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Date: June 3rd, 2018 7:58 PM Author: Magenta lodge doctorate
1. Working at Mcdonalds as a teenager builds CHARACTER
2. It is critical to warm your car up in the morning when it is cold
3. Early to bed, early to rise, makes a man healthy, wealthy, and wise
4. Red sky at night - sailor's delight! Red sky in the morning - sailor take warning
5. Women - can't live with them, can't live without them!
6. A cop cannot force you to take a breathalyzer
7. If you park somewhere and fall asleep drunk in your car with your keys on you, you can and likely will be charged with DWI
8. In order to survive in prison, one must kick the ass of the biggest guy there
9. Saddam Hussein, Bin Laden, and Gadaffi are all the same guy basically
10. There is a porno called "Debbie Does Dallas" and it is a big deal
11. Sure, the United States isn't perfect, but it is still the greatest country in the world
12. New cars are EXTREMELY complicated
13. Taxes basically all go to WELFARE for NIGGERS
14. Liberals are anti-american, effeminate communists who talk much and know little
15. Taking your tailgate off your truck improves gas mileage
16. Putting your car into neutral at a stoplight improves gas mileage
17. The Dreamcast failed because people were just waiting for PS2
18. Michael Jackson molested children at his ranch, called "Neverland."
19. Every single conspiracy theory is promulgated by paranoid morons except maybe JFK. Also something something Vietnam.
20. Putting weight in the trunk or over the rear axle of an RWD car improves traction in the snow
21. Snow tires improve how a car handles in the snow
22. Using too much force when tightening or loosening a screw can strip it
23. Drinking water helps diffuse alcohol in one's system and reduce the effects of dehydration
24. Many "american" cars are, in fact, not made in america!
25. Black people smell bad and their skin gets ashy
26. Driving for long distances without stopping is indicative of virility
27. Black people have poor impulse control
28. One or two black people is fine, but get them into a group and all bets are off
29. Chinks have small dicks
30. The Italian mafia is an impressive/amazing institution
31. Circumcision is done in part to prevent infection
32. If you fuck a girl when she's on her period, she cannot get pregnant.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3993003&forum_id=2#36177735) |
Date: June 3rd, 2018 10:43 PM Author: Magenta lodge doctorate
33. Capitalism is better than communism because it inspires people to work hard. In a communist society, everyone would just have their hand out! People only work for their next paycheque, not for any higher purpose.
34. The war in the middle east has raged uninterrupted since time immemorial and it not catalysed by Jews
35. White people are good at innovating; chinks are good at making improvements to designs patented by whites.
36. It is not the size of the man in the fight, but rather, the fight in the man
37. Immigrants have come to america from all over the world, in search of a better life.
38. There are two kinds of circuits - Series and Parallel
39. Kids do not play outside anymore
40. The shipping of jobs overseas has hurt Americans (follow-on point: either the Americans are ENTITLED and LAZY or the chinks product is INFERIOR).
41. Adults must pay bills and make budgets
42. If you put money in the bank, it will earn interest
43. Black guys have big dicks
44. Judaism is a Religion.
45. Putting a fuel pump inside of a gas tank is one way of preventing vapor lock with fuel injected cars
46. Manual transmissions with synchronisers do not require you to double-clutch
47. New cars are heaver because of stuff like power window motors and shit
48. You cannot just turn a diesel off. You need to idle it down for an indeterminate amount of time.
49. NASCAR races without the restrictor plates are the most exciting because they go faster
50. In order to be licenced to drive, one must attain a learner's permit, drive with a parent or whoever for 6 months or a year, and take a road test. They must be able to parallel park and execute a 3-point turn.
51. It is too easy to get a driver's licence in the U.S. They'll give a licence to anyone.
52. 12-gauge is by far the most common type of shotgun. 10-gauges were popular once as well, and were still used for turkeys as well as some types of waterfowl. The gauge refers to the size of the pellet - the smaller, the bigger.
53. Niggers have ruined the NBA with their ghettoness and unsportsmanlike diva attitudes.
54. Niggers go after nasty white women
55. What do you all a thousand lawyers drowned at the bottom of the ocean? A good start!
56. Overhead valve technology is actually newer than OHC tech. Although the former has often higher displacement relative to performance, the heads are more compact, meaning the overall package has smaller dimensions with fewer moving parts.
57. Marriage often ends with a woman seizing half of your shit, with the aid of the justice system. The entire system is biased against men.
58. If you do not rake your leaves, they will die and suffocate your grass when it snows.
59. One does not simply fly to Florida.
60. You have to work in the factory at UPS for years before they give you the privilege of driving the truck
61. Unions were perhaps a good thing, once, but their time has come and gone, and perhaps they've done more harm than good in the past few decades.
