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What's the coolest sexual escapade you've ever been involved in?
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Date: November 12th, 2004 1:24 PM Author: unhinged corner I was at a bar with two girls (sisters) and their respective boyfriends. We were sitting at the table while one was rubbing my leg and the other was playing with my feet. Their boyfriends had no idea. Then, we (sisters and me) went to the bathroom together. I was hooking up with one while the other was peeing (in close quarters). When the one finished, the other started to pee, and I started to hook up with her sister. Pussies were visible and let's just say it was fun. We then returned to the table to their boyfriends. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=106451&forum_id=2#1642726) |
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Date: November 12th, 2004 1:26 PM Author: Copper personal credit line coffee pot Going to a swinger club in fort laud with my ex-gf was an amazing time. I got to nail a plethora of married women with their husbands cheering me on. Something about that is quite mystical. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=106451&forum_id=2#1642740) |
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Date: November 12th, 2004 1:28 PM Author: unhinged corner did they nail your gf? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=106451&forum_id=2#1642756) |
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Date: November 12th, 2004 1:32 PM Author: Copper personal credit line coffee pot I didn't bring my wife. I went with an ex-gf who was a total freak. If I were married, my wife's innocence would preclude her from knowing the fact that sex clubs exist, much less would I take her to one. Hence, I would never let some stranger, much less anybody I knew, bang my wife. But saying that, I will gladly bang somebody else's wife. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=106451&forum_id=2#1642785) |
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Date: November 12th, 2004 1:33 PM Author: unhinged corner yeah, i edited. i need to learn how to read.
anyway, so they did bang your ex-gf? if so, how did that make you feel? did you love her? |
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Date: November 12th, 2004 1:37 PM Author: Milky stimulating theater Banging another man's wife while he stands next to me cheering me on doesn't seem all that great.
Besides which, most swingers are pretty ugly. |
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Date: November 12th, 2004 1:33 PM Author: Glittery faggotry shrine (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=106451&forum_id=2#1642794) |
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Date: November 12th, 2004 1:34 PM Author: unhinged corner did anything happen between your gf and your friend or vice versa? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=106451&forum_id=2#1642807) |
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Date: November 12th, 2004 1:38 PM Author: Copper personal credit line coffee pot My ex got railed like no tomorrow. Did I care? Yes, not b/c I had any feelings for her, but b/c I was wondering if the "nailees" were banging her better than I ever did. I think this one black dude did a number on her. If I ever meet her future bf and tells me that she told him he went "deeper than any man did before", well let's just say I can call bullshit on that one. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=106451&forum_id=2#1642840) |
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Date: November 12th, 2004 1:39 PM Author: Milky stimulating theater "nailers" (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=106451&forum_id=2#1642849) |
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Date: November 12th, 2004 1:42 PM Author: unhinged corner i couldn't take it. having some other guy bang my girl. i don't know how you didn't kill the black dude. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=106451&forum_id=2#1642876) |
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Date: November 12th, 2004 1:46 PM Author: Copper personal credit line coffee pot It was hard, er difficult, to garner the anger necessary to confront him about the matter since I was simultaneously receiving my first ebony deepthroat from his wife. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=106451&forum_id=2#1642920) |
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Date: November 12th, 2004 1:54 PM Author: unhinged corner i've been in the single swinger situation (banging a guys wife; him watching), but i will not put my girl out there. i'm way too jealous and possessive for that. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=106451&forum_id=2#1642978) |
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Date: November 12th, 2004 1:39 PM Author: Glittery faggotry shrine (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=106451&forum_id=2#1642845) |
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Date: November 12th, 2004 1:40 PM Author: Milky stimulating theater Jesus Fucking Christ.
No way am I just going to sit back and watch while a friend of mine bangs my fucking girlfriend. |
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Date: November 12th, 2004 1:42 PM Author: Glittery faggotry shrine (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=106451&forum_id=2#1642871) |
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Date: November 12th, 2004 1:55 PM Author: Milky stimulating theater I could see it with a female friend, but I've been serious enough about my girlfriends that I couldn't even think of doing something like that.
I agree about the marriage thing. I'm a pretty uninhibited guy when it comes to sex, and I like to try different things (though not really stuff involving food; I hate that). But I find something kind of gross about a man whoring out his wife and letting her get fucked by other men. Watching my wife suck another man's cock? No fucking way.
