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stupid shitty christian bible thread
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Date: July 9th, 2020 4:31 PM Author: electric plaza this fake thing happened and then this fake thing and what else can we make up (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4580238&forum_id=2#40575707) |
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Date: July 9th, 2020 4:32 PM Author: brindle trip range giraffe that's the OT. NT is good reading (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4580238&forum_id=2#40575719) |
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Date: July 9th, 2020 4:34 PM Author: electric plaza here's a fake part and we'll add another fake part lol (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4580238&forum_id=2#40575733) |
Date: July 9th, 2020 4:32 PM Author: Wine water buffalo whorehouse who would have thought a gay kike would be mAF about the bible and christianity (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4580238&forum_id=2#40575717) |
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Date: July 9th, 2020 4:33 PM Author: electric plaza blah blah jesus is fake blah blah lets talk about his fake life lmao (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4580238&forum_id=2#40575731) |
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Date: July 9th, 2020 4:35 PM Author: titillating church (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4580238&forum_id=2#40575742) |
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Date: July 9th, 2020 4:40 PM Author: vermilion institution tbf u equally shit on the jewish bible despite claiming to be the boart's foremoast jewish authority (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4580238&forum_id=2#40575772) |
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Date: July 9th, 2020 4:45 PM Author: electric plaza Nah, I never have to force a contrived Judaism for show like you do. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4580238&forum_id=2#40575811) |
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Date: July 9th, 2020 4:47 PM Author: vermilion institution ur contrived "judaism" is that bagels and curb is judaism (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4580238&forum_id=2#40575819) |
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Date: July 9th, 2020 4:49 PM Author: electric plaza nah never said that, you're kippah's on too tight (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4580238&forum_id=2#40575829) |
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Date: July 9th, 2020 4:50 PM Author: vermilion institution u ignored my q -- why do u even wear a kippah at "shul" when you go 2x/yr? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4580238&forum_id=2#40575835) |
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Date: July 9th, 2020 4:51 PM Author: electric plaza Why wouldn't I wear one? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4580238&forum_id=2#40575843) |
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Date: July 9th, 2020 4:53 PM Author: vermilion institution why would you? you don't do anything else judaism says to do and u think the religion is about bagels. why wouldn't you wear a bagel on your head? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4580238&forum_id=2#40575866) |
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Date: July 9th, 2020 4:54 PM Author: electric plaza A bagel on your head? That's just silly.
Then again, it's the Orthodox strapping weird blocks to their head and calling that "Judaism", so |
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Date: July 9th, 2020 4:56 PM Author: vermilion institution if u feel like wearing a bagel on your head and that's the most holy aspect of your religion, why is it silly? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4580238&forum_id=2#40575884) |
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Date: July 9th, 2020 4:54 PM Author: cracking narrow-minded wagecucks Cq re: bagels as hats (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4580238&forum_id=2#40575877) |
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Date: July 9th, 2020 4:56 PM Author: vermilion institution (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4580238&forum_id=2#40575887) |
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Date: July 9th, 2020 9:26 PM Author: titillating church (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4580238&forum_id=2#40577193) |
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Date: July 9th, 2020 6:34 PM Author: titillating church "why do u even wear a kippah at "shul" when you go 2x/yr"
Well, one was the lecture on bagels where the synagogue asked to wear BLM skullcaps to show "allyship" and the other was a lecture on what a skullcap is so they asked everyone to bring one to play with.
