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XO ALPHAS: what do you say to girls at bars?

At the age of 24, I've finally started approaching women. F...
insane bateful piazza
  03/14/11
too bad you're not a HBS bro.
arousing slimy stage
  03/14/11
I thought it was BOOTH now. Fuck, I can't even keep track o...
insane bateful piazza
  03/14/11
LOL @ "how's your night going?"
Spectacular cumskin electric furnace
  03/14/11
drop some family guy quotes and then some arrested developme...
autistic underhanded den
  03/14/11
before you buy them a drink, ask whether they'll fuck you. ...
salmon laughsome house sound barrier
  03/14/11
"Hey man, do you even like jet skiing at all? No I don'...
Shaky theatre
  03/14/11
180
green painfully honest national security agency
  03/14/11
stfu
Emerald exhilarant mother giraffe
  03/14/11
171
Shaky theatre
  03/14/11
"Aren't iPods crazy?"
Unhinged titillating ticket booth goyim
  03/14/11
but seriously, this seems lame but I think "do you come...
autistic underhanded den
  03/14/11
Man, see above. You want them to think you're interesting o...
Shaky theatre
  03/14/11
Yeah man, exactly. My looks are right at the threshold wher...
insane bateful piazza
  03/14/11
"Hey you and your friends look pretty tough man...who w...
Shaky theatre
  03/14/11
I actually think challenging a girl to an arm-wrestling matc...
bespoke institution main people
  03/14/11
I got my current gf off okc by saying I'd like to see her an...
Shaky theatre
  03/14/11
what if you lose though? how fucking humiliating would that ...
Stirring godawful stain indian lodge
  03/14/11
this is where a prestigious pedigree like HBS can go a long ...
arousing slimy stage
  03/14/11
Enjoy getting cucked by a short slick faggot like me.
Shaky theatre
  03/14/11
it's true that going to a very prestigious school gives you ...
Thriller space
  03/14/11
But after you finish smugly grinning, you still have to say ...
insane bateful piazza
  03/14/11
at least if she disses you you can act like you were too goo...
Thriller space
  03/14/11
lol. HBS bros do very well with girls. u mad?
arousing slimy stage
  03/14/11
maybe but you can't be too weird about it anyway, I have ...
autistic underhanded den
  03/14/11
Be weird, but make clear via demeanor that you're just enjo...
Shaky theatre
  03/14/11
girls like talking about inane bullshit about themselves. Ju...
big brunch french chef
  03/14/11
no shit. i ask my gf one innocuous question and she giv...
misanthropic stead juggernaut
  03/14/11
180 imagery, here
gay death wish
  03/14/11
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thirsty jewess
  03/14/11
Honestly, this. It's like that South Park episode where Jim...
twinkling beady-eyed dopamine shitlib
  03/14/11
Yeah, I definitely try to do this on dates. But at bars I f...
insane bateful piazza
  03/14/11
"is lettuce faggot?"
violent pisswyrm codepig
  03/14/11
"hey"
Boyish Business Firm Karate
  03/14/11
haha, seriously. this is all it takes
Infuriating razzle-dazzle faggotry
  03/14/11
It works. Certainly better than some awkward line IF you can...
Shaky theatre
  03/14/11
im too deadpan to be able to sell a line, its all that works...
Boyish Business Firm Karate
  03/14/11
Word. I deadpan everything, which is all the better because ...
Shaky theatre
  03/14/11
i think OP was wondering what to do after this
autistic underhanded den
  03/14/11
have a normal conversation, just go with the flow.
Boyish Business Firm Karate
  03/14/11
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7NGggshaTwE not like this (me...
Curious area keepsake machete
  03/14/11
Hi, can I buy you several drinks?
Carmine bipolar box office
  03/14/11
hahahaha
Floppy Genital Piercing Water Buffalo
  05/20/11
You might as well come home with me because I'm going to tel...
Carmine bipolar box office
  03/14/11
willuse
Thriller space
  03/14/11
go to coffee shops and feign reading the paper. strike up co...
Talking bearded corner
  03/14/11
true
autistic underhanded den
  03/14/11
"girls are to guarded at bars/clubs" what plan...
Carmine bipolar box office
  03/14/11
"90% of girls are at a bar or club looking to get some ...
Thriller space
  03/14/11
lol either you are flame or you dont live on planet earth. ...
Carmine bipolar box office
  03/14/11
plenty of girls are just out to hang with their friends and...
Thriller space
  03/14/11
Bullshit. Girls who go to clubs and bars are open to mee...
twinkling beady-eyed dopamine shitlib
  03/14/11
titcr
Carmine bipolar box office
  03/14/11
do you want to hang out and watch agot tHBOs?
