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Penis burn case opening tomorrow. Asking for 50 million (CSLG)
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Date: March 4th, 2025 10:42 PM Author: calishitlawguru (Self Made UHNW) Big boy Nick Rowley is trying my Starbucks penis burn case tomorrow. He is coming off a 37.5 million dollar verdict on my other case a couple weeks ago. We also have mediation on a huge brain damage case in the near future too (that could also be worth 8 figures). He also just took another huge TBI case in NorCal that could be multiple 8 figures too. Nick feels good about this penis case and if we hit on this I should break 30 million net income this year, leaving me with a NW of close to 60 million by year end. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5689138&forum_id=2#48715668) |
Date: March 4th, 2025 10:44 PM Author: """'"'"""'' yay everyone can spend 5 cents extra for coffee going forward because (((lawyers))) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5689138&forum_id=2#48715685) |
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Date: March 4th, 2025 10:47 PM Author: calishitlawguru (Self Made UHNW) As long as that extra 5 cents goes to me, brother! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5689138&forum_id=2#48715697) |
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Date: March 4th, 2025 10:48 PM Author: """'"'"""'' why dont you do something good for humanity like specialize in Tesla accident cases, I hear Elon has deep pockets.
edit: and something tells me a CA jury pool might be open to sticking Tesla/Elon with some absurd legal judgments. teehee |
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Date: March 4th, 2025 10:48 PM Author: AZNgirl demanding 1000% Tariff on AZNmale Embryos wow, this definitely isnt the mentality that caused ur ppl to be kicked out of various different countries 100+ times over 2,000 years (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5689138&forum_id=2#48715708) |
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Date: March 4th, 2025 10:55 PM Author: calishitlawguru (Self Made UHNW) IDK man. I feel like my life is 180. Seems like it all worked out pretty well for the Jews at the end. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5689138&forum_id=2#48715736) |
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Date: March 4th, 2025 10:58 PM Author: ...,,..;...,,..,..,...,,,;.., we're breeding ourselves out, though, by falling for slanty pussy (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5689138&forum_id=2#48715743) |
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Date: March 5th, 2025 10:11 AM Author: calishitlawguru (Self Made UHNW) I like white girls too, brother. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5689138&forum_id=2#48716683) |
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Date: March 5th, 2025 10:24 AM Author: """'"'"""'' but they dont like you (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5689138&forum_id=2#48716732) |
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Date: March 5th, 2025 12:47 PM Author: ...,,..;...,,..,..,...,,,;.., shikses love bjc (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5689138&forum_id=2#48717355) |
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Date: March 5th, 2025 12:54 PM Author: Trumpus Julius Caesar Augustus (TDNW) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5689138&forum_id=2#48717384) |
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Date: March 5th, 2025 10:13 AM Author: girls no one loves (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5689138&forum_id=2#48716691) |
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Date: March 6th, 2025 2:02 PM Author: Trump Did Nothing Wrong when he abandoned Ukraine (gunneratttt) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5689138&forum_id=2#48721767) |
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Date: March 6th, 2025 2:04 PM Author: Trump Did Nothing Wrong when he abandoned Ukraine (gunneratttt) cr starbucks charging $8 for 25 cents worth of coffee and flavored corn syrup would only be $7.95 and 50000% mark up if not for CSLG! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5689138&forum_id=2#48721773) |
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Date: March 4th, 2025 10:58 PM Author: ...,,..;...,,..,..,...,,,;.., did the last trial settle in lieu of appeal?
how much does chandler stand to make from this one? |
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Date: March 5th, 2025 1:01 AM Author: calishitlawguru (Self Made UHNW) Yes 34.8 million paid within 30 days. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5689138&forum_id=2#48716011) |
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Date: March 4th, 2025 10:58 PM Author: ASIAN PUSSY feels good about this penis tp (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5689138&forum_id=2#48715746) |
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Date: March 5th, 2025 10:17 AM Author: internet g0y How much money do you think Rowley has?