Oh, you thought that the 2x/year corresponded with Jewish holidays? Aren't you the optimist! |
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Date: July 9th, 2020 6:34 PM Author: vermilion institution (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4580238&forum_id=2#40576366) |
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Date: July 9th, 2020 4:50 PM Author: Metal heaven new version You can tell it has disturbed a small part of your brain and has taken up residence. You are concerned. It will grow. Before you know it you will be one of those Jews for Jesus freaks (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4580238&forum_id=2#40575837) |
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Date: July 9th, 2020 4:51 PM Author: electric plaza Never have read something so incorrect since the Bible (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4580238&forum_id=2#40575847) |
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Date: July 9th, 2020 4:52 PM Author: Metal heaven new version Thou doth protesteth too much (that is how you gays talk, right?) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4580238&forum_id=2#40575860) |
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Date: July 9th, 2020 4:53 PM Author: electric plaza oh jesus (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4580238&forum_id=2#40575868) |
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Date: July 9th, 2020 4:54 PM Author: cracking narrow-minded wagecucks Excellent start (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4580238&forum_id=2#40575872) |
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Date: July 9th, 2020 5:00 PM Author: Metal heaven new version Alleluia!! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4580238&forum_id=2#40575916) |
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Date: July 9th, 2020 5:03 PM Author: Slippery supple gay wizard multi-billionaire (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4580238&forum_id=2#40575927) |
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Date: July 9th, 2020 9:35 PM Author: Chartreuse Partner Brunch there we go (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4580238&forum_id=2#40577225) |
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Date: July 9th, 2020 4:55 PM Author: vermilion institution ljl now the bible is incorrect. u said that we just misunderstood leviticus 18:22's prohibition on faggotry until your beloved "reform" "jews" "reinterpreted" it for us. now it's incorrect? got it. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4580238&forum_id=2#40575879) |
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Date: July 9th, 2020 4:56 PM Author: cracking narrow-minded wagecucks What’s the reformed interpretation? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4580238&forum_id=2#40575885) |
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Date: July 9th, 2020 4:57 PM Author: vermilion institution something incoherent about immorality. then u ask this jew faggot how his fire island bareback orgies arent immoral, and he has no response. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4580238&forum_id=2#40575897) |
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Date: July 9th, 2020 5:26 PM Author: topaz shrine (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4580238&forum_id=2#40576029) |
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Date: July 10th, 2020 7:07 AM Author: cobalt cerebral liquid oxygen mad-dog skullcap I don't think DBG is pointing out UJT's sins to castigate him, but rather as an example that the theological underpinnings of his beliefs are laughable. You don't see DBG going after other bort gays. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4580238&forum_id=2#40578670) |
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Date: July 9th, 2020 4:58 PM Author: electric plaza Reform Judaism understands if you need to use a fake book, you may as well make it less shitty. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4580238&forum_id=2#40575901) |
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Date: July 9th, 2020 5:01 PM Author: vermilion institution why use a fake book at all? the 100 scripts of curb eps can be your real book. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4580238&forum_id=2#40575920) |
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Date: July 9th, 2020 5:05 PM Author: electric plaza I call it fake in the sense that to interpret it literally or not within our evolving understanding of humanity and the universe is ridiculous, and religious extremist orthodox who are mentally in the 5th Century can think/do whatever they want, it has no bearing on my Judaism nor do they define what Judaism is because they wear big fur hats and read a Torah all day. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4580238&forum_id=2#40575935) |
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Date: July 9th, 2020 5:06 PM Author: vermilion institution so the people who study the torah 24/7 dont get to define judaism, but the faggot who spends his shabbos doing bareback orgies on fire island does. got it! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4580238&forum_id=2#40575940) |
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Date: July 9th, 2020 5:08 PM Author: electric plaza yeah, good, now stop poasting and go crack the Book lmao (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4580238&forum_id=2#40575949) |
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Date: July 9th, 2020 5:07 PM Author: cracking narrow-minded wagecucks I feel like the costumes are pretty dispositive unfortunately (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4580238&forum_id=2#40575946) |
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Date: July 9th, 2020 5:09 PM Author: vermilion institution cr. assless chaps is the required costume for those who "interpret" the bible that upset "jew" believes in (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4580238&forum_id=2#40575954) |
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Date: July 9th, 2020 5:10 PM Author: electric plaza I am a Jew by my denomination's definition and yours.
