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if your kid falls off a cruise ship, are you jumping in after?

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fuchsia medicated parlor
  06/30/25
I've never been on a cruise, so if this were to happen, he/s...
dull mental disorder masturbator
  06/30/25
Same. I have never been on a cruise. I don't think my work w...
Amethyst ticket booth
  06/30/25
I don't think the cruise line would allow you to go on one. ...
Silver Corn Cake
  07/01/25
Fat is buoyant. The only real risk for you in the ocean is t...
Gay Menage
  07/06/25
how much life insurance do they have?
greedy persian
  06/30/25
Absolutely, even in a storm. We're dying together- and even ...
provocative chest-beating old irish cottage newt
  06/30/25
You have to try. You're probably both going to die, but you...
Dark macaca forum
  06/30/25
the bermuda triangle isn't real bro you can swim in the ocea...
Wonderful stage
  06/30/25
just jump is ALWAYS tcr this bro lived https://x.com/a...
fuchsia medicated parlor
  06/30/25
now that's what i call a hypo. rationally you shouldn't d...
Amber fragrant generalized bond
  06/30/25
This just happened IRL https://x.com/collinrugg/status/1939...
green lodge
  06/30/25
lol twitter is morphing into facebook with those boomer comm...
impressive turdskin
  06/30/25
“ackshually, you should go seek help from a profession...
fuchsia medicated parlor
  06/30/25
180. I thought falling off a cruise ship was sure death.
flirting step-uncle's house
  06/30/25
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nPWAYWB6Ijs
Slap-happy Adulterous International Law Enforcement Agency Son Of Senegal
  07/03/25
If you're considering not jumping you probably shouldn't hav...
arousing godawful hell
  06/30/25
cr
fuchsia medicated parlor
  06/30/25
what about your other kids?
Amber fragrant generalized bond
  06/30/25
? my kids would be glad if i saved their sibling.
spectacular sickened whorehouse tank
  06/30/25
(guy who doesn't have crotch fruit)
flirting step-uncle's house
  06/30/25
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bat-shit-crazy puce field gaping
  07/01/25
dad is getting the best pussy of his entire life that night....
impressive turdskin
  06/30/25
His wife will probably have sex with him too
arousing godawful hell
  06/30/25
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Dashing party of the first part
  07/01/25
*bussy
Concupiscible Idiot
  06/30/25
Huh? Kids are a burden to women unless they have some good I...
provocative chest-beating old irish cottage newt
  06/30/25
Negative. The wife will be moving that 5 year old daughter i...
Smoky toaster
  06/30/25
(actual married male)
cheese-eating red blood rage electric furnace
  06/30/25
fuck
impressive turdskin
  06/30/25
Dad will actually get laid the night they sit down to watch ...
Smoky toaster
  06/30/25
this is a sick post even for you.
dull mental disorder masturbator
  06/30/25
i meant that the wife is going to be sopping wet at her husb...
impressive turdskin
  06/30/25
absolutely bizarre inference you drew here.
spectacular sickened whorehouse tank
  06/30/25
Jewish projection is a bitch
fuchsia medicated parlor
  06/30/25
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histrionic friendly grandma trust fund
  07/07/25
is this what married men have to do to convince their wives ...
Henna Shrine
  06/30/25
id probably grab a flotation device first
Aqua brunch circlehead
  06/30/25
(Smart Dad)
razzle infuriating pervert property
  06/30/25
more like (dad of a dead kid)
fuchsia medicated parlor
  06/30/25
my biggest is like 180lbs i doubt i can keep him and myself ...
Aqua brunch circlehead
  06/30/25
Well then his fat ass shouldn’t have been sitting on t...
bat-shit-crazy puce field gaping
  07/01/25
(shortmo kids)
Aqua brunch circlehead
  07/01/25
Of course, but better plan is to not put your kid up on the ...
Copper Thriller Trailer Park National Security Agency
  06/30/25
this isn’t confirmed but yeah good point
fuchsia medicated parlor
  06/30/25
(Disney in house lawyer)
submissive doctorate
  06/30/25
(Defendant WDC’s Answer to the First Amended Complaint...
ebony tanning salon
  06/30/25
tcr
bat-shit-crazy puce field gaping
  07/01/25
just jump
Rambunctious location digit ratio
  06/30/25
ALWAYS tcr
fuchsia medicated parlor
  06/30/25
...
Buck-toothed trip state goal in life
  07/01/25
Depends which kid
Blathering rehab
  06/30/25
wow
fuchsia medicated parlor
  06/30/25
Dads jumping in makes up for (barely) the decision to take h...
low-t beta background story partner
  06/30/25
JFC man
fuchsia medicated parlor
  06/30/25
Don't forget the brave men and women out there on the law st...
Wonderful stage
  06/30/25
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Rambunctious location digit ratio
  06/30/25
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impressive turdskin
  06/30/25
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flirting step-uncle's house
  06/30/25
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Harsh rose den
  06/30/25
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submissive doctorate
  06/30/25
sealclubber?
ebony tanning salon
  06/30/25
so, without you, none of this would even be possible?
