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if your kid falls off a cruise ship, are you jumping in after?

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Salmon bearded ticket booth indirect expression
  06/30/25
I've never been on a cruise, so if this were to happen, he/s...
180 mexican
  06/30/25
Same. I have never been on a cruise. I don't think my work w...
Startling library
  06/30/25
I don't think the cruise line would allow you to go on one. ...
Galvanic Hominid
  07/01/25
Fat is buoyant. The only real risk for you in the ocean is t...
swashbuckling factory reset button
  07/06/25
how much life insurance do they have?
Cruel-hearted Step-uncle's House Alpha
  06/30/25
Absolutely, even in a storm. We're dying together- and even ...
Zombie-like fragrant dog poop
  06/30/25
You have to try. You're probably both going to die, but you...
titillating indecent idea he suggested degenerate
  06/30/25
the bermuda triangle isn't real bro you can swim in the ocea...
glittery clear church fortuitous meteor
  06/30/25
just jump is ALWAYS tcr this bro lived https://x.com/a...
Salmon bearded ticket booth indirect expression
  06/30/25
now that's what i call a hypo. rationally you shouldn't d...
thriller corner
  06/30/25
This just happened IRL https://x.com/collinrugg/status/1939...
flickering spectacular place of business
  06/30/25
lol twitter is morphing into facebook with those boomer comm...
Aphrodisiac prole institution
  06/30/25
“ackshually, you should go seek help from a profession...
Salmon bearded ticket booth indirect expression
  06/30/25
180. I thought falling off a cruise ship was sure death.
Nighttime travel guidebook voyeur
  06/30/25
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nPWAYWB6Ijs
stimulating university
  07/03/25
If you're considering not jumping you probably shouldn't hav...
Jade menage
  06/30/25
cr
Salmon bearded ticket booth indirect expression
  06/30/25
what about your other kids?
thriller corner
  06/30/25
? my kids would be glad if i saved their sibling.
Chartreuse selfie
  06/30/25
(guy who doesn't have crotch fruit)
Nighttime travel guidebook voyeur
  06/30/25
...
Cerebral Foreskin
  07/01/25
dad is getting the best pussy of his entire life that night....
Aphrodisiac prole institution
  06/30/25
His wife will probably have sex with him too
Jade menage
  06/30/25
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obsidian motley new version
  07/01/25
*bussy
odious gay sweet tailpipe forum
  06/30/25
Huh? Kids are a burden to women unless they have some good I...
Zombie-like fragrant dog poop
  06/30/25
Negative. The wife will be moving that 5 year old daughter i...
Dashing magenta generalized bond jap
  06/30/25
(actual married male)
Coral resort weed whacker
  06/30/25
fuck
Aphrodisiac prole institution
  06/30/25
Dad will actually get laid the night they sit down to watch ...
Dashing magenta generalized bond jap
  06/30/25
this is a sick post even for you.
180 mexican
  06/30/25
i meant that the wife is going to be sopping wet at her husb...
Aphrodisiac prole institution
  06/30/25
absolutely bizarre inference you drew here.
Chartreuse selfie
  06/30/25
Jewish projection is a bitch
Salmon bearded ticket booth indirect expression
  06/30/25
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heady tank
  07/07/25
is this what married men have to do to convince their wives ...
Cordovan Indian Lodge Shitlib
  06/30/25
id probably grab a flotation device first
lascivious dilemma boiling water
  06/30/25
(Smart Dad)
Arousing avocado garrison old irish cottage
  06/30/25
more like (dad of a dead kid)
Salmon bearded ticket booth indirect expression
  06/30/25
my biggest is like 180lbs i doubt i can keep him and myself ...
lascivious dilemma boiling water
  06/30/25
Well then his fat ass shouldn’t have been sitting on t...
Cerebral Foreskin
  07/01/25
(shortmo kids)
lascivious dilemma boiling water
  07/01/25
Of course, but better plan is to not put your kid up on the ...
hilarious vigorous home affirmative action
  06/30/25
this isn’t confirmed but yeah good point
Salmon bearded ticket booth indirect expression
  06/30/25
(Disney in house lawyer)
nubile stead friendly grandma
  06/30/25
(Defendant WDC’s Answer to the First Amended Complaint...
Excitant heaven private investor
  06/30/25
tcr
Cerebral Foreskin
  07/01/25
just jump
Contagious maize kitchen
  06/30/25
ALWAYS tcr
Salmon bearded ticket booth indirect expression
  06/30/25
...
Frisky fat ankles theatre
  07/01/25
Depends which kid
Supple chapel
  06/30/25
wow
Salmon bearded ticket booth indirect expression
  06/30/25
Dads jumping in makes up for (barely) the decision to take h...
White mentally impaired rehab puppy
  06/30/25
JFC man
Salmon bearded ticket booth indirect expression
  06/30/25
Don't forget the brave men and women out there on the law st...
glittery clear church fortuitous meteor
  06/30/25
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Contagious maize kitchen
  06/30/25
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Aphrodisiac prole institution
  06/30/25
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Nighttime travel guidebook voyeur
  06/30/25
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Frum Area Haunted Graveyard
