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Rating posters as moments from TMF's life (Estrada)
| house-broken charismatic field | 01/31/11 |
| Hilarious resort degenerate | 01/31/11 |
| house-broken charismatic field | 01/31/11 |
| Hilarious resort degenerate | 01/31/11 |
| arousing striped hyena | 01/31/11 |
| Twinkling Zombie-like Senate Hominid | 01/31/11 |
| frum aphrodisiac cruise ship | 02/01/11 |
| arousing striped hyena | 01/31/11 |
| house-broken charismatic field | 01/31/11 |
| electric insane volcanic crater | 01/31/11 |
| Flickering vibrant international law enforcement agency | 01/31/11 |
| violent slate background story pisswyrm | 01/31/11 |
| Deranged University | 02/01/11 |
| Pale Mentally Impaired Abode Haunted Graveyard | 02/01/11 |
| Jade Trailer Park | 02/01/11 |
| silver business firm selfie | 01/31/11 |
| house-broken charismatic field | 01/31/11 |
| white massive stead | 01/31/11 |
| house-broken charismatic field | 01/31/11 |
| white massive stead | 01/31/11 |
| Fishy effete love of her life | 02/01/11 |
| Provocative zippy corner | 02/02/11 |
| ruby irate idea he suggested | 01/31/11 |
| house-broken charismatic field | 01/31/11 |
| ruby irate idea he suggested | 01/31/11 |
| Flickering vibrant international law enforcement agency | 01/31/11 |
| Unhinged Associate | 02/01/11 |
| Fishy effete love of her life | 02/01/11 |
| erotic mad-dog skullcap trust fund | 01/31/11 |
| house-broken charismatic field | 01/31/11 |
| razzle-dazzle home hairy legs | 01/31/11 |
| Violent Shaky Organic Girlfriend Depressive | 02/01/11 |
| Pale Mentally Impaired Abode Haunted Graveyard | 02/01/11 |
| Unhinged Associate | 02/01/11 |
| Jade Trailer Park | 02/01/11 |
| Diverse garrison | 02/01/11 |
| electric insane volcanic crater | 01/31/11 |
| house-broken charismatic field | 01/31/11 |
| electric insane volcanic crater | 01/31/11 |
| Fishy effete love of her life | 02/01/11 |
| Provocative zippy corner | 02/02/11 |
| Harsh skinny woman property | 01/31/11 |
| house-broken charismatic field | 01/31/11 |
| electric insane volcanic crater | 01/31/11 |
| razzle-dazzle home hairy legs | 01/31/11 |
| arousing striped hyena | 01/31/11 |
| Harsh skinny woman property | 01/31/11 |
| violent slate background story pisswyrm | 01/31/11 |
| frum aphrodisiac cruise ship | 02/01/11 |
| Pale Mentally Impaired Abode Haunted Graveyard | 02/01/11 |
| Magical sapphire newt | 02/01/11 |
| razzle-dazzle home hairy legs | 01/31/11 |
| house-broken charismatic field | 01/31/11 |
| razzle-dazzle home hairy legs | 01/31/11 |
| electric insane volcanic crater | 01/31/11 |
| plum thriller gunner theater | 01/31/11 |
| house-broken charismatic field | 01/31/11 |
| electric insane volcanic crater | 01/31/11 |
| Twinkling Zombie-like Senate Hominid | 01/31/11 |
| house-broken charismatic field | 01/31/11 |
| Twinkling Zombie-like Senate Hominid | 01/31/11 |
| ruby irate idea he suggested | 01/31/11 |
| frum aphrodisiac cruise ship | 02/01/11 |
| Deranged University | 02/01/11 |
| Mustard Antidepressant Drug | 02/01/11 |
| Ocher menage | 02/01/11 |
| vigorous free-loading lay | 02/01/11 |
| titillating fuchsia theater stage mediation | 02/01/11 |
| Nighttime heaven | 02/01/11 |
| Unhinged Associate | 02/01/11 |
| Jade Trailer Park | 02/01/11 |
| Fishy effete love of her life | 02/01/11 |
| copper parlour | 02/01/11 |
| razzle-dazzle home hairy legs | 02/01/11 |
| mint stimulating marketing idea jew | 06/01/11 |
| Unhinged Associate | 06/01/11 |
| Sticky slippery filthpig black woman | 06/25/11 |
| fiercely-loyal comical site | 09/10/11 |
| supple school cafeteria water buffalo | 01/31/11 |
| house-broken charismatic field | 01/31/11 |
| Deranged University | 02/01/11 |
| carnelian clown station | 02/01/11 |
| carmine cracking lodge | 01/31/11 |
| house-broken charismatic field | 02/01/11 |