62. Coors Light is mostly Water
63. Drowning is actually one of the most peaceful ways to die
64. Women get moody during and in the period approaching their Periods
65. The United States' involvement in WW2 was necessary and justified, not to mention the atomic bomb.
66. Life expectancies have increased immensely due to Medicine and Technology
67. Social Security won't be around when we retire!
68. The Civil War wasn't fought over slavery
69. To check a car's treads, use the penny test
70. Shoe size / 2 = Dick size
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3993003&forum_id=2#36178770) |
Date: June 4th, 2018 7:31 AM Author: Magenta lodge doctorate
73. Calories in, calories out! Simple!
74. They don't make 'em like they used to
75. An upgraded electrical panel may be needed depending on your Electricity needs
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3993003&forum_id=2#36179819)
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Date: June 5th, 2018 7:49 PM Author: Magenta lodge doctorate
76. Baldness is inherited from the mother's side
77. There are two wonderful moments in a boat owner's life - the day he buys it and the day he sells it.
78. Japan attacked Pearl Harbor in 1941 for no reason and it was a coincidence that the aircraft carriers were all out to sea.
79. Getting behind an 18 wheeler on the highway will improve gas mileage because they absorb all of the Wind.
80. Women like "bad boys" when they are young, but are wont to settle down later in life.
81. More car accidents happen around Dusk
82. Purebred dogs are more prone to health problems
83. Clothes from Wal-mart are just as good as those at the Mall; the latter is just overpriced.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3993003&forum_id=2#36190398) |
Date: June 16th, 2018 8:45 AM Author: Magenta lodge doctorate
84. If you are going less than 13 mph over the speed limit on the interstate, you probably won't get pulled over.
85. Communism is an evil system whereby rich people steal everything and poor people are impoverished.
86. 6 million Jews died in the Holocaust
87. It requires 12 years of "schooling" to be a Doctor
88. What do you call a Doctor who didn't get into medical school? A Dentist!
89. Drinking water helps to attenuate a hangover
90. The average penis is 6"
91. Auto Auctions, Storage Auctions, and flea markets can be a source of overlooked treasures
92. Live bait is easier to fish with than Lures
93. Everyone nowadays wants instant gratification
94. Everyone nowadays has a fuckin' short attention span
95. Kids nowadays are ENTITLED
96. SAT scores are not necessarily reflective of intelligence/aptitude/anything
97. Hand Size and Dick size correlate
98. Ear Size and Dick Size correlate
99. Correlation IS causation
100. If you have not been in a car accident for a while, your risk thereof increases because you are "due"
101. The N64's use of cartridges was a fatal error on Nintendo's part
102. The money of the United States is backed by Gold, located at Fort Knox
103. Guns don't kill people; people kill people
104. The best things in life are free
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3993003&forum_id=2#36255446)
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Date: July 2nd, 2018 8:29 PM Author: Magenta lodge doctorate
105. Everything in moderation
106. Coffee stunt's your growth
107. To become a Doctor requires 12 years of schooling
108. Many people don't work in the field that they majored in
109. Circumcision reduces the risk of infection
110. Rich people create Jobs
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3993003&forum_id=2#36353219)
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Date: October 31st, 2018 7:35 PM Author: Magenta lodge doctorate
111. Leaving a refrigerator open for any length of time is a CODE RED
112. There are other Civil Wars besides the U.S. Civil War.
113. Drywall and sheetrock are all but the same thing
114. The French are pussies; we saved their ass in WW2
115. If the antifreeze in your radiator overflow tank is milky and bubbling, you have a blown head gasket
116. Nirvana, "Smells like Teen Spirit," is the greatest song of the 1990s
117. The Left Lane is the Fast Lane
118. Most people do not do what they went to college for.
119. Before Jesus came into being, every single human being perished, their soul forever perished.
120. Saddam Hussein was behind 9/11
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3993003&forum_id=2#37134814) |
Date: December 24th, 2018 10:32 AM Author: Magenta lodge doctorate
121. The epithet "Wop" is an acronym, and stands for "With Out Papers."
122. Once married, get yourself a pickle jar. Remove a pickle from the jar each time you get laid. Chances are, it will never be emptied.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3993003&forum_id=2#37462976)
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Date: January 5th, 2019 1:29 PM Author: Magenta lodge doctorate
123. If you receive a Raise, it could well bump you into a new Tax Bracket, causing your overall take-home pay to decrease.
124. Mounting a television above a fireplace is a shrewd decision and a good way to maximise space
125. Doubling the tax is an easy way to calculate a Tip
126. Waitstaff make less than minimum wage, and make up the difference in Tips.
127. WWF No Mercy for N64 was arguably the greatest wrestling game of all time
128. There are two WWE shows - Raw & Smackdown - each airing on different nights of the week. Oftentimes, storylines do not cross over, but it is a treat when they do.
129. Insurance deductibles are all but impossible to explain
130. The infield fly rule is a rule of baseball that treats certain fly balls as though caught, before the ball is caught, even if the infielder fails to catch it or drops it on purpose. The umpire's declaration of an infield fly means that the batter is out (and all force plays are removed) regardless of whether the ball is caught. The rule exists to prevent the defense from achieving a double play or triple play by failing to catch a ball that an infielder could catch with ordinary effort. The rule is limited to apply only in situations where this result is possible.
131. Public sector workers do nothing all day, leave work at exactly 5:00, and it is a travesty if they make more than the average American income of $27k.
