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PSA to Biglaw clients: If you have a small, uncomplicated deal

you should hire a midlaw firm. if you don't, you're going t...
Navy kitchen depressive
  09/02/10
Many biglaw firms (even legit ones) will impose fee caps in ...
mind-boggling irate menage
  09/05/10
what do you consider small
odious chocolate idiot cruise ship
  09/02/10
idk, anything <100MM for sure.
Navy kitchen depressive
  09/02/10
but uncomplicated too?
embarrassed to the bone theater stage son of senegal
  09/02/10
Um, we had a fund that did nothing but these (20-100MM) deal...
henna striped hyena faggot firefighter
  09/02/10
Psa your firm is midlaw.
awkward crotch
  09/02/10
Do you know where I work?
henna striped hyena faggot firefighter
  09/02/10
Within a narrow range of firms.
awkward crotch
  09/02/10
It would be hard to define where I work as midlaw.
henna striped hyena faggot firefighter
  09/02/10
Rates are 30% below the true biglaw M&A firms. Ppp is w...
awkward crotch
  09/02/10
First statement depends on the office of my firm. They char...
henna striped hyena faggot firefighter
  09/02/10
Yes, FRIEND.
awkward crotch
  09/02/10
Hurry up and find me a job, asshole.
henna striped hyena faggot firefighter
  09/02/10
Most big firms will run a background check which rules them...
awkward crotch
  09/02/10
...
Navy kitchen depressive
  09/02/10
...
Electric cuck
  09/02/10
shhhh
disrespectful nubile therapy
  09/02/10
cr
twinkling nursing home
  09/02/10
Biglaw isn't particularly good for much of anything other th...
crystalline startled ticket booth sandwich
  09/02/10
ITT: A lawyer invites a client to take business AWAY from hi...
disturbing national jewess
  09/02/10
TCR, plus LMAO at < 100 million being a small deal. There...
comical school cafeteria lettuce
  09/02/10
pretty sure $100 million company is the exact figure cited i...
Sooty hyperactive pit fortuitous meteor
  09/02/10
welllllllll if SLATE said so!
Yellow seedy range pocket flask
  09/02/10
i have no idea if that's right but $10 mil company sounds li...
Sooty hyperactive pit fortuitous meteor
  09/02/10
...
Sadistic Messiness Step-uncle's House
  09/02/10
lololol. a $10 million dollar deal nets the firm....what...$...
rose location dog poop
  09/02/10
oh look, an xo poster scoffing at $300,000.
black stage ladyboy
  09/02/10
No way the firm gets 300k. Try 100k. I do $500M deals that d...
pink jew
  09/02/10
He was using net to mean pull in (aka gross). For a $10M 30...
Vibrant spot scourge upon the earth
  09/02/10
$2K DWI retainer is a BIG DEAL (steve)
apoplectic milky juggernaut
  09/02/10
lol
Canary French Chef Center
  09/02/10
biglaw is a festering, crumbling, bloated corpse of an insti...
Insanely creepy meetinghouse puppy
  09/02/10
Nah, you mainly just wish you were in biglaw.
chestnut weed whacker
  09/02/10
i do but that doesn't mean i'm wrong
Insanely creepy meetinghouse puppy
  09/02/10
+ 1
dark legal warrant
  09/05/10
I just hope the ship stays afloat long enough for me to hop ...
Frum transparent mediation
  09/02/10
This is some laughable shit. Thanks.
Cerebral psychic garrison
  09/02/10


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Date: September 2nd, 2010 12:05 AM
Author: Navy kitchen depressive

you should hire a midlaw firm. if you don't, you're going to pay high rates for a know-nothing midlevel, or worse, a junior to run it. you could probably get a midlaw partner to do it for the same price, or less.

hth.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1412125&forum_id=2#15944510)



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Date: September 5th, 2010 10:03 AM
Author: mind-boggling irate menage

Many biglaw firms (even legit ones) will impose fee caps in order to get the business ITE.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1412125&forum_id=2#15968993)



