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Suspect partner overheard me bitching out a junior associate

Junior associate gave me an attitude and I nearly went apesh...
heady vermilion chapel
  07/01/09
cool story hansel. you're quite the rainmaker.
Apoplectic gay wizard
  07/01/09
Actually I was afraid I might get in trouble for going apesh...
heady vermilion chapel
  07/01/09
Describe said associate
jet-lagged personal credit line shrine
  07/01/09
Smart ass who fucked up. Went to TTT and mistakenly thinks ...
heady vermilion chapel
  07/01/09
damn. what did he do?
jet-lagged personal credit line shrine
  07/01/09
I gave the guy constructive criticism on his objectively shi...
heady vermilion chapel
  07/01/09
you sound like an uptight douche, yelling at people and goin...
Apoplectic gay wizard
  07/01/09
The dood is about 4 inches taller than me and outweighs me ...
heady vermilion chapel
  07/01/09
LOL, so youre some uptight Jew or little slope who is on a p...
Apoplectic gay wizard
  07/01/09
?
jet-lagged personal credit line shrine
  07/01/09
what's your question friend?
Apoplectic gay wizard
  07/01/09
No, I'm a normal size gentile.
heady vermilion chapel
  07/01/09
tell us about your prestigious school. lol
Apoplectic gay wizard
  07/01/09
T14, no big whoop
heady vermilion chapel
  07/01/09
exactly, you went to some shithole like NU or Cornell.
Apoplectic gay wizard
  07/01/09
I don't know why you'd care about where I went to school. ...
heady vermilion chapel
  07/01/09
I'm just demonstrating that you're some unprestigious, middl...
Apoplectic gay wizard
  07/01/09
You sound like a self righteous dildo. You're the one try...
heady vermilion chapel
  07/01/09
don't like how it feels, do you prole? Think about that nex...
Apoplectic gay wizard
  07/01/09
Hey just curious, are you at a firm with a bunch of asshole ...
Transparent harsh range cumskin
  07/01/09
no, but I've seen dickheads like the OP since I've been doin...
Apoplectic gay wizard
  07/01/09
Not even slightly correct. This guy repeatedly tested my pa...
heady vermilion chapel
  07/01/09
This guy probably gets shit on daily. He might even be the ...
heady vermilion chapel
  07/01/09
no dude, I'm a mid level at V5 and I eat toileteers like you...
Apoplectic gay wizard
  07/01/09
I've always thought that was a particularly gay expression. ...
heady vermilion chapel
  07/01/09
Not really brah, my uncle is one of the swinging dicks at th...
Apoplectic gay wizard
  07/01/09
I'm sure you're a very important faggot, in your own mind.
heady vermilion chapel
  07/01/09
I don't think I'm anything special at all, especially in thi...
Apoplectic gay wizard
  07/01/09
You're terribly presumptuous and sound like a horrible perso...
heady vermilion chapel
  07/01/09
Both of you are insecure jackasses for arguing anonymously a...
poppy party of the first part mood
  07/01/09
the second your uncle strokes out or goes to jail for kiddy ...
Puce brethren
  07/01/09
Right, I'm very intimidated by your baseless faggot insults....
heady vermilion chapel
  07/01/09
go slink back into work to take orders from your betters, pe...
Apoplectic gay wizard
  07/01/09
Go update your resume for OCI.
heady vermilion chapel
  07/01/09
pwnt and pst
laughsome cheese-eating mad-dog skullcap
  07/01/09
"apeshit"?
Bossy set
  07/01/09
"smarted off"?
Bossy set
  07/01/09
this really ought to have been the last word here; brilliant...
Bossy set
  07/01/09
guess you were king of that encounter; the satisfaction must...
Bossy set
  07/01/09
Killself.
flesh abnormal shitlib
  07/01/09
Please state your position in the firm.
Transparent harsh range cumskin
  07/01/09
Couple class years ahead of the shithead associate
heady vermilion chapel
  07/01/09
Is your firm one that engaged in lay-offs?
Transparent harsh range cumskin
  07/01/09
Not yet
heady vermilion chapel
  07/01/09
now i know you post on xo, haha
Excitant church
  07/01/09
wow, public humiliation. i imagine the next time he has a ch...
drunken pontificating antidepressant drug
  07/01/09
OP sounds like a real jewel. I hope you die in a car fire.
Opaque aromatic elastic band
  07/01/09
ty
rusted base
  07/01/09
?
Opaque aromatic elastic band
  07/01/09
OP should die in a car fire. I appreciate your magnamity ...
rusted base
  07/01/09
Glad to do it. We all have to pull our weight around here, ...
Opaque aromatic elastic band
  07/01/09
Think about shutting the door next time you go "apeshit...
emerald idiot gas station
  07/01/09
OP is a retard. Even if you're going to lose your shit and s...
Nubile Box Office
  07/01/09
You sound like an ass.
rambunctious wine point love of her life
  07/01/09
he does. i think i'll "go apeshit" on an insecure...
Bossy set
  07/01/09
Wow you sound like an insufferable douche!
greedy stead reading party
  07/01/09
and this thread's going splendidly for him
Bossy set
  07/01/09
I lol when I think of OP creating this thread expecting resp...
greedy stead reading party
  07/01/09
Not exactly where he thought the Threat was gonna go http...
Mind-boggling main people cruise ship
  07/01/09
YLS grad here. Periodically I go apeshit on TTTer Harvard gr...
autistic patrolman
  07/01/09
yeah, make friends at all costs
sinister juggernaut orchestra pit
  07/01/09
wow, you are so awesome!! can i haz your autograph??
Copper Mildly Autistic Library Dingle Berry
  07/01/09
*APESHITS ALL OVER SECRETARY PARALEGAL AND ASSOCIATES* *I...
Opaque aromatic elastic band
  07/01/09
ITT: aspie with delusions of grandeur acts like petulant chi...
Demanding Citrine Bbw
  07/01/09