A couple months ago, I forget when exactly, I was at my neighborhood bar, and this guy, probably in his early 40's and from out of town, pointed to his blonde wife across the bar and asked me if I'd go back to their hotel and fuck her from behind while he watched. |
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Date: November 12th, 2004 1:59 PM Author: Glittery faggotry shrine (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=106451&forum_id=2#1643027) |
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Date: November 12th, 2004 2:00 PM Author: unhinged corner sadly, i totally agree and understand. i've done really stupid shit. i mean, really stupid. sad part, i remember it all. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=106451&forum_id=2#1643037) |
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Date: November 12th, 2004 2:01 PM Author: Milky stimulating theater I've been on many, many drugs. None of them would have made me excited to see my girlfriend/wife suck off another guy. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=106451&forum_id=2#1643038) |
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Date: November 12th, 2004 2:03 PM Author: unhinged corner yeah, but not you fuck someone's wife? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=106451&forum_id=2#1643054) |
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Date: November 12th, 2004 2:03 PM Author: Glittery faggotry shrine (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=106451&forum_id=2#1643060) |
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Date: November 12th, 2004 2:05 PM Author: Milky stimulating theater I've been in three serious relationships. I was in love with them all. The semantics describing the legal status of the relationship isn't what's at issue to me (though I've never been married). If I love the girl, I don't want to see her sucking another man's cock. Perhaps this makes me unusual? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=106451&forum_id=2#1643077) |
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Date: November 12th, 2004 2:06 PM Author: unhinged corner not at all. i wouldn't allow it, either. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=106451&forum_id=2#1643087) |
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Date: November 12th, 2004 2:09 PM Author: Glittery faggotry shrine (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=106451&forum_id=2#1643108) |
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Date: November 12th, 2004 3:08 PM Author: Milky stimulating theater There was no need to edit, Stink. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=106451&forum_id=2#1643533) |
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Date: November 12th, 2004 2:00 PM Author: unhinged corner i'm guessing you passed? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=106451&forum_id=2#1643032) |
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Date: November 12th, 2004 2:02 PM Author: Milky stimulating theater Yeah, it creeped me out.
His wife was decently hot, but, again, there's no fucking way that I want some fat guy from Louisiana checking me out as I'm banging his wife. |
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Date: November 12th, 2004 2:03 PM Author: unhinged corner if he were attractive? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=106451&forum_id=2#1643057) |
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Date: November 12th, 2004 2:08 PM Author: pontificating hall deer antler Fag. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=106451&forum_id=2#1643098) |
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Date: November 12th, 2004 2:12 PM Author: unhinged corner i mean, when i fucked this really hot girl with her husband watching it helped the guy wasn't hideous. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=106451&forum_id=2#1643124) |
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Date: November 12th, 2004 1:43 PM Author: unhinged corner amen! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=106451&forum_id=2#1642884) |
Date: November 12th, 2004 1:41 PM Author: Glittery faggotry shrine (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=106451&forum_id=2#1642866) |
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Date: November 12th, 2004 1:44 PM Author: unhinged corner did you just take off? did he even put up a fight? like, were you just fucking my daughter... (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=106451&forum_id=2#1642893) |
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Date: November 12th, 2004 1:45 PM Author: Glittery faggotry shrine (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=106451&forum_id=2#1642905) |
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Date: November 12th, 2004 1:45 PM Author: unhinged corner priceless. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=106451&forum_id=2#1642912) |
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Date: November 12th, 2004 1:42 PM Author: embarrassed to the bone navy stage depressive During a wet dream, the girl I was doing it with suddenly turned into my high school gymn teacher who was big fat 50 year old woman.
And even stranger was the fact that her vagina was made of metal and had steam vents on it, and puffs of steam would come out ever so often. |
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Date: November 12th, 2004 1:45 PM Author: unhinged corner you are weird. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=106451&forum_id=2#1642906) |
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Date: November 12th, 2004 1:55 PM Author: Milky stimulating theater A (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=106451&forum_id=2#1642991) |
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Date: November 12th, 2004 1:57 PM Author: pontificating hall deer antler 175 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=106451&forum_id=2#1643005) |
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Date: November 12th, 2004 2:19 PM Author: fragrant sickened philosopher-king Allow me to interpret you dream.
First, this is a wet dream, so it ought not be in this thread. This is for escapades, not fantasy.