| arousing striped hyena | 02/01/11 |
| metal hell boiling water | 02/01/11 |
| electric insane volcanic crater | 02/01/11 |
| carmine cracking lodge | 02/01/11 |
| arousing striped hyena | 02/01/11 |
| carmine cracking lodge | 02/01/11 |
| frum aphrodisiac cruise ship | 02/01/11 |
| house-broken charismatic field | 02/01/11 |
| frum aphrodisiac cruise ship | 02/01/11 |
| Violent Shaky Organic Girlfriend Depressive | 02/01/11 |
| copper parlour | 02/01/11 |
| khaki partner jewess | 02/01/11 |
| house-broken charismatic field | 02/01/11 |
| titillating fuchsia theater stage mediation | 02/01/11 |
| Fishy effete love of her life | 02/01/11 |
| Alcoholic high-end spot | 02/01/11 |
| house-broken charismatic field | 02/01/11 |
| khaki partner jewess | 02/01/11 |
| Fishy effete love of her life | 02/01/11 |
| domesticated tanning salon | 06/02/11 |
| Violent Shaky Organic Girlfriend Depressive | 02/01/11 |
| house-broken charismatic field | 02/01/11 |
| Violent Shaky Organic Girlfriend Depressive | 02/01/11 |
| Deranged University | 02/01/11 |
| Passionate brindle liquid oxygen | 02/01/11 |
| Deranged University | 02/01/11 |
| house-broken charismatic field | 02/01/11 |
| copper parlour | 02/01/11 |
| Multi-colored patrolman coldplay fan | 02/01/11 |
| Deranged University | 02/01/11 |
| boyish territorial regret persian | 02/01/11 |
| Deranged University | 02/01/11 |
| boyish territorial regret persian | 02/01/11 |
| Pale Mentally Impaired Abode Haunted Graveyard | 02/01/11 |
| Coiffed Bonkers Meetinghouse | 02/01/11 |
| house-broken charismatic field | 02/01/11 |
| Mustard Antidepressant Drug | 02/01/11 |
| house-broken charismatic field | 02/01/11 |
| Jade Trailer Park | 02/03/11 |
| Aromatic Rusted Party Of The First Part | 02/01/11 |
| house-broken charismatic field | 02/01/11 |
| Fishy effete love of her life | 02/01/11 |
| navy rigpig | 02/01/11 |
| Fishy effete love of her life | 02/01/11 |
| frum aphrodisiac cruise ship | 02/01/11 |
| wonderful crackhouse | 02/01/11 |
| house-broken charismatic field | 02/01/11 |
| titillating fuchsia theater stage mediation | 02/01/11 |
| Fishy effete love of her life | 02/01/11 |
| Twinkling Zombie-like Senate Hominid | 02/01/11 |
| Magical sapphire newt | 02/01/11 |
| titillating fuchsia theater stage mediation | 02/01/11 |
| Unhinged Associate | 02/01/11 |
| mint stimulating marketing idea jew | 02/01/11 |
| Adventurous Macaca | 02/01/11 |
| Mustard Antidepressant Drug | 02/01/11 |
| hyperventilating gaming laptop famous landscape painting | 02/01/11 |
| Hilarious resort degenerate | 02/01/11 |
| Splenetic Big Hall | 02/01/11 |
| bateful gold piazza | 02/01/11 |
| floppy sinister fortuitous meteor | 02/01/11 |
| Unhinged Associate | 02/01/11 |
| Coiffed Bonkers Meetinghouse | 02/01/11 |
| Unhinged Associate | 02/01/11 |
| Doobsian principal's office circlehead | 02/01/11 |
| floppy sinister fortuitous meteor | 02/02/11 |
| Deranged University | 02/02/11 |
| floppy sinister fortuitous meteor | 02/03/11 |
| Medicated round eye public bath | 02/03/11 |
| Deep market | 04/08/11 |
| mint stimulating marketing idea jew | 06/24/11 |
| Sticky slippery filthpig black woman | 07/05/11 |
| razzmatazz bearded legend generalized bond | 07/07/11 |
| mint stimulating marketing idea jew | 07/07/11 |
| spectacular stage | 09/10/11 |
| mahogany house | 09/13/11 |
| mahogany house | 10/18/11 |
Poast new message in this thread
Date: January 31st, 2011 11:22 PM Author: house-broken charismatic field (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17186319) |
Date: January 31st, 2011 11:22 PM Author: Hilarious resort degenerate (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17186321) |