If you hit 60 mil by the end of this year you will be a nine figure guy even if you quit law that day. Pretty cool. |
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Date: March 5th, 2025 11:51 AM Author: calishitlawguru (Self Made UHNW) He is probably worth a couple hundred million. He is a big spender though, so it's hard to know. I think he has a private jet, multiple homes (some over 20 million), and he likes nice things. But not sure if that is overspending considering he probably hits hundreds of million a year in settlements/verdict. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5689138&forum_id=2#48717123) |
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Date: March 5th, 2025 10:21 AM Author: disco fries (his own flesh as well as all space was still a cage) Damn, that made my jaw drop, brother. At $30m net income you’re earning my salary every 1 2/3 work days. So if you worked a Monday, then powered through and left at 2pm on Tuesday, you’d have earned all the money I make in a year working everyday, all the while being told I am useless and don’t add value, and that the answer is to work harder (also a colleague just announced he’s undergoing treatment for cancer)! It all makes sense. |
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Date: March 5th, 2025 11:53 AM Author: Faggottini U know what u need to do (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5689138&forum_id=2#48717132) |
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Date: March 5th, 2025 11:55 AM Author: calishitlawguru (Self Made UHNW) Switch to contingency work. It's the only work that is worth doing as a lawyer. What month is good to come out to Disneyland? Let's pick a date. I'll book a VIP tour for us so we don't have to wait in line. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5689138&forum_id=2#48717141) |
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Date: March 5th, 2025 11:58 AM Author: sealclubber besides pi, any other areas you feel are worth it? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5689138&forum_id=2#48717153) |
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Date: March 5th, 2025 12:10 PM Author: calishitlawguru (Self Made UHNW) PI, Employment, Consumer Class Actions, and Lemon Law are all good. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5689138&forum_id=2#48717183) |
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Date: March 5th, 2025 1:17 PM Author: disco fries (his own flesh as well as all space was still a cage) I'll ask my wife. We have to navigate her work schedule since her job is on the chopping block. Did you want to do this on the weekend? Is during the week better? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5689138&forum_id=2#48717465) |
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Date: March 5th, 2025 6:26 PM Author: AI_concubine What’s stopping you from switching to PI law? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5689138&forum_id=2#48718520) |
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Date: March 5th, 2025 11:55 AM Author: Judas Jones Didn't you have some other sort of penis disfigurement case a few years ago? Motorcycle accident or something? How much did that one get? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5689138&forum_id=2#48717137) |
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Date: March 5th, 2025 11:56 AM Author: calishitlawguru (Self Made UHNW) That one was just a 100K policy. They tendered immediately even though our client was probably at fault. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5689138&forum_id=2#48717145) |
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Date: March 5th, 2025 11:59 AM Author: scrivener's error On one hand, this is insane and every other country on earth would never have such a corrupt and deranged tort system.
On the other hand, FUCK COFFE PLACES for serving coffee so hot. I'll gladly take on the full risk of burning myself. I'm not a faggot. But I hate having to wait fucking 15 minutes before I can drink my coffee because it's too hot. (I'm not one of those fags who puts gay milk or shit into my coffee -- drink it blacker than a Congolese Pygmy left to wander in the Sahara for 40 days).
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Date: March 5th, 2025 12:02 PM Author: chandler (retired) starbucks is satan. i had to file motions to compel and got them sanctioned $7200 before they even produced the video.
this was back in 2020. they outright refused to participate in discovery until ordered by the court, their method of litigation was to get sanctioned instead of producing this damning video. |
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Date: March 5th, 2025 12:09 PM Author: calishitlawguru (Self Made UHNW) We spent thousands of those sanctions on Starbucks for our staff too. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5689138&forum_id=2#48717181) |
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Date: March 5th, 2025 12:10 PM Author: Judas Jones Does starbucks have an evil Lenkov-like character defending them? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5689138&forum_id=2#48717186) |
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Date: March 5th, 2025 12:14 PM Author: chandler (retired) they did have an evil cartoonish firm defending them initially but fired them and hired a nice guy trial insurance defense firm. settled a case with them for 800k a few months back. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5689138&forum_id=2#48717196) |
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Date: March 5th, 2025 12:57 PM Author: scrivener's error You guys are absolutely murdering it. Congrats.