"vagina was made of metal and had steam vents on it, and puffs of steam would come out ever so often"
Now, why would her vagina have steam vents? The answer is: because her vagina is hot. Do most vaginas become so hot that they release steam? Well, let's clarify that into *human* vaginas. If we look back to your "chimp vags are 3 degrees hotter", we understand that you are fantasizing about banging away with a chimpo woman. |
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Date: November 12th, 2004 1:43 PM Author: maroon crackhouse Banging your mom. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=106451&forum_id=2#1642883) |
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Date: November 12th, 2004 1:45 PM Author: unhinged corner i'm sure harrison doesn't appreciate that kind of comment. please be nice. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=106451&forum_id=2#1642904) |
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Date: November 12th, 2004 1:48 PM Author: Glittery faggotry shrine (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=106451&forum_id=2#1642934) |
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Date: November 12th, 2004 1:53 PM Author: Copper personal credit line coffee pot I've been in a similar situation was an UG. My friends and I don't talk about it much, b/c yea it sure is sick, but it was great wasn't it? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=106451&forum_id=2#1642969) |
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Date: November 12th, 2004 1:55 PM Author: Glittery faggotry shrine (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=106451&forum_id=2#1642990) |
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Date: November 12th, 2004 1:56 PM Author: unhinged corner i understand where you would probably not want to talk about it, but the memory is amazing. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=106451&forum_id=2#1642997) |
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Date: November 12th, 2004 1:55 PM Author: unhinged corner cherish the memory. don't ruin it buy thinking it was sick. what's wrong with you, man? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=106451&forum_id=2#1642989) |
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Date: November 12th, 2004 1:59 PM Author: Copper personal credit line coffee pot I just kept thinking what if her parents saw this? Deep down I felt some jewish guilt, but my balls prohibited morality from doing anything. It was a good time, quite immoral, and I'm sure b/c of it some guy is now in a fucked up relationship with her, b/c of how used she got that day. But then again, he's getting damn good head. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=106451&forum_id=2#1643023) |
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Date: November 12th, 2004 2:00 PM Author: Milky stimulating theater "I'm sure b/c of it some guy is now in a fucked up relationship with her, b/c of how used she got that day"
You give yourself too much credit.
It sounds like she had a good time. |
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Date: November 12th, 2004 2:02 PM Author: unhinged corner i agree. sluts these days are initiated at 15 anyway. very sad, seriously. makes me sick. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=106451&forum_id=2#1643047) |
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Date: November 12th, 2004 2:07 PM Author: Milky stimulating theater It doesn't make me sick.
If a girl likes to fuck, I'm not going to judge her for it. Sure, some sluts are sluts because they have emotional problems -- no doubt about that -- but I've met some chicks that seem like sluts just because they like a nice stiff cock. These girls are fine by me. |
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Date: November 12th, 2004 2:08 PM Author: pontificating hall deer antler I am intrigued by your ideas, and I would like to subscribe to your newsletter. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=106451&forum_id=2#1643097) |
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Date: November 12th, 2004 2:09 PM Author: unhinged corner would you date a girl that's been with more than 10 guys, less than 15? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=106451&forum_id=2#1643106) |
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Date: November 12th, 2004 2:20 PM Author: Milky stimulating theater Yes.
I don't have a litmus test. |
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Date: November 12th, 2004 2:22 PM Author: unhinged corner what's a litmus test?
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Date: November 12th, 2004 2:23 PM Author: pontificating hall deer antler god you are an f'ing moron. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=106451&forum_id=2#1643204) |
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Date: November 12th, 2004 2:25 PM Author: unhinged corner i've been told. what is it? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=106451&forum_id=2#1643216) |
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Date: November 12th, 2004 2:31 PM Author: Learning disabled pearl ratface so ssg has fucked 14 dudes? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=106451&forum_id=2#1643249) |
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Date: November 12th, 2004 2:41 PM Author: unhinged corner good guess, but no. unrelated, believe it or not. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=106451&forum_id=2#1643318) |
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Date: November 12th, 2004 1:56 PM Author: Hairraiser khaki hairy legs need female input in here (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=106451&forum_id=2#1642995) |
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Date: November 12th, 2004 1:59 PM Author: unhinged corner indeed. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=106451&forum_id=2#1643024) |
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Date: November 12th, 2004 1:57 PM Author: Glittery faggotry shrine (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=106451&forum_id=2#1643009) |
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Date: November 12th, 2004 2:04 PM Author: unhinged corner "high five" (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=106451&forum_id=2#1643070) |
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Date: November 12th, 2004 1:59 PM Author: maroon crackhouse Some move where she used a necktie to fashion a sort of make-shift cock ring and then proceeded to give me a hummer. I'm not sure that this move has a name. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=106451&forum_id=2#1643022) |
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Date: November 12th, 2004 2:03 PM Author: Milky stimulating theater The blowtie? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=106451&forum_id=2#1643061) |
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Date: November 12th, 2004 2:06 PM Author: maroon crackhouse That's a good name for it. Sometimes, she would do it while we were fucking too, and she'd control the tension on it. Damn, I miss her. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=106451&forum_id=2#1643085) |
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Date: November 12th, 2004 2:21 PM Author: Milky stimulating theater Hmm. I've never done that. Sounds worth a try, though. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=106451&forum_id=2#1643187) |
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Date: November 12th, 2004 2:04 PM Author: Copper personal credit line coffee pot I think it's the "floating hermes". (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=106451&forum_id=2#1643066) |
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Date: November 12th, 2004 2:07 PM Author: unhinged corner Question: Have any of you been in an affair? Straight up, no swinger shit. |
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Date: November 12th, 2004 2:10 PM Author: Copper personal credit line coffee pot I'm still young...never married. I did fuck a married lady I met off aol my soph yr of college. We hooked up twice. The second time, her daughter, my age, pulled up to the house and I ran out the backdoor. And yes, I did suggest the 3-some. I think the wife got found out. I never responded to her Ims and she kind of faded away after that. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=106451&forum_id=2#1643112) |
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Date: November 12th, 2004 2:19 PM Author: unhinged corner yeah, i was looking more for you with a married woman. twice here. working on a third. i'm not smart. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=106451&forum_id=2#1643172) |
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Date: November 12th, 2004 2:20 PM Author: maroon crackhouse I've banged two married women, but neither one of them was an affair. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=106451&forum_id=2#1643184) |
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Date: November 12th, 2004 2:23 PM Author: unhinged corner once each? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=106451&forum_id=2#1643200) |
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Date: November 12th, 2004 2:27 PM Author: maroon crackhouse No several times for each of them. One of them was still technically married because she was waiting to get divorced, and the other one had just gotten married to keep some guy in the country.
