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The obsession with inhouse jobs here is so pathetic

just be a back office cuck for the rest of your life. sounds...
Bonkers chrome puppy people who are hurt
  07/30/17
Cr.
Titillating hairy legs
  05/06/19
Agreed but Only proves how bad the alternative is
Amber Church Building
  07/30/17
...
passionate fishy base double fault
  07/30/17
(Guy who just finished up SA at S&C)
talented pistol business firm
  07/30/17
does sound chill
Bossy Set Jewess
  07/30/17
It's basically the only "9-5" exit option for the ...
swashbuckling yellow trailer park
  07/30/17
yeah why would people want to earn a solid six figure salary...
Silver immigrant useless brakes
  07/30/17
...
rusted preventive strike kitty
  07/30/17
Your status at the company is the same as an IT guy or accou...
passionate fishy base double fault
  07/30/17
Twist: same is true of associates at law firms
talented pistol business firm
  07/30/17
Except, they have far shittier job security, don't get to WF...
crawly electric furnace
  07/30/17
Describe jobs available to lawyers that pay solid six figure...
Silver immigrant useless brakes
  07/30/17
Just do SCOTUS justice
talented pistol business firm
  07/30/17
BIGFED
Frisky disturbing church personal credit line
  08/01/17
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Copper Internal Respiration
  05/06/19
Tops out at entry level inhouse. Link to BIGFED that pays 2...
ocher legal warrant kitchen
  05/06/19
SEC, CFTC
Federal unholy house sex offender
  05/12/19
(((Status)))
iridescent stead
  07/30/17
And private practice lawyers are their bitches, so there you...
Chartreuse parlor
  07/30/17
...
crawly electric furnace
  07/30/17
(typical pumo CEO, laughing at the silly lawyers)
crawly electric furnace
  07/30/17
no not really. IT guys and accountants are actually useful....
excitant lodge persian
  05/06/19
tcr
crawly electric furnace
  07/30/17
shush. you never returned to biglaw because biglaw wouldn't...
Silver immigrant useless brakes
  07/30/17
I've gotten a ton of recruiters contacting me about returnin...
crawly electric furnace
  07/30/17
lol nobody believes this, except maybe mandy
Silver immigrant useless brakes
  07/30/17
Believe what you want, pumo.
crawly electric furnace
  07/30/17
No, not even Mandy
Shimmering water buffalo circlehead
  08/01/17
cr. especially when compared to the bort's myriad other obse...
doobsian tattoo
  07/30/17
No one who has worked for a law firm would post this shit. T...
Milky cumskin philosopher-king
  07/30/17
Lol are we skipping over the fact you never got a single off...
bright tripping hell
  08/01/17
...
dashing alcoholic karate ratface
  08/01/17
I was an associate for 3 year, bro.
Milky cumskin philosopher-king
  08/01/17
(earl's internal monologue as he smashes the left his and he...
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glittery heaven
  07/30/17
!
Fuchsia unhinged volcanic crater stage
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plum histrionic mad-dog skullcap
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I make 125K working literally 10-4 and usually only doing ab...
Infuriating bistre piazza turdskin
  07/30/17
What kind of in house jerbs pay that
bat shit crazy trip sanctuary gaping
  07/30/17
shitty ones for 3rd years
Fiercely-loyal duck-like casino
  07/30/17
yup and I plan to leave law anyway so I figured why not make...
Infuriating bistre piazza turdskin
  07/30/17
lol at needing to go to law school or ever working at a firm...
excitant lodge persian
  05/06/19
what kind of lawyer jobs are people supposed to obsess over?...
electric home idea he suggested
  07/30/17
I bought my house from a big lawyer who was so desperate for...
vigorous garrison love of her life
  07/30/17
Um what
crawly electric furnace
  08/01/17
...
passionate fishy base double fault
  08/01/17
it's a complete joke and any inhouse lawyer who takes himsel...
Orchid national regret
  08/01/17
You realize that a lot of the most significant work at many ...
crawly electric furnace
  08/01/17
From a business perspective, the "significant " le...
passionate fishy base double fault
  08/01/17
Uh that's totally wrong. Law firms get hired by in-house co...
crawly electric furnace
  08/01/17
*sways C-suite executive re: 5 calendar day vs. 5-business d...
spectacular jet queen of the night stain
  05/06/19
LOL
curious learning disabled cuckold
  05/12/19
omg stfu
Orchid national regret
  08/08/17
cr but tbf, law genreally is a big joke
Hideous laughsome abode
  08/01/17
it depends on the firm and the in house job.
Stubborn Juggernaut
  08/01/17
Thanks rowan
Tantric Filthpig
  08/01/17
lol
Hideous laughsome abode
  08/01/17
cr
Stubborn Juggernaut
  08/01/17
Lmao
crawly electric furnace
  08/01/17
Four years of college + three years of law school + six figu...
Pearly pocket flask
  08/01/17
*410k
Hideous laughsome abode
  08/01/17