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Date: January 31st, 2011 11:24 PM Author: house-broken charismatic field As TMF was kicking a can down a Moscow side street, letting off steam about his recent layoff, he ran across a Chihuahua wearing a Gucci collar. The two stared at each other for a few seconds, before the dog scurried into the yard of a nearby mansion. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17186336) |
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Date: January 31st, 2011 11:25 PM Author: Hilarious resort degenerate ty (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17186339) |
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Date: January 31st, 2011 11:28 PM Author: arousing striped hyena lololololol (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17186355) |
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Date: January 31st, 2011 11:32 PM Author: Twinkling Zombie-like Senate Hominid (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17186391) |
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Date: February 1st, 2011 12:10 AM Author: frum aphrodisiac cruise ship (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17186779) |
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Date: January 31st, 2011 11:22 PM Author: arousing striped hyena (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17186323) |
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Date: January 31st, 2011 11:26 PM Author: house-broken charismatic field As TMF handed her the ring, she noticed that it was lined with half of a torn $50 bill. "You get the other half if you say yes," he said. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17186348) |
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Date: January 31st, 2011 11:28 PM Author: electric insane volcanic crater lol (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17186357) |
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Date: January 31st, 2011 11:28 PM Author: Flickering vibrant international law enforcement agency I lol'd (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17186362) |
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Date: January 31st, 2011 11:48 PM Author: violent slate background story pisswyrm lolol (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17186546) |
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Date: February 1st, 2011 1:06 AM Author: Deranged University waaay too cute for estrada. i bet he has a gf who's posting for him and just not telling us about it (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17187278) |
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Date: February 1st, 2011 11:54 AM Author: Pale Mentally Impaired Abode Haunted Graveyard 280 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17188877) |
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Date: February 1st, 2011 1:41 PM Author: Jade Trailer Park lol (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17189545) |
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Date: January 31st, 2011 11:24 PM Author: silver business firm selfie (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17186329) |
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Date: January 31st, 2011 11:27 PM Author: house-broken charismatic field "Where are you going?", 11 year old TMF said. "I have a plan - we will find the buried Cossack treasure soon!"
Then he noticed that he was the only one left in the clubhouse. |
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Date: January 31st, 2011 11:24 PM Author: white massive stead (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17186330) |
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Date: January 31st, 2011 11:31 PM Author: house-broken charismatic field The laser inched closer and closer to his prisoner's head, just as TMF had programmed it. "And now, Mr. Bond," he said, "you will turn over your networking contacts in the Magic Circle, or die."