misanthropic stead juggernaut
  03/14/11
DING DING DING DING we have a winnar!!!
Infuriating razzle-dazzle faggotry
  03/14/11
Wrong. 50% of girls out on any given night are not really i...
Thriller space
  03/14/11
A few things might be happening here. You could be going to...
twinkling beady-eyed dopamine shitlib
  03/14/11
what % of men you and your friends meet in bars would you de...
Thriller space
  03/14/11
About 20% at most, but what I consider desirable might not b...
twinkling beady-eyed dopamine shitlib
  03/14/11
if it's 20% at most, and people who go to bars in the first ...
Thriller space
  03/14/11
dood, im sorry but you are simply wrong.
Carmine bipolar box office
  03/14/11
man, i feel like it would be tougher at a coffee shop. i've ...
hairraiser temple psychic
  03/14/11
i think moreso it's just easier to talk if you've had a few ...
Thriller space
  03/14/11
well yeah, that doesn't hurt, but i think it's the idea that...
hairraiser temple psychic
  03/14/11
The weird thing is I always hear of supermarket pickups. I ...
Thriller space
  03/14/11
i've actually done this, but i can't for the life of me reme...
hairraiser temple psychic
  03/14/11
"FiberOne, eh?"
autistic underhanded den
  03/14/11
Hi! Does your husband/boyfriend work nights?
Carmine bipolar box office
  03/14/11
"Do you like Phil Collins?"
twinkling beady-eyed dopamine shitlib
  03/14/11
yes. i do. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i0MXu6XjVgs
Carmine bipolar box office
  03/14/11
A solid move.
Shaky theatre
  03/14/11
Thanks for the tips doods. Solid work in this thread. BU...
insane bateful piazza
  03/14/11
"how much does a polar bear weigh? enough to break the...
Thriller space
  03/14/11
It is 1993?
Shaky theatre
  03/14/11
Just lie and tell them youre in med school. After that just ...
Histrionic set
  03/14/11
...
impertinent indirect expression
  03/14/11
Introduce yourself with a "Hi..." exchange your na...
vibrant ivory casino mad cow disease
  03/14/11
the toughest thing is how to deal with one-word answers and ...
Thriller space
  03/14/11
Go to :28 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5BC9g9dbdlA
fluffy kink-friendly trailer park laser beams
  03/14/11
man, having a plan or a line in mine seems doomed for failur...
hairraiser temple psychic
  03/14/11
Did you even read my poast?
Shaky theatre
  03/14/11
yeah, i really liked it, excellent examples all. but by the ...
hairraiser temple psychic
  03/14/11
Combo of cuff and script. I have a boatload of lines which i...
Shaky theatre
  03/14/11
i liked that one you had "do you mind if I hit on you f...
Thriller space
  03/14/11
Man ty for reporting back. I forgot all about that. Its disa...
Shaky theatre
  03/14/11
but then again your post is potentially helpful, and mine is...
hairraiser temple psychic
  03/14/11
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=saFNtIZdiiI
Carmine bipolar box office
  03/14/11
be fun. that's it. 99% of girls at a bar are bored. then...
Multi-colored sanctuary police squad
  03/14/11
100% agreed with your first line. Most people who go to a b...
twinkling beady-eyed dopamine shitlib
  03/14/11
How do you feel about my initial poast itt? You're not reall...
Shaky theatre
  03/14/11
The problem with asking how someone's night is going is that...
twinkling beady-eyed dopamine shitlib
  03/14/11
how's your night going = "i dont have anything interest...
Thriller space
  03/14/11
Thursday will be fucking awesome. March is my favorite mont...
twinkling beady-eyed dopamine shitlib
  03/14/11
Lots of drunk girls with lowered standards and college bball...
Thriller space
  03/14/11
Credited.
Shaky theatre
  03/14/11
girls aren't bored; there's always something to gossip with ...
Thriller space
  03/14/11
it helps to just get used to being friendly and talking to s...
Pontificating resort gay wizard
  03/14/11
cr
Curious area keepsake machete
  03/14/11
you should still be playing beirut with dumb asian slores
Pontificating resort gay wizard
  03/14/11
"hey I'm ____, wanna throw some balls with me?"
autistic underhanded den
  03/14/11
strike up convos with girls on justin.tv
Emerald exhilarant mother giraffe
  03/14/11
cr
Blathering school
  03/14/11
hey...ummm....what the fuck is up?
Soul-stirring smoky crackhouse
  03/14/11
thoughts on bodily fluid exchange?
glittery potus school cafeteria
  03/14/11
"I was thinking about wearing those heels too but it di...
razzle deep fortuitous meteor state
  03/14/11
Usually start off with a hello. Compliment them with a subtl...
zippy parlour
  03/14/11


