i can keep him and myself ...
Coiffed charcoal patrolman stock car
  06/30/25
Well then his fat ass shouldn’t have been sitting on t...
Awkward Hell Kitty
  07/01/25
(shortmo kids)
Coiffed charcoal patrolman stock car
  07/01/25
Of course, but better plan is to not put your kid up on the ...
exhilarant fortuitous meteor psychic
  06/30/25
this isn’t confirmed but yeah good point
amber hominid hospital
  06/30/25
(Disney in house lawyer)
Vengeful newt
  06/30/25
(Defendant WDC’s Answer to the First Amended Complaint...
duck-like therapy center
  06/30/25
tcr
Awkward Hell Kitty
  07/01/25
just jump
marvelous clear ceo native
  06/30/25
ALWAYS tcr
amber hominid hospital
  06/30/25
...
Big Partner
  07/01/25
Depends which kid
Greedy church building genital piercing
  06/30/25
wow
amber hominid hospital
  06/30/25
Dads jumping in makes up for (barely) the decision to take h...
silver concupiscible property
  06/30/25
JFC man
amber hominid hospital
  06/30/25
Don't forget the brave men and women out there on the law st...
Exciting point
  06/30/25
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marvelous clear ceo native
  06/30/25
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frisky bawdyhouse messiness
  06/30/25
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bisexual pit
  06/30/25
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Mind-boggling impertinent marketing idea jap
  06/30/25
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splenetic filthy parlour
  06/30/25
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Vengeful newt
  06/30/25
sealclubber?
duck-like therapy center
  06/30/25
so, without you, none of this would even be possible?
frum talented mad cow disease
  06/30/25
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  07/01/25
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insanely creepy cordovan legal warrant striped hyena
  07/01/25
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  07/01/25
i didn't see this alley oop coming but you sure dunked it ho...
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  07/01/25
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  07/01/25
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Henna dragon black woman
  07/01/25
*furiously checks the Disney+ subscriber T&Cs*
histrionic white school
  06/30/25
bro
amber hominid hospital
  06/30/25
...
duck-like therapy center
  06/30/25
lol
Awkward Hell Kitty
  07/01/25
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  07/01/25
https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/grandfather-toddler-who...
shaky resort foreskin
  06/30/25
jfc
amber hominid hospital
  06/30/25
eric clapton stunned
Tan Rehab Toilet Seat
  06/30/25
jfc, the poor parents
Mind-boggling impertinent marketing idea jap
  06/30/25
i am very surprised my boomer dad hasn't done this yet
splenetic filthy parlour
  06/30/25
I remember that case. Almost as sad as the 2 year old eaten ...
Awkward Hell Kitty
  07/01/25
Over time our minds are libraries of “horror”.
shaky resort foreskin
  07/01/25
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boyish mood
  07/01/25
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splenetic filthy parlour
  07/06/25
He should have jumped
cracking indigo heaven cumskin
  07/01/25
how many of us have actually practiced diving from height (5...
Maroon 180 ape
  06/30/25
lol at libs. it’s water, bro. you just jump in.
Excitant chocolate institution son of senegal
  06/30/25
cr this fucking pumo would be stuck on the ship mumbling ...
amber hominid hospital
  06/30/25
it's telling that even on the internet where they could pret...
frisky bawdyhouse messiness
  06/30/25
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amber hominid hospital
  07/01/25
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Mustard Useless Rigpig Jew
  07/01/25
lol
Awkward Hell Kitty
  07/01/25
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marvelous clear ceo native
  06/30/25
never gone over 25 feet because of the fear
chrome doobsian jewess
  06/30/25
If you go feet first you have to cross over your legs before...
Overrated garrison turdskin
  07/01/25
Where did you come up with "head first"? Profes...
Confused Cuckold Orchestra Pit
  07/02/25
Yes of course. I can swim and I know I’ll get fished o...
hairraiser new version
  06/30/25
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-13952759/Person-die...
Lime Vivacious Generalized Bond Becky
  07/01/25
it's pretty rare for people to get fished out after going ov...
Mustard Useless Rigpig Jew
  07/01/25
Depends on how many kids. My only child? 100%. 3 kids sti...
Contagious corner digit ratio
  06/30/25
is it your contention that the cruise ship would sink withou...
amber hominid hospital
  07/01/25
Without reading any replies I can with 100% confidence say y...
Awkward Hell Kitty
  07/01/25
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amber hominid hospital
  07/01/25
Spaceporn jumping in after your son and claiming under marit...
insanely creepy cordovan legal warrant striped hyena
  07/01/25
😟
comical shivering trailer park
  07/01/25
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Salmon wonderful cruise ship
  07/01/25
holy shit
amber hominid hospital
  07/01/25
yes absolutely
Mustard Useless Rigpig Jew
  07/01/25
Anyone who says no isn’t a parent.
dark people who are hurt
  07/01/25
Impossible to say for sure in the abstract, but if it’...
cracking indigo heaven cumskin
  07/01/25
You jump in no matter what
Magenta Dysfunction Library
  07/01/25
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amber hominid hospital
  07/02/25
Seems retarded if your odds of survival are 1000 to 1 and yo...
cracking indigo heaven cumskin
  07/02/25
Disco Fries jumping and pulling cord to fully inflate
cracking indigo heaven cumskin
  07/02/25
Would you jump in if you were certain to fail and would peri...
Greedy church building genital piercing
  07/05/25
That's what I was getting at. This is 100% worth it- even if...
Magenta Dysfunction Library
  07/06/25
I’d rather die, even by drowning, than just watch my k...
amber hominid hospital
  07/06/25
its certain death, so kid would never come on a cruise with ...
unholy base national security agency
  07/05/25
yes, but i would do so anyway because being on a cruise is p...
insanely creepy cordovan legal warrant striped hyena
  07/06/25
kid yes, wife no
godawful alpha
  07/06/25
that was unnecessary
amber hominid hospital
  07/06/25
...
Greedy church building genital piercing
  07/06/25
If it's Carnival, yes. But if it's a classier cruise, it wou...
rusted french chef
  07/06/25
...
splenetic filthy parlour
  07/06/25
lol
Awkward Hell Kitty
  07/07/25
wow
amber hominid hospital
  07/07/25