Seconds of silence passed, followed by a splat. TMF sighed. |
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Date: January 31st, 2011 11:33 PM Author: white massive stead Tyty (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17186407) |
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Date: February 1st, 2011 6:20 PM Author: Fishy effete love of her life (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17191649) |
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Date: February 2nd, 2011 3:56 PM Author: Provocative zippy corner 180^180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17197910) |
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Date: January 31st, 2011 11:24 PM Author: ruby irate idea he suggested (please let it be something related to his CS education, or lack thereof) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17186331) |
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Date: January 31st, 2011 11:32 PM Author: house-broken charismatic field I'll rate you as the time that TMF used bubble sort to find himself a job. The program is still running... (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17186396) |
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Date: January 31st, 2011 11:33 PM Author: ruby irate idea he suggested holy shit. 180^180. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17186401) |
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Date: January 31st, 2011 11:36 PM Author: Flickering vibrant international law enforcement agency 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17186438) |
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Date: February 1st, 2011 1:35 PM Author: Unhinged Associate lol (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17189503) |
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Date: February 1st, 2011 6:20 PM Author: Fishy effete love of her life (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17191652) |
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Date: January 31st, 2011 11:25 PM Author: erotic mad-dog skullcap trust fund (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17186340) |
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Date: January 31st, 2011 11:35 PM Author: house-broken charismatic field It was 1:03 AM when TMF was summoned into the partner's office. "I wanted to show you something, Fish. See this plaque? It was given to me for fifteen years of good work for our clients. Whenever I want to complain about the long hours I work, I just look at this plaque, and it makes it all worth it."
On the way home, TMF envisioned one day having TWO plaques in his office. |
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Date: January 31st, 2011 11:38 PM Author: razzle-dazzle home hairy legs This was quality. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17186447) |
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Date: February 1st, 2011 12:43 AM Author: Violent Shaky Organic Girlfriend Depressive I cried (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17187073) |
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Date: February 1st, 2011 11:55 AM Author: Pale Mentally Impaired Abode Haunted Graveyard 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17188893) |
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Date: February 1st, 2011 1:36 PM Author: Unhinged Associate lol (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17189506) |
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Date: February 1st, 2011 1:42 PM Author: Jade Trailer Park wtf this is hilarious and out of character for Estrada. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17189551) |
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Date: February 1st, 2011 6:18 PM Author: Diverse garrison genius (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17191638) |
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Date: January 31st, 2011 11:27 PM Author: electric insane volcanic crater (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17186354) |
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Date: January 31st, 2011 11:38 PM Author: house-broken charismatic field At Lenin Elementary School, Miss Chernikov had her first graders draw what they dreamed of the night before. TMF drew three houses. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17186455) |
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Date: January 31st, 2011 11:40 PM Author: electric insane volcanic crater ty, lenin elementary was a nice touch (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17186479) |
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Date: February 1st, 2011 6:21 PM Author: Fishy effete love of her life (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17191656) |
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Date: February 2nd, 2011 3:57 PM Author: Provocative zippy corner our schools had numbers, not names. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17197919) |
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Date: January 31st, 2011 11:34 PM Author: Harsh skinny woman property (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17186416) |
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Date: January 31st, 2011 11:36 PM Author: house-broken charismatic field "Churka, bring me another drink!", Fish yelled at Moscow's hippest club. Turning to Mandy, he put his arm around her and smiled. "We've made it. We've finally made it. Nobody can take this away now!" (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17186439) |
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Date: January 31st, 2011 11:38 PM Author: electric insane volcanic crater lol (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17186453) |
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Date: January 31st, 2011 11:38 PM Author: razzle-dazzle home hairy legs This one made me sad. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17186454) |
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Date: January 31st, 2011 11:39 PM Author: arousing striped hyena this thread is so wrong but so lulzy (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17186476) |
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Date: January 31st, 2011 11:40 PM Author: Harsh skinny woman property Wow. 180. Brutal thread overall. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17186483) |
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Date: January 31st, 2011 11:49 PM Author: violent slate background story pisswyrm ouch. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17186555) |
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Date: February 1st, 2011 12:10 AM Author: frum aphrodisiac cruise ship oh man (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17186784) |
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Date: February 1st, 2011 11:56 AM Author: Pale Mentally Impaired Abode Haunted Graveyard (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17188899) |
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Date: February 1st, 2011 1:24 PM Author: Magical sapphire newt (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17189432) |
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Date: January 31st, 2011 11:34 PM Author: razzle-dazzle home hairy legs (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17186421) |
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Date: January 31st, 2011 11:40 PM Author: house-broken charismatic field Interviewer #1: "Even in Silicon Valley, we're not used to getting a JD applicant who is a fluent Russian speaker AND has a CS background. We're really excited about you."