FYI - there's no better pussy than separated-woman pussy (aside from fucking insane chick pussy). |
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Date: November 12th, 2004 2:30 PM Author: unhinged corner agree with the fyi.
how was this not an affair? |
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Date: November 12th, 2004 2:44 PM Author: maroon crackhouse It's not an affair because neither one of them were actually in a marriage. Specifically, neither one of them were actually living with their husbands at the time, and their husbands were not under the pretense that they were in a monogamous relationship. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=106451&forum_id=2#1643338) |
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Date: November 12th, 2004 2:45 PM Author: unhinged corner definitely not an affair, then. would you? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=106451&forum_id=2#1643345) |
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Date: November 12th, 2004 2:46 PM Author: maroon crackhouse Would I what? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=106451&forum_id=2#1643354) |
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Date: November 12th, 2004 2:47 PM Author: unhinged corner get involved with a married broad. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=106451&forum_id=2#1643368) |
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Date: November 12th, 2004 2:43 PM Author: Milky stimulating theater If you lump wants-to-be-separated unhappy-wife pussy (see below) in with separated-woman pussy, then I'll concur. But I was also 16, so ... I think any pussy then was amazing. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=106451&forum_id=2#1643333) |
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Date: November 12th, 2004 2:22 PM Author: Milky stimulating theater I had sex with a married woman when I was in high school. It was definitely not an affair. But, to answer the question posed by the thread, it was definitely one of my favorite sexual escapades ever. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=106451&forum_id=2#1643194) |
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Date: November 12th, 2004 2:24 PM Author: unhinged corner very cool. older broads cum like streams. it's a beautiful thing. once, then? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=106451&forum_id=2#1643208) |
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Date: November 12th, 2004 2:41 PM Author: Milky stimulating theater No, about 12 or 13 times. But I don't think of it as an affair because, I don't know, I just don't.
She was in her 30's, drove a brown minivan, had fantastic cans, and was the night manager of the restaurant where I washed dishes. After 10 p.m. on weeknights, it was just the two of us left to close up. She'd pour us some beer from the tap; she was in an unhappy marriage; so some shit sparked between us and things went down. |
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Date: November 12th, 2004 2:44 PM Author: unhinged corner sounds like a country song. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=106451&forum_id=2#1643340) |
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Date: November 12th, 2004 2:54 PM Author: Milky stimulating theater I think I actually overestimated how many times it happened. It was probably like 5 or 6.
Anyway, the best part in hindsight was that her name was Sherrie. I don't know why I like that detail so much. Probably because she was a trashy waitress. |
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Date: November 12th, 2004 2:59 PM Author: unhinged corner Don't they usually have slamming bodies? Some white trash, I mean. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=106451&forum_id=2#1643455) |
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Date: November 12th, 2004 3:04 PM Author: Milky stimulating theater This waitress wasn't really white trash. She was just trashy. And I wouldn't say she had a slammin' body. It was decent, she had big guns, and to me at the time that was gravy -- more than good enough. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=106451&forum_id=2#1643494) |
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Date: November 12th, 2004 2:08 PM Author: mind-boggling chrome messiness sanctuary My bf and I are mega-exhibitionists. Once, we went to the Mitchell Brthers O'Farrell Theatre in San Francisco -- This is a mega strip-club cum brothel with various stages, rooms, theatres,etc. Near the end of the evening, I walked onto the stage of the theatre area...right in front of the cinema-size projection screen showing a porno. I proceeded to strip off my clothesb in front of the crowd,and beckoned my bf to join me...I got on my hands and knees and gave him a luscious blow-job, much to the approval of the crowd, who I'm sure assumed I was an "employee" of the joint.
