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FML. Accidentally put "lol wtf did he say" in my resume

Resume currently reads: Intern, Spring 2006ol wtf did he ...
Bateful Ocher Chapel
  07/24/09
you can replace it, np
razzle-dazzle roast beef son of senegal
  07/24/09
how and where?
Bateful Ocher Chapel
  07/24/09
send a new resume ASAP
burgundy base
  07/24/09
how do i do it? im on symplicity and theres now way to chang...
Bateful Ocher Chapel
  07/24/09
contact career services, chill, just tell them you have a ty...
razzle-dazzle roast beef son of senegal
  07/24/09
Go to documents. Add new documents. Change the one you submi...
Silver arousing french chef
  07/24/09
180 whether flame or not EDIT: after thinking it over, i ...
out-of-control trip stag film goyim
  07/24/09
made me LOL
Concupiscible Dark Piazza Tank
  07/24/09
If that resume ever gets to my desk you have an interview.
shimmering bbw
  07/24/09
cosign
frozen offensive double fault property
  07/24/09
cosign as well
wonderful crackhouse mood
  07/24/09
double cocosign
opaque coffee pot
  02/08/10
guys please help i will pay someone if they can figure out h...
Bateful Ocher Chapel
  07/24/09
u need to be talking to ur career services ppl, not us. most...
Cerebral Persian Senate
  07/24/09
career services office is closed over weekend i think. t...
Bateful Ocher Chapel
  07/24/09
once bidding ends, i'm pretty sure there is no way for u to ...
Cerebral Persian Senate
  07/24/09
thanks a lot i will give it a shot.
Bateful Ocher Chapel
  07/24/09
lol @ the thought that career services actually know anythin...
mahogany sadistic church travel guidebook
  07/24/09
lol @ the thought that anyone here can actually DO anything ...
Cerebral Persian Senate
  07/24/09
dude, if you are serious, you are an idiot. just email or ca...
Fishy aphrodisiac becky jap
  07/24/09
i know im an idiot dude i just basically fucked my life over...
Bateful Ocher Chapel
  07/24/09
never know if you don't try, but definitely send something n...
Fishy aphrodisiac becky jap
  07/24/09
I had a similar situation with resume submission where I sub...
contagious locus
  02/08/10
lulz
canary thriller university prole
  02/08/10
this is hilarious flame 178
Painfully Honest Brindle Death Wish Immigrant
  07/24/09
awesome
Talking zombie-like home masturbator
  07/24/09
180
Lascivious hall pocket flask
  07/24/09
flame but 180
Carnelian irradiated half-breed space
  07/24/09
this is an obvious flame. op's error is so unique that it w...
twinkling meetinghouse fanboi
  07/24/09
At this point, outing him wouldn't be such a bad thing. ...
exhilarant disgusting ticket booth
  07/25/09
Also outing the OP as a racist with the name "DEAD NIGG...
massive stimulating party of the first part
  02/08/10
i doubt anyone reads resumes anyway. you will get in whereve...
opaque coffee pot
  07/25/09
180
Submissive locale weed whacker
  07/25/09
...
nudist halford stock car
  08/13/09
ROFL
Aggressive stead dopamine
  08/14/09
my miserable state of unemployment/debt has me praying that ...
cyan corn cake
  08/14/09
never forget
Lascivious hall pocket flask
  09/16/09
haha i forgot this
Mind-boggling unhinged psychic
  09/16/09
I HOPE this is flame--I wonder if he got any offers... I us...
Abnormal hell
  09/17/09
what was the word was it bird?
chocolate station
  09/17/09
I wish I could tell you, but it'd out me and I still need a ...
Abnormal hell
  09/17/09
i need to know now! would u be willing to email it to me? i ...
chocolate station
  09/17/09
I can tell you that it is most certainly a 1 (maybe a 2) for...
Abnormal hell
  09/17/09
FUCK YOOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
chocolate station
  09/17/09
I dont have a bunch of email accounts, I only have my school...
Abnormal hell
  09/17/09
fuck this is pissing me off i need to go for a walk to co...
cowardly boyish rehab
  03/31/10
And no, although bird is often the word, it was in fact not ...
Abnormal hell
  09/17/09
write a paragraph that includes the word.......the anticipat...
Tripping very tactful haunted graveyard
  02/08/10
I don't understand how this is possible, but 180 if true.
Big-titted Cracking Public Bath Place Of Business
  09/17/09
Quite awesome I've heard of stories where people mailed the...
Mischievous hideous athletic conference
  09/17/09
...
cowardly boyish rehab
  02/08/10
i can't believe the red ball i placed on this is still prese...
chocolate station
  02/08/10
...
cowardly boyish rehab
  11/09/10
...
internet-worthy goal in life
  03/31/10
180
cowardly boyish rehab
  03/31/10
tytytytytyty
exciting federal tanning salon
  03/31/10
180. never forget.
Lascivious hall pocket flask
  08/19/10
There is actually a website deadniggerstorage.org
Big Haunting Circlehead
  08/19/10
...
chocolate station
  11/24/10
pwned
cowardly boyish rehab
  03/19/11


