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Houston attorney being sought on BEASTIALITY charges

After he accidentally produced videos in litigation. http...
spruce home karate
  05/22/26
superior anglo culture
mischievous goyim
  05/24/26
a white nationalist might argue that the positive white ster...
mischievous goyim
  05/24/26
dogfucking isnt a cumskin thing bro. dont stereotype them.
mischievous goyim
  05/24/26
white people are the most benevolent, humane, and civilized ...
mischievous goyim
  05/24/26
Wow yeah this one case totally refutes that generalization y...
mischievous goyim
  05/24/26
Oh, so one counterexample does refute a generalization? D...
mischievous goyim
  05/24/26
tons of chinks, niggers, and spics get caught fucking dogs e...
mischievous goyim
  06/10/26
the "West" doesn't exist. there's America and ther...
mischievous goyim
  06/10/26
Denise Frazier https://www.dailymail.com/news/article-1...
mischievous goyim
  06/26/26
yeah that is DEFINITELY an asian female dogfucker
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Website: https://www.swainlawtexas.com/about
spruce home karate
  05/22/26
In case you are wondering, yes, you will find photos of his ...
spruce home karate
  05/22/26
"Authorities say she positively identified both Swain a...
Slimy chapel double fault
  05/22/26
Shipley the dog tp
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Clients not thrilled: https://x.com/captainelcapo/status/205...
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  05/22/26
His moniker?
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  05/22/26
Colt
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Disco Fries
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“She then left him and took the dog with her”
iridescent judgmental half-breed becky
  05/22/26
Really puts the B in LGBTQ+
burgundy knife
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Hot church
  05/23/26
But she was old enough in dog years!
burgundy knife
  05/22/26
So a dog licking your cock is illegal now?
Fragrant chrome quadroon den
  05/22/26
I thought this was America
burgundy knife
  05/22/26
it's usually spelled "bestiality" which is an inte...
Swashbuckling pontificating crotch
  05/22/26
(Guy who thinks about these things)
spruce home karate
  05/22/26
Cums from the Latin bestialis ("of or relating to a bea...
Blathering Organic Girlfriend
  05/22/26
man's BEST friend
Orchid kitchen
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SO WHEN WOMEN DO IT ITS FINE DOG PILL DENIED
snowy generalized bond corner
  05/22/26
Oh shit, this dude was balling: https://www.har.com/homedeta...
spruce home karate
  05/22/26
all that space, wife still doesn't allow a dude a bit of pri...
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what a snoozefest. i'm not a texasmo, but 2.6 for that, in ...
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It’s in the second best neighborhood.
spruce home karate
  05/22/26
why does every room look so fucking tiny
snowy generalized bond corner
  05/22/26
Cpap in bedroom photo. Confirmed poaster.
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Disco Fries, do NOT click the link
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spruce home karate
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Yeah, and he had a really big house, too.
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spruce home karate
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Guessing it’s going to be on the market soon
spruce home karate
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jfc no taste. what's even the point.
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That's awful. Range top on the kitchen island. TV just set o...
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There's a lot of this going around. My friend had a client w...
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Where was he allowed to marry his dog?
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Wasn't an official wedding. It was some kind of zoophilian o...
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Amazing 🐶
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This isn't a joke? What do you think was in the psychology o...
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Not a joke. I have no idea why anyone would want to do this....
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One of those rare things where you KNOW the perp is white.
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But wouldn’t have guessed man.
spruce home karate
  05/22/26
lol
Slimy chapel double fault
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Well, yeah, the dog was in the bedroom.
Shivering opaque faggot firefighter
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wife MAF because she caught the dog with an outside party
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Apparently he was banging hookers too
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fruit of the poisonous tree, she had no right to put up thos...
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Link?
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i'm just doing a classic law & order impersonation, it's...
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Shrimp PoBoy leaking jizz
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https://x.com/bigangrylaw/status/2058084920803594310?s=46
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Watch out, he's out on bail: https://x.com/theshellbelle/sta...
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LMAO, the PETA people are considering protesting that he was...
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His lawyer: https://www.cogdell-law.com/attorney/osso-anthon...
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That’s who you hire when you are FUCKED. There’...
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They have a pretty sick IG
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if they have him on video what does the defense even argue h...
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Try to negotiate a favorable plea based on no prior record.
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Killself seems appropriate
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The rare situation where the wife has a duty to commit an ho...
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Shipley was asking for it.
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AI
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The dog consented. Hire an expert in dog psychology. Maybe a...
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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:13 PM
Author: spruce home karate

After he accidentally produced videos in litigation.

https://x.com/theshellbelle/status/2057778672266817750?s=46

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2#49894322)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 9:26 PM
Author: mischievous goyim

superior anglo culture

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2#49899141)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 9:27 PM
Author: mischievous goyim

a white nationalist might argue that the positive white stereotypes are true and the negative ones (which are what you're referring to) are false. If you're so determined to go around telling everyone that the negative stereotypes are true, then you have to actually provide evidence for them, otherwise we can assume you're just another resentful third-worlder