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Date: June 30th, 2025 4:59 PM
Author: amber hominid hospital



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061236)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:00 PM
Author: Soul-stirring milky university

I've never been on a cruise, so if this were to happen, he/she would be taking that trip without me depriving me of the opportunity to jump in.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061241)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:08 PM
Author: frozen death wish

Same. I have never been on a cruise. I don't think my work would allow me to go on one.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061487)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:30 PM
Author: Henna dragon black woman

I don't think the cruise line would allow you to go on one. Your massive frame would cause ruptures in the deck, not to mention the fuel costs.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49064550)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 2:14 PM
Author: arousing painfully honest dopamine

Fat is buoyant. The only real risk for you in the ocean is that a shark might mistake you for a seal.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49076352)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:01 PM
Author: histrionic white school

how much life insurance do they have?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061242)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:01 PM
Author: Magenta Dysfunction Library

Absolutely, even in a storm. We're dying together- and even if I can't find him in the swells, and he can only hear me yelling his name; and even on the chance he can't.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061243)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:03 PM
Author: Bateful blathering quadroon

You have to try. You're probably both going to die, but you have to try

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061246)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:24 PM
Author: Exciting point

the bermuda triangle isn't real bro you can swim in the ocean.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061294)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:29 PM
Author: amber hominid hospital

just jump is ALWAYS tcr

this bro lived

https://x.com/aleclace/status/1939764025169998323

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061317)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:03 PM
Author: Tan Rehab Toilet Seat

now that's what i call a hypo.

rationally you shouldn't do it, but you're probably jumping in without thinking about it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061248)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:06 PM
Author: brindle dead sandwich

This just happened IRL

https://x.com/collinrugg/status/1939738528734380304?s=61

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061251)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:19 PM
Author: frisky bawdyhouse messiness

lol twitter is morphing into facebook with those boomer comments

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061275)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:22 PM
Author: amber hominid hospital

“ackshually, you should go seek help from a professional”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061286)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:11 PM
Author: bisexual pit

180. I thought falling off a cruise ship was sure death.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061686)



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Date: July 3rd, 2025 6:00 PM
Author: Flirting mother

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nPWAYWB6Ijs

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49070086)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:05 PM
Author: iridescent mexican

If you're considering not jumping you probably shouldn't have kids

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061249)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: amber hominid hospital

cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061270)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:21 PM
Author: Tan Rehab Toilet Seat

what about your other kids?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061282)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:51 PM
Author: Excitant chocolate institution son of senegal

