anyway, so they did bang your ex-gf? if so, how did that make you feel? did you love her?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=106451&forum_id=2#1642791)

Besides which, most swingers are pretty ugly.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=106451&forum_id=2#1642828)

No way am I just going to sit back and watch while a friend of mine bangs my fucking girlfriend.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=106451&forum_id=2#1642859)

I agree about the marriage thing. I'm a pretty uninhibited guy when it comes to sex, and I like to try different things (though not really stuff involving food; I hate that). But I find something kind of gross about a man whoring out his wife and letting her get fucked by other men. Watching my wife suck another man's cock? No fucking way.

A couple months ago, I forget when exactly, I was at my neighborhood bar, and this guy, probably in his early 40's and from out of town, pointed to his blonde wife across the bar and asked me if I'd go back to their hotel and fuck her from behind while he watched.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=106451&forum_id=2#1642987)

His wife was decently hot, but, again, there's no fucking way that I want some fat guy from Louisiana checking me out as I'm banging his wife.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=106451&forum_id=2#1643053)

And even stranger was the fact that her vagina was made of metal and had steam vents on it, and puffs of steam would come out ever so often.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=106451&forum_id=2#1642870)

First, this is a wet dream, so it ought not be in this thread. This is for escapades, not fantasy.

"vagina was made of metal and had steam vents on it, and puffs of steam would come out ever so often"

Now, why would her vagina have steam vents? The answer is: because her vagina is hot. Do most vaginas become so hot that they release steam? Well, let's clarify that into *human* vaginas. If we look back to your "chimp vags are 3 degrees hotter", we understand that you are fantasizing about banging away with a chimpo woman.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=106451&forum_id=2#1643177)

You give yourself too much credit.

It sounds like she had a good time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=106451&forum_id=2#1643034)

If a girl likes to fuck, I'm not going to judge her for it. Sure, some sluts are sluts because they have emotional problems -- no doubt about that -- but I've met some chicks that seem like sluts just because they like a nice stiff cock. These girls are fine by me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=106451&forum_id=2#1643088)

I don't have a litmus test.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=106451&forum_id=2#1643180)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=106451&forum_id=2#1643197)

Have any of you been in an affair? Straight up, no swinger shit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=106451&forum_id=2#1643090)

FYI - there's no better pussy than separated-woman pussy (aside from fucking insane chick pussy).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=106451&forum_id=2#1643230)

how was this not an affair?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=106451&forum_id=2#1643243)

She was in her 30's, drove a brown minivan, had fantastic cans, and was the night manager of the restaurant where I washed dishes. After 10 p.m. on weeknights, it was just the two of us left to close up. She'd pour us some beer from the tap; she was in an unhappy marriage; so some shit sparked between us and things went down.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=106451&forum_id=2#1643323)

Anyway, the best part in hindsight was that her name was Sherrie. I don't know why I like that detail so much. Probably because she was a trashy waitress.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=106451&forum_id=2#1643422)

When I was younger, I loved to tease men. There's a lovely story involving me not wearing panties on an airplane and the guy in the seat across the aisle cumming in his pants.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=106451&forum_id=2#1643096)

http://meloniecharm.com/index2.htm

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=106451&forum_id=2#1643252)

Besides, I'm very good friends with my dildo.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=106451&forum_id=2#1643259)

I do anal very rarely, but it's quite good, IMO.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=106451&forum_id=2#1643133)

I'm usually the dominnat one in the sak, though, so I doubt it if it involves something really humiliating --I'm usually the one humiliating/slapping the guy around.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=106451&forum_id=2#1643162)

On the other hand, I ball-gagged him the other night while I brutalized his ass with my spiked paddle.

I'm a sick, sick kitty.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=106451&forum_id=2#1643189)

I just didn't want to hear Julia's spiel about Playboy for the 9,000,000,000 time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=106451&forum_id=2#1643336)

I was in a couple of Playboy Special Editions.

Anyhow,my bf's WERE/ARE monogamous --we spend every waking hour together, practically. Hate to break it to you, but not all guys and not all relationships are the same.

Anyhow, if you're so damn intersted in my appearance, here ya go --Like I said, I'm not a 9/10 nor does everyone find me attractive, but I'm willing to bet I'm what most consider "above-average" : http://photos.yahoo.com/jelsaad

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=106451&forum_id=2#1643290)

So how did you get those 6 guys in bed? Slipped something in their drinks?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=106451&forum_id=2#1643315)

Anyhow,you're flame is pretty hlarious. To get to my point, I'm probably not the "ugly chick" type who rolls over and does whatever the guy wants.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=106451&forum_id=2#1643344)

Just a hint: A little subtlety would work wonders for your flaming ability.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=106451&forum_id=2#1643383)

Seriously, that site is pretty worthless, except for the extremes....although I'm siure you're a good-looking fellow.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=106451&forum_id=2#1643330)

You're on a roll today.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=106451&forum_id=2#1643350)

No, I told you the mask must never be removed...never!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=106451&forum_id=2#1643460)

The fence was low, so I hopped over it, and walked onto the field. There wasn't a lot of shrubbery, so I decided to give it a go where I could. I blasted that shit out of my ass from a squating position. It was amazing. I hardly realized that there was a donkey in the area. It saw my precious (O) ring and wanted to take it for itself. As a result, his (O)ring "finger" extended to take it.

I began to run. I was unable to pull up my pants completely, but it kept pushing me around. I tried to shove the donkey, but it was undeterred. It pushed me and I tripped. And then... and then... It claimed my (O)ring for itself, and became Lord of my (O)ring.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=106451&forum_id=2#1643576)

Edit: I put a story on that poor Mexican farmer's anal virginity.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=106451&forum_id=2#1643643)

(The law review building.)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=106451&forum_id=2#1643730)