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Rating posters as moments from TMF's life (Estrada)
| Big-titted out-of-control gunner property | 01/31/11 |
| Flatulent Insanely Creepy Electric Furnace Clown | 01/31/11 |
| Big-titted out-of-control gunner property | 01/31/11 |
| Flatulent Insanely Creepy Electric Furnace Clown | 01/31/11 |
| curious scarlet market travel guidebook | 01/31/11 |
| drab excitant brunch | 01/31/11 |
| Bat-shit-crazy domesticated state shitlib | 02/01/11 |
| curious scarlet market travel guidebook | 01/31/11 |
| Big-titted out-of-control gunner property | 01/31/11 |
| Cocky mad-dog skullcap | 01/31/11 |
| Cerebral juggernaut | 01/31/11 |
| fragrant church building | 01/31/11 |
| Titillating Cumskin | 02/01/11 |
| Misanthropic spot sex offender | 02/01/11 |
| Razzmatazz green box office | 02/01/11 |
| Stirring Abode Cuck | 01/31/11 |
| Big-titted out-of-control gunner property | 01/31/11 |
| comical costumed gaping indian lodge | 01/31/11 |
| Big-titted out-of-control gunner property | 01/31/11 |
| comical costumed gaping indian lodge | 01/31/11 |
| territorial community account fortuitous meteor | 02/01/11 |
| mustard histrionic international law enforcement agency | 02/02/11 |
| Turquoise Motley Stock Car Base | 01/31/11 |
| Big-titted out-of-control gunner property | 01/31/11 |
| Turquoise Motley Stock Car Base | 01/31/11 |
| Cerebral juggernaut | 01/31/11 |
| glittery bistre business firm potus | 02/01/11 |
| territorial community account fortuitous meteor | 02/01/11 |
| blathering galvanic multi-billionaire | 01/31/11 |
| Big-titted out-of-control gunner property | 01/31/11 |
| appetizing mischievous chad laser beams | 01/31/11 |
| Low-t alpha striped hyena | 02/01/11 |
| Misanthropic spot sex offender | 02/01/11 |
| glittery bistre business firm potus | 02/01/11 |
| Razzmatazz green box office | 02/01/11 |
| Beady-eyed useless brakes | 02/01/11 |
| Cocky mad-dog skullcap | 01/31/11 |
| Big-titted out-of-control gunner property | 01/31/11 |
| Cocky mad-dog skullcap | 01/31/11 |
| territorial community account fortuitous meteor | 02/01/11 |
| mustard histrionic international law enforcement agency | 02/02/11 |
| Irradiated Mint Lay Immigrant | 01/31/11 |
| Big-titted out-of-control gunner property | 01/31/11 |
| Cocky mad-dog skullcap | 01/31/11 |
| appetizing mischievous chad laser beams | 01/31/11 |
| curious scarlet market travel guidebook | 01/31/11 |
| Irradiated Mint Lay Immigrant | 01/31/11 |
| fragrant church building | 01/31/11 |
| Bat-shit-crazy domesticated state shitlib | 02/01/11 |
| Misanthropic spot sex offender | 02/01/11 |
| sinister orchestra pit | 02/01/11 |
| appetizing mischievous chad laser beams | 01/31/11 |
| Big-titted out-of-control gunner property | 01/31/11 |
| appetizing mischievous chad laser beams | 01/31/11 |
| Cocky mad-dog skullcap | 01/31/11 |
| Transparent parlor | 01/31/11 |
| Big-titted out-of-control gunner property | 01/31/11 |
| Cocky mad-dog skullcap | 01/31/11 |
| drab excitant brunch | 01/31/11 |
| Big-titted out-of-control gunner property | 01/31/11 |
| drab excitant brunch | 01/31/11 |
| Turquoise Motley Stock Car Base | 01/31/11 |
| Bat-shit-crazy domesticated state shitlib | 02/01/11 |
| Titillating Cumskin | 02/01/11 |
| Shivering jade parlour | 02/01/11 |
| marvelous greedy milk | 02/01/11 |
| odious ocher bawdyhouse giraffe | 02/01/11 |
| Vigorous location | 02/01/11 |
| Tantric house | 02/01/11 |
| glittery bistre business firm potus | 02/01/11 |
| Razzmatazz green box office | 02/01/11 |
| territorial community account fortuitous meteor | 02/01/11 |
| Slap-happy tanning salon | 02/01/11 |
| appetizing mischievous chad laser beams | 02/01/11 |
| spruce rehab idiot | 06/01/11 |
| glittery bistre business firm potus | 06/01/11 |
| Exciting menage | 06/25/11 |
| Idiotic sweet tailpipe | 09/10/11 |
| cracking piazza | 01/31/11 |
| Big-titted out-of-control gunner property | 01/31/11 |
| Titillating Cumskin | 02/01/11 |
| Vengeful Nubile Range Corn Cake | 02/01/11 |