132. Kids not playing outside is a travesty with far-reaching implications.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3993003&forum_id=2#37532568) |
Date: January 6th, 2019 3:42 PM Author: provocative hall
The film [Debbie Does Dallas] is in the public domain following a US court ruling in 1987 that declared its copyright to be lost. Due to its pornographic content, it was ruled ineligible for the expanded copyright duration, as the legislative intent of extending copyright had been for it to apply to family entertainment such as Mickey Mouse.
The movie spawned a number of sequels and spin-offs including Debbie Does New Orleans, Debbie Does Wall Street, Debbie Does Dallas Again and the unrelated Debbie Duz Dishes franchise. It also spawned a 2002 Off Broadway musical, Debbie Does Dallas: The Musical.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3993003&forum_id=2#37538599) |
Date: January 12th, 2019 12:11 PM Author: Magenta lodge doctorate
135. A "boondock" is someplace is really far out, or really redneck. Sometimes, this can be shortened to, "boonies."
136. Wal-mart clothing is of the same quality as Abercrombie & Fitch. You are paying for a name.
137. Jews are, "good with money."
138. You used to be able to fix anything on a car with a basic toolkit — however — you would frequently *need* said toolkit to keep the thing running!
139. O.J. Simpson killed his ex-wife and her lover, Ron Goldman
140. The Marines are more badass than the army.
141. Liberals caused Speedy Gonzalez and Foghorn Leghorn to be removed from the airwaves
142. A woman who has sex on the first date may well be a slut
143. It it not wise to put the cart before the horse
144. Technology is advancing rapidly all the time
145. Vaginal orgasms are mysterious and may not actually exist, but dick size is said to be a component thereof
146. Azn pussy is sideways
147. Measure twice, cut once
148. Popularity in high school is inconsequential in the "real world."
149. Sex is the greatest thing in the world
150. Penn and Teller are hilarious
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3993003&forum_id=2#37579013) |
Date: January 19th, 2019 3:54 AM Author: Godawful amber church building
151. It takes 21 days to make a habit.
152. God helps those who help themselves.
153. If you are not a liberal at 18, you have no heart. If you are not a conservative at 35, you have no brain.
154. Sex sells.
155. Happy wife, happy life.
156. You can tell a lot about a man by his handshake.
157. What's good for the goose is good for the gander.
158. When you point a finger at someone you've got three pointing back at yourself.
159. Military intelligence is an oxymoron.
160. Better to be judged by twelve than carried by six.
161. Buy gold.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3993003&forum_id=2#37619598) |
Date: April 12th, 2019 5:19 PM Author: Crusty vibrant therapy
164. Car accidents often occur shortly after it begins raining, when the motor oil on the road starts flowing across the road's surface.
165. Lawyers are often unscrupulous and lack moral guidance
166. Becoming a doctor is a virtuous and noble endeavor
167. Arranging for one's children to have braces is critical for their longterm wellbeing
168. In the weight room, low repetitions with high weight yields strength, while high repetitions with low weight leads to muscle definition and tone
169. High frequency trading doesn't "contribute" anything to the economy and is instead an elaborate blackbox of nonsense that leeches off "the system"
170. Homeless beggars in urban areas are often not homeless and are in fact simply masquerading as such!
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3993003&forum_id=2#38080326) |
Date: October 13th, 2019 1:42 PM Author: Magenta lodge doctorate
178: There's two types of smarts: Book smarts, and street smarts
179: Wearing Cologne will aid in attracting Women
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Date: June 10th, 2021 12:27 AM Author: Magenta lodge doctorate
183. Children of rich people all become spoiled fuckups
184. It’s not what you know, it’s who you blow
185. Timing chains have longer service intervals than timing belts.
186. Timing belts in interference engines will wreck the engine if they break
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3993003&forum_id=2#42602629) |
Date: September 16th, 2021 1:55 PM Author: Magenta lodge doctorate
187. Car Insurance is impossible to understand; you will never know if or when you are covered driving someone else's vehicle
188. The 2020 election was suspect in a number of ways
189. COVID-19 is being exaggerated for political purposes by the Left
190. Seinfeld is the greatest sitcom of all time. Curb your Enthusiasm is hard to get into
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3993003&forum_id=2#43126480)
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Date: March 6th, 2022 7:51 PM Author: Magenta lodge doctorate
191. Vaccines cause injuries, the awareness of which the government, media, and corporations are wont to suppress.
192. Ukraine is a country in Europe.
193. Vaccine mandates are unconstitutional
194. The 2020 election was rife with fraud, the evidence for which was thrown out on various technicalities
195. Coronavirus came from China
196. The Democratic party used The Coronavirus as a political weapon against Donald Trump, at the expense of the wellbeing of the American people and the world at large
197. Dodge Rams are unreliable, with exception of the Cummins diesel variants
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3993003&forum_id=2#44098179)
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Date: September 17th, 2023 1:55 PM Author: Magenta lodge doctorate
198. COVID vaccines are known to have caused myocarditis
199. COVID was Engineered in a lab
200. Bill Gates is buying Land, killing lots of 3rd worlders, wants to control the population of earth, and was friends with Epstein and probably went to his Island.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3993003&forum_id=2#46807945) |
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