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"Men" who don't like to drink, smoke, etc.
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Date: June 16th, 2013 9:28 PM Author: Disgusting Turquoise State Shitlib Honestly this is probably the credited way to be and I'm jealous, but it's just weird. What is the deal with this? Is it just accumulated discipline that sort of gains its own momentum over time? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2283904&forum_id=2#23410493) |
Date: June 16th, 2013 9:29 PM Author: pungent peach reading party half-breed "Men" (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2283904&forum_id=2#23410502) |
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Date: June 16th, 2013 9:35 PM Author: Pearl office mexican Some of us lose control easily and just quit for the sake of our sanity and health. And yes, it takes time and the desire fades a little over time (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2283904&forum_id=2#23410559) |
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Date: June 16th, 2013 10:53 PM Author: Disgusting Turquoise State Shitlib Yeah this seems exactly right actually. A lot of bros can't control themselves. Nothing wrong with that I guess. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2283904&forum_id=2#23411283) |
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Date: June 16th, 2013 9:35 PM Author: angry razzle orchestra pit Liking to consume those things is primarily, if not entirely, a result of external forces. A man who derives his sense of self internally is not slave to those forces and thus can eschew them. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2283904&forum_id=2#23410562) |
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Date: June 16th, 2013 10:53 PM Author: Rose Concupiscible Volcanic Crater lol
heavier drinking has been linked to higher IQ, by the way. not shocked that you're the kind of aspie faggot who can't kick back with a sixer. |
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Date: June 16th, 2013 10:54 PM Author: Lime hyperactive pisswyrm church building lol, stfu neckbeard (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2283904&forum_id=2#23411298) |
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Date: June 16th, 2013 10:55 PM Author: Disgusting Turquoise State Shitlib Sense of self? Nah its just fun. I'll grant that there is probably a large environmental component but its also correlated with high T and just a very natural thing. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2283904&forum_id=2#23411312) |
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Date: June 16th, 2013 10:57 PM Author: hot lay faggot firefighter chances are it's largely about how chemicals affect you bro (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2283904&forum_id=2#23411337) |
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Date: June 16th, 2013 11:03 PM Author: wine heaven turdskin (low IQ dood who doesn't enjoy drinking) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2283904&forum_id=2#23411406) |
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Date: June 16th, 2013 11:08 PM Author: Swashbuckling Sapphire Keepsake Machete School Cafeteria you are such a fat fucking retard (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2283904&forum_id=2#23411458) |
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Date: June 16th, 2013 11:09 PM Author: vigorous mustard juggernaut stage "Liking to consume those things is primarily, if not entirely, a result of external forces."
So are table manners and potty training. Do you eat and shit on the same E-Z chair, you fucking anarcho-cretin? |
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Date: June 16th, 2013 11:20 PM Author: Grizzly Dopamine BWAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHA (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2283904&forum_id=2#23411592) |
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Date: June 16th, 2013 11:37 PM Author: maniacal razzmatazz mad cow disease trust fund "Liking to consume those [pizzas] is primarily, if not entirely, a result of external forces." (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2283904&forum_id=2#23411793) |
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Date: June 16th, 2013 11:38 PM Author: Obsidian blood rage location dem free market forces (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2283904&forum_id=2#23411813) |
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Date: June 17th, 2013 6:27 AM Author: harsh space foreskin surprised this guy can tie his shoes (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2283904&forum_id=2#23413436) |
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Date: June 17th, 2013 9:40 AM Author: citrine alcoholic alpha CGM never not eschewin' dem external forces (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2283904&forum_id=2#23413614) |
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Date: June 17th, 2013 11:19 AM Author: Brilliant Giraffe (fun bro irl) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2283904&forum_id=2#23413961) |
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Date: June 17th, 2013 8:11 PM Author: Topaz Razzle-dazzle Piazza lololol (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2283904&forum_id=2#23417181) |