Henna Shrine
  06/30/25
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  07/01/25
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Dashing party of the first part
  07/01/25
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slimy violet voyeur
  07/01/25
i didn't see this alley oop coming but you sure dunked it ho...
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  07/01/25
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  07/01/25
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Silver Corn Cake
  07/01/25
*furiously checks the Disney+ subscriber T&Cs*
greedy persian
  06/30/25
bro
fuchsia medicated parlor
  06/30/25
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ebony tanning salon
  06/30/25
lol
bat-shit-crazy puce field gaping
  07/01/25
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Aphrodisiac clear gas station
  07/01/25
https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/grandfather-toddler-who...
Jade beady-eyed school sneaky criminal
  06/30/25
jfc
fuchsia medicated parlor
  06/30/25
eric clapton stunned
Amber fragrant generalized bond
  06/30/25
jfc, the poor parents
bisexual base deer antler
  06/30/25
i am very surprised my boomer dad hasn't done this yet
Harsh rose den
  06/30/25
I remember that case. Almost as sad as the 2 year old eaten ...
bat-shit-crazy puce field gaping
  07/01/25
Over time our minds are libraries of “horror”.
Jade beady-eyed school sneaky criminal
  07/01/25
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razzle infuriating pervert property
  07/01/25
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Harsh rose den
  07/06/25
He should have jumped
Turquoise bateful cuckoldry hospital
  07/01/25
how many of us have actually practiced diving from height (5...
hairraiser corner affirmative action
  06/30/25
lol at libs. it’s water, bro. you just jump in.
spectacular sickened whorehouse tank
  06/30/25
cr this fucking pumo would be stuck on the ship mumbling ...
fuchsia medicated parlor
  06/30/25
it's telling that even on the internet where they could pret...
impressive turdskin
  06/30/25
...
fuchsia medicated parlor
  07/01/25
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fishy hateful space cuckold
  07/01/25
lol
bat-shit-crazy puce field gaping
  07/01/25
...
Rambunctious location digit ratio
  06/30/25
never gone over 25 feet because of the fear
Soul-stirring Slippery Institution Degenerate
  06/30/25
If you go feet first you have to cross over your legs before...
excitant parlour kitty
  07/01/25
Where did you come up with "head first"? Profes...
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  07/02/25
Yes of course. I can swim and I know I’ll get fished o...
bright site
  06/30/25
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-13952759/Person-die...
Glassy nursing home
  07/01/25
it's pretty rare for people to get fished out after going ov...
fishy hateful space cuckold
  07/01/25
Depends on how many kids. My only child? 100%. 3 kids sti...
Apoplectic bawdyhouse
  06/30/25
is it your contention that the cruise ship would sink withou...
fuchsia medicated parlor
  07/01/25
Without reading any replies I can with 100% confidence say y...
bat-shit-crazy puce field gaping
  07/01/25
...
fuchsia medicated parlor
  07/01/25
Spaceporn jumping in after your son and claiming under marit...
Dashing party of the first part
  07/01/25
😟
Light unholy water buffalo
  07/01/25
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Avocado Windowlicker
  07/01/25
holy shit
fuchsia medicated parlor
  07/01/25
yes absolutely
fishy hateful space cuckold
  07/01/25
Anyone who says no isn’t a parent.
emerald lascivious marketing idea boistinker
  07/01/25
Impossible to say for sure in the abstract, but if it’...
Turquoise bateful cuckoldry hospital
  07/01/25
You jump in no matter what
provocative chest-beating old irish cottage newt
  07/01/25
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fuchsia medicated parlor
  07/02/25
Seems retarded if your odds of survival are 1000 to 1 and yo...
Turquoise bateful cuckoldry hospital
  07/02/25
Disco Fries jumping and pulling cord to fully inflate
Turquoise bateful cuckoldry hospital
  07/02/25
Would you jump in if you were certain to fail and would peri...
Blathering rehab
  07/05/25
That's what I was getting at. This is 100% worth it- even if...
provocative chest-beating old irish cottage newt
  07/06/25
I’d rather die, even by drowning, than just watch my k...
fuchsia medicated parlor
  07/06/25
its certain death, so kid would never come on a cruise with ...
deranged yapping indian lodge half-breed
  07/05/25
yes, but i would do so anyway because being on a cruise is p...
Dashing party of the first part
  07/06/25
kid yes, wife no
big church building queen of the night
  07/06/25
that was unnecessary
fuchsia medicated parlor
  07/06/25
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Blathering rehab
  07/06/25
If it's Carnival, yes. But if it's a classier cruise, it wou...
lavender boyish antidepressant drug
  07/06/25
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Harsh rose den
  07/06/25
lol
bat-shit-crazy puce field gaping
  07/07/25
wow
fuchsia medicated parlor
  07/07/25


