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In this thread, let's collect the little things you've learn...
Dead hell love of her life
  05/15/11
Number 1: killself
Hairraiser abode
  05/15/11
...
Lime curious church building messiness
  05/24/11
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Snowy passionate nursing home reading party
  06/02/11
...
primrose free-loading theatre deer antler
  08/26/11
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orange mad-dog skullcap public bath
  11/11/11
...
Big Gaming Laptop
  07/14/11
foam roll
Tripping Box Office Antidepressant Drug
  11/08/11
Breathe out before taking a shot, and if using a chaser drin...
Dead hell love of her life
  05/15/11
are you a 17 year old girl? i don't understand how people wh...
swashbuckling gas station
  05/15/11
Hence the "if you're using a chaser". I don't, but...
Dead hell love of her life
  05/15/11
RAAAAAWR I AM SUCH A MAN!!!! DOING ANYTHING TO QUELL DISCOMF...
slap-happy orchid brunch
  05/15/11
I think its valid to think that withstanding discomfort make...
multi-colored quadroon senate
  05/23/11
rawr
contagious field old irish cottage
  08/07/11
If you're not a morning person, get the BLOOD FLOWING as soo...
autistic chapel
  05/15/11
ty. mornings are awful for me.
Dead hell love of her life
  05/15/11
drinking a cup of nasty low sodium V8 does the trick for me
hot disgusting stead
  05/15/11
V8 is delicious
Dead hell love of her life
  05/15/11
Key to no-wiper poops: moar fiber, lots of exercise, and don...
Stubborn space
  05/15/11
This tip needs further discussion.
beady-eyed claret persian property
  05/23/11
This is a topic on which much discussion should be had.
mind-boggling misunderstood station
  11/08/11
every morning after you wake up gargle with warm salt water ...
violent massive native knife
  05/15/11
lol
Motley flesh pistol
  05/15/11
lol tyft
Cerebral demanding business firm
  05/15/11
lol explain the salt water thing though
Dead hell love of her life
  05/15/11
...
excitant bawdyhouse
  05/15/11
198
Transparent histrionic principal's office
  05/23/11
...
erotic dragon sanctuary
  05/23/11
...
Motley flesh pistol
  07/14/11
lol
Rose lodge
  07/19/11
...
Motley flesh pistol
  08/07/11
...
Motley flesh pistol
  08/18/11
...
Motley flesh pistol
  11/08/11
Never let a girl know that you really like her.
swollen outnumbered corn cake
  05/15/11
lol
bonkers talking cumskin
  05/15/11
...
fear-inspiring laughsome stag film
  05/15/11
...
grizzly fiercely-loyal hairy legs
  05/15/11
...
Rose lodge
  07/19/11
stretch
Cracking Community Account
  05/15/11
Kill yourself sooner rather than later.
vivacious ocher office
  05/15/11
Don't second guess ur self ever.
fear-inspiring laughsome stag film
  05/15/11
credited, brother.
autistic chapel
  05/15/11
credited
Dead hell love of her life
  05/15/11
very credited. Your intuition is right, most of the time
hot disgusting stead
  05/15/11
lol no.
Cerebral demanding business firm
  05/15/11
potential to be a wonderful thread
dashing turdskin
  05/15/11
If you can can suck your own dick, do it no homo. If you can...
Costumed Feces
  05/15/11
When you move into a new place, make your bed up first thing...
charcoal death wish
  05/15/11
very cr advice
Pale narrow-minded doctorate
  06/02/11
...
titillating magenta school cafeteria bbw
  08/26/11
Whenever someone asks you to do something with them, always ...
Stubborn space
  05/15/11
likely credited (aspie recluse fuck)
Cerebral demanding business firm
  05/15/11
saying "no" to people due to social anxiety has be...
Stubborn space
  05/15/11
yeah, brother. This has been crucial to my prevailing over ...
autistic chapel
  05/15/11
fuck!
Cerebral demanding business firm
  05/15/11
tried and true, brother. tried and true. Hey what are you ...
autistic chapel
  05/15/11
This is definitely good advice. Protip: you have NO GOOD REA...
slap-happy orchid brunch
  05/15/11
hey brother want to go with me to your bank so that you can ...
Transparent histrionic principal's office
  05/23/11
Be honest.
swashbuckling gas station
  05/15/11
lol
Snowy passionate nursing home reading party
  05/23/11
Have a JoS. A. Bank suit for every occasion.
Marvelous Coral Newt Generalized Bond
  05/15/11
when washing undershirts, before putting them in the dryer d...
Cerebral demanding business firm
  05/15/11
tyty
Dead hell love of her life
  05/15/11
Chemerinsky. ALWAYS Chemerinsky.
odious theater
