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The real reason people can't stop posting here.

The money's just too fucking good. Talk about golden handcuf...
Diverse pea-brained gas station
  06/19/09
*ignores models and bottles in order to participate in ratin...
autistic overrated hall ladyboy
  06/19/09
i started getting creepy phonecalls at 3am and odd cars driv...
Glassy violent fat ankles temple
  06/19/09
Don't forget Thea and NicoBlue's tragic "fishing accide...
Diverse pea-brained gas station
  06/19/09
they can get you coming and going. stanlee told me one da...
Glassy violent fat ankles temple
  06/19/09
http://www.yourdailymedia.com/i/u/Gn174cTH.jpg *shudders*
Diverse pea-brained gas station
  06/19/09
Was this in a move? I googled and it didn't come up from an...
cocky gay wizard
  08/18/10
i remember
shaky bronze generalized bond
  06/19/09
JE ME SOUVIENS
Glassy violent fat ankles temple
  06/19/09
i fled once; went to nam and opened a small waterside bar. a...
Kink-friendly meetinghouse
  06/19/09
I think we all have stories like this. Trustafarian knew ...
Diverse pea-brained gas station
  06/19/09
poor kid just had a finger cramp from working fiver over. i ...
Kink-friendly meetinghouse
  06/19/09
I ordered Alaskan king crab at some restaurant in Allentown ...
Diverse pea-brained gas station
  06/19/09
similar story. i was eating ribs in houston and the waitress...
Kink-friendly meetinghouse
  06/19/09
Rachmiel and his fucking thugs. I won't tell you what happen...
Diverse pea-brained gas station
  06/19/09
...
chest-beating massive mental disorder
  05/14/10
lol golden
bonkers theater stage
  06/19/09
...
Passionate National
  07/01/10
subtle gem of a post
ruddy infuriating nursing home
  06/19/09
ty
Passionate National
  06/19/09
180
bonkers theater stage
  06/19/09
This was really good work
Stimulating chestnut sound barrier
  06/19/09
180
hyperactive spectacular abode preventive strike
  07/05/09
amazing!
flesh floppy plaza
  07/10/09
180
rough-skinned yapping stage
  07/10/09
180
Walnut deep den
  09/11/09
this is swell.
crusty personal credit line crackhouse
  09/11/09
still 180
bonkers theater stage
  10/09/09
lol i appreciate you.
snowy pit
  08/18/10
lol
Mind-boggling dopamine
  08/18/10
overrated
Self-centered Party Of The First Part Cuck
  08/18/10
disagree
Mind-boggling dopamine
  08/18/10
lolol
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  10/06/10
...
flesh floppy plaza
  10/06/10
...
chest-beating massive mental disorder
  05/23/11
...
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  05/23/11
anyone worried about work stoppage as we negotiate our cba i...
shaky bronze generalized bond
  06/19/09
anyone else get the feeling that our union leadership isn't ...
Glassy violent fat ankles temple
  06/19/09
You okay, dood?
chest-beating massive mental disorder
  06/19/09
?
chest-beating massive mental disorder
  10/09/09
!
razzle mother lettuce
  08/18/10
I have not seen this poaster in over a year.
chest-beating massive mental disorder
  10/06/10
this is actually true
flesh floppy plaza
  10/06/10
...
chest-beating massive mental disorder
  06/03/11
*bestows a multitude of 180s upon each of you*
Aphrodisiac cumskin point
  06/19/09
180 thread
milky double fault
  06/19/09
bounced check bump
Diverse pea-brained gas station
  07/05/09
...
bonkers theater stage
  07/13/09
blood in, blood out.
Misunderstood Boyish Lay
  07/05/09
...
Diverse pea-brained gas station
  07/10/09
SUMMON: BLL recruiter
rough-skinned yapping stage
  07/10/09
...
Aphrodisiac cumskin point
  07/13/09
...
Passionate National
  07/13/09
I'd be ok with it if it wasn't for the fucking paperwork. I ...
Unholy Spot Ratface
  07/13/09
Hey, at least you're always scheduled for the good shifts. I...
Aphrodisiac cumskin point
  07/13/09
Xiao Peng is hilarious, doodette
Diverse pea-brained gas station
  07/24/09
well, it is where everyone knows your name...
Deranged Heady Stain Stead
  07/24/09
...
Aphrodisiac cumskin point
  09/11/09
...
bonkers theater stage
  09/11/09
...
Lilac Range Jewess
  09/11/09
Yeah the money's good in theory but Rach keeps "acciden...
adventurous patrolman
  09/11/09
Dr. Science's silence in this thread is deafening. How does ...
chest-beating massive mental disorder
  10/09/09
Told MPP I wanted out yesterday. This morning I woke up wit...
Well-lubricated Opaque Striped Hyena
  10/09/09
180
sepia sanctuary dragon
  10/19/09
a fucking albino buffalo
chest-beating massive mental disorder
  12/17/10
During a romantic dinner with my wife at Olive Garden a few ...
Talented lemon mediation background story
  10/09/09
Would be amazing if this was true
Aromatic Shimmering Dilemma
  10/11/09
Fuck. You too?
chest-beating massive mental disorder
  10/19/09
...
chest-beating massive mental disorder
  02/03/10
by "Post" you meant "Poast", right?
hairraiser rigpig orchestra pit
  02/03/10
this poast was pre-poast button, i think
harsh laughsome candlestick maker
  07/13/10
lol
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  05/14/10
...
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  05/23/11
...
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  07/13/10
So I was having a g chat w/ *bel* Me: Yeah, my dog just h...
cocky gay wizard
  08/18/10
outstanding thread tyty
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  10/06/10