  06/30/25
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talented citrine principal's office
  06/30/25
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nubile stead friendly grandma
  06/30/25
sealclubber?
Excitant heaven private investor
  06/30/25
so, without you, none of this would even be possible?
Cordovan Indian Lodge Shitlib
  06/30/25
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Hairraiser location twinkling uncleanness
  07/01/25
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obsidian motley new version
  07/01/25
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deep dysfunction
  07/01/25
i didn't see this alley oop coming but you sure dunked it ho...
cerise electric parlor
  07/01/25
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Cocky Sexy Property Goyim
  07/01/25
...
Galvanic Hominid
  07/01/25
*furiously checks the Disney+ subscriber T&Cs*
Cruel-hearted Step-uncle's House Alpha
  06/30/25
bro
Salmon bearded ticket booth indirect expression
  06/30/25
...
Excitant heaven private investor
  06/30/25
lol
Cerebral Foreskin
  07/01/25
...
razzle halford
  07/01/25
https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/grandfather-toddler-who...
Pearl hideous regret
  06/30/25
jfc
Salmon bearded ticket booth indirect expression
  06/30/25
eric clapton stunned
thriller corner
  06/30/25
jfc, the poor parents
Frum Area Haunted Graveyard
  06/30/25
i am very surprised my boomer dad hasn't done this yet
talented citrine principal's office
  06/30/25
I remember that case. Almost as sad as the 2 year old eaten ...
Cerebral Foreskin
  07/01/25
Over time our minds are libraries of “horror”.
Pearl hideous regret
  07/01/25
...
Arousing avocado garrison old irish cottage
  07/01/25
...
talented citrine principal's office
  07/06/25
He should have jumped
Cocky Sexy Property Goyim
  07/01/25
how many of us have actually practiced diving from height (5...
wonderful rusted site dingle berry
  06/30/25
lol at libs. it’s water, bro. you just jump in.
Chartreuse selfie
  06/30/25
cr this fucking pumo would be stuck on the ship mumbling ...
Salmon bearded ticket booth indirect expression
  06/30/25
it's telling that even on the internet where they could pret...
Aphrodisiac prole institution
  06/30/25
...
Salmon bearded ticket booth indirect expression
  07/01/25
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Stubborn bronze field double fault
  07/01/25
lol
Cerebral Foreskin
  07/01/25
...
Contagious maize kitchen
  06/30/25
never gone over 25 feet because of the fear
Cracking Nowag Cuckold
  06/30/25
If you go feet first you have to cross over your legs before...
violet duck-like death wish round eye
  07/01/25
Where did you come up with "head first"? Profes...
stirring state depressive
  07/02/25
Yes of course. I can swim and I know I’ll get fished o...
concupiscible tanning salon hissy fit
  06/30/25
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-13952759/Person-die...
rambunctious provocative meetinghouse jewess
  07/01/25
it's pretty rare for people to get fished out after going ov...
Stubborn bronze field double fault
  07/01/25
Depends on how many kids. My only child? 100%. 3 kids sti...
Impressive navy faggotry den
  06/30/25
is it your contention that the cruise ship would sink withou...
Salmon bearded ticket booth indirect expression
  07/01/25
Without reading any replies I can with 100% confidence say y...
Cerebral Foreskin
  07/01/25
...
Salmon bearded ticket booth indirect expression
  07/01/25
Spaceporn jumping in after your son and claiming under marit...
obsidian motley new version
  07/01/25
😟
vibrant orange nursing home striped hyena
  07/01/25
...
vivacious market athletic conference
  07/01/25
holy shit
Salmon bearded ticket booth indirect expression
  07/01/25
yes absolutely
Stubborn bronze field double fault
  07/01/25
Anyone who says no isn’t a parent.
Milky big quadroon
  07/01/25
Impossible to say for sure in the abstract, but if it’...
Cocky Sexy Property Goyim
  07/01/25
You jump in no matter what
Zombie-like fragrant dog poop
  07/01/25
...
Salmon bearded ticket booth indirect expression
  07/02/25
Seems retarded if your odds of survival are 1000 to 1 and yo...
Cocky Sexy Property Goyim
  07/02/25
Disco Fries jumping and pulling cord to fully inflate
Cocky Sexy Property Goyim
  07/02/25
Would you jump in if you were certain to fail and would peri...
Supple chapel
  07/05/25
That's what I was getting at. This is 100% worth it- even if...
Zombie-like fragrant dog poop
  07/06/25
I’d rather die, even by drowning, than just watch my k...
Salmon bearded ticket booth indirect expression
  07/06/25
its certain death, so kid would never come on a cruise with ...
histrionic station
  07/05/25
yes, but i would do so anyway because being on a cruise is p...
obsidian motley new version
  07/06/25
kid yes, wife no
Floppy senate
  07/06/25
that was unnecessary
Salmon bearded ticket booth indirect expression
  07/06/25
...
Supple chapel
  07/06/25
If it's Carnival, yes. But if it's a classier cruise, it wou...
Idiotic Orchestra Pit Coldplay Fan
  07/06/25
...
talented citrine principal's office
  07/06/25
lol
Cerebral Foreskin
  07/07/25
wow
Salmon bearded ticket booth indirect expression
  07/07/25