  05/15/11
no.
Cerebral demanding business firm
  05/15/11
so not credited
Mischievous Rigor
  05/15/11
y
odious theater
  05/15/11
aced conlaw without cracking Chemerinsky, albeit at a T2
lilac regret address
  05/23/11
Give serious credence to the advice of smart older people yo...
Diverse smoky travel guidebook
  05/15/11
The problem is that olds lived in a totally different world ...
Ruddy shrine
  05/15/11
not sure about this one man. that guy could be a total fagg...
Mischievous Rigor
  05/15/11
You're failing at following this advice already.
Diverse smoky travel guidebook
  05/15/11
advising that you implicitly follow the advice of someone el...
Mischievous Rigor
  05/15/11
Not at all. They grew up in a different world than we did, ...
hot disgusting stead
  05/15/11
I didn't say follow their advice. I said give serious creed...
Diverse smoky travel guidebook
  05/15/11
God no.
excitant bawdyhouse
  05/15/11
make sure you consider the source. my 50-year old secretary ...
wine soul-stirring hominid national
  05/16/11
Burger and fries for hangovers
awkward rehab coldplay fan
  05/15/11
for dudes: put in minimal skin care maintenance. moisturize...
Mischievous Rigor
  05/15/11
true
Amber headpube forum
  05/15/11
yes
Dead hell love of her life
  05/15/11
brother, i've always thought that skin care is humungous fla...
Fighting toilet seat pisswyrm
  05/23/11
cr, I'm 30 but people frequently think i am 22!
charismatic angry base foreskin
  06/02/11
(azn)
Brindle razzle immigrant crackhouse
  11/11/11
what is a good fish oil supplement?
primrose free-loading theatre deer antler
  08/26/11
When shampooing your hair, tilt your head backwards under th...
Dead hell love of her life
  05/15/11
why?
Motley flesh pistol
  05/15/11
much more pleasant and you don't have to squeeze your eyes c...
Dead hell love of her life
  05/15/11
One of the many subtle disadvantages to being tall as fuckkk...
autistic chapel
  05/15/11
Shower beers.
Dead hell love of her life
  05/15/11
This.
Diverse smoky travel guidebook
  05/15/11
just checking in to credit this response
Out-of-control new version
  05/15/11
fuck yeah
glassy gay wizard boistinker
  05/15/11
cr
startling cowardly temple
  05/23/11
men and women: don't be overly interested in gossip and stup...
Mischievous Rigor
  05/15/11
America would be a far less shitty place if this advice wasn...
autistic chapel
  05/15/11
fukkk yeah brother
bat shit crazy adulterous school ceo
  07/19/11
As a true blue Midwestern WASP, this is so credited.
bat-shit-crazy parlor mad cow disease
  11/08/11
less than 100g of carbs a day
Mischievous Rigor
  05/15/11
eat breakfast
Dead hell love of her life
  05/15/11
Don't waste time arguing with fools.
Unholy Chad
  05/15/11
This causes all of my girlfriends families to see me as aloo...
Diverse smoky travel guidebook
  05/15/11
...
grizzly fiercely-loyal hairy legs
  05/15/11
When you can, always do favors for other people.
Dead hell love of her life
  05/15/11
White vinegar is a great multipurpose household cleaner and ...
Dead hell love of her life
  05/15/11
This is actually true
purple locus
  05/16/11
always check craigslist or ebay first.
Cerebral demanding business firm
  05/15/11
CR
Irradiated juggernaut
  06/02/11
If you want to install a hanging shower caddy, buy some plas...
Dead hell love of her life
  05/15/11
ty
Provocative Theater Stage
  05/15/11
holy shit. tytyty
dun sick center digit ratio
  05/15/11
i know right? i always thought those things were TTT until m...
Dead hell love of her life
  05/15/11
I've been struggling with shower caddies for YEARS. This is...
dun sick center digit ratio
  05/15/11
lol to be honest it was this tip that made me think about st...
Dead hell love of her life
  05/15/11
tbf brother i hope you use my undershirt drying trick poaste...
Cerebral demanding business firm
  05/15/11
yup just told my gf who is doing laundry right now to start ...
Dead hell love of her life
  05/15/11
whoa, this actually solves a huge problem in my life
lilac regret address
  05/23/11
have at least 2-3 good, funny stories with definite beginnin...
Mischievous Rigor
  05/15/11
shit, this is a really good one that i don't have yet.
Dead hell love of her life
  05/15/11
This is a tremendous asset. I steal stories left and right.
Diverse smoky travel guidebook
  05/15/11
Very credited.
odious theater
  05/15/11
fuck I need to do this
slap-happy orchid brunch
  05/15/11
