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just listed a house on airbnb for the first time. tips?

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High-end Spectacular Hospital
  08/31/25
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Slimy love of her life indian lodge
  08/31/25
what about a prominent sign "no kfc for 20 miles"
Internet-worthy national corn cake
  08/31/25
If I have to approve each booking will I get banned if I jus...
High-end Spectacular Hospital
  08/31/25
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Slimy love of her life indian lodge
  08/31/25
cant i just say "whoops didnt see my phone"?
High-end Spectacular Hospital
  08/31/25
Update: first booking is a nigger. LJL
High-end Spectacular Hospital
  09/01/25
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Slimy love of her life indian lodge
  09/01/25
theres like no nigs where i live and the closest major city ...
High-end Spectacular Hospital
  09/01/25
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Slimy love of her life indian lodge
  09/01/25
hmm that's no bueno but on the plus side i am in the country...
High-end Spectacular Hospital
  09/01/25
did you really base your plan on the idea that people would ...
mischievous slap-happy roast beef
  09/01/25
well, yes, but also do niggers travel beyond vegas and vario...
High-end Spectacular Hospital
  09/02/25
then why the fuck would people who live within driving dista...
mischievous slap-happy roast beef
  09/02/25
hey its not a shithole
High-end Spectacular Hospital
  09/02/25
so people will want to come from some distance to stay there...
mischievous slap-happy roast beef
  09/02/25
i dont wanna out myself here but theres a fair amount of sem...
High-end Spectacular Hospital
  09/02/25
so you're renting out a country house with no tourist attrac...
mischievous slap-happy roast beef
  09/02/25
theres plenty of local attractions but nothing major to draw...
High-end Spectacular Hospital
  09/02/25
it is cheap and not in the city, that is what draws in guest...
mischievous slap-happy roast beef
  09/02/25
will you come stay at my house? i can be naked and on my kne...
High-end Spectacular Hospital
  09/02/25
a/s/l
mischievous slap-happy roast beef
  09/02/25
16/f/cali
High-end Spectacular Hospital
  09/02/25
17/f/fl, teehee
mischievous slap-happy roast beef
  09/02/25
wanna trade boob pics?
High-end Spectacular Hospital
  09/02/25
lmao it's just some random fucking house in the middle of no...
adventurous senate
  09/02/25
So the first booking (nig) just checked out. She booked it i...
High-end Spectacular Hospital
  09/21/25
Lol ur gonna have a bad time if you ever honestly account fo...
gold passionate cruise ship jew
  09/21/25
I don't collect things, I collect experiences tp
High-end Spectacular Hospital
  09/21/25
But on a serious note I spend maybe 30 mins to get it in con...
High-end Spectacular Hospital
  09/21/25
jfc u are a furking maid, i cld never do that shit just hire...
Olive flirting temple
  10/21/25
Update: I have now hosted 18 unique guests. The worst are th...
High-end Spectacular Hospital
  10/17/25
so these fucking spics are gonna stiff me on that $20
High-end Spectacular Hospital
  10/19/25
You sound like a good host.
pearly idea he suggested tanning salon
  10/19/25
Ty Amanda Reckonwith, welcome to stay any time.
High-end Spectacular Hospital
  10/19/25
happy it's going well. lol at people leaving GLITTER everyw...
lake useless brakes roommate
  10/19/25
It's my former residence, built a bigger home. Those glit...
High-end Spectacular Hospital
  10/21/25
Update: They ended up paying me $20. I spent it on a book ab...
High-end Spectacular Hospital
  11/24/25
how was the book?
milky resort
  12/14/25
I'm at the part in the book where he's just leaving Sapporo....
High-end Spectacular Hospital
  12/14/25
where are we at on this
laughsome cream bbw den
  07/16/26
Isn't that a risk because they will one star you back
vivacious parlor volcanic crater
  11/24/25
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chrome curious newt
  10/19/25
Are you still working as a lawyer? Do you have any xo Eas...
Misanthropic Police Squad
  10/19/25
Yeah - my target with this is only about $20-30k per year. I...
High-end Spectacular Hospital
  10/19/25
The cabin is a great base for your adventures in Green Mount...
Misanthropic Police Squad
  10/20/25
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High-end Spectacular Hospital
  10/21/25
Now how much is the house worth and how much are the propert...
Cheese-eating big-titted lay
  07/16/26
See below - it’s located on acreage and it’s har...
High-end Spectacular Hospital
  07/16/26
Just got a $10 cash tip
High-end Spectacular Hospital
  11/18/25
i bet none of your law clients tip for shit
cruel-hearted blood rage place of business
