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there's even a picture https://ibb.co/RQfDXgj
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That’s 1.5 men per minute
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Jfc
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"fluffer" porn is one of my genres
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Hey bud we need to support women’s rights, ok???
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all birdshit "men" are feminists
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This should be a Road to Damascus moment for Western society...
olive 180 pit trust fund
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instead *crickets*
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Hopefully Trump can bring the record home in a few weeks whe...
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heard they are gonna sell the vid for $49.99 a pop on onlyfa...
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I have real questions about the mechanics of this
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She looks weirdly similar to the other “hundreds of me...
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Had the same thought.
Ivory new version associate
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They should do a collab
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where did she get 1,057 men? asking for a gay friend
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superior anglo culture
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, chirped "Peanut Balls"
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how DARE non anglos not legalize pr0n! RED MAN needed CIVILI...
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nobody cares what you have to say, M&M nuts
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those INFERIOR koreans with their 4B and FEMINAZISM! NYUUG D...
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Date: January 14th, 2025 11:57 AM
Author: laughsome effete kitty

https://www.newsweek.com/porn-star-bonnie-blue-world-record-sex-feat-1057-men-2014533

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5663782&forum_id=2#48552310)



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Date: January 14th, 2025 7:31 PM
Author: Trip transparent roommate

there's even a picture

https://ibb.co/RQfDXgj

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5663782&forum_id=2#48553545)



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Date: January 15th, 2025 3:42 AM
Author: motley khaki codepig base

MAGA!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5663782&forum_id=2#48554292)



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Date: June 10th, 2025 8:39 PM
Author: Out-of-control piazza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5663782&forum_id=2#49003545)



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Date: January 14th, 2025 11:58 AM
Author: Swashbuckling Address Water Buffalo

lmao "newsweek"

we used to get it in the mail in the 80s

now this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5663782&forum_id=2#48552314)



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Date: January 14th, 2025 2:39 PM
Author: thriller submissive crackhouse pocket flask



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5663782&forum_id=2#48552791)



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Date: January 14th, 2025 6:17 PM
Author: arousing french reading party

Used to love that page at the end full of pithy quotes and biting satirical political cartoons

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5663782&forum_id=2#48553392)



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Date: January 14th, 2025 11:59 AM
Author: walnut cruise ship queen of the night

That’s 1.5 men per minute

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5663782&forum_id=2#48552317)



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Date: January 14th, 2025 2:26 PM
Author: Comical beta death wish mexican

Jfc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5663782&forum_id=2#48552749)



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Date: January 14th, 2025 6:24 PM
Author: dashing hospital friendly grandma

That's 0.8 Whok Standard Units, for those using the ZoZo System. Impressive stuff

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5663782&forum_id=2#48553409)



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Date: January 14th, 2025 7:09 PM
Author: thirsty pozpig locale

Mouth, ass, both hands and vag is 5 every 7.5 minutes. If she doubled up any holes or got her feet involved she could’ve stretched each gang to over 10 min banging sessions. Presumably the vag and ass bros could also be replaced with hand, feet and mouth bros so that each 10 min started with 7 dudes but the last 5 was just finishing off the last 3 of them. I would hope she had a team of fluffers who were also edging the fuck out of these dudes so that they all busted almost immediately as soon as they touched her. It’s really the clean up that seems grossest and most logistically challenging.

Also this whore is obviously lying and full of shit. It was probably only like 40 dudes and they all signed NDAs and so they can’t snitch on her without risking being outted and driven into bankruptcy by a rat faced barrister in a goofy long curly salt and pepper wig.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5663782&forum_id=2#48553497)



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Date: January 15th, 2025 6:36 AM
Author: walnut cruise ship queen of the night

"fluffer" porn is one of my genres

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5663782&forum_id=2#48554387)



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Date: January 14th, 2025 12:02 PM
Author: Pea-brained space boltzmann

superior birdshit civilization

and birdshit "men" who claim to be the most violent and intelligent men are noticably silent abt their own women taking loads of nigga and muzzie cock

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5663782&forum_id=2#48552325)



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Date: January 14th, 2025 12:05 PM
Author: olive 180 pit trust fund

Hey bud we need to support women’s rights, ok???