No way around it. |
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Date: July 9th, 2020 5:11 PM Author: cracking narrow-minded wagecucks But where do we draw the line (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4580238&forum_id=2#40575960) |
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Date: July 9th, 2020 5:12 PM Author: electric plaza And it's hard to say/
Just how some things never change/
and it's hard to find/
any strength to draw the line/
I'm just burning doin' the Neutron Dance/ |
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Date: July 9th, 2020 5:13 PM Author: vermilion institution ur an abomination by any denomination except yours (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4580238&forum_id=2#40575969) |
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Date: July 9th, 2020 5:16 PM Author: cracking narrow-minded wagecucks Ouch didn’t god make homos? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4580238&forum_id=2#40575980) |
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Date: July 9th, 2020 5:22 PM Author: vermilion institution being a faggot is a choice.
why god creates man who makes bad choices is anyone's guess |
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Date: July 9th, 2020 5:26 PM Author: cracking narrow-minded wagecucks What should a homosexual person do to improve their chances of not being homosexual anymore (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4580238&forum_id=2#40576027) |
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Date: July 9th, 2020 5:28 PM Author: topaz shrine (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4580238&forum_id=2#40576034) |
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Date: July 9th, 2020 5:30 PM Author: vermilion institution have sex with women (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4580238&forum_id=2#40576047) |
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Date: July 9th, 2020 5:36 PM Author: topaz shrine (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4580238&forum_id=2#40576075) |
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Date: July 9th, 2020 5:39 PM Author: cracking narrow-minded wagecucks love how a bible scholar pumo just comes out of the woodword on xo on a thursday afternoon lol 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4580238&forum_id=2#40576080) |
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Date: July 9th, 2020 5:41 PM Author: vermilion institution (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4580238&forum_id=2#40576090) |
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Date: July 9th, 2020 5:46 PM Author: topaz shrine (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4580238&forum_id=2#40576107) |
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Date: July 9th, 2020 6:36 PM Author: titillating church "And who are we to determine they are sins? It is true we were given the Torah/Leviticus and other guides, but those are rough rules for the modern age"
Those are literally the guiding rules of the religion. |
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Date: July 9th, 2020 10:15 PM Author: vermilion institution (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4580238&forum_id=2#40577461) |
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Date: July 10th, 2020 9:46 AM Author: cracking narrow-minded wagecucks bad post obviously (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4580238&forum_id=2#40579036) |
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Date: July 10th, 2020 9:48 AM Author: titillating church ? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4580238&forum_id=2#40579046) |
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Date: July 9th, 2020 5:30 PM Author: topaz shrine (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4580238&forum_id=2#40576049) |
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Date: July 9th, 2020 5:21 PM Author: topaz shrine (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4580238&forum_id=2#40576007) |
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Date: July 9th, 2020 6:38 PM Author: titillating church DBG just posted a statement from a religious Jewish authority explicitly telling everyone that you're a fake Jew. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4580238&forum_id=2#40576383) |
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Date: July 9th, 2020 9:35 PM Author: Chartreuse Partner Brunch (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4580238&forum_id=2#40577229) |
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Date: July 10th, 2020 7:59 AM Author: massive menage elastic band lmao. brutal pwnage by DBG itt (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4580238&forum_id=2#40578744) |
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Date: July 9th, 2020 5:23 PM Author: topaz shrine That is somewhat my interpretation of Christianity as well, though not quite as blatant as you portray it. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4580238&forum_id=2#40576015) |
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Date: July 9th, 2020 4:53 PM Author: Appetizing Locus Boltzmann (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4580238&forum_id=2#40575869) |
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Date: July 9th, 2020 5:16 PM Author: topaz shrine Ahhh UJTP. my dualistic existence. I am in one part a jew (by blood) and yet in the other a scholar of Christian theology.
I am bonded to those who I understand by blood, but I am fulfilled by the Son of God.
And you will be too, someday.