  11/24/25
Actually got my first LAW TIP of $150 this year lmao not fla...
High-end Spectacular Hospital
  11/24/25
Just had my first Chinese guests. There were Chinese takeout...
High-end Spectacular Hospital
  11/23/25
Also forgot to add but I am now a super host and guest favor...
High-end Spectacular Hospital
  11/24/25
how do people become 'super hosts' and 'guest favorites'? i ...
cruel-hearted blood rage place of business
  11/24/25
After You get a lot of 5 star reviews you’ll become a ...
Rose faggotry principal's office
  11/24/25
Check out time is 11 and I saw the guest leave from my peeki...
High-end Spectacular Hospital
  11/28/25
FFS. This nig brought his momma and they stole all the compl...
High-end Spectacular Hospital
  11/28/25
Had a desi bitch text me with an inquiry in the middle of th...
High-end Spectacular Hospital
  12/11/25
they also smell.
animeboi
  07/09/26
just had a nigger and his "disabled veteran" butt ...
High-end Spectacular Hospital
  12/14/25
never understood this you work your entire life away and si...
Orange people who are hurt
  12/14/25
any other ideas for a second house that's sitting empty? not...
High-end Spectacular Hospital
  12/14/25
You would probably make more selling it and letting the mone...
Orange people who are hurt
  12/14/25
Can't sell it without a property division and granting an ea...
High-end Spectacular Hospital
  12/14/25
Idk, maybe its a nothingburger for you, but the idea of not ...
Orange people who are hurt
  12/14/25
texting guests takes minimal effort, cleaning is not that bi...
High-end Spectacular Hospital
  12/14/25
so it's going OK overall or what?
lake useless brakes roommate
  12/14/25
Yeah, so far it's pretty easy and nothing major
High-end Spectacular Hospital
  12/14/25
nice. i think i'd enjoy it too but otoh i don't have any pa...
lake useless brakes roommate
  12/14/25
traveling nurse thing seems CR and i've been meaning to look...
High-end Spectacular Hospital
  12/14/25
what about an asian bachelorette party
Juden Peterstein
  12/14/25
No, see above re: chinese takeout containers
High-end Spectacular Hospital
  12/14/25
180 - Have you considered hanging a moose’s head on th...
talented ultramarine house codepig
  12/14/25
add “airbnb superhost” to your online dating pro...
my dog can log into xo more often than I can
  12/14/25
Have 11 straight nights booked over the holidays, including ...
High-end Spectacular Hospital
  12/23/25
Update on this: It was a gay dude who left the place super c...
High-end Spectacular Hospital
  04/03/26
I have now been a super host for 4 consecutive quarters and ...
High-end Spectacular Hospital
  07/09/26
brother, i am rooting for you. tbh i am sort of surprised t...
lake useless brakes roommate
  07/09/26
Luckily the house is too small for parties, there’s no...
High-end Spectacular Hospital
  07/09/26
have you considered putting a pic/bio page in the gay 'house...
cruel-hearted blood rage place of business
  07/09/26
I don’t have a house rules book and the only “ru...
High-end Spectacular Hospital
  07/09/26
staying at a bunch of euro airbnb's in a week or so, will po...
cruel-hearted blood rage place of business
  07/09/26
Are you traveling with a bunch of other people or kids too o...
High-end Spectacular Hospital
  07/09/26
traveling w/ wife & kid the first week, the airbnb's in ...
cruel-hearted blood rage place of business
  07/09/26
Makes sense and sounds like a fun trip.
High-end Spectacular Hospital
  07/09/26
In my experience euro short term rentals are pretty chill an...
animeboi
  07/09/26
Airbnb emailed me quarterly insights and I am in the top 10%...
High-end Spectacular Hospital
  07/16/26
Im gay.
Rose faggotry principal's office
  07/16/26
could you retrofit it slightly and rent it to an artist duri...
carnelian tattoo field
  07/16/26
Can an artist afford $3k/mo?
High-end Spectacular Hospital
  07/16/26
lol a turd booked it and the other two guests on the reserva...
High-end Spectacular Hospital
  09/04/26
I have some family visiting so I cancelled 8 reseverations (...
Nippon Professional Baseball
  11/01/26
sounds like u r clearly in breach, and therefore liable
Brussels Sprout (Apropos of the Wet Snow)
  11/01/26
Kikes excel on putting all sorts of sneaky shit into "t...
Nippon Professional Baseball
  11/01/26
K law is a bitch
Brussels Sprout (Apropos of the Wet Snow)
  11/01/26
complain to them, threaten to put it on VBRO or something. u...
AZNgirl giving AZNman fake Invite Code
  11/01/26
i think they're probably pocketing it but i dunno, i�...
Nippon Professional Baseball
  11/01/26
they are just kiking u nigga, wtf wld they charge the host? ...
AZNgirl giving AZNman fake Invite Code
  11/01/26
Install cameras everywhere. Leave long chore lists. Tack on ...
Fucking Fuckface
  11/01/26


