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Rating posters as moments from TMF's life (Estrada)
| Passionate Cruise Ship Doctorate | 01/31/11 |
| dun toaster skinny woman | 01/31/11 |
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| Burgundy adulterous place of business stage | 02/01/11 |
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| Passionate Cruise Ship Doctorate | 01/31/11 |
| lilac yapping scourge upon the earth | 01/31/11 |
| twinkling internet-worthy hall | 01/31/11 |
| Translucent circlehead | 01/31/11 |
| gold trailer park double fault | 02/01/11 |
| Multi-colored haunted graveyard digit ratio | 02/01/11 |
| adventurous mauve whorehouse | 02/01/11 |
| olive trip pistol property | 01/31/11 |
| Passionate Cruise Ship Doctorate | 01/31/11 |
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| beady-eyed impertinent liquid oxygen | 01/31/11 |
| Transparent Abusive Son Of Senegal Office | 02/01/11 |
| Hairraiser avocado kitty cat | 02/02/11 |
| filthy rehab pocket flask | 01/31/11 |
| Passionate Cruise Ship Doctorate | 01/31/11 |
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| twinkling internet-worthy hall | 01/31/11 |
| nighttime affirmative action school cafeteria | 02/01/11 |
| Transparent Abusive Son Of Senegal Office | 02/01/11 |
| spectacular dead corner azn | 01/31/11 |
| Passionate Cruise Ship Doctorate | 01/31/11 |
| Histrionic jade stage | 01/31/11 |
| Sinister black woman | 02/01/11 |
| Multi-colored haunted graveyard digit ratio | 02/01/11 |
| nighttime affirmative action school cafeteria | 02/01/11 |
| adventurous mauve whorehouse | 02/01/11 |
| Cerebral legal warrant locale | 02/01/11 |
| lilac yapping scourge upon the earth | 01/31/11 |
| Passionate Cruise Ship Doctorate | 01/31/11 |
| lilac yapping scourge upon the earth | 01/31/11 |
| Transparent Abusive Son Of Senegal Office | 02/01/11 |
| Hairraiser avocado kitty cat | 02/02/11 |
| Saffron dog poop | 01/31/11 |
| Passionate Cruise Ship Doctorate | 01/31/11 |
| lilac yapping scourge upon the earth | 01/31/11 |
| Histrionic jade stage | 01/31/11 |
| Big sickened indian lodge | 01/31/11 |
| Saffron dog poop | 01/31/11 |
| Translucent circlehead | 01/31/11 |
| Burgundy adulterous place of business stage | 02/01/11 |
| Multi-colored haunted graveyard digit ratio | 02/01/11 |
| Aphrodisiac ivory address voyeur | 02/01/11 |
| Histrionic jade stage | 01/31/11 |
| Passionate Cruise Ship Doctorate | 01/31/11 |
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| lilac yapping scourge upon the earth | 01/31/11 |
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| Burgundy adulterous place of business stage | 02/01/11 |
| gold trailer park double fault | 02/01/11 |
| Swashbuckling windowlicker space | 02/01/11 |
| soul-stirring round eye people who are hurt | 02/01/11 |
| odious hyperventilating step-uncle's house | 02/01/11 |
| Disturbing Snowy Menage Corn Cake | 02/01/11 |
| self-centered balding chapel | 02/01/11 |
| nighttime affirmative action school cafeteria | 02/01/11 |
| adventurous mauve whorehouse | 02/01/11 |
| Transparent Abusive Son Of Senegal Office | 02/01/11 |
| wonderful sound barrier | 02/01/11 |
| Histrionic jade stage | 02/01/11 |
| Hilarious Nibblets | 06/01/11 |
| nighttime affirmative action school cafeteria | 06/01/11 |
| Underhanded curious gas station pozpig | 06/25/11 |
| Motley range foreskin | 09/10/11 |
| Charismatic business firm | 01/31/11 |
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| gold trailer park double fault | 02/01/11 |
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| Burgundy adulterous place of business stage | 02/01/11 |
| Passionate Cruise Ship Doctorate | 02/01/11 |
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| wonderful sound barrier | 02/01/11 |
| Purple Headpube Lodge | 02/01/11 |
| Passionate Cruise Ship Doctorate | 02/01/11 |
| Disturbing Snowy Menage Corn Cake | 02/01/11 |
| Transparent Abusive Son Of Senegal Office | 02/01/11 |
| Comical patrolman striped hyena | 02/01/11 |
| Passionate Cruise Ship Doctorate | 02/01/11 |
| Purple Headpube Lodge | 02/01/11 |
| Transparent Abusive Son Of Senegal Office | 02/01/11 |
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| adventurous mauve whorehouse | 02/03/11 |
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| Transparent Abusive Son Of Senegal Office | 02/01/11 |
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| Disturbing Snowy Menage Corn Cake | 02/01/11 |
| Transparent Abusive Son Of Senegal Office | 02/01/11 |
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| Aphrodisiac ivory address voyeur | 02/01/11 |
