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Date: June 25th, 2010 10:48 AM Author: mewling buck-toothed corner water buffalo (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348845&forum_id=2#15339107) |
Date: June 25th, 2010 10:48 AM Author: offensive flickering masturbator yes (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348845&forum_id=2#15339108) |
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Date: June 25th, 2010 10:50 AM Author: Cowardly circlehead What's the vault range? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348845&forum_id=2#15339116) |
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Date: June 25th, 2010 10:50 AM Author: offensive flickering masturbator not at a firm (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348845&forum_id=2#15339119) |
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Date: June 25th, 2010 10:52 AM Author: mewling buck-toothed corner water buffalo Where then? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348845&forum_id=2#15339137) |
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Date: June 25th, 2010 10:53 AM Author: offensive flickering masturbator BIGFED (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348845&forum_id=2#15339141) |
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Date: June 25th, 2010 10:55 AM Author: mewling buck-toothed corner water buffalo How? Betting not through USAJOBS (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348845&forum_id=2#15339155) |
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Date: June 25th, 2010 10:57 AM Author: offensive flickering masturbator I recounted it in great detail in this thread: http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1272570&mc=84&forum_id=2 |
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Date: June 25th, 2010 10:52 AM Author: Cowardly circlehead ha I know, just f'n with you mang. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348845&forum_id=2#15339139) |
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Date: June 25th, 2010 10:50 AM Author: Outnumbered Lascivious Associate Stead 120 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348845&forum_id=2#15339123) |
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Date: June 25th, 2010 10:53 AM Author: Cowardly circlehead why all the hate today dude? I thought we were FRIENDS? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348845&forum_id=2#15339142) |
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Date: June 25th, 2010 10:54 AM Author: offensive flickering masturbator Maybe he was in fact insulting me, by insinuating that my vault range is "120" b/c it isn't a firm and thus isn't shit? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348845&forum_id=2#15339145) |
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Date: June 25th, 2010 11:01 AM Author: Cowardly circlehead Prob not, isn't he pretty fucked jobwise? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348845&forum_id=2#15339187) |
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Date: June 25th, 2010 10:49 AM Author: Black trailer park kitty lol (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348845&forum_id=2#15339111) |
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Date: June 25th, 2010 10:52 AM Author: Motley kitchen yes (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348845&forum_id=2#15339135) |
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Date: June 25th, 2010 10:53 AM Author: mewling buck-toothed corner water buffalo Where? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348845&forum_id=2#15339140) |
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Date: June 25th, 2010 10:53 AM Author: Motley kitchen clerkship (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348845&forum_id=2#15339143) |
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Date: June 26th, 2010 2:01 AM Author: Contagious pale resort juggernaut yes, thankfully. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348845&forum_id=2#15345367) |
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Date: June 26th, 2010 10:44 AM Author: mewling buck-toothed corner water buffalo what? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348845&forum_id=2#15346337) |
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Date: June 26th, 2010 12:10 PM Author: Contagious pale resort juggernaut Midlaw.
I was resigned to failure all last year. I was applying for and being rejected by really shitty, really low paying jobs. I figured I'd probably get some kind of shitlaw a few months after being licensed.
Then out of nowhere this comparatively decent midlaw firm got back to me and asked me to interview. I had some experience w/ the kind of work they do and I highlighted that on the resume/cover letter. Once they called me in, I think it helped that I spoke highly (or at least respectfully) of the piece of shit firm that no-offered me, and that a partner at said firm was willing to vouch for me. I don't know whether they spoke with him or not, but it helped me to look them in the eye and confidently say that the no-offer was their fault, not mine. |
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Date: June 26th, 2010 1:26 PM Author: mewling buck-toothed corner water buffalo Congrats, this is awesome. Gives me hope. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348845&forum_id=2#15347447) |
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Date: June 29th, 2010 12:46 PM Author: mewling buck-toothed corner water buffalo Did you get this from mass mailing? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348845&forum_id=2#15374161) |
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Date: June 26th, 2010 6:19 AM Author: heady impertinent messiness no, i haven't found anything else.
thanks hiring partner. i guess it's a good thing you kept your PPP at $1.2 million instead of $1.1 million. i'm sure you and your family needs it.