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Date: July 1st, 2009 4:21 AM
Author: heady vermilion chapel

Junior associate gave me an attitude and I nearly went apeshit.

Next morning partner was talking to associate for an extended period and associate was morosely looking at the floor.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031301&forum_id=2#12131028)



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Date: July 1st, 2009 4:26 AM
Author: Apoplectic gay wizard

cool story hansel. you're quite the rainmaker.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031301&forum_id=2#12131034)



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Date: July 1st, 2009 4:29 AM
Author: heady vermilion chapel

Actually I was afraid I might get in trouble for going apeshit. Apparently the partner not only approves but added some of his own.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031301&forum_id=2#12131036)



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Date: July 1st, 2009 4:37 AM
Author: jet-lagged personal credit line shrine

Describe said associate

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031301&forum_id=2#12131040)



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Date: July 1st, 2009 4:38 AM
Author: heady vermilion chapel

Smart ass who fucked up. Went to TTT and mistakenly thinks he's the shit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031301&forum_id=2#12131041)



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Date: July 1st, 2009 4:43 AM
Author: jet-lagged personal credit line shrine

damn. what did he do?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031301&forum_id=2#12131049)



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Date: July 1st, 2009 4:47 AM
Author: heady vermilion chapel

I gave the guy constructive criticism on his objectively shitty work. He smarted off to me and I went apeshit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031301&forum_id=2#12131052)



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Date: July 1st, 2009 4:56 AM
Author: Apoplectic gay wizard

you sound like an uptight douche, yelling at people and going "apeshit" at someone who thought he was being cute demonstrates what a faggot you are. I'm sure dood was smaller than you too or you wouldn't have had the stones to do it in the first place.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031301&forum_id=2#12131058)



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Date: July 1st, 2009 5:01 AM
Author: heady vermilion chapel

The dood is about 4 inches taller than me and outweighs me by at least 50 pounds. I really don't give a shit.

