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ITT: Give me a poetry form & topic and i make it happen (rspm)
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Date: April 18th, 2010 1:36 PM Author: soul-stirring stage i have actual work to do, so i will be doing this intermittently when i need a break, but i will get to it if anyone's interested. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1286251&forum_id=2#14745967) |
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Date: April 18th, 2010 5:16 PM Author: soul-stirring stage note: if youre going to decide whether or not to read this thread or post a request, do not judge it by the first poem which sucks (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1286251&forum_id=2#14747727) |
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Date: April 19th, 2010 4:46 PM Author: soul-stirring stage added links to the form, if anyone cares. if i screwed something up, please accept my apologies in advance. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1286251&forum_id=2#14758446) |
Date: April 18th, 2010 1:39 PM Author: charismatic trailer park half-breed sestina, Wendy's Jr. Bacon Cheeseburger (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1286251&forum_id=2#14745990) |
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Date: April 18th, 2010 2:24 PM Author: soul-stirring stage Sestina: http://www.poets.org/viewmedia.php/prmMID/5792
Just an awful awful form, but here:
A hunger unquenchable awakens in me Alas, it is late, how can I possibly eat great? If sustinance is found will I know when it’s real? Questions, regrets self-loathing gnaw at my mind Juicy beef, a necessity, crisp gifts from the sow, a must Pigs of metaphor my enemy, pigs of the earth my FRIENDS
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I login all a tizzie, xo help me my FRIENDS What ever is to be done with drunk pitiful me? I will venture out into the cold world if I must Following Jamal on the pizza tracker just doesn’t sound great Kraft Mac n’ Cheese? The furthest thing from my mind I need something of substance, something that’s real
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Deshan is posting, fantasy blurs in, what is real? All through across the board my merrymaking FRIENDS Juggle their words, but I cannot focus my mind I know rowan’s taking questions, but what about me? What food on this earth can fight a hunger this great? Please help me dear posters, Oh god, please you must
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Last weeks’ steak chili exudes a discernable must Killself? I’d love to, my agony, my torture is real But with just one suggestion my life could be great I beg you ,beseech you, implore you dear FRIENDS If you just end my suffering, your slave you will make me Argh oui friends at all? I’m losing my mind
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Then bothered appears, as if conjured from mind! Please help me oh Bothered, please help me you must This is your moment lay your wisdom on me! You fool, he scorns me, you want to know when it’s real? Dominos? Nuked noodles? You call these your FRIENDS? There is only one place that deserves the name great
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There is only one poster who deserves the name great Look deep inside you, and then know my mind Fresh beef never frozen, crisp bacon, your only real FRIENDS Go ye to wendy’s, drive drunk if you must 6 Jr. bacons, if your hunger is real then 3 more for safety, trust me you’ll thank me
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To Wendys! I cry to all of my FRIENDS, Thank Bothered, oh Bothered, Bothered the great Don’t worry officer it’s just little old me, I’m just swerving a bit, hope you don’t mind Sitting in the lot, I gorgefor I must, thank you sir Bothered, now I know when it’s real
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Date: April 18th, 2010 2:27 PM Author: charismatic trailer park half-breed holy shit man i never thought you'd go through with it but 180 180 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1286251&forum_id=2#14746346) |
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Date: April 18th, 2010 4:12 PM Author: soul-stirring stage meh, i didn't like it, but thank you (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1286251&forum_id=2#14747157) |
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Date: April 19th, 2010 4:29 PM Author: arousing theatre lol i just looked up what a sestina is... wtf, who came up with that shit?!?!? you did amazingly. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1286251&forum_id=2#14758306) |
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Date: April 19th, 2010 10:32 PM Author: soul-stirring stage yeah, it was a pretty mean spirited request, but we are still FRIENDS even he didn't think i'd pull the trigger (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1286251&forum_id=2#14762371) |
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Date: April 25th, 2010 2:18 PM Author: out-of-control contagious whorehouse lol man (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1286251&forum_id=2#14817061) |
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Date: April 18th, 2010 1:58 PM Author: maniacal flirting resort ceo villanelle, clean cut bros (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1286251&forum_id=2#14746122) |
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Date: April 18th, 2010 2:56 PM Author: soul-stirring stage villanelle: http://www.poets.org/viewmedia.php/prmMID/5796
thank you for a better form and topic, this is the last one for a bit, but i'll keep this thread going at some point:
Frat basement, gym showers, just bros helping bros Sup dude? Not much, I just had a tough day Why not forget it? Get out of those clothes
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So sick of bitches and so sick of hoes? Like first ray of sun, amidst skies of gray, Nothing so pure, as when bros help out bros
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You know what my friend? That’s it on the nose And just sucking cock? No way that it’s gay I’ll drop to my knees, and you strike a pose
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I won’t kiss your mouth, I won’t lick your toes I won’t munch a box, I won't see a play But I'll damn sure felate, ‘till hup, thar she blows
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We’re both fucking ALPHA, everyone knows Weights we did lift, tons of chicks did we slay Clean cock is life’s poetry, sluts are just prose
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I know that I've stirred you look down and it shows, Who cares about betas, cares what they say? We are life’s victors, we conquer all foes, And naught in this world, beats bros helping bros
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Date: April 18th, 2010 3:03 PM Author: Purple 180 library feces this was 1st rate. i await your pantoum EAGERLY (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1286251&forum_id=2#14746625) |
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Date: April 18th, 2010 3:10 PM Author: soul-stirring stage yeah, that's a good form, thank you. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1286251&forum_id=2#14746707) |
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Date: April 18th, 2010 4:10 PM Author: soul-stirring stage sorry wrong place (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1286251&forum_id=2#14747144) |
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Date: April 18th, 2010 3:24 PM Author: maniacal flirting resort ceo i have tears in my eyes right now
180^180 |
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Date: April 18th, 2010 4:12 PM Author: soul-stirring stage ty brother, you're one of my favorite posters ever, so it means a lot (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1286251&forum_id=2#14747155) |
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Date: June 2nd, 2010 1:48 PM Author: Histrionic school you are a man of very high quality. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1286251&forum_id=2#15144275) |
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Date: June 2nd, 2010 2:32 PM Author: soul-stirring stage ty my pumo brother. same to you as well, no doubt (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1286251&forum_id=2#15144528) |
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Date: April 18th, 2010 2:26 PM Author: Purple 180 library feces pantoum, CAC's thighs (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1286251&forum_id=2#14746336) |
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Date: April 18th, 2010 4:11 PM Author: soul-stirring stage pantoum: http://www.baymoon.com/~ariadne/form/pantoum.htm
There’s great sex, then there’s something that needs a new term There is magic and wonder between ChicagoAdChick’s thighs, How she did moan, and deliciously squirm When my tongue gave her a, welcome, analingus surprise
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There is magic and wonder between ChicagoAdChicks thighs I thought for a moment she might never stop quivering, When my tongue gave her a, welcome, analingus surprise She collapsed in a heap, not cold yet still shivering
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I thought yet again she might never stop quivering Her eyes lacked all focus, she was sated and spent, Still collapsed in heap, not cold but still shivering, “When I asked you to kiss me, that’s not quite what I meant”
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Her eyes lacked all focus, yet her ardor not spent, She got on all fours, a sight to behold “When I asked you to kiss me, this is not quite what I meant,” “But please won't you fuck me,” and I do as I’m told.
