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Date: June 13th, 2009 6:47 PM Author: lake territorial field When dealing with a tough assignment, sometimes your best ally is the crochety old assistant on the 32nd floor -- for a couple tins of peanut brittle you can learn everything you need to know about the senior partners. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1017827&forum_id=2#11984478) |
Date: June 13th, 2009 6:49 PM Author: lake territorial field Sometimes what you say isn't nearly as important as how you say it -- choose a snazzy font for you memos and the senior associate probably won't notice that you have no idea what you are talking about. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1017827&forum_id=2#11984493) |
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Date: June 13th, 2009 6:49 PM Author: Saffron milk this thread is, and will be, an underappreciated 180. ty. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1017827&forum_id=2#11984495) |
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Date: June 13th, 2009 6:50 PM Author: Saffron milk Summer lunches are kind of like visits to your mother in law's house. Make sure that you smile, nod, and make polite conversation. But make sure to never, ever, let your guard down. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1017827&forum_id=2#11984504) |
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Date: June 13th, 2009 6:51 PM Author: Jet-lagged kink-friendly deer antler stag film [this thread has immense potential; i withdraw my non-conforming contribution] (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1017827&forum_id=2#11984506) |
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Date: June 13th, 2009 6:52 PM Author: Marvelous area underrated. 180 thread. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1017827&forum_id=2#11984513) |
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Date: June 13th, 2009 6:53 PM Author: lake territorial field Liquid paper is a common item found in just about any BIGLAW office -- a few whiffs can get you through even the most brutal afternoon training session. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1017827&forum_id=2#11984523) |
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Date: June 13th, 2009 6:54 PM Author: pea-brained aromatic national 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1017827&forum_id=2#11984531) |
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Date: June 17th, 2009 9:21 PM Author: lascivious slate resort ROFL (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1017827&forum_id=2#12021023) |
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Date: June 13th, 2009 7:00 PM Author: brass toilet seat mediation This season sucks so far (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1017827&forum_id=2#11984587) |
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Date: September 2nd, 2009 12:11 PM Author: cerebral lay roast beef you're a faggot. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1017827&forum_id=2#12652575) |
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Date: June 13th, 2009 7:03 PM Author: lake territorial field An ex-CIA agent can spread a false rumor through an organization in about a day. An angry BIGLAW secretary can do it in about an hour. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1017827&forum_id=2#11984609) |
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Date: June 13th, 2009 7:07 PM Author: lake territorial field BIGLAW IT departments go to great lengths to block porn sites from their office networks -- little do they know that a smart phone and the latch on a men's room stall is all you need to crack the case. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1017827&forum_id=2#11984630) |
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Date: June 13th, 2009 7:08 PM Author: Saffron milk you're really good at this dood (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1017827&forum_id=2#11984637) |
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Date: June 13th, 2009 7:10 PM Author: lake territorial field Cameras for most video conference systems have a limited range of vision -- sit OUTSIDE of that range and no one in the home office will know you are catching u on some much needed sleep. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1017827&forum_id=2#11984647) |
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Date: June 13th, 2009 7:29 PM Author: lake territorial field In a false flag operation you pose as your enemy in order to to ruin their reputation -- to work this in a BIGLAW Office all you need is access to a fellow SA's email account and a few obscene lolkat jpegs. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1017827&forum_id=2#11984726) |
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Date: June 13th, 2009 7:33 PM Author: twinkling boyish skinny woman I want to be on YOUR team. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1017827&forum_id=2#11984741) |
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Date: June 13th, 2009 7:45 PM Author: Offensive Heady Church Building i enjoyed this thread. some of them were spy analogies but the ones that weren't were excellent. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1017827&forum_id=2#11984781) |
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Date: June 13th, 2009 7:46 PM Author: lake territorial field Retrieving a poorly researched memo from a partner's office before he reads it usually requires a well trained team of operatives -- but in a pinch Andy the Developmentally Challenged Mailroom Guy and Juanita from the cleaning staff may have to do. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1017827&forum_id=2#11984784) |
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Date: June 13th, 2009 7:49 PM Author: Haunting sneaky criminal school 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1017827&forum_id=2#11984794) |
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Date: June 13th, 2009 7:50 PM Author: lake territorial field I'm spent, but feel free to contribute your own Burn Notice style SA advice. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1017827&forum_id=2#11984799) |
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Date: June 14th, 2009 11:29 AM Author: lake territorial field (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1017827&forum_id=2#11987989) |