My firm is big on civility, but this fucker was more than I was willing to put up with.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031301&forum_id=2#12131060)



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Date: July 1st, 2009 5:11 AM
Author: Apoplectic gay wizard

LOL, so youre some uptight Jew or little slope who is on a power trip. this dude will probably have your job in a year. Lulz.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031301&forum_id=2#12131062)



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Date: July 1st, 2009 5:14 AM
Author: jet-lagged personal credit line shrine

?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031301&forum_id=2#12131063)



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Date: July 1st, 2009 5:14 AM
Author: Apoplectic gay wizard

what's your question friend?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031301&forum_id=2#12131065)



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Date: July 1st, 2009 5:14 AM
Author: heady vermilion chapel

No, I'm a normal size gentile.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031301&forum_id=2#12131064)



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Date: July 1st, 2009 5:15 AM
Author: Apoplectic gay wizard

tell us about your prestigious school. lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031301&forum_id=2#12131066)



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Date: July 1st, 2009 5:17 AM
Author: heady vermilion chapel

T14, no big whoop

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031301&forum_id=2#12131068)



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Date: July 1st, 2009 5:18 AM
Author: Apoplectic gay wizard

exactly, you went to some shithole like NU or Cornell.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031301&forum_id=2#12131069)



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Date: July 1st, 2009 5:20 AM
Author: heady vermilion chapel

I don't know why you'd care about where I went to school.

I went justifiably apeshit and instead of being disciplined myself, I was affirmed. That is all.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031301&forum_id=2#12131070)



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Date: July 1st, 2009 5:22 AM
Author: Apoplectic gay wizard

I'm just demonstrating that you're some unprestigious, middle of the road schlep who probably went to a TTT undergrad and had a TTT major. I'm sure you scored a 169 on the LSAT or something similarly terrible. Now you're acting like some bigshot for telling off some noob at your firm. You are clearly an immature faggot with very little prestige.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031301&forum_id=2#12131071)



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Date: July 1st, 2009 5:25 AM
Author: heady vermilion chapel

You sound like a self righteous dildo.

You're the one trying to lord it over people.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031301&forum_id=2#12131072)



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Date: July 1st, 2009 5:27 AM
Author: Apoplectic gay wizard

don't like how it feels, do you prole? Think about that next time you abuse some "TTT". You're a TTT piece of shit yourself, and nothing special.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031301&forum_id=2#12131074)



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Date: July 1st, 2009 5:28 AM
Author: Transparent harsh range cumskin

Hey just curious, are you at a firm with a bunch of asshole senior associates?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031301&forum_id=2#12131076)



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Date: July 1st, 2009 5:30 AM
Author: Apoplectic gay wizard

no, but I've seen dickheads like the OP since I've been doing this shit. They are invariably, insecure douches themselves and get off on pwning TTTs.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031301&forum_id=2#12131078)



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Date: July 1st, 2009 5:31 AM
Author: heady vermilion chapel

Not even slightly correct. This guy repeatedly tested my patience before I reached my limit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031301&forum_id=2#12131081)



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Date: July 1st, 2009 5:30 AM
Author: heady vermilion chapel

This guy probably gets shit on daily. He might even be the idiot I yelled at.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031301&forum_id=2#12131079)



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Date: July 1st, 2009 5:32 AM
Author: Apoplectic gay wizard

no dude, I'm a mid level at V5 and I eat toileteers like you for fucking breakfast. Enjoy Piper or whatever shithole you work at.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031301&forum_id=2#12131083)



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Date: July 1st, 2009 5:35 AM
Author: heady vermilion chapel

I've always thought that was a particularly gay expression.