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Date: June 30th, 2025 4:59 PM
Author: fuchsia medicated parlor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061236)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:00 PM
Author: dull mental disorder masturbator

I've never been on a cruise, so if this were to happen, he/she would be taking that trip without me depriving me of the opportunity to jump in.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061241)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:08 PM
Author: Amethyst ticket booth

Same. I have never been on a cruise. I don't think my work would allow me to go on one.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061487)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:30 PM
Author: Silver Corn Cake

I don't think the cruise line would allow you to go on one. Your massive frame would cause ruptures in the deck, not to mention the fuel costs.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49064550)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 2:14 PM
Author: Gay Menage

Fat is buoyant. The only real risk for you in the ocean is that a shark might mistake you for a seal.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49076352)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:01 PM
Author: greedy persian

how much life insurance do they have?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061242)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:01 PM
Author: provocative chest-beating old irish cottage newt

Absolutely, even in a storm. We're dying together- and even if I can't find him in the swells, and he can only hear me yelling his name; and even on the chance he can't.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061243)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:03 PM
Author: Dark macaca forum

You have to try. You're probably both going to die, but you have to try

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061246)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:24 PM
Author: Wonderful stage

the bermuda triangle isn't real bro you can swim in the ocean.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061294)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:29 PM
Author: fuchsia medicated parlor

just jump is ALWAYS tcr

this bro lived

https://x.com/aleclace/status/1939764025169998323

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061317)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:03 PM
Author: Amber fragrant generalized bond

now that's what i call a hypo.

rationally you shouldn't do it, but you're probably jumping in without thinking about it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061248)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:06 PM
Author: green lodge

This just happened IRL

https://x.com/collinrugg/status/1939738528734380304?s=61

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061251)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:19 PM
Author: impressive turdskin

lol twitter is morphing into facebook with those boomer comments

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061275)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:22 PM
Author: fuchsia medicated parlor

“ackshually, you should go seek help from a professional”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061286)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:11 PM
Author: flirting step-uncle's house

180. I thought falling off a cruise ship was sure death.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061686)



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Date: July 3rd, 2025 6:00 PM
Author: Slap-happy Adulterous International Law Enforcement Agency Son Of Senegal

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nPWAYWB6Ijs

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49070086)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:05 PM
Author: arousing godawful hell

If you're considering not jumping you probably shouldn't have kids

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061249)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: fuchsia medicated parlor

cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061270)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:21 PM
Author: Amber fragrant generalized bond

what about your other kids?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061282)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:51 PM
Author: spectacular sickened whorehouse tank

?

my kids would be glad if i saved their sibling.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061414)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:58 PM
Author: flirting step-uncle's house

(guy who doesn't have crotch fruit)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061811)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:27 AM
Author: bat-shit-crazy puce field gaping



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062447)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:08 PM
Author: impressive turdskin

dad is getting the best pussy of his entire life that night.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061254)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: arousing godawful hell