| clear step-uncle's house internal respiration | 01/31/11 |
| Big-titted out-of-control gunner property | 02/01/11 |
| curious scarlet market travel guidebook | 02/01/11 |
| Emerald sadistic organic girlfriend | 02/01/11 |
| Cocky mad-dog skullcap | 02/01/11 |
| clear step-uncle's house internal respiration | 02/01/11 |
| curious scarlet market travel guidebook | 02/01/11 |
| clear step-uncle's house internal respiration | 02/01/11 |
| Bat-shit-crazy domesticated state shitlib | 02/01/11 |
| Big-titted out-of-control gunner property | 02/01/11 |
| Bat-shit-crazy domesticated state shitlib | 02/01/11 |
| Low-t alpha striped hyena | 02/01/11 |
| Slap-happy tanning salon | 02/01/11 |
| Mind-boggling pozpig | 02/01/11 |
| Big-titted out-of-control gunner property | 02/01/11 |
| Vigorous location | 02/01/11 |
| territorial community account fortuitous meteor | 02/01/11 |
| Garnet cowardly heaven | 02/01/11 |
| Big-titted out-of-control gunner property | 02/01/11 |
| Mind-boggling pozpig | 02/01/11 |
| territorial community account fortuitous meteor | 02/01/11 |
| Heady brilliant senate doctorate | 06/02/11 |
| Low-t alpha striped hyena | 02/01/11 |
| Big-titted out-of-control gunner property | 02/01/11 |
| Low-t alpha striped hyena | 02/01/11 |
| Titillating Cumskin | 02/01/11 |
| up-to-no-good aromatic antidepressant drug | 02/01/11 |
| Titillating Cumskin | 02/01/11 |
| Big-titted out-of-control gunner property | 02/01/11 |
| Slap-happy tanning salon | 02/01/11 |
| metal stag film preventive strike | 02/01/11 |
| Titillating Cumskin | 02/01/11 |
| Supple demanding half-breed | 02/01/11 |
| Titillating Cumskin | 02/01/11 |
| Supple demanding half-breed | 02/01/11 |
| Misanthropic spot sex offender | 02/01/11 |
| Maniacal lime stead | 02/01/11 |
| Big-titted out-of-control gunner property | 02/01/11 |
| Shivering jade parlour | 02/01/11 |
| Big-titted out-of-control gunner property | 02/01/11 |
| Razzmatazz green box office | 02/03/11 |
| nighttime boistinker becky | 02/01/11 |
| Big-titted out-of-control gunner property | 02/01/11 |
| territorial community account fortuitous meteor | 02/01/11 |
| Rebellious crimson corner | 02/01/11 |
| territorial community account fortuitous meteor | 02/01/11 |
| Bat-shit-crazy domesticated state shitlib | 02/01/11 |
| Diverse poppy toaster | 02/01/11 |
| Big-titted out-of-control gunner property | 02/01/11 |
| Vigorous location | 02/01/11 |
| territorial community account fortuitous meteor | 02/01/11 |
| drab excitant brunch | 02/01/11 |
| sinister orchestra pit | 02/01/11 |
| Vigorous location | 02/01/11 |
| glittery bistre business firm potus | 02/01/11 |
| spruce rehab idiot | 02/01/11 |
| multi-colored selfie feces | 02/01/11 |
| Shivering jade parlour | 02/01/11 |
| geriatric hospital | 02/01/11 |
| Flatulent Insanely Creepy Electric Furnace Clown | 02/01/11 |
| Chartreuse spectacular stage turdskin | 02/01/11 |
| Passionate hissy fit | 02/01/11 |
| saffron haunted graveyard point | 02/01/11 |
| glittery bistre business firm potus | 02/01/11 |
| Maniacal lime stead | 02/01/11 |
| glittery bistre business firm potus | 02/01/11 |
| flickering submissive rigpig | 02/01/11 |
| saffron haunted graveyard point | 02/02/11 |
| Titillating Cumskin | 02/02/11 |
| saffron haunted graveyard point | 02/03/11 |
| Vibrant Opaque Patrolman | 02/03/11 |
| salmon swashbuckling messiness | 04/08/11 |
| spruce rehab idiot | 06/24/11 |
| Exciting menage | 07/05/11 |
| laughsome pearl native jewess | 07/07/11 |
| spruce rehab idiot | 07/07/11 |
| Gay Exhilarant Wrinkle Sanctuary | 09/10/11 |
| Razzle splenetic pistol fanboi | 09/13/11 |
| Razzle splenetic pistol fanboi | 10/18/11 |
Poast new message in this thread
Date: January 31st, 2011 11:22 PM Author: Big-titted out-of-control gunner property (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17186319) |
Date: January 31st, 2011 11:22 PM Author: Flatulent Insanely Creepy Electric Furnace Clown (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17186321) |
