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What is the WORST case scenario of no 1L summer job?

Will I be unable to get not only BIGLAW, but government jobs...
sadistic office
  03/08/10
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Balding Stain Location
  03/08/10
when do you mention hating niggers
sticky pit
  03/08/10
Assistant Manager of a Banana Republic. HTH.
carnelian floppy genital piercing
  03/08/10
that is way too prestigious
Swashbuckling Thirsty Mad Cow Disease
  03/08/10
i actually thought about your moniker today
sticky pit
  03/08/10
...
sadistic office
  03/08/10
I didn't even try to get a job 1L summer, went traveling ins...
Titillating light feces sanctuary
  03/08/10
You got BIGLAW/Gov. through OCI or connections?
sadistic office
  03/08/10
OCI
Titillating light feces sanctuary
  03/08/10
Did they ask about that resume hole?
sadistic office
  03/08/10
Nope
Titillating light feces sanctuary
  03/08/10
did you try to be an RA? did you try multiple DAs/PDs? Unpai...
cerebral claret scourge upon the earth patrolman
  03/08/10
Still trying... I'm competing with 2Ls for fucking RA pos...
sadistic office
  03/08/10
school range? grades? cock size?
cerebral claret scourge upon the earth patrolman
  03/08/10
T14, Bottom 1/2 (but below Bottom 1/3), "Average"
sadistic office
  03/08/10
If you're not spending at least some of your time targeting ...
cerebral claret scourge upon the earth patrolman
  03/08/10
Anything appeals to me at the moment. I stopped applying to ...
sadistic office
  03/08/10
Can you afford to work for free? Maybe at home or something?...
cerebral claret scourge upon the earth patrolman
  03/08/10
I cannot really afford to, but will have to make do with it....
sadistic office
  03/08/10
I am not a master man at this, someone else could probably g...
cerebral claret scourge upon the earth patrolman
  03/08/10
Ty. I will hit the phones. So I just ask the secretary, or w...
sadistic office
  03/08/10
Just tell her what it is you're looking to do (provide free ...
cerebral claret scourge upon the earth patrolman
  03/08/10
Ty friend. You have really been a great source of encouragem...
sadistic office
  03/08/10
yw. let me know how it turns out. *goes back to posting n...
cerebral claret scourge upon the earth patrolman
  03/08/10
pssst - make something up. you think your employers are goin...
trip idiot
  03/08/10
120
sadistic office
  03/08/10
harsh
trip idiot
  03/08/10
Doesn't your school have a bunch of TTT externships/clinics/...
Fear-inspiring Therapy
  03/08/10
Those are really competitive this year! I've gotten to the f...
sadistic office
  03/08/10
YOUR FUCKED
Fear-inspiring Therapy
  03/08/10
SUMMER SCHOOL!!!
Fear-inspiring Therapy
  03/08/10
I might do this if it raises my GPA for OCI. I am not sure s...
sadistic office
  03/08/10
drop out
Fear-inspiring Therapy
  03/08/10
I have literally no other career prospects.
sadistic office
  03/08/10
you overestimate the importance of your 1L summer gig to 2L ...
cerebral claret scourge upon the earth patrolman
  03/08/10
I know that I just need *something legal.* The problem is th...
sadistic office
  03/08/10
Also, keep in mind that you still have time to find a job......
Carmine learning disabled filthpig stage
  03/08/10
I'm not in NYC nor am I from there, but I'd be willing to mo...
sadistic office
  03/08/10
EDIT: to do what I have in mind, you would need to be able t...
Carmine learning disabled filthpig stage
  03/08/10
lol this post would break my heart if I were currently in th...
cerebral claret scourge upon the earth patrolman
  03/08/10
heh. ok. well, my suggestion was the Queen's DA's office Dom...
Carmine learning disabled filthpig stage
  03/08/10
1) go to your professors. explain your situation. ask for he...
Carmine learning disabled filthpig stage
  03/08/10
My current professors? I only got a good grade in one fall c...
sadistic office
  03/08/10
Go to fed soc... they have alums that may be willing to help...
Carmine learning disabled filthpig stage
  03/08/10
Ty.
sadistic office
  03/08/10
Did you have any professors who did like/ talk to you, grade...
cerebral claret scourge upon the earth patrolman
  03/08/10
To answer the question: the worst case scenario is that you ...
Carmine learning disabled filthpig stage
  03/08/10
If I graduate with no legal job, can I still get a governmen...
sadistic office
  03/08/10
highly unlikely the honors programs don't allow non-third...
Carmine learning disabled filthpig stage
  03/08/10
It's tough to talk about career paths without outing myself....
sadistic office
  03/08/10
don't self-sabotage, dood.
cerebral claret scourge upon the earth patrolman
  03/08/10
ok... well then sell it the other way.... during interviews ...
Carmine learning disabled filthpig stage
  03/08/10