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Date: August 31st, 2025 12:19 PM
Author: High-end Spectacular Hospital



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5768128&forum_id=2#49226172)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 12:19 PM
Author: Slimy love of her life indian lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5768128&forum_id=2#49226173)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 12:24 PM
Author: Internet-worthy national corn cake

what about a prominent sign "no kfc for 20 miles"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5768128&forum_id=2#49226182)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 12:24 PM
Author: High-end Spectacular Hospital

If I have to approve each booking will I get banned if I just don't approve niggers or turds?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5768128&forum_id=2#49226183)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 12:36 PM
Author: Slimy love of her life indian lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5768128&forum_id=2#49226205)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 12:38 PM
Author: High-end Spectacular Hospital

cant i just say "whoops didnt see my phone"?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5768128&forum_id=2#49226210)



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Date: September 1st, 2025 11:28 PM
Author: High-end Spectacular Hospital

Update: first booking is a nigger. LJL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5768128&forum_id=2#49229868)



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Date: September 1st, 2025 11:47 PM
Author: Slimy love of her life indian lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5768128&forum_id=2#49229892)



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Date: September 1st, 2025 11:48 PM
Author: High-end Spectacular Hospital

theres like no nigs where i live and the closest major city is also very very not nig, so i figured i'd set a lower price to get some good reviews going and then jack it up.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5768128&forum_id=2#49229894)



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Date: September 1st, 2025 11:50 PM
Author: Slimy love of her life indian lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5768128&forum_id=2#49229896)



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Date: September 1st, 2025 11:52 PM
Author: High-end Spectacular Hospital

hmm that's no bueno but on the plus side i am in the countryside and there's not really any "neighbors" per se, maybe i can smoke weed with them lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5768128&forum_id=2#49229898)



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Date: September 1st, 2025 11:58 PM
Author: mischievous slap-happy roast beef

did you really base your plan on the idea that people would come from the nearby areas and not be travelling from far away to your airbnb?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5768128&forum_id=2#49229910)



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Date: September 2nd, 2025 12:00 AM
Author: High-end Spectacular Hospital

well, yes, but also do niggers travel beyond vegas and various carnival cruises? i live in a small town that is mostly white that doesnt have any real major attractions for them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5768128&forum_id=2#49229916)



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Date: September 2nd, 2025 12:01 AM
Author: mischievous slap-happy roast beef

then why the fuck would people who live within driving distance book a stay at your shithole?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5768128&forum_id=2#49229921)



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Date: September 2nd, 2025 12:02 AM
Author: High-end Spectacular Hospital

hey its not a shithole

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5768128&forum_id=2#49229926)



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Date: September 2nd, 2025 12:03 AM
Author: mischievous slap-happy roast beef

so people will want to come from some distance to stay there?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5768128&forum_id=2#49229928)



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Date: September 2nd, 2025 12:04 AM
Author: High-end Spectacular Hospital

i dont wanna out myself here but theres a fair amount of semi local tourism to this area so i was thinking the majority of bookers will be from nearby city, i dont really think inner city teens will stay here and indeed i havent seen any such demographic when out and about here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5768128&forum_id=2#49229930)



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Date: September 2nd, 2025 12:07 AM
Author: mischievous slap-happy roast beef

so you're renting out a country house with no tourist attractions and hoping for good guests?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5768128&forum_id=2#49229939)



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Date: September 2nd, 2025 12:08 AM
Author: High-end Spectacular Hospital

theres plenty of local attractions but nothing major to draw in guests from around the country.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5768128&forum_id=2#49229941)



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Date: September 2nd, 2025 12:10 AM
Author: mischievous slap-happy roast beef

it is cheap and not in the city, that is what draws in guests

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5768128&forum_id=2#49229952)



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Date: September 2nd, 2025 12:11 AM
Author: High-end Spectacular Hospital

will you come stay at my house? i can be naked and on my knees upon checkin

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5768128&forum_id=2#49229953)