| Disturbing Snowy Menage Corn Cake | 02/01/11 |
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| Hilarious Nibblets | 06/24/11 |
| Underhanded curious gas station pozpig | 07/05/11 |
| unholy theater stage | 07/07/11 |
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Date: January 31st, 2011 11:22 PM Author: Passionate Cruise Ship Doctorate (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17186319) |
Date: January 31st, 2011 11:22 PM Author: dun toaster skinny woman (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17186321) |
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Date: January 31st, 2011 11:24 PM Author: Passionate Cruise Ship Doctorate As TMF was kicking a can down a Moscow side street, letting off steam about his recent layoff, he ran across a Chihuahua wearing a Gucci collar. The two stared at each other for a few seconds, before the dog scurried into the yard of a nearby mansion. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17186336) |
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Date: January 31st, 2011 11:25 PM Author: dun toaster skinny woman ty (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17186339) |
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Date: January 31st, 2011 11:28 PM Author: Big sickened indian lodge lololololol (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17186355) |
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Date: January 31st, 2011 11:32 PM Author: talented gay kitty (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17186391) |
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Date: February 1st, 2011 12:10 AM Author: Burgundy adulterous place of business stage (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17186779) |
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Date: January 31st, 2011 11:22 PM Author: Big sickened indian lodge (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17186323) |
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Date: January 31st, 2011 11:26 PM Author: Passionate Cruise Ship Doctorate As TMF handed her the ring, she noticed that it was lined with half of a torn $50 bill. "You get the other half if you say yes," he said. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17186348) |
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Date: January 31st, 2011 11:28 PM Author: lilac yapping scourge upon the earth lol (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17186357) |
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Date: January 31st, 2011 11:28 PM Author: twinkling internet-worthy hall I lol'd (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17186362) |
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Date: January 31st, 2011 11:48 PM Author: Translucent circlehead lolol (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17186546) |
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Date: February 1st, 2011 1:06 AM Author: gold trailer park double fault waaay too cute for estrada. i bet he has a gf who's posting for him and just not telling us about it (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17187278) |
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Date: February 1st, 2011 11:54 AM Author: Multi-colored haunted graveyard digit ratio 280 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17188877) |
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Date: February 1st, 2011 1:41 PM Author: adventurous mauve whorehouse lol (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17189545) |
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Date: January 31st, 2011 11:24 PM Author: olive trip pistol property (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17186329) |
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Date: January 31st, 2011 11:27 PM Author: Passionate Cruise Ship Doctorate "Where are you going?", 11 year old TMF said. "I have a plan - we will find the buried Cossack treasure soon!"
Then he noticed that he was the only one left in the clubhouse. |
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Date: January 31st, 2011 11:24 PM Author: beady-eyed impertinent liquid oxygen (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17186330) |
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Date: January 31st, 2011 11:31 PM Author: Passionate Cruise Ship Doctorate The laser inched closer and closer to his prisoner's head, just as TMF had programmed it. "And now, Mr. Bond," he said, "you will turn over your networking contacts in the Magic Circle, or die."
