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Came to “Outback Steakhouse” for the first time tonight. LMAO

Amerikkkans choose to go out and eat this goyslop?
Fantasy-prone point
  04/06/26
That's international cuisine you're talking about buddy
Vibrant Frozen Messiness Temple
  04/07/26
do they have those in hawaii? it used to be better IMO
Sapphire Electric Furnace Filthpig
  04/06/26
I don't think I've seen one. But I'm presently in Seattle, ...
Fantasy-prone point
  04/06/26
Top or bottom surgery?
Laughsome lodge patrolman
  04/06/26
Top but still
Fantasy-prone point
  04/06/26
That's a crime against humanity
Laughsome lodge patrolman
  04/06/26
Not in my opinion. In fact just today at the preop the surg...
Fantasy-prone point
  04/07/26
https://youtu.be/ujF8dpyk5XE
Mauve round eye
  04/07/26
I want my child's surgeon ranting about the president during...
electric bistre range
  04/07/26
Well I hardly had time to administer an IQ test given the ti...
Fantasy-prone point
  04/07/26
Would you have walked away if the gender affirmation surgeon...
electric bistre range
  04/07/26
Of course. I've yet to meet an intelligent Trumpmo.
Fantasy-prone point
  04/07/26
Date: April 6th, 2026 11:27 PM Author: Emotionally + Physic...
scarlet startling stage sound barrier
  04/12/26
This is insane and evil
Seedy Bright Heaven Shitlib
  04/12/26
did you stay by the airport or something? should've gone in...
citrine alcoholic indian lodge
  04/06/26
Wow. Do you have some kind of remote-viewing ability?
Fantasy-prone point
  04/07/26
How tf did your kid grow boobs if she was juiced to the gill...
Mauve round eye
  04/07/26
The standard of care is to not start them on blockers until ...
Fantasy-prone point
  04/07/26
You should be in jail
Mauve round eye
  04/07/26
I will never be "jailed," I will never be "ch...
Fantasy-prone point
  04/07/26
"come to me you lisping faggot" said the nigger fi...
crusty base fat ankles
  04/06/26
Even disco hasn't eaten at outback in like a decade jfc boom...
Deranged boltzmann
  04/06/26
My point is that I'd never been in my life. But they have o...
Fantasy-prone point
  04/06/26
He got banned after passing out in the parking lot
Infuriating cracking theatre knife
  04/07/26
Blooming onion is 180
twinkling pocket flask public bath
  04/06/26
We got that. It sucks. Might as well just put out a bowl o...
Fantasy-prone point
  04/06/26
Objectively wrong
twinkling pocket flask public bath
  04/06/26
Proles have all moved on to Texas Roadhouse
Lavender field
  04/06/26
trump's tarrif's on austrailia made it impossible for outbac...
Floppy french chef
  04/07/26
...
lake rehab
  04/07/26
hey man this is triggering for a certain poa
misanthropic frisky circlehead
  04/06/26
Whoa. I really do not enjoy restaurants anymore. So I’...
plum 180 sanctuary stock car
  04/07/26
Lol, Bucca di Beppo is the goyslop of Italian food in CA. A...
Fantasy-prone point
  04/07/26
Yeah options by Disneyland were limited.
plum 180 sanctuary stock car
  04/07/26
this. any franchise / chain restaurant is pure SyscoSlop
Crimson cruise ship
  04/07/26
cr but the "ethnic" places have headed that same w...
Thriller massive voyeur roast beef
  04/07/26
I was at a conference once in the area and there are few goo...
Dashing Cuckold Dingle Berry
  04/07/26
...
Fantasy-prone point
  04/07/26
LJL--I was on a big, extended family trip to Disney a couple...
lake rehab
  04/07/26
it is filling the space that Ponderosa used to occupy, for p...
Sticky awkward jap university
  04/07/26
Goddamn, maybe there's something to MAHA after all
Fantasy-prone point
  04/07/26
Use to eat at one all the time with my ex-gf in San Diego. I...
insecure alcoholic whorehouse
  04/07/26
I can't believe I read all of this.
crusty base fat ankles
  04/07/26
chilmata is a bort legend but this is not one of his best po...
Mauve round eye
  04/07/26
He’s been complete shit since the Asian Human Resource...
mint zombie-like cumskin faggot firefighter
  04/07/26
Oh you rike a jarapenyo bager?
insecure alcoholic whorehouse
  04/07/26
better than eating at outback
insecure alcoholic whorehouse
  04/07/26
...
Sticky awkward jap university
  04/07/26
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Lascivious hospital telephone
  04/07/26
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plum 180 sanctuary stock car
  04/07/26
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Deranged boltzmann