Maybe we could start a thread (or include it here) of legit ...
Irradiated juggernaut
  06/02/11
Never save anything for the swim back.
swollen outnumbered corn cake
  05/15/11
180 - Well done, sir
Irradiated juggernaut
  06/02/11
agree
Tantric bateful market
  11/08/11
...
sable nighttime corner
  07/19/11
Calculating tip: take the first number (so if dinner cost $5...
Dead hell love of her life
  05/15/11
Wholly shit, is this true? Math nerds CONFIRM!
offensive dark therapy haunted graveyard
  06/02/11
you are exactly the person who needs this tip
at-the-ready overrated locale cuckold
  07/15/11
I just move the decimal point over one spot then double, rou...
up-to-no-good striped hyena pocket flask
  11/08/11
never "one-up" people in casual conversations abou...
Mischievous Rigor
  05/15/11
this is good, too. don't try so hard socially in general.
Provocative Theater Stage
  05/15/11
...
slap-happy orchid brunch
  05/15/11
more generally: be good at listening to people.
up-to-no-good striped hyena pocket flask
  11/08/11
establish yourself at a local bar you like and be friends wi...
Mischievous Rigor
  05/15/11
Any advice on credited ways to establish yourself? Go durin...
autistic chapel
  05/15/11
depends, but generally just what you said. go a lot, be coo...
Mischievous Rigor
  05/15/11
ty, FRIEND. This is solid.
autistic chapel
  05/15/11
If a bartender hooks you up make sure you're tipping 50 perc...
Diverse smoky travel guidebook
  05/15/11
this.
sapphire wonderful degenerate
  05/15/11
definitely. i always tip like 40-50% on any tab under $20, ...
Mischievous Rigor
  05/15/11
Super credited. There's one bartender in particular who wil...
Diverse smoky travel guidebook
  05/15/11
they wouldn't be asking for feedback if they knew it was 180...
sapphire wonderful degenerate
  05/15/11
Yeah, that was exactly my point. When you're on a date and ...
Diverse smoky travel guidebook
  05/15/11
if you are late on a credit card payment and get hit with a ...
Cerebral demanding business firm
  05/15/11
remember to tip 25% or more on engagement rings, otherwise y...
hot disgusting stead
  05/15/11
gtfo
Dead hell love of her life
  05/15/11
o, u mad?
hot disgusting stead
  05/15/11
lololololol
Diverse smoky travel guidebook
  05/15/11
stfu
Brindle razzle immigrant crackhouse
  11/11/11
if you're not >6'1, don't even bother trying. Get used t...
hot disgusting stead
  05/15/11
stop fucking up the thread
Dead hell love of her life
  05/15/11
it's true, brah
hot disgusting stead
  05/15/11
when discussing travel, never do the "have you been X p...
Mischievous Rigor
  05/15/11
You know shit's going down when two people who went to diffe...
slap-happy orchid brunch
  05/16/11
Greetings, This should be simplified to just "don't ...
concupiscible soggy lettuce
  11/08/11
never say anything bad about anyone unless you absolutely ha...
maroon location
  05/15/11
this is good
Dead hell love of her life
  05/15/11
credited
Mischievous Rigor
  05/15/11
yup
hot disgusting stead
  05/15/11
Co-sign.
odious theater
  05/15/11
buy shit like undershirts and socks at target, costco, etc. ...
Mischievous Rigor
  05/15/11
titmfcp
Cerebral demanding business firm
  05/15/11
target's mossimo t-shirts are credited as fuck
slap-happy orchid brunch
  05/16/11
those shirts are prone to bacon neck
Transparent histrionic principal's office
  05/23/11
Wal-Mart, FTW!
beady-eyed claret persian property
  05/23/11
do not buy cables or other a/v accessories at Best Buy (or a...
Dead hell love of her life
  05/15/11
monoprice.com bookmark it.
exciting nubile lay
  05/23/11
eBay for the cables and shit. Fries Electronics or MicroC...
beady-eyed claret persian property
  05/23/11
never, ever complain casually about stupid shit like being t...
Mischievous Rigor
  05/15/11
Usually this question is a request for something entertainin...
beady-eyed claret persian property
  05/23/11
some people don't understand this and clamor for any chance ...
Mischievous Rigor
  05/23/11
Listen to your gut. In any situation, don't try to rational...
hot disgusting stead
  05/15/11
Not credited. Depends entirely on the person. Some people ar...
Amber headpube forum
  05/15/11
I'm not so sure about this. The natural pussies will be the...
hot disgusting stead
  05/15/11
Tim Salmon ladies and gentlemen!! He's got 99 problems but a...
Cracking Community Account
  05/15/11
If I went with my gut, I would never go outside.