Seconds of silence passed, followed by a splat. TMF sighed. |
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Date: January 31st, 2011 11:33 PM Author: beady-eyed impertinent liquid oxygen Tyty (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17186407) |
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Date: February 1st, 2011 6:20 PM Author: Transparent Abusive Son Of Senegal Office (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17191649) |
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Date: February 2nd, 2011 3:56 PM Author: Hairraiser avocado kitty cat 180^180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17197910) |
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Date: January 31st, 2011 11:24 PM Author: filthy rehab pocket flask (please let it be something related to his CS education, or lack thereof) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17186331) |
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Date: January 31st, 2011 11:32 PM Author: Passionate Cruise Ship Doctorate I'll rate you as the time that TMF used bubble sort to find himself a job. The program is still running... (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17186396) |
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Date: January 31st, 2011 11:33 PM Author: filthy rehab pocket flask holy shit. 180^180. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17186401) |
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Date: January 31st, 2011 11:36 PM Author: twinkling internet-worthy hall 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17186438) |
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Date: February 1st, 2011 1:35 PM Author: nighttime affirmative action school cafeteria lol (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17189503) |
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Date: February 1st, 2011 6:20 PM Author: Transparent Abusive Son Of Senegal Office (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17191652) |
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Date: January 31st, 2011 11:25 PM Author: spectacular dead corner azn (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17186340) |
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Date: January 31st, 2011 11:35 PM Author: Passionate Cruise Ship Doctorate It was 1:03 AM when TMF was summoned into the partner's office. "I wanted to show you something, Fish. See this plaque? It was given to me for fifteen years of good work for our clients. Whenever I want to complain about the long hours I work, I just look at this plaque, and it makes it all worth it."
On the way home, TMF envisioned one day having TWO plaques in his office. |
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Date: January 31st, 2011 11:38 PM Author: Histrionic jade stage This was quality. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17186447) |
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Date: February 1st, 2011 12:43 AM Author: Sinister black woman I cried (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17187073) |
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Date: February 1st, 2011 11:55 AM Author: Multi-colored haunted graveyard digit ratio 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17188893) |
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Date: February 1st, 2011 1:36 PM Author: nighttime affirmative action school cafeteria lol (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17189506) |
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Date: February 1st, 2011 1:42 PM Author: adventurous mauve whorehouse wtf this is hilarious and out of character for Estrada. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17189551) |
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Date: February 1st, 2011 6:18 PM Author: Cerebral legal warrant locale genius (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17191638) |
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Date: January 31st, 2011 11:27 PM Author: lilac yapping scourge upon the earth (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17186354) |
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Date: January 31st, 2011 11:38 PM Author: Passionate Cruise Ship Doctorate At Lenin Elementary School, Miss Chernikov had her first graders draw what they dreamed of the night before. TMF drew three houses. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17186455) |
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Date: January 31st, 2011 11:40 PM Author: lilac yapping scourge upon the earth ty, lenin elementary was a nice touch (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17186479) |
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Date: February 1st, 2011 6:21 PM Author: Transparent Abusive Son Of Senegal Office (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17191656) |
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Date: February 2nd, 2011 3:57 PM Author: Hairraiser avocado kitty cat our schools had numbers, not names. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17197919) |
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Date: January 31st, 2011 11:34 PM Author: Saffron dog poop (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17186416) |
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Date: January 31st, 2011 11:36 PM Author: Passionate Cruise Ship Doctorate "Churka, bring me another drink!", Fish yelled at Moscow's hippest club. Turning to Mandy, he put his arm around her and smiled. "We've made it. We've finally made it. Nobody can take this away now!" (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17186439) |
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Date: January 31st, 2011 11:38 PM Author: lilac yapping scourge upon the earth lol (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17186453) |
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Date: January 31st, 2011 11:38 PM Author: Histrionic jade stage This one made me sad. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17186454) |
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Date: January 31st, 2011 11:39 PM Author: Big sickened indian lodge this thread is so wrong but so lulzy (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17186476) |
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Date: January 31st, 2011 11:40 PM Author: Saffron dog poop Wow. 180. Brutal thread overall. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17186483) |
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Date: January 31st, 2011 11:49 PM Author: Translucent circlehead ouch. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17186555) |
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Date: February 1st, 2011 12:10 AM Author: Burgundy adulterous place of business stage oh man (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17186784) |
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Date: February 1st, 2011 11:56 AM Author: Multi-colored haunted graveyard digit ratio (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17188899) |
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Date: February 1st, 2011 1:24 PM Author: Aphrodisiac ivory address voyeur (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17189432) |
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Date: January 31st, 2011 11:34 PM Author: Histrionic jade stage (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17186421) |
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Date: January 31st, 2011 11:40 PM Author: Passionate Cruise Ship Doctorate Interviewer #1: "Even in Silicon Valley, we're not used to getting a JD applicant who is a fluent Russian speaker AND has a CS background. We're really excited about you."