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Date: June 14th, 2009 12:34 PM Author: Vigorous parlour incel This is fucking epic. 180 thread. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1017827&forum_id=2#11988344) |
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Date: June 14th, 2009 12:37 PM Author: Contagious wine lettuce 180. I'm speechless. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1017827&forum_id=2#11988360) |
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Date: June 14th, 2009 12:47 PM Author: Scarlet set immigrant This thread is woefully underappreciated. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1017827&forum_id=2#11988416) |
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Date: June 17th, 2009 12:29 AM Author: slimy property People have been giving it nonstop 180's since about the third post. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1017827&forum_id=2#12013726) |
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Date: June 17th, 2009 12:22 AM Author: Pungent Locale (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1017827&forum_id=2#12013641) |
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Date: June 17th, 2009 12:26 AM Author: aqua trust fund burn noticee? is that the retarded show on USA ? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1017827&forum_id=2#12013692) |
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Date: June 17th, 2009 12:27 AM Author: Contagious wine lettuce 'The A team" retarded, yes. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1017827&forum_id=2#12013700) |
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Date: June 17th, 2009 12:29 AM Author: slap-happy pink home 180 thread (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1017827&forum_id=2#12013725) |
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Date: June 17th, 2009 12:30 AM Author: Contagious wine lettuce cosign (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1017827&forum_id=2#12013735) |
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Date: June 17th, 2009 9:18 PM Author: lake territorial field This is my greatest triumph (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1017827&forum_id=2#12020996) |
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Date: June 17th, 2009 9:26 PM Author: Cerise talented clown telephone Some people will tell you that only secretaries should spend time color coordinating post-it notes. Those people are idiots. Not only will your secretary take five times as long completing the assignment as you, she will probably end up putting a purple tab on a blue citation and blow the whole case. Instead, pick the most desperate female paralegal, buy her a coffee and hint that the project is going straight to the desk of the hot single partner in the corner office. Not only will the project get done fast, it will get done right. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1017827&forum_id=2#12021071) |
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Date: June 17th, 2009 9:27 PM Author: Rough-skinned awkward faggot firefighter scourge upon the earth (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1017827&forum_id=2#12021075) |
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Date: June 17th, 2009 9:30 PM Author: lake territorial field You didn't really catch the Burn Notice rhythm. I appreciate the effort though. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1017827&forum_id=2#12021095) |
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Date: June 17th, 2009 9:30 PM Author: Cerise talented clown telephone its better than even your best one. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1017827&forum_id=2#12021099) |
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Date: June 17th, 2009 9:34 PM Author: lake territorial field I question whether you have even seen the show. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1017827&forum_id=2#12021129) |
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Date: June 17th, 2009 9:34 PM Author: Cerise talented clown telephone okay, maybe it is second or third. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1017827&forum_id=2#12021136) |
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Date: June 17th, 2009 9:39 PM Author: lake territorial field pwn3d (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1017827&forum_id=2#12021172) |
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Date: June 17th, 2009 9:30 PM Author: Light senate This thread is overrated. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1017827&forum_id=2#12021098) |
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Date: June 17th, 2009 9:32 PM Author: Vigorous parlour incel wrong. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1017827&forum_id=2#12021116) |
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Date: June 17th, 2009 9:38 PM Author: Crusty Heaven 180 THREAD TYTY (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1017827&forum_id=2#12021167) |
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Date: June 17th, 2009 9:41 PM Author: Vigorous parlour incel moar plz (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1017827&forum_id=2#12021193) |
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Date: June 17th, 2009 9:42 PM Author: violent beady-eyed house wrinkle Moar. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1017827&forum_id=2#12021197) |
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Date: June 17th, 2009 9:51 PM Author: Hyperactive curious range electric furnace It's interesting that of all the posters giving this a 180, 90% of them seem to be previously-unknown punctuation marks (like me, except that I'm not giving it a 180). OP, please explain yourself. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1017827&forum_id=2#12021284) |
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Date: June 18th, 2009 7:30 PM Author: Crusty Heaven people are far more likely no notice what time you LEAVE for the day than what time you arrive in the morning. if you know you can't bill more than 7 or 8 hours in a day, it's best to come in around 11am, make an excuse about your alarm clock, and then leave at 7pm. you'll look far more productive than the go-getter SA who got to work at 8am and left at 6 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1017827&forum_id=2#12029168) |