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Date: June 30th, 2025 4:59 PM
Author: Salmon bearded ticket booth indirect expression



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061236)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:00 PM
Author: 180 mexican

I've never been on a cruise, so if this were to happen, he/she would be taking that trip without me depriving me of the opportunity to jump in.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061241)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:08 PM
Author: Startling library

Same. I have never been on a cruise. I don't think my work would allow me to go on one.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061487)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:30 PM
Author: Galvanic Hominid

I don't think the cruise line would allow you to go on one. Your massive frame would cause ruptures in the deck, not to mention the fuel costs.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49064550)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 2:14 PM
Author: swashbuckling factory reset button

Fat is buoyant. The only real risk for you in the ocean is that a shark might mistake you for a seal.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49076352)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:01 PM
Author: Cruel-hearted Step-uncle's House Alpha

how much life insurance do they have?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061242)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:01 PM
Author: Zombie-like fragrant dog poop

Absolutely, even in a storm. We're dying together- and even if I can't find him in the swells, and he can only hear me yelling his name; and even on the chance he can't.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061243)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:03 PM
Author: titillating indecent idea he suggested degenerate

You have to try. You're probably both going to die, but you have to try

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061246)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:24 PM
Author: glittery clear church fortuitous meteor

the bermuda triangle isn't real bro you can swim in the ocean.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061294)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:29 PM
Author: Salmon bearded ticket booth indirect expression

just jump is ALWAYS tcr

this bro lived

https://x.com/aleclace/status/1939764025169998323

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061317)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:03 PM
Author: thriller corner

now that's what i call a hypo.

rationally you shouldn't do it, but you're probably jumping in without thinking about it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061248)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:06 PM
Author: flickering spectacular place of business

This just happened IRL

https://x.com/collinrugg/status/1939738528734380304?s=61

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061251)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:19 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac prole institution

lol twitter is morphing into facebook with those boomer comments

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061275)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:22 PM
Author: Salmon bearded ticket booth indirect expression

“ackshually, you should go seek help from a professional”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061286)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:11 PM
Author: Nighttime travel guidebook voyeur

180. I thought falling off a cruise ship was sure death.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061686)



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Date: July 3rd, 2025 6:00 PM
Author: stimulating university

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nPWAYWB6Ijs

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49070086)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:05 PM
Author: Jade menage

If you're considering not jumping you probably shouldn't have kids

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061249)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: Salmon bearded ticket booth indirect expression

cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061270)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:21 PM
Author: thriller corner

what about your other kids?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061282)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:51 PM
Author: Chartreuse selfie

?

my kids would be glad if i saved their sibling.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061414)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:58 PM
Author: Nighttime travel guidebook voyeur