slap-happy orchid brunch
  05/16/11
train your gut with your mind when you dont like something a...
Pearl Church
  05/16/11
daily facebook updates are a sad thing. multiple updates/mo...
Mischievous Rigor
  05/15/11
protip for men: women are all fucking crazy. Their brains o...
hot disgusting stead
  05/15/11
...
Milky ungodly fanboi
  11/11/11
learn how to cook five things that you really like, just the...
Mischievous Rigor
  05/15/11
this sounds like a good idea.
boyish double fault half-breed
  05/15/11
try to limit the number of girls you get pregnant
Galvanic scourge upon the earth
  05/15/11
ALWAYS fucking credited.
beady-eyed claret persian property
  05/23/11
For guys: Pay attention to your own personal body language. ...
hot disgusting stead
  05/15/11
Go on....
talented set
  05/15/11
don't be hunched over, stand up straight, eye contact, walk ...
hot disgusting stead
  05/15/11
sounds like someone has been taking lessons from J.T. Tran
violent massive native knife
  05/15/11
this is common sense, but not everyone is aware of it
hot disgusting stead
  05/15/11
You have to "appear" confident. Even if you don't ...
beady-eyed claret persian property
  05/23/11
the clit.
sapphire wonderful degenerate
  05/15/11
its been a few hours, safe to say this is underrated.
Out-of-control new version
  05/15/11
For the aspies, please discuss the appropriate way to approa...
beady-eyed claret persian property
  05/23/11
unless it's a close friend's place, never be one of the last...
Mischievous Rigor
  05/15/11
Credited if you're having a 165 time, but if you and the own...
Diverse smoky travel guidebook
  05/15/11
for sure, there are times when it's cool or if you're defini...
Mischievous Rigor
  05/15/11
just tell her she looks great, even if you don't give a shit...
Mischievous Rigor
  05/15/11
Stand up straight when walking and standing. Don't look upti...
Marvelous Coral Newt Generalized Bond
  05/15/11
occasionally clasp your hands behind your back Napoleon styl...
Galvanic scourge upon the earth
  05/15/11
ALPHA
hot disgusting stead
  05/15/11
That's a good idea! I never thought of that.
Marvelous Coral Newt Generalized Bond
  05/15/11
don't constantly snack. it's perfectly natural and healthy ...
Mischievous Rigor
  05/15/11
wtf this is bad advice. If you're snacking on something hea...
hot disgusting stead
  05/15/11
This is the credited advice if you sub almonds for peanuts.
Diverse smoky travel guidebook
  05/15/11
also: this snacking on peanuts bullshit is flame. they're pr...
Vibrant Salmon Main People Area
  05/15/11
alright peanuts are a bad example but you get my point. 2 s...
hot disgusting stead
  05/15/11
all nuts are if eaten in excess - high caloric density. sna...
Mischievous Rigor
  05/15/11
hey man i'm on your side, man up and be hungry for a while b...
Vibrant Salmon Main People Area
  05/15/11
i wasn't disagreeing with you brother, sorry if it came off ...
Mischievous Rigor
  05/15/11
not at all brother, you're poasting good advice in here. ...
Vibrant Salmon Main People Area
  05/15/11
mindlessly snacking is dumb, brother. eat solid, healthy me...
Mischievous Rigor
  05/15/11
i agree with this one. there's studies that show hunger make...
Vibrant Salmon Main People Area
  05/15/11
Don't fucking go to law school
Cracking Community Account
  05/15/11
Aspieness gets poked fun at on XOXO, but it can seriously fu...
hot disgusting stead
  05/15/11
This is credited, but how does one go about being less stand...
bat-shit-crazy parlor mad cow disease
  11/08/11
take the stairs, whenever you can. if it's under 10 floors ...
Mischievous Rigor
  05/15/11
Most people will never ever care about your accomplishments,...
hot disgusting stead
  05/15/11
very credited.
Mischievous Rigor
  05/15/11
(estrada)
Motley flesh pistol
  05/15/11
wrong. it's about delivery. interesting people generally hav...
Tantric bateful market
  11/08/11
Greetings, titcr Aspies just like the blanket rule "...
concupiscible soggy lettuce
  11/08/11
Don't buy a new car every two years. Keep it well maintained...
Ivory Hilarious Skinny Woman
  05/15/11
Work on your handshake. Men and women. It should be firm (...
heady state puppy
  05/15/11
motherfuckers with crushing handshakes are ANNOYING AS FUK
Cerebral demanding business firm
  05/15/11
One of my subordinates is a weight lifter and former semi-pr...
heady state puppy
  05/15/11
Adrian Peterson has the strongest handshake in the NFL. Shoo...