We both know the only thing you eat is shit from partners. You've never tried a case or even spoken in court.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031301&forum_id=2#12131084)



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Date: July 1st, 2009 5:37 AM
Author: Apoplectic gay wizard

Not really brah, my uncle is one of the swinging dicks at the firm so I'm basically untouchable. It's little bitches like you who live in abject fear of getting layoff-pwned and forced out, especially given your TTT background.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031301&forum_id=2#12131089)



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Date: July 1st, 2009 5:40 AM
Author: heady vermilion chapel

I'm sure you're a very important faggot, in your own mind.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031301&forum_id=2#12131090)



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Date: July 1st, 2009 5:43 AM
Author: Apoplectic gay wizard

I don't think I'm anything special at all, especially in this bullshit profession. I am, however, MUCH more intelligent and prestigious than someone like you, who'll spend the next 30 years working like a bitch trying to scrape something together before dropping dead at 55 of stress-induced heart attack.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031301&forum_id=2#12131094)



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Date: July 1st, 2009 5:45 AM
Author: heady vermilion chapel

You're terribly presumptuous and sound like a horrible person.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031301&forum_id=2#12131095)



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Date: July 1st, 2009 9:37 AM
Author: poppy party of the first part mood

Both of you are insecure jackasses for arguing anonymously about who is more preftigious.

The only person more insecure than you on this entire webchatarena is me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031301&forum_id=2#12131300)



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Date: July 1st, 2009 9:28 AM
Author: Puce brethren

the second your uncle strokes out or goes to jail for kiddy diddling YOUR FUCT.

HTH

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031301&forum_id=2#12131273)



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Date: July 1st, 2009 5:29 AM
Author: heady vermilion chapel

Right, I'm very intimidated by your baseless faggot insults.

Fuck off.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031301&forum_id=2#12131077)



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Date: July 1st, 2009 5:31 AM
Author: Apoplectic gay wizard

go slink back into work to take orders from your betters, people like me. LOL at this TTT piece of garbage.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031301&forum_id=2#12131080)



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Date: July 1st, 2009 5:32 AM
Author: heady vermilion chapel

Go update your resume for OCI.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031301&forum_id=2#12131082)



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Date: July 1st, 2009 9:39 AM
Author: laughsome cheese-eating mad-dog skullcap

pwnt and pst

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031301&forum_id=2#12131304)



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Date: July 1st, 2009 12:02 PM
Author: Bossy set

"apeshit"?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031301&forum_id=2#12131996)



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Date: July 1st, 2009 12:02 PM
Author: Bossy set

"smarted off"?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031301&forum_id=2#12131994)



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Date: July 1st, 2009 12:06 PM
Author: Bossy set

this really ought to have been the last word here; brilliant, underrated post

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031301&forum_id=2#12132017)



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Date: July 1st, 2009 12:01 PM
Author: Bossy set

guess you were king of that encounter; the satisfaction must be immense

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031301&forum_id=2#12131993)



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Date: July 1st, 2009 1:29 PM
Author: flesh abnormal shitlib

Killself.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031301&forum_id=2#12132730)



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Date: July 1st, 2009 4:46 AM
Author: Transparent harsh range cumskin

Please state your position in the firm.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031301&forum_id=2#12131051)



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Date: July 1st, 2009 4:47 AM
Author: heady vermilion chapel

Couple class years ahead of the shithead associate

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031301&forum_id=2#12131053)



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Date: July 1st, 2009 4:48 AM
Author: Transparent harsh range cumskin

Is your firm one that engaged in lay-offs?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031301&forum_id=2#12131054)



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Date: July 1st, 2009 4:49 AM
Author: heady vermilion chapel

Not yet

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031301&forum_id=2#12131055)



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Date: July 1st, 2009 9:40 AM
Author: Excitant church

now i know you post on xo, haha

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031301&forum_id=2#12131309)



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Date: July 1st, 2009 10:16 AM
Author: drunken pontificating antidepressant drug

wow, public humiliation. i imagine the next time he has a chance to screw you, he'll do so without thinking twice.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031301&forum_id=2#12131413)



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Date: July 1st, 2009 10:17 AM
Author: Opaque aromatic elastic band

OP sounds like a real jewel. I hope you die in a car fire.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031301&forum_id=2#12131417)



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Date: July 1st, 2009 10:22 AM
Author: rusted base

ty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031301&forum_id=2#12131429)



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Date: July 1st, 2009 10:23 AM
Author: Opaque aromatic elastic band

?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031301&forum_id=2#12131430)



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Date: July 1st, 2009 10:35 AM
Author: rusted base

OP should die in a car fire.