  04/07/26
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Histrionic sable step-uncle's house
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Diverse marketing idea kitty
  04/07/26
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Impressive Milk
  04/12/26
The best looking couple award is a pretty good line
Vibrant Frozen Messiness Temple
  04/07/26
Mike tweezes his eyebrows.
insecure alcoholic whorehouse
  04/08/26
...
tantric talking nursing home reading party
  04/07/26
"Hey! Just kidding!"
lake rehab
  04/07/26
...
Fantasy-prone point
  04/07/26
the 2nd story is one of the most autistic things i've ever r...
Comical Grizzly Azn
  04/07/26
(new poaster, first day)
lake rehab
  04/07/26
(guy who religiously reads a nearly dead law board)
Comical Grizzly Azn
  04/07/26
Literally laughing, 3 minutes after having moved on, at how ...
Aphrodisiac unholy dopamine goal in life
  04/07/26
Yeah, in the middle of writing it I realized that there was ...
insecure alcoholic whorehouse
  04/07/26
lol, I think you’ve told this story before
shivering market
  04/07/26
"what is this a handsome contest" great story...
Metal excitant parlour
  04/07/26
180 poast classic chilmata
Infuriating cracking theatre knife
  04/07/26
...
electric bistre range
  04/07/26
...
Deranged boltzmann
  04/07/26
Brother don't mind the haters I am LMAOing over here
Vigorous turquoise locale
  04/08/26
Find a small hibachi place and surprise your daughter with a...
concupiscible set death wish
  04/07/26
180
Seedy Bright Heaven Shitlib
  04/07/26
180 visualization
Fantasy-prone point
  04/07/26
...
Impressive Milk
  04/12/26
I used to eat there pretty frequently with my family in the ...
lake rehab
  04/07/26
About the only sysco goyslop I can still eat is wings. ...
Aphrodisiac unholy dopamine goal in life
  04/07/26
It has definitely gotten worse. Previously, more restaurants...
lake rehab
  04/07/26
I worked at a chili's in the 00's, and I don't know that the...
Aphrodisiac unholy dopamine goal in life
  04/07/26
baby back ribs were always disgusting cardbord slop. and ...
Thriller massive voyeur roast beef
  04/07/26
Sysco supplies everyone from abuelitas taco stand to 3 star ...
Diverse marketing idea kitty
  04/07/26
lol i tried jalapeno poppers for the first time in 20 years ...
Thriller massive voyeur roast beef
  04/07/26
Really sad and sick stuff. Food is so fundamental to life an...
lake rehab
  04/07/26
...
talented coiffed hunting ground ratface
  04/08/26
steaks are the worst things on the menu. everything else is ...
Walnut Nowag Volcanic Crater
  04/07/26
You were supposed to go to Texas Roadhouse, my guy
fragrant ticket booth
  04/07/26
I don't think I'm going to eat at "chain restaurants&qu...
Fantasy-prone point
  04/07/26
chain restaurants are fine. castrating your children is not.
Walnut Nowag Volcanic Crater
  04/07/26
You have said the actual truth
Seedy Bright Heaven Shitlib
  04/07/26
Now reverse those and you'll see the world from my perspecti...
Fantasy-prone point
  04/07/26
tbf you can not like chain restaurants and also not be an ev...
Walnut Nowag Volcanic Crater
  04/08/26
Good look filing in Judicial Hellhole(TM) jurisdictions with...
Aphrodisiac unholy dopamine goal in life
  04/07/26
Like Gerry Spence, whenever I go to Judicial Hellholes, I ea...
Fantasy-prone point
  04/07/26
This isn't 1992. ARE country doesn't have locally owned pla...
Aphrodisiac unholy dopamine goal in life
  04/07/26
nah you didn't and the only thing on the menu at your house ...
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  04/08/26
spaceporn showing up, salivating, for a Hannibal Lecter styl...
Sticky awkward jap university
  04/08/26
https://theworld.org/stories/2016/07/31/japanese-artist-cook...
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  04/10/26
The casual way in which Poe drops into conversation that he ...
scarlet startling stage sound barrier
  04/12/26
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Seedy Bright Heaven Shitlib
  04/12/26
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scarlet startling stage sound barrier
  04/12/26
Was it the one near Southcenter? I've eaten there several ti...
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  04/12/26
Your kids are only "trans" because of what happene...
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  04/12/26