(guy who doesn't have crotch fruit)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061811)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:27 AM
Author: Cerebral Foreskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062447)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:08 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac prole institution

dad is getting the best pussy of his entire life that night.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061254)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: Jade menage

His wife will probably have sex with him too

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061267)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:27 AM
Author: obsidian motley new version



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062635)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:25 PM
Author: odious gay sweet tailpipe forum

*bussy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061298)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:27 PM
Author: Zombie-like fragrant dog poop

Huh? Kids are a burden to women unless they have some good Instagram value

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061308)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:29 PM
Author: Dashing magenta generalized bond jap

Negative. The wife will be moving that 5 year old daughter into the parental bed and the kid won’t be back in their own bedroom for at least six months.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061316)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:44 PM
Author: Coral resort weed whacker

(actual married male)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061773)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 8:05 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac prole institution

fuck

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061824)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 8:21 PM
Author: Dashing magenta generalized bond jap

Dad will actually get laid the night they sit down to watch their segment on the news where mom got to give a giant teary interview. Local news gets him a vanilla romp equivalent to when they’d been dating 1.5 years. A prime time national news interview gets him the Lauren Sanchez/Megan Markle depravity special.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061869)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:41 PM
Author: 180 mexican

this is a sick post even for you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061357)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:50 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac prole institution

i meant that the wife is going to be sopping wet at her husband's heroics + adrenaline

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061405)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:53 PM
Author: Chartreuse selfie

absolutely bizarre inference you drew here.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061421)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:54 PM
Author: Salmon bearded ticket booth indirect expression

Jewish projection is a bitch

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061427)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 11:36 AM
Author: heady tank



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49078762)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 9:29 PM
Author: Cordovan Indian Lodge Shitlib

is this what married men have to do to convince their wives to have sex with them?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062016)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:09 PM
Author: lascivious dilemma boiling water

id probably grab a flotation device first

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061255)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:13 PM
Author: Arousing avocado garrison old irish cottage

(Smart Dad)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061265)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:15 PM
Author: Salmon bearded ticket booth indirect expression

more like (dad of a dead kid)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061272)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:21 PM
Author: lascivious dilemma boiling water

my biggest is like 180lbs i doubt i can keep him and myself afloat

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061713)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:30 AM
Author: Cerebral Foreskin

Well then his fat ass shouldn’t have been sitting on the railing of a moving cruise ship while out at sea and you shouldn’t have come up with such a stupid fucking idea.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062448)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:44 AM
Author: lascivious dilemma boiling water

(shortmo kids)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062661)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:13 PM
Author: hilarious vigorous home affirmative action

Of course, but better plan is to not put your kid up on the rail to begin with.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061266)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:21 PM
Author: Salmon bearded ticket booth indirect expression

this isn’t confirmed but yeah good point

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061283)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:28 PM
Author: nubile stead friendly grandma

(Disney in house lawyer)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061312)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:34 PM
Author: Excitant heaven private investor

(Defendant WDC’s Answer to the First Amended Complaint)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061328)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:33 AM
Author: Cerebral Foreskin

tcr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062449)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:37 PM
Author: Contagious maize kitchen

just jump

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061336)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:39 PM
Author: Salmon bearded ticket booth indirect expression

ALWAYS tcr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061345)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:20 PM
Author: Frisky fat ankles theatre



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49064523)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:45 PM
Author: Supple chapel

Depends which kid

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061384)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:49 PM
Author: Salmon bearded ticket booth indirect expression

wow

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061398)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:48 PM
Author: White mentally impaired rehab puppy

Dads jumping in makes up for (barely) the decision to take his kids on a "disney cruise" to begin with. He comes out even. Real heros are the disney compliance folks who ensured appropriate policy and procedures were in place and executed upon by trained crew members, and of course the disney C suite without whom none of this would even be possible.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061394)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:49 PM
Author: Salmon bearded ticket booth indirect expression

JFC man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061399)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:50 PM
Author: glittery clear church fortuitous meteor

Don't forget the brave men and women out there on the law streets fighting for the Dad who sued Disney after his daughter ended up with a broken collarbone. Those medical expenses and personal trauma don't pay for themselves, brother.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061404)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:50 PM
Author: Contagious maize kitchen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061410)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:59 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac prole institution



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061450)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:21 PM
Author: Nighttime travel guidebook voyeur



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061712)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:47 PM
Author: Frum Area Haunted Graveyard