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Date: September 2nd, 2010 12:06 AM
Author: odious chocolate idiot cruise ship

what do you consider small

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1412125&forum_id=2#15944530)



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Date: September 2nd, 2010 12:08 AM
Author: Navy kitchen depressive

idk, anything <100MM for sure.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1412125&forum_id=2#15944545)



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Date: September 2nd, 2010 1:34 AM
Author: embarrassed to the bone theater stage son of senegal

but uncomplicated too?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1412125&forum_id=2#15945317)



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Date: September 2nd, 2010 12:06 PM
Author: henna striped hyena faggot firefighter

Um, we had a fund that did nothing but these (20-100MM) deals, despite a fairly large capitalization. It was far more effective to use us than a mid-law firm. We were full service, regardless of the deal. Tax, environmental, labor, etc. Our mid-levels were smarter and more motivated than mid-law partners and more than willing to be on shitty calls on NYC or LA or UK time.

I would hire the PE chick who sat next to me at BIGLAW 1,400 times before I would hire some 13 lawyer shit-law shop.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1412125&forum_id=2#15947242)



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Date: September 2nd, 2010 12:07 PM
Author: awkward crotch

Psa your firm is midlaw.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1412125&forum_id=2#15947250)



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Date: September 2nd, 2010 12:09 PM
Author: henna striped hyena faggot firefighter

Do you know where I work?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1412125&forum_id=2#15947265)



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Date: September 2nd, 2010 12:10 PM
Author: awkward crotch

Within a narrow range of firms.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1412125&forum_id=2#15947277)



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Date: September 2nd, 2010 12:15 PM
Author: henna striped hyena faggot firefighter

It would be hard to define where I work as midlaw.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1412125&forum_id=2#15947308)



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Date: September 2nd, 2010 12:19 PM
Author: awkward crotch

Rates are 30% below the true biglaw M&A firms. Ppp is well under half (more like a third and that is after increasing almost 50% from 2006 to now).

Frankly, you firm is a lot cheaper than true biglaw.

This applies to all of the firms you could possibly work for.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1412125&forum_id=2#15947319)



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Date: September 2nd, 2010 12:29 PM
Author: henna striped hyena faggot firefighter

First statement depends on the office of my firm. They charge biglaw rates in NYC, DC, etc. A fact which is, in and of itself, hilarious.

But I suppose I take your point, FRIEND.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1412125&forum_id=2#15947379)



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Date: September 2nd, 2010 12:35 PM
Author: awkward crotch

Yes, FRIEND.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1412125&forum_id=2#15947435)



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Date: September 2nd, 2010 12:42 PM
Author: henna striped hyena faggot firefighter

Hurry up and find me a job, asshole.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1412125&forum_id=2#15947479)



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Date: September 2nd, 2010 12:51 PM
Author: awkward crotch

Most big firms will run a background check which rules them and corporations of any decent size out. I would start going to aa and networking there and spam 2-20 sized litigation shops in your jurisdiction. You seem to have gotten decent experience. Can you say you argued in court, done deps, done trial crosses and directs? The biglaw litigators (outside of certain niches) that have made that move all seem to be the ones who can pitch the I want more courtroom work and I can do it becuase I have done I before.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1412125&forum_id=2#15947557)



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Date: September 2nd, 2010 12:56 AM
Author: Navy kitchen depressive



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1412125&forum_id=2#15945061)



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Date: September 2nd, 2010 12:56 AM
Author: Electric cuck



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1412125&forum_id=2#15945062)



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Date: September 2nd, 2010 1:33 AM
Author: disrespectful nubile therapy

shhhh

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1412125&forum_id=2#15945309)



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Date: September 2nd, 2010 1:39 AM
Author: twinkling nursing home

cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1412125&forum_id=2#15945361)



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Date: September 2nd, 2010 2:12 AM
Author: crystalline startled ticket booth sandwich

Biglaw isn't particularly good for much of anything other than massive cases and deals.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1412125&forum_id=2#15945526)



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Date: September 2nd, 2010 11:37 AM
Author: disturbing national jewess

ITT: A lawyer invites a client to take business AWAY from his firm.

