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The obsession with inhouse jobs here is so pathetic

just be a back office cuck for the rest of your life. sounds...
Snowy dead ticket booth
  07/30/17
Cr.
Magical useless brakes
  05/06/19
Agreed but Only proves how bad the alternative is
burgundy trust fund theatre
  07/30/17
...
embarrassed to the bone geriatric digit ratio house
  07/30/17
(Guy who just finished up SA at S&C)
irate vibrant prole ape
  07/30/17
does sound chill
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  07/30/17
It's basically the only "9-5" exit option for the ...
cerebral shimmering theater stage
  07/30/17
yeah why would people want to earn a solid six figure salary...
disrespectful lodge
  07/30/17
...
Irradiated Maize Locus Pervert
  07/30/17
Your status at the company is the same as an IT guy or accou...
embarrassed to the bone geriatric digit ratio house
  07/30/17
Twist: same is true of associates at law firms
irate vibrant prole ape
  07/30/17
Except, they have far shittier job security, don't get to WF...
Indigo set
  07/30/17
Describe jobs available to lawyers that pay solid six figure...
disrespectful lodge
  07/30/17
Just do SCOTUS justice
irate vibrant prole ape
  07/30/17
BIGFED
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  08/01/17
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Sepia box office
  05/06/19
Tops out at entry level inhouse. Link to BIGFED that pays 2...
lilac medicated toaster organic girlfriend
  05/06/19
SEC, CFTC
cracking flickering hell boistinker
  05/12/19
(((Status)))
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  07/30/17
And private practice lawyers are their bitches, so there you...
pungent university preventive strike
  07/30/17
...
Indigo set
  07/30/17
(typical pumo CEO, laughing at the silly lawyers)
Indigo set
  07/30/17
no not really. IT guys and accountants are actually useful....
Drunken round eye abode
  05/06/19
tcr
Indigo set
  07/30/17
shush. you never returned to biglaw because biglaw wouldn't...
disrespectful lodge
  07/30/17
I've gotten a ton of recruiters contacting me about returnin...
Indigo set
  07/30/17
lol nobody believes this, except maybe mandy
disrespectful lodge
  07/30/17
Believe what you want, pumo.
Indigo set
  07/30/17
No, not even Mandy
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  08/01/17
cr. especially when compared to the bort's myriad other obse...
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  07/30/17
No one who has worked for a law firm would post this shit. T...
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  07/30/17
Lol are we skipping over the fact you never got a single off...
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  08/01/17
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Turquoise Racy Principal's Office
  08/01/17
I was an associate for 3 year, bro.
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  08/01/17
(earl's internal monologue as he smashes the left his and he...
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  07/30/17
I make 125K working literally 10-4 and usually only doing ab...
odious elite rigpig faggot firefighter
  07/30/17
What kind of in house jerbs pay that
azure ungodly address
  07/30/17
shitty ones for 3rd years
obsidian soggy cuckoldry
  07/30/17
yup and I plan to leave law anyway so I figured why not make...
odious elite rigpig faggot firefighter
  07/30/17
lol at needing to go to law school or ever working at a firm...
Drunken round eye abode
  05/06/19
what kind of lawyer jobs are people supposed to obsess over?...
Submissive Glittery Jew Area
  07/30/17
I bought my house from a big lawyer who was so desperate for...
talented crystalline shitlib boltzmann
  07/30/17
Um what
Indigo set
  08/01/17
...
embarrassed to the bone geriatric digit ratio house
  08/01/17
it's a complete joke and any inhouse lawyer who takes himsel...
Aromatic learning disabled dopamine
  08/01/17
You realize that a lot of the most significant work at many ...
Indigo set
  08/01/17
From a business perspective, the "significant " le...
embarrassed to the bone geriatric digit ratio house
  08/01/17
Uh that's totally wrong. Law firms get hired by in-house co...
Indigo set
  08/01/17
*sways C-suite executive re: 5 calendar day vs. 5-business d...
Mahogany home yarmulke
  05/06/19
LOL
citrine national love of her life
  05/12/19
omg stfu
Aromatic learning disabled dopamine
  08/08/17
cr but tbf, law genreally is a big joke
flatulent background story ladyboy
  08/01/17
it depends on the firm and the in house job.
at-the-ready location legend
  08/01/17
Thanks rowan
stimulating mustard chapel
  08/01/17
lol
flatulent background story ladyboy
  08/01/17
cr
at-the-ready location legend
  08/01/17
Lmao
Indigo set
  08/01/17
Four years of college + three years of law school + six figu...
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  08/01/17
*410k
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  08/01/17
