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Today I celebrated 6 months in BIGLAW. Worst 6 months of my life
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Date: September 1st, 2010 8:01 PM Author: titillating orange bawdyhouse - by far.
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Date: September 1st, 2010 8:03 PM Author: Very tactful swashbuckling kitchen explain what was so bad about it. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1411838&forum_id=2#15942102) |
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Date: September 1st, 2010 8:04 PM Author: titillating orange bawdyhouse Deadlines rule your life. I have no fucking idea what I am doing. People are mean. It is SHIT. PURE SHIT.
I would stab someone through the heart if I could get an in-house gig paying 85k. |
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Date: September 1st, 2010 8:05 PM Author: Laughsome Ultramarine Police Squad Heaven how are people mean? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1411838&forum_id=2#15942112) |
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Date: September 1st, 2010 8:05 PM Author: Very tactful swashbuckling kitchen how much longer do you think you can last? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1411838&forum_id=2#15942113) |
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Date: September 1st, 2010 8:08 PM Author: titillating orange bawdyhouse My goal is 6 months, but that factors in coasting for the last 2 before someone gets wise to me. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1411838&forum_id=2#15942134) |
Date: September 1st, 2010 8:03 PM Author: Slippery Lascivious Sneaky Criminal Stage lol. you were warned... (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1411838&forum_id=2#15942101) |
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Date: September 1st, 2010 8:07 PM Author: Coral deep school wagecucks but you just can't say no to BIGLAW. is there any greater thrill than seeing people's reaction when you tell them you work at a firm they've never heard of? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1411838&forum_id=2#15942129) |
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Date: September 1st, 2010 8:08 PM Author: Slippery Lascivious Sneaky Criminal Stage no, no there isn't :) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1411838&forum_id=2#15942135) |
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Date: September 1st, 2010 8:08 PM Author: titillating orange bawdyhouse Where were you in the summer of 2007? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1411838&forum_id=2#15942136) |
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Date: September 1st, 2010 8:10 PM Author: Coral deep school wagecucks successfully avoiding going to every single summer associate event (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1411838&forum_id=2#15942145) |
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Date: September 1st, 2010 8:09 PM Author: Razzmatazz Avocado Tank Office titcr (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1411838&forum_id=2#15942137) |
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Date: September 1st, 2010 8:09 PM Author: magenta indian lodge gaping how's the fatass to ironman blog doing (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1411838&forum_id=2#15942138) |
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Date: September 1st, 2010 8:12 PM Author: titillating orange bawdyhouse It died with my soul. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1411838&forum_id=2#15942159) |
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Date: September 1st, 2010 8:09 PM Author: mahogany box office city? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1411838&forum_id=2#15942142) |
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Date: September 1st, 2010 8:11 PM Author: Diverse splenetic address dog poop Didnt I tell you most lawyers are assholes like me IRL? Did you really expect kind words and hand holding? Be thankful we're at all civilized in the office. Before you had to treat chicks like people it was way worse.
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Date: September 1st, 2010 8:28 PM Author: Charismatic talking institution alpha Sure, steve. It is admirable that you consider yourself to be an "asshole" and certainly the problem is that "weak people" need "handholding" and 'kind words".
The issue is not, of course, the idea that lawyers think it's admirable to display a basic lack of decency. In reality, only insecure, angry, petty failures feel the need to behave like this.
The profession is shit because of toileteers like you who feel they have to act a certain way. But since you are a low rent jew who probably never knew lawyers growing up (I mean real lawyers not your uncle moshe the slip and fall lawyer), I suppose we should forgive you.