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Date: September 2nd, 2025 12:12 AM
Author: mischievous slap-happy roast beef

a/s/l

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5768128&forum_id=2#49229956)



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Date: September 2nd, 2025 12:12 AM
Author: High-end Spectacular Hospital

16/f/cali

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5768128&forum_id=2#49229958)



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Date: September 2nd, 2025 12:14 AM
Author: mischievous slap-happy roast beef

17/f/fl, teehee

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5768128&forum_id=2#49229961)



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Date: September 2nd, 2025 12:14 AM
Author: High-end Spectacular Hospital

wanna trade boob pics?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5768128&forum_id=2#49229963)



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Date: September 2nd, 2025 12:13 AM
Author: adventurous senate

lmao it's just some random fucking house in the middle of nowhere

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5768128&forum_id=2#49229960)



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Date: September 21st, 2025 10:07 PM
Author: High-end Spectacular Hospital

So the first booking (nig) just checked out. She booked it in advance and was actually the fourth guest I've had. They left the place in pretty good condition and I regret the racism. So far I am digging this - I much prefer texting ppl, washing sheets, and vacuuming to being a lawyer.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5768128&forum_id=2#49290249)



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Date: September 21st, 2025 10:25 PM
Author: gold passionate cruise ship jew

Lol ur gonna have a bad time if you ever honestly account for your expenses and time. The first time you have to spend a day unclogging the shitter after a bachelorette weekend you'll more than wipe out ur few hundred dollars

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5768128&forum_id=2#49290279)



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Date: September 21st, 2025 11:09 PM
Author: High-end Spectacular Hospital

I don't collect things, I collect experiences tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5768128&forum_id=2#49290341)



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Date: September 21st, 2025 11:11 PM
Author: High-end Spectacular Hospital

But on a serious note I spend maybe 30 mins to get it in condition for the next guest. Quick tidy up, vacuum, strip the beds, put new sheets on, wash old sheets, fold em, wash towels, put new towels out, clean the toilet, and that's it. I love the smell of fresh linens and it's 180 compared to seeing how clause 8 of section 4 interacts with section 6.3.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5768128&forum_id=2#49290346)



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Date: October 21st, 2025 6:37 AM
Author: Olive flirting temple

jfc u are a furking maid, i cld never do that shit just hire some furking beaner bitch jfc, cant u add some fraud cleaning fee on airbnb

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5768128&forum_id=2#49363448)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 4:02 PM
Author: High-end Spectacular Hospital

Update: I have now hosted 18 unique guests. The worst are the fat ones. I just had some fat couple check out and they left glitter EVERYWHERE. There's no getting it all out, but I tried my best.

Some other anecdotes include a couple that sold their hold in another state to move here in an RV and they had a toddler. Not sure what happened but they had some RV issue and they had to stay at my place and the husband locked himself out of the RV and they know absolutely no one here so I ended up giving him a ride back to the airbnb because his wife didn't have the car seat to go get him or something. He put the carseat in my trunk and spilled crumbs and shit everywhere and they left the house totally trashed from their stupid kid, but it felt nice to help people.

Another guy had never recorded a stay on Airbnb and was new to the app. Left the place immaculate and even left a $15 cash tip on the bed.

The most recent guests that left glitter everywhere also left jewelry. I have mailed it to them and invoiced them $20, I already sent it so I am hoping they pay.

I am a licensed lawyer btw.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5768128&forum_id=2#49356163)



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Date: October 19th, 2025 10:27 PM
Author: High-end Spectacular Hospital

so these fucking spics are gonna stiff me on that $20

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5768128&forum_id=2#49360868)



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Date: October 19th, 2025 10:30 PM
Author: pearly idea he suggested tanning salon

You sound like a good host.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5768128&forum_id=2#49360872)



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Date: October 19th, 2025 10:34 PM
Author: High-end Spectacular Hospital

Ty Amanda Reckonwith, welcome to stay any time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5768128&forum_id=2#49360883)



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Date: October 19th, 2025 10:38 PM
Author: lake useless brakes roommate

happy it's going well. lol at people leaving GLITTER everywhere jfc

edit: is this an investment property, or cottage or something? it's not your actual residence is it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5768128&forum_id=2#49360886)



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Date: October 21st, 2025 11:20 PM
Author: High-end Spectacular Hospital

It's my former residence, built a bigger home.