AMZN stock price wont go up forever brother, and they are go...
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  08/01/17
(mad jelly dude
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other than amazon, facebook and google, and nutella of cours...
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  08/01/17
netflix, hulu, snap (well not anymore), and that's just in L...
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  08/01/17
Sure, the top 3% of in-house lawyers who happen to be GCs at...
Awkward fragrant dog poop hissy fit
  08/01/17
GCs make millions, except at Mom's GutterClean Co.
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  08/01/17
...
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  08/01/17
Agreed that vast majority of in house jobs are not worth it....
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  08/01/17
you always say this with the same self-assured nutella bulls...
odious elite rigpig faggot firefighter
  08/01/17
I don't think you realize how many fucking random ass corpor...
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  08/01/17
you're just wrong, or at the very least extremely ignorant/n...
odious elite rigpig faggot firefighter
  08/01/17
Yep.
Indigo set
  08/01/17
ty
odious elite rigpig faggot firefighter
  08/01/17
You're right, I'm talking about people in their mid-30s, but...
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shocked that acquaintances of a pumo cant get a 150k dead en...
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  08/01/17
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The compliance director type jobs are occupied by boomers an...
Indigo set
  08/01/17
I am not talking about a compliance director job. I'm talki...
House-broken underhanded hospital fat ankles
  08/01/17
Many of those jobs are $100-150k/year, not $150-200k+.
Indigo set
  08/01/17
I never said all those knuckleheads were all making $150-200...
House-broken underhanded hospital fat ankles
  08/01/17
The metrics used to judge you in law school --> biglaw --...
Indigo set
  08/01/17
"I'm sure I would be doing better than them if I follow...
Drunken round eye abode
  05/06/19
The work sounds so insanely boring, even for a 300k+ job, th...
embarrassed to the bone geriatric digit ratio house
  08/01/17
9-6 M-F and I poast for 300k+. People are much better than...
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  08/01/17
Can you work remotely? That's the only thing that would make...
embarrassed to the bone geriatric digit ratio house
  08/01/17
I usually work from home on Friday. I've been here long enou...
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What industry or range of companies? That sounds great
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  08/01/17
I actually really like my job but I'm in a specialty area. ...
Indigo set
  08/01/17
I have a family and friends and lots of personal time to spe...
House-broken underhanded hospital fat ankles
  08/01/17
this. I used to work 80hrs+, 7 days a week.
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  08/01/17
What kind of biglaw were you doing? Somehow I don't think yo...
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I billed btw 2700-3100 every year except my last when I said...
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I'm sorry to hear that. You could have spent that time much ...
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  08/01/17
How fat did you get?
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went from being fit as fuck in law school to about 25lbs ove...
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it's slightly hard to believe someone like you genuinely is ...
odious elite rigpig faggot firefighter
  08/01/17
I mean, when you make $300k/year+ and have a working spouse ...
Indigo set
  08/01/17
Wtf are you talking about? I went from a v10 to a v50 so I ...
House-broken underhanded hospital fat ankles
  08/01/17
fair
odious elite rigpig faggot firefighter
  05/06/19
Whose dick did you suck to get that btw? Weren't you a usele...
stimulating mustard chapel
  08/01/17
I applied to the job, which apparently no corporate biglawye...
House-broken underhanded hospital fat ankles
  08/01/17
I agree. Almost no one makes more than $300k in-house unless...
Glassy Forum Therapy
  08/01/17
keep fuckin that chicken
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  08/01/17
lol
Indigo set
  08/01/17
agree most in house jobs sound really boring. and the ones ...
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  08/01/17
this is my life
Transparent Public Bath Newt
  06/09/19
...
sable selfie becky
  08/02/17
lol at how desperate TMF is to validate his existence
Aromatic learning disabled dopamine
  08/02/17
Reminder
embarrassed to the bone geriatric digit ratio house
  08/08/17
...
citrine national love of her life
  05/06/19
(bitter biglaw “of counsel”)
cracking flickering hell boistinker
  05/12/19