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Date: January 31st, 2011 11:24 PM Author: Big-titted out-of-control gunner property As TMF was kicking a can down a Moscow side street, letting off steam about his recent layoff, he ran across a Chihuahua wearing a Gucci collar. The two stared at each other for a few seconds, before the dog scurried into the yard of a nearby mansion. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17186336) |
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Date: January 31st, 2011 11:25 PM Author: Flatulent Insanely Creepy Electric Furnace Clown ty (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17186339) |
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Date: January 31st, 2011 11:28 PM Author: curious scarlet market travel guidebook lololololol (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17186355) |
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Date: January 31st, 2011 11:32 PM Author: drab excitant brunch (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17186391) |
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Date: February 1st, 2011 12:10 AM Author: Bat-shit-crazy domesticated state shitlib (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17186779) |
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Date: January 31st, 2011 11:22 PM Author: curious scarlet market travel guidebook (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17186323) |
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Date: January 31st, 2011 11:26 PM Author: Big-titted out-of-control gunner property As TMF handed her the ring, she noticed that it was lined with half of a torn $50 bill. "You get the other half if you say yes," he said. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17186348) |
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Date: January 31st, 2011 11:28 PM Author: Cocky mad-dog skullcap lol (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17186357) |
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Date: January 31st, 2011 11:28 PM Author: Cerebral juggernaut I lol'd (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17186362) |
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Date: January 31st, 2011 11:48 PM Author: fragrant church building lolol (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17186546) |
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Date: February 1st, 2011 1:06 AM Author: Titillating Cumskin waaay too cute for estrada. i bet he has a gf who's posting for him and just not telling us about it (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17187278) |
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Date: February 1st, 2011 11:54 AM Author: Misanthropic spot sex offender 280 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17188877) |
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Date: February 1st, 2011 1:41 PM Author: Razzmatazz green box office lol (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17189545) |
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Date: January 31st, 2011 11:24 PM Author: Stirring Abode Cuck (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17186329) |
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Date: January 31st, 2011 11:27 PM Author: Big-titted out-of-control gunner property "Where are you going?", 11 year old TMF said. "I have a plan - we will find the buried Cossack treasure soon!"
Then he noticed that he was the only one left in the clubhouse. |
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Date: January 31st, 2011 11:24 PM Author: comical costumed gaping indian lodge (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17186330) |
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Date: January 31st, 2011 11:31 PM Author: Big-titted out-of-control gunner property The laser inched closer and closer to his prisoner's head, just as TMF had programmed it. "And now, Mr. Bond," he said, "you will turn over your networking contacts in the Magic Circle, or die."