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Date: June 19th, 2009 12:50 PM
Author: Diverse pea-brained gas station

The money's just too fucking good. Talk about golden handcuffs.

*sets stack of $100 bills on fire*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1022166&forum_id=2#12034618)



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Date: June 19th, 2009 12:51 PM
Author: autistic overrated hall ladyboy

*ignores models and bottles in order to participate in ratings thread*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1022166&forum_id=2#12034628)



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Date: June 19th, 2009 12:55 PM
Author: Glassy violent fat ankles temple

i started getting creepy phonecalls at 3am and odd cars driving by my place after i threatened to quit.

and of course we ALL remember the odd string of poster "suicides" before the proposed strike of '05...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1022166&forum_id=2#12034658)



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Date: June 19th, 2009 12:55 PM
Author: Diverse pea-brained gas station

Don't forget Thea and NicoBlue's tragic "fishing accident".

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1022166&forum_id=2#12034670)



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Date: June 19th, 2009 12:58 PM
Author: Glassy violent fat ankles temple

they can get you coming and going.

stanlee told me one day that he was fed up, and was going to buy an assault rifle.

he never even made it to the gunstore...

what did they say happened, exactly? he "intentionally guided his vehicle down an embankment in an attempted suicide?"

you can visit what's left of him at the long-term care facility, if you have the balls.

it ain't much, though.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1022166&forum_id=2#12034695)



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Date: June 19th, 2009 1:04 PM
Author: Diverse pea-brained gas station

http://www.yourdailymedia.com/i/u/Gn174cTH.jpg

*shudders*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1022166&forum_id=2#12034742)



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Date: August 18th, 2010 3:51 PM
Author: cocky gay wizard

Was this in a move? I googled and it didn't come up from anything but it sounds familiar.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1022166&forum_id=2#15820475)



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Date: June 19th, 2009 1:24 PM
Author: shaky bronze generalized bond

i remember

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1022166&forum_id=2#12034841)



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Date: June 19th, 2009 1:38 PM
Author: Glassy violent fat ankles temple

JE ME SOUVIENS

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1022166&forum_id=2#12034909)



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Date: June 19th, 2009 1:09 PM
Author: Kink-friendly meetinghouse

i fled once; went to nam and opened a small waterside bar. a normal asian couple finished their mudslides and on the check they wrote "whokebe doesn't surf." i got back to my apartment and a bottle of viva smart sat atop my desk, and attached to the mouth was my new moniker and password.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1022166&forum_id=2#12034766)



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Date: June 19th, 2009 1:10 PM
Author: Diverse pea-brained gas station

I think we all have stories like this.

