Date: September 8th, 2020 3:09 PM Author: translucent low-t set old irish cottage
I had no intention of getting as drunk as I did but it just fuckin' happened. I have numerous friends (Hipster Clique), and none of them know or suspect that I post on the internet, except for my defunct account on the imdb message boards. Anyway, we were out barhopping on fuckin' 20th street or something when it is said that I bumped into a 6`00``+ guy while tripping over an entrenched manhole cover or some shit. It is said that I turned around and yelled, "Yeah that's right, walk away bitch! Go post about this on reddit, get you some fuckin' upvotes, champ! Be sure to post your height for the 50th time!" I have no recollection of any of this.