Seconds of silence passed, followed by a splat. TMF sighed. |
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Date: January 31st, 2011 11:33 PM Author: comical costumed gaping indian lodge Tyty (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17186407) |
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Date: February 1st, 2011 6:20 PM Author: territorial community account fortuitous meteor (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17191649) |
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Date: February 2nd, 2011 3:56 PM Author: mustard histrionic international law enforcement agency 180^180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17197910) |
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Date: January 31st, 2011 11:24 PM Author: Turquoise Motley Stock Car Base (please let it be something related to his CS education, or lack thereof) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17186331) |
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Date: January 31st, 2011 11:32 PM Author: Big-titted out-of-control gunner property I'll rate you as the time that TMF used bubble sort to find himself a job. The program is still running... (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17186396) |
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Date: January 31st, 2011 11:33 PM Author: Turquoise Motley Stock Car Base holy shit. 180^180. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17186401) |
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Date: January 31st, 2011 11:36 PM Author: Cerebral juggernaut 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17186438) |
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Date: February 1st, 2011 1:35 PM Author: glittery bistre business firm potus lol (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17189503) |
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Date: February 1st, 2011 6:20 PM Author: territorial community account fortuitous meteor (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17191652) |
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Date: January 31st, 2011 11:25 PM Author: blathering galvanic multi-billionaire (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17186340) |
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Date: January 31st, 2011 11:35 PM Author: Big-titted out-of-control gunner property It was 1:03 AM when TMF was summoned into the partner's office. "I wanted to show you something, Fish. See this plaque? It was given to me for fifteen years of good work for our clients. Whenever I want to complain about the long hours I work, I just look at this plaque, and it makes it all worth it."
On the way home, TMF envisioned one day having TWO plaques in his office. |
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Date: January 31st, 2011 11:38 PM Author: appetizing mischievous chad laser beams This was quality. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17186447) |
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Date: February 1st, 2011 12:43 AM Author: Low-t alpha striped hyena I cried (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17187073) |
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Date: February 1st, 2011 11:55 AM Author: Misanthropic spot sex offender 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17188893) |
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Date: February 1st, 2011 1:36 PM Author: glittery bistre business firm potus lol (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17189506) |
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Date: February 1st, 2011 1:42 PM Author: Razzmatazz green box office wtf this is hilarious and out of character for Estrada. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17189551) |
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Date: February 1st, 2011 6:18 PM Author: Beady-eyed useless brakes genius (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17191638) |
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Date: January 31st, 2011 11:27 PM Author: Cocky mad-dog skullcap (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17186354) |
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Date: January 31st, 2011 11:38 PM Author: Big-titted out-of-control gunner property At Lenin Elementary School, Miss Chernikov had her first graders draw what they dreamed of the night before. TMF drew three houses. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17186455) |
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Date: January 31st, 2011 11:40 PM Author: Cocky mad-dog skullcap ty, lenin elementary was a nice touch (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17186479) |
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Date: February 1st, 2011 6:21 PM Author: territorial community account fortuitous meteor (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17191656) |
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Date: February 2nd, 2011 3:57 PM Author: mustard histrionic international law enforcement agency our schools had numbers, not names. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17197919) |
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Date: January 31st, 2011 11:34 PM Author: Irradiated Mint Lay Immigrant (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17186416) |
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Date: January 31st, 2011 11:36 PM Author: Big-titted out-of-control gunner property "Churka, bring me another drink!", Fish yelled at Moscow's hippest club. Turning to Mandy, he put his arm around her and smiled. "We've made it. We've finally made it. Nobody can take this away now!" (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17186439) |
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Date: January 31st, 2011 11:38 PM Author: Cocky mad-dog skullcap lol (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17186453) |
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Date: January 31st, 2011 11:38 PM Author: appetizing mischievous chad laser beams This one made me sad. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17186454) |
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Date: January 31st, 2011 11:39 PM Author: curious scarlet market travel guidebook this thread is so wrong but so lulzy (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17186476) |
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Date: January 31st, 2011 11:40 PM Author: Irradiated Mint Lay Immigrant Wow. 180. Brutal thread overall. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17186483) |
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Date: January 31st, 2011 11:49 PM Author: fragrant church building ouch. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17186555) |
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Date: February 1st, 2011 12:10 AM Author: Bat-shit-crazy domesticated state shitlib oh man (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17186784) |
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Date: February 1st, 2011 11:56 AM Author: Misanthropic spot sex offender (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17188899) |
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Date: February 1st, 2011 1:24 PM Author: sinister orchestra pit (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17189432) |
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Date: January 31st, 2011 11:34 PM Author: appetizing mischievous chad laser beams (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17186421) |
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Date: January 31st, 2011 11:40 PM Author: Big-titted out-of-control gunner property Interviewer #1: "Even in Silicon Valley, we're not used to getting a JD applicant who is a fluent Russian speaker AND has a CS background. We're really excited about you."