?

my kids would be glad if i saved their sibling.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061414)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:58 PM
Author: bisexual pit

(guy who doesn't have crotch fruit)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061811)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:27 AM
Author: Awkward Hell Kitty



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062447)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:08 PM
Author: frisky bawdyhouse messiness

dad is getting the best pussy of his entire life that night.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061254)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: iridescent mexican

His wife will probably have sex with him too

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061267)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:27 AM
Author: insanely creepy cordovan legal warrant striped hyena



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062635)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:25 PM
Author: Glittery church laser beams

*bussy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061298)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:27 PM
Author: Magenta Dysfunction Library

Huh? Kids are a burden to women unless they have some good Instagram value

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061308)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:29 PM
Author: Avocado odious multi-billionaire theater

Negative. The wife will be moving that 5 year old daughter into the parental bed and the kid won’t be back in their own bedroom for at least six months.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061316)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:44 PM
Author: medicated brunch half-breed

(actual married male)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061773)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 8:05 PM
Author: frisky bawdyhouse messiness

fuck

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061824)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 8:21 PM
Author: Avocado odious multi-billionaire theater

Dad will actually get laid the night they sit down to watch their segment on the news where mom got to give a giant teary interview. Local news gets him a vanilla romp equivalent to when they’d been dating 1.5 years. A prime time national news interview gets him the Lauren Sanchez/Megan Markle depravity special.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061869)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:41 PM
Author: Soul-stirring milky university

this is a sick post even for you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061357)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:50 PM
Author: frisky bawdyhouse messiness

i meant that the wife is going to be sopping wet at her husband's heroics + adrenaline

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061405)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:53 PM
Author: Excitant chocolate institution son of senegal

absolutely bizarre inference you drew here.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061421)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:54 PM
Author: amber hominid hospital

Jewish projection is a bitch

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061427)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 11:36 AM
Author: outnumbered abnormal field



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49078762)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 9:29 PM
Author: frum talented mad cow disease

is this what married men have to do to convince their wives to have sex with them?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062016)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:09 PM
Author: Coiffed charcoal patrolman stock car

id probably grab a flotation device first

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061255)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:13 PM
Author: boyish mood

(Smart Dad)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061265)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:15 PM
Author: amber hominid hospital

more like (dad of a dead kid)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061272)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:21 PM
Author: Coiffed charcoal patrolman stock car

my biggest is like 180lbs i doubt i can keep him and myself afloat

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061713)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:30 AM
Author: Awkward Hell Kitty

Well then his fat ass shouldn’t have been sitting on the railing of a moving cruise ship while out at sea and you shouldn’t have come up with such a stupid fucking idea.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062448)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:44 AM
Author: Coiffed charcoal patrolman stock car

(shortmo kids)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062661)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:13 PM
Author: exhilarant fortuitous meteor psychic

Of course, but better plan is to not put your kid up on the rail to begin with.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061266)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:21 PM
Author: amber hominid hospital

this isn’t confirmed but yeah good point

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061283)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:28 PM
Author: Vengeful newt

(Disney in house lawyer)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061312)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:34 PM
Author: duck-like therapy center

(Defendant WDC’s Answer to the First Amended Complaint)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061328)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:33 AM
Author: Awkward Hell Kitty

tcr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062449)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:37 PM
Author: marvelous clear ceo native

just jump

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061336)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:39 PM
Author: amber hominid hospital

ALWAYS tcr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061345)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:20 PM
Author: Big Partner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49064523)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:45 PM
Author: Greedy church building genital piercing

Depends which kid

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061384)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:49 PM
Author: amber hominid hospital

wow

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061398)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:48 PM
Author: silver concupiscible property

Dads jumping in makes up for (barely) the decision to take his kids on a "disney cruise" to begin with. He comes out even. Real heros are the disney compliance folks who ensured appropriate policy and procedures were in place and executed upon by trained crew members, and of course the disney C suite without whom none of this would even be possible.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061394)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:49 PM
Author: amber hominid hospital

JFC man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061399)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:50 PM
Author: Exciting point

Don't forget the brave men and women out there on the law streets fighting for the Dad who sued Disney after his daughter ended up with a broken collarbone. Those medical expenses and personal trauma don't pay for themselves, brother.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061404)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:50 PM
Author: marvelous clear ceo native