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Date: June 17th, 2013 8:11 PM Author: chest-beating whorehouse *alt tabs back to starcraft 2 spectator mode* (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2283904&forum_id=2#23417182) |
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Date: June 17th, 2013 8:16 PM Author: excitant high-end step-uncle's house PIZZA TRACKER ENGAGED (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2283904&forum_id=2#23417218) |
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Date: June 16th, 2013 9:39 PM Author: vigorous mustard juggernaut stage Religion. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2283904&forum_id=2#23410591) |
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Date: June 16th, 2013 10:51 PM Author: Disgusting Turquoise State Shitlib This is not it. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2283904&forum_id=2#23411259) |
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Date: June 16th, 2013 10:52 PM Author: vigorous mustard juggernaut stage Well, that's the only credited reason. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2283904&forum_id=2#23411273) |
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Date: June 16th, 2013 10:55 PM Author: irradiated low-t center it is a credited reason but you'd be surprised how much it doesn't do *anything* for a lot of people. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2283904&forum_id=2#23411308) |
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Date: June 16th, 2013 11:02 PM Author: vigorous mustard juggernaut stage What is this supposed to mean? That I would be surprised by how many Jack Mormons there are? I'm not. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2283904&forum_id=2#23411384) |
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Date: June 16th, 2013 11:09 PM Author: Disgusting Turquoise State Shitlib No dummy, he's saying a lot of people don't care for it regardless of religion. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2283904&forum_id=2#23411468) |
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Date: June 16th, 2013 11:30 PM Author: vigorous mustard juggernaut stage Then he needs to fix his shitty writing style. I already established that people who eschew beer and cigs for secular reasons are pansy faggots unworthy of further discussion. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2283904&forum_id=2#23411700) |
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Date: June 16th, 2013 11:41 PM Author: irradiated low-t center you fix your writing style. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2283904&forum_id=2#23411855) |
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Date: June 16th, 2013 11:49 PM Author: vigorous mustard juggernaut stage You shit from your mouth. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2283904&forum_id=2#23411965) |
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Date: June 16th, 2013 10:59 PM Author: Disgusting Turquoise State Shitlib So like Islam or what? Christianity doesn't prohibit it. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2283904&forum_id=2#23411359) |
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Date: June 16th, 2013 11:00 PM Author: irradiated low-t center you could never be in to real religion and also getting high, imo. like real faith. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2283904&forum_id=2#23411377) |
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Date: June 16th, 2013 11:02 PM Author: vigorous mustard juggernaut stage Your body is the temple of the Lord. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2283904&forum_id=2#23411393) |
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Date: June 16th, 2013 11:04 PM Author: Disgusting Turquoise State Shitlib Hm I don't think I agree with that. Like weed? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2283904&forum_id=2#23411418) |
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Date: June 16th, 2013 10:47 PM Author: infuriating range queen of the night Once you go without for a while it's not hard to abstain, at least for me (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2283904&forum_id=2#23411214) |
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Date: June 16th, 2013 10:57 PM Author: Disgusting Turquoise State Shitlib I'm not saying its hard to abstain but I don't see much/any reason to do so. Moderation, of course. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2283904&forum_id=2#23411329) |
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Date: June 16th, 2013 11:10 PM Author: vigorous mustard juggernaut stage Religion is the only credited reason. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2283904&forum_id=2#23411485) |
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Date: June 16th, 2013 11:15 PM Author: Disgusting Turquoise State Shitlib This thread isn't about reasons to abstain though. Its about people who don't like it. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2283904&forum_id=2#23411532) |
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Date: June 16th, 2013 11:38 PM Author: vigorous mustard juggernaut stage And we can divide them into two classes: religious folks and faggots.