When I was younger, I loved to tease men. There's a lovely story involving me not wearing panties on an airplane and the guy in the seat across the aisle cumming in his pants. |
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Date: November 12th, 2004 2:09 PM Author: maroon crackhouse Was this before or after your 35th birthday? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=106451&forum_id=2#1643105) |
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Date: November 12th, 2004 2:09 PM Author: mind-boggling chrome messiness sanctuary I was 22. I just turned 25. HTH. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=106451&forum_id=2#1643110) |
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Date: November 12th, 2004 2:11 PM Author: maroon crackhouse LOL. Good one. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=106451&forum_id=2#1643118) |
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Date: November 12th, 2004 2:12 PM Author: mind-boggling chrome messiness sanctuary You're really stupid. When I was first outed on this board, it was achieved by a poster who found my pic in my high school yearbook(I divulged too much info). Everyone --thanks to his "detective" work --knows I graduated in 1998. Do the math. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=106451&forum_id=2#1643125) |
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Date: November 12th, 2004 2:14 PM Author: maroon crackhouse Testy, testy. Chill out. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=106451&forum_id=2#1643134) |
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Date: November 12th, 2004 2:15 PM Author: mind-boggling chrome messiness sanctuary YOU chill out. Don't harangue me, and I'll be a -ok :) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=106451&forum_id=2#1643147) |
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Date: November 12th, 2004 2:19 PM Author: maroon crackhouse What's the biggest size boob you've ever seen in real life? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=106451&forum_id=2#1643169) |
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Date: November 12th, 2004 2:20 PM Author: mind-boggling chrome messiness sanctuary Jesus --You don't wanna know. I've seen girls with boobs twice the size of their head. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=106451&forum_id=2#1643181) |
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Date: November 12th, 2004 2:22 PM Author: maroon crackhouse I do want to know. How did you see these boobs? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=106451&forum_id=2#1643191) |
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Date: November 12th, 2004 2:32 PM Author: mind-boggling chrome messiness sanctuary This chick was a feature dancer I once saw at a strip-club:
http://meloniecharm.com/index2.htm |
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Date: November 12th, 2004 2:10 PM Author: unhinged corner how many guys have you fucked? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=106451&forum_id=2#1643114) |
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Date: November 12th, 2004 2:13 PM Author: mind-boggling chrome messiness sanctuary 6 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=106451&forum_id=2#1643128) |
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Date: November 12th, 2004 2:17 PM Author: unhinged corner serious? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=106451&forum_id=2#1643158) |
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Date: November 12th, 2004 2:24 PM Author: mind-boggling chrome messiness sanctuary Yeah. I'm ALWAYS in monogamous, long-etrm relationships. Been fucking the same guy for 4 years now, and fucked the same dude for 3 years before him. No clue why people think I'm a slut --actually quite the opposite. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=106451&forum_id=2#1643206) |
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Date: November 12th, 2004 2:26 PM Author: unhinged corner that's awesome. truly. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=106451&forum_id=2#1643218) |
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Date: November 12th, 2004 2:29 PM Author: mind-boggling chrome messiness sanctuary I like it. Sex with starngers is not my cup of tea. I usually date a guy for a few months or so before we do the nasty. Just more comfortable and enjoyable that way. I'm willing to sell the *image* of my body to anyone with some hard,cold cash, but actually giving/sharing of my body is extremely sacred to me. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=106451&forum_id=2#1643236) |
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Date: November 12th, 2004 2:32 PM Author: unhinged corner you're a jewel and should be considered an example for all women. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=106451&forum_id=2#1643251) |
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Date: November 12th, 2004 2:32 PM Author: mind-boggling chrome messiness sanctuary :)
Besides, I'm very good friends with my dildo. |
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Date: November 12th, 2004 2:42 PM Author: unhinged corner i'm jealous. of your dildo, i mean. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=106451&forum_id=2#1643326) |
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Date: November 12th, 2004 2:19 PM Author: Milky stimulating theater This shocks me. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=106451&forum_id=2#1643174) |
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Date: November 12th, 2004 2:24 PM Author: mind-boggling chrome messiness sanctuary Why? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=106451&forum_id=2#1643209) |
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Date: November 12th, 2004 2:32 PM Author: laughsome center That's just guys. Doesn't include women and barnyard animals. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=106451&forum_id=2#1643257) |
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Date: November 12th, 2004 2:33 PM Author: mind-boggling chrome messiness sanctuary 176 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=106451&forum_id=2#1643261) |
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Date: November 12th, 2004 2:11 PM Author: Glittery faggotry shrine (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=106451&forum_id=2#1643120) |
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Date: November 12th, 2004 2:14 PM Author: mind-boggling chrome messiness sanctuary First time was 3 yrs ago w/my current boyfriend. It was brief, but very sweet. Much more pleasant than my first act of vaginal intercourse.