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Still on all on all fours, what a sight to behold, How she did moan and deliciously squirm “Fuck me harder” she screamed, and I do as I’m told There’s great sex, then there’s something that needs a new term
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Date: April 18th, 2010 5:00 PM Author: Purple 180 library feces A++++++++++++++++++++++++++++
instant classic |
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Date: April 18th, 2010 5:03 PM Author: soul-stirring stage ty man (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1286251&forum_id=2#14747625) |
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Date: April 18th, 2010 10:45 PM Author: Concupiscible blood rage *cums*
*faints* |
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Date: April 18th, 2010 10:54 PM Author: soul-stirring stage ty (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1286251&forum_id=2#14751759) |
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Date: April 18th, 2010 10:57 PM Author: Concupiscible blood rage No no no, tY. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1286251&forum_id=2#14751806) |
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Date: April 19th, 2010 2:06 PM Author: soul-stirring stage (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1286251&forum_id=2#14757145) |
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Date: April 19th, 2010 11:05 PM Author: soul-stirring stage (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1286251&forum_id=2#14762750) |
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Date: October 7th, 2010 10:01 PM Author: Beady-eyed party of the first part (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1286251&forum_id=2#16240398) |
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Date: April 18th, 2010 2:27 PM Author: Aqua indian lodge Subject: epic, XO Braves lol just kidding man (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1286251&forum_id=2#14746343) |
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Date: April 18th, 2010 4:47 PM Author: soul-stirring stage Jason Heyward (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1286251&forum_id=2#14747456) |
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Date: April 18th, 2010 4:12 PM Author: burgundy people who are hurt national security agency *gives you a flower* (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1286251&forum_id=2#14747156) |
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Date: April 18th, 2010 4:44 PM Author: soul-stirring stage paraphrasing william blake:
A flower was offered to me, Such a flower as May never bore; From a poster, no less, how could this be? Not a fag, did he call me, not a motherless whore
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So I took up this flower, my heart filled with glee With a spring in my step and a smile so bright As a poster I rate you ONE-Tulip-EIGH-TY You're a miracle orchid, amidst offal and blight |
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Date: April 19th, 2010 10:47 AM Author: burgundy people who are hurt national security agency *is grateful*
*gives you 180 daisies* |
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Date: April 18th, 2010 4:13 PM Author: embarrassed to the bone up-to-no-good dingle berry crackhouse haiku, estrada's employability (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1286251&forum_id=2#14747167) |
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Date: April 18th, 2010 4:28 PM Author: soul-stirring stage a stink, a slight wiff desperation? one wonders nope. vaginitis |
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Date: April 18th, 2010 4:55 PM Author: embarrassed to the bone up-to-no-good dingle berry crackhouse ty (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1286251&forum_id=2#14747556) |
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Date: April 18th, 2010 9:35 PM Author: disgusting rigor voyeur (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1286251&forum_id=2#14750752) |
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Date: April 19th, 2010 4:30 PM Author: poppy filthpig rigpig holy shit, ty. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1286251&forum_id=2#14758322) |
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Date: April 18th, 2010 4:54 PM Author: maniacal flirting resort ceo (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1286251&forum_id=2#14747538) |
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Date: April 18th, 2010 4:59 PM Author: soul-stirring stage (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1286251&forum_id=2#14747592) |
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Date: April 18th, 2010 6:15 PM Author: soul-stirring stage anyone else? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1286251&forum_id=2#14748368) |
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Date: April 18th, 2010 6:31 PM Author: Ultramarine keepsake machete mental disorder open mike beat poetry as performed by beavis after drinking several cappuccinos
D and the Does scandal |
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Date: April 18th, 2010 6:37 PM Author: soul-stirring stage jesus, serious degree of difficulty here, i'll give it a shot (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1286251&forum_id=2#14748565) |
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Date: April 18th, 2010 6:56 PM Author: soul-stirring stage Haiku, We're going to explore the world of getting high? Cool!
Heh heh heh, not funny when it burns, internet
Whoa! WHOA WHOA, I’m there, we’re all there
Heh, titties and ponies and jail, heh heh heh,
Armchair quarterback from under the stairs heh heh
Came here starved for Persian girls,
Heh hope it helps, hell it hoes too good,
Didn’t do the math,
Heh heh heh MATH, ASS
Tp for my bunghole, buttrape, prison, tp not enough never enough tp for my bunghole take me to your leader , leiter.
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOBBBBBBBBBSSSSSSS
Mom, bring lawyers guns and money, dominoes, AMLAW 200
Say S-A Summer associate numbercrunching amlaw 250, pro se
MOTHER FUCKING EXPERT, heh heh fucking fuuuuuuuuuuckkkkkkk feels good heh heh
Heh heh heh
No more or less of cruise life is a carnival, no more or less ghetto than Houston when your grundle pours like rain and your spiderman undies are unclean.