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5663782&forum_id=2#48552329)



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Date: January 14th, 2025 12:13 PM
Author: Pea-brained space boltzmann

all birdshit "men" are feminists

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5663782&forum_id=2#48552354)



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Date: January 14th, 2025 12:06 PM
Author: olive 180 pit trust fund

This should be a Road to Damascus moment for Western society that results in Taliban level restrictions on women

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5663782&forum_id=2#48552332)



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Date: January 14th, 2025 12:13 PM
Author: Pea-brained space boltzmann

instead *crickets*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5663782&forum_id=2#48552353)



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Date: January 14th, 2025 7:23 PM
Author: Flickering half-breed trailer park



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5663782&forum_id=2#48553524)



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Date: January 14th, 2025 12:07 PM
Author: alcoholic sepia pistol

women everywhere super jealous of her

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5663782&forum_id=2#48552334)



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Date: January 14th, 2025 12:17 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle background story stock car

this is an average weekend in the life of a nyc gay

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5663782&forum_id=2#48552366)



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Date: January 14th, 2025 2:39 PM
Author: thriller submissive crackhouse pocket flask



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5663782&forum_id=2#48552793)



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Date: January 14th, 2025 2:41 PM
Author: Carmine chapel fortuitous meteor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5663782&forum_id=2#48552797)



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Date: January 14th, 2025 6:23 PM
Author: arousing french reading party



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5663782&forum_id=2#48553407)



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Date: January 14th, 2025 6:29 PM
Author: Rose set keepsake machete



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5663782&forum_id=2#48553421)



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Date: January 14th, 2025 7:16 PM
Author: Cerise Foreskin

jfc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5663782&forum_id=2#48553508)



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Date: January 14th, 2025 12:22 PM
Author: Vibrant filthpig

Hopefully Trump can bring the record home in a few weeks when he sucks off all 120 of the Knesset 10 times

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5663782&forum_id=2#48552380)



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Date: January 14th, 2025 12:51 PM
Author: Pea-brained space boltzmann

heard they are gonna sell the vid for $49.99 a pop on onlyfans.com/knesset



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5663782&forum_id=2#48552475)



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Date: January 14th, 2025 12:57 PM
Author: Carmine chapel fortuitous meteor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5663782&forum_id=2#48552489)



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Date: July 9th, 2026 10:31 PM
Author: Out-of-control piazza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5663782&forum_id=2#49989859)



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Date: January 14th, 2025 12:24 PM
Author: Drab Police Squad Incel

lol @ white men, they have completely squandered the plot. keep sucking jew cock + boasting about the actions of your ancestors 80 years ago :thumbsup:

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5663782&forum_id=2#48552385)



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Date: January 14th, 2025 2:38 PM
Author: irradiated feces lodge

I didn't read the article but I'd assume she'd have to be penetrated in every hole continuously to reach this number

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5663782&forum_id=2#48552785)



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Date: January 14th, 2025 2:38 PM
Author: onyx vivacious crotch clown

I have real questions about the mechanics of this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5663782&forum_id=2#48552788)



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Date: January 14th, 2025 6:05 PM
Author: Clear talented affirmative action candlestick maker

She looks weirdly similar to the other “hundreds of men in one day” chick

https://www.newsweek.com/who-porn-star-bonnie-blue-lily-phillips-onlyfans-2014628

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5663782&forum_id=2#48553372)



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Date: January 14th, 2025 6:06 PM
Author: Buff lay famous landscape painting



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5663782&forum_id=2#48553374)



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Date: January 14th, 2025 6:09 PM
Author: Clear talented affirmative action candlestick maker

It’s not just that they’re both blonde, they have very similar faces

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5663782&forum_id=2#48553380)



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Date: January 14th, 2025 6:11 PM
Author: Buff lay famous landscape painting



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5663782&forum_id=2#48553386)



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Date: January 14th, 2025 7:24 PM
Author: Floppy chocolate locus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5663782&forum_id=2#48553527)



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Date: January 14th, 2025 6:21 PM
Author: Ivory new version associate

Had the same thought.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5663782&forum_id=2#48553399)



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Date: January 14th, 2025 6:30 PM
Author: Titillating house weed whacker

They should do a collab

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5663782&forum_id=2#48553424)



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Date: January 14th, 2025 6:40 PM
Author: Rose set keepsake machete

where did she get 1,057 men? asking for a gay friend

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5663782&forum_id=2#48553449)