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Date: March 8th, 2010 6:40 PM
Author: sadistic office

Will I be unable to get not only BIGLAW, but government jobs as well?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1244994&forum_id=2#14334551)



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Date: March 8th, 2010 6:46 PM
Author: Balding Stain Location



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1244994&forum_id=2#14334640)



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Date: March 8th, 2010 6:48 PM
Author: sticky pit

when do you mention hating niggers

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1244994&forum_id=2#14334666)



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Date: March 8th, 2010 6:50 PM
Author: carnelian floppy genital piercing

Assistant Manager of a Banana Republic. HTH.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1244994&forum_id=2#14334686)



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Date: March 8th, 2010 6:58 PM
Author: Swashbuckling Thirsty Mad Cow Disease

that is way too prestigious

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1244994&forum_id=2#14334812)



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Date: March 8th, 2010 7:00 PM
Author: sticky pit

i actually thought about your moniker today

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1244994&forum_id=2#14334845)



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Date: March 8th, 2010 6:58 PM
Author: sadistic office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1244994&forum_id=2#14334798)



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Date: March 8th, 2010 6:58 PM
Author: Titillating light feces sanctuary

I didn't even try to get a job 1L summer, went traveling instead. I got BIGLAW and turned down Gov.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1244994&forum_id=2#14334807)



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Date: March 8th, 2010 6:59 PM
Author: sadistic office

You got BIGLAW/Gov. through OCI or connections?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1244994&forum_id=2#14334822)



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Date: March 8th, 2010 7:02 PM
Author: Titillating light feces sanctuary

OCI

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1244994&forum_id=2#14334871)



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Date: March 8th, 2010 7:06 PM
Author: sadistic office

Did they ask about that resume hole?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1244994&forum_id=2#14334928)



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Date: March 8th, 2010 7:06 PM
Author: Titillating light feces sanctuary

Nope

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1244994&forum_id=2#14334938)



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Date: March 8th, 2010 6:59 PM
Author: cerebral claret scourge upon the earth patrolman

did you try to be an RA? did you try multiple DAs/PDs? Unpaid shit?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1244994&forum_id=2#14334823)



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Date: March 8th, 2010 6:59 PM
Author: sadistic office

Still trying...

I'm competing with 2Ls for fucking RA positions. It's absurd.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1244994&forum_id=2#14334828)



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Date: March 8th, 2010 7:01 PM
Author: cerebral claret scourge upon the earth patrolman

school range? grades? cock size?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1244994&forum_id=2#14334859)



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Date: March 8th, 2010 7:06 PM
Author: sadistic office

T14, Bottom 1/2 (but below Bottom 1/3), "Average"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1244994&forum_id=2#14334937)



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Date: March 8th, 2010 7:08 PM
Author: cerebral claret scourge upon the earth patrolman

If you're not spending at least some of your time targeting unpaid internships, you really should be. Before people get desperate and snap all of those up, too. Does the DA or PD office appeal to you at all, or no? Focusing heavily on big firm jobs is a major waste of your time at this point.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1244994&forum_id=2#14334960)



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Date: March 8th, 2010 7:11 PM
Author: sadistic office

Anything appeals to me at the moment. I stopped applying to big firm jobs months ago, once my grades came out.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1244994&forum_id=2#14334997)



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Date: March 8th, 2010 7:13 PM
Author: cerebral claret scourge upon the earth patrolman

Can you afford to work for free? Maybe at home or something? If so, that is where I would focus the majority of my efforts at this point.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1244994&forum_id=2#14335020)



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Date: March 8th, 2010 7:15 PM
Author: sadistic office

I cannot really afford to, but will have to make do with it. Tips on cold-calling government offices and small firms/solos?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1244994&forum_id=2#14335049)



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Date: March 8th, 2010 7:23 PM
Author: cerebral claret scourge upon the earth patrolman

I am not a master man at this, someone else could probably give you better advice (I do not recommend career services).

Doing this either in your hometown or law school town is probably the best way to make it as painless as possible.