Interviewer #2: "Say, with a name like Fish, are you a big Tim Salmon fan? He used to really rake it in for my Angels."
It was then that TMF got up and left. |
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Date: January 31st, 2011 11:41 PM Author: appetizing mischievous chad laser beams BIG WILLIE STYLE!!! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17186487) |
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Date: January 31st, 2011 11:42 PM Author: Cocky mad-dog skullcap lol (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17186501) |
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Date: January 31st, 2011 11:38 PM Author: Transparent parlor (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17186452) |
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Date: January 31st, 2011 11:43 PM Author: Big-titted out-of-control gunner property After enduring yet another beating by Boris, the local bully, TMF dusted himself off and looked square at his attacker. "I used to think that when I got rich, I would hire you as a security guard. But now, I think I will hire you only in the mail room." (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17186514) |
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Date: January 31st, 2011 11:47 PM Author: Cocky mad-dog skullcap lulz (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17186542) |
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Date: January 31st, 2011 11:50 PM Author: drab excitant brunch (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17186569) |
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Date: January 31st, 2011 11:52 PM Author: Big-titted out-of-control gunner property "Gypsy! Do not stand in front of me at the convenience store. I a lawyer and must return to my office soon!"
"For your impatience, may you wait forever to return to your office!", the gypsy said, making a pentagram with her finger. |
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Date: January 31st, 2011 11:55 PM Author: drab excitant brunch OMG (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17186613) |
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Date: January 31st, 2011 11:55 PM Author: Turquoise Motley Stock Car Base lmao (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17186620) |
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Date: February 1st, 2011 12:09 AM Author: Bat-shit-crazy domesticated state shitlib (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17186768) |
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Date: February 1st, 2011 1:09 AM Author: Titillating Cumskin wow (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17187295) |
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Date: February 1st, 2011 12:29 PM Author: Shivering jade parlour omgomgomg (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17189109) |
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Date: February 1st, 2011 12:32 PM Author: marvelous greedy milk Flawless victory. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17189123) |
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Date: February 1st, 2011 1:15 PM Author: odious ocher bawdyhouse giraffe (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17189382) |
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Date: February 1st, 2011 1:20 PM Author: Vigorous location (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17189404) |
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Date: February 1st, 2011 1:23 PM Author: Tantric house 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17189425) |
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Date: February 1st, 2011 1:37 PM Author: glittery bistre business firm potus 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17189515) |
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Date: February 1st, 2011 1:45 PM Author: Razzmatazz green box office pwn pwn pwn (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17189572) |
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Date: February 1st, 2011 6:23 PM Author: territorial community account fortuitous meteor (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17191670) |
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Date: February 1st, 2011 7:05 PM Author: Slap-happy tanning salon LOL (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17191921) |
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Date: February 1st, 2011 8:32 PM Author: appetizing mischievous chad laser beams WINNER! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17192699) |
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Date: June 1st, 2011 12:14 AM Author: spruce rehab idiot (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#18138061) |
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Date: June 1st, 2011 4:37 AM Author: glittery bistre business firm potus this is the top post of 2011. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#18139461) |
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Date: June 25th, 2011 7:59 PM Author: Exciting menage (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#18345702) |
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Date: September 10th, 2011 1:51 AM Author: Idiotic sweet tailpipe simultaneously hilarious and chilling (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#18942859) |
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Date: January 31st, 2011 11:50 PM Author: cracking piazza (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17186571) |
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Date: January 31st, 2011 11:55 PM Author: Big-titted out-of-control gunner property "I am going through a rough road right now, so to speak," TMF said.
