I left my moniker, my twitterfeed, and my facebook page at the bottom

I made two threads back in autumn, you must not have saw em

They was probably covered up by Rowan threads or somethin

Sometimes I type out crappy thread titles when I'm postin

But anyways; fuck it, what's been up? Man how's your novel?

I'm studyin for the MCAT too, I'm bout to be a doctor

If I ever own a Beamer, guess what I'ma have the plate say?

I'm a have it say Pynchon

I agree with you about lynchin too

I had a friend n-thread after some ape robbed him

I know you probably hear this every day, but I wanna be your bro and G

I even got the underground posts you used to make with solzy

I got a room full of your posts and threads man

I like the shit you did with Spackler too, that shit was phat

Anyways, I hope you get this man, tweet me back,

Just to chat, truly yours, your biggest fan

This is Stan

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1312679&forum_id=2#15000750)

I ain't mad - I just think it's FUCKED UP you don't answer fans

If you didn't wanna talk to me outside the library you didn't have to

But you could have signed Gravity's Rainbow for Matthew

That's my little brother man, he posts as :D, he's only six years old

We waited in the blistering cold for you,

For four hours and you just said, "Ape"

That's pretty shitty man - you're like his fucking idol

He wants to be just like you man, he's online even more than we are

I ain't that mad though, I just don't like being lied to

Remember when we met in Fresno? - You said if I'd write you

you would write back - see I'm just like you in a way

I'm an Asian too, and could never tell the difference between my mother and father

When JBD died you became our only voice and author

I can relate to what you're saying in your novel

So when I have a shitty day, I read the excerpt in my hovel

Cause I don't really got shit else so that shit helps when I'm depressed

I even got a tattoo of your name across the chest

Sometimes I even dead lift in the gym and pretend I'm you

It's like adrenaline, the pain is such a sudden rush for me

See everything you say is real, and I respect you cause you tell it

My mom's jealous cause I talk about you 24/7

But she don't know you like I know you Whok, no one does

She don't understand Faulkner like we do

You gotta reply to me man, I'll be the biggest fan you'll ever lose

Sincerely yours, Stan -- P.S.

We should be together too

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1312679&forum_id=2#15000790)

This'll be the last post I ever send your ass

It's been eight minutes and still no word - I don't deserve it

I know you got my last two posts;

I saw the time stamps on them and they were perfect

So this is my cassette I'm sending you, I hope you hear it

I'm in the car right now, I'm doing 45 on the freeway

Hey Whok, I drank a fifth of Muscle Milk, you dare me to drive?

You know the song by Justin Bieber, "One Less Lonely Girl"?

About that girl who could have spent her whole life lonely

But didn't, cuz Justin found her and made her his one and only?

That's kinda how I wanted this to be, you coulda rescued me from being lonely

Now it's too late - I jacked off, I'm drowsy

And all I wanted was a lousy tweet or call

I hope you know I made 90% of the posts on your wall

I love you Whok, we coulda been together, think about it

You ruined it now, I hope you can't sleep and you dream about it

And when you wake I hope you can't play b-ball and you SCREAM about it

I hope your conscience EATS AT YOU and the Kindness Club DIES without me

See Whok---(*screaming*)

Shut up bitch! I'm trying to talk!

Hey Whok, that's my mom screamin from the passenger seat

She don't like it when I drive, but she's not that great too

But if we rode the city bus we'd be targeted by apes and then she'd die too

Well, gotta go, I'm almost at the law school

Oh shit, my Blackberry's dead, how am I supposed to send this shit out?

*FIN*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1312679&forum_id=2#15000830)

I meant to poast here sooner, I just been busy

You said you 'bout to cop a Beamer

Just like Dirk Nowitzki

Look, I'm really flattered

That you would get that vanity plate

And here's an autograph for your boy :D

Maybe now he'll find a date

I'm sorry I didn't see you in the tinychat

I must have missed you

I was too busy ranking authors man

Wasn't to diss you

And what's this shit you said about

You like to do deadlifts too?

I say that weight just clownin' dawg, c'mon

How stupid is you?

You've got 180s Stan

I think you need some Pynchon

To help your ass from wanting to killself

When you get down some

And what's this shit about us

Meant to be together?

That type shit'll make me not want us

To bump each other

I really think that you and your mom

Just need each other

But maybe you just need to BAM! her better

Hope you get to read this letter

I just hope it reaches you in time

Before you niggerthread

I think that you'll be doin' just fine

If you'd wgwag a little

I'm glad I inspire you, but Stan,

Why u so mad

Try to understand

I'm just stylin' on you man

I just want you to do some alpha shit

I seen this one bro open a set

A couple weeks ago, that shit was sick

Some nigger was drunk and drove his fist into a bitch

It was this alpha bro's cunt

She cuckolded him, had nig's kid

And on his phone they found a voice memo

But they didn't say who it was to.

Come to think about it, that faggot was -

It was you.

:((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1312679&forum_id=2#15001952)

tyvmft

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1312679&forum_id=2#15002429)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1312679&forum_id=2#15003698)

SPECIAL RECOGNITION: "I'm an Asian too, and could never tell the difference between my mother and father"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1312679&forum_id=2#15938453)

but just want to say.

this is the shit that makes this board shine.

fanfuckingtastic.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1312679&forum_id=2#15993715)

That's my little brother man, he posts as :D, he's only six years old

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1312679&forum_id=2#18760728)