Interviewer #2: "Say, with a name like Fish, are you a big Tim Salmon fan? He used to really rake it in for my Angels."
It was then that TMF got up and left. |
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Date: January 31st, 2011 11:41 PM Author: razzle-dazzle home hairy legs BIG WILLIE STYLE!!! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17186487) |
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Date: January 31st, 2011 11:42 PM Author: electric insane volcanic crater lol (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17186501) |
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Date: January 31st, 2011 11:38 PM Author: plum thriller gunner theater (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17186452) |
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Date: January 31st, 2011 11:43 PM Author: house-broken charismatic field After enduring yet another beating by Boris, the local bully, TMF dusted himself off and looked square at his attacker. "I used to think that when I got rich, I would hire you as a security guard. But now, I think I will hire you only in the mail room." (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17186514) |
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Date: January 31st, 2011 11:47 PM Author: electric insane volcanic crater lulz (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17186542) |
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Date: January 31st, 2011 11:50 PM Author: Twinkling Zombie-like Senate Hominid (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17186569) |
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Date: January 31st, 2011 11:52 PM Author: house-broken charismatic field "Gypsy! Do not stand in front of me at the convenience store. I a lawyer and must return to my office soon!"
"For your impatience, may you wait forever to return to your office!", the gypsy said, making a pentagram with her finger. |
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Date: January 31st, 2011 11:55 PM Author: Twinkling Zombie-like Senate Hominid OMG (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17186613) |
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Date: January 31st, 2011 11:55 PM Author: ruby irate idea he suggested lmao (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17186620) |
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Date: February 1st, 2011 12:09 AM Author: frum aphrodisiac cruise ship (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17186768) |
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Date: February 1st, 2011 1:09 AM Author: Deranged University wow (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17187295) |
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Date: February 1st, 2011 12:29 PM Author: Mustard Antidepressant Drug omgomgomg (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17189109) |
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Date: February 1st, 2011 12:32 PM Author: Ocher menage Flawless victory. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17189123) |
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Date: February 1st, 2011 1:15 PM Author: vigorous free-loading lay (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17189382) |
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Date: February 1st, 2011 1:20 PM Author: titillating fuchsia theater stage mediation (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17189404) |
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Date: February 1st, 2011 1:23 PM Author: Nighttime heaven 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17189425) |
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Date: February 1st, 2011 1:37 PM Author: Unhinged Associate 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17189515) |
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Date: February 1st, 2011 1:45 PM Author: Jade Trailer Park pwn pwn pwn (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17189572) |
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Date: February 1st, 2011 6:23 PM Author: Fishy effete love of her life (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17191670) |
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Date: February 1st, 2011 7:05 PM Author: copper parlour LOL (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17191921) |
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Date: February 1st, 2011 8:32 PM Author: razzle-dazzle home hairy legs WINNER! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17192699) |
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Date: June 1st, 2011 12:14 AM Author: mint stimulating marketing idea jew (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#18138061) |
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Date: June 1st, 2011 4:37 AM Author: Unhinged Associate this is the top post of 2011. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#18139461) |
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Date: June 25th, 2011 7:59 PM Author: Sticky slippery filthpig black woman (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#18345702) |
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Date: September 10th, 2011 1:51 AM Author: fiercely-loyal comical site simultaneously hilarious and chilling (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#18942859) |
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Date: January 31st, 2011 11:50 PM Author: supple school cafeteria water buffalo (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17186571) |
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Date: January 31st, 2011 11:55 PM Author: house-broken charismatic field "I am going through a rough road right now, so to speak," TMF said.