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Date: April 6th, 2026 11:05 PM
Author: Fantasy-prone point

Amerikkkans choose to go out and eat this goyslop?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5854384&forum_id=2#49799237)



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Date: April 7th, 2026 1:44 AM
Author: Vibrant Frozen Messiness Temple

That's international cuisine you're talking about buddy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5854384&forum_id=2#49799480)



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Date: April 6th, 2026 11:08 PM
Author: Sapphire Electric Furnace Filthpig

do they have those in hawaii?

it used to be better IMO

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5854384&forum_id=2#49799248)



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Date: April 6th, 2026 11:27 PM
Author: Fantasy-prone point

I don't think I've seen one. But I'm presently in Seattle, for a minor surgery for my 16 yo.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5854384&forum_id=2#49799280)



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Date: April 6th, 2026 11:30 PM
Author: Laughsome lodge patrolman

Top or bottom surgery?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5854384&forum_id=2#49799284)



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Date: April 6th, 2026 11:35 PM
Author: Fantasy-prone point

Top but still

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5854384&forum_id=2#49799296)



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Date: April 6th, 2026 11:41 PM
Author: Laughsome lodge patrolman

That's a crime against humanity

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5854384&forum_id=2#49799313)



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Date: April 7th, 2026 12:28 AM
Author: Fantasy-prone point

Not in my opinion. In fact just today at the preop the surgeon was railing against Mr. Trump and how he's the one who's immoral around this topic.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5854384&forum_id=2#49799383)



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Date: April 7th, 2026 1:06 AM
Author: Mauve round eye

https://youtu.be/ujF8dpyk5XE

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5854384&forum_id=2#49799429)



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Date: April 7th, 2026 11:37 AM
Author: electric bistre range

I want my child's surgeon ranting about the president during an appointment.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5854384&forum_id=2#49800177)



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Date: April 7th, 2026 1:08 PM
Author: Fantasy-prone point

Well I hardly had time to administer an IQ test given the time constraints, so I used Trump support as a proxy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5854384&forum_id=2#49800430)



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Date: April 7th, 2026 2:20 PM
Author: electric bistre range

Would you have walked away if the gender affirmation surgeon was a Trumpmo?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5854384&forum_id=2#49800669)



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Date: April 7th, 2026 2:59 PM
Author: Fantasy-prone point

Of course. I've yet to meet an intelligent Trumpmo.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5854384&forum_id=2#49800810)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 4:45 AM
Author: scarlet startling stage sound barrier

Date: April 6th, 2026 11:27 PM

Author: Emotionally + Physically Abusive Ex-Husband (oppose bitchbois)

I don't think I've seen one. But I'm presently in Seattle, for a minor surgery for my 16 yo.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5854384&forum_id=2#49799280)

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Date: April 6th, 2026 11:30 PM

Author: Nyolent Vigor

Top or bottom surgery?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5854384&forum_id=2#49799284)

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Date: April 6th, 2026 11:35 PM

Author: Emotionally + Physically Abusive Ex-Husband (oppose bitchbois)

Top but still

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5854384&forum_id=2#49811874)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 4:39 PM
Author: Seedy Bright Heaven Shitlib

This is insane and evil

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5854384&forum_id=2#49812818)



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Date: April 6th, 2026 11:54 PM
Author: citrine alcoholic indian lodge

did you stay by the airport or something? should've gone into the city so your zhild could meet some alternative folx

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5854384&forum_id=2#49799334)



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Date: April 7th, 2026 12:25 AM
Author: Fantasy-prone point

Wow. Do you have some kind of remote-viewing ability?



