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| Doobsian Razzle Kitchen Mad-dog Skullcap | 02/01/11 |
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| Doobsian Razzle Kitchen Mad-dog Skullcap | 02/01/11 |
| Beta Supple Hominid Pervert | 02/01/11 |
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| cream boistinker | 02/01/11 |
| bearded concupiscible friendly grandma | 02/01/11 |
| Talented pale brunch love of her life | 02/01/11 |
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| Electric School Cafeteria | 02/01/11 |
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| ultramarine seedy lay | 02/01/11 |
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| pearly home | 06/01/11 |
| Doobsian Razzle Kitchen Mad-dog Skullcap | 06/01/11 |
| Yellow Principal's Office Pozpig | 06/25/11 |
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| Dashing Queen Of The Night Field | 01/31/11 |
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| Big Filthy New Version Box Office | 02/01/11 |
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Date: January 31st, 2011 11:22 PM Author: vibrant offensive hissy fit (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17186319) |
Date: January 31st, 2011 11:22 PM Author: chrome electric furnace lodge (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17186321) |
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Date: January 31st, 2011 11:24 PM Author: vibrant offensive hissy fit As TMF was kicking a can down a Moscow side street, letting off steam about his recent layoff, he ran across a Chihuahua wearing a Gucci collar. The two stared at each other for a few seconds, before the dog scurried into the yard of a nearby mansion. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17186336) |
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Date: January 31st, 2011 11:25 PM Author: chrome electric furnace lodge ty (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17186339) |
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Date: January 31st, 2011 11:28 PM Author: bistre coldplay fan lololololol (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17186355) |
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Date: January 31st, 2011 11:32 PM Author: provocative bipolar set ratface (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17186391) |
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Date: February 1st, 2011 12:10 AM Author: cream boistinker (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17186779) |
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Date: January 31st, 2011 11:22 PM Author: bistre coldplay fan (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17186323) |
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Date: January 31st, 2011 11:26 PM Author: vibrant offensive hissy fit As TMF handed her the ring, she noticed that it was lined with half of a torn $50 bill. "You get the other half if you say yes," he said. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17186348) |
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Date: January 31st, 2011 11:28 PM Author: Chartreuse kitty lol (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17186357) |
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Date: January 31st, 2011 11:28 PM Author: Mind-boggling mediation community account I lol'd (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17186362) |
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Date: January 31st, 2011 11:48 PM Author: Grizzly forum lolol (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17186546) |
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Date: February 1st, 2011 1:06 AM Author: Big Filthy New Version Box Office waaay too cute for estrada. i bet he has a gf who's posting for him and just not telling us about it (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17187278) |
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Date: February 1st, 2011 11:54 AM Author: bearded concupiscible friendly grandma 280 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17188877) |
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Date: February 1st, 2011 1:41 PM Author: Beta Supple Hominid Pervert lol (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17189545) |
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Date: January 31st, 2011 11:24 PM Author: 180 idiotic hospital filthpig (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17186329) |
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Date: January 31st, 2011 11:27 PM Author: vibrant offensive hissy fit "Where are you going?", 11 year old TMF said. "I have a plan - we will find the buried Cossack treasure soon!"
Then he noticed that he was the only one left in the clubhouse. |
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Date: January 31st, 2011 11:24 PM Author: galvanic lake resort masturbator (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17186330) |
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Date: January 31st, 2011 11:31 PM Author: vibrant offensive hissy fit The laser inched closer and closer to his prisoner's head, just as TMF had programmed it. "And now, Mr. Bond," he said, "you will turn over your networking contacts in the Magic Circle, or die."
Seconds of silence passed, followed by a splat. TMF sighed. |
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Date: January 31st, 2011 11:33 PM Author: galvanic lake resort masturbator Tyty (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17186407) |
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Date: February 1st, 2011 6:20 PM Author: Contagious thirsty main people dilemma (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17191649) |
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Date: February 2nd, 2011 3:56 PM Author: Erotic locale 180^180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17197910) |
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Date: January 31st, 2011 11:24 PM Author: Mint State Dog Poop (please let it be something related to his CS education, or lack thereof) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17186331) |
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Date: January 31st, 2011 11:32 PM Author: vibrant offensive hissy fit I'll rate you as the time that TMF used bubble sort to find himself a job. The program is still running... (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17186396) |
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Date: January 31st, 2011 11:33 PM Author: Mint State Dog Poop holy shit. 180^180. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17186401) |
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Date: January 31st, 2011 11:36 PM Author: Mind-boggling mediation community account 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17186438) |
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Date: February 1st, 2011 1:35 PM Author: Doobsian Razzle Kitchen Mad-dog Skullcap lol (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17189503) |
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Date: February 1st, 2011 6:20 PM Author: Contagious thirsty main people dilemma (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17191652) |
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Date: January 31st, 2011 11:25 PM Author: Fragrant Twinkling Uncleanness Gaming Laptop (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17186340) |
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Date: January 31st, 2011 11:35 PM Author: vibrant offensive hissy fit It was 1:03 AM when TMF was summoned into the partner's office. "I wanted to show you something, Fish. See this plaque? It was given to me for fifteen years of good work for our clients. Whenever I want to complain about the long hours I work, I just look at this plaque, and it makes it all worth it."