HTFH |
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Date: June 16th, 2013 10:53 PM Author: cyan disrespectful cruise ship filthpig CIS-MUCH??? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2283904&forum_id=2#23411289) |
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Date: June 16th, 2013 11:04 PM Author: Transparent property (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2283904&forum_id=2#23411416) |
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Date: June 16th, 2013 10:57 PM Author: vibrant jade hominid lodge Never trust a man who doesn't smoke, drink, and swear. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2283904&forum_id=2#23411338) |
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Date: June 16th, 2013 11:03 PM Author: vigorous mustard juggernaut stage (only trusts prole sailors who fuck each other at sea) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2283904&forum_id=2#23411401) |
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Date: June 16th, 2013 10:58 PM Author: At-the-ready aromatic pit degenerate A lot of men "don't like to" because they used to have a little "cocaine problem" or used to drink so much that they would "beat their fiance with a wooden spoon." (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2283904&forum_id=2#23411353) |
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Date: June 16th, 2013 11:02 PM Author: Disgusting Turquoise State Shitlib Yeah I understand that and im not trying to be insensitive toward that. I'll often forgo drinking even when I really want to when there is someone who has an issue around. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2283904&forum_id=2#23411395) |
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Date: June 16th, 2013 11:07 PM Author: vigorous mustard juggernaut stage Yes, but you're a limp-wristed lisping faggot. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2283904&forum_id=2#23411453) |
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Date: June 16th, 2013 11:10 PM Author: Disgusting Turquoise State Shitlib wtf? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2283904&forum_id=2#23411482) |
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Date: June 16th, 2013 11:15 PM Author: At-the-ready aromatic pit degenerate lol at all this. I don't drink anymore because I used to be so addicted to cheese that I would literally lick coke crumbs off my floor. But man did I used to get jacked up! I mean fuck me!!! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2283904&forum_id=2#23411529) |
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Date: June 16th, 2013 11:21 PM Author: Disgusting Turquoise State Shitlib ? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2283904&forum_id=2#23411599) |
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Date: June 16th, 2013 11:31 PM Author: At-the-ready aromatic pit degenerate coke, like cocaine bro. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2283904&forum_id=2#23411701) |
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Date: June 16th, 2013 11:01 PM Author: passionate shrine yeah i dont get people who dont drink. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2283904&forum_id=2#23411380) |
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Date: June 16th, 2013 11:02 PM Author: Tan geriatric institution newt this describes me. I never liked the taste of alcohol for some reason. I drink probably 2-3 times a month on social occasions. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2283904&forum_id=2#23411387) |
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Date: June 16th, 2013 11:03 PM Author: vigorous mustard juggernaut stage You're a pussy. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2283904&forum_id=2#23411407) |
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Date: June 16th, 2013 11:05 PM Author: pungent peach reading party half-breed (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2283904&forum_id=2#23411423) |
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Date: June 16th, 2013 11:06 PM Author: Disgusting Turquoise State Shitlib Well do you like catching a buzz? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2283904&forum_id=2#23411435) |
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Date: June 16th, 2013 11:05 PM Author: Effete codepig principal's office I don't drink much post college unless I'm with my old college friends. I never really liked most bars and I'm not a fan of just having a few beers or whatever. I either drank a lot or not at all, and now its mostly not at all
I switched to snus for nicotine to hide my habit and not get eight different types of cancer |
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Date: June 16th, 2013 11:06 PM Author: vigorous mustard juggernaut stage Do you even own a gun? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2283904&forum_id=2#23411429) |
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Date: June 16th, 2013 11:10 PM Author: Effete codepig principal's office are you on meth bro? you seem pretty hyped up and angry itt
the only gun I keep in my apt is an old remington 1100 which used to be my grandfather/dad's. it works pretty well for most situations in which I would need to use a gun |
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Date: June 16th, 2013 11:23 PM Author: vigorous mustard juggernaut stage Fuck you, I am not on meth, nor on any other stimulant save perfectly legal cappuccino. You're the one who has to hide his nicotine habit like some roughly raped schoolgirl stashing her torn panties into a special secrets box. For whose benefit? Que bono? You really think anyone gives a shit? I don't believe you even have a gun, faggot, because a man who can safely carry an eight pound, eighteen-inch penis firing five rounds of le grande mort would not be the same fearful primate who trembles to ask a bartender for a pitcher of beer without the protective screen of old college friends, who wrinkles his forehead with painful rationalizations about his theoretical hard-drinking exploits ("bro, I used to drink drain cleaner but those were my WILD days...").
