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Date: April 27th, 2011 12:29 PM Author: bossy aromatic sweet tailpipe nibblets We grab Libyan and Iraqi oil, instantly becoming one of the largest oil producing countries. We force OPEC to push its prices down and speed up production, accelerating supply and running the world out of oil by the end of the decade. Oil prices go down to $50 a barrel.
We use our free oil to pump the economy to astronomical growth of 8% CAGR for the next decade. Biglaw gets paid 200k base and Wall Street (including markets) are booming with 500k bonuses. Businesses grow at all levels and creates jobs for all as unemployment declines to 5%.
Meanwhile, oil profits are taxed and used by the government to develop new energy sources. The U.S. soon holds a monopoly on renewable energy technology and sells this at a huge profit to our allies. Our nation's trillion dollars in debt is easily paid off from oil and energy technology sales. Our enemies in the middle east quickly run out of energy sources and are left poor and broken, resulting in the end of the War on Terror as Al Queda is wiped out by the Israelis.
China is pwned in the next decade as it no longer has as much access to oil as the U.S., and with production sped up, as oil runs out China lacks the energy technology for its 1.5 billion citizens and its economy collapses on itself, prompting revolution and civil unrest which paves the way for a new democratic system (propped up and overseen by Taiwan and U.S. intervention).
Finally, libtards and dangerous minorities are sent to the gulags and/or deported.
Not much of a BAM! scenario so I guess the question is: what will you do with your comfortable life thanks to the Don? |
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Date: October 23rd, 2011 4:44 PM Author: angry space http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dgosi8Mp41Q (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1630199&forum_id=2#19227313) |
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Date: April 27th, 2011 12:35 PM Author: Opaque irradiated center national security agency Oil co's are already taxed close to 50%. You also have all those tax dollars with the sale of each gallon. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1630199&forum_id=2#17865870) |
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Date: April 27th, 2011 12:37 PM Author: bossy aromatic sweet tailpipe nibblets See: new energy technology in OP, which is what all this new wealth will allow us to do (as well as pay off our trillion dollar debt). (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1630199&forum_id=2#17865884) |
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Date: April 27th, 2011 12:43 PM Author: Coral mad cow disease Lol at OPEC listening to Trump! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1630199&forum_id=2#17865921) |
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Date: April 27th, 2011 12:48 PM Author: Opaque irradiated center national security agency Saudi Arabia stopped pumping extra oil to control price spikes. "opec" does listen to each other's production levels and since we used to have SA on our side we had a decent level of influence. I do not think SA likes Obama's approach in the middle east and they are preparing to be Mubarak'ed by Obama. IMO, that is why they cut production. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1630199&forum_id=2#17865965) |
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Date: April 27th, 2011 12:50 PM Author: bossy aromatic sweet tailpipe nibblets Iraq = part of OPEC After the Don takes over, US = part of OPEC US leads OPEC with military threats and undercutting everyone in the market OPEC becomes America's bitch
any questions? |
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Date: May 1st, 2011 4:45 PM Author: Orange kitchen coffee pot psa: taking resources from conquered countries is just a ludicrous, terrible idea that has never worked, and this needs to explanation. this is a retarded idea period. it is not even something we can consider. how could one be so stupid to consider something so ridiculous.
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Date: May 1st, 2011 5:48 PM Author: Lemon coiffed round eye gas station Greetings,
"deplete oil supply" "oil subsequently drops to historically low price" wat |
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Date: April 27th, 2011 1:01 PM Author: Appetizing cruise ship digit ratio Trump doesn't pull any punches. He's a retarded douche who isn't worthy of trust, but everyone knows this. That's why I like him. I know what I'm voting for. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1630199&forum_id=2#17866056) |
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Date: April 27th, 2011 1:03 PM Author: Curious incel mental disorder "grab" the oil with WHAT?
we don't HAVE A NATIONAL OIL COMPANY.
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Date: April 27th, 2011 1:10 PM Author: bossy aromatic sweet tailpipe nibblets You enslave the idiots already there (Iraqi/Libyans) and load the shit onto a tanker. It ain't hard bro. They already got all the equipment and labor set up.