On the way home, TMF envisioned one day having TWO plaques in his office. |
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Date: January 31st, 2011 11:38 PM Author: Crystalline Regret Son Of Senegal This was quality. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17186447) |
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Date: February 1st, 2011 12:43 AM Author: Chest-beating Lavender Indian Lodge Azn I cried (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17187073) |
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Date: February 1st, 2011 11:55 AM Author: bearded concupiscible friendly grandma 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17188893) |
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Date: February 1st, 2011 1:36 PM Author: Doobsian Razzle Kitchen Mad-dog Skullcap lol (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17189506) |
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Date: February 1st, 2011 1:42 PM Author: Beta Supple Hominid Pervert wtf this is hilarious and out of character for Estrada. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17189551) |
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Date: February 1st, 2011 6:18 PM Author: trip indigo coffee pot library genius (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17191638) |
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Date: January 31st, 2011 11:27 PM Author: Chartreuse kitty (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17186354) |
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Date: January 31st, 2011 11:38 PM Author: vibrant offensive hissy fit At Lenin Elementary School, Miss Chernikov had her first graders draw what they dreamed of the night before. TMF drew three houses. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17186455) |
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Date: January 31st, 2011 11:40 PM Author: Chartreuse kitty ty, lenin elementary was a nice touch (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17186479) |
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Date: February 1st, 2011 6:21 PM Author: Contagious thirsty main people dilemma (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17191656) |
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Date: February 2nd, 2011 3:57 PM Author: Erotic locale our schools had numbers, not names. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17197919) |
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Date: January 31st, 2011 11:34 PM Author: insane red office (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17186416) |
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Date: January 31st, 2011 11:36 PM Author: vibrant offensive hissy fit "Churka, bring me another drink!", Fish yelled at Moscow's hippest club. Turning to Mandy, he put his arm around her and smiled. "We've made it. We've finally made it. Nobody can take this away now!" (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17186439) |
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Date: January 31st, 2011 11:38 PM Author: Chartreuse kitty lol (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17186453) |
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Date: January 31st, 2011 11:38 PM Author: Crystalline Regret Son Of Senegal This one made me sad. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17186454) |
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Date: January 31st, 2011 11:39 PM Author: bistre coldplay fan this thread is so wrong but so lulzy (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17186476) |
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Date: January 31st, 2011 11:40 PM Author: insane red office Wow. 180. Brutal thread overall. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17186483) |
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Date: January 31st, 2011 11:49 PM Author: Grizzly forum ouch. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17186555) |
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Date: February 1st, 2011 1:24 PM Author: Talented pale brunch love of her life (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17189432) |
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Date: January 31st, 2011 11:34 PM Author: Crystalline Regret Son Of Senegal (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17186421) |
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Date: January 31st, 2011 11:40 PM Author: vibrant offensive hissy fit Interviewer #1: "Even in Silicon Valley, we're not used to getting a JD applicant who is a fluent Russian speaker AND has a CS background. We're really excited about you."
Interviewer #2: "Say, with a name like Fish, are you a big Tim Salmon fan? He used to really rake it in for my Angels."
It was then that TMF got up and left. |
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Date: January 31st, 2011 11:41 PM Author: Crystalline Regret Son Of Senegal BIG WILLIE STYLE!!! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17186487) |
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Date: January 31st, 2011 11:42 PM Author: Chartreuse kitty lol (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17186501) |
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Date: January 31st, 2011 11:38 PM Author: Racy godawful station (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17186452) |
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Date: January 31st, 2011 11:43 PM Author: vibrant offensive hissy fit After enduring yet another beating by Boris, the local bully, TMF dusted himself off and looked square at his attacker. "I used to think that when I got rich, I would hire you as a security guard. But now, I think I will hire you only in the mail room." (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17186514) |
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Date: January 31st, 2011 11:50 PM Author: provocative bipolar set ratface (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17186569) |
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Date: January 31st, 2011 11:52 PM Author: vibrant offensive hissy fit "Gypsy! Do not stand in front of me at the convenience store. I a lawyer and must return to my office soon!"