Those glitter spics that left the jewelry - I mailed it and it was delivered yesterday, no acknowledgment that they even received it and of course they haven't reimbursed my shipping expense. I think I will give them a couple more days then hit em with DAT ONE STAR

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5768128&forum_id=2#49365375)



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Date: November 24th, 2025 5:02 PM
Author: High-end Spectacular Hospital

Update: They ended up paying me $20. I spent it on a book about some birdshit that walked across Japan in the 70s (https://www.amazon.com/Roads-Sata-2000-Mile-Through-Japan/dp/1568361874) and am awaiting delivery

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5768128&forum_id=2#49457218)



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Date: December 14th, 2025 5:37 PM
Author: milky resort

how was the book?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5768128&forum_id=2#49509353)



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Date: December 14th, 2025 5:38 PM
Author: High-end Spectacular Hospital

I'm at the part in the book where he's just leaving Sapporo. Still got a ways to go, it takes me forever to get through a book

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5768128&forum_id=2#49509355)



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Date: July 16th, 2026 6:17 PM
Author: laughsome cream bbw den

where are we at on this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5768128&forum_id=2#50004781)



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Date: November 24th, 2025 5:58 PM
Author: vivacious parlor volcanic crater

Isn't that a risk because they will one star you back

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5768128&forum_id=2#49457431)



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Date: October 19th, 2025 10:39 PM
Author: chrome curious newt



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5768128&forum_id=2#49360888)



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Date: October 19th, 2025 11:11 PM
Author: Misanthropic Police Squad

Are you still working as a lawyer?

Do you have any xo Easter eggs in the listing for your bros.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5768128&forum_id=2#49360943)



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Date: October 19th, 2025 11:13 PM
Author: High-end Spectacular Hospital

Yeah - my target with this is only about $20-30k per year. It's too much work to scale this to have more properties and at that point I'd need to hire cleaners and I'd be at risk of a downturn, etc. Right now I wfh right next to it and I just pop over at check out to clean for the next guest, usually take lunch after that, then get back to poasting or billing. No easter eggs, suggestions?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5768128&forum_id=2#49360945)



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Date: October 20th, 2025 5:11 PM
Author: Misanthropic Police Squad

The cabin is a great base for your adventures in Green Mountain National Forest, at Stratton, or pretty much wherever you want. It features a renovated kitchen, four big bedrooms, and two livings room. You'll be glad to stay here and see what unfolds.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5768128&forum_id=2#49362433)



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Date: October 21st, 2025 6:24 AM
Author: High-end Spectacular Hospital



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5768128&forum_id=2#49363437)



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Date: July 16th, 2026 6:05 PM
Author: Cheese-eating big-titted lay

Now how much is the house worth and how much are the property taxes? You probably aren't getting a better rate of return than just selling the house and investing the money. You should be collecting 15-20% of the value of the home each year to make this bullshit worth it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5768128&forum_id=2#50004738)



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Date: July 16th, 2026 6:10 PM
Author: High-end Spectacular Hospital

See below - it’s located on acreage and it’s hard to split off and sell. It’s part of my compound

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5768128&forum_id=2#50004753)



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Date: November 18th, 2025 12:37 PM
Author: High-end Spectacular Hospital

Just got a $10 cash tip

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5768128&forum_id=2#49440755)



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Date: November 24th, 2025 5:53 PM
Author: cruel-hearted blood rage place of business

i bet none of your law clients tip for shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5768128&forum_id=2#49457415)



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Date: November 24th, 2025 8:49 PM
Author: High-end Spectacular Hospital

Actually got my first LAW TIP of $150 this year lmao not flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5768128&forum_id=2#49457985)



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Date: November 23rd, 2025 4:03 PM
Author: High-end Spectacular Hospital

Just had my first Chinese guests. There were Chinese takeout containers at the top of the trash.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5768128&forum_id=2#49454380)



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Date: November 24th, 2025 5:00 PM
Author: High-end Spectacular Hospital

Also forgot to add but I am now a super host and guest favorite. I have 22 5-star reviews. One faggot rated me 4 stars and gave me a "2" for communication, despite the fact he never once contacted me or anything. The fuck was he expecting? My stats show I always respond within an hour.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5768128&forum_id=2#49457214)



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Date: November 24th, 2025 5:54 PM
Author: cruel-hearted blood rage place of business

how do people become 'super hosts' and 'guest favorites'? i thought i saw some airbnb types bitching about superhosts not appearing as promenently in search results or smth like that?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5768128&forum_id=2#49457418)



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Date: November 24th, 2025 5:56 PM
Author: Rose faggotry principal's office