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5854384&forum_id=2#49799377)



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Date: April 7th, 2026 1:09 AM
Author: Mauve round eye

How tf did your kid grow boobs if she was juiced to the gills on T since age 11?

Also isn't she like 6'4"? Does she have a beard lmao. They always have beards.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5854384&forum_id=2#49799431)



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Date: April 7th, 2026 1:12 PM
Author: Fantasy-prone point

The standard of care is to not start them on blockers until the first signs of puberty. So he had what they call "breast buds." He's got a lot of muscles like his old man, so you really wouldn't be able to tell if you just saw him on the beach, but upon close inspection there is a little puffiness around the nipples.

Have you seen my boobs btw?

https://imgur.com/a/you-don-t-have-to-age-Z2XoVcy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5854384&forum_id=2#49800446)



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Date: April 7th, 2026 1:32 PM
Author: Mauve round eye

You should be in jail

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5854384&forum_id=2#49800523)



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Date: April 7th, 2026 2:59 PM
Author: Fantasy-prone point

I will never be "jailed," I will never be "charged with a crime"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5854384&forum_id=2#49800811)



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Date: April 6th, 2026 11:15 PM
Author: crusty base fat ankles

"come to me you lisping faggot" said the nigger filled slophouse

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5854384&forum_id=2#49799262)



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Date: April 6th, 2026 11:30 PM
Author: Deranged boltzmann

Even disco hasn't eaten at outback in like a decade jfc boomer

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5854384&forum_id=2#49799283)



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Date: April 6th, 2026 11:36 PM
Author: Fantasy-prone point

My point is that I'd never been in my life. But they have one by our hotel so I was like, "I should try out this little slice of Oz at least once."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5854384&forum_id=2#49799301)



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Date: April 7th, 2026 12:43 AM
Author: Infuriating cracking theatre knife

He got banned after passing out in the parking lot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5854384&forum_id=2#49799403)



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Date: April 6th, 2026 11:30 PM
Author: twinkling pocket flask public bath

Blooming onion is 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5854384&forum_id=2#49799285)



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Date: April 6th, 2026 11:36 PM
Author: Fantasy-prone point

We got that. It sucks. Might as well just put out a bowl of Nacho Doritos.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5854384&forum_id=2#49799298)



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Date: April 6th, 2026 11:38 PM
Author: twinkling pocket flask public bath

Objectively wrong

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5854384&forum_id=2#49799305)



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Date: April 6th, 2026 11:36 PM
Author: Lavender field

Proles have all moved on to Texas Roadhouse

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5854384&forum_id=2#49799300)



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Date: April 7th, 2026 9:01 AM
Author: Floppy french chef

trump's tarrif's on austrailia made it impossible for outback to compete with trh

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5854384&forum_id=2#49799692)



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Date: April 7th, 2026 9:17 AM
Author: lake rehab



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5854384&forum_id=2#49799739)



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Date: April 6th, 2026 11:41 PM
Author: misanthropic frisky circlehead

hey man this is triggering for a certain poa

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5854384&forum_id=2#49799312)



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Date: April 7th, 2026 12:03 AM
Author: plum 180 sanctuary stock car

Whoa. I really do not enjoy restaurants anymore. So I’m not surprised it sucks. I took my family to a place called Bucca di Beppo outside of Disneyland last year. We were the only ones in that place. It was a little weird.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5854384&forum_id=2#49799353)



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Date: April 7th, 2026 12:27 AM
Author: Fantasy-prone point

Lol, Bucca di Beppo is the goyslop of Italian food in CA. American restaurants in 2026 are just a disaster outside of pure "ethnic" places.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5854384&forum_id=2#49799380)