"For your impatience, may you wait forever to return to your office!", the gypsy said, making a pentagram with her finger. |
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Date: February 1st, 2011 12:29 PM Author: Electric School Cafeteria omgomgomg (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17189109) |
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Date: February 1st, 2011 12:32 PM Author: deep razzmatazz clown orchestra pit Flawless victory. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17189123) |
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Date: February 1st, 2011 1:37 PM Author: Doobsian Razzle Kitchen Mad-dog Skullcap 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17189515) |
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Date: February 1st, 2011 8:32 PM Author: Crystalline Regret Son Of Senegal WINNER! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17192699) |
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Date: June 1st, 2011 12:14 AM Author: pearly home (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#18138061) |
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Date: June 1st, 2011 4:37 AM Author: Doobsian Razzle Kitchen Mad-dog Skullcap this is the top post of 2011. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#18139461) |
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Date: June 25th, 2011 7:59 PM Author: Yellow Principal's Office Pozpig (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#18345702) |
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Date: September 10th, 2011 1:51 AM Author: exhilarant well-lubricated area simultaneously hilarious and chilling (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#18942859) |
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Date: January 31st, 2011 11:50 PM Author: Dashing Queen Of The Night Field (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17186571) |
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Date: January 31st, 2011 11:55 PM Author: vibrant offensive hissy fit "I am going through a rough road right now, so to speak," TMF said.
The salesman smiled. "I have just the car for you, then..." |
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Date: February 1st, 2011 1:09 AM Author: Big Filthy New Version Box Office 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17187297) |
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Date: February 1st, 2011 1:13 AM Author: cyan generalized bond legal warrant rofl (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17187324) |
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Date: January 31st, 2011 11:54 PM Author: Iridescent property Preved (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17186607) |
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Date: February 1st, 2011 12:00 AM Author: vibrant offensive hissy fit As Mrs. Kropotkin gave the visiting Americans a tour of the orphanage, she stopped to point out the shortest boy. "This is Fish. He want to move to capitalist world and become millionaire."
"No," said Fish. "Since I won't have kids, I will be BILLIONAIRE." |
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Date: February 1st, 2011 12:01 AM Author: bistre coldplay fan ok best post in the thread (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17186668) |
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Date: February 1st, 2011 12:12 AM Author: Odious Cerise Faggotry Tank (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17186804) |
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Date: February 1st, 2011 12:02 AM Author: Chartreuse kitty lol (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17186684) |
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Date: February 1st, 2011 12:02 AM Author: Iridescent property But surely in Russia she would be Kropotkina! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17186685) |
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Date: February 1st, 2011 12:03 AM Author: bistre coldplay fan i love the names he's giving these people
like the bartender "churka" |
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Date: February 1st, 2011 12:05 AM Author: Iridescent property pretty funny guy, I must admit (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17186716) |
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Date: February 1st, 2011 12:02 AM Author: cream boistinker nice (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17186680) |
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Date: February 1st, 2011 12:12 AM Author: vibrant offensive hissy fit DeXiashao, the star summer associate of the 2045 class, came into Mr. Fish's corner office after another day of striving. He found the senior name partner laying back in his chair, looking up at the skylight, and cursing.
"Mr. Fish, why do you curse? You have built this firm from scratch, completed one of the most epic comebacks in the history of the profession, and now own multiple properties across the world."
"They tease me, boy"
"Who teases you?"
"The stars. What untold luxuries must they hide! Every orb in the sky is another world of cars I will never buy, houses I will never live in, riches I will never have for myself!" |
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Date: February 1st, 2011 12:14 AM Author: cream boistinker tyty (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17186827) |
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Date: February 1st, 2011 12:45 AM Author: Chest-beating Lavender Indian Lodge Azn This (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17187088) |
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Date: February 1st, 2011 7:06 PM Author: ultramarine seedy lay nice (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17191933) |
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Date: February 1st, 2011 12:02 AM Author: citrine dopamine (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17186681) |
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Date: February 1st, 2011 12:17 AM Author: vibrant offensive hissy fit "Oh Fish," Natasha said, swooning. "Your eyes, your brown, beautiful eyes. They have been looking at me all night. Can I have this dance?"