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061410)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:59 PM
Author: frisky bawdyhouse messiness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061450)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:21 PM
Author: bisexual pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061712)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:47 PM
Author: Mind-boggling impertinent marketing idea jap



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061777)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 8:03 PM
Author: splenetic filthy parlour



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061817)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 9:31 PM
Author: Vengeful newt



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062020)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:45 PM
Author: duck-like therapy center

sealclubber?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062243)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:46 PM
Author: frum talented mad cow disease

so, without you, none of this would even be possible?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062247)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:09 AM
Author: Floppy station coffee pot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062443)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:27 AM
Author: insanely creepy cordovan legal warrant striped hyena



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062637)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:30 AM
Author: maize bearded giraffe



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062948)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:11 PM
Author: Ebony gaped forum

i didn't see this alley oop coming but you sure dunked it home

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49063691)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:17 PM
Author: cracking indigo heaven cumskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49063718)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:39 PM
Author: Henna dragon black woman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49064589)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:51 PM
Author: histrionic white school

*furiously checks the Disney+ subscriber T&Cs*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061415)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:57 PM
Author: amber hominid hospital

bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061443)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:45 PM
Author: duck-like therapy center



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062245)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:34 AM
Author: Awkward Hell Kitty

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062450)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:37 AM
Author: vibrant orchid really tough guy gay wizard



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062979)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:57 PM
Author: shaky resort foreskin

https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/grandfather-toddler-who-fell-out-cruise-ship-window-sentenced-3-n1257067

The grandfather who was with his 18-month-old granddaughter when she fell to her death from an open window on a Royal Caribbean cruise ship was sentenced Monday to three years of probation, according to Puerto Rico's Department of Justice.

Salvatore “Sam” Anello, of Valparaiso, Indiana, pleaded guilty to negligent homicide last year after his granddaughter, Chloe Wiegand, fell through an 11-story window from the ship docked in San Juan, Puerto Rico, in July 2019.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061441)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:00 PM
Author: amber hominid hospital

jfc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061454)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:54 PM
Author: Tan Rehab Toilet Seat

eric clapton stunned

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061798)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:57 PM
Author: Mind-boggling impertinent marketing idea jap

jfc, the poor parents

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061808)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 8:05 PM
Author: splenetic filthy parlour

i am very surprised my boomer dad hasn't done this yet

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061822)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:37 AM
Author: Awkward Hell Kitty

I remember that case. Almost as sad as the 2 year old eaten by an alligator at a Disney resort with the dad punching the alligator and the little boy screaming daddy help.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062451)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:23 AM
Author: shaky resort foreskin

Over time our minds are libraries of “horror”.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062632)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:19 PM
Author: boyish mood



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49064521)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:00 PM
Author: splenetic filthy parlour



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49077604)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:18 PM
Author: cracking indigo heaven cumskin

He should have jumped

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49063719)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:06 PM
Author: Maroon 180 ape

how many of us have actually practiced diving from height (50+ feet)? i've only done it a few times, and i see how anyone in a hurry/panic would fuck it up completely.

you're supposed to relax beforehand and maintain good form by stretching your arms over your head so that your hands form a wedge. that wedge is what is supposed to strike the water first, creating a safe entry for the rest of your body.

the next-best entry is supposedly to hit the water feet-first with your toes extended to also form a bit of a wedge, but that's more likely to result in leg injuries.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061480)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:09 PM
Author: Excitant chocolate institution son of senegal

lol at libs.

it’s water, bro. you just jump in.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061492)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:13 PM
Author: amber hominid hospital

cr

this fucking pumo would be stuck on the ship mumbling incoherently to his wife and cops about wedges while they dredge his kid from the bottom of the sea

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061501)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:22 PM
Author: frisky bawdyhouse messiness

it's telling that even on the internet where they could pretend to be a tough guy their minds immediately go to making excuses about why it would be a bad idea. lib baby falls in and the headline would be "panicked former dad explains water surface tension is as rigid as concrete from fifty feet high"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061528)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:48 AM
Author: amber hominid hospital



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062397)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:00 PM
Author: Mustard Useless Rigpig Jew



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49064441)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:39 AM
Author: Awkward Hell Kitty

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062452)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:15 PM
Author: marvelous clear ceo native



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061509)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 9:33 PM
Author: chrome doobsian jewess

never gone over 25 feet because of the fear

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062022)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 6:59 PM
Author: Overrated garrison turdskin

If you go feet first you have to cross over your legs before going in otherwise you'll get water shot up your ass hole. I know a guy that fell barefoot waterskiing at about the same speed. He had to see a Dr because his ass was bleeding inside.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49064439)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 9:23 AM
Author: Confused Cuckold Orchestra Pit

Where did you come up with "head first"?

