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CONFESSION: I am turned on by women farting and shitting
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Date: August 13th, 2009 11:17 PM Author: Misanthropic water buffalo crotch This is not flame. I am in my mid-twenties and for as long as I can remember, I have been turned on by women farting and shitting. Even before I understood what sexual attraction was, I thought it was "interesting" and when I was 7 or 8 I would ask my female babysitters to fart for me and let me come in the bathroom when they were taking a shit. Some of them allowed me to.
Just to make it clear, I am not turned on by touching, smearing, or eating shit (so don't bother with the "browsing the library" meme). I've never watched 2 Girls 1 Cup and I have no desire to. I'm also not interested in girls shitting their pants, or shitting anywhere other than a toilet. When it comes to farting, I am turned on mostly by the smell, and to a lesser extent, the sound. I'm also turned on by the smell of the shit (not up close or anything, just like the smell that lingers in the bathroom) and the size (e.g. large shits that clog toilets).
I generally wish I did not have this fetish. I have never told anyone about it in real life and probably never will. It is also extremely difficult and time-consuming for me to satisfy my fetish, because there is not a lot of fart/shit porn out there and a large percentage of what is out there (like the hardcore scat films) does not appeal to what I like about the fetish. On the upside, I have become an extremely effective Google user due to the hundreds of hours I've spent searching for female fart/shit related stories and other information.
I will now answer any questions (that would not out me). I do have other monikers on XO but I will not disclose them, and they aren't very well-known anyways. |
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Date: August 13th, 2009 11:20 PM Author: Frisky Meetinghouse this is a motherfucking epic post. it will go down in history (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1063156&forum_id=2#12498855) |
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Date: August 13th, 2009 11:21 PM Author: Misanthropic water buffalo crotch ty. I've been thinking about doing this for awhile. I'm glad that anonymous forums like this are available so I can vent about this. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1063156&forum_id=2#12498868) |
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Date: August 13th, 2009 11:23 PM Author: bistre irate parlour athletic conference it's no coincedence that the genitals are so close to the anus (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1063156&forum_id=2#12498892) |
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Date: August 13th, 2009 11:25 PM Author: Misanthropic water buffalo crotch FWIW, I am not particularly turned on by eating ass and such. It appeals to me more in theory than in practice. But I will do it occasionally, usually when drunk. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1063156&forum_id=2#12498934) |
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Date: August 13th, 2009 11:26 PM Author: bistre irate parlour athletic conference a bit literal but ok (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1063156&forum_id=2#12498946) |
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Date: August 13th, 2009 11:49 PM Author: mewling low-t trump supporter masturbator Date: August 13th, 2009 11:17 PM Author: James Joyce Jr.
This is not flame. I am in my mid-twenties and for as long as I can remember, I have been turned on by women farting and shitting. Even before I understood what sexual attraction was, I thought it was "interesting" and when I was 7 or 8 I would ask my female babysitters to fart for me and let me come in the bathroom when they were taking a shit. Some of them allowed me to.
Just to make it clear, I am not turned on by touching, smearing, or eating shit (so don't bother with the "browsing the library" meme). I've never watched 2 Girls 1 Cup and I have no desire to. I'm also not interested in girls shitting their pants, or shitting anywhere other than a toilet. When it comes to farting, I am turned on mostly by the smell, and to a lesser extent, the sound. I'm also turned on by the smell of the shit (not up close or anything, just like the smell that lingers in the bathroom) and the size (e.g. large shits that clog toilets).
I generally wish I did not have this fetish. I have never told anyone about it in real life and probably never will. It is also extremely difficult and time-consuming for me to satisfy my fetish, because there is not a lot of fart/shit porn out there and a large percentage of what is out there (like the hardcore scat films) does not appeal to what I like about the fetish. On the upside, I have become an extremely effective Google user due to the hundreds of hours I've spent searching for female fart/shit related stories and other information.