Because if I did believe you had a gun, or indeed any ranged weapon, I would advise you to lube it nice and good, stick it up your ass, aim carefully for your tiny shriveled prostate, then squeeze the trigger slowly, relishing the recoil. This would not be legal advice; indeed, it would be medieval gallantry completely foreign to the modern legal profession. I expect you to laugh it off. I will laugh louder and longer, because I know what you also know: that you are terrified to fall asleep, because once you've exhausted yourself from another vigorous round of poasting-masturbating-poasting, night will haunt you with vivid impressions of how much more satisfying your life would have been if you had half the guts to follow the foregoing advice, you worthless coward.
No offense, bro, I hope we can still be friends. |
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Date: June 16th, 2013 11:30 PM Author: Disgusting Turquoise State Shitlib Lol 170 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2283904&forum_id=2#23411689) |
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Date: June 16th, 2013 11:34 PM Author: Cowardly cordovan house haunted graveyard (@Hemingway) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2283904&forum_id=2#23411749) |
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Date: June 16th, 2013 11:42 PM Author: Effete codepig principal's office (lisa rowe) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2283904&forum_id=2#23411871) |
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Date: June 17th, 2013 1:22 AM Author: magenta 180 azn JFC man! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2283904&forum_id=2#23412751) |
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Date: June 17th, 2013 11:30 AM Author: Brilliant Giraffe trying too hard (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2283904&forum_id=2#23414010) |
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Date: June 16th, 2013 11:15 PM Author: Floppy Kitchen I drink supermoderately everyday, i get plenty out of being buzzed for 2 hours before i go to bed every night (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2283904&forum_id=2#23411524) |
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Date: June 16th, 2013 11:20 PM Author: Mauve big sound barrier I drank a lot and smoked weed in high school. In college I focused on grades but still drank some with my bros. I haven't smoked in years and i rarely drink. I don't consciously try not to drink, I'm just not that into it anymore. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2283904&forum_id=2#23411582) |
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Date: June 16th, 2013 11:39 PM Author: vigorous mustard juggernaut stage This is why people shouldn't smoke weed. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2283904&forum_id=2#23411831) |
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Date: June 16th, 2013 11:31 PM Author: Amethyst Hideous Tanning Salon International Law Enforcement Agency I keep the ciroc on ice, but don't smoke. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2283904&forum_id=2#23411711) |
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Date: June 17th, 2013 11:31 AM Author: Brilliant Giraffe (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2283904&forum_id=2#23414012) |
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Date: June 16th, 2013 11:38 PM Author: Exhilarant bearded library Never really understood the insecurity of people when it comes to those who don't drink. Who fucking cares? Assuming they're not preachy fucks, why does it matter to me if they're not drinking the same shit I am?
If it isn't pure insecurity, I'm not sure what it is. |
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Date: June 16th, 2013 11:39 PM Author: vigorous mustard juggernaut stage Because they're uptight faggots who inevitably ruin everyone else's good time. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2283904&forum_id=2#23411821) |
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Date: June 16th, 2013 11:40 PM Author: Exhilarant bearded library I mean, this is objectively fucking retarded. How does someone decision to drink a god damn soda impact your fun? You're only proving my point. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2283904&forum_id=2#23411845) |
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Date: June 16th, 2013 11:50 PM Author: vigorous mustard juggernaut stage It's not that their drinking the soda harms my fun, you subpar J.S. Mill. It's that drinking a soda is the behavior of an uptight faggot, and uptight faggots will find other ways to ruin the fun.
HTFH |
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Date: June 17th, 2013 12:07 AM Author: Exhilarant bearded library Something sort of funny about the guy who can't have fun unless everyone is conforming to his preferred behavior screaming about "uptight faggots" in his midst.
One doesn't need a degree in philosophy to spot "Pissed If Everyone Isn't Drinking Enough Guy". We all knew one of you in college, and we all talked shit about you behind your back. You're a fucking imbecile, and you cannot win this argument because every time you post, you just lose again. |
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Date: June 17th, 2013 3:50 AM Author: vigorous mustard juggernaut stage This is exactly the sort of uptight faggot behavior I had in mind. Notice the milquetoast effeminacy and prickly, easily wounded vanity of this reply. You can't identify exactly what's "sort of funny" about social norms, but by God, inarticulacy never stopped you from a cowardly insinuation before.