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Date: July 30th, 2017 3:12 PM
Author: Snowy dead ticket booth

just be a back office cuck for the rest of your life. sounds chill.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3688618&forum_id=2#33885609)



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Date: May 6th, 2019 1:41 PM
Author: Magical useless brakes

Cr.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3688618&forum_id=2#38194592)



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Date: July 30th, 2017 3:13 PM
Author: burgundy trust fund theatre

Agreed but Only proves how bad the alternative is

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3688618&forum_id=2#33885620)



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Date: July 30th, 2017 6:29 PM
Author: embarrassed to the bone geriatric digit ratio house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3688618&forum_id=2#33886435)



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Date: July 30th, 2017 6:32 PM
Author: irate vibrant prole ape

(Guy who just finished up SA at S&C)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3688618&forum_id=2#33886452)



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Date: July 30th, 2017 6:45 PM
Author: insanely creepy high-end circlehead

does sound chill

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3688618&forum_id=2#33886522)



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Date: July 30th, 2017 6:49 PM
Author: cerebral shimmering theater stage

It's basically the only "9-5" exit option for the average lawcuck that still pays decent

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3688618&forum_id=2#33886548)



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Date: July 30th, 2017 6:51 PM
Author: disrespectful lodge

yeah why would people want to earn a solid six figure salary while still having free time. it's bizarre.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3688618&forum_id=2#33886556)



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Date: July 30th, 2017 6:57 PM
Author: Irradiated Maize Locus Pervert



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3688618&forum_id=2#33886582)



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Date: July 30th, 2017 7:05 PM
Author: embarrassed to the bone geriatric digit ratio house

Your status at the company is the same as an IT guy or accountant

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3688618&forum_id=2#33886608)



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Date: July 30th, 2017 7:15 PM
Author: irate vibrant prole ape

Twist: same is true of associates at law firms

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3688618&forum_id=2#33886661)



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Date: July 30th, 2017 9:07 PM
Author: Indigo set

Except, they have far shittier job security, don't get to WFH all the time, and have much less interesting work. Plus, of course the hours.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3688618&forum_id=2#33887310)



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Date: July 30th, 2017 7:29 PM
Author: disrespectful lodge

Describe jobs available to lawyers that pay solid six figure salaries, require only reasonable hours and provide more status.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3688618&forum_id=2#33886729)



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Date: July 30th, 2017 7:30 PM
Author: irate vibrant prole ape

Just do SCOTUS justice

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3688618&forum_id=2#33886731)



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Date: August 1st, 2017 5:00 PM
Author: sable selfie becky

BIGFED

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3688618&forum_id=2#33897954)



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Date: May 6th, 2019 2:00 PM
Author: Sepia box office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3688618&forum_id=2#38194737)



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Date: May 6th, 2019 2:31 PM
Author: lilac medicated toaster organic girlfriend

Tops out at entry level inhouse. Link to BIGFED that pays 250k+?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3688618&forum_id=2#38194886)



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Date: May 12th, 2019 7:15 AM
Author: cracking flickering hell boistinker

SEC, CFTC

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3688618&forum_id=2#38223149)



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Date: July 30th, 2017 7:31 PM
Author: Exciting translucent mexican church building

(((Status)))

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3688618&forum_id=2#33886734)



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Date: July 30th, 2017 7:50 PM
Author: pungent university preventive strike

And private practice lawyers are their bitches, so there you go

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3688618&forum_id=2#33886826)



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Date: July 30th, 2017 8:56 PM
Author: Indigo set



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3688618&forum_id=2#33887240)



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Date: July 30th, 2017 9:02 PM
Author: Indigo set

(typical pumo CEO, laughing at the silly lawyers)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3688618&forum_id=2#33887278)



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Date: May 6th, 2019 1:42 PM
Author: Drunken round eye abode

no not really. IT guys and accountants are actually useful.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3688618&forum_id=2#38194601)



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Date: July 30th, 2017 8:36 PM
Author: Indigo set

tcr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3688618&forum_id=2#33887070)



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Date: July 30th, 2017 8:37 PM
Author: disrespectful lodge

shush. you never returned to biglaw because biglaw wouldn't have you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3688618&forum_id=2#33887076)



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Date: July 30th, 2017 8:55 PM
Author: Indigo set