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Date: March 14th, 2011 12:21 AM
Author: insane bateful piazza

At the age of 24, I've finally started approaching women. For the most part they've seemed receptive, but the problem is I don't know what the fuck to say to them when I start talking to them. I end up saying stupid shit like "how's your night going?" I need help concealing the undeniable fact that I am boring as fuckkkk

EDIT: This has nothing to do with the OP, but I just remembered a lulzy thing that happened last night at the bar. My buddy and I were getting drinks and looking towards two girls, trying to work up balls to approach. An intense looking dood approaches me and taps me on the shoulder. I turn to him, and he says in a THICK RUSSIAN ACCENT "do these women belong to you?" I thought about it for a second, and then said no. He said "thank you" and walked away. He looked and sounded like Sergei from Season 2 of the Wire.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1587991&forum_id=2#17503044)



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Date: March 14th, 2011 12:26 AM
Author: arousing slimy stage

too bad you're not a HBS bro.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1587991&forum_id=2#17503102)



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Date: March 14th, 2011 12:29 AM
Author: insane bateful piazza

I thought it was BOOTH now. Fuck, I can't even keep track of which business school bros are styling on me anymore

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1587991&forum_id=2#17503137)



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Date: March 14th, 2011 1:51 AM
Author: Spectacular cumskin electric furnace

LOL @ "how's your night going?"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1587991&forum_id=2#17504002)



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Date: March 14th, 2011 12:24 AM
Author: autistic underhanded den

drop some family guy quotes and then some arrested development quotes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1587991&forum_id=2#17503074)



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Date: March 14th, 2011 12:25 AM
Author: salmon laughsome house sound barrier

before you buy them a drink, ask whether they'll fuck you. then, after they say yes, get them to talk about themselves and pretend to be fascinated. the second step makes the sex better

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1587991&forum_id=2#17503091)



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Date: March 14th, 2011 12:27 AM
Author: Shaky theatre

"Hey man, do you even like jet skiing at all? No I don't own one bit there fun as FUCK right? God I'm fucking SICK of the Doors. Yeah, I know this is Zeppelin but I'm just saying. Hey holy shit what are you even drinking man? Hey I'm going to go say hi to my bro Richard ill see you later dawg. By the way, names rascal. Well ill see you in the future, bro."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1587991&forum_id=2#17503108)



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Date: March 14th, 2011 12:50 AM
Author: green painfully honest national security agency

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1587991&forum_id=2#17503367)



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Date: March 14th, 2011 2:07 AM
Author: Emerald exhilarant mother giraffe

stfu

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1587991&forum_id=2#17504072)



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Date: March 14th, 2011 2:09 AM
Author: Shaky theatre

171

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1587991&forum_id=2#17504083)



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Date: March 14th, 2011 12:28 AM
Author: Unhinged titillating ticket booth goyim

"Aren't iPods crazy?"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1587991&forum_id=2#17503121)



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Date: March 14th, 2011 12:28 AM
Author: autistic underhanded den

but seriously, this seems lame but I think "do you come here often?" has potential as a conversation starter

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1587991&forum_id=2#17503123)