How did you find me! this is my fort, exactly to the don’s specifications one subpoena two subpoenas, you said penis, heh heh heh heh heh penis
No money no reputation staglfation initiation degradation, MOTHER FUCKING EXPERT
No one puts baby in the corner no one takes dee from the basement
deeeeeeeeeeee ttittttties
All huge cocked and no where to go, size 8 feet size fourteen sock, why mom? none of your goddamned business this is a celebration and I’m back heh heh heh
I saw the best posters of my generation heh heh destroyed, by kay vee ennn, caven, caveman, a very low bass in the basement goes boom and dee is back no worse for wear, where? here of course he never left, no one ever does
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Date: April 18th, 2010 9:46 PM Author: stirring menage 180 rofl (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1286251&forum_id=2#14750913) |
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Date: April 19th, 2010 4:10 PM Author: arousing theatre omg so good (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1286251&forum_id=2#14758164) |
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Date: April 19th, 2010 4:53 PM Author: cracking lodge striped hyena FUCK (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1286251&forum_id=2#14758498) |
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Date: April 19th, 2010 6:27 PM Author: disgusting rigor voyeur the end there was about the fiercest shit i've read on xo. beautiful, beautiful post. thank you man (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1286251&forum_id=2#14759619) |
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Date: April 19th, 2010 6:48 PM Author: soul-stirring stage poached partly from howl in fairness (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1286251&forum_id=2#14759837) |
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Date: April 19th, 2010 6:54 PM Author: disgusting rigor voyeur i took that as an homage man
and the reference is too clear to make it stealing |
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Date: April 19th, 2010 6:55 PM Author: soul-stirring stage ty, it was meant as such. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1286251&forum_id=2#14759915) |
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Date: April 18th, 2010 7:00 PM Author: soul-stirring stage (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1286251&forum_id=2#14748833) |
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Date: April 18th, 2010 7:30 PM Author: Crawly giraffe old irish cottage To be fair,
A traditional Kyrielle, composed of Five Quatrains and dealing with the rise and fall of Sonic Youth The Poaster.
...AND spelling out, as a vertical acrostic (comprised of the first letter in each line), "TEDDY HUANG HUGE FAGGOT"
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Date: April 18th, 2010 7:39 PM Author: soul-stirring stage holy shit, i'm making dinner, but i will do this (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1286251&forum_id=2#14749309) |
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Date: April 18th, 2010 7:46 PM Author: Jet Laughsome Office titcrequest (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1286251&forum_id=2#14749417) |
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Date: April 18th, 2010 9:35 PM Author: soul-stirring stage kyrielle: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kyrielle
Terror reigned for years, on our dear blog Ebony its shade? All is but fog Die white girl! your throat I will slash Dark days were these, no board for trash ___________________________________
Yellow or black, how to decide? His face seen once, stalking WhitePride Unashamed he, boastful and brash Asians guffawing, Holocaust ash
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Never back down, was Sonic’s creed Go after Asians? Lengthy screed He smote T7, none was his match Unnnngggghhh,cried the board, fucked like e-snatch
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Gas yourself kike, I’m not mere shtik Engorged? Sorry, tiny pink dick Family’s a line, past the last hash At least not rach’s, the man paying cash
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Go down to texas, there you will see God is vengeful, and he has your ip Oh young posters, be not so rash Think bloodacre, mock not licking snatch
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Date: April 18th, 2010 9:37 PM Author: disgusting rigor voyeur jesus christ 180
you're the best poster going |
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Date: April 18th, 2010 9:38 PM Author: soul-stirring stage i don't even know what to say (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1286251&forum_id=2#14750803) |
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Date: April 18th, 2010 9:49 PM Author: stirring menage seconded (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1286251&forum_id=2#14750941) |
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Date: April 18th, 2010 11:47 PM Author: Crawly giraffe old irish cottage To be fair,
Holy shit, 180^180 |
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Date: April 19th, 2010 12:23 AM Author: soul-stirring stage ty (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1286251&forum_id=2#14752943) |
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Date: April 19th, 2010 7:04 PM Author: Frozen Razzle-dazzle School Cafeteria Pisswyrm Damn. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1286251&forum_id=2#14759985) |
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Date: February 14th, 2011 8:17 PM Author: Disrespectful Bawdyhouse Legend awesome (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1286251&forum_id=2#17286004) |
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Date: April 18th, 2010 8:18 PM Author: soul-stirring stage (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1286251&forum_id=2#14749805) |
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Date: April 18th, 2010 8:22 PM Author: insecure space round eye form: shakespearean sonnet (14 lines, ten syllables per line in iambic pentameter, rhyme scheme of a-b-a-b, c-d-c-d, e-f-e-f, g-g)
topic: joys of being a shiteating BIGLAW associate in manfuckinghattan |
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Date: April 18th, 2010 8:27 PM Author: soul-stirring stage noted (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1286251&forum_id=2#14749905) |
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Date: April 18th, 2010 10:43 PM Author: soul-stirring stage iambic pentameter is shoddy, but here it is:
Big swinging dick in MANFUCKINGHATTAN Paraphrase biggie, One-Sixty Swiftly, Fuck haters, never go back to Staten Island? I’ll buy it, know I’m not thrifty
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On my way, JFK, 6:30 flight, Cab’s doing eighty, I chew on my bagel, Blackberry buzzes, No! This can’t be right, “No problem, see you soon Mr. Flagel.”
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Walking thorough the lobby, AE’s gleaming, “Don’t worry, I work here, let me on through.” Open up the door, worried bout a reaming On his desk sits a bag, tiffany blue
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Have no skills, can’t even change a diaper One choice left, ENJOY DLA PIPER
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Date: April 18th, 2010 10:46 PM Author: stirring menage the breaks really set it off homie. incredible narrative (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1286251&forum_id=2#14751669) |
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Date: April 18th, 2010 10:47 PM Author: insecure space round eye 180 man. my request didn't deserve this. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1286251&forum_id=2#14751680) |
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Date: April 18th, 2010 10:48 PM Author: curious persian house 181. You're talents are wasted as a lawyer. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1286251&forum_id=2#14751691) |
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Date: April 19th, 2010 4:33 PM Author: poppy filthpig rigpig *Gasps* (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1286251&forum_id=2#14758347) |
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Date: October 11th, 2010 7:03 PM Author: chestnut abode yeah these are pretty damn good ... (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1286251&forum_id=2#16268558) |
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Date: April 18th, 2010 9:38 PM Author: Exciting Hall Ratface Great work in this thread man. Would have been proud to be associated with it myself. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1286251&forum_id=2#14750795) |