Date: October 29th, 2025 11:02 PM

Author: Pumonymous

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4307783&forum_id=2#49386554



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2#49899144)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 9:29 PM
Author: mischievous goyim

dogfucking isnt a cumskin thing bro. dont stereotype them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2#49899153)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 9:31 PM
Author: mischievous goyim

white people are the most benevolent, humane, and civilized of all the world's peoples, 1000x over.

whatever sins whites have committed, these are nothing next to the barbarisms of other races.

without the influence of whites, humanity would (will) exist in an animal state.

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4042432&forum_id=2#36554919

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2#49899164)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 9:37 PM
Author: mischievous goyim

Wow yeah this one case totally refutes that generalization you gigantic idiot

Date: October 8th, 2025 1:32 AM

Author: Pumonymous

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5784144&forum_id=2#49333634

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2#49899176)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 11:03 PM
Author: mischievous goyim

Oh, so one counterexample does refute a generalization?

Date: June 10th, 2026 8:22 PM

Author: Pumonymous

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1903735&forum_id=2#49929163

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2#49899283)



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Date: June 10th, 2026 8:34 PM
Author: mischievous goyim

tons of chinks, niggers, and spics get caught fucking dogs every day bro. its not a cumskin thing. DONT STEREOTYPE CUMSKINS!!!!1111

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2#49929205)



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Date: June 10th, 2026 11:19 PM
Author: mischievous goyim

the "West" doesn't exist. there's America and there's the third world.

Date: March 11th, 2026 10:29 AM

Author: dino bravo

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5844333&forum_id=2#49734282

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2#49929657)



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Date: June 26th, 2026 12:31 AM
Author: mischievous goyim

Denise Frazier

https://www.dailymail.com/news/article-11948195/Moment-Mississippi-woman-19-arrested-video-showing-having-intercourse-DOG.html

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2#49963539)



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Date: August 5th, 2026 11:26 PM
Author: nyuug

yeah that is DEFINITELY an asian female dogfucker

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2#50048514)



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Date: August 6th, 2026 12:02 AM
Author: nyuug



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2#50048557)



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Date: August 6th, 2026 7:51 PM
Author: nyuug



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2#50050290)



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Date: August 6th, 2026 9:30 PM
Author: nyuug



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2#50050522)



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Date: August 10th, 2026 8:59 PM
Author: nyuug



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2#50059489)



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Date: June 26th, 2026 12:38 AM
Author: mischievous goyim



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2#49963546)



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Date: July 1st, 2026 1:12 AM
Author: mischievous goyim



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2#49972832)



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Date: June 14th, 2026 4:42 PM
Author: mischievous goyim



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2#49938223)



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Date: June 17th, 2026 9:12 PM
Author: mischievous goyim



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2#49945345)



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Date: June 21st, 2026 6:28 PM
Author: mischievous goyim



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2#49953839)



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Date: June 21st, 2026 9:09 PM
Author: mischievous goyim



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2#49954304)



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Date: May 27th, 2026 9:01 PM
Author: mischievous goyim



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2#49904544)



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Date: May 27th, 2026 10:56 PM
Author: mischievous goyim



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2#49904624)



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Date: May 28th, 2026 4:51 PM
Author: mischievous goyim



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2#49905354)



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Date: June 3rd, 2026 8:40 PM
Author: mischievous goyim



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2#49913982)



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Date: June 3rd, 2026 11:42 PM
Author: mischievous goyim



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2#49914244)



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Date: June 4th, 2026 9:38 PM
Author: mischievous goyim



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2#49916225)



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Date: June 7th, 2026 11:49 PM
Author: mischievous goyim



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2#49921504)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:14 PM
Author: spruce home karate

Website: https://www.swainlawtexas.com/about

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2#49894325)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:16 PM
Author: spruce home karate

In case you are wondering, yes, you will find photos of his teen daughters at the link.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2#49894888)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:15 PM
Author: Slimy chapel double fault

"Authorities say she positively identified both Swain and the dog in the video."