The salesman smiled. "I have just the car for you, then..." |
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Date: February 1st, 2011 1:09 AM Author: Titillating Cumskin 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17187297) |
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Date: February 1st, 2011 1:13 AM Author: Vengeful Nubile Range Corn Cake rofl (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17187324) |
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Date: January 31st, 2011 11:54 PM Author: clear step-uncle's house internal respiration Preved (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17186607) |
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Date: February 1st, 2011 12:00 AM Author: Big-titted out-of-control gunner property As Mrs. Kropotkin gave the visiting Americans a tour of the orphanage, she stopped to point out the shortest boy. "This is Fish. He want to move to capitalist world and become millionaire."
"No," said Fish. "Since I won't have kids, I will be BILLIONAIRE." |
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Date: February 1st, 2011 12:01 AM Author: curious scarlet market travel guidebook ok best post in the thread (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17186668) |
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Date: February 1st, 2011 12:12 AM Author: Emerald sadistic organic girlfriend (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17186804) |
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Date: February 1st, 2011 12:02 AM Author: Cocky mad-dog skullcap lol (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17186684) |
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Date: February 1st, 2011 12:02 AM Author: clear step-uncle's house internal respiration But surely in Russia she would be Kropotkina! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17186685) |
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Date: February 1st, 2011 12:03 AM Author: curious scarlet market travel guidebook i love the names he's giving these people
like the bartender "churka" |
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Date: February 1st, 2011 12:05 AM Author: clear step-uncle's house internal respiration pretty funny guy, I must admit (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17186716) |
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Date: February 1st, 2011 12:02 AM Author: Bat-shit-crazy domesticated state shitlib nice (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17186680) |
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Date: February 1st, 2011 12:12 AM Author: Big-titted out-of-control gunner property DeXiashao, the star summer associate of the 2045 class, came into Mr. Fish's corner office after another day of striving. He found the senior name partner laying back in his chair, looking up at the skylight, and cursing.
"Mr. Fish, why do you curse? You have built this firm from scratch, completed one of the most epic comebacks in the history of the profession, and now own multiple properties across the world."
"They tease me, boy"
"Who teases you?"
"The stars. What untold luxuries must they hide! Every orb in the sky is another world of cars I will never buy, houses I will never live in, riches I will never have for myself!" |
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Date: February 1st, 2011 12:14 AM Author: Bat-shit-crazy domesticated state shitlib tyty (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17186827) |
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Date: February 1st, 2011 12:45 AM Author: Low-t alpha striped hyena This (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17187088) |
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Date: February 1st, 2011 7:06 PM Author: Slap-happy tanning salon nice (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17191933) |
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Date: February 1st, 2011 12:02 AM Author: Mind-boggling pozpig (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17186681) |
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Date: February 1st, 2011 12:17 AM Author: Big-titted out-of-control gunner property "Oh Fish," Natasha said, swooning. "Your eyes, your brown, beautiful eyes. They have been looking at me all night. Can I have this dance?"
"How much were those earrings?" |
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Date: February 1st, 2011 1:22 PM Author: Vigorous location ty (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17189414) |
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Date: February 1st, 2011 6:25 PM Author: territorial community account fortuitous meteor (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17191677) |
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Date: February 1st, 2011 12:25 AM Author: Garnet cowardly heaven I feel really guilty for poasting ITT, encouraging you to antagonize my COMRADE (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17186928) |
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Date: February 1st, 2011 12:31 AM Author: Big-titted out-of-control gunner property As he and Mandy were unpacking in their new rent-controlled NYC apartment, Fish took out his gold throw pillow and put it on the floor, in the usual place of honor.
"You really brought that with you?," Mandy asked.
"I told you, the miniature giraffe will lie on it one day. One day." |
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Date: February 1st, 2011 1:07 AM Author: Mind-boggling pozpig (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17187281) |
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Date: February 1st, 2011 6:30 PM Author: territorial community account fortuitous meteor (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17191705) |
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Date: June 2nd, 2011 11:13 AM Author: Heady brilliant senate doctorate omg! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#18146502) |
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Date: February 1st, 2011 12:42 AM Author: Low-t alpha striped hyena (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17187066) |
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Date: February 1st, 2011 12:47 AM Author: Big-titted out-of-control gunner property "Ooooh, I'm Fish!", Boris said as he began TMF's wedgie. "One day I will be rich and I'll have gay sex with my Armenian butler!"