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Date: April 18th, 2010 9:41 PM Author: soul-stirring stage thanks man, that means a lot, i still can't believe that first fucker gave me a sestina though. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1286251&forum_id=2#14750860) |
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Date: April 18th, 2010 9:47 PM Author: stirring menage limerick, the box (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1286251&forum_id=2#14750921) |
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Date: April 18th, 2010 11:38 PM Author: soul-stirring stage There once was a lass named the box Who cared not for shoes nor for socks No stole nor fur pelt Perhaps just a belt And a snuff film shot down by the docks
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Date: April 19th, 2010 4:17 PM Author: arousing theatre (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1286251&forum_id=2#14758221) |
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Date: April 19th, 2010 4:19 PM Author: soul-stirring stage probably my second least favorite, but i did like that i didn't use "cocks" (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1286251&forum_id=2#14758233) |
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Date: April 19th, 2010 4:21 PM Author: stirring menage the holding back was exquisite. cf. H. Humbert, "making love surreptitiously to my hawt stepdaughter" (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1286251&forum_id=2#14758251) |
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Date: April 20th, 2010 12:28 PM Author: soul-stirring stage BAM! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1286251&forum_id=2#14766299) |
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Date: April 18th, 2010 9:52 PM Author: curious persian house 4 Onegin stanzas on Boor. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1286251&forum_id=2#14750974) |
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Date: April 18th, 2010 11:47 PM Author: provocative doctorate patrolman (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1286251&forum_id=2#14752408) |
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Date: April 18th, 2010 11:47 PM Author: soul-stirring stage fuck, onegin? i never understood feminine rhyming (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1286251&forum_id=2#14752409) |
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Date: April 19th, 2010 12:22 AM Author: soul-stirring stage Onegin Stanza: http://www.volecentral.co.uk/vf/onegin.htm there's also an essay by nabakov i remember being awesome
A healer, fighter, BooR invincible His will is strong, convictions firm Love no détka, that’s his principle Stone-cold bábnik, no better term
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Once every cop has been defeated The pryánik has been reheated Its time to go and hit the slopes And dash all comers' foolish hopes
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To leave forever the uniTTTed sTTTaTTTes And find himself good Russian bride To raise small BooRs with care and pride A harem, perhaps, of delighted mates
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But til that time BooR stands alone His heart of gold, his abs of stone
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Date: April 19th, 2010 4:22 PM Author: stirring menage i came. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1286251&forum_id=2#14758258) |
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Date: April 18th, 2010 11:24 PM Author: disgusting rigor voyeur (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1286251&forum_id=2#14752119) |
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Date: April 18th, 2010 11:29 PM Author: maniacal flirting resort ceo this really is one of the greatest threads in xo history. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1286251&forum_id=2#14752183) |
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Date: April 19th, 2010 12:43 AM Author: soul-stirring stage (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1286251&forum_id=2#14753244) |
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Date: April 19th, 2010 9:51 AM Author: soul-stirring stage might be too busy with actual work for most of the day, but if you have a request, i'll get to it eventually. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1286251&forum_id=2#14755568) |
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Date: April 19th, 2010 10:36 AM Author: glassy haunted graveyard crotch 180 thread of the year |
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Date: April 19th, 2010 10:48 AM Author: Bistre stimulating piazza This thread is overrated as fuck. It's pretty good but come on. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1286251&forum_id=2#14755741) |
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Date: April 19th, 2010 10:51 AM Author: Hyperactive sapphire kitchen agreed. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1286251&forum_id=2#14755755) |
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Date: April 19th, 2010 10:52 AM Author: soul-stirring stage i do think some of my friends may have gone a little overboard, but fuck is in no way overrated. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1286251&forum_id=2#14755767) |
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Date: April 19th, 2010 11:25 AM Author: Magical ticket booth do something in ottava rima about DECIDING WHAT SCHOOL IS THE BEST FIT (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1286251&forum_id=2#14755928) |
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Date: April 19th, 2010 11:27 AM Author: soul-stirring stage need to bang out some more pages of a paper, please repost as a new message so i don't forget or miss it and i will make it happen. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1286251&forum_id=2#14755951) |
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Date: April 19th, 2010 2:08 PM Author: charismatic trailer park half-breed you have a weird definition of overrated. a lot of these posts are classics but only have one or two 180s. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1286251&forum_id=2#14757159) |
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Date: April 19th, 2010 4:13 PM Author: maniacal flirting resort ceo it's not overrated at all. rspm cleared the stated technical requirements with panache and farted joyously in the air while hurdling. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1286251&forum_id=2#14758188) |
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Date: April 19th, 2010 4:18 PM Author: soul-stirring stage ty brother, though i don't think the thread is nearly as good as you apparently do, i was thinking maybe i should add links to the strictures of each form so it makes more sense. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1286251&forum_id=2#14758227) |
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Date: April 20th, 2010 3:39 PM Author: soul-stirring stage (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1286251&forum_id=2#14768085) |
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Date: April 20th, 2010 4:28 PM Author: Filthy azure sanctuary THIS IS A PRIME OPPORTUNITY FOR ME TO ANNOUNCE MYSELF AS ONE OF SUPERIOR TASTES (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1286251&forum_id=2#14768668) |
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Date: April 20th, 2010 4:30 PM Author: soul-stirring stage hmmm, are you comparing this thread to treme? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1286251&forum_id=2#14768693) |
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Date: April 19th, 2010 1:27 PM Author: soul-stirring stage i'll probably write the law school fit one when i take a break in a bit, anyone else? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1286251&forum_id=2#14756882) |
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Date: April 19th, 2010 4:06 PM Author: soul-stirring stage ottava rima: http://www.volecentral.co.uk/vf/ottava_rima.htm
Per this request:
Date: April 19th, 2010 11:25 AM Author: pattycake
do something in ottava rima about DECIDING WHAT SCHOOL IS THE BEST FIT
Here it is:
Hey LSD, I’m HagueLaw3. Got a query LSAT’s 161, and have a three six, Where should I go to learn human rights theory, With caring smart driven people, plus no hicks? Have some big plans, can see my future clearly, Three years BIGLAW, then a clerkship just for kicks, When I’ve paid off my loans, I’ll move to Sudan, And use the law to save starving Africans
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Pondering Boalt. Maybe retake, shoot for Yale For safety George Washington, cause every year, Its sixth for International without fail, For all the doubters, let me make something clear, My personal statement tells quite a strong tale, Of my study abroad program in Tangier, Now you know my goals, and so I ‘d love to see, What school you guys think is the best fit for me.