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2#49894331)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:17 PM
Author: spruce home karate

Shipley the dog tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2#49894339)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:19 PM
Author: spruce home karate

Clients not thrilled: https://x.com/captainelcapo/status/2057866318011928948?s=46

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2#49894341)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:43 PM
Author: Fragrant chrome quadroon den



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2#49894393)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:33 PM
Author: glassy racy genital piercing

His moniker?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2#49894372)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:34 PM
Author: spruce home karate

Colt

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2#49894376)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:36 PM
Author: burgundy knife



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2#49894382)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 3:29 PM
Author: umber angry gaming laptop



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2#49894534)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 3:56 PM
Author: snowy generalized bond corner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2#49894592)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:39 PM
Author: internet-worthy aquamarine legal warrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2#49894952)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:22 PM
Author: jade casino

Disco Fries

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2#49894902)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:39 PM
Author: iridescent judgmental half-breed becky

“She then left him and took the dog with her”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2#49894384)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:39 PM
Author: burgundy knife

Really puts the B in LGBTQ+

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2#49894386)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 12:21 PM
Author: Hot church



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2#49896189)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:41 PM
Author: burgundy knife

But she was old enough in dog years!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2#49894390)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:43 PM
Author: Fragrant chrome quadroon den

So a dog licking your cock is illegal now?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2#49894392)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:48 PM
Author: burgundy knife

I thought this was America

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2#49894400)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 3:34 PM
Author: Swashbuckling pontificating crotch

it's usually spelled "bestiality" which is an interesting etymological question; why drop the "a" ?



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2#49894548)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 5:05 PM
Author: spruce home karate

(Guy who thinks about these things)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2#49894737)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 5:21 PM
Author: Blathering Organic Girlfriend

Cums from the Latin bestialis ("of or relating to a beast")

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2#49894764)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 8:49 PM
Author: Orchid kitchen

man's BEST friend

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2#49895248)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 3:56 PM
Author: snowy generalized bond corner

SO WHEN WOMEN DO IT ITS FINE

DOG PILL DENIED

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2#49894593)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:19 PM
Author: spruce home karate

Oh shit, this dude was balling: https://www.har.com/homedetail/11723-providence-park-houston-tx-77024/8806610

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2#49894892)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:23 PM
Author: jade casino

all that space, wife still doesn't allow a dude a bit of privacy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2#49894904)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:26 PM
Author: Lavender ticket booth

what a snoozefest. i'm not a texasmo, but 2.6 for that, in houston?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2#49894918)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:39 PM
Author: spruce home karate

It’s in the second best neighborhood.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2#49894951)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:43 PM
Author: snowy generalized bond corner

why does every room look so fucking tiny

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2#49894961)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:47 PM
Author: iridescent judgmental half-breed becky

Cpap in bedroom photo. Confirmed poaster.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2#49894967)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:55 PM
Author: Slimy chapel double fault

Disco Fries, do NOT click the link

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2#49894981)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 7:23 PM
Author: spruce home karate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2#49895055)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 11:28 AM
Author: Shivering opaque faggot firefighter

Yeah, and he had a really big house, too.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2#49896118)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 5:21 PM
Author: spruce home karate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2#49896763)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 5:22 PM
Author: spruce home karate

Guessing it’s going to be on the market soon

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2#49896765)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 5:49 PM
Author: flesh windowlicker

jfc no taste. what's even the point.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2#49896807)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 10:27 PM
Author: Fragrant chrome quadroon den

That's awful. Range top on the kitchen island. TV just set on a credenza. Bitch ass buck hanging in the office. Bed facing the wardrobe and can lights in the master and bath. Tiny pink porch with a tiny back yard. What a fucking disaster no wonder this dude was doing what he did.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2#49899251)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:21 PM
Author: razzmatazz dull patrolman jew

mods

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2#49894900)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:33 PM
Author: Crystalline gas station kitty cat

There's a lot of this going around. My friend had a client who married his dog. After the client died the dog vanished, presumably hijacked by a fellow cynophilist. The great part is that nobody knew any of this until the female probate paralegal went to the home of the deceased to start inventorying the estate. There were pictures. To quote my friend,referring to the deceased's former doggie spouse, "She turned out to be a real bitch."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2#49894936)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 7:30 PM
Author: Concupiscible giraffe station

Where was he allowed to marry his dog?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2#49895068)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 12:23 AM
Author: Crystalline gas station kitty cat

Wasn't an official wedding. It was some kind of zoophilian organization that married people to animals and made out marriage certificates. Paralegal found the marriage certificate and the wedding photos. Forgot to ask about what the cake was made of. Tempted to make a woofer comment, but I'm no prize myself.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2#49895725)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 12:30 AM
Author: Concupiscible giraffe station

Amazing 🐶

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2#49895736)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 7:32 PM
Author: Histrionic community account

This isn't a joke? What do you think was in the psychology of the guys who do this - any common patterns in dog fuckers

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2#49895073)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 12:26 AM
Author: Crystalline gas station kitty cat

Not a joke. I have no idea why anyone would want to do this. It must be a deeply rooted and not terribly uncommon human perversion, or variation if you prefer. There are bestiality porn sites and, as I discovered, associations of people with these inclinations. Lately we have furries, too. We need an abnormal psychologist to weigh in. Psychologists are all abnormal, but you get my drift.

Wikipedia opines, in part:

In many, if not most, jurisdictions, there is no legal precedent for marrying another animal, however; several individuals claim to have done so.