I want you to know you are loved in a realm far beyond our physical, tangible reality. Not in a dirty, rough, physical way, but in a soul-healing way. |
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Date: July 9th, 2020 5:17 PM Author: cracking narrow-minded wagecucks (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4580238&forum_id=2#40575987) |
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Date: July 9th, 2020 5:28 PM Author: irradiated glassy pozpig ape The goy’s choice is between “white fragility” and the Bible. I recommend the Bible. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4580238&forum_id=2#40576033) |
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Date: July 9th, 2020 5:40 PM Author: cyan stain (Jew presenting false dichotomy)
nominally Norse-paganistic white nationalism is an appealing third way |
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Date: July 9th, 2020 5:50 PM Author: topaz shrine now that's real heresy (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4580238&forum_id=2#40576123) |
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Date: July 9th, 2020 9:36 PM Author: Chartreuse Partner Brunch LARP (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4580238&forum_id=2#40577233) |
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Date: July 10th, 2020 7:14 AM Author: startled pocket flask That is very low social status now (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4580238&forum_id=2#40578685) |
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Date: July 9th, 2020 6:37 PM Author: titillating church Fun fact: UJtp's synagogue is all in on white fragility. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4580238&forum_id=2#40576377) |
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Date: July 9th, 2020 6:51 PM Author: vermilion institution (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4580238&forum_id=2#40576441) |
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Date: July 9th, 2020 9:35 PM Author: irradiated glassy pozpig ape Disgusting. What does a bagel shop have to do with white fragility (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4580238&forum_id=2#40577227) |
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Date: July 9th, 2020 9:45 PM Author: titillating church That's what's so crazy about this! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4580238&forum_id=2#40577304) |
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Date: July 9th, 2020 9:36 PM Author: Chartreuse Partner Brunch (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4580238&forum_id=2#40577232) |
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Date: July 9th, 2020 6:30 PM Author: provocative balding ticket booth candlestick maker Still trying to figure out where Cain got his wife from and that mark on Cain's head. Who was supposed to see this mark, exactly? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4580238&forum_id=2#40576352) |
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Date: July 9th, 2020 6:34 PM Author: vermilion institution god created other people after adam and eve (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4580238&forum_id=2#40576369) |
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Date: July 9th, 2020 7:25 PM Author: provocative balding ticket booth candlestick maker I thought we were all supposed to be descended from Adam and Eve. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4580238&forum_id=2#40576584) |
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Date: July 9th, 2020 7:31 PM Author: vermilion institution 1) there's a talmud reference to cain and abel each marrying their own sisters.
2) on an esoteric level, adam might not even be the first man. just the first man built in the image of god. |
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Date: July 9th, 2020 9:36 PM Author: Chartreuse Partner Brunch can you give more scholarship on 2 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4580238&forum_id=2#40577236) |
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Date: July 9th, 2020 10:17 PM Author: vermilion institution https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pre-Adamite#Racist_pre-Adamism
Buckner H. Payne, writing under the pen name Ariel, published a pamphlet in 1867 entitled The Negro: What is His Ethnological Status? He insisted that all the sons of Noah had been white. This created a problem then regarding non-white races if the Flood had been universal and the only survivors were white. Payne's solution was to suggest that the Negro is a pre-Adamic beast of the field (specifically, a higher order of monkey), which was preserved on Noah's Ark. According to Payne, they were a separate species without immortal souls.[13]:149
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Date: July 10th, 2020 7:12 AM Author: startled pocket flask You shit on the NT but this was made up 3000 years later (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4580238&forum_id=2#40578682) |
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Date: July 10th, 2020 11:28 AM Author: vermilion institution I can't find torah sources easily but the esoteric torah theories have been around for much longer and its fundamentally the same idea -- that Adam and Eve aren't literally the first humans, just like how no Jew who has a brain believes that 6 days is what we know today to be 6 days (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4580238&forum_id=2#40579562) |
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Date: July 10th, 2020 11:29 AM Author: electric plaza "It's allegorical!" he rationalized. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4580238&forum_id=2#40579568) |
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Date: July 9th, 2020 9:34 PM Author: Chartreuse Partner Brunch wow this guy really hates Jesus weird (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4580238&forum_id=2#40577221) |
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Date: July 9th, 2020 9:46 PM Author: titillating church He even hates the OT, even though it is supposedly his holy text too. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4580238&forum_id=2#40577307) |
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Date: July 9th, 2020 10:18 PM Author: vermilion institution grindr is his holy text (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4580238&forum_id=2#40577479) |
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Date: July 9th, 2020 10:25 PM Author: titillating church (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4580238&forum_id=2#40577521) |