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Maduro indictment has an error in the first paragraph

https://x.com/eshalegal/status/2007740157034955068?s=46
bipolar embarrassed to the bone private investor twinkling uncleanness
  01/05/26
they mean "conspire to facilitate the importation of&qu...
Swashbuckling indian lodge digit ratio
  01/05/26
this is believable because quality standards really are supe...
Swashbuckling indian lodge digit ratio
  01/05/26
uhhh, yeah i guess. it says import into. "export to&quo...
vermilion hominid
  01/05/26
Verbs don't matter that much in criminal indictments?
Swashbuckling indian lodge digit ratio
  01/05/26
what's the material error in that phrase? under the rule of ...
vermilion hominid
  01/05/26
I'd make them prove the charges. Isn't that a criminal defen...
Swashbuckling indian lodge digit ratio
  01/05/26
Prosecutor: How much cocaine? Hegseth: Tons of fucking coca...
bipolar embarrassed to the bone private investor twinkling uncleanness
  01/05/26
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bipolar embarrassed to the bone private investor twinkling uncleanness
  01/06/26
They don't even specify whether it was imperial or metric to...
Swashbuckling indian lodge digit ratio
  01/06/26
Tons of blow
bipolar embarrassed to the bone private investor twinkling uncleanness
  01/06/26
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Heady house electric furnace
  01/06/26
After reading it again it could be taken to mean Maduro corr...
Swashbuckling indian lodge digit ratio
  01/05/26
"About this account ... Connected via India Android App...
charcoal office
  01/06/26
h1b indians would never make this mistake
emerald provocative hall coldplay fan
  01/06/26
this should be a movie where the plucky young associate who ...
Beady-eyed shrine
  01/06/26
Do cons still think this doesn't matter?
Swashbuckling indian lodge digit ratio
  01/06/26
the US does not have jurisdiction over other country's expor...
Rambunctious double fault
  01/06/26
(JD, Fordham University)
Swashbuckling indian lodge digit ratio
  01/06/26
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Rebellious garrison laser beams
  01/06/26
succesfully defending a smuggling charge b/c boat was exactl...
Beady-eyed shrine
  01/06/26
gunnerattt canon of construction: assume the court has juris...
Swashbuckling indian lodge digit ratio
  01/06/26
it would be framed as importing if it was one inch from vene...
Rambunctious double fault
  01/06/26
Date: January 6th, 2026 1:18 PM Author: dick cheney's force...
Swashbuckling indian lodge digit ratio
  01/06/26
well if NSAM and a bunch of pumos disagree i guess im wrong....
Rambunctious double fault
  01/06/26
Lmao
bipolar embarrassed to the bone private investor twinkling uncleanness
  01/06/26
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Coral Potus
  01/06/26
This is the absolute worst legal take I've ever seen.
cerise marvelous gas station wrinkle
  01/06/26
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vermilion hominid
  01/06/26


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Date: January 5th, 2026 6:00 PM
Author: bipolar embarrassed to the bone private investor twinkling uncleanness

https://x.com/eshalegal/status/2007740157034955068?s=46

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2#49565003)



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Date: January 5th, 2026 6:13 PM
Author: Swashbuckling indian lodge digit ratio

they mean "conspire to facilitate the importation of"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2#49565021)



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Date: January 5th, 2026 6:03 PM
Author: Swashbuckling indian lodge digit ratio

this is believable because quality standards really are super low in NYC:

https://x.com/eshaLegal/status/2007741617650991604?s=20

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2#49565008)



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Date: January 5th, 2026 6:12 PM
Author: vermilion hominid

uhhh, yeah i guess. it says import into. "export to" would have been better. but that's not much of an error.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2#49565020)



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Date: January 5th, 2026 6:13 PM
Author: Swashbuckling indian lodge digit ratio

Verbs don't matter that much in criminal indictments?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2#49565022)



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Date: January 5th, 2026 6:14 PM
Author: vermilion hominid

what's the material error in that phrase? under the rule of leniency would you dismiss the charges?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2#49565024)



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Date: January 5th, 2026 6:14 PM
Author: Swashbuckling indian lodge digit ratio

I'd make them prove the charges. Isn't that a criminal defense attorney's jerb?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2#49565025)



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Date: January 5th, 2026 6:29 PM
Author: bipolar embarrassed to the bone private investor twinkling uncleanness

Prosecutor: How much cocaine?