The salesman smiled. "I have just the car for you, then..." |
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Date: February 1st, 2011 1:09 AM Author: Deranged University 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17187297) |
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Date: February 1st, 2011 1:13 AM Author: carnelian clown station rofl (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17187324) |
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Date: January 31st, 2011 11:54 PM Author: carmine cracking lodge Preved (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17186607) |
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Date: February 1st, 2011 12:00 AM Author: house-broken charismatic field As Mrs. Kropotkin gave the visiting Americans a tour of the orphanage, she stopped to point out the shortest boy. "This is Fish. He want to move to capitalist world and become millionaire."
"No," said Fish. "Since I won't have kids, I will be BILLIONAIRE." |
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Date: February 1st, 2011 12:01 AM Author: arousing striped hyena ok best post in the thread (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17186668) |
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Date: February 1st, 2011 12:12 AM Author: metal hell boiling water (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17186804) |
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Date: February 1st, 2011 12:02 AM Author: electric insane volcanic crater lol (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17186684) |
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Date: February 1st, 2011 12:02 AM Author: carmine cracking lodge But surely in Russia she would be Kropotkina! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17186685) |
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Date: February 1st, 2011 12:03 AM Author: arousing striped hyena i love the names he's giving these people
like the bartender "churka" |
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Date: February 1st, 2011 12:05 AM Author: carmine cracking lodge pretty funny guy, I must admit (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17186716) |
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Date: February 1st, 2011 12:02 AM Author: frum aphrodisiac cruise ship nice (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17186680) |
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Date: February 1st, 2011 12:12 AM Author: house-broken charismatic field DeXiashao, the star summer associate of the 2045 class, came into Mr. Fish's corner office after another day of striving. He found the senior name partner laying back in his chair, looking up at the skylight, and cursing.
"Mr. Fish, why do you curse? You have built this firm from scratch, completed one of the most epic comebacks in the history of the profession, and now own multiple properties across the world."
"They tease me, boy"
"Who teases you?"
"The stars. What untold luxuries must they hide! Every orb in the sky is another world of cars I will never buy, houses I will never live in, riches I will never have for myself!" |
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Date: February 1st, 2011 12:14 AM Author: frum aphrodisiac cruise ship tyty (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17186827) |
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Date: February 1st, 2011 12:45 AM Author: Violent Shaky Organic Girlfriend Depressive This (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17187088) |
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Date: February 1st, 2011 7:06 PM Author: copper parlour nice (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17191933) |
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Date: February 1st, 2011 12:02 AM Author: khaki partner jewess (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17186681) |
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Date: February 1st, 2011 12:17 AM Author: house-broken charismatic field "Oh Fish," Natasha said, swooning. "Your eyes, your brown, beautiful eyes. They have been looking at me all night. Can I have this dance?"
"How much were those earrings?" |
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Date: February 1st, 2011 1:22 PM Author: titillating fuchsia theater stage mediation ty (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17189414) |
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Date: February 1st, 2011 6:25 PM Author: Fishy effete love of her life (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17191677) |
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Date: February 1st, 2011 12:25 AM Author: Alcoholic high-end spot I feel really guilty for poasting ITT, encouraging you to antagonize my COMRADE (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17186928) |
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Date: February 1st, 2011 12:31 AM Author: house-broken charismatic field As he and Mandy were unpacking in their new rent-controlled NYC apartment, Fish took out his gold throw pillow and put it on the floor, in the usual place of honor.
"You really brought that with you?," Mandy asked.
"I told you, the miniature giraffe will lie on it one day. One day." |
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Date: February 1st, 2011 1:07 AM Author: khaki partner jewess (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17187281) |
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Date: February 1st, 2011 6:30 PM Author: Fishy effete love of her life (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17191705) |
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Date: June 2nd, 2011 11:13 AM Author: domesticated tanning salon omg! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#18146502) |
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Date: February 1st, 2011 12:42 AM Author: Violent Shaky Organic Girlfriend Depressive (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17187066) |
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Date: February 1st, 2011 12:47 AM Author: house-broken charismatic field "Ooooh, I'm Fish!", Boris said as he began TMF's wedgie. "One day I will be rich and I'll have gay sex with my Armenian butler!"