"How much were those earrings?" |
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Date: February 1st, 2011 1:22 PM Author: Motley demanding theater pisswyrm ty (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17189414) |
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Date: February 1st, 2011 6:25 PM Author: Contagious thirsty main people dilemma (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17191677) |
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Date: February 1st, 2011 12:25 AM Author: claret hell I feel really guilty for poasting ITT, encouraging you to antagonize my COMRADE (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17186928) |
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Date: February 1st, 2011 12:31 AM Author: vibrant offensive hissy fit As he and Mandy were unpacking in their new rent-controlled NYC apartment, Fish took out his gold throw pillow and put it on the floor, in the usual place of honor.
"You really brought that with you?," Mandy asked.
"I told you, the miniature giraffe will lie on it one day. One day." |
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Date: February 1st, 2011 1:07 AM Author: citrine dopamine (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17187281) |
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Date: February 1st, 2011 6:30 PM Author: Contagious thirsty main people dilemma (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17191705) |
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Date: June 2nd, 2011 11:13 AM Author: High-end exciting circlehead omg! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#18146502) |
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Date: February 1st, 2011 12:42 AM Author: Chest-beating Lavender Indian Lodge Azn (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17187066) |
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Date: February 1st, 2011 12:47 AM Author: vibrant offensive hissy fit "Ooooh, I'm Fish!", Boris said as he began TMF's wedgie. "One day I will be rich and I'll have gay sex with my Armenian butler!"
*struggle to breath* *gasp* "No......u"
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Date: February 1st, 2011 12:48 AM Author: Chest-beating Lavender Indian Lodge Azn ouch (butt fair) |
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Date: February 1st, 2011 1:10 AM Author: Big Filthy New Version Box Office rofl (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17187298) |
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Date: February 1st, 2011 1:01 AM Author: Lime national mexican (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17187234) |
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Date: February 1st, 2011 1:09 AM Author: Big Filthy New Version Box Office 'strada old boy, think you've really got your groove back with this one (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17187292) |
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Date: February 1st, 2011 1:25 AM Author: vibrant offensive hissy fit ty
too bad it will soon disappear into the back pages of XO, with no search to recover it |
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Date: February 1st, 2011 7:07 PM Author: ultramarine seedy lay that's why god invented bookmarks, FRIEND. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17191938) |
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Date: February 1st, 2011 1:16 AM Author: Titillating translucent round eye 180 thread (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17187337) |
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Date: February 1st, 2011 11:51 AM Author: Big Filthy New Version Box Office no seriously this is good ish guise (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17188857) |
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Date: February 1st, 2011 12:00 PM Author: Sooty Range Fish is becoming the new whokebe; a mythical character with only the most tenous connection to the poster he was once connected to. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17188934) |
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Date: February 1st, 2011 12:01 PM Author: Big Filthy New Version Box Office the unemployment is real (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17188937) |
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Date: February 1st, 2011 12:02 PM Author: Sooty Range And whok really plays basketball.
Not to take away from what's been done here, this is a 180 thread of course. Estrada kills on these things. |
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Date: February 1st, 2011 12:03 PM Author: bearded concupiscible friendly grandma Wrong. Everything written about that Russian faggot is backed by the facts of his TTT subhuman existence (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17188953) |
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Date: February 1st, 2011 12:03 PM Author: medicated theatre 180 thread. unreal. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17188961) |
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Date: February 1st, 2011 6:11 PM Author: vibrant offensive hissy fit Geeky Executive at Tech Company: “Fish, you’re an extremely qualified applicant, but we just don’t have the money right now to hire you. I wish I could go into God Mode and get enough cash to give you a job, but I’ve forgotten the key combination for that.”
TMF: “Tell me more about this God Mode...” |
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Date: February 1st, 2011 12:28 PM Author: Electric School Cafeteria must be rated (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17189105) |
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Date: February 1st, 2011 6:12 PM Author: vibrant offensive hissy fit “Fish, I can’t fit my hands around this orange. Can you come juice it for me?”
“Sigh. Among the old Russian nobility, the man never had to prepare food.”
“If you’re Russian nobility, why can’t we afford an electric juicer?”
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Date: February 3rd, 2011 9:29 PM Author: Beta Supple Hominid Pervert ouch (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17208072) |
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Date: February 1st, 2011 12:41 PM Author: bronze corn cake To be fair,
Outstanding. |
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Date: February 1st, 2011 6:12 PM Author: vibrant offensive hissy fit As the old steamer Ingria pulled into New York harbor, the surviving immigrants piled onto the deck to ooh and aww at the Statue of Liberty.