Interviewer #2: "Say, with a name like Fish, are you a big Tim Salmon fan? He used to really rake it in for my Angels."
It was then that TMF got up and left. |
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Date: January 31st, 2011 11:41 PM Author: Histrionic jade stage BIG WILLIE STYLE!!! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17186487) |
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Date: January 31st, 2011 11:42 PM Author: lilac yapping scourge upon the earth lol (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17186501) |
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Date: January 31st, 2011 11:38 PM Author: Rusted supple filthpig newt (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17186452) |
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Date: January 31st, 2011 11:43 PM Author: Passionate Cruise Ship Doctorate After enduring yet another beating by Boris, the local bully, TMF dusted himself off and looked square at his attacker. "I used to think that when I got rich, I would hire you as a security guard. But now, I think I will hire you only in the mail room." (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17186514) |
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Date: January 31st, 2011 11:47 PM Author: lilac yapping scourge upon the earth lulz (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17186542) |
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Date: January 31st, 2011 11:50 PM Author: talented gay kitty (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17186569) |
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Date: January 31st, 2011 11:52 PM Author: Passionate Cruise Ship Doctorate "Gypsy! Do not stand in front of me at the convenience store. I a lawyer and must return to my office soon!"
"For your impatience, may you wait forever to return to your office!", the gypsy said, making a pentagram with her finger. |
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Date: January 31st, 2011 11:55 PM Author: talented gay kitty OMG (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17186613) |
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Date: January 31st, 2011 11:55 PM Author: filthy rehab pocket flask lmao (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17186620) |
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Date: February 1st, 2011 12:09 AM Author: Burgundy adulterous place of business stage (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17186768) |
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Date: February 1st, 2011 1:09 AM Author: gold trailer park double fault wow (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17187295) |
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Date: February 1st, 2011 12:29 PM Author: Swashbuckling windowlicker space omgomgomg (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17189109) |
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Date: February 1st, 2011 12:32 PM Author: soul-stirring round eye people who are hurt Flawless victory. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17189123) |
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Date: February 1st, 2011 1:15 PM Author: odious hyperventilating step-uncle's house (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17189382) |
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Date: February 1st, 2011 1:20 PM Author: Disturbing Snowy Menage Corn Cake (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17189404) |
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Date: February 1st, 2011 1:23 PM Author: self-centered balding chapel 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17189425) |
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Date: February 1st, 2011 1:37 PM Author: nighttime affirmative action school cafeteria 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17189515) |
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Date: February 1st, 2011 1:45 PM Author: adventurous mauve whorehouse pwn pwn pwn (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17189572) |
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Date: February 1st, 2011 6:23 PM Author: Transparent Abusive Son Of Senegal Office (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17191670) |
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Date: February 1st, 2011 7:05 PM Author: wonderful sound barrier LOL (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17191921) |
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Date: February 1st, 2011 8:32 PM Author: Histrionic jade stage WINNER! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17192699) |
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Date: June 1st, 2011 12:14 AM Author: Hilarious Nibblets (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#18138061) |
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Date: June 1st, 2011 4:37 AM Author: nighttime affirmative action school cafeteria this is the top post of 2011. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#18139461) |
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Date: June 25th, 2011 7:59 PM Author: Underhanded curious gas station pozpig (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#18345702) |
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Date: September 10th, 2011 1:51 AM Author: Motley range foreskin simultaneously hilarious and chilling (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#18942859) |
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Date: January 31st, 2011 11:50 PM Author: Charismatic business firm (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17186571) |
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Date: January 31st, 2011 11:55 PM Author: Passionate Cruise Ship Doctorate "I am going through a rough road right now, so to speak," TMF said.