i think about killing myself every day. i guess it's a good thing i don't have the balls. |
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Date: June 26th, 2010 6:24 AM Author: offensive flickering masturbator I wonder if I'll ever run into somebody from my ex-firm on the street or on the train. Awkward, it would be. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348845&forum_id=2#15346050) |
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Date: June 26th, 2010 6:29 AM Author: heady impertinent messiness I did once. I waved at him and he pretended not to see me. I thought about walking up to him and spiting in his face. Didn't happen. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348845&forum_id=2#15346051) |
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Date: June 26th, 2010 6:33 AM Author: light sticky office kitty cat rofl (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348845&forum_id=2#15346053) |
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Date: June 26th, 2010 6:56 AM Author: heady impertinent messiness yeah, instead i walked up to him and shanked him. he cried. i laughed. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348845&forum_id=2#15346066) |
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Date: June 26th, 2010 10:28 AM Author: Geriatric Glittery Casino Saw a partner at the firm I was no-offered at at a bar by my school during some sort of reunion. He was shitfaced, wanted to trip him, decided not to. We had an awkward "hey how's it going conversation". (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348845&forum_id=2#15346308) |
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Date: June 26th, 2010 8:58 AM Author: Violent temple tank Dude, I feel sorry for you that this happened to you, but many firms were overstaffed. They shouldn't have to carry a bloated amount of employees just like we wouldn't expect a blue-collar employer to keep workers on just to shelter them from the outside world. Why shouldn't firms try to be as profitable as they can? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348845&forum_id=2#15346200) |
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Date: June 26th, 2010 9:52 AM Author: Sable meetinghouse keepsake machete are you being for real?
law is practically the only industry where you get one crack at the apple. if you fuck it up AND/OR if it is taken from you, you are almost assuredly shit out of luck w/r/t biglaw. law firms know this which is why they historically maintained near 100% offer rates.
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Date: June 26th, 2010 10:11 AM Author: Zippy gaping range boohoo (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348845&forum_id=2#15346283) |
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Date: June 30th, 2010 9:23 AM Author: Startled duck-like weed whacker What is "biglaw?" Do you mean a V10? If so you're pretty much right. Otherwise this is wrong. People can lateral into market-paying gigs from non market-paying gigs and do so all of the time. Probably half of the associates I knew at my V50 summer firm did this.
Fucking relax with this noise, it's wrong. |
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Date: June 30th, 2010 10:35 AM Author: sooty mind-boggling church pocket flask even lateraling to V10, I've seen plenty come from low V100's or even unranked firms. Granted, WLRK and CSM probably won't take you. Granted also, most of the laterals (but certainly not all) had decent "stats" like T14, honors, clerkship, etc. Point being, your first firm doesnt determine your career
Plus, the "higher up" you go in the V-rankings, the higher chance you'll be a burnout and burnout sooner. CSM, half the associates leave after the first 1.5-2y rotation. Especially ITE where more are forced out, I'm pretty sure most end up taking far less prestigious/lucrative positions to follow |
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Date: September 1st, 2010 9:07 PM Author: Mint faggotry recent studies showed that firing bosses (or other a-holes) interpret ambiguity about an a-hole decision in a more positive light than is reasonable to justify their selfish decisions.
ie i fire him but he be fine even though conventional wisdom only a year ago was that no offer ruins your life and we ourselves explicitly stated this during offer discussions. |
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Date: September 1st, 2010 9:10 PM Author: Mint faggotry recent studies showed that firing bosses (or other a-holes) interpret ambiguity about an a-hole decision in a more positive light than is reasonable to justify their selfish decisions.
ie i fire him but he be fine even though conventional wisdom only a year ago was that no offer ruins your life and we ourselves explicitly stated this during offer discussions. |
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Date: September 1st, 2010 9:10 PM Author: Mint faggotry man, this is so bunk. even hard core capitalist economists right now are reconsidering ideas like the one you just expressed after seeing the harm caused ite.
we already have laws in place to protect against this kind of thing in some situations (ie tortious interference with contract "why should it be wrong to get someone to break their K if they can make more money?")
fyi do you have an econ background? it's obnoxious when non-econ background people discuss these things. their understanding is so limited they spout off some basic talking points they've heard without having much understanding about what they heck they're talking about. |
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Date: June 26th, 2010 10:44 AM Author: mewling buck-toothed corner water buffalo Same boat man. Same boat. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348845&forum_id=2#15346338) |
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Date: June 26th, 2010 6:33 AM Author: light sticky office kitty cat obviously the only ones who will contribute to this thread are the ones who did (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348845&forum_id=2#15346054) |
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Date: June 26th, 2010 10:47 AM Author: Hideous mahogany indian lodge Obviously, because neither masochistic crybabies nor the flames who emulate them exist to any noticeable degree among xo poasters (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348845&forum_id=2#15346347) |
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Date: September 1st, 2010 9:14 PM Author: Mint faggotry the market will take care of rat droppings in sausage
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Date: June 30th, 2010 8:39 AM Author: Spectacular peach box office Yes, Army JAG. Still need to find some temp work to hold me over until I ship, however. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348845&forum_id=2#15381983) |
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Date: September 1st, 2010 8:55 PM Author: thriller ultramarine codepig mexican Interviewing V20 and V75 (actual numbers significantly higher in each range).
Working a six-figure job in the meantime outside law. |
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Date: September 2nd, 2010 12:07 AM Author: mewling buck-toothed corner water buffalo seriously? stats plz (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348845&forum_id=2#15944539) |
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Date: September 2nd, 2010 1:25 AM Author: Massive crimson cruise ship stock car Top 1% w/ LR at State U. School of Flame (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348845&forum_id=2#15945271) |