AMZN stock price wont go up forever brother, and they are go...
Stubborn Juggernaut
  08/01/17
(mad jelly dude
Hideous laughsome abode
  08/01/17
other than amazon, facebook and google, and nutella of cours...
Stubborn Juggernaut
  08/01/17
netflix, hulu, snap (well not anymore), and that's just in L...
Hideous laughsome abode
  08/01/17
Sure, the top 3% of in-house lawyers who happen to be GCs at...
Pearly pocket flask
  08/01/17
GCs make millions, except at Mom's GutterClean Co.
Frisky disturbing church personal credit line
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...
Hideous laughsome abode
  08/01/17
Agreed that vast majority of in house jobs are not worth it....
puce motley tanning salon
  08/01/17
you always say this with the same self-assured nutella bulls...
Infuriating bistre piazza turdskin
  08/01/17
I don't think you realize how many fucking random ass corpor...
puce motley tanning salon
  08/01/17
you're just wrong, or at the very least extremely ignorant/n...
Infuriating bistre piazza turdskin
  08/01/17
Yep.
crawly electric furnace
  08/01/17
ty
Infuriating bistre piazza turdskin
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You're right, I'm talking about people in their mid-30s, but...
puce motley tanning salon
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shocked that acquaintances of a pumo cant get a 150k dead en...
Hideous laughsome abode
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...
excitant lodge persian
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excitant lodge persian
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The compliance director type jobs are occupied by boomers an...
crawly electric furnace
  08/01/17
I am not talking about a compliance director job. I'm talki...
puce motley tanning salon
  08/01/17
Many of those jobs are $100-150k/year, not $150-200k+.
crawly electric furnace
  08/01/17
I never said all those knuckleheads were all making $150-200...
puce motley tanning salon
  08/01/17
The metrics used to judge you in law school --> biglaw --...
crawly electric furnace
  08/01/17
"I'm sure I would be doing better than them if I follow...
excitant lodge persian
  05/06/19
The work sounds so insanely boring, even for a 300k+ job, th...
passionate fishy base double fault
  08/01/17
9-6 M-F and I poast for 300k+. People are much better than...
aphrodisiac old irish cottage cuck
  08/01/17
Can you work remotely? That's the only thing that would make...
passionate fishy base double fault
  08/01/17
I usually work from home on Friday. I've been here long enou...
aphrodisiac old irish cottage cuck
  08/01/17
What industry or range of companies? That sounds great
electric home idea he suggested
  08/01/17
I actually really like my job but I'm in a specialty area. ...
crawly electric furnace
  08/01/17
I have a family and friends and lots of personal time to spe...
puce motley tanning salon
  08/01/17
this. I used to work 80hrs+, 7 days a week.
aphrodisiac old irish cottage cuck
  08/01/17
What kind of biglaw were you doing? Somehow I don't think yo...
Tantric Filthpig
  08/01/17
I billed btw 2700-3100 every year except my last when I said...
aphrodisiac old irish cottage cuck
  08/01/17
I'm sorry to hear that. You could have spent that time much ...
Tantric Filthpig
  08/01/17
How fat did you get?
Tantric Filthpig
  08/01/17
went from being fit as fuck in law school to about 25lbs ove...
aphrodisiac old irish cottage cuck
  08/01/17
it's slightly hard to believe someone like you genuinely is ...
Infuriating bistre piazza turdskin
  08/01/17
I mean, when you make $300k/year+ and have a working spouse ...
crawly electric furnace
  08/01/17
Wtf are you talking about? I went from a v10 to a v50 so I ...
puce motley tanning salon
  08/01/17
fair
Infuriating bistre piazza turdskin
  05/06/19
Whose dick did you suck to get that btw? Weren't you a usele...
Tantric Filthpig
  08/01/17
I applied to the job, which apparently no corporate biglawye...
puce motley tanning salon
  08/01/17
I agree. Almost no one makes more than $300k in-house unless...
hateful wonderful school cafeteria
  08/01/17
keep fuckin that chicken
aphrodisiac old irish cottage cuck
  08/01/17
lol
crawly electric furnace
  08/01/17
agree most in house jobs sound really boring. and the ones ...
Purple floppy shrine
  08/01/17
this is my life
multi-colored space ladyboy
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...
Frisky disturbing church personal credit line
  08/02/17
lol at how desperate TMF is to validate his existence
Orchid national regret
  08/02/17
Reminder
passionate fishy base double fault
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...
curious learning disabled cuckold
  05/06/19
(bitter biglaw “of counsel”)
Federal unholy house sex offender
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Date: July 30th, 2017 3:12 PM
Author: Bonkers chrome puppy people who are hurt