Ivory Hilarious Skinny Woman
  05/15/11
I've gotten drunk with Jared Allen a few times. He's one of...
heady state puppy
  05/15/11
DESCRIBE
Cerebral demanding business firm
  05/15/11
Don't want to out myself. Conclusory summary: He's a sarca...
heady state puppy
  05/15/11
that's not alpha then
hot disgusting stead
  05/15/11
this. beta of the worst kind
Underhanded Gunner Plaza
  05/15/11
yeah, a real man doesn't stand up for himself and fight back...
Tantric bateful market
  11/08/11
credited, but if men haven't picked this up by 21 or so, the...
Mischievous Rigor
  05/15/11
Maybe. Failure at this is probably corollated with failure ...
heady state puppy
  05/15/11
erring on the side of too firm is better than the opposite t...
mentally impaired low-t meetinghouse mediation
  05/15/11
Right. But there's a fairly large spectrum between too weak...
heady state puppy
  05/15/11
agreed, and you should aim to be in that spectrum, but if so...
mentally impaired low-t meetinghouse mediation
  05/15/11
Greetings, And remember also that a man never initiates a...
concupiscible soggy lettuce
  11/08/11
learn how to carry the weight of a conversation with an awkw...
Mischievous Rigor
  05/15/11
Corollary: Be an active listener. Ask questions (without s...
heady state puppy
  05/15/11
all credited - everyone should be able to do this. i was ai...
Mischievous Rigor
  05/15/11
At the risk of sounding immodest, I'll just say, I'm pretty ...
Irradiated juggernaut
  06/02/11
Know where you are on the racial heiarchy. ALPHA Marathi In...
hot disgusting stead
  05/15/11
youre fuckin up the thread bro
Cerebral demanding business firm
  05/15/11
lol, don't encourage him brother. I think this was the firs...
autistic chapel
  05/15/11
I agree completely. Posts like these is why I continue t...
beady-eyed claret persian property
  05/23/11
don't put off till tomorrow what you can accomplish today
Cracking Community Account
  05/15/11
Counterpoint: You will never regret the work you didn't do t...
Diverse smoky travel guidebook
  05/16/11
Don't live your life according to broad generalizations
Cracking Community Account
  05/15/11
If you're attacking the thread here, of course not everythin...
hot disgusting stead
  05/15/11
R u stupid? That doesn't attack the thread at all.
fear-inspiring laughsome stag film
  05/15/11
Just Do It
Cracking Community Account
  05/15/11
actually credited. Just Fucking Do It is very good advice.
Dead hell love of her life
  05/15/11
learn about at least one or two areas of culture or art, and...
Mischievous Rigor
  05/15/11
ugh god. No one worth talking to gives a shit about art.
hot disgusting stead
  05/15/11
tcr
Self-centered Home Sex Offender
  05/15/11
titcr
Dead hell love of her life
  05/15/11
tmfcp
Cerebral demanding business firm
  05/15/11
there's a pretty wide gap between somebody who has an intere...
Mischievous Rigor
  05/15/11
lol!
grizzly fiercely-loyal hairy legs
  05/15/11
*is an indian programmer who sits in front of a computer for...
fragrant brilliant crotch pit
  05/15/11
cr
boyish double fault half-breed
  05/15/11
yep
Milky ungodly fanboi
  07/14/11
learn and understand the different jewish holidays and jewis...
Cracking Community Account
  05/15/11
CREDITED. If Wall Street takes off that day, it's important...
hot disgusting stead
  05/15/11
Wall Street doesn't close for any Jewish Holidays, but the J...
Ivory Hilarious Skinny Woman
  05/15/11
when you vacation, go where you really, really want to go. ...
Mischievous Rigor
  05/15/11
if you're a man, dress well (decent quality everything, good...
Mischievous Rigor
  05/15/11
randoms: read how to win friends and influence people: ht...
Self-centered Home Sex Offender
  05/15/11
i bought HTWFIP on xo's rec but havent gotten around to read...
Cerebral demanding business firm
  05/15/11
do it, faggot
Self-centered Home Sex Offender
  05/15/11
it's very worth it
Dead hell love of her life
  05/15/11
it's a slimeball approach to life if I remember correctly e...
Tantric bateful market
  11/08/11
If you're not circumsised, then you really need to consider ...
chestnut step-uncle's house
  05/15/11
awww hell nah brother
autistic chapel
  05/15/11
Get your cock cut. Seriously. And make sure to circumsise yo...
chestnut step-uncle's house
  05/15/11
...
odious theater
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Date: May 15th, 2011 4:11 PM
Author: Dead hell love of her life