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061777)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 8:03 PM
Author: talented citrine principal's office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061817)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 9:31 PM
Author: nubile stead friendly grandma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062020)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:45 PM
Author: Excitant heaven private investor

sealclubber?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062243)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:46 PM
Author: Cordovan Indian Lodge Shitlib

so, without you, none of this would even be possible?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062247)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:09 AM
Author: Hairraiser location twinkling uncleanness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062443)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:27 AM
Author: obsidian motley new version



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062637)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:30 AM
Author: deep dysfunction



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062948)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:11 PM
Author: cerise electric parlor

i didn't see this alley oop coming but you sure dunked it home

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49063691)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:17 PM
Author: Cocky Sexy Property Goyim



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49063718)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:39 PM
Author: Galvanic Hominid



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49064589)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:51 PM
Author: Cruel-hearted Step-uncle's House Alpha

*furiously checks the Disney+ subscriber T&Cs*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061415)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:57 PM
Author: Salmon bearded ticket booth indirect expression

bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061443)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:45 PM
Author: Excitant heaven private investor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062245)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:34 AM
Author: Cerebral Foreskin

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062450)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:37 AM
Author: razzle halford



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062979)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:57 PM
Author: Pearl hideous regret

https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/grandfather-toddler-who-fell-out-cruise-ship-window-sentenced-3-n1257067

The grandfather who was with his 18-month-old granddaughter when she fell to her death from an open window on a Royal Caribbean cruise ship was sentenced Monday to three years of probation, according to Puerto Rico's Department of Justice.

Salvatore “Sam” Anello, of Valparaiso, Indiana, pleaded guilty to negligent homicide last year after his granddaughter, Chloe Wiegand, fell through an 11-story window from the ship docked in San Juan, Puerto Rico, in July 2019.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061441)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:00 PM
Author: Salmon bearded ticket booth indirect expression

jfc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061454)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:54 PM
Author: thriller corner

eric clapton stunned

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061798)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:57 PM
Author: Frum Area Haunted Graveyard

jfc, the poor parents

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061808)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 8:05 PM
Author: talented citrine principal's office

i am very surprised my boomer dad hasn't done this yet

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061822)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:37 AM
Author: Cerebral Foreskin

I remember that case. Almost as sad as the 2 year old eaten by an alligator at a Disney resort with the dad punching the alligator and the little boy screaming daddy help.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062451)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:23 AM
Author: Pearl hideous regret

Over time our minds are libraries of “horror”.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062632)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:19 PM
Author: Arousing avocado garrison old irish cottage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49064521)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:00 PM
Author: talented citrine principal's office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49077604)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:18 PM
Author: Cocky Sexy Property Goyim

He should have jumped

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49063719)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:06 PM
Author: wonderful rusted site dingle berry

how many of us have actually practiced diving from height (50+ feet)? i've only done it a few times, and i see how anyone in a hurry/panic would fuck it up completely.

you're supposed to relax beforehand and maintain good form by stretching your arms over your head so that your hands form a wedge. that wedge is what is supposed to strike the water first, creating a safe entry for the rest of your body.

the next-best entry is supposedly to hit the water feet-first with your toes extended to also form a bit of a wedge, but that's more likely to result in leg injuries.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061480)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:09 PM
Author: Chartreuse selfie

lol at libs.

it’s water, bro. you just jump in.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061492)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:13 PM
Author: Salmon bearded ticket booth indirect expression

cr

this fucking pumo would be stuck on the ship mumbling incoherently to his wife and cops about wedges while they dredge his kid from the bottom of the sea

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061501)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:22 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac prole institution

it's telling that even on the internet where they could pretend to be a tough guy their minds immediately go to making excuses about why it would be a bad idea. lib baby falls in and the headline would be "panicked former dad explains water surface tension is as rigid as concrete from fifty feet high"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061528)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:48 AM
Author: Salmon bearded ticket booth indirect expression



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062397)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:00 PM
Author: Stubborn bronze field double fault



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49064441)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:39 AM
Author: Cerebral Foreskin

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062452)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:15 PM
Author: Contagious maize kitchen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061509)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 9:33 PM
Author: Cracking Nowag Cuckold

never gone over 25 feet because of the fear

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062022)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 6:59 PM
Author: violet duck-like death wish round eye

If you go feet first you have to cross over your legs before going in otherwise you'll get water shot up your ass hole. I know a guy that fell barefoot waterskiing at about the same speed. He had to see a Dr because his ass was bleeding inside.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49064439)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 9:23 AM
Author: stirring state depressive

Where did you come up with "head first"?