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Date: January 14th, 2025 7:16 PM
Author: Boyish goyim

superior anglo culture

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5663782&forum_id=2#48553510)



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Date: January 14th, 2025 7:20 PM
Author: Ivory new version associate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5663782&forum_id=2#48553520)



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Date: January 14th, 2025 7:22 PM
Author: Boyish goyim

"koreans clearly are derivative of said superior anglo culture despite pr0n literally being illegal"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5663782&forum_id=2#48553522)



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Date: January 14th, 2025 7:35 PM
Author: navy tattoo

, chirped "Peanut Balls"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5663782&forum_id=2#48553561)



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Date: January 14th, 2025 7:36 PM
Author: Umber point

nice

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5663782&forum_id=2#48553566)



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Date: January 14th, 2025 7:37 PM
Author: Boyish goyim

how DARE non anglos not legalize pr0n! RED MAN needed CIVILIZING. WHITE IS RIGHT

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5663782&forum_id=2#48553568)



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Date: January 14th, 2025 7:38 PM
Author: Umber point

nobody cares what you have to say, M&M nuts

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5663782&forum_id=2#48553572)



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Date: January 14th, 2025 7:47 PM
Author: Boyish goyim

those INFERIOR koreans with their 4B and FEMINAZISM! NYUUG DONE HERE! only WHITES cant be stereotyped! and whites are the LEAST RACIST RACE!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5663782&forum_id=2#48553599)



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Date: January 15th, 2025 2:09 AM
Author: Boyish goyim

Oh, so one counterexample does refute a generalization?

Date: June 10th, 2026 8:22 PM

Author: Pumonymous

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1903735&forum_id=2#49929163

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5663782&forum_id=2#48554259)



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Date: January 15th, 2025 3:52 AM
Author: Boyish goyim



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5663782&forum_id=2#48554311)



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Date: January 15th, 2025 4:46 PM
Author: Boyish goyim



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5663782&forum_id=2#48555775)



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Date: January 15th, 2025 5:10 PM
Author: Floppy chocolate locus

(crazy person)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5663782&forum_id=2#48555842)



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Date: January 15th, 2025 5:19 PM
Author: Boyish goyim

*posts about some asian 5 who got beaten by her dad so hard she shits on asian men on tiktok all day*

*lols at nowags*

ASIAN MEN DONE HERE

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5663782&forum_id=2#48555863)



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Date: January 16th, 2025 7:33 PM
Author: Boyish goyim

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5664645&mc=41&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5663782&forum_id=2#48558902)



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Date: January 16th, 2025 8:05 PM
Author: Boyish goyim

if only asians were so CREATIVE and ORIGINAL to invent tiktok cumwalks!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5663782&forum_id=2#48558981)



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Date: January 19th, 2025 10:43 PM
Author: Boyish goyim



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5663782&forum_id=2#48567275)



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Date: January 20th, 2025 7:27 PM
Author: Boyish goyim



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5663782&forum_id=2#48571434)



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Date: January 21st, 2025 3:45 PM
Author: Boyish goyim



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5663782&forum_id=2#48574494)



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Date: January 23rd, 2025 8:49 PM
Author: Boyish goyim



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5663782&forum_id=2#48583427)



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Date: June 5th, 2025 10:27 PM
Author: Boyish goyim

A WORLD WITHOUT KOREAN MEN LMAO

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5308417&forum_id=2#48456029

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5663782&forum_id=2#48991021)



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Date: July 3rd, 2025 9:00 PM
Author: Boyish goyim



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5663782&forum_id=2#49070480)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:04 PM
Author: Boyish goyim



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5663782&forum_id=2#49077617)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 12:13 AM
Author: Boyish goyim



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5663782&forum_id=2#49354939)



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Date: June 8th, 2026 12:45 AM
Author: Boyish goyim



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5663782&forum_id=2#49921732)



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Date: June 8th, 2026 8:00 PM
Author: Boyish goyim



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5663782&forum_id=2#49923920)



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Date: June 9th, 2026 11:20 PM
Author: Boyish goyim



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5663782&forum_id=2#49926840)



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Date: June 25th, 2026 8:37 PM
Author: Boyish goyim



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5663782&forum_id=2#49963114)



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Date: June 25th, 2026 9:42 PM
Author: Boyish goyim