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Date: August 1st, 2009 5:31 PM Author: carmine maniacal really tough guy this is actually genuinely credited advice. i generally roll in at like 10:30 and leave at 6:30-7, and the partners that sit by me are always ribbing me about working so hard for a SA. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1017827&forum_id=2#12402610) |
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Date: August 1st, 2009 9:17 PM Author: Domesticated space karate "ribbing" doesn't mean they're impressed. I wouldn't be surprised if a summer I know working long hours is no-offered. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1017827&forum_id=2#12403686) |
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Date: August 1st, 2009 9:18 PM Author: Arousing sepia chad (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1017827&forum_id=2#12403692) |
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Date: August 1st, 2009 9:27 PM Author: flushed university idiot why do you think he/she will be no-offered. Is it because they work long hours? Or for other reasons? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1017827&forum_id=2#12403744) |
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Date: August 1st, 2009 10:30 PM Author: Domesticated space karate This person has made a habit of working long hours on assignments that don't warrant that much time, and people have noticed. I think they'll ask for an explanation, at the least. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1017827&forum_id=2#12404096) |
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Date: August 1st, 2009 10:47 PM Author: flushed university idiot obviously you'd know the situation better than I, but unless its something really egregious (like staying past 8pm every night for 2 weeks to write a 5 page memo), I doubt that's a huge deal. My firm and I've heard others prefer summers take their time and be thorough; better to take too long and do a decent job then to rush and screw up. As long as they're not missing deadlines. Its not like summers associate time is truly billed. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1017827&forum_id=2#12404166) |
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Date: August 1st, 2009 5:10 PM Author: Vigorous parlour incel BUMP (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1017827&forum_id=2#12402538) |
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Date: September 1st, 2009 4:14 PM Author: soggy juggernaut (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1017827&forum_id=2#12646053) |
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Date: September 1st, 2009 4:37 PM Author: brass toilet seat mediation Good times (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1017827&forum_id=2#12646193) |
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Date: September 1st, 2009 4:37 PM Author: Big liquid oxygen Bottom line: as long as you're no-offered, you're not going anywhere. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1017827&forum_id=2#12646204) |
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Date: September 1st, 2009 4:39 PM Author: Alcoholic wild principal's office omg tytyty (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1017827&forum_id=2#12646224) |
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Date: September 1st, 2009 10:06 PM Author: hateful alcoholic factory reset button dingle berry My name is Anthony Ciolli. I used to be a UPenn grad with a job offer, till...*man on phone*: "a lawsuit has been file against you, you've been served." When you're sued, you've got nothing -- no cash, no credit, no job history. You're stuck in whatever city hasn't heard of you and will offer you a job. You do whatever work comes your way, you rely on ANYONE who's still talking to you. An online board full of racist law students and lawyers. An old friend who used to live in his mom's basement. Family too...IF you're desperate. Bottom line: as long as you're being sued, you're not going anywhere. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1017827&forum_id=2#12648898) |
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Date: September 1st, 2009 10:10 PM Author: Saffron milk 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1017827&forum_id=2#12648931) |
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Date: September 2nd, 2009 12:11 PM Author: cerebral lay roast beef NICE. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1017827&forum_id=2#12652574) |
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Date: September 2nd, 2009 12:12 PM Author: Chocolate lodge 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1017827&forum_id=2#12652584) |
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Date: September 2nd, 2009 3:57 PM Author: Scarlet set immigrant This is amazing. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1017827&forum_id=2#12653937) |
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Date: February 7th, 2010 9:50 PM Author: Saffron milk lulz (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1017827&forum_id=2#14049382) |
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Date: April 6th, 2011 10:58 PM Author: Saffron milk 180 180 180! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1017827&forum_id=2#17702761) |
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Date: September 1st, 2009 10:10 PM Author: dashing address dragon tysvm (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1017827&forum_id=2#12648937) |
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Date: May 4th, 2010 11:12 AM Author: Glittery red menage (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1017827&forum_id=2#14904094) |
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Date: October 21st, 2010 6:29 PM Author: doobsian exciting brunch (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1017827&forum_id=2#16350518) |
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Date: April 6th, 2011 10:59 PM Author: duck-like weed whacker 1-fucking-80 thread (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1017827&forum_id=2#17702767) |
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Date: May 8th, 2011 3:54 AM Author: Insecure people who are hurt (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1017827&forum_id=2#17953793) |
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Date: May 16th, 2011 10:53 PM Author: Saffron milk (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1017827&forum_id=2#18022156) |