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Date: March 14th, 2011 12:21 AM Author: insane bateful piazza
At the age of 24, I've finally started approaching women. For the most part they've seemed receptive, but the problem is I don't know what the fuck to say to them when I start talking to them. I end up saying stupid shit like "how's your night going?" I need help concealing the undeniable fact that I am boring as fuckkkk
EDIT: This has nothing to do with the OP, but I just remembered a lulzy thing that happened last night at the bar. My buddy and I were getting drinks and looking towards two girls, trying to work up balls to approach. An intense looking dood approaches me and taps me on the shoulder. I turn to him, and he says in a THICK RUSSIAN ACCENT "do these women belong to you?" I thought about it for a second, and then said no. He said "thank you" and walked away. He looked and sounded like Sergei from Season 2 of the Wire.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1587991&forum_id=2#17503044) |
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Date: March 14th, 2011 12:41 AM Author: misanthropic stead juggernaut
no shit.
i ask my gf one innocuous question and she gives me a 10 minute monologue until i put on my headphones and resume megapoasting
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1587991&forum_id=2#17503278) |
Date: March 14th, 2011 12:46 AM Author: Carmine bipolar box office
Hi, can I buy you several drinks?
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1587991&forum_id=2#17503328)
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Date: March 14th, 2011 12:47 AM Author: Carmine bipolar box office
You might as well come home with me because I'm going to tell everyone you did anyway.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1587991&forum_id=2#17503332)
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Date: March 14th, 2011 12:48 AM Author: Talking bearded corner
go to coffee shops and feign reading the paper. strike up conversations with randoms. better yet, bring a dog and keep it outside with you while you enjoy a coffee.
girls are too guarded at bars/clubs.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1587991&forum_id=2#17503351) |
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Date: March 14th, 2011 1:39 AM Author: twinkling beady-eyed dopamine shitlib
A few things might be happening here. You could be going to the wrong bars. If the bar is a lounge-y place where people are sticking to their groups and sitting apart from one another, it might not be a good idea to approach random people. You might also be running into the after-work crowd where people are with their co-workers (and would feel uncomfortable flirting), or are trying to help a girlfriend through a bad breakup or otherwise having a personal conversation at a bar.
But 90% of the time, girls will be open to being approached by DESIRABLE men, and if they have their bitch sheilds up it's because THEY ARE NOT INTERESTED IN YOU. You are the rule, not the exception.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1587991&forum_id=2#17503937)
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Date: March 14th, 2011 1:29 AM Author: insane bateful piazza
Thanks for the tips doods. Solid work in this thread.
BUMP for the OP edit
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1587991&forum_id=2#17503865) |
Date: March 14th, 2011 1:37 AM Author: fluffy kink-friendly trailer park laser beams
Go to :28
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5BC9g9dbdlA
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1587991&forum_id=2#17503923) |
Date: March 14th, 2011 1:48 AM Author: Multi-colored sanctuary police squad
be fun. that's it. 99% of girls at a bar are bored.
then take care of logistics and push the interaction forward.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1587991&forum_id=2#17503991) |
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Date: March 14th, 2011 2:29 AM Author: twinkling beady-eyed dopamine shitlib
The problem with asking how someone's night is going is that unless it's a major party night (St Patrick's Day, Halloween, NYE and so on) that person might be hard pressed to come up with a response longer than a couple of words. It's like the interview question "So tell me a bit about yourself".
"How's your night going" also seems like one of those questions that you feel compelled to say "Great!" to while you nod your head and give a perky smile, even if your night is kind of sucking.
I guess I don't really remember the lines that have worked on me before because they didn't sound like lines.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1587991&forum_id=2#17504224) |
Date: March 14th, 2011 3:24 AM Author: razzle deep fortuitous meteor state
"I was thinking about wearing those heels too but it didn't go well with my shirt"
Usually at least gets a laugh out of them
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1587991&forum_id=2#17504538) |
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