just be a back office cuck for the rest of your life. sounds chill.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3688618&forum_id=2#33885609)



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Date: May 6th, 2019 1:41 PM
Author: Titillating hairy legs

Cr.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3688618&forum_id=2#38194592)



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Date: July 30th, 2017 3:13 PM
Author: Amber Church Building

Agreed but Only proves how bad the alternative is

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3688618&forum_id=2#33885620)



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Date: July 30th, 2017 6:29 PM
Author: passionate fishy base double fault



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3688618&forum_id=2#33886435)



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Date: July 30th, 2017 6:32 PM
Author: talented pistol business firm

(Guy who just finished up SA at S&C)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3688618&forum_id=2#33886452)



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Date: July 30th, 2017 6:45 PM
Author: Bossy Set Jewess

does sound chill

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3688618&forum_id=2#33886522)



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Date: July 30th, 2017 6:49 PM
Author: swashbuckling yellow trailer park

It's basically the only "9-5" exit option for the average lawcuck that still pays decent

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3688618&forum_id=2#33886548)



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Date: July 30th, 2017 6:51 PM
Author: Silver immigrant useless brakes

yeah why would people want to earn a solid six figure salary while still having free time. it's bizarre.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3688618&forum_id=2#33886556)



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Date: July 30th, 2017 6:57 PM
Author: rusted preventive strike kitty



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3688618&forum_id=2#33886582)



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Date: July 30th, 2017 7:05 PM
Author: passionate fishy base double fault

Your status at the company is the same as an IT guy or accountant

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3688618&forum_id=2#33886608)



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Date: July 30th, 2017 7:15 PM
Author: talented pistol business firm

Twist: same is true of associates at law firms

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3688618&forum_id=2#33886661)



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Date: July 30th, 2017 9:07 PM
Author: crawly electric furnace

Except, they have far shittier job security, don't get to WFH all the time, and have much less interesting work. Plus, of course the hours.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3688618&forum_id=2#33887310)



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Date: July 30th, 2017 7:29 PM
Author: Silver immigrant useless brakes

Describe jobs available to lawyers that pay solid six figure salaries, require only reasonable hours and provide more status.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3688618&forum_id=2#33886729)



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Date: July 30th, 2017 7:30 PM
Author: talented pistol business firm

Just do SCOTUS justice

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3688618&forum_id=2#33886731)



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Date: August 1st, 2017 5:00 PM
Author: Frisky disturbing church personal credit line

BIGFED

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3688618&forum_id=2#33897954)



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Date: May 6th, 2019 2:00 PM
Author: Copper Internal Respiration



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3688618&forum_id=2#38194737)



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Date: May 6th, 2019 2:31 PM
Author: ocher legal warrant kitchen

Tops out at entry level inhouse. Link to BIGFED that pays 250k+?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3688618&forum_id=2#38194886)



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Date: May 12th, 2019 7:15 AM
Author: Federal unholy house sex offender

SEC, CFTC

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3688618&forum_id=2#38223149)



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Date: July 30th, 2017 7:31 PM
Author: iridescent stead

(((Status)))

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3688618&forum_id=2#33886734)



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Date: July 30th, 2017 7:50 PM
Author: Chartreuse parlor

And private practice lawyers are their bitches, so there you go

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3688618&forum_id=2#33886826)



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Date: July 30th, 2017 8:56 PM
Author: crawly electric furnace



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3688618&forum_id=2#33887240)



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Date: July 30th, 2017 9:02 PM
Author: crawly electric furnace