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Date: April 19th, 2010 4:24 PM Author: stirring menage i rate this one renada hurling a fastball (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1286251&forum_id=2#14758274) |
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Date: April 19th, 2010 4:34 PM Author: Magical ticket booth ty (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1286251&forum_id=2#14758359) |
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Date: April 19th, 2010 4:13 PM Author: arousing theatre this is a fucking amazing thread. underrated x1000 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1286251&forum_id=2#14758190) |
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Date: April 19th, 2010 4:34 PM Author: poppy filthpig rigpig bros helping bros is my favorite. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1286251&forum_id=2#14758361) |
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Date: April 19th, 2010 4:45 PM Author: sooty pit indirect expression (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1286251&forum_id=2#14758436) |
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Date: April 19th, 2010 5:23 PM Author: soul-stirring stage probably got another day or two of living on my computer if there are any other requests. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1286251&forum_id=2#14758845) |
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Date: April 19th, 2010 6:13 PM Author: soul-stirring stage I demand an assignment from h. ryder (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1286251&forum_id=2#14759451) |
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Date: April 19th, 2010 6:51 PM Author: Frozen Razzle-dazzle School Cafeteria Pisswyrm This thread made me smile. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1286251&forum_id=2#14759874) |
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Date: April 19th, 2010 6:53 PM Author: soul-stirring stage ty much, if you've any request i'd be delighted to oblige you (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1286251&forum_id=2#14759893) |
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Date: April 19th, 2010 6:59 PM Author: Frozen Razzle-dazzle School Cafeteria Pisswyrm I'd like a cinquain about :D's living quarters, if you have time. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1286251&forum_id=2#14759946) |
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Date: April 19th, 2010 7:45 PM Author: soul-stirring stage hmmm, i hope i didn't step on my material too much with the beat stuff, but i think i can work out something. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1286251&forum_id=2#14760487) |
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Date: April 19th, 2010 9:29 PM Author: soul-stirring stage Basement Its lunchtime and The crusts are Removed for Violating the Law of the Land Thanks, Mom
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Date: April 19th, 2010 9:47 PM Author: Frozen Razzle-dazzle School Cafeteria Pisswyrm Awesome. You are a FRIEND and a gentleman. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1286251&forum_id=2#14761925) |
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Date: April 19th, 2010 10:06 PM Author: soul-stirring stage ty (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1286251&forum_id=2#14762134) |
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Date: April 19th, 2010 6:53 PM Author: Lake house-broken dog poop :) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1286251&forum_id=2#14759900) |
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Date: April 19th, 2010 7:48 PM Author: Concupiscible blood rage Terza rima; the untimely death of lisa rowe the poster (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1286251&forum_id=2#14760512) |
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Date: April 19th, 2010 7:54 PM Author: soul-stirring stage you minx
*doesn't know what noise minxae make so exhales air through closed lips as if thinking hard on the rail yard* |
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Date: April 19th, 2010 8:03 PM Author: Concupiscible blood rage Ty. I am sure you'll put something masterful together. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1286251&forum_id=2#14760680) |
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Date: April 19th, 2010 10:05 PM Author: soul-stirring stage terza rima: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Terza_rima
Lisa Rowe the poster, so full of life Stops him at a party, “hey what’s your sign?” AdChick skulks softly, brandishing a knife
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“Dunno, but some chick keeps feeding me wine.” “I’m just some CHICK?” Adchick quietly seethes Unfazed Lisa asks, “so you wanna be mine?”
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He stares blankly, wipes some snot with his sleeve, Lisa’s clock is ticking, there isn’t much time She grabs him by the belt,”hey, why not leave?”
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Bloodacre asks, “Know some good trees to climb? AdChick strikes, like Van Helsing she stakes her She stands proudly, no remorse for her crime
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Oh, dear Lisa, off to meet her maker Last gasp she cries, “I love you bloodacre!”
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Date: April 19th, 2010 10:37 PM Author: stirring menage you can have sex with CAC while I watch. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1286251&forum_id=2#14762420) |
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Date: April 19th, 2010 10:38 PM Author: soul-stirring stage much appreciated broseph (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1286251&forum_id=2#14762439) |
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Date: April 20th, 2010 7:28 PM Author: soul-stirring stage (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1286251&forum_id=2#14770098) |
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Date: April 25th, 2010 2:09 PM Author: Concupiscible blood rage Meow I missed this. I can just FEEL her dying. What a great Sunday. Tyty. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1286251&forum_id=2#14817014) |
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Date: April 25th, 2010 2:17 PM Author: soul-stirring stage My pleasure darling, glad you enjoyed it (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1286251&forum_id=2#14817051) |
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Date: April 19th, 2010 11:49 PM Author: soul-stirring stage (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1286251&forum_id=2#14763341) |
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Date: April 19th, 2010 11:55 PM Author: Startled halford gas station spenserian sonnet about solzy doing something important (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1286251&forum_id=2#14763447) |
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Date: April 19th, 2010 11:58 PM Author: soul-stirring stage i will relish this task, but it deserves my full attention on tomorrow (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1286251&forum_id=2#14763538) |
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Date: April 20th, 2010 10:07 AM Author: soul-stirring stage spenserian sonnet: http://www.allwords.com/word-spenserian+sonnet.html
One day he scrawled his name upon the sun “Solzy was here” it burned hotter than the fire He did it not to boast but just for fun For lunch he went and closed the widening gyre
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Mid-day he dropped the beat for Heaven’s Choir Forsooth, he willed the Gordion knot to fray “I’ve more to do before I can retire.” He tired of April and so he made it May.
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“The hour grows late, there’s no more time to play.” He broke Rach’s spell, the top thread’s date aught four Then built himself a ship from bark and clay And left to wear white flannel on the shore
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“No!” cried xo, “We can’t live without you!” He just smiled sadly, “I’ll miss you too.”
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Date: April 20th, 2010 1:44 PM Author: soul-stirring stage where is he? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1286251&forum_id=2#14766903) |
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Date: April 20th, 2010 4:23 PM Author: Startled halford gas station (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1286251&forum_id=2#14768615) |
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Date: April 20th, 2010 12:41 PM Author: soul-stirring stage (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1286251&forum_id=2#14766384) |
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Date: April 20th, 2010 4:13 PM Author: soul-stirring stage have night class, prob won't pay attention, considering requests. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1286251&forum_id=2#14768501) |
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Date: April 20th, 2010 11:06 PM Author: soul-stirring stage Anything else? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1286251&forum_id=2#14772495) |
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Date: April 21st, 2010 3:56 PM Author: glassy haunted graveyard crotch form: Drápa topic: BAM! You are a rapist. How do you gear up to go a-rapin'? |
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Date: April 21st, 2010 5:35 PM Author: soul-stirring stage man, i don't know. i think i feel more comfortable attempting to bumble around in ts eliot or ginsburg's work than i do petro's (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1286251&forum_id=2#14779820) |
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Date: April 24th, 2010 1:12 AM Author: soul-stirring stage fuck man (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1286251&forum_id=2#14805629) |
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Date: April 24th, 2010 11:35 PM Author: soul-stirring stage okay, fuck it, wasn't sure i was gonna do this one but, tired of working, gonna watch some hot okc thunder action, have a beer and bang the rest of this bitch out. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1286251&forum_id=2#14813239) |
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Date: April 24th, 2010 11:59 PM Author: soul-stirring stage Gods’ tales are told by mortal men, Thus please forgive my humble pen It came to me one fevered night, In starts and flashes, second sight
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Listen close and gather tighter I’m not some faggot firefighter I can’t deny it, though much I’ve tried Great ¶etro died! He really died! _______________________________________ I saw a copse of ancient trees A river fire, a jar of bees, Can of bear spray, an ACP, Rio Coco, wash over me,
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Trailer meth lab, a staff of poors Creole cooking, the Iraq War Reams of r@ygold, sticky semen Tiny laser wielding demons
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A brand new suit of Dragon skin A sunset over Washington A British man gives harsh rebuke A law school desk covered with puke
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Shining skyline, carefully planned A lover holds a cattle brand These visions flew before my eyes, Heeding not my plaintive cries,
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Then at long last the visions slowed, I found myself beside a road, Then flying past a truck of black Into a tree, just like Grbac.