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Date: July 24th, 2009 6:05 PM
Author: Bateful Ocher Chapel

Resume currently reads:

Intern, Spring 2006ol wtf did he say

job stuff

job stuff

i was talking on gchat while updating my resume on symplicity and must have not clicked over to the correct window. is there any way to edit this? the bidding is closed now? should i call the school?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1049405&forum_id=2#12337069)



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Date: July 24th, 2009 6:06 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle roast beef son of senegal

you can replace it, np

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1049405&forum_id=2#12337071)



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Date: July 24th, 2009 6:06 PM
Author: Bateful Ocher Chapel

how and where?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1049405&forum_id=2#12337079)



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Date: July 24th, 2009 6:07 PM
Author: burgundy base

send a new resume ASAP

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1049405&forum_id=2#12337082)



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Date: July 24th, 2009 6:09 PM
Author: Bateful Ocher Chapel

how do i do it? im on symplicity and theres now way to change the resume for firms that i bid on.

seriously this isnt flame and im fucking freaking out. if anyone who is reading this has any idea what to do please post.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1049405&forum_id=2#12337097)



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Date: July 24th, 2009 6:19 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle roast beef son of senegal

contact career services, chill, just tell them you have a typo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1049405&forum_id=2#12337180)



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Date: July 24th, 2009 6:26 PM
Author: Silver arousing french chef

Go to documents. Add new documents. Change the one you submitted. I've done this more than once post bidding. It's fine

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1049405&forum_id=2#12337229)



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Date: July 24th, 2009 6:08 PM
Author: out-of-control trip stag film goyim

180 whether flame or not

EDIT: after thinking it over, i give it a 173 if flame and 177 if not.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1049405&forum_id=2#12337086)



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Date: July 24th, 2009 6:10 PM
Author: Concupiscible Dark Piazza Tank

made me LOL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1049405&forum_id=2#12337104)



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Date: July 24th, 2009 6:10 PM
Author: shimmering bbw

If that resume ever gets to my desk you have an interview.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1049405&forum_id=2#12337105)



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Date: July 24th, 2009 6:11 PM
Author: frozen offensive double fault property

cosign

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1049405&forum_id=2#12337113)



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Date: July 24th, 2009 6:30 PM
Author: wonderful crackhouse mood

cosign as well

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1049405&forum_id=2#12337251)



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Date: February 8th, 2010 9:41 PM
Author: opaque coffee pot

double cocosign



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1049405&forum_id=2#14059304)



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Date: July 24th, 2009 6:11 PM
Author: Bateful Ocher Chapel

guys please help i will pay someone if they can figure out how to fix this im dead serious

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1049405&forum_id=2#12337110)



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Date: July 24th, 2009 6:13 PM
Author: Cerebral Persian Senate

u need to be talking to ur career services ppl, not us. most likely they are the only ones who can fix this -- if it even can be fixed. if they've already run the bids and made resumes available to employers -- ur fucked.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1049405&forum_id=2#12337123)



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Date: July 24th, 2009 6:14 PM
Author: Bateful Ocher Chapel

career services office is closed over weekend i think.

theres gotta fucking be something that can be done. are you positive i cant update it through symplicity?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1049405&forum_id=2#12337129)



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Date: July 24th, 2009 6:16 PM
Author: Cerebral Persian Senate

once bidding ends, i'm pretty sure there is no way for u to access or change it through the student interface. if ur in town where ur school is right now, go down there and knock on some doors or something. maybe u will get lucky and someone is dicking around with OCI stuff over the weekend.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1049405&forum_id=2#12337149)



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Date: July 24th, 2009 6:18 PM
Author: Bateful Ocher Chapel

thanks a lot i will give it a shot.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1049405&forum_id=2#12337164)