Future Thread: MY TTT FIRM JUST STEALTH'D ME!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1412125&forum_id=2#15947094)



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Date: September 2nd, 2010 11:42 AM
Author: comical school cafeteria lettuce

TCR, plus LMAO at < 100 million being a small deal. There's a zero in there that shouldnt be.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1412125&forum_id=2#15947120)



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Date: September 2nd, 2010 11:49 AM
Author: Sooty hyperactive pit fortuitous meteor

pretty sure $100 million company is the exact figure cited in the latest slate article about "death of biglaw" as a sweet spot for midlaw

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1412125&forum_id=2#15947150)



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Date: September 2nd, 2010 11:50 AM
Author: Yellow seedy range pocket flask

welllllllll if SLATE said so!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1412125&forum_id=2#15947155)



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Date: September 2nd, 2010 11:51 AM
Author: Sooty hyperactive pit fortuitous meteor

i have no idea if that's right but $10 mil company sounds like they should hire shitlaw steve instead

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1412125&forum_id=2#15947160)



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Date: September 2nd, 2010 5:11 PM
Author: Sadistic Messiness Step-uncle's House



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1412125&forum_id=2#15949382)



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Date: September 2nd, 2010 11:52 AM
Author: rose location dog poop

lololol. a $10 million dollar deal nets the firm....what...$300K?

LOL @ the small/midlawyersttt ITT

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1412125&forum_id=2#15947161)



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Date: September 2nd, 2010 11:55 AM
Author: black stage ladyboy

oh look, an xo poster scoffing at $300,000.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1412125&forum_id=2#15947172)



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Date: September 2nd, 2010 4:44 PM
Author: pink jew

No way the firm gets 300k. Try 100k. I do $500M deals that don't net the firm 300K.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1412125&forum_id=2#15949139)



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Date: September 2nd, 2010 4:53 PM
Author: Vibrant spot scourge upon the earth

He was using net to mean pull in (aka gross). For a $10M 300K would be a steep bill, but it's plausible if there is a lot of complexity to the structure, a lot of clean up required and a lot of specialists' input required (which is why you would want to use a biglaw firm). If it's a standard issue stock purchase then it could easily be done for under $100K, and a midlaw firm could probably do it for under $50K, but more than likely the biglaw firm hands it off to some mid-level who putzes around with a junior and balloons the bill as much as they can (to $100K +). That's the deal you want do with a midlaw firm. The problem is that sometimes it's hard to tell how complex a deal is from the outset.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1412125&forum_id=2#15949233)



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Date: September 2nd, 2010 12:01 PM
Author: apoplectic milky juggernaut

$2K DWI retainer is a BIG DEAL (steve)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1412125&forum_id=2#15947219)



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Date: September 2nd, 2010 12:10 PM
Author: Canary French Chef Center

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1412125&forum_id=2#15947279)



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Date: September 2nd, 2010 11:53 AM
Author: Insanely creepy meetinghouse puppy

biglaw is a festering, crumbling, bloated corpse of an institution. i for one look forward to watching its ttt metamorphosis

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1412125&forum_id=2#15947164)



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Date: September 2nd, 2010 11:55 AM
Author: chestnut weed whacker

Nah, you mainly just wish you were in biglaw.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1412125&forum_id=2#15947176)



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Date: September 2nd, 2010 12:04 PM
Author: Insanely creepy meetinghouse puppy

i do but that doesn't mean i'm wrong

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1412125&forum_id=2#15947230)



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Date: September 5th, 2010 9:56 AM
Author: dark legal warrant

+ 1

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1412125&forum_id=2#15968964)



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Date: September 2nd, 2010 12:19 PM
Author: Frum transparent mediation

I just hope the ship stays afloat long enough for me to hop in some partner's lifeboat when he leaves to start his own firm, or until I can get into a boutique somewhere.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1412125&forum_id=2#15947320)



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Date: September 2nd, 2010 5:43 PM
Author: Cerebral psychic garrison

This is some laughable shit. Thanks.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1412125&forum_id=2#15949585)