(typical pumo CEO, laughing at the silly lawyers)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3688618&forum_id=2#33887278)



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Date: May 6th, 2019 1:42 PM
Author: excitant lodge persian

no not really. IT guys and accountants are actually useful.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3688618&forum_id=2#38194601)



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Date: July 30th, 2017 8:36 PM
Author: crawly electric furnace

tcr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3688618&forum_id=2#33887070)



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Date: July 30th, 2017 8:37 PM
Author: Silver immigrant useless brakes

shush. you never returned to biglaw because biglaw wouldn't have you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3688618&forum_id=2#33887076)



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Date: July 30th, 2017 8:55 PM
Author: crawly electric furnace

I've gotten a ton of recruiters contacting me about returning to biglaw. Of course, idgaf because in-house is 1000x better.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3688618&forum_id=2#33887226)



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Date: July 30th, 2017 8:55 PM
Author: Silver immigrant useless brakes

lol nobody believes this, except maybe mandy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3688618&forum_id=2#33887235)



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Date: July 30th, 2017 9:02 PM
Author: crawly electric furnace

Believe what you want, pumo.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3688618&forum_id=2#33887282)



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Date: August 1st, 2017 11:11 PM
Author: Shimmering water buffalo circlehead

No, not even Mandy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3688618&forum_id=2#33900544)



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Date: July 30th, 2017 6:53 PM
Author: doobsian tattoo

cr. especially when compared to the bort's myriad other obsessions.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3688618&forum_id=2#33886562)



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Date: July 30th, 2017 6:56 PM
Author: Milky cumskin philosopher-king

No one who has worked for a law firm would post this shit. The crappiest in house job at some mom and pop gutter cleaning company still beats working at a law firm. Anytime you can get away from actual legal work and move over to managing other fuckers who will do the legal work is a win.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3688618&forum_id=2#33886577)



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Date: August 1st, 2017 4:08 PM
Author: bright tripping hell

Lol are we skipping over the fact you never got a single offer from a law firm and barely landed your "jd advantage" position at some shit bank's compl dept?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3688618&forum_id=2#33897564)



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Date: August 1st, 2017 5:37 PM
Author: dashing alcoholic karate ratface



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3688618&forum_id=2#33898222)



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Date: August 1st, 2017 9:42 PM
Author: Milky cumskin philosopher-king

I was an associate for 3 year, bro.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3688618&forum_id=2#33899788)



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Date: July 30th, 2017 7:17 PM
Author: Lake Arousing Menage

(earl's internal monologue as he smashes the left his and her mirror thinking about how Nutella makes more than he does)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3688618&forum_id=2#33886670)



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Date: July 30th, 2017 7:32 PM
Author: glittery heaven



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3688618&forum_id=2#33886739)



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Date: July 30th, 2017 7:32 PM
Author: Fuchsia unhinged volcanic crater stage

!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3688618&forum_id=2#33886741)



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Date: July 30th, 2017 8:09 PM
Author: plum histrionic mad-dog skullcap



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3688618&forum_id=2#33886915)



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Date: July 30th, 2017 9:04 PM
Author: Infuriating bistre piazza turdskin

I make 125K working literally 10-4 and usually only doing about 15-20 hours of real work a week. lol yeah I miss my law firm

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3688618&forum_id=2#33887293)



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Date: July 30th, 2017 9:11 PM
Author: bat shit crazy trip sanctuary gaping

What kind of in house jerbs pay that

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3688618&forum_id=2#33887326)



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Date: July 30th, 2017 9:15 PM
Author: Fiercely-loyal duck-like casino

shitty ones for 3rd years

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3688618&forum_id=2#33887341)



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Date: July 30th, 2017 10:21 PM
Author: Infuriating bistre piazza turdskin

yup and I plan to leave law anyway so I figured why not make the transition quicker

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3688618&forum_id=2#33887651)



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Date: May 6th, 2019 1:44 PM
Author: excitant lodge persian

lol at needing to go to law school or ever working at a firm for that

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3688618&forum_id=2#38194616)



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Date: July 30th, 2017 9:19 PM
Author: electric home idea he suggested

what kind of lawyer jobs are people supposed to obsess over? Enlighten us

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3688618&forum_id=2#33887351)



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Date: July 30th, 2017 10:23 PM
Author: vigorous garrison love of her life