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My mouth agape, wordless and dumb As if held thus by spoonculum Then voice returned and so I cried Great ¶etro died! He really died!
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Before I’d said another thing, I flew skyward on angel’s wings We did not stop at heaven’s gate But flew right past as if quite late
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We flew in through an oaken door, Into the hall of Viking lore, Though at wit’s end, my nerves rubbed raw I’ll strive to tell you all I saw
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On a dais in Valhalla Sits our hero, ¶etrodollar Quaffing strong mead, and eating boar Swapping hypos with mighty Thor
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For all his might, Thor is perplexed “How does this Brit know DMX? “Are you confused or just japing? “Thor needs gear to go a-raping?”
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“Thor, my old friend, you’re drunk on mead X is well known, from Bath to Leeds, As for the need for rapin’ gear Even a God need rapex fear.”
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It seems Thor was still a skeptic, His response was most dyspeptic: “Did you attend some TTT?” “I went to Harvard, actually”
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With that my heart retuned to calm Even a god knows the H-bomb Were it my choice, I’d not have left But I was bound to the bereft
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And so my soul fell back to earth A stillborn child, a water birth I awoke in bed and clapped my light, Loss gripped my heart with sphincter’s might ______________________________________________________
Two days and nights I’ve had no sleep I never pause except to weep Why was I charged with such a task? Is a question I often ask
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But then I push down thoughts like these With thoughts of FRIENDS like Mayor McCheese My FRIENDS who need to know the truth, The King is dead and that’s forsooth
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We must move on, it’s what He’d want, Except for, maybe, Madame Cunt, For guidance you must look inside, For ¶etro died, he really died.
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Date: April 25th, 2010 2:07 PM Author: soul-stirring stage (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1286251&forum_id=2#14817003) |
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Date: April 25th, 2010 2:25 PM Author: glassy haunted graveyard crotch flawless victory (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1286251&forum_id=2#14817095) |
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Date: April 25th, 2010 3:09 PM Author: soul-stirring stage ty, hope you don't mind that i went outside the original request, thought it was called for by the nature of a drapa. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1286251&forum_id=2#14817512) |
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Date: April 27th, 2010 1:11 PM Author: Frozen Razzle-dazzle School Cafeteria Pisswyrm Nice. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1286251&forum_id=2#14838569) |
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Date: April 27th, 2010 1:14 PM Author: soul-stirring stage ty friend (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1286251&forum_id=2#14838586) |
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Date: May 26th, 2010 6:24 PM Author: Cobalt Liquid Oxygen by far the best one. by far. bravo (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1286251&forum_id=2#15091288) |
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Date: April 23rd, 2010 3:38 AM Author: disgusting rigor voyeur (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1286251&forum_id=2#14797476) |
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Date: April 23rd, 2010 12:04 PM Author: soul-stirring stage (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1286251&forum_id=2#14798967) |
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Date: April 25th, 2010 12:16 AM Author: soul-stirring stage (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1286251&forum_id=2#14813593) |
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Date: April 25th, 2010 12:16 AM Author: Ungodly Painfully Honest Roommate Point wgwag (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1286251&forum_id=2#14813595) |
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Date: April 25th, 2010 12:17 AM Author: soul-stirring stage Subject: acrostic White Girls With Asian Guys |
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Date: April 25th, 2010 12:32 PM Author: soul-stirring stage (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1286251&forum_id=2#14816311) |
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Date: April 25th, 2010 2:11 PM Author: pearl marvelous jap hospital how is this possible i don't even (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1286251&forum_id=2#14817020) |
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Date: April 25th, 2010 6:05 PM Author: soul-stirring stage (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1286251&forum_id=2#14819177) |
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Date: April 25th, 2010 11:07 PM Author: soul-stirring stage (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1286251&forum_id=2#14822913) |
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Date: April 27th, 2010 12:57 PM Author: soul-stirring stage (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1286251&forum_id=2#14838468) |
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Date: May 26th, 2010 5:57 PM Author: soul-stirring stage now that i am back from irl and bejobbed i may start this bitch up again if anyone has any compelling requests. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1286251&forum_id=2#15091146) |
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Date: May 26th, 2010 5:59 PM Author: pungent aromatic cruise ship mood OH MY GOD YOU ARE THE BEST POSTER (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1286251&forum_id=2#15091153) |
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Date: May 26th, 2010 6:05 PM Author: soul-stirring stage fuck bro, thank you so much if you mean it despite the allcaps. awesome to have you back btw (nb you may have been back for some time and i simply have not been. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1286251&forum_id=2#15091176) |
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Date: May 26th, 2010 6:06 PM Author: pungent aromatic cruise ship mood ive been back i guess two weeks or so now. should leave again soon. im not sure i meant it cause theres such harsh fuckin competition here but this thread and the bothered thread are seriously as 180 as it gets, and that includes the best of solzy and GatticusFinch and Fuckin' a, man etc. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1286251&forum_id=2#15091187) |
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Date: May 26th, 2010 6:11 PM Author: soul-stirring stage i didn't mean literally mean the superlative, all caps just seems naturally mocking but i know we're friends. ty for the kind words. i'd be happy to field a request from you when i'm less cracked out if you have one.
also, you shouldn't go unless you're not planning to be fucking around on the internet at all. |
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Date: May 26th, 2010 6:12 PM Author: pungent aromatic cruise ship mood tbh i haven't not fucked around the internet at all since the last time i was in a developing country (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1286251&forum_id=2#15091223) |
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Date: May 26th, 2010 6:17 PM Author: soul-stirring stage i mean, yeah, i still check email and espn (and porn if i'm not getting pretty constant sex) but i go through times where i'm too busy for random surfing or xo posting. if i'm not in one of those phases i see no reason not to go on xo. it's still entertaining and it synthesizes all relevant news. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1286251&forum_id=2#15091249) |
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Date: May 26th, 2010 6:06 PM Author: Mischievous dragon heaven this thread is...it's just...fuck man (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1286251&forum_id=2#15091179) |
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Date: May 26th, 2010 6:11 PM Author: soul-stirring stage ty duder. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1286251&forum_id=2#15091222) |
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Date: May 26th, 2010 6:18 PM Author: Ultramarine keepsake machete mental disorder brechtian elegy
scatman john's mustache's continuing harassment of rowan for miscegenation |
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Date: May 26th, 2010 6:23 PM Author: soul-stirring stage that's a good one. next work lull i'll see what i can do. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1286251&forum_id=2#15091286) |
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Date: June 1st, 2010 9:59 PM Author: soul-stirring stage Subject: not wild about it, but O Rowan, pale rose! How blind you are As you post relationship advice. You give yourself Unto Tyrone.