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5663782&forum_id=2#49963192)



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Date: July 1st, 2026 1:11 AM
Author: Boyish goyim



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5663782&forum_id=2#49972831)



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Date: July 9th, 2026 9:20 PM
Author: Boyish goyim



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5663782&forum_id=2#49989636)



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Date: July 12th, 2026 8:17 PM
Author: Boyish goyim



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Date: July 15th, 2026 8:22 PM
Author: Boyish goyim



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Date: July 22nd, 2026 7:35 PM
Author: Boyish goyim



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Date: July 27th, 2026 6:13 PM
Author: nyuug



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Date: July 29th, 2026 10:43 PM
Author: nyuug



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Date: July 8th, 2025 8:15 PM
Author: Boyish goyim



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Date: June 10th, 2025 8:28 PM
Author: Boyish goyim



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Date: August 12th, 2025 12:06 AM
Author: Boyish goyim



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Date: January 15th, 2025 3:43 AM
Author: motley khaki codepig base

Doobs' plastic surgeon deserves a Nobel prize

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Date: January 16th, 2025 7:56 PM
Author: doobsian marketing idea

do they actually pump away, or one thrust, then next guy

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Date: October 17th, 2025 2:13 AM
Author: stimulating brindle area

Yeah, the hard part is recruitment, scheduling, and logistics. They probably had 2-hour slots and front-loaded them slightly. You show up at your time, get a number, and wait in the lobby or outside; when the time slot in front of you is down to its last 30 guys or whatever, you file in, get naked, and get in line in order of your number. A tattooed meth head yells at you as a group to condom up and that you'll get 15 seconds of sex (they've 'budgeted' 40 seconds, but there's always leakage during transitions, guys wanting to jack themselves 4 times before going in, etc., and you need to compensate for the whore's breaks), and that you're not to touch her with anything other than your penis (no kissing, obviously, but think about how retarded the average guy at one of these things is). No BYOcondom allowed; everyone has to use one of the 3 sizes of Lifestyles condom supplied, since that brand is a 'sponsor' of the gangbang.

The biggest problem is guys not getting/staying hard, which there's very little patience for, but they also can't afford to just kick out everyone who experiences any issues because that's too many ppl. (This was the major 'qualification' screened for in the casting call, but it still comes up.) Guys are expected to keep themselves jacked hard, and they've devoted an entire Jew to checking the guy in the on-deck circle for hardness and pulling him back to the hole if he's not keeping it up; you can get skipped 2x, but 3 strikes you're out.

The two body men taking care of the girl herself (strip club bouncers by trade, and easily the most normal people there) are shocked at how many dudes say bizarrely retarded shit like "but I haven't cum yet" when being pulled off at the beep. They've set aside 45 minutes in aggregate for breaks and decided to let the girl choose how to divvy them up--"we'll see how it goes and keep track of if we're on pace"--which they immediately regret as the girl has no visceral sense of math or ability to delay gratification and takes 32 minutes of smoke breaks in the first 2.5 hours.

Guys in the last 3 time slots get a significantly worse experience, with the scent of BO and cigarettes oppressively thick in the air, and the girl's vagina looking like a cold cut sandwich slathered with catsup. Expressing concern about what you're sticking your dick into gets you a summary expulsion, especially as the supervisory Jew realizes they're comfortably ahead of schedule to hit 1,000, and everyone's tired and doesn't give a shit anymore.

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Date: June 8th, 2026 12:57 AM
Author: Cerise Foreskin

lol

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Date: June 8th, 2026 5:57 AM
Author: motley khaki codepig base

You sound like you speak from experience. Go on...

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Date: July 9th, 2026 10:34 PM
Author: Out-of-control piazza

"the girl's vagina looking like a cold cut sandwich slathered with catsup"

....everyday we stray further from the light of God.

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Date: January 19th, 2025 11:08 PM
Author: Adventurous glassy hairy legs indian lodge

Why are these megaskanks all Bri’ish?

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Date: June 10th, 2025 8:45 PM
Author: Aggressive Digit Ratio Mental Disorder

Jews using the same demoralization techniques that ended a white Christian monoculture in the USA on the next target.

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Date: June 9th, 2026 11:21 PM
Author: Marvelous tantric hall toaster

Damn, what a slut!

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