His wife will probably have sex with him too

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061267)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:27 AM
Author: Dashing party of the first part



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062635)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:25 PM
Author: Concupiscible Idiot

*bussy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061298)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:27 PM
Author: provocative chest-beating old irish cottage newt

Huh? Kids are a burden to women unless they have some good Instagram value

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061308)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:29 PM
Author: Smoky toaster

Negative. The wife will be moving that 5 year old daughter into the parental bed and the kid won’t be back in their own bedroom for at least six months.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061316)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:44 PM
Author: cheese-eating red blood rage electric furnace

(actual married male)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061773)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 8:05 PM
Author: impressive turdskin

fuck

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061824)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 8:21 PM
Author: Smoky toaster

Dad will actually get laid the night they sit down to watch their segment on the news where mom got to give a giant teary interview. Local news gets him a vanilla romp equivalent to when they’d been dating 1.5 years. A prime time national news interview gets him the Lauren Sanchez/Megan Markle depravity special.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061869)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:41 PM
Author: dull mental disorder masturbator

this is a sick post even for you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061357)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:50 PM
Author: impressive turdskin

i meant that the wife is going to be sopping wet at her husband's heroics + adrenaline

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061405)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:53 PM
Author: spectacular sickened whorehouse tank

absolutely bizarre inference you drew here.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061421)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:54 PM
Author: fuchsia medicated parlor

Jewish projection is a bitch

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061427)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 11:36 AM
Author: histrionic friendly grandma trust fund



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49078762)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 9:29 PM
Author: Henna Shrine

is this what married men have to do to convince their wives to have sex with them?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062016)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:09 PM
Author: Aqua brunch circlehead

id probably grab a flotation device first

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061255)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:13 PM
Author: razzle infuriating pervert property

(Smart Dad)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061265)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:15 PM
Author: fuchsia medicated parlor

more like (dad of a dead kid)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061272)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:21 PM
Author: Aqua brunch circlehead

my biggest is like 180lbs i doubt i can keep him and myself afloat

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061713)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:30 AM
Author: bat-shit-crazy puce field gaping

Well then his fat ass shouldn’t have been sitting on the railing of a moving cruise ship while out at sea and you shouldn’t have come up with such a stupid fucking idea.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062448)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:44 AM
Author: Aqua brunch circlehead

(shortmo kids)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062661)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:13 PM
Author: Copper Thriller Trailer Park National Security Agency

Of course, but better plan is to not put your kid up on the rail to begin with.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061266)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:21 PM
Author: fuchsia medicated parlor

this isn’t confirmed but yeah good point

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061283)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:28 PM
Author: submissive doctorate

(Disney in house lawyer)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061312)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:34 PM
Author: ebony tanning salon

(Defendant WDC’s Answer to the First Amended Complaint)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061328)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:33 AM
Author: bat-shit-crazy puce field gaping

tcr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062449)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:37 PM
Author: Rambunctious location digit ratio

just jump

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061336)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:39 PM
Author: fuchsia medicated parlor

ALWAYS tcr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061345)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:20 PM
Author: Buck-toothed trip state goal in life



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49064523)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:45 PM
Author: Blathering rehab

Depends which kid

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061384)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:49 PM
Author: fuchsia medicated parlor

wow

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061398)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:48 PM
Author: low-t beta background story partner

Dads jumping in makes up for (barely) the decision to take his kids on a "disney cruise" to begin with. He comes out even. Real heros are the disney compliance folks who ensured appropriate policy and procedures were in place and executed upon by trained crew members, and of course the disney C suite without whom none of this would even be possible.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061394)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:49 PM
Author: fuchsia medicated parlor

JFC man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061399)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:50 PM
Author: Wonderful stage

Don't forget the brave men and women out there on the law streets fighting for the Dad who sued Disney after his daughter ended up with a broken collarbone. Those medical expenses and personal trauma don't pay for themselves, brother.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061404)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:50 PM
Author: Rambunctious location digit ratio



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061410)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:59 PM
Author: impressive turdskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061450)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:21 PM
Author: flirting step-uncle's house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061712)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:47 PM
Author: bisexual base deer antler



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061777)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 8:03 PM
Author: Harsh rose den