I will now answer any questions (that would not out me). I do have other monikers on XO but I will not disclose them, and they aren't very well-known anyways. Again, this is 100% true.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1063156&forum_id=2#12498808) |
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Date: August 13th, 2009 11:55 PM Author: Indigo Impertinent Ceo Pervert i ran here (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1063156&forum_id=2#12499313) |
Date: August 13th, 2009 11:18 PM Author: Umber Stirring Sanctuary Ha, everything you just said you did in this post never happened. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1063156&forum_id=2#12498829) |
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Date: August 13th, 2009 11:19 PM Author: Misanthropic water buffalo crotch I never said I did much so I'm not sure what you're talking about. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1063156&forum_id=2#12498839) |
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Date: August 13th, 2009 11:29 PM Author: Saffron Big-titted School Codepig Hi pensive! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1063156&forum_id=2#12498984) |
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Date: August 13th, 2009 11:30 PM Author: insanely creepy field This is one of the few vaguely sex-related xoxo posts that did NOT give me an erection. In fact, I feel as if I need to take a shower. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1063156&forum_id=2#12498988) |
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Date: August 13th, 2009 11:33 PM Author: Misanthropic water buffalo crotch I don't blame you, I completely realize how abnormal I am. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1063156&forum_id=2#12499033) |
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Date: August 13th, 2009 11:30 PM Author: coiffed ruby dysfunction bawdyhouse Do you get turned on by inserting large dildos into women's assholes? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1063156&forum_id=2#12498996) |
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Date: August 13th, 2009 11:32 PM Author: Misanthropic water buffalo crotch I've never tried it. Sounds like it might be fun but not something I've spent much time thinking about. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1063156&forum_id=2#12499020) |
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Date: August 13th, 2009 11:34 PM Author: coiffed ruby dysfunction bawdyhouse You could get one of those dildos that has the semblance of a real turd, and tell the chick to let you put it in her. Then ask her to push it out. You'll get to see her "shitting" without her having to shit. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1063156&forum_id=2#12499048) |
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Date: August 13th, 2009 11:37 PM Author: Misanthropic water buffalo crotch I don't think that would do too much for me. I generally enjoy the fetish when it is abstract from traditional sexuality, if that makes sense. For example, I prefer watching candid YouTube videos of girls farting in everyday situations to the fart videos that are produced for sexual purposes. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1063156&forum_id=2#12499077) |
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Date: August 13th, 2009 11:40 PM Author: coiffed ruby dysfunction bawdyhouse Farting's disgusting, dood. Why'd you wanna see that? Just do anal and you're good to go. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1063156&forum_id=2#12499131) |
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Date: August 13th, 2009 11:47 PM Author: Misanthropic water buffalo crotch I have no idea why I'm turned on by it, it just is what it is. When I think about it in the abstract, it seems completely weird and disgusting and gross just like it does to you. But no matter what I do, I find myself coming back to it. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1063156&forum_id=2#12499197) |
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Date: August 13th, 2009 11:46 PM Author: Unhinged idiot lolwtf link some of these "candid" youtube videos (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1063156&forum_id=2#12499191) |
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Date: August 13th, 2009 11:51 PM Author: Misanthropic water buffalo crotch This is the type of thing I enjoy: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vBgkdorHj9U |
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Date: August 13th, 2009 11:55 PM Author: Unhinged idiot weird, cause that girl is like a 2 or a 3. I see what you mean with them being girls you aren't sexually attracted to (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1063156&forum_id=2#12499304) |
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Date: August 13th, 2009 11:58 PM Author: Misanthropic water buffalo crotch Right, that is not a girl I would be interested in having sex with. But for farting, most of that doesn't matter. There is a line somewhere though. I'm not turned on by old/very young/obese/very ugly girls farting or shitting. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1063156&forum_id=2#12499353) |
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Date: August 13th, 2009 11:37 PM Author: Fishy persian orchestra pit I get turned on by childbirth videos (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1063156&forum_id=2#12499090) |
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Date: August 13th, 2009 11:39 PM Author: Razzle-dazzle Startling Prole Heaven so are you not able to get off effectively if no female fart/shit is involved? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1063156&forum_id=2#12499113) |
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Date: August 13th, 2009 11:44 PM Author: Misanthropic water buffalo crotch No, I am also turned on by tits, pussy, and regular sex. It's almost like I have two entirely different modes of sexual attraction. There are girls that I'm turned on by farting/shitting that I wouldn't be turned on by having sex with, and vice versa. A lot of this has to do with whether I can "imagine" having a girl having smelly farts and big shits, which I often can't do with certain types of girls that I'm traditionally sexually attracted to.
Typing all this out makes me realize what a fucking nutcase I seem like. |
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Date: August 13th, 2009 11:40 PM Author: White marvelous area bbw To NORA Dublin 6 December 1909
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I would like you to wear drawers with three or four frills one over the other at the knees and up the thighs and great crimson bows in them, I mean not schoolgirls' drawers with a thin shabby lace border, thigh round the legs and so thin that the flesh shows with a full loose bottom and wide legs, all frills and lace and ribbons, and heavy with perfume so that whenever you show them, whether in pulling up your clothes hastily to do something or cuddling yourself up prettily to be blocked, I can see only a swelling mass of white stuff and frills and so that when I bend down over you to open them and give you a burning lustful kiss on your naughty bare bum I can smell the perfume of your drawers as well as the warm odour of your cunt and the heavy smell of your behind.
Have I shocked you by the dirty things I wrote to you? You think perhaps that my love is a filthy thing. It is, darling, at some moments. I dream of you in filthy poses sometimes. I imagine things so very dirty that I will not write them until I see how you write yourself. The smallest things give me a great cockstand - a whorish movement of your mouth, a little brown stain on the seat of your white drawers, a sudden dirty word spluttered out by your wet lips, a sudden immodest noise made by you behind and then a bad smell slowly curling up out of your backside. At such moments I feel mad to do it in some filthy way, to feel your hot lecherous lips sucking away at me, to fuck between your two rosy-tipped bubbies, to come on your face and squirt it over your hot cheeks and eyes, to stick it between the cheeks of your rump and bugger you.