Trustafarian knew too much.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1022166&forum_id=2#12034769)



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Date: June 19th, 2009 1:11 PM
Author: Kink-friendly meetinghouse

poor kid just had a finger cramp from working fiver over. i heard "the management" didn't believe that was the reason he stopped posting. his own dentist couldn't believe those were his crowns.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1022166&forum_id=2#12034778)



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Date: June 19th, 2009 1:15 PM
Author: Diverse pea-brained gas station

I ordered Alaskan king crab at some restaurant in Allentown a while back and found a Boalt class ring lodged in its stomach.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1022166&forum_id=2#12034798)



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Date: June 19th, 2009 1:18 PM
Author: Kink-friendly meetinghouse

similar story. i was eating ribs in houston and the waitress told me the chef wanted to see me. i go back and he opens the walkin cooler; the sick fuck has jim adler hanging from his ankles, alive, barely, with a flap of skin hanging off the left side of his torso. the chef makes a belly laugh and says to jim "good thing your buddy didn't order a whole rack."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1022166&forum_id=2#12034815)



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Date: June 19th, 2009 1:23 PM
Author: Diverse pea-brained gas station

Rachmiel and his fucking thugs. I won't tell you what happened the last time I passed through Madison and ordered Italian sausage.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1022166&forum_id=2#12034835)



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Date: May 14th, 2010 12:51 PM
Author: chest-beating massive mental disorder



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1022166&forum_id=2#14990178)



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Date: June 19th, 2009 1:28 PM
Author: bonkers theater stage

lol golden

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1022166&forum_id=2#12034859)



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Date: July 1st, 2010 8:54 PM
Author: Passionate National



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1022166&forum_id=2#15393747)



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Date: June 19th, 2009 1:22 PM
Author: ruddy infuriating nursing home

subtle gem of a post

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1022166&forum_id=2#12034832)



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Date: June 19th, 2009 1:23 PM
Author: Passionate National

ty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1022166&forum_id=2#12034838)



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Date: June 19th, 2009 1:24 PM
Author: bonkers theater stage

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1022166&forum_id=2#12034842)



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Date: June 19th, 2009 1:42 PM
Author: Stimulating chestnut sound barrier

This was really good work

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1022166&forum_id=2#12034934)



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Date: July 5th, 2009 5:19 PM
Author: hyperactive spectacular abode preventive strike

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1022166&forum_id=2#12163528)



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Date: July 10th, 2009 11:16 AM
Author: flesh floppy plaza

amazing!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1022166&forum_id=2#12207106)



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Date: July 10th, 2009 11:18 AM
Author: rough-skinned yapping stage

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1022166&forum_id=2#12207113)



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Date: September 11th, 2009 4:46 PM
Author: Walnut deep den

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1022166&forum_id=2#12722546)



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Date: September 11th, 2009 4:47 PM
Author: crusty personal credit line crackhouse

this is swell.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1022166&forum_id=2#12722551)



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Date: October 9th, 2009 11:54 AM
Author: bonkers theater stage

still 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1022166&forum_id=2#12945121)



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Date: August 18th, 2010 12:44 AM
Author: snowy pit

lol i appreciate you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1022166&forum_id=2#15816165)



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Date: August 18th, 2010 12:46 AM
Author: Mind-boggling dopamine

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1022166&forum_id=2#15816182)



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Date: August 18th, 2010 12:47 AM
Author: Self-centered Party Of The First Part Cuck

overrated

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1022166&forum_id=2#15816195)



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Date: August 18th, 2010 3:52 PM
Author: Mind-boggling dopamine

disagree

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1022166&forum_id=2#15820477)



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Date: October 6th, 2010 6:03 PM
Author: Thirsty marvelous stage masturbator

lolol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1022166&forum_id=2#16230830)



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Date: October 6th, 2010 6:05 PM
Author: flesh floppy plaza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1022166&forum_id=2#16230835)



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Date: May 23rd, 2011 2:27 PM
Author: chest-beating massive mental disorder



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1022166&forum_id=2#18070236)