I bought my house from a big lawyer who was so desperate for in house he sold at a loss and GTFoutta there.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3688618&forum_id=2#33887677)



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Date: August 1st, 2017 4:42 PM
Author: crawly electric furnace

Um what

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3688618&forum_id=2#33897811)



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Date: August 1st, 2017 4:03 PM
Author: passionate fishy base double fault



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3688618&forum_id=2#33897540)



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Date: August 1st, 2017 4:24 PM
Author: Orchid national regret

it's a complete joke and any inhouse lawyer who takes himself seriously should be ridiculed, but it is a way to make a six fig income on a strict 40 hour a week schedule with less than 50% of those hours where youre actually expected to be productive

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3688618&forum_id=2#33897667)



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Date: August 1st, 2017 4:43 PM
Author: crawly electric furnace

You realize that a lot of the most significant work at many large corps is done in-house, right?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3688618&forum_id=2#33897830)



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Date: August 1st, 2017 4:53 PM
Author: passionate fishy base double fault

From a business perspective, the "significant " legal work is still considered unimportant and inconsequential

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3688618&forum_id=2#33897912)



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Date: August 1st, 2017 5:03 PM
Author: crawly electric furnace

Uh that's totally wrong. Law firms get hired by in-house counsel and deliver the work product to the in-house lawyers. The in-house lawyers are the one who actually talk to the business execs and sway the decisions.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3688618&forum_id=2#33897973)



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Date: May 6th, 2019 1:58 PM
Author: spectacular jet queen of the night stain

*sways C-suite executive re: 5 calendar day vs. 5-business day deadline for delivering insurance certificates to industrial paint vendor*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3688618&forum_id=2#38194730)



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Date: May 12th, 2019 7:15 AM
Author: curious learning disabled cuckold

LOL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3688618&forum_id=2#38223148)



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Date: August 8th, 2017 7:25 PM
Author: Orchid national regret

omg stfu

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3688618&forum_id=2#33944919)



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Date: August 1st, 2017 4:58 PM
Author: Hideous laughsome abode

cr

but tbf, law genreally is a big joke

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3688618&forum_id=2#33897935)



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Date: August 1st, 2017 4:55 PM
Author: Stubborn Juggernaut

it depends on the firm and the in house job.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3688618&forum_id=2#33897919)



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Date: August 1st, 2017 4:58 PM
Author: Tantric Filthpig

Thanks rowan

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3688618&forum_id=2#33897932)



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Date: August 1st, 2017 4:58 PM
Author: Hideous laughsome abode

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3688618&forum_id=2#33897934)



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Date: August 1st, 2017 4:58 PM
Author: Stubborn Juggernaut

cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3688618&forum_id=2#33897939)



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Date: August 1st, 2017 5:04 PM
Author: crawly electric furnace

Lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3688618&forum_id=2#33897982)



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Date: August 1st, 2017 4:56 PM
Author: Pearly pocket flask

Four years of college + three years of law school + six figures in educational debt + 4 years in biglaw just to pay off the educational debt and get back to baseline.

All so that you can hopefully land an unglamorous middle management back office job working 50 hours per week reading the world's most boring documents for $140k per year. When you die you'll be forgotten.

And this is a GOOD outcome in law. Lol at law. Lol just fucking lol.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3688618&forum_id=2#33897928)



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Date: August 1st, 2017 4:58 PM
Author: Hideous laughsome abode

*410k

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3688618&forum_id=2#33897938)



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Date: August 1st, 2017 4:59 PM
Author: Stubborn Juggernaut

AMZN stock price wont go up forever brother, and they are going to reset your comp taking the new price into account after 4 years.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3688618&forum_id=2#33897947)



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Date: August 1st, 2017 5:00 PM
Author: Hideous laughsome abode

(mad jelly dude

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3688618&forum_id=2#33897952)



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Date: August 1st, 2017 5:02 PM
Author: Stubborn Juggernaut

other than amazon, facebook and google, and nutella of course, what in house pays lawyers with fewer than 7-8 years of experience more than $300K?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3688618&forum_id=2#33897962)



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Date: August 1st, 2017 5:11 PM
Author: Hideous laughsome abode

netflix, hulu, snap (well not anymore), and that's just in LA



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3688618&forum_id=2#33898015)



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Date: August 1st, 2017 5:00 PM
Author: Pearly pocket flask

Sure, the top 3% of in-house lawyers who happen to be GCs at public companies.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3688618&forum_id=2#33897951)