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Date: March 14th, 2011 12:30 AM
Author: Shaky theatre

Man, see above. You want them to think you're interesting or at least intriguing. Not every other assfuck around.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1587991&forum_id=2#17503144)



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Date: March 14th, 2011 12:32 AM
Author: insane bateful piazza

Yeah man, exactly. My looks are right at the threshold where they don't ding me immediately, but they're not solid enough to take me far. I need some kind of card up my sleeve.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1587991&forum_id=2#17503164)



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Date: March 14th, 2011 12:34 AM
Author: Shaky theatre

"Hey you and your friends look pretty tough man...who would win in an arm wrestling round robin?"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1587991&forum_id=2#17503185)



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Date: March 14th, 2011 12:58 AM
Author: bespoke institution main people

I actually think challenging a girl to an arm-wrestling match is not a bad strategy. It could get her to drop her guard a little, make her laugh, and if she actually agrees you are now touching her, which sounds like it's probably one of those things from one of those bullshit books.

If not arm-wrestling, some other kind of challenge I think could work. Like some sort of game or other.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1587991&forum_id=2#17503488)



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Date: March 14th, 2011 1:03 AM
Author: Shaky theatre

I got my current gf off okc by saying I'd like to see her and her friend arm wrestle (friend was mentioned in the profile ). I then arm wrestled and beat several bros at the party we went to at the end of our date. I was very humble about beating them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1587991&forum_id=2#17503548)



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Date: March 14th, 2011 2:46 AM
Author: Stirring godawful stain indian lodge

what if you lose though? how fucking humiliating would that be

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1587991&forum_id=2#17504329)



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Date: March 14th, 2011 12:34 AM
Author: arousing slimy stage

this is where a prestigious pedigree like HBS can go a long fucking way

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1587991&forum_id=2#17503189)



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Date: March 14th, 2011 12:35 AM
Author: Shaky theatre

Enjoy getting cucked by a short slick faggot like me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1587991&forum_id=2#17503212)



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Date: March 14th, 2011 12:37 AM
Author: Thriller space

it's true that going to a very prestigious school gives you a douchey fallback of "Harvard, actually"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1587991&forum_id=2#17503222)



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Date: March 14th, 2011 12:39 AM
Author: insane bateful piazza

But after you finish smugly grinning, you still have to say something witty at some point, right?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1587991&forum_id=2#17503250)



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Date: March 14th, 2011 12:53 AM
Author: Thriller space

at least if she disses you you can act like you were too good for her anyway. after all, you go to Harvard.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1587991&forum_id=2#17503427)



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Date: March 14th, 2011 12:39 AM
Author: arousing slimy stage

lol. HBS bros do very well with girls. u mad?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1587991&forum_id=2#17503255)



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Date: March 14th, 2011 12:40 AM
Author: autistic underhanded den

maybe but you can't be too weird about it

anyway, I have a gf and haven't really used my game since college so yeah I don't know shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1587991&forum_id=2#17503265)



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Date: March 14th, 2011 12:42 AM
Author: Shaky theatre

Be weird, but make clear via demeanor that you're just enjoying self and not desperately and explicitly trying to pick up bishes. Leave that implicit for a few minutes until you do some kino.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1587991&forum_id=2#17503283)



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Date: March 14th, 2011 12:28 AM
Author: big brunch french chef

girls like talking about inane bullshit about themselves. Just keep the convo on them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1587991&forum_id=2#17503129)



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Date: March 14th, 2011 12:41 AM
Author: misanthropic stead juggernaut

no shit.

i ask my gf one innocuous question and she gives me a 10 minute monologue until i put on my headphones and resume megapoasting

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1587991&forum_id=2#17503278)



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Date: March 14th, 2011 4:18 AM
Author: gay death wish

180 imagery, here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1587991&forum_id=2#17504644)



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Date: March 14th, 2011 8:41 AM
Author: thirsty jewess



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1587991&forum_id=2#17504881)



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Date: March 14th, 2011 12:41 AM
Author: twinkling beady-eyed dopamine shitlib

Honestly, this. It's like that South Park episode where Jimmy is on that date with Bebe and Cartman is telling him to just repeat the last sentence of everything she says.