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Date: April 7th, 2026 12:58 AM
Author: plum 180 sanctuary stock car

Yeah options by Disneyland were limited.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5854384&forum_id=2#49799420)



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Date: April 7th, 2026 1:24 AM
Author: Crimson cruise ship

this. any franchise / chain restaurant is pure SyscoSlop

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5854384&forum_id=2#49799443)



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Date: April 7th, 2026 9:53 AM
Author: Thriller massive voyeur roast beef

cr but the "ethnic" places have headed that same way. so many shitty thai/chinese/indian places with clearly premade food

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5854384&forum_id=2#49799814)



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Date: April 7th, 2026 8:44 AM
Author: Dashing Cuckold Dingle Berry

I was at a conference once in the area and there are few good restaurants and most were booked. Bucca was booked too and we had dinner there. Was a surreal experience seeing so many big lawyers and bankers dressed in nice suits all cramming in and eating this slop with the tacky decor everywhere.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5854384&forum_id=2#49799664)



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Date: April 7th, 2026 12:55 PM
Author: Fantasy-prone point



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5854384&forum_id=2#49800385)



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Date: April 7th, 2026 9:21 AM
Author: lake rehab

LJL--I was on a big, extended family trip to Disney a couple years ago and we ordered a few big pasta platters from there for delivery. We had a spicy pasta that was highly cr.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5854384&forum_id=2#49799748)



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Date: April 7th, 2026 12:41 AM
Author: Sticky awkward jap university

it is filling the space that Ponderosa used to occupy, for people who like their steaks thin and grey



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5854384&forum_id=2#49799395)



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Date: April 7th, 2026 12:45 AM
Author: Fantasy-prone point

Goddamn, maybe there's something to MAHA after all

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5854384&forum_id=2#49799406)



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Date: April 7th, 2026 1:19 AM
Author: insecure alcoholic whorehouse

Use to eat at one all the time with my ex-gf in San Diego. I think the sirloins might be processed or something. Its hard to explain but it is really weird. Two quick stories.

One time eating my sirloin dinner with my ex-gf I found a bunch of staples in my baked potato. There was no risk of me eating them, they weren't hidden or anything. IIRC, it was covered in tin foil and then when I opened it up the staples were in the tin foil or something.

It was like 15 staples. They were loose, but together and it wasn't like I went to take a bite and then saw a staple. I opened my potato and was all, "Holy shit, there's a bunch of fucking staples in my potato."

I wasn't mad or anything, I just flagged the waiter down and gave him my potato and asked for a new potato.

The waiter was predictably, "Oh, wow, holy shit, ok, let me get you a new potato," and then the manager came over who was understandably suspicious of the whole story.

I didn't complain, I didn't ask for anything for free, but she was still suspicious as fuck and I was borderline offended.

They gave me a free meal.

My other story is one time I was in that same Outback just having a beer after work, don't ask me why I was drinking a beer in Outback. I might have gone to get a bloomin onion and watch a basketball game, who knows, it was 20 years ago, but I can tell you it was the only time I ever went to that or any other Outback for a beer. Anyways.

While I'm sitting there I see a lawyer I used to work with just the year before. We shared an office when I started out solo and then I joined a firm, so its now a year or so later and I see him with his fiance.

I tell the bartender I want to buy them both beers. They are both drinking beers out of the Outback's patented frosted mugs. I just remembered the frosted mugs. Maybe that's why I was there drinking a beer. Hmmm. Anyways.

I tell the bartender that when she brings them the beers tell them the beers are free because they are the best looking couple in the restaurant.

They really were a good looking couple. Both of them probably could have been models. And they knew it. They were pretty cool people, I never really got to know her but she seemed cool. Mike was cool. I was bored, just wanted to see their reactions I guess.

So I watch as the bartender brings them their drinks and explain that they won an award (I think that is what I had her tell them) for being the best looking couple in the bar.