I do anal very rarely, but it's quite good, IMO. |
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Date: November 12th, 2004 2:15 PM Author: Glittery faggotry shrine (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=106451&forum_id=2#1643145) |
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Date: November 12th, 2004 2:17 PM Author: Copper personal credit line coffee pot Has a bf ever performed a tony danza on u? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=106451&forum_id=2#1643157) |
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Date: November 12th, 2004 2:18 PM Author: mind-boggling chrome messiness sanctuary What is that? I'm usually the dominnat one in the sak, though, so I doubt it if it involves something really humiliating --I'm usually the one humiliating/slapping the guy around. |
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Date: November 12th, 2004 2:20 PM Author: Copper personal credit line coffee pot It's when he's railing u from behind and as he punches you in the back of the head...he yells WHO'S THE BOSS? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=106451&forum_id=2#1643182) |
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Date: November 12th, 2004 2:21 PM Author: mind-boggling chrome messiness sanctuary Nahh. On the other hand, I ball-gagged him the other night while I brutalized his ass with my spiked paddle.
I'm a sick, sick kitty. |
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Date: November 12th, 2004 2:57 PM Author: Big selfie church Christ my Jesus. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=106451&forum_id=2#1643447) |
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Date: November 12th, 2004 3:01 PM Author: laughsome center Learn something new about him everyday. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=106451&forum_id=2#1643475) |
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Date: November 12th, 2004 2:18 PM Author: Glittery faggotry shrine (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=106451&forum_id=2#1643163) |
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Date: November 12th, 2004 2:19 PM Author: mind-boggling chrome messiness sanctuary Of course.I actually don't care for-oral-gemital contact very much ...I prefer rim-jobs by quite a bit. MY bf has an ass fetish, and I'm more than happy to oblige his penchant for licking my asshole. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=106451&forum_id=2#1643175) |
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Date: November 12th, 2004 2:22 PM Author: Copper personal credit line coffee pot I make my gf have a self-adminstered enema b4 any anal. Something about shit on my rod after deepdicking her ass isn't appealing. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=106451&forum_id=2#1643190) |
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Date: November 12th, 2004 2:24 PM Author: Copper personal credit line coffee pot also...how do u rate your looks (1-10 is sufficient for this purpose)...speaking candidily I find uglier girls give up the tush easier...I had to ghb my current gf to teach her the joys of sodomy. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=106451&forum_id=2#1643210) |
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Date: November 12th, 2004 2:26 PM Author: mind-boggling chrome messiness sanctuary Eh, I've been in Playboy and I get very steady low-mid level modeling work. Some people find me unattractive, I'm sure, but I get positive comments and affirmations regarding my appearance several times per day.I'm probably not a 9/10, but I'm definitely on the higher end of the scale. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=106451&forum_id=2#1643224) |
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Date: November 12th, 2004 2:34 PM Author: Copper personal credit line coffee pot We're being honest here. Clearly you weren't in Playboy. I'd know. Btw, just b/c you were monogamous, your bfs weren't. It is physically impossible for a guy to not cheat on a girl within a 4 yr period unless (1) he's in isolation at Riker's Island, (2) he's on Paxil, or (3) he's XX chromosomed. Not trying to flame, you were with the model comment. Also, why are you recycled if you've only been with 6 guys? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=106451&forum_id=2#1643268) |
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Date: November 12th, 2004 2:36 PM Author: pontificating hall deer antler obviously dude, you haven't been on this board long enough. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=106451&forum_id=2#1643283) |
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Date: November 12th, 2004 2:38 PM Author: Copper personal credit line coffee pot Nope. Referred here from a L-school friend. I'm actually on the clock now. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=106451&forum_id=2#1643292) |
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Date: November 12th, 2004 2:38 PM Author: laughsome center Which is probably a good thing. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=106451&forum_id=2#1643296) |
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Date: November 12th, 2004 2:44 PM Author: pontificating hall deer antler correct.
I just didn't want to hear Julia's spiel about Playboy for the 9,000,000,000 time. |
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Date: November 12th, 2004 2:46 PM Author: mind-boggling chrome messiness sanctuary Sorry about that. It gets annoying, I know. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=106451&forum_id=2#1643356) |
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Date: November 12th, 2004 2:59 PM Author: Milky stimulating theater Haha. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=106451&forum_id=2#1643462) |
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Date: November 12th, 2004 2:38 PM Author: mind-boggling chrome messiness sanctuary Dude, do you live under a rock? EVERYONE on this board has seen one of my pirated Playboy pics. I was in a couple of Playboy Special Editions.