Our tort system is broken, a joke, and absolutely flame -- but I don't hold it against you for taking advantage of it. |
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Date: March 5th, 2025 1:18 PM Author: cowgolf Why not $100 million? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5689138&forum_id=2#48717470) |
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Date: March 5th, 2025 11:14 PM Author: ~~(> ' ' )> (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5689138&forum_id=2#48719438) |
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Date: March 5th, 2025 1:22 PM Author: Nazca Redlines What's the theory of liability here? Why is Starbucks at fault? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5689138&forum_id=2#48717495) |
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Date: March 5th, 2025 1:29 PM Author: scrivener's error The likely theory of liability is product liability, specifically under the doctrines of defective design or failure to warn, as recognized under California law. Product liability in California allows a plaintiff to hold a manufacturer or seller accountable for injuries caused by a defective product, which can include defects in design, manufacturing, or inadequate warnings about foreseeable risks. Here, the claim likely hinges on the argument that Starbucks served coffee at an unreasonably high temperature -- potentially exceeding what is safe for immediate consumption -- and failed to adequately secure the product (e.g., with a properly fitted lid) or warn the consumer of the risk of severe burns.
California follows a strict liability standard for product defects, meaning the plaintiff would not need to prove negligence, only that the product was defective and that defect caused the injury. The temperature of the coffee, often cited in similar cases as being between 180–190°F at Starbucks, could be argued as unreasonably dangerous, especially if it exceeds industry norms or consumer expectations for a drink handed over in a drive-thru setting.
They presumably assert that the company’s operational practices created a foreseeable hazard. For instance, if the coffee was handed over in a cup with a faulty or improperly secured lid, the spill could be attributed to a design or manufacturing defect in the packaging rather than solely the plaintiff’s handling. California courts have recognized that businesses can be liable when their products, as delivered, pose an undue risk of harm, particularly if the consumer has little control over the initial presentation (e.g., a barista handing over a scalding-hot drink).
Additionally, the failure-to-warn theory could come into play if Starbucks did not sufficiently alert the man to the coffee’s extreme heat or the potential for the lid to dislodge, especially given prior complaints about lid issues documented in other cases. Under California’s consumer protection framework, businesses like Starbucks have a duty to ensure their products are safe for intended use, and serving coffee at temperatures capable of causing second- or third-degree burns in seconds could breach that duty if not mitigated by proper safeguards or disclosures.
California’s application of proximate cause and comparative fault will shape the outcome. The plaintiff must show that Starbucks’ actions, or inactions, directly led to the injury, but the state’s comparative negligence rules mean his own handling of the coffee could reduce any damages if he’s found partially at fault. Starbucks might counter that the risk of spilling hot coffee is obvious and that the man’s actions (e.g., placing the cup near his lap) broke the chain of causation. However, if evidence suggests Starbucks knew of recurring lid failures or served coffee hotter than necessary without adequate precaution, the company could face liability. |
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Date: March 5th, 2025 1:45 PM Author: chandler (retired) they didnt put the scalding hot drink in the cupholder correctly and immediately after handing it off, it fell off (it was in one of those 4 drink holders) and burned his penis to a crisp (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5689138&forum_id=2#48717603) |
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Date: March 5th, 2025 1:56 PM Author: disco fries (his own flesh as well as all space was still a cage) That sounds like a horrific injury. Did the doctors have to perform debridment on the burns in the hospital? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5689138&forum_id=2#48717636) |
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Date: March 5th, 2025 3:00 PM Author: chandler (retired) he was in the grossman burn center for 2 weeks, he had a bunch of work done (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5689138&forum_id=2#48717913) |
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Date: March 5th, 2025 3:29 PM Author: disco fries (his own flesh as well as all space was still a cage) Rebecca Grossman gave up her haunts in eastern Ventura County for some new digs down in Chino. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5689138&forum_id=2#48718019) |
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Date: March 5th, 2025 2:27 PM Author: Candy Ride What's the standard of care? Do you have an expert barista? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5689138&forum_id=2#48717761) |
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Date: March 5th, 2025 2:27 PM Author: Faggottini (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5689138&forum_id=2#48717765) |
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Date: March 5th, 2025 2:44 PM Author: Nazca Redlines Dang. Was it one of those little 4 cup cardboard holders that are maybe an inch high? I'm a little surprised they use those for hot drinks given the spill risk.
How did it get his groin? Was he in his car?