Basta per stasera!
I hope you got my telegram and understood it.
Goodbye, my darling whom I am trying to degrade and deprave. How on God's earth can you possibly love a thing like me?
O, I am anxious to get your reply, darling!
JIM
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Date: August 13th, 2009 11:45 PM Author: Misanthropic water buffalo crotch My one sense of pride in this fetish is knowing I share the tastes of one of the great literary minds of all time. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1063156&forum_id=2#12499179) |
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Date: August 13th, 2009 11:48 PM Author: Apoplectic brethren church i like his line about how he can pick her farts out of a roomful of farting women. OP, is that the kind of thing that turns you on? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1063156&forum_id=2#12499206) |
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Date: August 13th, 2009 11:48 PM Author: Misanthropic water buffalo crotch Yes, I'd love to be able to do that. I like the idea of different girls having distinct fart odors. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1063156&forum_id=2#12499217) |
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Date: August 14th, 2009 3:28 AM Author: Irradiated slate garrison "The smallest things give me a great cockstand"
I think I shall start using the term, "cockstand" |
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Date: August 13th, 2009 11:46 PM Author: Apoplectic brethren church effin 180 MONIKER FOR THIS THREAD (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1063156&forum_id=2#12499182) |
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Date: August 13th, 2009 11:48 PM Author: Misanthropic water buffalo crotch ty, I spent a good deal of time thinking about what would be the most appropriate and finally decided there was no better than this. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1063156&forum_id=2#12499210) |
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Date: August 13th, 2009 11:56 PM Author: Misanthropic water buffalo crotch Also, I imagine this request will probably go unheeded, but if any of you have real-life stories about a chick ripping a stinky fart or taking a nasty shit in a bathroom before you entered, I would love to hear them. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1063156&forum_id=2#12499323) |
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Date: August 13th, 2009 11:59 PM Author: Razzle-dazzle Startling Prole Heaven tell us again how 100% true and not flame this is. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1063156&forum_id=2#12499365) |
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Date: August 14th, 2009 12:00 AM Author: Misanthropic water buffalo crotch ???
If you want more proof, I can link you to some of the stuff I find online that turns me on |
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Date: August 14th, 2009 12:25 AM Author: Floppy menage You and 133 pounds of fat chick would get along. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1063156&forum_id=2#12499656) |
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Date: August 14th, 2009 12:31 AM Author: Misanthropic water buffalo crotch She farts a lot? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1063156&forum_id=2#12499736) |
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Date: August 14th, 2009 12:29 AM Author: Misanthropic water buffalo crotch To give you guys a better idea of what I like, here are some links:
http://toiletstool.com/toilet/ This is a strange, old website that has been around since the mid 90s. The archives are gold for when I need a quick fix, but the new content is rarely interesting from my POV.
Not a fetish oriented site, but I sometimes find stuff I like.
One of the bigger fart-porn sites out there. Content is decent but expensive. They have a forum if you want to talk to other weirdos like me.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vBgkdorHj9U http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xn86C_s1Y0c&feature=related Some youtube videos I like.
http://good-times.webshots.com/photo/1336090874068854461qCuCqD http://good-times.webshots.com/photo/1304204755065232868btScrI http://travel.webshots.com/photo/1124569427054102752oUmzav#commentForm Webshots used to be a great resource, but it seems like either no one uses it anymore or the search doesn't work correctly because I haven't found any new material in years.
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Date: August 14th, 2009 1:09 AM Author: Misanthropic water buffalo crotch Bump for any Qs before I sign off for the night. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1063156&forum_id=2#12500145) |
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Date: August 14th, 2009 3:30 AM Author: pink jew puppy I can get into the farting, but I want to see it. Are you turned on by watching the fart?
ALSO: I'd love to have a girl that'd let me place my cheek against her ass cheek so I can watch her anus work out a fart or pinch a meaty loaf as she leans forward on the pot. Are you into that? Have you ever had a girl who lets you do that? How did you broach the subject? |
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Date: August 14th, 2009 3:30 AM Author: provocative angry useless brakes favorite part:
"On the upside, I have become an extremely effective Google user due to the hundreds of hours I've spent searching for female fart/shit related stories and other information." |
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Date: August 14th, 2009 8:09 AM Author: dashing lime dingle berry Women don't do this. They're sugar and spice and everything nice. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1063156&forum_id=2#12501698) |
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Date: August 14th, 2009 8:25 AM Author: bat-shit-crazy ruddy locus elastic band this is clearly Slap. he has a distinct writing style. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1063156&forum_id=2#12501706) |
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Date: August 19th, 2009 2:43 AM Author: Vengeful azn *I cried when I read this*
I also puked on my bedspred at the philly Sheraton |
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Date: August 29th, 2009 11:22 PM Author: Misanthropic water buffalo crotch I'm back for questions/abuse. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1063156&forum_id=2#12627030) |
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Date: November 6th, 2010 2:58 PM Author: awkward cuck epic (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1063156&forum_id=2#16481991) |