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061817)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 9:31 PM
Author: submissive doctorate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062020)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:45 PM
Author: ebony tanning salon

sealclubber?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062243)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:46 PM
Author: Henna Shrine

so, without you, none of this would even be possible?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062247)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:09 AM
Author: rough-skinned sable codepig office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062443)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:27 AM
Author: Dashing party of the first part



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062637)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:30 AM
Author: slimy violet voyeur



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062948)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:11 PM
Author: Twinkling supple dilemma foreskin

i didn't see this alley oop coming but you sure dunked it home

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49063691)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:17 PM
Author: Turquoise bateful cuckoldry hospital



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49063718)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:39 PM
Author: Silver Corn Cake



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49064589)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:51 PM
Author: greedy persian

*furiously checks the Disney+ subscriber T&Cs*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061415)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:57 PM
Author: fuchsia medicated parlor

bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061443)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:45 PM
Author: ebony tanning salon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062245)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:34 AM
Author: bat-shit-crazy puce field gaping

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062450)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:37 AM
Author: Aphrodisiac clear gas station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062979)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:57 PM
Author: Jade beady-eyed school sneaky criminal

https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/grandfather-toddler-who-fell-out-cruise-ship-window-sentenced-3-n1257067

The grandfather who was with his 18-month-old granddaughter when she fell to her death from an open window on a Royal Caribbean cruise ship was sentenced Monday to three years of probation, according to Puerto Rico's Department of Justice.

Salvatore “Sam” Anello, of Valparaiso, Indiana, pleaded guilty to negligent homicide last year after his granddaughter, Chloe Wiegand, fell through an 11-story window from the ship docked in San Juan, Puerto Rico, in July 2019.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061441)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:00 PM
Author: fuchsia medicated parlor

jfc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061454)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:54 PM
Author: Amber fragrant generalized bond

eric clapton stunned

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061798)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:57 PM
Author: bisexual base deer antler

jfc, the poor parents

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061808)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 8:05 PM
Author: Harsh rose den

i am very surprised my boomer dad hasn't done this yet

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061822)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:37 AM
Author: bat-shit-crazy puce field gaping

I remember that case. Almost as sad as the 2 year old eaten by an alligator at a Disney resort with the dad punching the alligator and the little boy screaming daddy help.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062451)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:23 AM
Author: Jade beady-eyed school sneaky criminal

Over time our minds are libraries of “horror”.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062632)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:19 PM
Author: razzle infuriating pervert property



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49064521)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:00 PM
Author: Harsh rose den



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49077604)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:18 PM
Author: Turquoise bateful cuckoldry hospital

He should have jumped

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49063719)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:06 PM
Author: hairraiser corner affirmative action

how many of us have actually practiced diving from height (50+ feet)? i've only done it a few times, and i see how anyone in a hurry/panic would fuck it up completely.

you're supposed to relax beforehand and maintain good form by stretching your arms over your head so that your hands form a wedge. that wedge is what is supposed to strike the water first, creating a safe entry for the rest of your body.

the next-best entry is supposedly to hit the water feet-first with your toes extended to also form a bit of a wedge, but that's more likely to result in leg injuries.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061480)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:09 PM
Author: spectacular sickened whorehouse tank

lol at libs.

it’s water, bro. you just jump in.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061492)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:13 PM
Author: fuchsia medicated parlor

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this fucking pumo would be stuck on the ship mumbling incoherently to his wife and cops about wedges while they dredge his kid from the bottom of the sea

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061501)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:22 PM
Author: impressive turdskin

it's telling that even on the internet where they could pretend to be a tough guy their minds immediately go to making excuses about why it would be a bad idea. lib baby falls in and the headline would be "panicked former dad explains water surface tension is as rigid as concrete from fifty feet high"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061528)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:48 AM
Author: fuchsia medicated parlor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062397)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:00 PM
Author: fishy hateful space cuckold



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49064441)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:39 AM
Author: bat-shit-crazy puce field gaping

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062452)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:15 PM
Author: Rambunctious location digit ratio



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061509)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 9:33 PM
Author: Soul-stirring Slippery Institution Degenerate

never gone over 25 feet because of the fear

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062022)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 6:59 PM
Author: excitant parlour kitty

If you go feet first you have to cross over your legs before going in otherwise you'll get water shot up your ass hole. I know a guy that fell barefoot waterskiing at about the same speed. He had to see a Dr because his ass was bleeding inside.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49064439)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 9:23 AM
Author: flushed swollen wagecucks gay wizard

Where did you come up with "head first"?