I've gotten a ton of recruiters contacting me about returning to biglaw. Of course, idgaf because in-house is 1000x better.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3688618&forum_id=2#33887226)



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Date: July 30th, 2017 8:55 PM
Author: disrespectful lodge

lol nobody believes this, except maybe mandy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3688618&forum_id=2#33887235)



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Date: July 30th, 2017 9:02 PM
Author: Indigo set

Believe what you want, pumo.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3688618&forum_id=2#33887282)



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Date: August 1st, 2017 11:11 PM
Author: Lascivious navy coffee pot tanning salon

No, not even Mandy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3688618&forum_id=2#33900544)



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Date: July 30th, 2017 6:53 PM
Author: Rose concupiscible weed whacker

cr. especially when compared to the bort's myriad other obsessions.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3688618&forum_id=2#33886562)



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Date: July 30th, 2017 6:56 PM
Author: Soul-stirring nofapping trailer park queen of the night

No one who has worked for a law firm would post this shit. The crappiest in house job at some mom and pop gutter cleaning company still beats working at a law firm. Anytime you can get away from actual legal work and move over to managing other fuckers who will do the legal work is a win.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3688618&forum_id=2#33886577)



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Date: August 1st, 2017 4:08 PM
Author: charcoal rough-skinned goyim stead

Lol are we skipping over the fact you never got a single offer from a law firm and barely landed your "jd advantage" position at some shit bank's compl dept?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3688618&forum_id=2#33897564)



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Date: August 1st, 2017 5:37 PM
Author: Turquoise Racy Principal's Office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3688618&forum_id=2#33898222)



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Date: August 1st, 2017 9:42 PM
Author: Soul-stirring nofapping trailer park queen of the night

I was an associate for 3 year, bro.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3688618&forum_id=2#33899788)



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Date: July 30th, 2017 7:17 PM
Author: vengeful hairraiser market

(earl's internal monologue as he smashes the left his and her mirror thinking about how Nutella makes more than he does)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3688618&forum_id=2#33886670)



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Date: July 30th, 2017 7:32 PM
Author: Vivacious crimson hall travel guidebook



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3688618&forum_id=2#33886739)



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Date: July 30th, 2017 7:32 PM
Author: Greedy Stirring Marketing Idea Telephone

!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3688618&forum_id=2#33886741)



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Date: July 30th, 2017 8:09 PM
Author: light outnumbered heaven striped hyena



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3688618&forum_id=2#33886915)



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Date: July 30th, 2017 9:04 PM
Author: odious elite rigpig faggot firefighter

I make 125K working literally 10-4 and usually only doing about 15-20 hours of real work a week. lol yeah I miss my law firm

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3688618&forum_id=2#33887293)



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Date: July 30th, 2017 9:11 PM
Author: azure ungodly address

What kind of in house jerbs pay that

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3688618&forum_id=2#33887326)



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Date: July 30th, 2017 9:15 PM
Author: obsidian soggy cuckoldry

shitty ones for 3rd years

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3688618&forum_id=2#33887341)



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Date: July 30th, 2017 10:21 PM
Author: odious elite rigpig faggot firefighter

yup and I plan to leave law anyway so I figured why not make the transition quicker

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3688618&forum_id=2#33887651)



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Date: May 6th, 2019 1:44 PM
Author: Drunken round eye abode

lol at needing to go to law school or ever working at a firm for that

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3688618&forum_id=2#38194616)



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Date: July 30th, 2017 9:19 PM
Author: Submissive Glittery Jew Area

what kind of lawyer jobs are people supposed to obsess over? Enlighten us

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3688618&forum_id=2#33887351)



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Date: July 30th, 2017 10:23 PM
Author: talented crystalline shitlib boltzmann

I bought my house from a big lawyer who was so desperate for in house he sold at a loss and GTFoutta there.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3688618&forum_id=2#33887677)



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Date: August 1st, 2017 4:42 PM
Author: Indigo set

Um what

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3688618&forum_id=2#33897811)



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Date: August 1st, 2017 4:03 PM
Author: embarrassed to the bone geriatric digit ratio house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3688618&forum_id=2#33897540)



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Date: August 1st, 2017 4:24 PM
Author: Aromatic learning disabled dopamine

it's a complete joke and any inhouse lawyer who takes himself seriously should be ridiculed, but it is a way to make a six fig income on a strict 40 hour a week schedule with less than 50% of those hours where youre actually expected to be productive