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Date: August 1st, 2017 5:04 PM
Author: Frisky disturbing church personal credit line

GCs make millions, except at Mom's GutterClean Co.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3688618&forum_id=2#33897981)



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Date: August 1st, 2017 5:12 PM
Author: Hideous laughsome abode



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3688618&forum_id=2#33898023)



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Date: August 1st, 2017 5:01 PM
Author: puce motley tanning salon

Agreed that vast majority of in house jobs are not worth it. You could've saved the 3 years tuition and years of paying back debt and toiling in big law and landed a generic corporate job at the same company making that same amount. This doesn't apply to $300k+ 9-5 in house jobs obviously.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3688618&forum_id=2#33897958)



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Date: August 1st, 2017 5:02 PM
Author: Infuriating bistre piazza turdskin

you always say this with the same self-assured nutella bullshit, but you're an elite school grad asian gunner with no perspective on IRL

most people cannot get those jobs and most people don't make in-house lawyer money, even at the "bad jobs," even after 6, 10, sometimes all of their careers because the ladder is PULLED UP

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3688618&forum_id=2#33897965)



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Date: August 1st, 2017 5:12 PM
Author: puce motley tanning salon

I don't think you realize how many fucking random ass corporate jobs there are at huge companies you've never even heard of. I used to work a corporate job at Altria group before law school and it's amazing how they employ tons of people with just BAs who are complete idiots making low six figures. I currently deal with dozens of financial services providers and there is an entire industry of just back office work that employs hundreds of thousands of people, all making decent money doing bs work like AML compliance and credit risk checks, work that some people with JDs sometimes even beg to get when they've burned out. If you're the type to have gone to a decent law school, theoretically you could've done even better and than those idiots. The ladder hasn't been pulled up at all, you just have to know these jobs exists.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3688618&forum_id=2#33898029)



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Date: August 1st, 2017 5:17 PM
Author: Infuriating bistre piazza turdskin

you're just wrong, or at the very least extremely ignorant/naive about IRL and post-ITE (which is still very real for anyone out of college after '08)

I agree people @ t14s could probably have landed a different path or job, maybe some that are even better in terms of $ and/or QOL, but I think your perception of corporate america is way off, and I base this off my own, more up-to-date perceptions, which involve a ton of people applying for jobs requiring 8-12 years of experience, almost all extremely competitive, requiring advanced degrees, almost none with any upward mobility, almost none paying close to what in-house people get

I also concede some people have shitty in-house jobs, but pound-for-pound, someone with 5 years from a biglaw firm can make more than 150K which is a totally hard ceiling for nearly all of these corporate jobs (and they dont hit it until year 20)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3688618&forum_id=2#33898066)



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Date: August 1st, 2017 5:18 PM
Author: crawly electric furnace

Yep.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3688618&forum_id=2#33898077)



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Date: August 1st, 2017 5:19 PM
Author: Infuriating bistre piazza turdskin

ty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3688618&forum_id=2#33898090)



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Date: August 1st, 2017 5:49 PM
Author: puce motley tanning salon

You're right, I'm talking about people in their mid-30s, but these people were impacted and laid off during ITE and had to work their way back up post-08/09, the same way lawyers were. I admit I have no idea wtf people in their 20s are doing, but I still believe law school to big law to in house is a weird path to strive for when you can just skip law school altogether and climb the corporate ladder. Your average in house lawyer at FedEx who is 35 or whatever is not making much more than their peer in middle management there so that begs the question why you even went to law school.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3688618&forum_id=2#33898312)



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Date: August 1st, 2017 11:01 PM
Author: Hideous laughsome abode

shocked that acquaintances of a pumo cant get a 150k dead end corporate job at honeywell. what could possibly explain this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3688618&forum_id=2#33900470)



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Date: May 6th, 2019 2:09 PM
Author: excitant lodge persian



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3688618&forum_id=2#38194784)



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Date: May 6th, 2019 2:12 PM
Author: excitant lodge persian



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3688618&forum_id=2#38194801)



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Date: August 1st, 2017 5:17 PM
Author: crawly electric furnace

The compliance director type jobs are occupied by boomers and being eliminated as they retire. I look at say, the IT department and product development and while there are people who make what I make there, it is much harder to both get and keep. Most corporate jobs occupied by people our age pay far less than most in-house counsel jobs.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3688618&forum_id=2#33898067)