I would imagine most DA's offices would have information on their website for any summer programs they might have. In general, I recommend being as persistent as shit, calling and asking who's in charge of such decisions as often as it takes to talk to that person. Any unsolicited resumes you fax will get throw directly in the trash by a secretary.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1244994&forum_id=2#14335163)



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Date: March 8th, 2010 7:25 PM
Author: sadistic office

Ty. I will hit the phones. So I just ask the secretary, or whoever picks up the phone to let me talk to whoever is in charge until I get someone who can say something?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1244994&forum_id=2#14335182)



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Date: March 8th, 2010 7:34 PM
Author: cerebral claret scourge upon the earth patrolman

Just tell her what it is you're looking to do (provide free labor), and that you'd like to send a resume/cover letter and come to speak with the attorney. If they have a place for you (basically, if they aren't already letting their friend's kid do the same thing), you'll get called for an interview. If not, no one will ever call you back. Repeat with every lawyer in town. But don't stop calling until you get a "no". They've got a lot more important things to spend their time on than you. If you offer free labor to enough doods, you will get an interview/hired. Lawyerdoods from your UG/LS should be your first contacts.

gl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1244994&forum_id=2#14335346)



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Date: March 8th, 2010 7:38 PM
Author: sadistic office

Ty friend. You have really been a great source of encouragement in this thread, and I will not forget your kindness.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1244994&forum_id=2#14335397)



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Date: March 8th, 2010 7:40 PM
Author: cerebral claret scourge upon the earth patrolman

yw. let me know how it turns out.

*goes back to posting non-punctuated whokebe threads*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1244994&forum_id=2#14335428)



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Date: March 8th, 2010 7:02 PM
Author: trip idiot

pssst - make something up. you think your employers are going to call your 1L job to make sure? they don't really give a fuck. you just have to be able to talk about it for a minute in an interview

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1244994&forum_id=2#14334873)



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Date: March 8th, 2010 7:07 PM
Author: sadistic office

120

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1244994&forum_id=2#14334940)



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Date: March 8th, 2010 7:40 PM
Author: trip idiot

harsh

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1244994&forum_id=2#14335427)



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Date: March 8th, 2010 7:08 PM
Author: Fear-inspiring Therapy

Doesn't your school have a bunch of TTT externships/clinics/RA positions? They create volunteer positions out of thin air.

Why are you so inept?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1244994&forum_id=2#14334959)



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Date: March 8th, 2010 7:12 PM
Author: sadistic office

Those are really competitive this year! I've gotten to the final round of interviews for several of these and then not gotten them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1244994&forum_id=2#14335004)



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Date: March 8th, 2010 7:13 PM
Author: Fear-inspiring Therapy

YOUR FUCKED



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1244994&forum_id=2#14335028)



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Date: March 8th, 2010 7:18 PM
Author: Fear-inspiring Therapy

SUMMER SCHOOL!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1244994&forum_id=2#14335090)



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Date: March 8th, 2010 7:19 PM
Author: sadistic office

I might do this if it raises my GPA for OCI. I am not sure summer school grades would come out in time for OCI, though, or if they would even count for OCI GPA (my school doesn't have a summer program).

I REALLY cannot afford to pay summer tuition, but the alternative might be being fucked for 2L summer and after graduation.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1244994&forum_id=2#14335105)



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Date: March 8th, 2010 7:20 PM
Author: Fear-inspiring Therapy

drop out

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1244994&forum_id=2#14335122)



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Date: March 8th, 2010 7:22 PM
Author: sadistic office

I have literally no other career prospects.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1244994&forum_id=2#14335156)



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Date: March 8th, 2010 7:26 PM
Author: cerebral claret scourge upon the earth patrolman

you overestimate the importance of your 1L summer gig to 2L hiring. Just have something on there to talk about in interviews. Doesn't matter what. That said, summer school is probably no better than a blank space. Do you know any 2Ls who can give you some suggestions, put in a good word wherever they spent 1L summer, etc?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1244994&forum_id=2#14335200)



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Date: March 8th, 2010 7:30 PM
Author: sadistic office

I know that I just need *something legal.* The problem is that I've had 0 offers of any kind so far. Your suggestions have been awesome, I will do them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1244994&forum_id=2#14335275)



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Date: March 8th, 2010 7:32 PM
Author: Carmine learning disabled filthpig stage

Also, keep in mind that you still have time to find a job... summer is still afew months away.

be aggressive... work hard. look everywhere.