But 12 year old Fish went to the other deck, amazed by the skyscrapers of Manhattan. “Wow,” he told his friend Anatol, “if I could work in one of those, even for just eight months, I would be happy.” |
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Date: February 1st, 2011 6:28 PM Author: Contagious thirsty main people dilemma (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17191689) |
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Date: February 1st, 2011 6:37 PM Author: judgmental emerald bbw i dont mind you at all fish and i think most of these are complete 180s (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17191742) |
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Date: February 1st, 2011 7:33 PM Author: Contagious thirsty main people dilemma (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17192177) |
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Date: February 1st, 2011 6:53 PM Author: cream boistinker (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17191859) |
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Date: February 1st, 2011 1:21 PM Author: Swashbuckling Weed Whacker shoot (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17189410) |
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Date: February 1st, 2011 6:12 PM Author: vibrant offensive hissy fit “Old man, why do you cry?”
“I have lost my son. Why do you cry?”
“I have lost my job.”
“My son was your age. He was to inherit my business empire, but cruel fate took him from me.”
(light bulb turns on above TMF’s head)
“Maybe you just found a son, then?”
“Maybe. Tell me, how do you think Uruguay will do in the World Cup?”
“...” |
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Date: February 1st, 2011 6:16 PM Author: Motley demanding theater pisswyrm hehehehe (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17191627) |
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Date: February 1st, 2011 7:42 PM Author: Contagious thirsty main people dilemma (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17192285) |
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Date: February 1st, 2011 8:57 PM Author: provocative bipolar set ratface (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17192852) |
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Date: February 1st, 2011 1:21 PM Author: Talented pale brunch love of her life moar! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17189413) |
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Date: February 1st, 2011 1:23 PM Author: Motley demanding theater pisswyrm (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17189423) |
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Date: February 1st, 2011 1:42 PM Author: Doobsian Razzle Kitchen Mad-dog Skullcap It's great to see a young poster hit peak form. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17189548) |
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Date: February 1st, 2011 1:45 PM Author: pearly home holy shit. best thread of 2011 so far. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17189566) |
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Date: February 1st, 2011 1:49 PM Author: stimulating cheese-eating sound barrier Fish is a friend but this thread is hilarious (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17189600) |
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Date: February 1st, 2011 6:28 PM Author: Electric School Cafeteria Im so relieved that he came into this thread and is blessing it with his wonderful sense of humor. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17191693) |
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Date: February 1st, 2011 6:33 PM Author: Henna cuckoldry shrine this is an amazing thread, estrada. 180. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17191714) |
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Date: February 1st, 2011 9:11 PM Author: chrome electric furnace lodge (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17192984) |
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Date: February 1st, 2011 6:35 PM Author: stirring duck-like people who are hurt (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17191730) |
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Date: February 1st, 2011 6:46 PM Author: carnelian gas station personal credit line (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17191807) |
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Date: February 1st, 2011 7:02 PM Author: Wine party of the first part (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17191902) |
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Date: February 1st, 2011 7:19 PM Author: Doobsian Razzle Kitchen Mad-dog Skullcap (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17192042) |
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Date: February 1st, 2011 7:27 PM Author: medicated theatre I think the TMF narrative meme may be approaching a Kurzweilian singularity... Unbelievable work ITT. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17192113) |
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Date: February 1st, 2011 8:16 PM Author: Doobsian Razzle Kitchen Mad-dog Skullcap (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17192574) |
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Date: February 1st, 2011 9:19 PM Author: Ebony Whorehouse Brethren hit me (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17193058) |
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Date: February 2nd, 2011 3:44 PM Author: Wine party of the first part bump (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17197809) |
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Date: February 2nd, 2011 3:47 PM Author: Big Filthy New Version Box Office ya'll didn't see this coming even after his askav threads? (no wonder askav doesn't love me. i must become a better poster for him) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17197827) |
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Date: February 3rd, 2011 2:47 AM Author: Wine party of the first part (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17203421) |
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Date: February 3rd, 2011 8:42 PM Author: Chestnut internet-worthy mad cow disease (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17207708) |
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Date: April 8th, 2011 10:09 PM Author: sepia flirting digit ratio (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17720298) |
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Date: June 24th, 2011 9:01 PM Author: pearly home (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#18337254) |
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Date: July 5th, 2011 10:48 PM Author: Yellow Principal's Office Pozpig (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#18430096) |
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Date: July 7th, 2011 11:14 PM Author: Transparent shitlib public bath (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#18447817) |
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Date: July 7th, 2011 11:16 PM Author: pearly home (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#18447839) |
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Date: September 10th, 2011 1:53 AM Author: dead karate nice work e (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#18942871) |
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Date: September 13th, 2011 10:26 PM Author: Nubile Honey-headed Base (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#18965579) |
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Date: October 18th, 2011 12:37 AM Author: Nubile Honey-headed Base (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#19192147) |