When the realized they got beers for free they got really excited and were all smiles and then when they learned the reason, they kind of paused and looked confused. I was only a couple of feet away so I jumped off my bar stool and was all, "Hey! Just kidding!"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5854384&forum_id=2#49799441)



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Date: April 7th, 2026 1:41 AM
Author: crusty base fat ankles

I can't believe I read all of this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5854384&forum_id=2#49799477)



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Date: April 7th, 2026 1:44 AM
Author: Mauve round eye

chilmata is a bort legend but this is not one of his best poasts

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5854384&forum_id=2#49799481)



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Date: April 7th, 2026 11:33 AM
Author: mint zombie-like cumskin faggot firefighter

He’s been complete shit since the Asian Human Resources cunt saga

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5854384&forum_id=2#49800150)



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Date: April 7th, 2026 2:51 PM
Author: insecure alcoholic whorehouse

Oh you rike a jarapenyo bager?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5854384&forum_id=2#49800787)



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Date: April 7th, 2026 1:45 AM
Author: insecure alcoholic whorehouse

better than eating at outback

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5854384&forum_id=2#49799482)



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Date: April 7th, 2026 2:14 AM
Author: Sticky awkward jap university



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5854384&forum_id=2#49799495)



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Date: April 7th, 2026 3:29 AM
Author: Lascivious hospital telephone



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5854384&forum_id=2#49799517)



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Date: April 7th, 2026 7:41 AM
Author: plum 180 sanctuary stock car



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5854384&forum_id=2#49799595)



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Date: April 7th, 2026 8:05 AM
Author: Deranged boltzmann



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5854384&forum_id=2#49799627)



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Date: April 7th, 2026 8:41 AM
Author: Histrionic sable step-uncle's house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5854384&forum_id=2#49799656)



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Date: April 7th, 2026 8:49 AM
Author: Diverse marketing idea kitty



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5854384&forum_id=2#49799668)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 8:56 PM
Author: Impressive Milk



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5854384&forum_id=2#49813273)



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Date: April 7th, 2026 1:49 AM
Author: Vibrant Frozen Messiness Temple

The best looking couple award is a pretty good line

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5854384&forum_id=2#49799486)



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Date: April 8th, 2026 3:31 AM
Author: insecure alcoholic whorehouse

Mike tweezes his eyebrows.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5854384&forum_id=2#49802980)



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Date: April 7th, 2026 7:42 AM
Author: tantric talking nursing home reading party



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5854384&forum_id=2#49799596)



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Date: April 7th, 2026 9:23 AM
Author: lake rehab

"Hey! Just kidding!"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5854384&forum_id=2#49799751)



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Date: April 7th, 2026 12:57 PM
Author: Fantasy-prone point



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5854384&forum_id=2#49800392)



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Date: April 7th, 2026 9:32 AM
Author: Comical Grizzly Azn

the 2nd story is one of the most autistic things i've ever read

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5854384&forum_id=2#49799775)



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Date: April 7th, 2026 9:35 AM
Author: lake rehab

(new poaster, first day)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5854384&forum_id=2#49799779)



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Date: April 7th, 2026 9:36 AM
Author: Comical Grizzly Azn

(guy who religiously reads a nearly dead law board)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5854384&forum_id=2#49799783)



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Date: April 7th, 2026 9:48 AM
Author: Aphrodisiac unholy dopamine goal in life

Literally laughing, 3 minutes after having moved on, at how bad this story was.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5854384&forum_id=2#49799803)



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Date: April 7th, 2026 1:02 PM
Author: insecure alcoholic whorehouse

Yeah, in the middle of writing it I realized that there was no real punchline but I continued on, recklessly.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5854384&forum_id=2#49800408)



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Date: April 7th, 2026 10:04 AM
Author: shivering market

lol, I think you’ve told this story before

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5854384&forum_id=2#49799839)



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Date: April 7th, 2026 10:52 AM
Author: Metal excitant parlour

"what is this a handsome contest"

great story though

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5854384&forum_id=2#49799980)



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Date: April 7th, 2026 11:50 AM
Author: Infuriating cracking theatre knife