Professional high divers and cliff jumpers always land feet first.

https://youtu.be/h-Z8_qsQYXc?t=86

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49065730)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:36 PM
Author: bright site

Yes of course. I can swim and I know I’ll get fished out, and in the meantime I can provide immediate action rather than minutes of delay.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061591)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 5:58 AM
Author: Glassy nursing home

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-13952759/Person-dies-falling-overboard-cruise-ship-Channel-Islands.html

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062469)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:44 AM
Author: fishy hateful space cuckold

it's pretty rare for people to get fished out after going overboard on a cruise ship. you have to be ready to die

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49063005)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:24 PM
Author: Apoplectic bawdyhouse

Depends on how many kids. My only child? 100%. 3 kids still on boat with wife?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061717)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:49 AM
Author: fuchsia medicated parlor

is it your contention that the cruise ship would sink without you?

also, she would 100% take the kids and leave you anyways

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062398)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:25 AM
Author: bat-shit-crazy puce field gaping

Without reading any replies I can with 100% confidence say yes, without hesitation. It would be instinctive. I don’t know how any parent could answer otherwise.

I love my mixed kids more than anything in the world.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062446)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 5:14 AM
Author: fuchsia medicated parlor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062459)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:28 AM
Author: Dashing party of the first part

Spaceporn jumping in after your son and claiming under maritime salvage laws he gets to keep him

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062639)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:37 AM
Author: Light unholy water buffalo

😟

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062977)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:43 AM
Author: Avocado Windowlicker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49063002)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 5:56 PM
Author: fuchsia medicated parlor

holy shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49064258)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:44 AM
Author: fishy hateful space cuckold

yes absolutely

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49063006)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:16 PM
Author: emerald lascivious marketing idea boistinker

Anyone who says no isn’t a parent.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49063715)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:20 PM
Author: Turquoise bateful cuckoldry hospital

Impossible to say for sure in the abstract, but if it’s a bright clear day yes. If it’s rainy and 15-foot seas at 3 am, probably not. This is partly why I had so many kids.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49063724)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:22 PM
Author: provocative chest-beating old irish cottage newt

You jump in no matter what

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49064533)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 4:34 AM
Author: fuchsia medicated parlor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49065395)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 9:13 AM
Author: Turquoise bateful cuckoldry hospital

Seems retarded if your odds of survival are 1000 to 1 and you have other kids. Sometimes kids get got.

Also, which kid it is really does play a minor role in the decision to jump.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49065717)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 9:15 AM
Author: Turquoise bateful cuckoldry hospital

Disco Fries jumping and pulling cord to fully inflate

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49065721)



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Date: July 5th, 2025 9:09 PM
Author: Blathering rehab

Would you jump in if you were certain to fail and would perish alongside him but you’d prevent your son from dying terrified and alone?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49075086)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 4:42 AM
Author: provocative chest-beating old irish cottage newt

That's what I was getting at. This is 100% worth it- even if you can't actually find him in the water, and you know you are 99% unlikely to find him, it is still worth it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49075651)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 1:44 PM
Author: fuchsia medicated parlor

I’d rather die, even by drowning, than just watch my kid die while doing nothing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49076284)



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Date: July 5th, 2025 9:15 PM
Author: deranged yapping indian lodge half-breed

its certain death, so kid would never come on a cruise with me in the first place

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49075101)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 6:35 PM
Author: Dashing party of the first part

yes, but i would do so anyway because being on a cruise is prole helldrome

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49077073)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 7:22 PM
Author: big church building queen of the night

kid yes, wife no

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49077209)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 8:39 PM
Author: fuchsia medicated parlor

that was unnecessary

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49077438)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 9:17 PM
Author: Blathering rehab



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49077539)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 9:28 PM
Author: lavender boyish antidepressant drug

If it's Carnival, yes. But if it's a classier cruise, it would be very boorish behavior so I'd have to just let him drown.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49077548)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:01 PM
Author: Harsh rose den



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49077605)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 11:22 AM
Author: bat-shit-crazy puce field gaping

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49078741)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 12:27 PM
Author: fuchsia medicated parlor

wow

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49078889)