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3688618&forum_id=2#33897667)



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Date: August 1st, 2017 4:43 PM
Author: Indigo set

You realize that a lot of the most significant work at many large corps is done in-house, right?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3688618&forum_id=2#33897830)



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Date: August 1st, 2017 4:53 PM
Author: embarrassed to the bone geriatric digit ratio house

From a business perspective, the "significant " legal work is still considered unimportant and inconsequential

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3688618&forum_id=2#33897912)



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Date: August 1st, 2017 5:03 PM
Author: Indigo set

Uh that's totally wrong. Law firms get hired by in-house counsel and deliver the work product to the in-house lawyers. The in-house lawyers are the one who actually talk to the business execs and sway the decisions.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3688618&forum_id=2#33897973)



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Date: May 6th, 2019 1:58 PM
Author: Mahogany home yarmulke

*sways C-suite executive re: 5 calendar day vs. 5-business day deadline for delivering insurance certificates to industrial paint vendor*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3688618&forum_id=2#38194730)



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Date: May 12th, 2019 7:15 AM
Author: citrine national love of her life

LOL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3688618&forum_id=2#38223148)



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Date: August 8th, 2017 7:25 PM
Author: Aromatic learning disabled dopamine

omg stfu

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3688618&forum_id=2#33944919)



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Date: August 1st, 2017 4:58 PM
Author: flatulent background story ladyboy

cr

but tbf, law genreally is a big joke

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3688618&forum_id=2#33897935)



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Date: August 1st, 2017 4:55 PM
Author: at-the-ready location legend

it depends on the firm and the in house job.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3688618&forum_id=2#33897919)



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Date: August 1st, 2017 4:58 PM
Author: stimulating mustard chapel

Thanks rowan

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3688618&forum_id=2#33897932)



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Date: August 1st, 2017 4:58 PM
Author: flatulent background story ladyboy

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3688618&forum_id=2#33897934)



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Date: August 1st, 2017 4:58 PM
Author: at-the-ready location legend

cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3688618&forum_id=2#33897939)



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Date: August 1st, 2017 5:04 PM
Author: Indigo set

Lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3688618&forum_id=2#33897982)



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Date: August 1st, 2017 4:56 PM
Author: Awkward fragrant dog poop hissy fit

Four years of college + three years of law school + six figures in educational debt + 4 years in biglaw just to pay off the educational debt and get back to baseline.

All so that you can hopefully land an unglamorous middle management back office job working 50 hours per week reading the world's most boring documents for $140k per year. When you die you'll be forgotten.

And this is a GOOD outcome in law. Lol at law. Lol just fucking lol.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3688618&forum_id=2#33897928)



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Date: August 1st, 2017 4:58 PM
Author: flatulent background story ladyboy

*410k

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3688618&forum_id=2#33897938)



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Date: August 1st, 2017 4:59 PM
Author: at-the-ready location legend

AMZN stock price wont go up forever brother, and they are going to reset your comp taking the new price into account after 4 years.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3688618&forum_id=2#33897947)



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Date: August 1st, 2017 5:00 PM
Author: flatulent background story ladyboy

(mad jelly dude

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3688618&forum_id=2#33897952)



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Date: August 1st, 2017 5:02 PM
Author: at-the-ready location legend

other than amazon, facebook and google, and nutella of course, what in house pays lawyers with fewer than 7-8 years of experience more than $300K?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3688618&forum_id=2#33897962)



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Date: August 1st, 2017 5:11 PM
Author: flatulent background story ladyboy

netflix, hulu, snap (well not anymore), and that's just in LA



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3688618&forum_id=2#33898015)



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Date: August 1st, 2017 5:00 PM
Author: Awkward fragrant dog poop hissy fit

Sure, the top 3% of in-house lawyers who happen to be GCs at public companies.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3688618&forum_id=2#33897951)



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Date: August 1st, 2017 5:04 PM
Author: sable selfie becky

GCs make millions, except at Mom's GutterClean Co.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3688618&forum_id=2#33897981)



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Date: August 1st, 2017 5:12 PM
Author: flatulent background story ladyboy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3688618&forum_id=2#33898023)