But I'd say that the same goes for women, or general interactions. You get people to like you if you can make them feel important. It's one of those How To Win Friends and Influence People tips.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1587991&forum_id=2#17503280)



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Date: March 14th, 2011 1:02 AM
Author: insane bateful piazza

Yeah, I definitely try to do this on dates. But at bars I feel like you have to move a little quicker, so there's not time to just let her blab about some bullshit for 20 minutes. Maybe I'm wrong though; I'll give this a try

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1587991&forum_id=2#17503537)



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Date: March 14th, 2011 12:38 AM
Author: violent pisswyrm codepig

"is lettuce faggot?"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1587991&forum_id=2#17503240)



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Date: March 14th, 2011 12:40 AM
Author: Boyish Business Firm Karate

"hey"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1587991&forum_id=2#17503269)



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Date: March 14th, 2011 12:42 AM
Author: Infuriating razzle-dazzle faggotry

haha, seriously. this is all it takes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1587991&forum_id=2#17503284)



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Date: March 14th, 2011 12:44 AM
Author: Shaky theatre

It works. Certainly better than some awkward line IF you can work it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1587991&forum_id=2#17503310)



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Date: March 14th, 2011 12:56 AM
Author: Boyish Business Firm Karate

im too deadpan to be able to sell a line, its all that works for me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1587991&forum_id=2#17503465)



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Date: March 14th, 2011 1:04 AM
Author: Shaky theatre

Word. I deadpan everything, which is all the better because I specialize in absurd lines.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1587991&forum_id=2#17503565)



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Date: March 14th, 2011 12:50 AM
Author: autistic underhanded den

i think OP was wondering what to do after this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1587991&forum_id=2#17503368)



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Date: March 14th, 2011 12:55 AM
Author: Boyish Business Firm Karate

have a normal conversation, just go with the flow.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1587991&forum_id=2#17503452)



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Date: March 14th, 2011 12:42 AM
Author: Curious area keepsake machete

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7NGggshaTwE not like this (me)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1587991&forum_id=2#17503288)



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Date: March 14th, 2011 12:46 AM
Author: Carmine bipolar box office

Hi, can I buy you several drinks?



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1587991&forum_id=2#17503328)



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Date: May 20th, 2011 8:23 PM
Author: Floppy Genital Piercing Water Buffalo

hahahaha

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1587991&forum_id=2#18052898)



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Date: March 14th, 2011 12:47 AM
Author: Carmine bipolar box office

You might as well come home with me because I'm going to tell everyone you did anyway.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1587991&forum_id=2#17503332)



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Date: March 14th, 2011 12:55 AM
Author: Thriller space

willuse

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1587991&forum_id=2#17503453)



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Date: March 14th, 2011 12:48 AM
Author: Talking bearded corner

go to coffee shops and feign reading the paper. strike up conversations with randoms. better yet, bring a dog and keep it outside with you while you enjoy a coffee.

girls are too guarded at bars/clubs.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1587991&forum_id=2#17503351)



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Date: March 14th, 2011 12:50 AM
Author: autistic underhanded den

true

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1587991&forum_id=2#17503381)



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Date: March 14th, 2011 12:56 AM
Author: Carmine bipolar box office

"girls are to guarded at bars/clubs"

what planet do you live on? 90% of girls are at a bar or club looking to get some dick. fact of life bro.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1587991&forum_id=2#17503469)



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Date: March 14th, 2011 1:01 AM
Author: Thriller space

"90% of girls are at a bar or club looking to get some dick."

dude, no.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1587991&forum_id=2#17503517)



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Date: March 14th, 2011 1:03 AM
Author: Carmine bipolar box office

lol either you are flame or you dont live on planet earth.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1587991&forum_id=2#17503557)



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Date: March 14th, 2011 1:10 AM
Author: Thriller space

plenty of girls are just out to hang with their friends and be cockteases. Maybe 50% are open to meeting guys on any particular night.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1587991&forum_id=2#17503644)



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Date: March 14th, 2011 1:14 AM
Author: twinkling beady-eyed dopamine shitlib

Bullshit.