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Date: August 1st, 2017 5:55 PM
Author: puce motley tanning salon

I am not talking about a compliance director job. I'm talking about people with the title of "senior credit analyst" and "relationship manager" and "FX execution associate" and "global markets product manager." These jobs are all easy as fuck and pay well. Any t14 grad could've started at 22 working their way up the chain or jumping around banks to get there by age 35. It's just that at 22, you don't know about a "junior credit analyst" job where you make $45k or whatever and you think you need an advanced degree instead and pursue traditional paths like law/banking/consulting/medicine, etc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3688618&forum_id=2#33898368)



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Date: August 1st, 2017 8:48 PM
Author: crawly electric furnace

Many of those jobs are $100-150k/year, not $150-200k+.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3688618&forum_id=2#33899482)



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Date: August 1st, 2017 9:37 PM
Author: puce motley tanning salon

I never said all those knuckleheads were all making $150-200k (though some of them are), but even assuming they all make $100-150k, I'm sure I would be doing better than them if I followed their same path and been in the $150-$200k bucket. it is really not hard at all. Law school to biglaw to in house is harder by far, in terms of opportunity cost and stress.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3688618&forum_id=2#33899752)



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Date: August 1st, 2017 11:08 PM
Author: crawly electric furnace

The metrics used to judge you in law school --> biglaw --> in-house are totally different than normal shit corp job --> lower management --> mid management.

I get it, you think you would always succeed no matter what but a) while I think you're talented I think your success is in the context of opportunities you've had to demonstrate your strengths, and b) even if I accepted this, that doesn't really apply to most T14/in-house lawyers.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3688618&forum_id=2#33900518)



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Date: May 6th, 2019 1:48 PM
Author: excitant lodge persian

"I'm sure I would be doing better than them if I followed their same path and been in the $150-$200k bucket."

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3688618&forum_id=2#38194650)



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Date: August 1st, 2017 5:04 PM
Author: passionate fishy base double fault

The work sounds so insanely boring, even for a 300k+ job, the money isn't enough to not want to blow your brains out.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3688618&forum_id=2#33897984)



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Date: August 1st, 2017 5:13 PM
Author: aphrodisiac old irish cottage cuck

9-6 M-F and I poast for 300k+.

People are much better than biglaw

but the boredom is killing me

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3688618&forum_id=2#33898038)



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Date: August 1st, 2017 5:15 PM
Author: passionate fishy base double fault

Can you work remotely? That's the only thing that would make it tolerable for me

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3688618&forum_id=2#33898049)



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Date: August 1st, 2017 5:20 PM
Author: aphrodisiac old irish cottage cuck

I usually work from home on Friday. I've been here long enough that I don't really have facetime requirements

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3688618&forum_id=2#33898100)



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Date: August 1st, 2017 11:34 PM
Author: electric home idea he suggested

What industry or range of companies? That sounds great

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3688618&forum_id=2#33900732)



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Date: August 1st, 2017 5:19 PM
Author: crawly electric furnace

I actually really like my job but I'm in a specialty area. On the downsides I work harder and make less but at least I mostly WFH.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3688618&forum_id=2#33898096)



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Date: August 1st, 2017 5:14 PM
Author: puce motley tanning salon

I have a family and friends and lots of personal time to spend with them, so I don't need my job to be stimulating to find fulfillment in my life.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3688618&forum_id=2#33898045)



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Date: August 1st, 2017 5:15 PM
Author: aphrodisiac old irish cottage cuck

this. I used to work 80hrs+, 7 days a week.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3688618&forum_id=2#33898052)



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Date: August 1st, 2017 5:20 PM
Author: Tantric Filthpig

What kind of biglaw were you doing? Somehow I don't think you were billing 4000 hours a year

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3688618&forum_id=2#33898101)



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Date: August 1st, 2017 5:27 PM
Author: aphrodisiac old irish cottage cuck

I billed btw 2700-3100 every year except my last when I said fuckit. I was in a smaller finance group in a very large v20 firm. I averaged about 4 hours worked for 3 ours billed. I did all the BS you were supposed to do if you wanted to be a partner (biz dev, articles, conferences, committees, etc)

What a waste of time

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3688618&forum_id=2#33898156)



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Date: August 1st, 2017 5:28 PM
Author: Tantric Filthpig