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Date: August 1st, 2017 5:01 PM
Author: House-broken underhanded hospital fat ankles

Agreed that vast majority of in house jobs are not worth it. You could've saved the 3 years tuition and years of paying back debt and toiling in big law and landed a generic corporate job at the same company making that same amount. This doesn't apply to $300k+ 9-5 in house jobs obviously.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3688618&forum_id=2#33897958)



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Date: August 1st, 2017 5:02 PM
Author: odious elite rigpig faggot firefighter

you always say this with the same self-assured nutella bullshit, but you're an elite school grad asian gunner with no perspective on IRL

most people cannot get those jobs and most people don't make in-house lawyer money, even at the "bad jobs," even after 6, 10, sometimes all of their careers because the ladder is PULLED UP

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3688618&forum_id=2#33897965)



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Date: August 1st, 2017 5:12 PM
Author: House-broken underhanded hospital fat ankles

I don't think you realize how many fucking random ass corporate jobs there are at huge companies you've never even heard of. I used to work a corporate job at Altria group before law school and it's amazing how they employ tons of people with just BAs who are complete idiots making low six figures. I currently deal with dozens of financial services providers and there is an entire industry of just back office work that employs hundreds of thousands of people, all making decent money doing bs work like AML compliance and credit risk checks, work that some people with JDs sometimes even beg to get when they've burned out. If you're the type to have gone to a decent law school, theoretically you could've done even better and than those idiots. The ladder hasn't been pulled up at all, you just have to know these jobs exists.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3688618&forum_id=2#33898029)



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Date: August 1st, 2017 5:17 PM
Author: odious elite rigpig faggot firefighter

you're just wrong, or at the very least extremely ignorant/naive about IRL and post-ITE (which is still very real for anyone out of college after '08)

I agree people @ t14s could probably have landed a different path or job, maybe some that are even better in terms of $ and/or QOL, but I think your perception of corporate america is way off, and I base this off my own, more up-to-date perceptions, which involve a ton of people applying for jobs requiring 8-12 years of experience, almost all extremely competitive, requiring advanced degrees, almost none with any upward mobility, almost none paying close to what in-house people get

I also concede some people have shitty in-house jobs, but pound-for-pound, someone with 5 years from a biglaw firm can make more than 150K which is a totally hard ceiling for nearly all of these corporate jobs (and they dont hit it until year 20)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3688618&forum_id=2#33898066)



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Date: August 1st, 2017 5:18 PM
Author: Indigo set

Yep.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3688618&forum_id=2#33898077)



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Date: August 1st, 2017 5:19 PM
Author: odious elite rigpig faggot firefighter

ty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3688618&forum_id=2#33898090)



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Date: August 1st, 2017 5:49 PM
Author: House-broken underhanded hospital fat ankles

You're right, I'm talking about people in their mid-30s, but these people were impacted and laid off during ITE and had to work their way back up post-08/09, the same way lawyers were. I admit I have no idea wtf people in their 20s are doing, but I still believe law school to big law to in house is a weird path to strive for when you can just skip law school altogether and climb the corporate ladder. Your average in house lawyer at FedEx who is 35 or whatever is not making much more than their peer in middle management there so that begs the question why you even went to law school.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3688618&forum_id=2#33898312)



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Date: August 1st, 2017 11:01 PM
Author: flatulent background story ladyboy

shocked that acquaintances of a pumo cant get a 150k dead end corporate job at honeywell. what could possibly explain this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3688618&forum_id=2#33900470)



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Date: May 6th, 2019 2:09 PM
Author: Drunken round eye abode



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3688618&forum_id=2#38194784)



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Date: May 6th, 2019 2:12 PM
Author: Drunken round eye abode



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3688618&forum_id=2#38194801)



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Date: August 1st, 2017 5:17 PM
Author: Indigo set

The compliance director type jobs are occupied by boomers and being eliminated as they retire. I look at say, the IT department and product development and while there are people who make what I make there, it is much harder to both get and keep. Most corporate jobs occupied by people our age pay far less than most in-house counsel jobs.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3688618&forum_id=2#33898067)



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Date: August 1st, 2017 5:55 PM
Author: House-broken underhanded hospital fat ankles