In this thread, let's collect the little things you've learned that make life better. No broad advice like "don't go to law school" or "avoid debt", but more along the lines of "take fiber daily" or "eat a banana or drink a gatorade after a long night of drinking".

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1648142&forum_id=2#18010786)



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Date: May 15th, 2011 9:50 PM
Author: Hairraiser abode

Number 1: killself

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1648142&forum_id=2#18013958)



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Date: May 24th, 2011 3:31 PM
Author: Lime curious church building messiness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1648142&forum_id=2#18078589)



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Date: June 2nd, 2011 12:57 PM
Author: Snowy passionate nursing home reading party



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1648142&forum_id=2#18147019)



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Date: August 26th, 2011 12:35 PM
Author: primrose free-loading theatre deer antler



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1648142&forum_id=2#18839737)



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Date: November 11th, 2011 6:56 PM
Author: orange mad-dog skullcap public bath



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1648142&forum_id=2#19348151)



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Date: July 14th, 2011 8:33 PM
Author: Big Gaming Laptop



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1648142&forum_id=2#18507440)



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Date: November 8th, 2011 11:06 AM
Author: Tripping Box Office Antidepressant Drug

foam roll

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1648142&forum_id=2#19324325)



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Date: May 15th, 2011 4:12 PM
Author: Dead hell love of her life

Breathe out before taking a shot, and if using a chaser drink it before breathing back in.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1648142&forum_id=2#18010790)