I appreciate your magnamity in pointing this out.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031301&forum_id=2#12131486)



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Date: July 1st, 2009 10:38 AM
Author: Opaque aromatic elastic band

Glad to do it. We all have to pull our weight around here, so I do my best to contribute. For other indicia of my particularly vitriolic mood today, I suggest you look through the "Summon BlueSmoke" thread.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031301&forum_id=2#12131503)



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Date: July 1st, 2009 10:20 AM
Author: emerald idiot gas station

Think about shutting the door next time you go "apeshit" on someone instead of doing it within earshot of others. It's common courtesy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031301&forum_id=2#12131422)



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Date: July 1st, 2009 10:34 AM
Author: Nubile Box Office

OP is a retard. Even if you're going to lose your shit and start yelling at a subordinate, do it with the door closed. But losing your shit just makes you look retarded.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031301&forum_id=2#12131481)



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Date: July 1st, 2009 10:58 AM
Author: rambunctious wine point love of her life

You sound like an ass.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031301&forum_id=2#12131619)



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Date: July 1st, 2009 12:03 PM
Author: Bossy set

he does. i think i'll "go apeshit" on an insecure lower 't-14' type today to honor him

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031301&forum_id=2#12131999)



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Date: July 1st, 2009 12:05 PM
Author: greedy stead reading party

Wow you sound like an insufferable douche!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031301&forum_id=2#12132010)



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Date: July 1st, 2009 12:07 PM
Author: Bossy set

and this thread's going splendidly for him

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031301&forum_id=2#12132023)



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Date: July 1st, 2009 12:17 PM
Author: greedy stead reading party

I lol when I think of OP creating this thread expecting responses like, "Wow, did he talk back to you?!" and "What kind of assignment did you give him; was it hard?" and "180! That partner now knows what an alpha you are!" and instead he gets:

"Wow you sound like an insecure beta faggot"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031301&forum_id=2#12132109)



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Date: July 1st, 2009 2:19 PM
Author: Mind-boggling main people cruise ship

Not exactly where he thought the Threat was gonna go

http://img.thesun.co.uk/multimedia/archive/00334/ed_imgSNN2552B_435_334918a.jpg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031301&forum_id=2#12133096)



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Date: July 1st, 2009 12:10 PM
Author: autistic patrolman

YLS grad here. Periodically I go apeshit on TTTer Harvard grads.

But seriously folks, if you're going to bitch people out, please don't do it publicly. You're creating an enemy and asking for an asswhoopin

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031301&forum_id=2#12132050)



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Date: July 1st, 2009 1:32 PM
Author: sinister juggernaut orchestra pit

yeah, make friends at all costs

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031301&forum_id=2#12132745)



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Date: July 1st, 2009 12:13 PM
Author: Copper Mildly Autistic Library Dingle Berry

wow, you are so awesome!!

can i haz your autograph??

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031301&forum_id=2#12132067)



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Date: July 1st, 2009 12:21 PM
Author: Opaque aromatic elastic band

*APESHITS ALL OVER SECRETARY PARALEGAL AND ASSOCIATES*

*IS SHOCKED WHEN WORK DOESNT GET DONE*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031301&forum_id=2#12132160)



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Date: July 1st, 2009 1:45 PM
Author: Demanding Citrine Bbw

ITT: aspie with delusions of grandeur acts like petulant child.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031301&forum_id=2#12132830)