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Elie Mystal offers sensible take using nuanced hypo

he's a deep thinker. https://x.com/WesternLensman/status/...
massive crusty gas station pozpig
  06/30/25
wow lol
henna diverse meetinghouse newt
  06/30/25
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Bateful cruise ship
  07/01/25
that hair has to be a wig by now, right?
henna diverse meetinghouse newt
  06/30/25
it's by far the best thing about his shtik.
massive crusty gas station pozpig
  06/30/25
He flamed out after one year in biglaw and realized his real...
Magical crotch property
  06/30/25
true. and it shows. his conviction carries him along.
massive crusty gas station pozpig
  06/30/25
Really? I thought he famously never passed the bar.
Wine menage pocket flask
  06/30/25
IIRC he was on the pass list but never actually admitted to ...
Internet-worthy pit
  06/30/25
why would you not bother getting admitted even if you quit o...
henna diverse meetinghouse newt
  06/30/25
I always heard he got C&F dinged Wasn't his dad a cor...
Cocky Hideous Crackhouse Roommate
  06/30/25
NY has that weird C/F process after the results come out and...
massive crusty gas station pozpig
  06/30/25
How do the other states do it? I was only ever admitted in N...
Internet-worthy pit
  07/01/25
In my experience it is supposed to run in the background onc...
motley milky library
  07/01/25
yeah the NY sequencing sucks it drags the whole thing out by...
henna diverse meetinghouse newt
  07/01/25
that's the normal way. i'm not sure of the details but NY re...
massive crusty gas station pozpig
  07/01/25
not a "laywer" or a "lib" but i think hi...
Bistre Supple Gay Wizard Brethren
  06/30/25
He looks like a villain in a Captain Underpants book.
Irate green piazza chad
  06/30/25
...
Bronze arousing office
  06/30/25
This guys hair has earned him millions of dollars
razzmatazz halford home
  06/30/25
...
massive crusty gas station pozpig
  06/30/25
credited hypo that underscores just how absurd and short-sig...
Wonderful slimy organic girlfriend
  06/30/25
He looks like shit. Good Lord.
Chrome Exciting Native Becky
  06/30/25
He’s got an Xbox controller sitting on the entertainme...
180 Puppy Rehab
  06/30/25
...
Cocky Hideous Crackhouse Roommate
  07/01/25
There's also a fan on the floor pointed at his chair.
motley milky library
  07/01/25
Only thing that's amazing about this is that somehow this re...
confused stimulating corner
  07/01/25
...
Chrome Exciting Native Becky
  07/02/25
A century ago, a creature like Mystal would have been hunted...
Demanding charismatic stage pervert
  07/02/25
I tried getting an injunction in Court to stop someone from ...
know-it-all old irish cottage kitchen
  07/01/25
how has he not yet died of diabetes or whatever obese nigger...
trip underhanded ticket booth laser beams
  07/02/25
Remember how obviously retarded he was on ATL (compared with...
red bull headed university
  07/02/25
who TF listens to these two ugly nons speaking?
Shimmering Faggot Firefighter Dysfunction
  07/02/25
at 2 minutes in: "we're going to deport consuela un...
Pearl curious dilemma
  07/02/25


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Date: June 30th, 2025 10:32 AM
Author: massive crusty gas station pozpig

he's a deep thinker.

https://x.com/WesternLensman/status/1938991814545154381

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2#49060129)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 10:34 AM
Author: henna diverse meetinghouse newt

wow lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2#49060134)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:29 AM
Author: Bateful cruise ship



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2#49062540)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 10:34 AM
Author: henna diverse meetinghouse newt

that hair has to be a wig by now, right?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2#49060136)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 10:49 AM
Author: massive crusty gas station pozpig

it's by far the best thing about his shtik.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2#49060181)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 10:52 AM
Author: Magical crotch property

He flamed out after one year in biglaw and realized his real passion was hating whitey

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2#49060189)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 10:52 AM
Author: massive crusty gas station pozpig

true. and it shows. his conviction carries him along.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2#49060192)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:08 AM
Author: Wine menage pocket flask