In 1992, an American man named Mark Matthews married his horse. He wrote a memoir describing the concealment of his zoophilia from his Methodist family.[9][10][11][12]

In 2005, an American man ordained with the Universal Life Church married humans and their pets.[13]

A British woman who married her dog created the website MarryYourPet.com, after she became ordained to marry humans with their pets, and has performed about 100 ceremonies.[13][14]

In 2005, another British woman reportedly married a dolphin.[15]

The Sudanese goat marriage incident made headlines in 2006, when a man was forced to marry a goat after being caught in a sexual interaction with it.[16]

Other reports of marriage include animals such as dogs, cats, frogs, and a dolphin.[17][18][19][20][21]

Other incidents of human animal relations took place in 2010, when 18-year-old Balinese man Ngurah Alit was found having sexual intercourse with a cow, who he claimed flirted with him.[22] As part of a Pecaruan ritual, the man was forced to marry the animal.[22] The ceremony was thought to cleanse the village of the immoral act of bestiality.[22] The cow was drowned in the ocean, while Alit's clothes were symbolically submerged in the sea as well.[22]

In 2013, a Brazilian man reportedly married a goat in a Satanic church after his plan was rejected by his evangelical church.[23]

In 2014, internet hoaxer Paul Horner staged a ceremony where he married his pet dog at the Chapel of Our Lady at the Presidio in San Francisco.[24] Many news outlets reported the incident as reality.[25][26]

See also



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2#49895730)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:34 PM
Author: Buck-toothed citrine pocket flask theatre

One of those rare things where you KNOW the perp is white.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2#49894939)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:40 PM
Author: spruce home karate

But wouldn’t have guessed man.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2#49894955)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:56 PM
Author: Slimy chapel double fault

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2#49894985)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 11:30 AM
Author: Shivering opaque faggot firefighter

Well, yeah, the dog was in the bedroom.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2#49896120)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 7:01 PM
Author: fuchsia pisswyrm

wife MAF because she caught the dog with an outside party

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2#49895002)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 7:29 PM
Author: spruce home karate

Apparently he was banging hookers too

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2#49895066)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 8:58 PM
Author: fuchsia pisswyrm

fruit of the poisonous tree, she had no right to put up those cameras. the tape is out

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2#49895275)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 6:11 AM
Author: spruce home karate

Link?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2#49895899)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 12:14 PM
Author: fuchsia pisswyrm

i'm just doing a classic law & order impersonation, it's probably not germane to the case at hand and this guy is really going to go to prison for animal cruelty in TEXAS for this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2#49896172)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 7:30 PM
Author: Bronze space

Shrimp PoBoy leaking jizz

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2#49895070)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 9:45 AM
Author: spruce home karate

https://x.com/bigangrylaw/status/2058084920803594310?s=46

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2#49896073)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 5:05 PM
Author: spruce home karate

Watch out, he's out on bail: https://x.com/theshellbelle/status/2058569279746834937?s=20

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2#49898723)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 5:06 PM
Author: spruce home karate

LMAO, the PETA people are considering protesting that he was granted bond.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2#49898727)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 5:10 PM
Author: spruce home karate

His lawyer: https://www.cogdell-law.com/attorney/osso-anthony/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2#49898732)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 9:25 PM
Author: Titillating Property

That’s who you hire when you are FUCKED.

There’s another Houston lawyer who hired the same team for his upcoming trial (and that one has a missing body).

Another Houston lawyer hired these guys a couple years ago after he got caught poisoning his wife in a botched attempted abortion. He’s celebrating Memorial Day in the dormitory of century old prison farm down on the bayou.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2#49899140)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 9:38 PM
Author: spruce home karate

They have a pretty sick IG

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2#49899183)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 7:53 PM
Author: fuchsia pisswyrm

if they have him on video what does the defense even argue here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2#49898996)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 8:00 PM
Author: Marvelous Point

Try to negotiate a favorable plea based on no prior record.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2#49899008)



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Date: May 27th, 2026 9:28 PM
Author: Poppy base

Killself seems appropriate

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2#49904576)



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Date: June 17th, 2026 9:20 PM
Author: Hyperventilating Frum Lay

The rare situation where the wife has a duty to commit an honor killing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2#49945378)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 9:22 PM
Author: spruce home karate

Shipley was asking for it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2#49899136)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 9:40 PM
Author: jade casino

AI

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2#49899187)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 10:31 PM
Author: Fragrant chrome quadroon den

"Could've been a Korean boy..."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2#49899254)



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Date: May 25th, 2026 11:24 AM
Author: Autistic walnut tanning salon azn

The dog consented. Hire an expert in dog psychology. Maybe a dog hypnotist. I don’t want to spend too much time thinking about this unless I’m getting paid.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2#49899877)