Professional high divers and cliff jumpers always land feet first.

https://youtu.be/h-Z8_qsQYXc?t=86

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49065730)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:36 PM
Author: concupiscible tanning salon hissy fit

Yes of course. I can swim and I know I’ll get fished out, and in the meantime I can provide immediate action rather than minutes of delay.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061591)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 5:58 AM
Author: rambunctious provocative meetinghouse jewess

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-13952759/Person-dies-falling-overboard-cruise-ship-Channel-Islands.html

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062469)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:44 AM
Author: Stubborn bronze field double fault

it's pretty rare for people to get fished out after going overboard on a cruise ship. you have to be ready to die

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49063005)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:24 PM
Author: Impressive navy faggotry den

Depends on how many kids. My only child? 100%. 3 kids still on boat with wife?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061717)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:49 AM
Author: Salmon bearded ticket booth indirect expression

is it your contention that the cruise ship would sink without you?

also, she would 100% take the kids and leave you anyways

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062398)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:25 AM
Author: Cerebral Foreskin

Without reading any replies I can with 100% confidence say yes, without hesitation. It would be instinctive. I don’t know how any parent could answer otherwise.

I love my mixed kids more than anything in the world.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062446)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 5:14 AM
Author: Salmon bearded ticket booth indirect expression



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062459)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:28 AM
Author: obsidian motley new version

Spaceporn jumping in after your son and claiming under maritime salvage laws he gets to keep him

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062639)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:37 AM
Author: vibrant orange nursing home striped hyena

😟

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062977)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:43 AM
Author: vivacious market athletic conference



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49063002)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 5:56 PM
Author: Salmon bearded ticket booth indirect expression

holy shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49064258)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:44 AM
Author: Stubborn bronze field double fault

yes absolutely

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49063006)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:16 PM
Author: Milky big quadroon

Anyone who says no isn’t a parent.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49063715)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:20 PM
Author: Cocky Sexy Property Goyim

Impossible to say for sure in the abstract, but if it’s a bright clear day yes. If it’s rainy and 15-foot seas at 3 am, probably not. This is partly why I had so many kids.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49063724)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:22 PM
Author: Zombie-like fragrant dog poop

You jump in no matter what

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49064533)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 4:34 AM
Author: Salmon bearded ticket booth indirect expression



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49065395)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 9:13 AM
Author: Cocky Sexy Property Goyim

Seems retarded if your odds of survival are 1000 to 1 and you have other kids. Sometimes kids get got.

Also, which kid it is really does play a minor role in the decision to jump.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49065717)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 9:15 AM
Author: Cocky Sexy Property Goyim

Disco Fries jumping and pulling cord to fully inflate

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49065721)



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Date: July 5th, 2025 9:09 PM
Author: Supple chapel

Would you jump in if you were certain to fail and would perish alongside him but you’d prevent your son from dying terrified and alone?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49075086)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 4:42 AM
Author: Zombie-like fragrant dog poop

That's what I was getting at. This is 100% worth it- even if you can't actually find him in the water, and you know you are 99% unlikely to find him, it is still worth it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49075651)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 1:44 PM
Author: Salmon bearded ticket booth indirect expression

I’d rather die, even by drowning, than just watch my kid die while doing nothing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49076284)



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Date: July 5th, 2025 9:15 PM
Author: histrionic station

its certain death, so kid would never come on a cruise with me in the first place

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49075101)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 6:35 PM
Author: obsidian motley new version

yes, but i would do so anyway because being on a cruise is prole helldrome

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49077073)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 7:22 PM
Author: Floppy senate

kid yes, wife no

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49077209)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 8:39 PM
Author: Salmon bearded ticket booth indirect expression

that was unnecessary

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49077438)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 9:17 PM
Author: Supple chapel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49077539)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 9:28 PM
Author: Idiotic Orchestra Pit Coldplay Fan

If it's Carnival, yes. But if it's a classier cruise, it would be very boorish behavior so I'd have to just let him drown.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49077548)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:01 PM
Author: talented citrine principal's office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49077605)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 11:22 AM
Author: Cerebral Foreskin

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49078741)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 12:27 PM
Author: Salmon bearded ticket booth indirect expression

wow

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49078889)