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Date: July 24th, 2009 6:15 PM
Author: mahogany sadistic church travel guidebook

lol @ the thought that career services actually know anything, much less that they know more than the brilliant minds assembled at this popular and helpful e-mail blog

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1049405&forum_id=2#12337140)



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Date: July 24th, 2009 6:17 PM
Author: Cerebral Persian Senate

lol @ the thought that anyone here can actually DO anything to help this guy. his CS ppl are the ones who have access to the back-end of symplicity and could *possibly* catch this before employers see it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1049405&forum_id=2#12337158)



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Date: July 24th, 2009 6:15 PM
Author: Fishy aphrodisiac becky jap

dude, if you are serious, you are an idiot. just email or call someone at your school's career services office...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1049405&forum_id=2#12337132)



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Date: July 24th, 2009 6:16 PM
Author: Bateful Ocher Chapel

i know im an idiot dude i just basically fucked my life over.

do you think they can seriously help me out? and the office is fucking closed right now. do i wait until monday? fuck man.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1049405&forum_id=2#12337145)



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Date: July 24th, 2009 6:21 PM
Author: Fishy aphrodisiac becky jap

never know if you don't try, but definitely send something now. people at my school's office respond to weekend emails...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1049405&forum_id=2#12337193)



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Date: February 8th, 2010 9:03 PM
Author: contagious locus

I had a similar situation with resume submission where I submitted an outdated version of my resume that had some bad typos. All I did was email "updated" resume to the employer contact and made sure I took printed copies with me to my interview. Just found out last week that I got the job, so it couldn't have hurt too much.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1049405&forum_id=2#14058849)



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Date: February 8th, 2010 9:05 PM
Author: canary thriller university prole

lulz

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1049405&forum_id=2#14058862)



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Date: July 24th, 2009 6:15 PM
Author: Painfully Honest Brindle Death Wish Immigrant

this is hilarious flame

178

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1049405&forum_id=2#12337139)



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Date: July 24th, 2009 6:20 PM
Author: Talking zombie-like home masturbator

awesome

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1049405&forum_id=2#12337186)



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Date: July 24th, 2009 6:24 PM
Author: Lascivious hall pocket flask

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1049405&forum_id=2#12337213)



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Date: July 24th, 2009 6:25 PM
Author: Carnelian irradiated half-breed space

flame but 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1049405&forum_id=2#12337216)



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Date: July 24th, 2009 8:27 PM
Author: twinkling meetinghouse fanboi

this is an obvious flame. op's error is so unique that it would result in automatic outing as xo poster.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1049405&forum_id=2#12338336)



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Date: July 25th, 2009 4:12 AM
Author: exhilarant disgusting ticket booth

At this point, outing him wouldn't be such a bad thing.

At least then the people would know it was a typo, and not his idea of a douchebag joke.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1049405&forum_id=2#12342105)



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Date: February 8th, 2010 9:03 PM
Author: massive stimulating party of the first part

Also outing the OP as a racist with the name "DEAD NIGGER STORAGE"

LOL yeah right

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1049405&forum_id=2#14058845)



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Date: July 25th, 2009 12:02 AM
Author: opaque coffee pot

i doubt anyone reads resumes anyway. you will get in wherever you apply!

cant fix this BTW. simplicity mails the resumes when closed. even the IT ppl at simplicity will tell you its too late.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1049405&forum_id=2#12340165)



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Date: July 25th, 2009 4:40 AM
Author: Submissive locale weed whacker

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1049405&forum_id=2#12342171)



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Date: August 13th, 2009 6:33 PM
Author: nudist halford stock car



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1049405&forum_id=2#12496322)



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Date: August 14th, 2009 2:44 PM
Author: Aggressive stead dopamine

ROFL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1049405&forum_id=2#12503589)



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Date: August 14th, 2009 2:49 PM
Author: cyan corn cake

my miserable state of unemployment/debt has me praying that this is real...if it is, can i taste your tears of despair?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1049405&forum_id=2#12503619)



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Date: September 16th, 2009 10:14 PM
Author: Lascivious hall pocket flask

never forget

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1049405&forum_id=2#12763772)



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Date: September 16th, 2009 10:14 PM
Author: Mind-boggling unhinged psychic

haha i forgot this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1049405&forum_id=2#12763778)



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Date: September 17th, 2009 12:53 PM
Author: Abnormal hell

I HOPE this is flame--I wonder if he got any offers... I used a single unorthodox word in my resume and almost every single interviewer brought it up--much less using gchat language in the middle of my employment experience.