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Date: May 23rd, 2011 2:35 PM
Author: electric locale faggotry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1022166&forum_id=2#18070289)



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Date: June 19th, 2009 1:40 PM
Author: shaky bronze generalized bond

anyone worried about work stoppage as we negotiate our cba in 2010?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1022166&forum_id=2#12034924)



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Date: June 19th, 2009 1:49 PM
Author: Glassy violent fat ankles temple

anyone else get the feeling that our union leadership isn't really on our side in this deal?

so, okay - we start off with the famous ten DEMANDS - not REQUESTS, but fucking DEMANDS. we even called them "The Ten Demandments."

then the first one - lawsuit indeminification for "posts in the due course of business" - gets suddenly and inexplicably dropped. the union bigshots say it's because "they're comfortable it won't be an issue."

BULL. SHIT.

then the next demandment falls. then two more get weakened. then another gets "modified."

these weren't huge demands - this was basic stuff. AutoAdmit didn't BECOME a multibillion-dollar enterprise without the paid poster corps. why do we take all this shit from management?

fuck; hold on dooder; there's some kind of fire in my basement...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1022166&forum_id=2#12034991)



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Date: June 19th, 2009 3:06 PM
Author: chest-beating massive mental disorder

You okay, dood?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1022166&forum_id=2#12035503)



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Date: October 9th, 2009 11:52 AM
Author: chest-beating massive mental disorder

?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1022166&forum_id=2#12945109)



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Date: August 18th, 2010 3:48 PM
Author: razzle mother lettuce

!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1022166&forum_id=2#15820444)



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Date: October 6th, 2010 4:42 PM
Author: chest-beating massive mental disorder

I have not seen this poaster in over a year.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1022166&forum_id=2#16230487)



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Date: October 6th, 2010 6:08 PM
Author: flesh floppy plaza

this is actually true

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1022166&forum_id=2#16230843)



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Date: June 3rd, 2011 9:11 AM
Author: chest-beating massive mental disorder



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1022166&forum_id=2#18155071)



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Date: June 19th, 2009 1:43 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac cumskin point

*bestows a multitude of 180s upon each of you*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1022166&forum_id=2#12034944)



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Date: June 19th, 2009 3:09 PM
Author: milky double fault

180 thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1022166&forum_id=2#12035518)



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Date: July 5th, 2009 4:12 PM
Author: Diverse pea-brained gas station

bounced check bump

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1022166&forum_id=2#12162956)



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Date: July 13th, 2009 5:30 PM
Author: bonkers theater stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1022166&forum_id=2#12233664)



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Date: July 5th, 2009 5:10 PM
Author: Misunderstood Boyish Lay

blood in, blood out.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1022166&forum_id=2#12163449)



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Date: July 10th, 2009 11:14 AM
Author: Diverse pea-brained gas station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1022166&forum_id=2#12207095)



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Date: July 10th, 2009 11:14 AM
Author: rough-skinned yapping stage

SUMMON: BLL recruiter

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1022166&forum_id=2#12207097)



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Date: July 13th, 2009 5:23 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac cumskin point



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1022166&forum_id=2#12233622)



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Date: July 13th, 2009 5:27 PM
Author: Passionate National



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1022166&forum_id=2#12233646)



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Date: July 13th, 2009 5:30 PM
Author: Unholy Spot Ratface

I'd be ok with it if it wasn't for the fucking paperwork. I mean really.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1022166&forum_id=2#12233663)



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Date: July 13th, 2009 5:46 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac cumskin point

Hey, at least you're always scheduled for the good shifts. I've been on the 10pm-6am slot for the past three weeks. Nothing but n-threaders, Aspies and that one dude in China.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1022166&forum_id=2#12233785)



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Date: July 24th, 2009 10:05 AM
Author: Diverse pea-brained gas station

Xiao Peng is hilarious, doodette

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1022166&forum_id=2#12333467)



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Date: July 24th, 2009 10:39 AM
Author: Deranged Heady Stain Stead

well, it is where everyone knows your name...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1022166&forum_id=2#12333649)



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Date: September 11th, 2009 4:39 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac cumskin point