Girls who go to clubs and bars are open to meeting guys THAT THEY ARE INTERESTED IN. If you approach them and they give you the impression that they're just there to hang out with their friends, that means THEY DO NOT WANT TO TALK TO YOU, not that they don't want to talk to guys in general.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1587991&forum_id=2#17503703)



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Date: March 14th, 2011 1:15 AM
Author: Carmine bipolar box office

titcr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1587991&forum_id=2#17503712)



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Date: March 14th, 2011 1:15 AM
Author: misanthropic stead juggernaut

do you want to hang out and watch agot tHBOs?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1587991&forum_id=2#17503718)



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Date: March 14th, 2011 1:17 AM
Author: Infuriating razzle-dazzle faggotry

DING DING DING DING we have a winnar!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1587991&forum_id=2#17503738)



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Date: March 14th, 2011 1:32 AM
Author: Thriller space

Wrong. 50% of girls out on any given night are not really interested in flirting with any guys.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1587991&forum_id=2#17503886)



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Date: March 14th, 2011 1:39 AM
Author: twinkling beady-eyed dopamine shitlib

A few things might be happening here. You could be going to the wrong bars. If the bar is a lounge-y place where people are sticking to their groups and sitting apart from one another, it might not be a good idea to approach random people. You might also be running into the after-work crowd where people are with their co-workers (and would feel uncomfortable flirting), or are trying to help a girlfriend through a bad breakup or otherwise having a personal conversation at a bar.

But 90% of the time, girls will be open to being approached by DESIRABLE men, and if they have their bitch sheilds up it's because THEY ARE NOT INTERESTED IN YOU. You are the rule, not the exception.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1587991&forum_id=2#17503937)



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Date: March 14th, 2011 1:42 AM
Author: Thriller space

what % of men you and your friends meet in bars would you describe as DESIRABLE men, in NYC if possible



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1587991&forum_id=2#17503962)



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Date: March 14th, 2011 1:58 AM
Author: twinkling beady-eyed dopamine shitlib

About 20% at most, but what I consider desirable might not be what someone else considers desirable. You have to account for different tastes. If 4 girls go out to a bar and they all have different types, there's a pretty decent chance that you'll fall into one of those types if you're of above average looks and not a complete creep about things.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1587991&forum_id=2#17504020)



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Date: March 14th, 2011 2:00 AM
Author: Thriller space

if it's 20% at most, and people who go to bars in the first place are a self-selecting group, that proves my point.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1587991&forum_id=2#17504031)



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Date: March 14th, 2011 1:40 AM
Author: Carmine bipolar box office

dood, im sorry but you are simply wrong.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1587991&forum_id=2#17503944)



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Date: March 14th, 2011 1:42 AM
Author: hairraiser temple psychic

man, i feel like it would be tougher at a coffee shop. i've met girls at coffee shops and similar sober situations, but i feel like they're much more guarded there. i sure as fuck am. if i'm at a bar i'm there to be social. if i'm at a coffee shop chances are i'd rather just read my book and enjoy my beverage without being yammered at.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1587991&forum_id=2#17503964)



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Date: March 14th, 2011 1:44 AM
Author: Thriller space

i think moreso it's just easier to talk if you've had a few drinks

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1587991&forum_id=2#17503974)



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Date: March 14th, 2011 1:46 AM
Author: hairraiser temple psychic

well yeah, that doesn't hurt, but i think it's the idea that you've come there to have a couple drinks and you are in that mindset. even if someone has just gotten to the bar wihtout first having a drop of alcohol, they're still more likely to be receptive to approaches from strangers.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1587991&forum_id=2#17503984)



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Date: March 14th, 2011 1:51 AM
Author: Thriller space

The weird thing is I always hear of supermarket pickups. I can't understand this because everyoen's so busy. But I do plan at some point to do the Eric Stratton line.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1587991&forum_id=2#17504001)



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Date: March 14th, 2011 1:53 AM
Author: hairraiser temple psychic

i've actually done this, but i can't for the life of me remember how. could it have been something as stupid as approving of her breakfast cereal?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1587991&forum_id=2#17504008)



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Date: March 14th, 2011 2:12 AM
Author: autistic underhanded den

"FiberOne, eh?"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1587991&forum_id=2#17504109)