The salesman smiled. "I have just the car for you, then..." |
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Date: February 1st, 2011 1:09 AM Author: gold trailer park double fault 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17187297) |
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Date: February 1st, 2011 1:13 AM Author: indecent gay wizard rofl (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17187324) |
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Date: January 31st, 2011 11:54 PM Author: Vermilion thriller meetinghouse Preved (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17186607) |
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Date: February 1st, 2011 12:00 AM Author: Passionate Cruise Ship Doctorate As Mrs. Kropotkin gave the visiting Americans a tour of the orphanage, she stopped to point out the shortest boy. "This is Fish. He want to move to capitalist world and become millionaire."
"No," said Fish. "Since I won't have kids, I will be BILLIONAIRE." |
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Date: February 1st, 2011 12:01 AM Author: Big sickened indian lodge ok best post in the thread (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17186668) |
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Date: February 1st, 2011 12:12 AM Author: glittery infuriating market (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17186804) |
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Date: February 1st, 2011 12:02 AM Author: lilac yapping scourge upon the earth lol (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17186684) |
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Date: February 1st, 2011 12:02 AM Author: Vermilion thriller meetinghouse But surely in Russia she would be Kropotkina! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17186685) |
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Date: February 1st, 2011 12:03 AM Author: Big sickened indian lodge i love the names he's giving these people
like the bartender "churka" |
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Date: February 1st, 2011 12:05 AM Author: Vermilion thriller meetinghouse pretty funny guy, I must admit (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17186716) |
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Date: February 1st, 2011 12:02 AM Author: Burgundy adulterous place of business stage nice (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17186680) |
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Date: February 1st, 2011 12:12 AM Author: Passionate Cruise Ship Doctorate DeXiashao, the star summer associate of the 2045 class, came into Mr. Fish's corner office after another day of striving. He found the senior name partner laying back in his chair, looking up at the skylight, and cursing.
"Mr. Fish, why do you curse? You have built this firm from scratch, completed one of the most epic comebacks in the history of the profession, and now own multiple properties across the world."
"They tease me, boy"
"Who teases you?"
"The stars. What untold luxuries must they hide! Every orb in the sky is another world of cars I will never buy, houses I will never live in, riches I will never have for myself!" |
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Date: February 1st, 2011 12:14 AM Author: Burgundy adulterous place of business stage tyty (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17186827) |
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Date: February 1st, 2011 12:45 AM Author: Sinister black woman This (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17187088) |
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Date: February 1st, 2011 7:06 PM Author: wonderful sound barrier nice (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17191933) |
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Date: February 1st, 2011 12:02 AM Author: Purple Headpube Lodge (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17186681) |
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Date: February 1st, 2011 12:17 AM Author: Passionate Cruise Ship Doctorate "Oh Fish," Natasha said, swooning. "Your eyes, your brown, beautiful eyes. They have been looking at me all night. Can I have this dance?"
"How much were those earrings?" |
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Date: February 1st, 2011 1:22 PM Author: Disturbing Snowy Menage Corn Cake ty (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17189414) |
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Date: February 1st, 2011 6:25 PM Author: Transparent Abusive Son Of Senegal Office (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17191677) |
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Date: February 1st, 2011 12:25 AM Author: Comical patrolman striped hyena I feel really guilty for poasting ITT, encouraging you to antagonize my COMRADE (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17186928) |
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Date: February 1st, 2011 12:31 AM Author: Passionate Cruise Ship Doctorate As he and Mandy were unpacking in their new rent-controlled NYC apartment, Fish took out his gold throw pillow and put it on the floor, in the usual place of honor.
"You really brought that with you?," Mandy asked.
"I told you, the miniature giraffe will lie on it one day. One day." |
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Date: February 1st, 2011 1:07 AM Author: Purple Headpube Lodge (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17187281) |
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Date: February 1st, 2011 6:30 PM Author: Transparent Abusive Son Of Senegal Office (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17191705) |
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Date: June 2nd, 2011 11:13 AM Author: charcoal brethren senate omg! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#18146502) |
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Date: February 1st, 2011 12:42 AM Author: Sinister black woman (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17187066) |
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Date: February 1st, 2011 12:47 AM Author: Passionate Cruise Ship Doctorate "Ooooh, I'm Fish!", Boris said as he began TMF's wedgie. "One day I will be rich and I'll have gay sex with my Armenian butler!"