I'm sorry to hear that. You could have spent that time much more wisely and on something more marketable.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3688618&forum_id=2#33898163)



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Date: August 1st, 2017 5:29 PM
Author: Tantric Filthpig

How fat did you get?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3688618&forum_id=2#33898169)



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Date: August 1st, 2017 5:34 PM
Author: aphrodisiac old irish cottage cuck

went from being fit as fuck in law school to about 25lbs overweight after 4 years. slimmed back down so that by the time I left (yr 7) was back to law school weight. Seamless was a temporary panacea

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3688618&forum_id=2#33898205)



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Date: August 1st, 2017 5:18 PM
Author: Infuriating bistre piazza turdskin

it's slightly hard to believe someone like you genuinely is able to turn off the need to strive, grind, and be the top of the pyramid, and all of the sudden fall back on "community," like an are country prole at the end of your professional line ("well, i'd rather spend time with friends!" ... bullshit, you want dat prestige)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3688618&forum_id=2#33898085)



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Date: August 1st, 2017 5:26 PM
Author: crawly electric furnace

I mean, when you make $300k/year+ and have a working spouse three incentive to grind lessens.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3688618&forum_id=2#33898153)



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Date: August 1st, 2017 5:43 PM
Author: puce motley tanning salon

Wtf are you talking about? I went from a v10 to a v50 so I could move cities and focus on my personal life and not be caught up in crazy NYC big law anymore and I looked for an in house job for over 2 years and was more than willing to take a 50% pay cut (to like $125k for your average entertainment studio in house job) for lifestyle reasons and I knew I never wanted to have a child while still in biglaw. I lucked out and got something better, but you obviously don't know exactly what I prioritize in life.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3688618&forum_id=2#33898259)



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Date: May 6th, 2019 1:41 PM
Author: Infuriating bistre piazza turdskin

fair

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3688618&forum_id=2#38194590)



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Date: August 1st, 2017 5:05 PM
Author: Tantric Filthpig

Whose dick did you suck to get that btw? Weren't you a useless commercial litigator?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3688618&forum_id=2#33897985)



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Date: August 1st, 2017 5:58 PM
Author: puce motley tanning salon

I applied to the job, which apparently no corporate biglawyer did

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3688618&forum_id=2#33898390)



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Date: August 1st, 2017 5:23 PM
Author: hateful wonderful school cafeteria

I agree. Almost no one makes more than $300k in-house unless they are working hours that, in biglaw, would have you earning twice that or more. Biglaw is stressful and the bullshit can be petty, but at least you have the potential to make 7 figures if you are good at it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3688618&forum_id=2#33898124)



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Date: August 1st, 2017 5:38 PM
Author: aphrodisiac old irish cottage cuck

keep fuckin that chicken

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3688618&forum_id=2#33898229)



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Date: August 1st, 2017 8:47 PM
Author: crawly electric furnace

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3688618&forum_id=2#33899476)



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Date: August 1st, 2017 9:45 PM
Author: Purple floppy shrine

agree most in house jobs sound really boring. and the ones that aren't are really stressful with people demanding immediate turn-around.

however, i've seen a few that seem to be pretty cool. They often involve negotiating long term strategic deals. Not necessarily M&A, but like strategic partnerships. Often these guys are not the GC but in a AGC transactional role and lead the charge and sometimes act like quasi-businessmen. And there are deadlines and late nights I'm sure, but it's more "businessman" kinds of demands, like you have to travel to Houston for the meetings. The actual drafting usually gets outsourced.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3688618&forum_id=2#33899810)



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Date: June 9th, 2019 7:58 PM
Author: multi-colored space ladyboy

this is my life

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3688618&forum_id=2#38364061)



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Date: August 2nd, 2017 5:17 PM
Author: Frisky disturbing church personal credit line



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3688618&forum_id=2#33905071)



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Date: August 2nd, 2017 5:19 PM
Author: Orchid national regret

lol at how desperate TMF is to validate his existence

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3688618&forum_id=2#33905083)



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Date: August 8th, 2017 6:48 PM
Author: passionate fishy base double fault

Reminder

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3688618&forum_id=2#33944680)



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Date: May 6th, 2019 2:12 PM
Author: curious learning disabled cuckold



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3688618&forum_id=2#38194803)



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Date: May 12th, 2019 7:14 AM
Author: Federal unholy house sex offender

(bitter biglaw “of counsel”)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3688618&forum_id=2#38223145)