After You get a lot of 5 star reviews you’ll become a super host. And no, It’s the opposite…super hosts will be more visible in searches

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5768128&forum_id=2#49457423)



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Date: November 28th, 2025 1:04 PM
Author: High-end Spectacular Hospital

Check out time is 11 and I saw the guest leave from my peeking area in my house and I went over there and the house was cluttered with their shit. So I texted and it's a WGWBG couple and the guy said his mom "thought check out was at 1" and she just arrived at their house for breakfast. I have another guest checking in at 3, if this nig isn't packed up (LJL at them running on time) I'm just gonna bag her shit up and let her come grab it. When is check out ever at 1 anywhere?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5768128&forum_id=2#49467839)



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Date: November 28th, 2025 4:07 PM
Author: High-end Spectacular Hospital

FFS. This nig brought his momma and they stole all the complimentary water/tea bottles from the fridge and also the aveeno body wash; they LEFT THE FRIDGE DOOR OPEN (granted it was like the drink door and not the full size door but it still allowed warm air into the entire fridge). I mean what the fuck. Are these niggas living in some apartment with the old school big ass white fridge, was this too complicated?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5768128&forum_id=2#49468296)



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Date: December 11th, 2025 2:24 PM
Author: High-end Spectacular Hospital

Had a desi bitch text me with an inquiry in the middle of the night "What are the nearby attractions?"

bitch use google bloody benchod. Why do Indian ppl always waste time and ask a million retarded questions? They are a bunch of retarded fucking monkeys and animals have no concept of time or respecting your time. This is why I refuse to take Indian clients for legal matters.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5768128&forum_id=2#49502353)



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Date: July 9th, 2026 10:12 AM
Author: animeboi (.)

they also smell.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5768128&forum_id=2#49988046)



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Date: December 14th, 2025 4:43 PM
Author: High-end Spectacular Hospital

just had a nigger and his "disabled veteran" butt buddy check out and there's fucking dog hair everywhere. not sure what (if anything) i can do about this, they're gonna lie and say it's a service animal cause these childless loser freaks treat their dumbass dog as a surrogate child and take it everywhere with them. i think i can only revise my rules to say no unattended dogs. for the present one i may leave a 1 star review and say i'm highly allergic to dog dander and a head's up would have been appreciated that they were bringing dogs when the listing specifically says no dogs. not only that i have literally 1 rule (lock the door when leaving) and they failed to do that. dumbass fucktarded nigger and cumskin "(mentally) disabled veteran"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5768128&forum_id=2#49509261)



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Date: December 14th, 2025 4:48 PM
Author: Orange people who are hurt

never understood this

you work your entire life away and sit on your balls for 20 years to avoid proles, inviting them into your house as you wait on them hand & foot seems insane.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5768128&forum_id=2#49509277)



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Date: December 14th, 2025 4:51 PM
Author: High-end Spectacular Hospital

any other ideas for a second house that's sitting empty? not practical to sell it, don't want a long term tenant since they'll have rights and shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5768128&forum_id=2#49509279)



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Date: December 14th, 2025 5:04 PM
Author: Orange people who are hurt

You would probably make more selling it and letting the money sit in a fund

Waiting around for/and/to text retards and cleaning up their excrement and sheddings seems ncr 120 ROI

Your time must be literally worthless to do this, also, someone will eventually wreck the place for fun (kids go around turning out airbnbs)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5768128&forum_id=2#49509294)



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Date: December 14th, 2025 5:08 PM
Author: High-end Spectacular Hospital

Can't sell it without a property division and granting an easement (which would massively decreased the sales price compared to value). It's tucked into a property with acreage that has other things on it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5768128&forum_id=2#49509301)



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Date: December 14th, 2025 5:10 PM
Author: Orange people who are hurt

Idk, maybe its a nothingburger for you, but the idea of not dealing with high traffic proledom seems the entire purpose of working/saving money

Why not just give it up to some sort of property management co and just get rent

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5768128&forum_id=2#49509307)



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Date: December 14th, 2025 5:23 PM
Author: High-end Spectacular Hospital

texting guests takes minimal effort, cleaning is not that big of a deal and i dont wanna give up all my profit to pay some illegal beaner that's gonna do a half assed job when i can just do it myself.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5768128&forum_id=2#49509334)



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Date: December 14th, 2025 4:48 PM
Author: lake useless brakes roommate

so it's going OK overall or what?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5768128&forum_id=2#49509276)



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Date: December 14th, 2025 4:50 PM
Author: High-end Spectacular Hospital