Professional high divers and cliff jumpers always land feet first.

https://youtu.be/h-Z8_qsQYXc?t=86

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49065730)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:36 PM
Author: hairraiser new version

Yes of course. I can swim and I know I’ll get fished out, and in the meantime I can provide immediate action rather than minutes of delay.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061591)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 5:58 AM
Author: Lime Vivacious Generalized Bond Becky

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-13952759/Person-dies-falling-overboard-cruise-ship-Channel-Islands.html

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062469)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:44 AM
Author: Mustard Useless Rigpig Jew

it's pretty rare for people to get fished out after going overboard on a cruise ship. you have to be ready to die

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49063005)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:24 PM
Author: Contagious corner digit ratio

Depends on how many kids. My only child? 100%. 3 kids still on boat with wife?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061717)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:49 AM
Author: amber hominid hospital

is it your contention that the cruise ship would sink without you?

also, she would 100% take the kids and leave you anyways

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062398)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:25 AM
Author: Awkward Hell Kitty

Without reading any replies I can with 100% confidence say yes, without hesitation. It would be instinctive. I don’t know how any parent could answer otherwise.

I love my mixed kids more than anything in the world.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062446)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 5:14 AM
Author: amber hominid hospital



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062459)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:28 AM
Author: insanely creepy cordovan legal warrant striped hyena

Spaceporn jumping in after your son and claiming under maritime salvage laws he gets to keep him

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062639)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:37 AM
Author: comical shivering trailer park

😟

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062977)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:43 AM
Author: Salmon wonderful cruise ship



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49063002)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 5:56 PM
Author: amber hominid hospital

holy shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49064258)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:44 AM
Author: Mustard Useless Rigpig Jew

yes absolutely

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49063006)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:16 PM
Author: dark people who are hurt

Anyone who says no isn’t a parent.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49063715)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:20 PM
Author: cracking indigo heaven cumskin

Impossible to say for sure in the abstract, but if it’s a bright clear day yes. If it’s rainy and 15-foot seas at 3 am, probably not. This is partly why I had so many kids.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49063724)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:22 PM
Author: Magenta Dysfunction Library

You jump in no matter what

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49064533)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 4:34 AM
Author: amber hominid hospital



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49065395)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 9:13 AM
Author: cracking indigo heaven cumskin

Seems retarded if your odds of survival are 1000 to 1 and you have other kids. Sometimes kids get got.

Also, which kid it is really does play a minor role in the decision to jump.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49065717)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 9:15 AM
Author: cracking indigo heaven cumskin

Disco Fries jumping and pulling cord to fully inflate

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49065721)



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Date: July 5th, 2025 9:09 PM
Author: Greedy church building genital piercing

Would you jump in if you were certain to fail and would perish alongside him but you’d prevent your son from dying terrified and alone?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49075086)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 4:42 AM
Author: Magenta Dysfunction Library

That's what I was getting at. This is 100% worth it- even if you can't actually find him in the water, and you know you are 99% unlikely to find him, it is still worth it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49075651)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 1:44 PM
Author: amber hominid hospital

I’d rather die, even by drowning, than just watch my kid die while doing nothing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49076284)



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Date: July 5th, 2025 9:15 PM
Author: unholy base national security agency

its certain death, so kid would never come on a cruise with me in the first place

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49075101)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 6:35 PM
Author: insanely creepy cordovan legal warrant striped hyena

yes, but i would do so anyway because being on a cruise is prole helldrome

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49077073)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 7:22 PM
Author: godawful alpha

kid yes, wife no

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49077209)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 8:39 PM
Author: amber hominid hospital

that was unnecessary

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49077438)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 9:17 PM
Author: Greedy church building genital piercing



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49077539)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 9:28 PM
Author: rusted french chef

If it's Carnival, yes. But if it's a classier cruise, it would be very boorish behavior so I'd have to just let him drown.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49077548)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:01 PM
Author: splenetic filthy parlour



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49077605)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 11:22 AM
Author: Awkward Hell Kitty

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49078741)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 12:27 PM
Author: amber hominid hospital

wow

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49078889)