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Date: May 15th, 2011 5:17 PM
Author: swashbuckling gas station

are you a 17 year old girl? i don't understand how people who graduated from college need chasers for almost any shot.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1648142&forum_id=2#18011274)



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Date: May 15th, 2011 5:32 PM
Author: Dead hell love of her life

Hence the "if you're using a chaser". I don't, but others do. The breathing out is still credited.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1648142&forum_id=2#18011399)



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Date: May 15th, 2011 9:45 PM
Author: slap-happy orchid brunch

RAAAAAWR I AM SUCH A MAN!!!! DOING ANYTHING TO QUELL DISCOMFORT MAKES YOU A BITCH!!!! RAAAAAAWR

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1648142&forum_id=2#18013887)



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Date: May 23rd, 2011 4:18 PM
Author: multi-colored quadroon senate

I think its valid to think that withstanding discomfort makes you stronger, and being stronger makes you more manly.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1648142&forum_id=2#18070911)



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Date: August 7th, 2011 1:44 AM
Author: contagious field old irish cottage

rawr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1648142&forum_id=2#18700097)



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Date: May 15th, 2011 4:16 PM
Author: autistic chapel

If you're not a morning person, get the BLOOD FLOWING as soon as possible after getting out of bed. This could mean walking your puppyd00d, going for a bike ride, or doing pushups until you drop. Just get that shit flowing at all costs.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1648142&forum_id=2#18010804)



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Date: May 15th, 2011 5:33 PM
Author: Dead hell love of her life

ty. mornings are awful for me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1648142&forum_id=2#18011413)



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Date: May 15th, 2011 5:45 PM
Author: hot disgusting stead

drinking a cup of nasty low sodium V8 does the trick for me

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1648142&forum_id=2#18011537)



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Date: May 15th, 2011 5:46 PM
Author: Dead hell love of her life

V8 is delicious

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1648142&forum_id=2#18011544)



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Date: May 15th, 2011 4:19 PM
Author: Stubborn space

Key to no-wiper poops: moar fiber, lots of exercise, and don't EVER hold a poop in. Just let it flow, bro.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1648142&forum_id=2#18010823)



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Date: May 23rd, 2011 9:57 PM
Author: beady-eyed claret persian property

This tip needs further discussion.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1648142&forum_id=2#18073255)



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Date: November 8th, 2011 12:15 PM
Author: mind-boggling misunderstood station

This is a topic on which much discussion should be had.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1648142&forum_id=2#19324699)



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Date: May 15th, 2011 4:20 PM
Author: violent massive native knife

every morning after you wake up gargle with warm salt water then remind yourself not to go to law school

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1648142&forum_id=2#18010828)



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Date: May 15th, 2011 5:16 PM
Author: Motley flesh pistol

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1648142&forum_id=2#18011259)



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Date: May 15th, 2011 5:26 PM
Author: Cerebral demanding business firm

lol tyft

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1648142&forum_id=2#18011350)



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Date: May 15th, 2011 5:32 PM
Author: Dead hell love of her life

lol explain the salt water thing though

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1648142&forum_id=2#18011404)



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Date: May 15th, 2011 7:41 PM
Author: excitant bawdyhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1648142&forum_id=2#18012736)



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Date: May 23rd, 2011 2:59 PM
Author: Transparent histrionic principal's office

198

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1648142&forum_id=2#18070426)



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Date: May 23rd, 2011 8:12 PM
Author: erotic dragon sanctuary



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1648142&forum_id=2#18072464)



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Date: July 14th, 2011 5:44 PM
Author: Motley flesh pistol



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1648142&forum_id=2#18506057)



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Date: July 19th, 2011 5:19 AM
Author: Rose lodge

lol



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1648142&forum_id=2#18559772)



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Date: August 7th, 2011 1:19 AM
Author: Motley flesh pistol



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1648142&forum_id=2#18699924)



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Date: August 18th, 2011 11:55 PM
Author: Motley flesh pistol



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1648142&forum_id=2#18787055)



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Date: November 8th, 2011 9:11 AM
Author: Motley flesh pistol



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1648142&forum_id=2#19323985)



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Date: May 15th, 2011 4:21 PM
Author: swollen outnumbered corn cake