180 poast classic chilmata

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5854384&forum_id=2#49800220)



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Date: April 7th, 2026 2:22 PM
Author: electric bistre range



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5854384&forum_id=2#49800679)



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Date: April 7th, 2026 4:11 PM
Author: Deranged boltzmann



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5854384&forum_id=2#49801055)



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Date: April 8th, 2026 2:57 PM
Author: Vigorous turquoise locale

Brother don't mind the haters I am LMAOing over here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5854384&forum_id=2#49804394)



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Date: April 7th, 2026 8:41 AM
Author: concupiscible set death wish

Find a small hibachi place and surprise your daughter with a special post-op treat when her surgeon meets you there with a twine-wrapped butcher paper package for the grill. “Welcome to Moloch’s, my friend,” he says as he joins your table. “I hear the water here is really expensive but that just reminds us of home.”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5854384&forum_id=2#49799657)



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Date: April 7th, 2026 10:55 AM
Author: Seedy Bright Heaven Shitlib

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5854384&forum_id=2#49799997)



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Date: April 7th, 2026 1:12 PM
Author: Fantasy-prone point

180 visualization

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5854384&forum_id=2#49800449)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 8:58 PM
Author: Impressive Milk



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5854384&forum_id=2#49813276)



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Date: April 7th, 2026 9:27 AM
Author: lake rehab

I used to eat there pretty frequently with my family in the 90s. They'd have a wait on Friday and Saturday nights, and a waitress would bring around bloomins onion for waiting patrons to snack on. It was back in the day when you would state whether you wanted the smoking or non-smoking section, and we'd say "first available" on account of the aforementioned weekend wait.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5854384&forum_id=2#49799762)



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Date: April 7th, 2026 9:52 AM
Author: Aphrodisiac unholy dopamine goal in life

About the only sysco goyslop I can still eat is wings.

15-20 years ago I could have fun with classmates/coworkers at an outback or chili's or whatever, but now it seriously tastes like shit to me.

I highly doubt the food has actually gotten worse (although, see, e.g., Reese's PB cups); I've just become an overly fancy faggot who likes minimally processed shit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5854384&forum_id=2#49799810)



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Date: April 7th, 2026 9:59 AM
Author: lake rehab

It has definitely gotten worse. Previously, more restaurants were doing something closer to actually cooking food on site. Now, there is more and more ladeling out pre-made assembly line slop.

E.g., this video about the same jalapeno poppers being served in a bunch of different restaurants across the country. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rXXQTzQXRFc

Even small local places fall victim to this. Why cut up fresh peppers and prepare your own poppers every day, when you can just get them off the back of a Sysco truck?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5854384&forum_id=2#49799830)



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Date: April 7th, 2026 10:04 AM
Author: Aphrodisiac unholy dopamine goal in life

I worked at a chili's in the 00's, and I don't know that there was an "oven" or pots or pans; just a fryer, griddle, microwaves. Soup came from a giant sealed bag. The chips, hilariously, would come in as chips (so not like raw or tortillas or anything) but would still get fried and salted again (which tbf made them delicious; those I would probably still think taste good). The "cooks" were really just heater-uppers.

EDIT: Maybe sysco itself has declined. Like maybe the pre-made soups used to have real cheese, and in the 2010s they discovered that hydrogenized vegetable oil product lasted 30% longer or some shit. Etc.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5854384&forum_id=2#49799840)



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Date: April 7th, 2026 10:53 AM
Author: Thriller massive voyeur roast beef

baby back ribs were always disgusting cardbord slop.

and those werent even "cooks" they were war criminals

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5854384&forum_id=2#49799982)



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Date: April 7th, 2026 4:52 PM
Author: Diverse marketing idea kitty

Sysco supplies everyone from abuelitas taco stand to 3 star Michelin restaurants - it's all about what level of product they order and what they source themselves from local or artesianal providers.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5854384&forum_id=2#49801244)



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Date: April 7th, 2026 10:50 AM
Author: Thriller massive voyeur roast beef

lol i tried jalapeno poppers for the first time in 20 years not so long ago and they were disgusting. used to be my favorite prole food but it was just some velveeta "cheez TM" product inside a green thing and then deep fried.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5854384&forum_id=2#49799976)