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The most nubile Nubian Lies back down. Ready for a second go. Your misanthropic legions Sit alone in their basements. With socks caked and cracked.
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With their enormous penii, Stiff with anticipation, I imagine their legions But never I. This is well known.
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In your house Cornflakes crumble. Under tread Of onyx feet. Is it so?
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Why do TreKevin and D’Brickishaw Have what I want? You my Rose Held in strong dark arms The player, how I hate the game For I never win!
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Whereupon everyone sees you Walking the streets of Denver With Champ Bailey Eating fish tacos.
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Interracial cuckold porn sates me no longer, I weep. My pleas go unheard, ignored, forgotton And I go too, to Stormfront perhaps.
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O Rowan, pale rose! I was the one for you But you have gone black, so of course You will never go back!
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Date: June 1st, 2010 10:35 PM Author: angry slimy useless brakes wholly shit (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1286251&forum_id=2#15140380) |
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Date: June 1st, 2010 10:47 PM Author: soul-stirring stage ty (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1286251&forum_id=2#15140527) |
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Date: June 3rd, 2010 9:01 PM Author: Ultramarine keepsake machete mental disorder In your house
Cornflakes crumble.
Under tread
Of onyx feet.
Is it so?
this stanza was actually quite excellent. the others get an mpp C+. |
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Date: June 1st, 2010 10:55 PM Author: soul-stirring stage anything else? don't really want to end it on that last one (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1286251&forum_id=2#15140632) |
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Date: June 2nd, 2010 1:45 PM Author: soul-stirring stage (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1286251&forum_id=2#15144257) |
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Date: June 2nd, 2010 7:43 PM Author: soul-stirring stage (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1286251&forum_id=2#15146676) |
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Date: February 15th, 2011 2:05 PM Author: soul-stirring stage (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1286251&forum_id=2#17290537) |
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Date: June 2nd, 2010 1:51 PM Author: glassy haunted graveyard crotch (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1286251&forum_id=2#15144302) |
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Date: June 2nd, 2010 8:10 PM Author: aggressive meetinghouse a villanelle on dooberstein's creepiness (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1286251&forum_id=2#15146884) |
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Date: February 14th, 2011 3:33 PM Author: soul-stirring stage http://www.poets.org/viewmedia.php/prmMID/5796
I stand six five, visage a milky white Maddowian hair quaffed with tender care Blazer donned I post deep into the night
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Give me your gchat, don’t put up a fight, I know a few things I’d rather not share Just message me and I’ll be your true knight
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I’m only nineteen, I just found this site Jeepers golly, I’m just a teddy bear Blazer donned I post deep into the night
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I ache for you, please save me from this plight Bask in my love, tender true and so rare Just message me and I’ll be your true knight
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Alight on my wrist my dove, don’t take flight, I’m so sorry I gave you such a scare Blazer donned I post deep into the night
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Return my love and thing will come out right, Spurn me, and I promise I won’t fight fair, Just message me and I’ll be your true knight Blazer donned I post deep into the night
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Date: June 2nd, 2010 9:26 PM Author: Ultramarine keepsake machete mental disorder A Paris Spleen-style prose poem on the pleasures of seeking a college freshman to choke with a belt during degrading oral sex.
EDIT: I see you've already done The Box. Same form, on the decadence of being a very cold refrigerator. |
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Date: February 14th, 2011 6:50 PM Author: soul-stirring stage http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Le_Spleen_de_Paris
Mismatched crockery of impeccable taste boasts a table set as if Gaia were a guest not yet arrived.
“Rules,” said the mother of my friend, “are the recourse of yapping bourgeoisie meant to bind each successive generation to the vapid overstuffed drudgery that lives as the sum total of their own self worth.”
“Of course,” replied the father of my friend, “one should no more set boundaries than one should spray this heirloom kale with poison. Rules are pesticide to the spirit.”
“She knows we love her, and her self-respect and respect for all creatures will be her guide. Judgment is bondage.”
In a different place the warm lazy wind of late summer brings with it the scent of hashbrowns and endless possibility. A burgeoning raconteur who has of late touched his first boob dashes under the disc in flight, wearing a cape and hooting with the unrestrained joy of being noticed. A gaggle sits together marveling at the profundity of new ideas—a text on Colonial Oppression and Herstory sits on quaking knees.
The wind sweeps up a building named for a white historian who plied his academic wares in the wake of reconstruction. It gently rattles a closed window, peeking at the reflected glow of a glowing reflection. She gazes at herself as others see her. She is validated by subterranean lust, pockets of heat and swollen members clamoring for more from the cherub. Others have met dozens of people maybe in the café or the quandrangle or at the debate club meeting she missed Tuesday, but she has been seen (adored!) by hundreds (thousands!).
What more could one seek? The maw opens and gapes, but is never sated. More more more more. A window of a different kind opens, and she fields questions and gives answers. She is known. She is a legend already. Templars of Text ride to defend her florid newness against trollocs screaming trollop. But she knows better. Even those that hate her want to be with her. Some few voices council a life of aye are ell, but what does that offer? The clumsy touch of an are eh? A life lived in acronyms, she sucks away, chasing the dragon. Maybe there is a way to bring this adulation to life. An arrow shot by a cherub caught by a cherub alighting in the breast of a true type A, an alpha dog of air-conditioning.
She waits with bated breath. “Follow yourself, honey, you can’t be steered wrong,” squawked the far away voice. How? Who knows.
The door opens.
She has already written the story she will tell her FRIENDS. In her head. It lives there. Just waiting for life to match it. But it is so much more! This man! Does it count when you uvula is involved? Did you know it was an anagram. She is a free spirit, even as the leather tightens. Vulva, uvula. Just wait until she tell everyone. Everyone will be so impressed. Numbers are meaningless and mean everything. Five hundred. Who can say. An angel has steered her correctly.