I am not talking about a compliance director job. I'm talking about people with the title of "senior credit analyst" and "relationship manager" and "FX execution associate" and "global markets product manager." These jobs are all easy as fuck and pay well. Any t14 grad could've started at 22 working their way up the chain or jumping around banks to get there by age 35. It's just that at 22, you don't know about a "junior credit analyst" job where you make $45k or whatever and you think you need an advanced degree instead and pursue traditional paths like law/banking/consulting/medicine, etc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3688618&forum_id=2#33898368)



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Date: August 1st, 2017 8:48 PM
Author: Indigo set

Many of those jobs are $100-150k/year, not $150-200k+.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3688618&forum_id=2#33899482)



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Date: August 1st, 2017 9:37 PM
Author: House-broken underhanded hospital fat ankles

I never said all those knuckleheads were all making $150-200k (though some of them are), but even assuming they all make $100-150k, I'm sure I would be doing better than them if I followed their same path and been in the $150-$200k bucket. it is really not hard at all. Law school to biglaw to in house is harder by far, in terms of opportunity cost and stress.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3688618&forum_id=2#33899752)



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Date: August 1st, 2017 11:08 PM
Author: Indigo set

The metrics used to judge you in law school --> biglaw --> in-house are totally different than normal shit corp job --> lower management --> mid management.

I get it, you think you would always succeed no matter what but a) while I think you're talented I think your success is in the context of opportunities you've had to demonstrate your strengths, and b) even if I accepted this, that doesn't really apply to most T14/in-house lawyers.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3688618&forum_id=2#33900518)



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Date: May 6th, 2019 1:48 PM
Author: Drunken round eye abode

"I'm sure I would be doing better than them if I followed their same path and been in the $150-$200k bucket."

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3688618&forum_id=2#38194650)



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Date: August 1st, 2017 5:04 PM
Author: embarrassed to the bone geriatric digit ratio house

The work sounds so insanely boring, even for a 300k+ job, the money isn't enough to not want to blow your brains out.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3688618&forum_id=2#33897984)



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Date: August 1st, 2017 5:13 PM
Author: hideous dashing menage gay wizard

9-6 M-F and I poast for 300k+.

People are much better than biglaw

but the boredom is killing me

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3688618&forum_id=2#33898038)



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Date: August 1st, 2017 5:15 PM
Author: embarrassed to the bone geriatric digit ratio house

Can you work remotely? That's the only thing that would make it tolerable for me

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3688618&forum_id=2#33898049)



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Date: August 1st, 2017 5:20 PM
Author: hideous dashing menage gay wizard

I usually work from home on Friday. I've been here long enough that I don't really have facetime requirements

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3688618&forum_id=2#33898100)



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Date: August 1st, 2017 11:34 PM
Author: Submissive Glittery Jew Area

What industry or range of companies? That sounds great

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3688618&forum_id=2#33900732)



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Date: August 1st, 2017 5:19 PM
Author: Indigo set

I actually really like my job but I'm in a specialty area. On the downsides I work harder and make less but at least I mostly WFH.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3688618&forum_id=2#33898096)



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Date: August 1st, 2017 5:14 PM
Author: House-broken underhanded hospital fat ankles

I have a family and friends and lots of personal time to spend with them, so I don't need my job to be stimulating to find fulfillment in my life.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3688618&forum_id=2#33898045)



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Date: August 1st, 2017 5:15 PM
Author: hideous dashing menage gay wizard

this. I used to work 80hrs+, 7 days a week.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3688618&forum_id=2#33898052)



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Date: August 1st, 2017 5:20 PM
Author: stimulating mustard chapel

What kind of biglaw were you doing? Somehow I don't think you were billing 4000 hours a year

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3688618&forum_id=2#33898101)



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Date: August 1st, 2017 5:27 PM
Author: hideous dashing menage gay wizard

I billed btw 2700-3100 every year except my last when I said fuckit. I was in a smaller finance group in a very large v20 firm. I averaged about 4 hours worked for 3 ours billed. I did all the BS you were supposed to do if you wanted to be a partner (biz dev, articles, conferences, committees, etc)

What a waste of time

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3688618&forum_id=2#33898156)



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Date: August 1st, 2017 5:28 PM
Author: stimulating mustard chapel

I'm sorry to hear that. You could have spent that time much more wisely and on something more marketable.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3688618&forum_id=2#33898163)



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Date: August 1st, 2017 5:29 PM
Author: stimulating mustard chapel