*struggle to breath* *gasp* "No......u"
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Date: February 1st, 2011 12:48 AM Author: Violent Shaky Organic Girlfriend Depressive ouch (butt fair) |
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Date: February 1st, 2011 1:10 AM Author: Deranged University rofl (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17187298) |
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Date: February 1st, 2011 1:01 AM Author: Passionate brindle liquid oxygen (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17187234) |
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Date: February 1st, 2011 1:09 AM Author: Deranged University 'strada old boy, think you've really got your groove back with this one (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17187292) |
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Date: February 1st, 2011 1:25 AM Author: house-broken charismatic field ty
too bad it will soon disappear into the back pages of XO, with no search to recover it |
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Date: February 1st, 2011 7:07 PM Author: copper parlour that's why god invented bookmarks, FRIEND. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17191938) |
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Date: February 1st, 2011 1:16 AM Author: Multi-colored patrolman coldplay fan 180 thread (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17187337) |
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Date: February 1st, 2011 11:51 AM Author: Deranged University no seriously this is good ish guise (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17188857) |
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Date: February 1st, 2011 12:00 PM Author: boyish territorial regret persian Fish is becoming the new whokebe; a mythical character with only the most tenous connection to the poster he was once connected to. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17188934) |
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Date: February 1st, 2011 12:01 PM Author: Deranged University the unemployment is real (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17188937) |
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Date: February 1st, 2011 12:02 PM Author: boyish territorial regret persian And whok really plays basketball.
Not to take away from what's been done here, this is a 180 thread of course. Estrada kills on these things. |
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Date: February 1st, 2011 12:03 PM Author: Pale Mentally Impaired Abode Haunted Graveyard Wrong. Everything written about that Russian faggot is backed by the facts of his TTT subhuman existence (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17188953) |
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Date: February 1st, 2011 12:03 PM Author: Coiffed Bonkers Meetinghouse 180 thread. unreal. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17188961) |
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Date: February 1st, 2011 6:11 PM Author: house-broken charismatic field Geeky Executive at Tech Company: “Fish, you’re an extremely qualified applicant, but we just don’t have the money right now to hire you. I wish I could go into God Mode and get enough cash to give you a job, but I’ve forgotten the key combination for that.”
TMF: “Tell me more about this God Mode...” |
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Date: February 1st, 2011 12:28 PM Author: Mustard Antidepressant Drug must be rated (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17189105) |
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Date: February 1st, 2011 6:12 PM Author: house-broken charismatic field “Fish, I can’t fit my hands around this orange. Can you come juice it for me?”
“Sigh. Among the old Russian nobility, the man never had to prepare food.”
“If you’re Russian nobility, why can’t we afford an electric juicer?”
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Date: February 3rd, 2011 9:29 PM Author: Jade Trailer Park ouch (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17208072) |
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Date: February 1st, 2011 12:41 PM Author: Aromatic Rusted Party Of The First Part To be fair,
Outstanding. |
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Date: February 1st, 2011 6:12 PM Author: house-broken charismatic field As the old steamer Ingria pulled into New York harbor, the surviving immigrants piled onto the deck to ooh and aww at the Statue of Liberty.
But 12 year old Fish went to the other deck, amazed by the skyscrapers of Manhattan. “Wow,” he told his friend Anatol, “if I could work in one of those, even for just eight months, I would be happy.” |
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Date: February 1st, 2011 6:28 PM Author: Fishy effete love of her life (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17191689) |
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Date: February 1st, 2011 6:37 PM Author: navy rigpig i dont mind you at all fish and i think most of these are complete 180s (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17191742) |
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Date: February 1st, 2011 7:33 PM Author: Fishy effete love of her life (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17192177) |
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Date: February 1st, 2011 6:53 PM Author: frum aphrodisiac cruise ship (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17191859) |
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Date: February 1st, 2011 1:21 PM Author: wonderful crackhouse shoot (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17189410) |
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Date: February 1st, 2011 6:12 PM Author: house-broken charismatic field “Old man, why do you cry?”