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1022166&forum_id=2#12722515)



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Date: September 11th, 2009 4:44 PM
Author: bonkers theater stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1022166&forum_id=2#12722535)



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Date: September 11th, 2009 4:45 PM
Author: Lilac Range Jewess



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1022166&forum_id=2#12722542)



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Date: September 11th, 2009 4:46 PM
Author: adventurous patrolman

Yeah the money's good in theory but Rach keeps "accidentally" making my paychecks out to ..,.,.,.,;,,.;,. instead of ..,.,.,.,;,,,;.. Is the extra 3 days of float really worth giving that kind of shady treatment to your employees (excuse me, I mean "independant contractors")

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1022166&forum_id=2#12722549)



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Date: October 9th, 2009 11:57 AM
Author: chest-beating massive mental disorder

Dr. Science's silence in this thread is deafening. How does it feel to hunt and kill your own kind, Doc?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1022166&forum_id=2#12945144)



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Date: October 9th, 2009 12:24 PM
Author: Well-lubricated Opaque Striped Hyena

Told MPP I wanted out yesterday. This morning I woke up with a dull headache and the faint taste of copper on the air. Walked into the living room to find an albino buffalo lying dead on the carpet and the word "preftigious" written in its blood in calligraphic lettering on the otherwise pristine wall. The beast had been stabbed sixteen times, each a clean, deep cut through a major organ. Say what you will, but the man does quality work.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1022166&forum_id=2#12945294)



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Date: October 19th, 2009 7:13 PM
Author: sepia sanctuary dragon

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1022166&forum_id=2#13030738)



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Date: December 17th, 2010 3:32 PM
Author: chest-beating massive mental disorder

a fucking albino buffalo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1022166&forum_id=2#16837229)



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Date: October 9th, 2009 12:37 PM
Author: Talented lemon mediation background story

During a romantic dinner with my wife at Olive Garden a few weeks ago, I finally agreed to give up "the life" at her incessant urgings. The next morning I woke up to find firefox opened to xoxo with a prewritten post containing my personal information, a list of my monikers, and links to my most offensive threads. The mouse cursor rested directly on the Post button.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1022166&forum_id=2#12945381)



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Date: October 11th, 2009 2:14 PM
Author: Aromatic Shimmering Dilemma

Would be amazing if this was true

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1022166&forum_id=2#12962696)



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Date: October 19th, 2009 7:11 PM
Author: chest-beating massive mental disorder

Fuck. You too?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1022166&forum_id=2#13030714)



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Date: February 3rd, 2010 11:10 AM
Author: chest-beating massive mental disorder



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1022166&forum_id=2#13999972)



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Date: February 3rd, 2010 11:22 AM
Author: hairraiser rigpig orchestra pit

by "Post" you meant "Poast", right?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1022166&forum_id=2#14000054)



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Date: July 13th, 2010 6:58 PM
Author: harsh laughsome candlestick maker

this poast was pre-poast button, i think

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1022166&forum_id=2#15497872)



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Date: May 14th, 2010 1:05 PM
Author: vivacious queen of the night center

lol

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Date: August 18th, 2010 4:04 PM
Author: cocky gay wizard

So I was having a g chat w/ *bel*

Me: Yeah, my dog just had a bunch of little puppies. Finally, slow bitch

*bel*: Haha, i LOVE puppyd00ds!

Me: I know, they are the best. But, I looked over and saw my wife crying. The thing is, *bel*, I need to stop poasting. She wants to have kids, but can't raise them by herself if I am megapoasting 100 hours a week.

*bel*: You're saying you want a raise?

Me: I'm saying I want out.

*bel*: I'm sorry to hear that. Hopefully you will reconsider.

The next day, I got home to find all of my puppyd00ds murdered. The police said that the weapon was most likely some chic in-season purse. In blood, on the walls, it said "RECONSIDER". The police asked me if I knew who did it. I shook my head and said no. My wife and I are now divorced because I can't quit. I'm not allowed to. It's better for her this way.

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Date: October 6th, 2010 6:18 PM
Author: Concupiscible pungent chapel

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