Hobbies: Looking like a f*ck up.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1049405&forum_id=2#12768155)



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Date: September 17th, 2009 12:55 PM
Author: chocolate station

what was the word

was it bird?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1049405&forum_id=2#12768186)



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Date: September 17th, 2009 1:02 PM
Author: Abnormal hell

I wish I could tell you, but it'd out me and I still need a job offer. I mean, I didn't think it was a bad choice of words...I used it without a second thought, but EVERY interviewer (at least 85% including CBS) brought it up. Sad to think that bad word choice was likely an auto-ding for many firms that I got rejected from, and I didn't even use it incorrectly!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1049405&forum_id=2#12768255)



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Date: September 17th, 2009 1:03 PM
Author: chocolate station

i need to know now! would u be willing to email it to me? i won't tell anyone what it is, but i might come back here and rate it on a 1-10 scale of weirdness

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1049405&forum_id=2#12768264)



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Date: September 17th, 2009 1:09 PM
Author: Abnormal hell

I can tell you that it is most certainly a 1 (maybe a 2) for weirdness. It was a verb. Which is why I simply do not get the looks on their faces. Some gave puzzled face, some laughed, some queried, some said they liked it which is weird in itself (then--DING!). By the end I was doing anything I could to avoid discussion of my resume.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1049405&forum_id=2#12768311)



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Date: September 17th, 2009 1:10 PM
Author: chocolate station

FUCK

YOOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1049405&forum_id=2#12768319)



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Date: September 17th, 2009 1:13 PM
Author: Abnormal hell

I dont have a bunch of email accounts, I only have my school one with my name in it, so don't mind me if I refuse to share. I understand the curiosity, but I assure you it is not THAT exciting.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1049405&forum_id=2#12768338)



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Date: March 31st, 2010 1:58 AM
Author: cowardly boyish rehab

fuck this is pissing me off

i need to go for a walk to cool down

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1049405&forum_id=2#14555628)



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Date: September 17th, 2009 1:03 PM
Author: Abnormal hell

And no, although bird is often the word, it was in fact not the word on this occasion.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1049405&forum_id=2#12768266)



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Date: February 8th, 2010 10:03 PM
Author: Tripping very tactful haunted graveyard

write a paragraph that includes the word.......the anticipation is killing me dood. or at least give us a list words on the same level of strangeness.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1049405&forum_id=2#14059705)



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Date: September 17th, 2009 1:00 PM
Author: Big-titted Cracking Public Bath Place Of Business

I don't understand how this is possible, but 180 if true.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1049405&forum_id=2#12768232)



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Date: September 17th, 2009 1:21 PM
Author: Mischievous hideous athletic conference

Quite awesome

I've heard of stories where people mailed there resumes from inappropriate e-mail addresses, but this one is way funnier

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1049405&forum_id=2#12768391)



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Date: February 8th, 2010 8:53 PM
Author: cowardly boyish rehab



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1049405&forum_id=2#14058756)



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Date: February 8th, 2010 9:41 PM
Author: chocolate station

i can't believe the red ball i placed on this is still preserved

so good

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1049405&forum_id=2#14059319)



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Date: November 9th, 2010 3:33 PM
Author: cowardly boyish rehab



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1049405&forum_id=2#16508023)



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Date: March 31st, 2010 1:56 AM
Author: internet-worthy goal in life



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1049405&forum_id=2#14555610)



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Date: March 31st, 2010 1:56 AM
Author: cowardly boyish rehab

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1049405&forum_id=2#14555613)



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Date: March 31st, 2010 1:57 AM
Author: exciting federal tanning salon

tytytytytyty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1049405&forum_id=2#14555615)



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Date: August 19th, 2010 4:43 PM
Author: Lascivious hall pocket flask

180. never forget.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1049405&forum_id=2#15829538)



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Date: August 19th, 2010 5:10 PM
Author: Big Haunting Circlehead

There is actually a website

deadniggerstorage.org

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1049405&forum_id=2#15829790)



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Date: November 24th, 2010 12:59 PM
Author: chocolate station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1049405&forum_id=2#16634210)



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Date: March 19th, 2011 12:21 AM
Author: cowardly boyish rehab

pwned

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1049405&forum_id=2#17547634)