Also we're gonna stop building stuff over there, it just keeps getting blown up. We should actually help to tear stuff down. That way no one can hide and everyone can easily be off'd by m14 sprays into the crowd. |
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Date: April 27th, 2011 1:14 PM Author: Curious incel mental disorder whose tankers? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1630199&forum_id=2#17866141) |
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Date: April 27th, 2011 6:07 PM Author: razzle theater stage kitty cat President Donald Trump told reporters today that Rosie O'Donnell was a "fucking degenerate" and that she was a "disgrace" to both the United States and the entertainment industry.
"This pathetic woman, what has she ever done? Her magazine was a joke," Trump said. "My daughter Ivanka has more talent in her little finger than Rosie has in her entire fat, disgusting body" he added.
Trump also downplayed rumors that additional troops would be sent to Russia.
http://cnn.com/NEWS/US/06/15/2014/trump.html |
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Date: April 28th, 2011 7:24 PM Author: Saffron heady bawdyhouse becky Finally, libtards and dangerous minorities are sent to the gulags and/or deported. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1630199&forum_id=2#17877368) |
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Date: April 29th, 2011 5:03 PM Author: soul-stirring national this was pretty funny (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1630199&forum_id=2#17884618) |
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Date: May 23rd, 2011 5:09 AM Author: Saffron heady bawdyhouse becky maybe it's the juxtaposition of "finally," that signpost ubiquitous in high-minded writing, against the neologism born of webchat cesspools, "libtard" (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1630199&forum_id=2#18068378) |
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Date: April 28th, 2011 8:28 PM Author: motley mauve dingle berry twinkling uncleanness More plausible scenario: Trump gets us into another quagmire, spends another trillion dollars, can't cut any programs at home to pay for it because he is hamstrung by that thing called "the democratic process" and because dems retake Congress in 2014, effectively stonewalling any major reforms, we continue to lose ground to China, and Trump loses in 2016.
Oh, and attempts to develop new alternative energy sources fail because of the massive influence of oil company lobbying money and America's fear of change. |
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Date: April 29th, 2011 5:02 PM Author: bossy aromatic sweet tailpipe nibblets In your scenario, the spending is more than offset than Iraq+Libyan oil which will elevate us back to post-cold War superpower status. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1630199&forum_id=2#17884610) |
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Date: May 1st, 2011 4:43 PM Author: blue passionate depressive sorta hard to produce oil when there is a war raging in the surrounding areas, and/or constant sabotage & bombings by the iraqis you employ to produce it (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1630199&forum_id=2#17898032) |
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Date: May 1st, 2011 5:03 PM Author: slate reading party Sounds like a job for good old 'Murican elbow grease. Get some good ole corn-fed Idaho boys down there and that oil'll be flowin' afore you know it. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1630199&forum_id=2#17898208) |
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Date: October 23rd, 2011 4:47 PM Author: angry space IIRC nuclear weapons were more than adequate to solve the Japanese "quagmire" in 1945.
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Date: April 29th, 2011 5:06 PM Author: wine startling alpha Mossad would take him out to prevent him from pissing off Iran who would nuke Tel Aviv (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1630199&forum_id=2#17884649) |
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Date: October 23rd, 2011 4:50 PM Author: angry space Reminder: Iran wouldn't get nukes, since the Trump Doctrine would give them a 48 hour ultimatum: 1) open your country to proctoscopic inspections for nuclear materials or 2) suffer a preemptive thermonuclear strike on all suspected weapons-sites. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1630199&forum_id=2#19227361) |
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Date: May 1st, 2011 4:51 PM Author: Vigorous Fortuitous Meteor a self-aggrandizing becombovered mediocre businessman who inherited a shitload of money gets elected president and everything suddenly becomes wonderful.
why? |
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Date: May 1st, 2011 5:38 PM Author: Mind-boggling Toilet Seat Someone didn't do well in his resource economics class. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1630199&forum_id=2#17898425) |
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Date: October 23rd, 2011 4:35 PM Author: Saffron heady bawdyhouse becky (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1630199&forum_id=2#19227259) |
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Date: October 23rd, 2011 4:49 PM Author: angry space NewsFlash: President Trump named his first cabinet pick today.
"I believe Michael Savage will make the perfect Attorney General," he said.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2ZDo4xbS0r4 |
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Date: January 6th, 2012 8:06 PM Author: Saffron heady bawdyhouse becky (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1630199&forum_id=2#19724608) |