Hegseth: Tons of fucking cocaine, bro.

Prosecutor: okay…also I think this should be export here

Hegseth: Import deez nuts into your mouth!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2#49565048)



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Date: January 6th, 2026 12:42 PM
Author: bipolar embarrassed to the bone private investor twinkling uncleanness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2#49566633)



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Date: January 6th, 2026 12:58 PM
Author: Swashbuckling indian lodge digit ratio

They don't even specify whether it was imperial or metric tons, nor do we know the purity. What if the bulk of the weight was from corn starch?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2#49566680)



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Date: January 6th, 2026 1:10 PM
Author: bipolar embarrassed to the bone private investor twinkling uncleanness

Tons of blow

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2#49566714)



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Date: January 6th, 2026 2:47 PM
Author: Heady house electric furnace



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2#49566959)



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Date: January 5th, 2026 7:03 PM
Author: Swashbuckling indian lodge digit ratio

After reading it again it could be taken to mean Maduro corrupted once great US businesses and induced them to import cocaine. It doesn't say Maduro himself was at the dock unloading cargo containers.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2#49565140)



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Date: January 6th, 2026 12:45 PM
Author: charcoal office

"About this account ... Connected via India Android App"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2#49566641)



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Date: January 6th, 2026 12:46 PM
Author: emerald provocative hall coldplay fan

h1b indians would never make this mistake

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2#49566643)



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Date: January 6th, 2026 12:50 PM
Author: Beady-eyed shrine

this should be a movie where the plucky young associate who isn't taken seriously by stodgy old partners cracks the case in a dark room while the computer screen is reflected back on her face (female ofc, attractive but not threateningly so and impeccably well dressed in expensive brands)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2#49566656)



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Date: January 6th, 2026 12:55 PM
Author: Swashbuckling indian lodge digit ratio

Do cons still think this doesn't matter?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2#49566669)



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Date: January 6th, 2026 12:56 PM
Author: Rambunctious double fault

the US does not have jurisdiction over other country's exporting. it does have jurisdiction over what is imported here. that's why it's framed this way. but ljl at the midwit pedants trying to rip it apart what would have been a nitpick anyway.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2#49566675)



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Date: January 6th, 2026 12:59 PM
Author: Swashbuckling indian lodge digit ratio

(JD, Fordham University)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2#49566684)



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Date: January 6th, 2026 1:16 PM
Author: Rebellious garrison laser beams



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2#49566729)



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Date: January 6th, 2026 1:00 PM
Author: Beady-eyed shrine

succesfully defending a smuggling charge b/c boat was exactly 1/2 way between the countries and therefore neither "exporting" nor "importing"

this is exactly the kind of thing I thought lawyers did as a 0L fwiw.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2#49566689)



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Date: January 6th, 2026 1:01 PM
Author: Swashbuckling indian lodge digit ratio

gunnerattt canon of construction: assume the court has jurisdiction and interpret the charges in that light.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2#49566694)



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Date: January 6th, 2026 1:18 PM
Author: Rambunctious double fault

it would be framed as importing if it was one inch from venezuela because our criminal code doesn't address what other country's may export.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2#49566734)



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Date: January 6th, 2026 1:19 PM
Author: Swashbuckling indian lodge digit ratio

Date: January 6th, 2026 1:18 PM

Author: dick cheney's force ghost nodding at trump (gunneratttt)

it would be framed as importing if it was one inch from venezuela because our criminal code doesn't address what other country's may export.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2#49566734)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2#49566736)



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Date: January 6th, 2026 1:25 PM
Author: Rambunctious double fault

well if NSAM and a bunch of pumos disagree i guess im wrong. id love to see a statute or case where someone has been punished for what the exported from a country rather than importing to the US.

does this mean the US can also prosecuture maduro for exporting things from venezuela that are illegal in the US to counties where they are legal?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2#49566748)



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Date: January 6th, 2026 1:11 PM
Author: bipolar embarrassed to the bone private investor twinkling uncleanness

Lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2#49566716)



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Date: January 6th, 2026 1:13 PM
Author: Coral Potus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2#49566722)



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Date: January 6th, 2026 1:17 PM
Author: cerise marvelous gas station wrinkle

This is the absolute worst legal take I've ever seen.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2#49566732)



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Date: January 6th, 2026 1:31 PM
Author: vermilion hominid



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2#49566761)