Anyhow,my bf's WERE/ARE monogamous --we spend every waking hour together, practically. Hate to break it to you, but not all guys and not all relationships are the same.
Anyhow, if you're so damn intersted in my appearance, here ya go --Like I said, I'm not a 9/10 nor does everyone find me attractive, but I'm willing to bet I'm what most consider "above-average" : http://photos.yahoo.com/jelsaad |
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Date: November 12th, 2004 2:40 PM Author: laughsome center "I'm not a 9/10 nor does everyone find me attractive.."
So how did you get those 6 guys in bed? Slipped something in their drinks? |
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Date: November 12th, 2004 2:43 PM Author: Copper personal credit line coffee pot I'd say above-average, but certainly not Playboy quality. Was it during their Ivy-League "spread"? You certainly weren't SEC or Pac-10. Well maybe the SEC in D.C. To get to my point, your bfs must have convinced you to do anal quite easily. They didn't exist have to weave Plato's noble lie or nothin. Also, trust me, one of your monogamous guys did cheat on you. Denying it is like denying GW paid for a chick's abortion in Houston in April of 72'. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=106451&forum_id=2#1643328) |
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Date: November 12th, 2004 2:44 PM Author: mind-boggling chrome messiness sanctuary No, I was in "Book of Lingerie". Anyhow,you're flame is pretty hlarious. To get to my point, I'm probably not the "ugly chick" type who rolls over and does whatever the guy wants. |
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Date: November 12th, 2004 2:48 PM Author: Copper personal credit line coffee pot Are you half Korean? I always found Asian women slightly easier to dominate. Maybe it is generally true, or maybe my confidence was on a roll b/c of my conceptions of geishas. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=106451&forum_id=2#1643373) |
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Date: November 12th, 2004 2:49 PM Author: mind-boggling chrome messiness sanctuary No. I'm half Spic/half sand-negro.
Just a hint: A little subtlety would work wonders for your flaming ability. |
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Date: November 12th, 2004 2:59 PM Author: Copper personal credit line coffee pot Pali? btw...I don't flame, I speak the truth. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=106451&forum_id=2#1643461) |
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Date: November 12th, 2004 2:39 PM Author: maroon crackhouse According to Hot or Not, a bad picture of me gets an 8. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=106451&forum_id=2#1643300) |
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Date: November 12th, 2004 2:43 PM Author: mind-boggling chrome messiness sanctuary That's cause you're obviously an Adonis.
Seriously, that site is pretty worthless, except for the extremes....although I'm siure you're a good-looking fellow. |
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Date: November 12th, 2004 2:44 PM Author: laughsome center He was in the Playgirl issue when they did "The Men of Starbucks." (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=106451&forum_id=2#1643343) |
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Date: November 12th, 2004 2:45 PM Author: mind-boggling chrome messiness sanctuary 180 You're on a roll today. |
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Date: November 12th, 2004 2:48 PM Author: maroon crackhouse Thank God for that biscotti covering my weiner. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=106451&forum_id=2#1643375) |
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Date: November 12th, 2004 2:54 PM Author: exciting poppy background story laser beams I think you mean coffee stirrer covering your weiner. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=106451&forum_id=2#1643421) |
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Date: November 12th, 2004 2:54 PM Author: laughsome center Is that what it was? I thought it was an STD. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=106451&forum_id=2#1643424) |
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Date: November 12th, 2004 3:01 PM Author: Milky stimulating theater This board is always better when WHJ posts. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=106451&forum_id=2#1643471) |
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Date: November 12th, 2004 3:03 PM Author: laughsome center Thanks HRP. I suspect that it's doing alright as long as you're still posting on it. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=106451&forum_id=2#1643489) |
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Date: November 12th, 2004 2:46 PM Author: Copper personal credit line coffee pot You are a 6 plus, maybe 7. Not being a dick, just honest. For my L-school class, you would be a 9 though. For my undergrad as a whole...a 7 or 8. But, we're not all stuck in academia otherwise my kid would never look as handsome as I. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=106451&forum_id=2#1643353) |
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Date: November 12th, 2004 2:47 PM Author: mind-boggling chrome messiness sanctuary Hey, whatever you say. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=106451&forum_id=2#1643364) |
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Date: November 12th, 2004 2:57 PM Author: maroon crackhouse I'm not really worried. I get plenty of ass. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=106451&forum_id=2#1643443) |
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Date: November 12th, 2004 2:43 PM Author: unhinged corner aren't you the lucky one. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=106451&forum_id=2#1643331) |
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Date: November 12th, 2004 2:23 PM Author: Milky stimulating theater Eating fresh, pink ass is one of my favorite things in life. I like to gargle on that shit until I'm practically choking on it. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=106451&forum_id=2#1643205) |