*struggle to breath* *gasp* "No......u"
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Date: February 1st, 2011 12:48 AM Author: Low-t alpha striped hyena ouch (butt fair) |
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Date: February 1st, 2011 1:10 AM Author: Titillating Cumskin rofl (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17187298) |
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Date: February 1st, 2011 1:01 AM Author: up-to-no-good aromatic antidepressant drug (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17187234) |
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Date: February 1st, 2011 1:09 AM Author: Titillating Cumskin 'strada old boy, think you've really got your groove back with this one (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17187292) |
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Date: February 1st, 2011 1:25 AM Author: Big-titted out-of-control gunner property ty
too bad it will soon disappear into the back pages of XO, with no search to recover it |
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Date: February 1st, 2011 7:07 PM Author: Slap-happy tanning salon that's why god invented bookmarks, FRIEND. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17191938) |
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Date: February 1st, 2011 1:16 AM Author: metal stag film preventive strike 180 thread (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17187337) |
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Date: February 1st, 2011 11:51 AM Author: Titillating Cumskin no seriously this is good ish guise (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17188857) |
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Date: February 1st, 2011 12:00 PM Author: Supple demanding half-breed Fish is becoming the new whokebe; a mythical character with only the most tenous connection to the poster he was once connected to. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17188934) |
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Date: February 1st, 2011 12:01 PM Author: Titillating Cumskin the unemployment is real (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17188937) |
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Date: February 1st, 2011 12:02 PM Author: Supple demanding half-breed And whok really plays basketball.
Not to take away from what's been done here, this is a 180 thread of course. Estrada kills on these things. |
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Date: February 1st, 2011 12:03 PM Author: Misanthropic spot sex offender Wrong. Everything written about that Russian faggot is backed by the facts of his TTT subhuman existence (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17188953) |
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Date: February 1st, 2011 12:03 PM Author: Maniacal lime stead 180 thread. unreal. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17188961) |
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Date: February 1st, 2011 6:11 PM Author: Big-titted out-of-control gunner property Geeky Executive at Tech Company: “Fish, you’re an extremely qualified applicant, but we just don’t have the money right now to hire you. I wish I could go into God Mode and get enough cash to give you a job, but I’ve forgotten the key combination for that.”
TMF: “Tell me more about this God Mode...” |
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Date: February 1st, 2011 12:28 PM Author: Shivering jade parlour must be rated (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17189105) |
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Date: February 1st, 2011 6:12 PM Author: Big-titted out-of-control gunner property “Fish, I can’t fit my hands around this orange. Can you come juice it for me?”
“Sigh. Among the old Russian nobility, the man never had to prepare food.”
“If you’re Russian nobility, why can’t we afford an electric juicer?”
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Date: February 3rd, 2011 9:29 PM Author: Razzmatazz green box office ouch (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17208072) |
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Date: February 1st, 2011 12:41 PM Author: nighttime boistinker becky To be fair,
Outstanding. |
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Date: February 1st, 2011 6:12 PM Author: Big-titted out-of-control gunner property As the old steamer Ingria pulled into New York harbor, the surviving immigrants piled onto the deck to ooh and aww at the Statue of Liberty.
But 12 year old Fish went to the other deck, amazed by the skyscrapers of Manhattan. “Wow,” he told his friend Anatol, “if I could work in one of those, even for just eight months, I would be happy.” |
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Date: February 1st, 2011 6:28 PM Author: territorial community account fortuitous meteor (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17191689) |
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Date: February 1st, 2011 6:37 PM Author: Rebellious crimson corner i dont mind you at all fish and i think most of these are complete 180s (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17191742) |
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Date: February 1st, 2011 7:33 PM Author: territorial community account fortuitous meteor (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17192177) |
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Date: February 1st, 2011 6:53 PM Author: Bat-shit-crazy domesticated state shitlib (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17191859) |
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Date: February 1st, 2011 1:21 PM Author: Diverse poppy toaster shoot (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17189410) |
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Date: February 1st, 2011 6:12 PM Author: Big-titted out-of-control gunner property “Old man, why do you cry?”