“I have lost my son. Why do you cry?”
“I have lost my job.”
“My son was your age. He was to inherit my business empire, but cruel fate took him from me.”
(light bulb turns on above TMF’s head)
“Maybe you just found a son, then?”
“Maybe. Tell me, how do you think Uruguay will do in the World Cup?”
“...” |
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Date: February 1st, 2011 6:16 PM Author: titillating fuchsia theater stage mediation hehehehe (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17191627) |
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Date: February 1st, 2011 7:42 PM Author: Fishy effete love of her life (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17192285) |
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Date: February 1st, 2011 8:57 PM Author: Twinkling Zombie-like Senate Hominid (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17192852) |
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Date: February 1st, 2011 1:21 PM Author: Magical sapphire newt moar! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17189413) |
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Date: February 1st, 2011 1:23 PM Author: titillating fuchsia theater stage mediation (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17189423) |
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Date: February 1st, 2011 1:42 PM Author: Unhinged Associate It's great to see a young poster hit peak form. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17189548) |
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Date: February 1st, 2011 1:45 PM Author: mint stimulating marketing idea jew holy shit. best thread of 2011 so far. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17189566) |
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Date: February 1st, 2011 1:49 PM Author: Adventurous Macaca Fish is a friend but this thread is hilarious (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17189600) |
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Date: February 1st, 2011 6:28 PM Author: Mustard Antidepressant Drug Im so relieved that he came into this thread and is blessing it with his wonderful sense of humor. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17191693) |
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Date: February 1st, 2011 6:33 PM Author: hyperventilating gaming laptop famous landscape painting this is an amazing thread, estrada. 180. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17191714) |
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Date: February 1st, 2011 9:11 PM Author: Hilarious resort degenerate (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17192984) |
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Date: February 1st, 2011 6:35 PM Author: Splenetic Big Hall (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17191730) |
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Date: February 1st, 2011 6:46 PM Author: bateful gold piazza (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17191807) |
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Date: February 1st, 2011 7:02 PM Author: floppy sinister fortuitous meteor (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17191902) |
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Date: February 1st, 2011 7:19 PM Author: Unhinged Associate (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17192042) |
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Date: February 1st, 2011 7:27 PM Author: Coiffed Bonkers Meetinghouse I think the TMF narrative meme may be approaching a Kurzweilian singularity... Unbelievable work ITT. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17192113) |
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Date: February 1st, 2011 8:16 PM Author: Unhinged Associate (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17192574) |
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Date: February 1st, 2011 9:19 PM Author: Doobsian principal's office circlehead hit me (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17193058) |
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Date: February 2nd, 2011 3:44 PM Author: floppy sinister fortuitous meteor bump (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17197809) |
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Date: February 2nd, 2011 3:47 PM Author: Deranged University ya'll didn't see this coming even after his askav threads? (no wonder askav doesn't love me. i must become a better poster for him) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17197827) |
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Date: February 3rd, 2011 2:47 AM Author: floppy sinister fortuitous meteor (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17203421) |
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Date: February 3rd, 2011 8:42 PM Author: Medicated round eye public bath (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17207708) |
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Date: April 8th, 2011 10:09 PM Author: Deep market (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17720298) |
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Date: June 24th, 2011 9:01 PM Author: mint stimulating marketing idea jew (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#18337254) |
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Date: July 5th, 2011 10:48 PM Author: Sticky slippery filthpig black woman (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#18430096) |
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Date: July 7th, 2011 11:14 PM Author: razzmatazz bearded legend generalized bond (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#18447817) |
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Date: July 7th, 2011 11:16 PM Author: mint stimulating marketing idea jew (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#18447839) |
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Date: September 10th, 2011 1:53 AM Author: spectacular stage nice work e (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#18942871) |
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Date: September 13th, 2011 10:26 PM Author: mahogany house (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#18965579) |
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Date: October 18th, 2011 12:37 AM Author: mahogany house (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#19192147) |