Yeah, so far it's pretty easy and nothing major

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5768128&forum_id=2#49509278)



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Date: December 14th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: lake useless brakes roommate

nice. i think i'd enjoy it too but otoh i don't have any patience for any of the stuff you're mentioning. i would just want to cater to young bachelorette parties or college cheerleaders or traveling nurses. i'd be a total gentleman and nice host but just saying those are the guests i would want to interact with

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5768128&forum_id=2#49509314)



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Date: December 14th, 2025 5:23 PM
Author: High-end Spectacular Hospital

traveling nurse thing seems CR and i've been meaning to look into that. i would prefer more disabled dog niggas than a bachelorette party

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5768128&forum_id=2#49509337)



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Date: December 14th, 2025 5:24 PM
Author: Juden Peterstein

what about an asian bachelorette party

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5768128&forum_id=2#49509340)



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Date: December 14th, 2025 5:26 PM
Author: High-end Spectacular Hospital

No, see above re: chinese takeout containers

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5768128&forum_id=2#49509342)



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Date: December 14th, 2025 5:13 PM
Author: talented ultramarine house codepig

180 - Have you considered hanging a moose’s head on the wall and hiring a bellman from Barcelona?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5768128&forum_id=2#49509312)



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Date: December 14th, 2025 5:54 PM
Author: my dog can log into xo more often than I can (let us rid ourselves of the fiction that low oil prices are good)

add “airbnb superhost” to your online dating profile and the asian hiking girlfriends will queue at your door

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5768128&forum_id=2#49509378)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 3:01 PM
Author: High-end Spectacular Hospital

Have 11 straight nights booked over the holidays, including Christmas and NYE. A single guest is checking in for 3 nights. Seems a bit odd, hope he doesn't kill himself over Christmas. Should I invite him over to my place?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5768128&forum_id=2#49534446)



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Date: April 3rd, 2026 4:10 PM
Author: High-end Spectacular Hospital

Update on this: It was a gay dude who left the place super clean and had some faggy friends over, no clear signs of buttsex.

Also after about 8 months I got my first turdskin that booked the place. Wish me luck bros.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5768128&forum_id=2#49791571)



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Date: July 9th, 2026 8:55 AM
Author: High-end Spectacular Hospital

I have now been a super host for 4 consecutive quarters and Airbnb has rewarded me with a $100 airbnb credit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5768128&forum_id=2#49987939)



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Date: July 9th, 2026 8:57 AM
Author: lake useless brakes roommate

brother, i am rooting for you. tbh i am sort of surprised this is working out as well as it seems to be. otoh i have friends with an airbnb beach house and it's been very profitable for them - thing is, they dodge some of the unfavorable renters by virtue of the high price

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5768128&forum_id=2#49987943)



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Date: July 9th, 2026 9:27 AM
Author: High-end Spectacular Hospital

Luckily the house is too small for parties, there’s no teens where I live, and overall it’s just families or people in town for sports or weddings or what have you. It’s a relatively affluent suburb. It’s not really worth the effort based on my lawyer hourly rate but it’s good to diversify and have a second income stream and I’ve got my kids doing most of the cleaning now and I pay em like $25 each

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5768128&forum_id=2#49988003)



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Date: July 9th, 2026 9:48 AM
Author: cruel-hearted blood rage place of business

have you considered putting a pic/bio page in the gay 'house rules' book letting people know the cleaning lady is a guatemalan 'immigrant' ? might increase your tips

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5768128&forum_id=2#49988019)



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Date: July 9th, 2026 9:56 AM
Author: High-end Spectacular Hospital

I don’t have a house rules book and the only “rule” listed in the app is please lock the door after check out and half these retards cant even do that. People that make a binder of bullshit are deluding themselves nobody reads all that

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5768128&forum_id=2#49988022)



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Date: July 9th, 2026 10:36 AM
Author: cruel-hearted blood rage place of business

staying at a bunch of euro airbnb's in a week or so, will post any ridiculous binder requests from the hosts

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5768128&forum_id=2#49988102)



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Date: July 9th, 2026 10:38 AM
Author: High-end Spectacular Hospital

Are you traveling with a bunch of other people or kids too old to share a bed? Airbnb seems more expensive and more hassle than hotels these days and only seems worth it if you need extra space.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5768128&forum_id=2#49988107)



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Date: July 9th, 2026 10:43 AM
Author: cruel-hearted blood rage place of business

traveling w/ wife & kid the first week, the airbnb's in paris and barcelona were price competitive with any decent hotel and we get a lot more space / option to do simple meals if we want.

we will use a marriot in madrid when we drop off the kid at the music school, then another airbnb for us in palma

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5768128&forum_id=2#49988116)



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Date: July 9th, 2026 10:44 AM
Author: High-end Spectacular Hospital

Makes sense and sounds like a fun trip.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5768128&forum_id=2#49988119)



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Date: July 9th, 2026 11:14 AM
Author: animeboi (.)