“I have lost my son. Why do you cry?”
“I have lost my job.”
“My son was your age. He was to inherit my business empire, but cruel fate took him from me.”
(light bulb turns on above TMF’s head)
“Maybe you just found a son, then?”
“Maybe. Tell me, how do you think Uruguay will do in the World Cup?”
“...” |
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Date: February 1st, 2011 6:16 PM Author: Vigorous location hehehehe (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17191627) |
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Date: February 1st, 2011 7:42 PM Author: territorial community account fortuitous meteor (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17192285) |
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Date: February 1st, 2011 8:57 PM Author: drab excitant brunch (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17192852) |
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Date: February 1st, 2011 1:21 PM Author: sinister orchestra pit moar! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17189413) |
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Date: February 1st, 2011 1:23 PM Author: Vigorous location (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17189423) |
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Date: February 1st, 2011 1:42 PM Author: glittery bistre business firm potus It's great to see a young poster hit peak form. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17189548) |
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Date: February 1st, 2011 1:45 PM Author: spruce rehab idiot holy shit. best thread of 2011 so far. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17189566) |
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Date: February 1st, 2011 1:49 PM Author: multi-colored selfie feces Fish is a friend but this thread is hilarious (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17189600) |
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Date: February 1st, 2011 6:28 PM Author: Shivering jade parlour Im so relieved that he came into this thread and is blessing it with his wonderful sense of humor. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17191693) |
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Date: February 1st, 2011 6:33 PM Author: geriatric hospital this is an amazing thread, estrada. 180. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17191714) |
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Date: February 1st, 2011 9:11 PM Author: Flatulent Insanely Creepy Electric Furnace Clown (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17192984) |
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Date: February 1st, 2011 6:35 PM Author: Chartreuse spectacular stage turdskin (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17191730) |
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Date: February 1st, 2011 6:46 PM Author: Passionate hissy fit (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17191807) |
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Date: February 1st, 2011 7:02 PM Author: saffron haunted graveyard point (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17191902) |
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Date: February 1st, 2011 7:19 PM Author: glittery bistre business firm potus (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17192042) |
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Date: February 1st, 2011 7:27 PM Author: Maniacal lime stead I think the TMF narrative meme may be approaching a Kurzweilian singularity... Unbelievable work ITT. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17192113) |
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Date: February 1st, 2011 8:16 PM Author: glittery bistre business firm potus (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17192574) |
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Date: February 1st, 2011 9:19 PM Author: flickering submissive rigpig hit me (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17193058) |
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Date: February 2nd, 2011 3:44 PM Author: saffron haunted graveyard point bump (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17197809) |
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Date: February 2nd, 2011 3:47 PM Author: Titillating Cumskin ya'll didn't see this coming even after his askav threads? (no wonder askav doesn't love me. i must become a better poster for him) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17197827) |
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Date: February 3rd, 2011 2:47 AM Author: saffron haunted graveyard point (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17203421) |
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Date: February 3rd, 2011 8:42 PM Author: Vibrant Opaque Patrolman (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17207708) |
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Date: April 8th, 2011 10:09 PM Author: salmon swashbuckling messiness (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17720298) |
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Date: June 24th, 2011 9:01 PM Author: spruce rehab idiot (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#18337254) |
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Date: July 5th, 2011 10:48 PM Author: Exciting menage (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#18430096) |
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Date: July 7th, 2011 11:14 PM Author: laughsome pearl native jewess (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#18447817) |
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Date: July 7th, 2011 11:16 PM Author: spruce rehab idiot (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#18447839) |
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Date: September 10th, 2011 1:53 AM Author: Gay Exhilarant Wrinkle Sanctuary nice work e (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#18942871) |
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Date: September 13th, 2011 10:26 PM Author: Razzle splenetic pistol fanboi (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#18965579) |
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Date: October 18th, 2011 12:37 AM Author: Razzle splenetic pistol fanboi (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#19192147) |