Really? I thought he famously never passed the bar.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2#49060249)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:15 AM
Author: Internet-worthy pit

IIRC he was on the pass list but never actually admitted to the NY bar. Which means either some C&F issue or he flamed out so fast he didn't even finish bar admission

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2#49060284)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:20 AM
Author: henna diverse meetinghouse newt

why would you not bother getting admitted even if you quit or were fired from your job? clear C&F problems

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2#49060306)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:32 AM
Author: Cocky Hideous Crackhouse Roommate

I always heard he got C&F dinged

Wasn't his dad a corrupt NY politician?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2#49060344)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 10:25 PM
Author: massive crusty gas station pozpig

NY has that weird C/F process after the results come out and some people who passed never do the paperwork or never pass the C/F test. i have no idea about Mystal, but i can say that his views are less grounded than KBJ's and have been for a long time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2#49062130)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:56 AM
Author: Internet-worthy pit

How do the other states do it? I was only ever admitted in NY

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2#49062589)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:36 AM
Author: motley milky library

In my experience it is supposed to run in the background once you register so you know if there are any issues by the time results are released.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2#49062974)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:40 AM
Author: henna diverse meetinghouse newt

yeah the NY sequencing sucks it drags the whole thing out by an unnecessary additional handful of months

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2#49062992)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:40 AM
Author: massive crusty gas station pozpig

that's the normal way. i'm not sure of the details but NY regularly churns out stories about people who pass the NY bar but fail to do the post-passing paperwork and then they start working as if they are lawyers anyway.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2#49062995)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:00 AM
Author: Bistre Supple Gay Wizard Brethren

not a "laywer" or a "lib" but i think his hypo is actually cr

sorry libs the executive can just do stuff and that's how government works

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2#49060219)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:47 AM
Author: Irate green piazza chad

He looks like a villain in a Captain Underpants book.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2#49060369)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 12:24 PM
Author: Bronze arousing office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2#49060440)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 12:08 PM
Author: razzmatazz halford home

This guys hair has earned him millions of dollars

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2#49060396)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 12:36 PM
Author: massive crusty gas station pozpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2#49060465)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 12:30 PM
Author: Wonderful slimy organic girlfriend

credited hypo that underscores just how absurd and short-sighted the SCOTUS ruling is

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2#49060450)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 9:47 PM
Author: Chrome Exciting Native Becky

He looks like shit. Good Lord.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2#49062058)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 10:07 PM
Author: 180 Puppy Rehab

He’s got an Xbox controller sitting on the entertainment center behind him. Probably for one of those scholarship defense simulators

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2#49062100)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:30 AM
Author: Cocky Hideous Crackhouse Roommate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2#49062543)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:35 AM
Author: motley milky library

There's also a fan on the floor pointed at his chair.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2#49062969)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:38 AM
Author: confused stimulating corner

Only thing that's amazing about this is that somehow this retard makes enough money to not die of starvation on the street which is precisely where he would be in a fit and fully functional society.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2#49062984)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 1:06 AM
Author: Chrome Exciting Native Becky



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2#49065256)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 3:34 AM
Author: Demanding charismatic stage pervert

A century ago, a creature like Mystal would have been hunted and possibly eaten.

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2294840&mc=47&forum_id=2#23492584

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2#49065379)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:43 AM
Author: know-it-all old irish cottage kitchen

I tried getting an injunction in Court to stop someone from moving assets and the Court literally said "fraudsters will be fraudsters so the injunction won't help you anyways."

Of course it was a dumb Judge and I'll be suing to unwind fraudulent transfers for years to come...



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2#49063001)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 1:13 AM
Author: trip underhanded ticket booth laser beams

how has he not yet died of diabetes or whatever obese niggers die from

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2#49065260)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 1:54 AM
Author: red bull headed university

Remember how obviously retarded he was on ATL (compared with Lat)?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2#49065298)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 2:33 AM
Author: Shimmering Faggot Firefighter Dysfunction

who TF listens to these two ugly nons speaking?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2#49065328)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 3:04 AM
Author: Pearl curious dilemma

at 2 minutes in:

"we're going to deport consuela until the court figures it out"

180, he has to go back

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2#49065360)