PD offices and DA offices are a good place to start are you in NY by any chance? I may have an idea or 2 if you are...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1244994&forum_id=2#14335307)



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Date: March 8th, 2010 7:34 PM
Author: sadistic office

I'm not in NYC nor am I from there, but I'd be willing to move there for a job if I can't find anything else.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1244994&forum_id=2#14335341)



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Date: March 8th, 2010 7:35 PM
Author: Carmine learning disabled filthpig stage

EDIT: to do what I have in mind, you would need to be able to swing by a certain DA office. never mind.

pay might not be an issue for you, in fairness.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1244994&forum_id=2#14335356)



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Date: March 8th, 2010 7:38 PM
Author: cerebral claret scourge upon the earth patrolman

lol this post would break my heart if I were currently in this situation.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1244994&forum_id=2#14335392)



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Date: March 8th, 2010 7:40 PM
Author: Carmine learning disabled filthpig stage

heh. ok. well, my suggestion was the Queen's DA's office Domestic Violence unit. They let students prosecute cases and they have a TON of work. They let you do the whole thing from intake to standing up in court.

It is awesome. And the guy in charge of it is a great guy. The process is as simple as talking to him about it.

It is just difficult to set this up remotely...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1244994&forum_id=2#14335423)



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Date: March 8th, 2010 7:22 PM
Author: Carmine learning disabled filthpig stage

1) go to your professors. explain your situation. ask for help. many may be willing to talk to you about exploring options.

2) try to use student group connections. Fed Soc is great for this.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1244994&forum_id=2#14335152)



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Date: March 8th, 2010 7:23 PM
Author: sadistic office

My current professors? I only got a good grade in one fall class, and that professor is not exactly the most communicative.

I haven't gotten to any of the Fed Soc meetings, though I paid the member dues.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1244994&forum_id=2#14335173)



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Date: March 8th, 2010 7:25 PM
Author: Carmine learning disabled filthpig stage

Go to fed soc... they have alums that may be willing to help.. maybe.

As for the professors.. don't worry about the grades. you need help. they are supposed to try to provide help. go talk to them. you may be surprised.

In any case, what do you have to lose? certainly not a job...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1244994&forum_id=2#14335183)



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Date: March 8th, 2010 7:25 PM
Author: sadistic office

Ty.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1244994&forum_id=2#14335191)



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Date: March 8th, 2010 7:37 PM
Author: cerebral claret scourge upon the earth patrolman

Did you have any professors who did like/ talk to you, grade notwithstanding? If you don't have some kind of relationship with any of your profs, now would an excellent time to start. Irrelevant that your current profs have not given you a grade yet.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1244994&forum_id=2#14335373)



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Date: March 8th, 2010 7:23 PM
Author: Carmine learning disabled filthpig stage

To answer the question: the worst case scenario is that you graduate with no legal job. But don't worry, there are lots of people in your position... many/most of them had 1L summer jobs.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1244994&forum_id=2#14335167)



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Date: March 8th, 2010 7:24 PM
Author: sadistic office

If I graduate with no legal job, can I still get a government job after I pass the bar?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1244994&forum_id=2#14335180)



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Date: March 8th, 2010 7:28 PM
Author: Carmine learning disabled filthpig stage

highly unlikely

the honors programs don't allow non-third year student applicants and they are looking for experienced attorneys for other positions. This is especially true now... these positions are flooded with applicants right now.... but try USAJOBS and see what you can find (fed gov job posting site.. includes lawyer positions)

EDIT: just to be clear... with the right experience you could apply for a gov job later.

I would take a step back and figure out what cases you can make for which career paths. Have you taken crim classes? labor classes?



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1244994&forum_id=2#14335241)



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Date: March 8th, 2010 7:36 PM
Author: sadistic office

It's tough to talk about career paths without outing myself. I'm taking only one elective in a specialized field this semester, and I like it. But one of my rejections after interview was for a fellowship in this field, which really stung. I thought my interview had gone pretty well, and I genuinely do like the subject matter.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1244994&forum_id=2#14335370)



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Date: March 8th, 2010 7:39 PM
Author: cerebral claret scourge upon the earth patrolman

don't self-sabotage, dood.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1244994&forum_id=2#14335416)



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Date: March 8th, 2010 7:41 PM
Author: Carmine learning disabled filthpig stage

ok... well then sell it the other way.... during interviews say you are hoping to learn more about xyz.

then go for ANY opening you can find... make sure you read up on the field before the interview a bit so you are not totally clueless. I see Senator has been helping you out, so maybe he already said that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1244994&forum_id=2#14335439)