What exactly is "sort of funny" about expecting frivolity at party, rather than the dour abstinence of boring, long-winded, small-minded, anal-retentive puritans? And not just any old ascetics--you know, the sort of people who, fearful of drink, socialize at bookstores and coffee shops. No, this is the smug dullard who orders a soda at a bar. Sure, he might just sip his soda quietly and not say anything. Does that ever happen? Do unicorns exist? Nope, this shithead has to let everyone know he's earning a merit badge for sobriety. It's not the soda I object to, but the awkward mannerisms of the eternally contrarian hipster bore, of which this is one.
By the way, it's pretty sad that you admit to "talking shit" about people behind their back, like some fat neglected bridesmaid at a New Jersey wedding. It confirms my earlier assessment that you're a spineless toad who fights like a dumb slut (and probably takes it up the ass like one, too). Real men aren't afraid to call out shit behavior when they see it. Sorry your dad died or left or whatever, but it's still a little weird you didn't have any good male role models growing up. The only redeeming feature about your second paragraph is that maybe you're lying, had no friends in college, and thus had no opportunity to act on this shameful will-to-gossip hen instinct. |
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Date: June 17th, 2013 7:26 AM Author: Exhilarant bearded library LOL U MAD?
Maybe next time you can give us 2000 words on the subject? Surely that will convince everyone thar you're cool, smart, and totally not insecure. |
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Date: June 17th, 2013 8:21 PM Author: Jet Vivacious Hell Athletic Conference Sorry absinent bro, you got pwn3d as fuck in this conversation. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2283904&forum_id=2#23417259) |
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Date: June 17th, 2013 10:52 AM Author: Disgusting Turquoise State Shitlib I don't really care it just seems odd to me.
As far as caring, I guess that if what you want to do in a certain situation is drink, then that person will not be any fun at all to hang out with. But they can be fun outside of that. |
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Date: June 17th, 2013 12:21 AM Author: Amber Titillating Theater Dog Poop Jaime Lannister was right about Roose Bolton. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2283904&forum_id=2#23412288) |
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Date: June 17th, 2013 12:22 AM Author: unhinged copper liquid oxygen meetinghouse the fuck? I was just going to make a roose Bolton joke (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2283904&forum_id=2#23412310) |
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Date: June 17th, 2013 12:24 AM Author: unhinged copper liquid oxygen meetinghouse I don't like pot, it's gay.
I used to smoke cigarettes, I stopped because they're a waste of money.
I used to drink all the time, I get awful hangover now and it makes you fat/bitchmade and dulls the mind. Now I just drink moderately like once/month and don't drink at all otherwise. |
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Date: June 17th, 2013 7:17 AM Author: avocado bisexual pervert Yeah anybody who thinks cigs/booze/drugs makes you "masculine" hasn't done enough cigs/booze/drugs. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2283904&forum_id=2#23413459) |
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Date: June 17th, 2013 9:16 AM Author: Disgusting Turquoise State Shitlib They don't make you masculine. But being masculine usually makes you just want to do those things.
The desire to catch a buzz is a masculine trait correlated with high T. Frankly it's a negative trait if for no other reason than the money you spend and the very minor health consequences that can add up to a lot if you don't moderate. |
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Date: June 17th, 2013 9:42 AM Author: Exciting address RATE my homemade kiwi banana smoothie on the manliness scale. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2283904&forum_id=2#23413619) |
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Date: June 17th, 2013 8:08 PM Author: Insanely creepy forum weed whacker but draper drinks and smokes all day everyday (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2283904&forum_id=2#23417149) |
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Date: June 17th, 2013 8:12 PM Author: Topaz Razzle-dazzle Piazza i like drinking. i only like to smoke cigars though. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2283904&forum_id=2#23417185) |
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Date: June 17th, 2013 8:14 PM Author: deranged cobalt theater stage i wish i didnt drink or smoke
pissed away too much money doing both |