She wipes her tears and logs on. Glorious.
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Date: June 2nd, 2010 9:48 PM Author: Purple 180 library feces trochaic tetrameter (hiawatha verse) either unrhymed or using yeats rhymes (your choice)
on renada's chicago rant |
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Date: February 16th, 2011 3:03 PM Author: soul-stirring stage i'm not sure what to do with this as the original is excellent and self-contained. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1286251&forum_id=2#17297997) |
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Date: June 3rd, 2010 9:03 PM Author: flatulent turdskin pistol (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1286251&forum_id=2#15156057) |
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Date: February 14th, 2011 8:03 PM Author: soul-stirring stage i should tell you right now, i'm not going to do this one. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1286251&forum_id=2#17285906) |
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Date: June 11th, 2010 9:39 AM Author: Adventurous stubborn azn university an ode to whokebe (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1286251&forum_id=2#15217318) |
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Date: October 7th, 2010 9:49 PM Author: crystalline wagecucks alpha Whok ain't got nothing on you! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1286251&forum_id=2#16240297) |
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Date: October 7th, 2010 10:00 PM Author: stirring menage Jue Ju, PREFERABLY rhymed but not required on moon-faced bitches.
Rules for a Jue Ju:
· This is an ancient type of Chinese poetry and the oldest form of poetry we will be studying in this unit.
· This type of poem DOES NOT tell a story, but instead tells a mood or feeling through sharing different images, sounds, and emotions.
· Each stanza is four lines long.
· There is NO rhyme scheme.
· Meter is 5 OR 7. |
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Date: February 14th, 2011 3:11 PM Author: soul-stirring stage http://www.poetrymagnumopus.com/index.php?showtopic=634
Tiger Mother give me strength Know yourself is wisdom true The grass grows on its lonesome On cello’s back crimson dreams
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Ming Dish, oafish spoon Chongqing flight alights Long dreamt lunar gaze Piquant offal smell
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Swishing skirts, Ximen’s bequest I come for thee Chang’e mine Palms sweat like Orcish Raider Manga fancy finds sweet breath
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Date: February 14th, 2011 3:18 PM Author: stirring menage 180 and way better than anything shaolin baldass has ever quoted (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1286251&forum_id=2#17283871) |
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Date: February 14th, 2011 3:47 PM Author: soul-stirring stage ty brother (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1286251&forum_id=2#17284131) |
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Date: October 11th, 2010 4:39 PM Author: disgusting rigor voyeur (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1286251&forum_id=2#16267469) |
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Date: October 11th, 2010 4:40 PM Author: Fluffy marketing idea digit ratio sonnet, zombies eating brains. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1286251&forum_id=2#16267476) |
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Date: February 16th, 2011 7:06 PM Author: soul-stirring stage torn on this one (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1286251&forum_id=2#17299906) |
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Date: October 11th, 2010 4:40 PM Author: irradiated lay philosopher-king why did i never post itt? a TRU 180! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1286251&forum_id=2#16267489) |
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Date: October 11th, 2010 4:42 PM Author: soul-stirring stage man, i guess i gotta do these other ones at some point. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1286251&forum_id=2#16267500) |
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Date: October 11th, 2010 7:06 PM Author: talented chocolate love of her life epic poem
breakfast conversation |
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Date: October 16th, 2010 2:19 PM Author: crystalline wagecucks alpha http://imgur.com/3cdzR.jpg (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1286251&forum_id=2#16307905) |
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Date: February 14th, 2011 3:47 PM Author: soul-stirring stage i'm not sure what that is. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1286251&forum_id=2#17284129) |
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Date: January 7th, 2011 4:06 PM Author: disgusting rigor voyeur (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1286251&forum_id=2#16994257) |
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Date: February 14th, 2011 3:50 PM Author: soul-stirring stage i'm also not crazy about some of these suggestions (though obviously spackler's ode to whokebe demands my attention when i have sufficient time to devote to it) so though i may see if i can get anything out of them i'm open to new requests. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1286251&forum_id=2#17284159) |
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Date: February 14th, 2011 3:54 PM Author: irradiated lay philosopher-king on the decline of xo, free style (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1286251&forum_id=2#17284197) |
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Date: February 14th, 2011 4:01 PM Author: saffron flickering site faggot firefighter something for a girl I like (we do yoga together) but she's a half-hearted relationship...also she is a puppyn00b (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1286251&forum_id=2#17284257) |
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Date: February 14th, 2011 4:19 PM Author: soul-stirring stage give me some more details and ideally a poetic form. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1286251&forum_id=2#17284408) |
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Date: February 14th, 2011 5:17 PM Author: soul-stirring stage (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1286251&forum_id=2#17284734) |
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Date: February 15th, 2011 4:58 PM Author: saffron flickering site faggot firefighter Still around brother? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1286251&forum_id=2#17291612) |
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Date: February 15th, 2011 7:02 PM Author: soul-stirring stage more or less (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1286251&forum_id=2#17292525) |
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Date: February 15th, 2011 7:41 PM Author: soul-stirring stage yeah, i can probs do it in the next bit. have to sit through a speaker i don't much feel like listening to. if i can keep my laptop out i'll take a look. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1286251&forum_id=2#17292803) |
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Date: February 15th, 2011 5:12 PM Author: razzmatazz tank death wish Rondel Barzini getting PWN3D |
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Date: February 15th, 2011 7:37 PM Author: soul-stirring stage Oh shoot, just realized I wrote a roundel http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Roundel_(poem)
I'll see if it looks worth doing over
Donatello could sculpt no stronger jaw, Nor Scipio conceive a stouter fort, But naught could undo what that Jewess saw, you jerks, I got pwn3d!
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Laid low by addiction to board of law, In days when no troll could commit a tort, Just spend two hundred, a plan without flaw, you jerks, I got pwn3d!
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A cunnus to dry hump, a boobie to paw All gone in a flash without a retort, J. just sat typing and loosed a guffaw, you jerks, I got pwn3d!
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Date: February 16th, 2011 7:55 PM Author: fragrant mentally impaired garrison Battle Rap, of republicans and democrats debating Obama's budget.
You can pick one side or the other. |
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Date: February 21st, 2011 6:42 PM Author: soul-stirring stage yikes (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1286251&forum_id=2#17339502) |
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Date: July 8th, 2011 4:49 PM Author: disgusting rigor voyeur (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1286251&forum_id=2#18452959) |
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Date: October 4th, 2011 12:52 AM Author: stirring menage (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1286251&forum_id=2#19098224) |