*struggle to breath* *gasp* "No......u"
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Date: February 1st, 2011 12:48 AM Author: Sinister black woman ouch (butt fair) |
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Date: February 1st, 2011 1:10 AM Author: gold trailer park double fault rofl (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17187298) |
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Date: February 1st, 2011 1:01 AM Author: Arrogant Exciting Partner (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17187234) |
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Date: February 1st, 2011 1:09 AM Author: gold trailer park double fault 'strada old boy, think you've really got your groove back with this one (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17187292) |
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Date: February 1st, 2011 1:25 AM Author: Passionate Cruise Ship Doctorate ty
too bad it will soon disappear into the back pages of XO, with no search to recover it |
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Date: February 1st, 2011 7:07 PM Author: wonderful sound barrier that's why god invented bookmarks, FRIEND. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17191938) |
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Date: February 1st, 2011 1:16 AM Author: excitant halford 180 thread (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17187337) |
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Date: February 1st, 2011 11:51 AM Author: gold trailer park double fault no seriously this is good ish guise (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17188857) |
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Date: February 1st, 2011 12:00 PM Author: aromatic site Fish is becoming the new whokebe; a mythical character with only the most tenous connection to the poster he was once connected to. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17188934) |
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Date: February 1st, 2011 12:01 PM Author: gold trailer park double fault the unemployment is real (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17188937) |
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Date: February 1st, 2011 12:02 PM Author: aromatic site And whok really plays basketball.
Not to take away from what's been done here, this is a 180 thread of course. Estrada kills on these things. |
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Date: February 1st, 2011 12:03 PM Author: Multi-colored haunted graveyard digit ratio Wrong. Everything written about that Russian faggot is backed by the facts of his TTT subhuman existence (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17188953) |
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Date: February 1st, 2011 12:03 PM Author: Bat-shit-crazy Copper House 180 thread. unreal. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17188961) |
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Date: February 1st, 2011 6:11 PM Author: Passionate Cruise Ship Doctorate Geeky Executive at Tech Company: “Fish, you’re an extremely qualified applicant, but we just don’t have the money right now to hire you. I wish I could go into God Mode and get enough cash to give you a job, but I’ve forgotten the key combination for that.”
TMF: “Tell me more about this God Mode...” |
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Date: February 1st, 2011 12:28 PM Author: Swashbuckling windowlicker space must be rated (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17189105) |
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Date: February 1st, 2011 6:12 PM Author: Passionate Cruise Ship Doctorate “Fish, I can’t fit my hands around this orange. Can you come juice it for me?”
“Sigh. Among the old Russian nobility, the man never had to prepare food.”
“If you’re Russian nobility, why can’t we afford an electric juicer?”
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Date: February 3rd, 2011 9:29 PM Author: adventurous mauve whorehouse ouch (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17208072) |
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Date: February 1st, 2011 12:41 PM Author: Mentally Impaired State Psychic To be fair,
Outstanding. |
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Date: February 1st, 2011 6:12 PM Author: Passionate Cruise Ship Doctorate As the old steamer Ingria pulled into New York harbor, the surviving immigrants piled onto the deck to ooh and aww at the Statue of Liberty.
But 12 year old Fish went to the other deck, amazed by the skyscrapers of Manhattan. “Wow,” he told his friend Anatol, “if I could work in one of those, even for just eight months, I would be happy.” |
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Date: February 1st, 2011 6:28 PM Author: Transparent Abusive Son Of Senegal Office (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17191689) |
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Date: February 1st, 2011 6:37 PM Author: amethyst potus home i dont mind you at all fish and i think most of these are complete 180s (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17191742) |
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Date: February 1st, 2011 7:33 PM Author: Transparent Abusive Son Of Senegal Office (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17192177) |
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Date: February 1st, 2011 6:53 PM Author: Burgundy adulterous place of business stage (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17191859) |
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Date: February 1st, 2011 1:21 PM Author: buff box office keepsake machete shoot (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17189410) |
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Date: February 1st, 2011 6:12 PM Author: Passionate Cruise Ship Doctorate “Old man, why do you cry?”