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Date: September 1st, 2010 9:11 PM Author: Diverse splenetic address dog poop The nature of the profession is adversarial. Being a dick can work strategically in an adversarial setting. It creates a level of deterrence if nothing else. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1411838&forum_id=2#15942646) |
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Date: September 1st, 2010 9:12 PM Author: stimulating philosopher-king lol does that help a lot in traffic court faggot. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1411838&forum_id=2#15942655) |
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Date: September 1st, 2010 9:21 PM Author: Puce demanding candlestick maker LOL fucking amazing ty (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1411838&forum_id=2#15942780) |
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Date: September 1st, 2010 8:28 PM Author: angry spectacular reading party headpube shit sucks, i know bro (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1411838&forum_id=2#15942259) |
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Date: September 1st, 2010 9:11 PM Author: slate really tough guy sweet tailpipe then why'd you celebrate? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1411838&forum_id=2#15942652) |
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Date: September 1st, 2010 9:13 PM Author: abnormal multi-colored wrinkle whorehouse I will celebrate YOU'RE new found arrangement with the addition of chocolate to milk. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1411838&forum_id=2#15942667) |
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Date: September 1st, 2010 9:15 PM Author: Flickering Faggot Firefighter Deadlines never go away. Not knowing what you're doing fades with time (but comes in waves). People being mean...unacceptable. You need to find a better work environment. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1411838&forum_id=2#15942674) |
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Date: September 1st, 2010 9:16 PM Author: Crystalline keepsake machete parlour is "mean" them not inviting his aspie ass to drinks or punching his prostate? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1411838&forum_id=2#15942689) |
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Date: September 1st, 2010 9:17 PM Author: Flickering Faggot Firefighter That wouldn't be mean. Throughout documents and pencils would be mean. Yelling is mean. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1411838&forum_id=2#15942707) |
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Date: September 1st, 2010 9:19 PM Author: Crystalline keepsake machete parlour there's a difference b/w criminal or even tortuous acts and some yelling. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1411838&forum_id=2#15942730) |
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Date: September 1st, 2010 9:25 PM Author: Flickering Faggot Firefighter Neither are acceptable in the work place. If you can't control your temper then I'm not interested in working for you. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1411838&forum_id=2#15942804) |
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Date: September 1st, 2010 9:19 PM Author: motley quadroon immigrant Every successful lawyer is an asshole. Some try to be nice but it's a scam. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1411838&forum_id=2#15942734) |
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Date: September 1st, 2010 9:26 PM Author: Flickering Faggot Firefighter Is this the lie NY lawyers tell themselves to out up with this nonsense? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1411838&forum_id=2#15942815) |
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Date: September 1st, 2010 9:21 PM Author: abnormal multi-colored wrinkle whorehouse Fuck it Man. I dealt with that shit by knowing how to relax and not take people as seriously as they took themselves. In fact when I lost my job I started dancing (literally) and most people said they hadn't seen me that happy in a long time. Life is a fucking dice roll, bro. Fuck it. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1411838&forum_id=2#15942772) |
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Date: September 1st, 2010 9:25 PM Author: massive odious plaza stock car EXPLAIN how you lost your job? didn't you lose your job before ITE? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1411838&forum_id=2#15942808) |
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Date: September 1st, 2010 9:31 PM Author: abnormal multi-colored wrinkle whorehouse I believe the words the hiring/firing partners used were "HITS we're terminating you." They did it at a Starbucks so I wouldn't "flip out." I reacted by dancing.
Heard through the grapevine that it sort of killed one of the Partners who considered me to be her "project" or something. I made them a lot of money. I did okay for myself. I harbor no animosity. Life's too short for that bullshit. I try to smoke two joints in the morning (not literally because I prefer bongs), talk to at least 2 random hot women, and take life pretty laid back.
I had no idea there would be an ITE period, but fuck it. Maybe it will turn, maybe it won't, but life's too short to worry about hypo future shit. *shrugs* just me though. |
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Date: September 1st, 2010 9:26 PM Author: Crystalline keepsake machete parlour not everyone was raised in the barrio. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1411838&forum_id=2#15942817) |
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Date: September 1st, 2010 9:32 PM Author: abnormal multi-colored wrinkle whorehouse My parents went to Stanford for UG and grad school so I don't really consider myself a "barrio Mexican" but I get what you're saying.
EDIT: I did want to put a few of my co-workers in a triangle and laugh as I bitch slapped them while they struggled. |