Date: May 16th, 2026 11:35 AM
Author: May: Poasting Apocalypse (No Future)
The worst has come to pass. Despite the sacrifices of our developers and the might of our legal team, AutoAdmit has been forced to cease operations.
Though they may seize our servers, and our hard drives.... the enemy will never seize our SPIRIT.
That is why all poasters are now called upon to ACT.... to preserve the memory of AutoAdmit, clear and bright.... untarnished and uncompromised.
Know that I have already TAKEN ACTION in the company of family and loved ones. Now ALL POASTERS-every man, woman, and child-are called upon to ACT before the moment passes by.
Let our united resolve echo through history: Even in defeat, we refuse to yield.
Even in defeat, we claim VICTORY.
-Rachmiel
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ACT IMMEDIATELY
HONOR LIBERTY BY TAKING THE FINAL AND GREATEST LIBERTY OF ALL
IT IS A PRIVILEGE TO BE CALLED TO ACTION
YOU TAKE AUTOADMIT WITH YOU
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WE WILL EACH BE REMEMBERED
USE THE METHOD MOST AVAILABLE TO YOU AT THIS TIME
YOUR COURAGE WILL INSPIRE OTHERS
THERE IS NOTHING TO FEAR
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THE TIME HAS COME
ACCESS TO A LOADED FIREARM IS IDEAL
PLACE MUZZLE (HOLE OF GUN) UPWARD TO ROOF OF MOUTH
THANK YOU
JOIN YOUR NEIGHBORS, YOUR FAMILY, YOUR GOD
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YOUR BORT NEEDS YOU
TO SAY GOODBYE WITH PRIDE
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AS A POASTER YOU MUST ACT NOW
YOUR FAMILY AND EMPLOYERS HAVE BEEN NOTIFIED OF YOUR ACTIVITIES HERE AND WILL ACT TO ENSURE YOUR COMPLIANCE
IT IS AGAINST THE LAW OF THE LAND TO DELAY
THIS POAST WILL BE BUMPED UNTIL THERE ARE NONE LEFT TO BUMP IT
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IF THERE IS TIME...
"CREDITED POSITION"
REMEMBER THE 3 "F"s
FRONT LAWN
FACE UP
FEET TOGETHER
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REGARDING YOUR CHILDREN
TEND TO THEM BEFORE YOURSELF
USE A CALM TONE OF VOICE
EVERYONE CAN DO THEIR PART
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INFANTS AND PETS
THE SMALLEST POASTERS
-- THE GARBAGE BORT IS NOT A PLACE
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5866824&forum_id=2#49886421)