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Date: March 14th, 2011 12:48 AM
Author: Carmine bipolar box office

Hi! Does your husband/boyfriend work nights?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1587991&forum_id=2#17503354)



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Date: March 14th, 2011 1:06 AM
Author: twinkling beady-eyed dopamine shitlib

"Do you like Phil Collins?"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1587991&forum_id=2#17503601)



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Date: March 14th, 2011 1:10 AM
Author: Carmine bipolar box office

yes. i do. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i0MXu6XjVgs

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1587991&forum_id=2#17503642)



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Date: March 14th, 2011 1:17 AM
Author: Shaky theatre

A solid move.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1587991&forum_id=2#17503733)



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Date: March 14th, 2011 1:29 AM
Author: insane bateful piazza

Thanks for the tips doods. Solid work in this thread.

BUMP for the OP edit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1587991&forum_id=2#17503865)



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Date: March 14th, 2011 1:33 AM
Author: Thriller space

"how much does a polar bear weigh? enough to break the ice"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1587991&forum_id=2#17503891)



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Date: March 14th, 2011 1:35 AM
Author: Shaky theatre

It is 1993?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1587991&forum_id=2#17503905)



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Date: March 14th, 2011 1:35 AM
Author: Histrionic set

Just lie and tell them youre in med school. After that just have a normal convo about random shit. The med school thing seals the deal from the start.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1587991&forum_id=2#17503907)



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Date: March 14th, 2011 1:36 AM
Author: impertinent indirect expression



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1587991&forum_id=2#17503913)



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Date: March 14th, 2011 1:37 AM
Author: vibrant ivory casino mad cow disease

Introduce yourself with a "Hi..." exchange your names, small talk etc. Watch her body language and keep talking if it seems she's into it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1587991&forum_id=2#17503922)



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Date: March 14th, 2011 1:40 AM
Author: Thriller space

the toughest thing is how to deal with one-word answers and such when she's obviously not into it. when she is into is, she cooperates and it flows.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1587991&forum_id=2#17503942)



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Date: March 14th, 2011 1:37 AM
Author: fluffy kink-friendly trailer park laser beams

Go to :28

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5BC9g9dbdlA

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1587991&forum_id=2#17503923)



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Date: March 14th, 2011 1:38 AM
Author: hairraiser temple psychic

man, having a plan or a line in mine seems doomed for failure. it's all so situationally dependent.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1587991&forum_id=2#17503935)



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Date: March 14th, 2011 1:41 AM
Author: Shaky theatre

Did you even read my poast?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1587991&forum_id=2#17503949)



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Date: March 14th, 2011 1:44 AM
Author: hairraiser temple psychic

yeah, i really liked it, excellent examples all. but by the way you spew those out it seems like they're either actually off the cuff or at least feel off the cuff. i feel like most people are thinking about coming up with some sort of script.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1587991&forum_id=2#17503977)



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Date: March 14th, 2011 2:07 AM
Author: Shaky theatre

Combo of cuff and script. I have a boatload of lines which is why I don't mind blasting some on xo. Nothing wrong with having something set up just be able to freestyle it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1587991&forum_id=2#17504074)



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Date: March 14th, 2011 1:45 AM
Author: Thriller space

i liked that one you had "do you mind if I hit on you for a few minutes" or something

i used it a couple times with some success

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1587991&forum_id=2#17503980)



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Date: March 14th, 2011 2:03 AM
Author: Shaky theatre

Man ty for reporting back. I forgot all about that. Its disarming if you do it in a joking non creep way.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1587991&forum_id=2#17504043)



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Date: March 14th, 2011 1:48 AM
Author: hairraiser temple psychic

but then again your post is potentially helpful, and mine isn't so i guess i should feel bad for not giving back to the community.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1587991&forum_id=2#17503989)



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Date: March 14th, 2011 1:41 AM
Author: Carmine bipolar box office

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=saFNtIZdiiI

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1587991&forum_id=2#17503954)



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Date: March 14th, 2011 1:48 AM
Author: Multi-colored sanctuary police squad

be fun. that's it. 99% of girls at a bar are bored.

then take care of logistics and push the interaction forward.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1587991&forum_id=2#17503991)