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Date: April 7th, 2026 11:39 AM
Author: lake rehab

Really sad and sick stuff. Food is so fundamental to life and being human. Replacing a great portion of calories with assembly-line filler is bad bad.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5854384&forum_id=2#49800185)



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Date: April 8th, 2026 2:49 PM
Author: talented coiffed hunting ground ratface



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5854384&forum_id=2#49804346)



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Date: April 7th, 2026 11:31 AM
Author: Walnut Nowag Volcanic Crater

steaks are the worst things on the menu. everything else is pretty good.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5854384&forum_id=2#49800134)



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Date: April 7th, 2026 1:13 PM
Author: fragrant ticket booth

You were supposed to go to Texas Roadhouse, my guy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5854384&forum_id=2#49800451)



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Date: April 7th, 2026 3:00 PM
Author: Fantasy-prone point

I don't think I'm going to eat at "chain restaurants" anymore

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5854384&forum_id=2#49800812)



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Date: April 7th, 2026 3:47 PM
Author: Walnut Nowag Volcanic Crater

chain restaurants are fine. castrating your children is not.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5854384&forum_id=2#49800943)



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Date: April 7th, 2026 9:20 PM
Author: Seedy Bright Heaven Shitlib

You have said the actual truth

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5854384&forum_id=2#49802305)



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Date: April 7th, 2026 9:22 PM
Author: Fantasy-prone point

Now reverse those and you'll see the world from my perspective.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5854384&forum_id=2#49802320)



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Date: April 8th, 2026 2:48 PM
Author: Walnut Nowag Volcanic Crater

tbf you can not like chain restaurants and also not be an evil piece of human shit who abuses and mutilates their own children

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5854384&forum_id=2#49804337)



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Date: April 7th, 2026 4:56 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac unholy dopamine goal in life

Good look filing in Judicial Hellhole(TM) jurisdictions with that attitude.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5854384&forum_id=2#49801258)



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Date: April 7th, 2026 9:22 PM
Author: Fantasy-prone point

Like Gerry Spence, whenever I go to Judicial Hellholes, I eat strictly in locally owned places, to get a sense for what a potential jury might look and talk like.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5854384&forum_id=2#49802314)



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Date: April 7th, 2026 11:43 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac unholy dopamine goal in life

This isn't 1992. ARE country doesn't have locally owned places. You'll need to hit the applebee's.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5854384&forum_id=2#49802751)



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Date: April 8th, 2026 2:58 PM
Author: Gay affirmative action dog poop

nah you didn't and the only thing on the menu at your house is your poor kid's severed penis

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5854384&forum_id=2#49804396)



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Date: April 8th, 2026 3:15 PM
Author: Sticky awkward jap university

spaceporn showing up, salivating, for a Hannibal Lecter style dinner party



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5854384&forum_id=2#49804454)



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Date: April 10th, 2026 11:14 AM
Author: Balding selfie

https://theworld.org/stories/2016/07/31/japanese-artist-cooks-and-serves-his-own-genitals

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5854384&forum_id=2#49808484)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 4:47 AM
Author: scarlet startling stage sound barrier

The casual way in which Poe drops into conversation that he is having his child physically mutilated and disfigured and then keeps talking chain restaurants is sickening and chilling. Poe, you deserve an early and painful death.

https://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5854384&mc=95&forum_id=2#49811874

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5854384&forum_id=2#49811876)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 4:43 PM
Author: Seedy Bright Heaven Shitlib



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5854384&forum_id=2#49812827)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 5:30 PM
Author: scarlet startling stage sound barrier



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5854384&forum_id=2#49812927)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 8:41 PM
Author: Exhilarant doctorate

Was it the one near Southcenter? I've eaten there several times.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5854384&forum_id=2#49813262)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 8:57 PM
Author: Impressive Milk

Your kids are only "trans" because of what happened with their mom

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5854384&forum_id=2#49813274)