Is there more at play here regarding how he got so badly damaged? I feel like pouring 12 oz of 190 degree coffee onto a lap covered in pants and underwear would be bad, but not eviscerated penis, $50M damages bad. |
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Date: March 5th, 2025 3:00 PM Author: chandler (retired) yes, and one of the drinks wasnt pushed in at all.
he was wearing thin basketball shorts. |
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Date: March 5th, 2025 3:16 PM Author: Judas Jones Did the coffee destroy the MESH? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5689138&forum_id=2#48717974) |
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Date: March 5th, 2025 5:32 PM Author: Faggottini (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5689138&forum_id=2#48718378) |
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Date: March 5th, 2025 11:46 PM Author: ...,,..;...,,..,..,...,,,;.., (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5689138&forum_id=2#48719498) |
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Date: March 5th, 2025 6:17 PM Author: jag how do you even prove something like this? what if your client was just a spaz (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5689138&forum_id=2#48718505) |
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Date: March 5th, 2025 11:45 PM Author: ...,,..;...,,..,..,...,,,;.., was he FREEBALLING? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5689138&forum_id=2#48719497) |
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Date: March 5th, 2025 3:26 PM Author: sealclubber i'm guessing you haven't seen photos of the injury (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5689138&forum_id=2#48718010) |
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Date: March 5th, 2025 2:06 PM Author: David Poaster Wallace Breach of duty of care to customers who aren't buying the gouda bacon sandwich for nutritional purposes. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5689138&forum_id=2#48717692) |
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Date: March 5th, 2025 3:01 PM Author: Beef O'Brady's ((zurich is stained)) thanks for the new monikor (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5689138&forum_id=2#48717920) |
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Date: March 5th, 2025 3:45 PM Author: .,..,..,.,,..,..,,,,,,,,..,...,.,.,., Born in Storm Lake, Iowa, Nick spent his early years on a farm in small-town Iowa before moving to the tough border town of Nogales, Arizona. As one of the only Caucasian kids in his school, he faced relentless bullying and discrimination. Through resilience, he learned to speak Spanish, defend himself, and embrace Hispanic culture. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5689138&forum_id=2#48718063) |
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Date: March 5th, 2025 3:50 PM Author: Judas Jones Greetings fellow cholos (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5689138&forum_id=2#48718073) |
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Date: March 5th, 2025 3:54 PM Author: .,..,..,.,,..,..,,,,,,,,..,...,.,.,., (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5689138&forum_id=2#48718086) |
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Date: March 5th, 2025 3:56 PM Author: disco fries (his own flesh as well as all space was still a cage) They have superb walleye fishing up there in Storm Lake. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5689138&forum_id=2#48718096) |
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Date: March 5th, 2025 6:14 PM Author: Penis Six Nine Ok, I'll ask. Can this guy still fuck or not? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5689138&forum_id=2#48718499) |
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Date: March 5th, 2025 11:40 PM Author: ASIAN PUSSY (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5689138&forum_id=2#48719483) |
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Date: March 5th, 2025 6:27 PM Author: tsar booba I hope no one gave him a balm! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5689138&forum_id=2#48718523) |
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Date: March 5th, 2025 6:31 PM Author: Nazca Redlines Who told you to put the balm on? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5689138&forum_id=2#48718530) |
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Date: March 5th, 2025 6:42 PM Author: Salivary Stoned (xoentlaw@gmail.com) where does one get their penis burned? and how was the recovery? Asking for myself. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5689138&forum_id=2#48718556) |
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Date: March 5th, 2025 6:44 PM Author: Salivary Stoned (xoentlaw@gmail.com) -- Nick feels good about this penis case and if we hit THIS on ITS HEAD I should break 30 million - -
also, how did you let the head reference slip. |
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Date: March 5th, 2025 7:36 PM Author: Candy Ride Is the guy going to whip it out at trial? Will the jury see pics? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5689138&forum_id=2#48718693) |
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Date: March 5th, 2025 8:29 PM Author: calishitlawguru (Self Made UHNW) No he won't. But the photos look like a hot dog was left on the grill and forgotten about for 45 minutes. It was literally burnt until it was black. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5689138&forum_id=2#48718962) |
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Date: March 5th, 2025 10:18 PM Author: sealclubber boiling flesh isn't going to make your cock black that has to be because the circulation stopped, right? |
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Date: March 5th, 2025 10:34 PM Author: calishitlawguru (Self Made UHNW) This is what it looks like. This isn't my client but I found a photo online that looks almost exactly the same.