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Date: March 14th, 2011 1:59 AM
Author: twinkling beady-eyed dopamine shitlib

100% agreed with your first line. Most people who go to a bar are bored, especially if they're not drunk yet. They're sitting around basically waiting to meet interesting people.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1587991&forum_id=2#17504026)



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Date: March 14th, 2011 2:05 AM
Author: Shaky theatre

How do you feel about my initial poast itt? You're not really my target, but I'm curious how you might respond. Assume good enough looks to not get auto dinged.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1587991&forum_id=2#17504064)



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Date: March 14th, 2011 2:29 AM
Author: twinkling beady-eyed dopamine shitlib

The problem with asking how someone's night is going is that unless it's a major party night (St Patrick's Day, Halloween, NYE and so on) that person might be hard pressed to come up with a response longer than a couple of words. It's like the interview question "So tell me a bit about yourself".

"How's your night going" also seems like one of those questions that you feel compelled to say "Great!" to while you nod your head and give a perky smile, even if your night is kind of sucking.

I guess I don't really remember the lines that have worked on me before because they didn't sound like lines.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1587991&forum_id=2#17504224)



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Date: March 14th, 2011 2:35 AM
Author: Thriller space

how's your night going = "i dont have anything interesting to say"

as an aside, Thursday should be an unbelievable day/night, with St patty's, March madness, and nice weather.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1587991&forum_id=2#17504262)



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Date: March 14th, 2011 2:38 AM
Author: twinkling beady-eyed dopamine shitlib

Thursday will be fucking awesome. March is my favorite month. St. Patrick's Day (a holiday devoted to the glorification of the drinking experience) and March Madness are two of my favorite things EVAR.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1587991&forum_id=2#17504287)



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Date: March 14th, 2011 2:44 AM
Author: Thriller space

Lots of drunk girls with lowered standards and college bball is an amazing combo. I must agree. gotta get my work done for the week by Wed night.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1587991&forum_id=2#17504319)



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Date: March 14th, 2011 2:01 AM
Author: Shaky theatre

Credited.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1587991&forum_id=2#17504035)



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Date: March 14th, 2011 2:05 AM
Author: Thriller space

girls aren't bored; there's always something to gossip with their friends about

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1587991&forum_id=2#17504065)



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Date: March 14th, 2011 2:04 AM
Author: Pontificating resort gay wizard

it helps to just get used to being friendly and talking to strangers in general. be that dude who strikes up a convo in an elevator, waiting in line, etc. once you force yourself to do it a while it becomes a lot easier to talk to girls because they aren't girls any more, just people you talk to

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1587991&forum_id=2#17504049)



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Date: March 14th, 2011 2:08 AM
Author: Curious area keepsake machete

cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1587991&forum_id=2#17504080)



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Date: March 14th, 2011 2:11 AM
Author: Pontificating resort gay wizard

you should still be playing beirut with dumb asian slores

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1587991&forum_id=2#17504099)



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Date: March 14th, 2011 2:15 AM
Author: autistic underhanded den

"hey I'm ____, wanna throw some balls with me?"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1587991&forum_id=2#17504124)



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Date: March 14th, 2011 2:12 AM
Author: Emerald exhilarant mother giraffe

strike up convos with girls on justin.tv

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1587991&forum_id=2#17504108)



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Date: March 14th, 2011 8:08 AM
Author: Blathering school

cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1587991&forum_id=2#17504847)



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Date: March 14th, 2011 2:22 AM
Author: Soul-stirring smoky crackhouse

hey...ummm....what the fuck is up?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1587991&forum_id=2#17504179)



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Date: March 14th, 2011 3:22 AM
Author: glittery potus school cafeteria

thoughts on bodily fluid exchange?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1587991&forum_id=2#17504531)



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Date: March 14th, 2011 3:24 AM
Author: razzle deep fortuitous meteor state

"I was thinking about wearing those heels too but it didn't go well with my shirt"

Usually at least gets a laugh out of them

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1587991&forum_id=2#17504538)



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Date: March 14th, 2011 3:49 AM
Author: zippy parlour

Usually start off with a hello. Compliment them with a subtle jab. Then basically move straight to the bed.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1587991&forum_id=2#17504613)