In my experience euro short term rentals are pretty chill and don't ask you to do bullshit like in the US.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5768128&forum_id=2#49988202)



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Date: July 16th, 2026 5:58 PM
Author: High-end Spectacular Hospital

Airbnb emailed me quarterly insights and I am in the top 10% of earners. I've made about $10k in the past 3 months so either these stats are all flame or Airbnb is an extremely poor choice for a business. I am doing this just because I have an extra house that is on acreage so it's really this or let it sit empty or repurpose it into something else. So far an income stream of about $30-40k per year is not bad and I am overall satisfied with the decision but I can't imagine people that have a whole bunch of properties and after taxes and cleaning and whatnot there's no way they are making much profit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5768128&forum_id=2#50004711)



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Date: July 16th, 2026 6:12 PM
Author: Rose faggotry principal's office

Im gay.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5768128&forum_id=2#50004758)



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Date: July 16th, 2026 6:26 PM
Author: carnelian tattoo field

could you retrofit it slightly and rent it to an artist during business hours, so no overnight but instead, just peace and serenity so they may do their art?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5768128&forum_id=2#50004805)



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Date: July 16th, 2026 7:13 PM
Author: High-end Spectacular Hospital

Can an artist afford $3k/mo?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5768128&forum_id=2#50004932)



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Date: September 4th, 2026 4:52 PM
Author: High-end Spectacular Hospital

lol a turd booked it and the other two guests on the reservation are a chink and a beaner. hope you enjoy my home, fellow poasters

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5768128&forum_id=2#50116259)



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Date: November 1st, 2026 8:32 AM
Author: Nippon Professional Baseball

I have some family visiting so I cancelled 8 reseverations (some more than a month out) and got KIKED hard by airbnb. I didn't realize if a host cancels on you they reimburse a percent? So I will have $1,500 deducted from future payouts which will translate to about a week of FREE LABOR on my end. I wonder if I just never relist it will airbnb have to eat that cost?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5768128&forum_id=2#50219307)



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Date: November 1st, 2026 8:34 AM
Author: Brussels Sprout (Apropos of the Wet Snow)

sounds like u r clearly in breach, and therefore liable

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5768128&forum_id=2#50219315)



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Date: November 1st, 2026 8:35 AM
Author: Nippon Professional Baseball

Kikes excel on putting all sorts of sneaky shit into "terms" that they know normal person is going to read.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5768128&forum_id=2#50219316)



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Date: November 1st, 2026 8:36 AM
Author: Brussels Sprout (Apropos of the Wet Snow)

K law is a bitch

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5768128&forum_id=2#50219321)



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Date: November 1st, 2026 8:39 AM
Author: AZNgirl giving AZNman fake Invite Code

complain to them, threaten to put it on VBRO or something. u must be a goy that u havent figured this out but airbnb definitely cares moar abt hosts than guests, ive used that shit so much sometimes 200 days a year and they never have even given me a 1% off coupon

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5768128&forum_id=2#50219327)



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Date: November 1st, 2026 8:40 AM
Author: Nippon Professional Baseball

i think they're probably pocketing it but i dunno, i've never cancelled on someone before and i havent used it as a guest in years and i've never been cancelled on so who's to say. you can claim emergency and not lose the money, but i am not sure if it's worth creating fraudulent documents as a lawyer in order to save $1500. i may threaten to go vrbo or something else when the time comes to see if they'll reduce the amount

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5768128&forum_id=2#50219329)



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Date: November 1st, 2026 8:45 AM
Author: AZNgirl giving AZNman fake Invite Code

they are just kiking u nigga, wtf wld they charge the host? when i rent with them its either non refundable or in some countries they have refundable until like day before or something

so wtf is airbnbs loss, the cancellation policy shld have been stated clearly . they prob kiked u caue u cancelled so many all at once

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5768128&forum_id=2#50219331)



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Date: November 1st, 2026 8:37 AM
Author: Fucking Fuckface

Install cameras everywhere. Leave long chore lists. Tack on a 150/rental sanitation fee. Suggest the worst restaurants in the area

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5768128&forum_id=2#50219322)