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Date: November 12th, 2004 2:47 PM Author: unhinged corner i love eating ass too. i mean, i can live between a woman's legs. i love the feel of her thighs against me face. fucking love it. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=106451&forum_id=2#1643363) |
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Date: November 12th, 2004 2:50 PM Author: Copper personal credit line coffee pot you know, screw hillel, i'm telling my UG friends to eat more ass (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=106451&forum_id=2#1643389) |
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Date: November 12th, 2004 2:16 PM Author: Copper personal credit line coffee pot and the 6th time...too (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=106451&forum_id=2#1643152) |
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Date: November 12th, 2004 3:37 PM Author: tantric fuchsia set i just find this hard to believe given that the guy in question is an old i-banker (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=106451&forum_id=2#1643706) |
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Date: November 12th, 2004 2:26 PM Author: laughsome center It involved sheep and a mask. That's all I remember. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=106451&forum_id=2#1643217) |
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Date: November 12th, 2004 2:49 PM Author: fragrant sickened philosopher-king baaaaaah (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=106451&forum_id=2#1643382) |
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Date: November 12th, 2004 2:50 PM Author: laughsome center Omg! It's you! Want to go another round? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=106451&forum_id=2#1643390) |
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Date: November 12th, 2004 2:50 PM Author: mind-boggling chrome messiness sanctuary What's up, WHJ? Lomg time, no see. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=106451&forum_id=2#1643388) |
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Date: November 12th, 2004 2:55 PM Author: laughsome center Not much, Julia. How are you? Can I have that mask back now? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=106451&forum_id=2#1643428) |
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Date: November 12th, 2004 2:59 PM Author: mind-boggling chrome messiness sanctuary Doing really well.
No, I told you the mask must never be removed...never! |
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Date: November 12th, 2004 3:06 PM Author: laughsome center You sure? It does need to have that stain cleaned. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=106451&forum_id=2#1643509) |
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Date: November 12th, 2004 2:52 PM Author: Big selfie church I fucked a cow the other day. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=106451&forum_id=2#1643406) |
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Date: November 12th, 2004 3:10 PM Author: unhinged corner how was that? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=106451&forum_id=2#1643547) |
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Date: November 12th, 2004 3:11 PM Author: laughsome center He probably milked her for all he could. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=106451&forum_id=2#1643554) |
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Date: November 12th, 2004 3:14 PM Author: fragrant sickened philosopher-king I was with some of my farmer pals when I had to take a shit. We were bumming around the south of Texas in a pickup truck, and travelling with a handheld video-camera, which we were able to buy after we brought some coke across the border. So, that's when it happened. The cheap American style Mexican food caught up with me something terrible. We pulled over to the side of the road near a little farm.
The fence was low, so I hopped over it, and walked onto the field. There wasn't a lot of shrubbery, so I decided to give it a go where I could. I blasted that shit out of my ass from a squating position. It was amazing. I hardly realized that there was a donkey in the area. It saw my precious (O) ring and wanted to take it for itself. As a result, his (O)ring "finger" extended to take it.
I began to run. I was unable to pull up my pants completely, but it kept pushing me around. I tried to shove the donkey, but it was undeterred. It pushed me and I tripped. And then... and then... It claimed my (O)ring for itself, and became Lord of my (O)ring. |
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Date: November 12th, 2004 3:23 PM Author: unhinged corner 160. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=106451&forum_id=2#1643634) |
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Date: November 12th, 2004 3:25 PM Author: fragrant sickened philosopher-king it's cooler than 160.
Edit: I put a story on that poor Mexican farmer's anal virginity. |
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Date: November 12th, 2004 3:28 PM Author: Hairraiser khaki hairy legs yes, he tries too hard. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=106451&forum_id=2#1643653) |
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Date: November 12th, 2004 3:39 PM Author: fragrant sickened philosopher-king sorry things come so easily for me. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=106451&forum_id=2#1643720) |
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Date: November 12th, 2004 3:40 PM Author: slap-happy legal warrant I have just one thing to say: Gannett House.
(The law review building.) |
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Date: November 12th, 2004 3:42 PM Author: laughsome center You mean the one with all the hidden cameras all over the place? Yeah, that is hot. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=106451&forum_id=2#1643748) |
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Date: November 12th, 2004 4:10 PM Author: slap-happy legal warrant If there were hidden cameras in 2002, somebody got quite a show. I hear that I was one of many. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=106451&forum_id=2#1643919) |