How fat did you get?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3688618&forum_id=2#33898169)



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Date: August 1st, 2017 5:34 PM
Author: hideous dashing menage gay wizard

went from being fit as fuck in law school to about 25lbs overweight after 4 years. slimmed back down so that by the time I left (yr 7) was back to law school weight. Seamless was a temporary panacea

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3688618&forum_id=2#33898205)



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Date: August 1st, 2017 5:18 PM
Author: odious elite rigpig faggot firefighter

it's slightly hard to believe someone like you genuinely is able to turn off the need to strive, grind, and be the top of the pyramid, and all of the sudden fall back on "community," like an are country prole at the end of your professional line ("well, i'd rather spend time with friends!" ... bullshit, you want dat prestige)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3688618&forum_id=2#33898085)



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Date: August 1st, 2017 5:26 PM
Author: Indigo set

I mean, when you make $300k/year+ and have a working spouse three incentive to grind lessens.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3688618&forum_id=2#33898153)



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Date: August 1st, 2017 5:43 PM
Author: House-broken underhanded hospital fat ankles

Wtf are you talking about? I went from a v10 to a v50 so I could move cities and focus on my personal life and not be caught up in crazy NYC big law anymore and I looked for an in house job for over 2 years and was more than willing to take a 50% pay cut (to like $125k for your average entertainment studio in house job) for lifestyle reasons and I knew I never wanted to have a child while still in biglaw. I lucked out and got something better, but you obviously don't know exactly what I prioritize in life.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3688618&forum_id=2#33898259)



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Date: May 6th, 2019 1:41 PM
Author: odious elite rigpig faggot firefighter

fair

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3688618&forum_id=2#38194590)



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Date: August 1st, 2017 5:05 PM
Author: stimulating mustard chapel

Whose dick did you suck to get that btw? Weren't you a useless commercial litigator?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3688618&forum_id=2#33897985)



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Date: August 1st, 2017 5:58 PM
Author: House-broken underhanded hospital fat ankles

I applied to the job, which apparently no corporate biglawyer did

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3688618&forum_id=2#33898390)



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Date: August 1st, 2017 5:23 PM
Author: Glassy Forum Therapy

I agree. Almost no one makes more than $300k in-house unless they are working hours that, in biglaw, would have you earning twice that or more. Biglaw is stressful and the bullshit can be petty, but at least you have the potential to make 7 figures if you are good at it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3688618&forum_id=2#33898124)



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Date: August 1st, 2017 5:38 PM
Author: hideous dashing menage gay wizard

keep fuckin that chicken

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3688618&forum_id=2#33898229)



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Date: August 1st, 2017 8:47 PM
Author: Indigo set

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3688618&forum_id=2#33899476)



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Date: August 1st, 2017 9:45 PM
Author: Razzle international law enforcement agency

agree most in house jobs sound really boring. and the ones that aren't are really stressful with people demanding immediate turn-around.

however, i've seen a few that seem to be pretty cool. They often involve negotiating long term strategic deals. Not necessarily M&A, but like strategic partnerships. Often these guys are not the GC but in a AGC transactional role and lead the charge and sometimes act like quasi-businessmen. And there are deadlines and late nights I'm sure, but it's more "businessman" kinds of demands, like you have to travel to Houston for the meetings. The actual drafting usually gets outsourced.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3688618&forum_id=2#33899810)



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Date: June 9th, 2019 7:58 PM
Author: Transparent Public Bath Newt

this is my life

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3688618&forum_id=2#38364061)



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Date: August 2nd, 2017 5:17 PM
Author: sable selfie becky



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3688618&forum_id=2#33905071)



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Date: August 2nd, 2017 5:19 PM
Author: Aromatic learning disabled dopamine

lol at how desperate TMF is to validate his existence

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3688618&forum_id=2#33905083)



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Date: August 8th, 2017 6:48 PM
Author: embarrassed to the bone geriatric digit ratio house

Reminder

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3688618&forum_id=2#33944680)



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Date: May 6th, 2019 2:12 PM
Author: citrine national love of her life



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3688618&forum_id=2#38194803)



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Date: May 12th, 2019 7:14 AM
Author: cracking flickering hell boistinker

(bitter biglaw “of counsel”)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3688618&forum_id=2#38223145)