https://ee_ce_img.s3.amazonaws.com/cache/ce_img/media/remote/ce_img/https_ee_channel_images.s3.amazonaws.com/article-figures/14730/sewerfig1_400_299.jpg |
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Date: March 6th, 2025 11:13 AM Author: ...,,..;...,,..,..,...,,,;.., can this guy still fuck? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5689138&forum_id=2#48721196) |
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Date: March 6th, 2025 12:58 PM Author: Nazca Redlines How is it today? That looks rough for sure, but it also looks like something you could largely recover from that wouldn't be worth anything close to $50M. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5689138&forum_id=2#48721532) |
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Date: March 6th, 2025 10:59 AM Author: Candy Ride IMO penis skin is very tough. It is strange to me that the burn would be so severe. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5689138&forum_id=2#48721116) |
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Date: March 6th, 2025 11:10 AM Author: Judas Jones Rowley should call a bunch of SLUTS to testify that they would REFUSE to fuck a guy with a penis this ugly. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5689138&forum_id=2#48721182) |
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Date: March 6th, 2025 11:39 AM Author: Faggottini (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5689138&forum_id=2#48721314) |
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Date: March 6th, 2025 11:44 AM Author: Wilbur Mercer, permanently embarrassed millionaire (Safari) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5689138&forum_id=2#48721322) |
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Date: March 6th, 2025 2:05 PM Author: Slow Children Playing Objection your Honor, the plaintiff is 5'8 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5689138&forum_id=2#48721774) |
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Date: March 6th, 2025 2:12 PM Author: naked dude with a boner IRL (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5689138&forum_id=2#48721793) |
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Date: March 5th, 2025 8:31 PM Author: ,.,,.,.,,,,,,..................... Use the term "one-eyed wonder worm" in your closing argument. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5689138&forum_id=2#48718976) |
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Date: March 5th, 2025 10:04 PM Author: calishitlawguru (Self Made UHNW) If you make an account on CVN you can watch the trial. Garcia v. Starbucks. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5689138&forum_id=2#48719297) |
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Date: March 5th, 2025 10:09 PM Author: Kenneth Play you've got the right guy trying it. i watched some videos on rowley and he's great (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5689138&forum_id=2#48719303) |
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Date: March 5th, 2025 10:32 PM Author: calishitlawguru (Self Made UHNW) He raped Starbucks so badly today on liability. It was honestly embarrassing for them. I think it might settle for 8 figures between the liability and damages phase.
We just sent him another TBI case. We have so many cases now it's possible he tries 1-2 8 figure cases for us every year now. |
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Date: March 5th, 2025 11:19 PM Author: George Jetson Damn dude. Should I leave ID for pl work? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5689138&forum_id=2#48719444) |
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Date: March 5th, 2025 11:31 PM Author: ~~(> ' ' )> Sure, if you're bringing in business. Otherwise you're likely to be treated like shit, just in a different way. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5689138&forum_id=2#48719470) |
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Date: March 6th, 2025 11:43 AM Author: chandler (retired) he's the giannis antentokoumpo of law. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5689138&forum_id=2#48721320) |
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Date: March 5th, 2025 11:35 PM Author: nyuug (Gangnam WGWAG Playboy) hook me up with some corvette money, damn (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5689138&forum_id=2#48719472) |
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Date: March 6th, 2025 11:41 AM Author: calishitlawguru (Self Made UHNW) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5689138&forum_id=2#48721318) |
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Date: March 6th, 2025 12:42 PM Author: disco fries (his own flesh as well as all space was still a cage) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5689138&forum_id=2#48721472) |
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Date: March 6th, 2025 12:49 PM Author: Summa might be impressed if you can eat Courtney Rowley's butthole and creampie her like a black man.
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Date: March 6th, 2025 3:41 PM Author: ...,,..;...,,..,..,...,,,;.., COFFEE'S A BITCH (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5689138&forum_id=2#48722084) |
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Date: March 6th, 2025 3:47 PM Author: Summa on a more serious note, didnt this happen with mcdonalds coffee.
on a less jewey note, coffee is hot. why now are they litigating this shit? what about all the other coffee places, all the other mom and pop. do we all need special to go cups for safety?
why are people drinking or holding coffee with their dicks? is the cup holder not working? |