“I have lost my son. Why do you cry?”
“I have lost my job.”
“My son was your age. He was to inherit my business empire, but cruel fate took him from me.”
(light bulb turns on above TMF’s head)
“Maybe you just found a son, then?”
“Maybe. Tell me, how do you think Uruguay will do in the World Cup?”
“...” |
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Date: February 1st, 2011 6:16 PM Author: Disturbing Snowy Menage Corn Cake hehehehe (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17191627) |
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Date: February 1st, 2011 7:42 PM Author: Transparent Abusive Son Of Senegal Office (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17192285) |
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Date: February 1st, 2011 8:57 PM Author: talented gay kitty (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17192852) |
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Date: February 1st, 2011 1:21 PM Author: Aphrodisiac ivory address voyeur moar! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17189413) |
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Date: February 1st, 2011 1:23 PM Author: Disturbing Snowy Menage Corn Cake (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17189423) |
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Date: February 1st, 2011 1:42 PM Author: nighttime affirmative action school cafeteria It's great to see a young poster hit peak form. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17189548) |
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Date: February 1st, 2011 1:45 PM Author: Hilarious Nibblets holy shit. best thread of 2011 so far. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17189566) |
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Date: February 1st, 2011 1:49 PM Author: Provocative embarrassed to the bone blood rage shitlib Fish is a friend but this thread is hilarious (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17189600) |
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Date: February 1st, 2011 6:28 PM Author: Swashbuckling windowlicker space Im so relieved that he came into this thread and is blessing it with his wonderful sense of humor. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17191693) |
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Date: February 1st, 2011 6:33 PM Author: ultramarine floppy resort puppy this is an amazing thread, estrada. 180. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17191714) |
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Date: February 1st, 2011 9:11 PM Author: dun toaster skinny woman (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17192984) |
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Date: February 1st, 2011 6:35 PM Author: Bateful green french chef (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17191730) |
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Date: February 1st, 2011 6:46 PM Author: Contagious masturbator principal's office (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17191807) |
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Date: February 1st, 2011 7:02 PM Author: dull galvanic persian nowag (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17191902) |
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Date: February 1st, 2011 7:19 PM Author: nighttime affirmative action school cafeteria (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17192042) |
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Date: February 1st, 2011 7:27 PM Author: Bat-shit-crazy Copper House I think the TMF narrative meme may be approaching a Kurzweilian singularity... Unbelievable work ITT. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17192113) |
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Date: February 1st, 2011 8:16 PM Author: nighttime affirmative action school cafeteria (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17192574) |
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Date: February 1st, 2011 9:19 PM Author: Umber tripping temple hit me (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17193058) |
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Date: February 2nd, 2011 3:44 PM Author: dull galvanic persian nowag bump (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17197809) |
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Date: February 2nd, 2011 3:47 PM Author: gold trailer park double fault ya'll didn't see this coming even after his askav threads? (no wonder askav doesn't love me. i must become a better poster for him) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17197827) |
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Date: February 3rd, 2011 2:47 AM Author: dull galvanic persian nowag (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17203421) |
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Date: February 3rd, 2011 8:42 PM Author: pink mad cow disease national (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17207708) |
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Date: April 8th, 2011 10:09 PM Author: Vibrant Drab Wagecucks (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17720298) |
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Date: June 24th, 2011 9:01 PM Author: Hilarious Nibblets (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#18337254) |
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Date: July 5th, 2011 10:48 PM Author: Underhanded curious gas station pozpig (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#18430096) |
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Date: July 7th, 2011 11:14 PM Author: unholy theater stage (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#18447817) |
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Date: July 7th, 2011 11:16 PM Author: Hilarious Nibblets (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#18447839) |
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Date: September 10th, 2011 1:53 AM Author: garnet theatre nice work e (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#18942871) |
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Date: September 13th, 2011 10:26 PM Author: blue boyish tattoo (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#18965579) |
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Date: October 18th, 2011 12:37 AM Author: blue boyish tattoo (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#19192147) |