Never let a girl know that you really like her.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1648142&forum_id=2#18010845)



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Date: May 15th, 2011 4:23 PM
Author: bonkers talking cumskin

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1648142&forum_id=2#18010856)



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Date: May 15th, 2011 4:27 PM
Author: fear-inspiring laughsome stag film



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1648142&forum_id=2#18010877)



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Date: May 15th, 2011 5:13 PM
Author: grizzly fiercely-loyal hairy legs



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1648142&forum_id=2#18011234)



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Date: July 19th, 2011 5:19 AM
Author: Rose lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1648142&forum_id=2#18559771)



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Date: May 15th, 2011 4:22 PM
Author: Cracking Community Account

stretch

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1648142&forum_id=2#18010848)



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Date: May 15th, 2011 4:31 PM
Author: vivacious ocher office

Kill yourself sooner rather than later.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1648142&forum_id=2#18010905)



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Date: May 15th, 2011 4:32 PM
Author: fear-inspiring laughsome stag film

Don't second guess ur self ever.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1648142&forum_id=2#18010918)



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Date: May 15th, 2011 4:34 PM
Author: autistic chapel

credited, brother.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1648142&forum_id=2#18010927)



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Date: May 15th, 2011 5:33 PM
Author: Dead hell love of her life

credited

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1648142&forum_id=2#18011415)



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Date: May 15th, 2011 5:45 PM
Author: hot disgusting stead

very credited. Your intuition is right, most of the time

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1648142&forum_id=2#18011541)



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Date: May 15th, 2011 7:55 PM
Author: Cerebral demanding business firm

lol no.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1648142&forum_id=2#18012880)



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Date: May 15th, 2011 5:05 PM
Author: dashing turdskin

potential to be a wonderful thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1648142&forum_id=2#18011154)



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Date: May 15th, 2011 5:05 PM
Author: Costumed Feces

If you can can suck your own dick, do it no homo. If you can 69 your own dick then you have it made no homo .

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1648142&forum_id=2#18011162)



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Date: May 15th, 2011 5:09 PM
Author: charcoal death wish

When you move into a new place, make your bed up first thing. That way, when you get really tired later on from doing all the moving stuff, you can stop anytime and your bed is all ready for you, clean & cozy, and you won't have to make it up when you're dog-tired nor contemplate sleeping on a gross mattress b/c you don't want to bother finding your bedding.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1648142&forum_id=2#18011203)



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Date: June 2nd, 2011 1:18 PM
Author: Pale narrow-minded doctorate

very cr advice

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1648142&forum_id=2#18147191)



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Date: August 26th, 2011 12:28 PM
Author: titillating magenta school cafeteria bbw



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1648142&forum_id=2#18839696)



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Date: May 15th, 2011 5:16 PM
Author: Stubborn space

Whenever someone asks you to do something with them, always say yes. Excluding illegal stuff, obv.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1648142&forum_id=2#18011263)



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Date: May 15th, 2011 5:26 PM
Author: Cerebral demanding business firm

likely credited

(aspie recluse fuck)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1648142&forum_id=2#18011344)



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Date: May 15th, 2011 5:40 PM
Author: Stubborn space

saying "no" to people due to social anxiety has been one of my problems.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1648142&forum_id=2#18011481)



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Date: May 15th, 2011 5:42 PM
Author: autistic chapel

yeah, brother. This has been crucial to my prevailing over aspieness. If you just do shit on the reg, people will associate you with being a chill alpha bro who is down to cut loose and start inviting you on lots of trips and stuff.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1648142&forum_id=2#18011507)



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Date: May 15th, 2011 5:48 PM
Author: Cerebral demanding business firm

fuck!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1648142&forum_id=2#18011561)



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Date: May 15th, 2011 5:50 PM
Author: autistic chapel

tried and true, brother. tried and true. Hey what are you doing later? Want to go do peyote in Joshua Tree and play odes to Whokebe on the didgeridoo?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1648142&forum_id=2#18011595)



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Date: May 15th, 2011 9:46 PM
Author: slap-happy orchid brunch

This is definitely good advice. Protip: you have NO GOOD REASON to turn down an invite unless you actively dislike the inviters or you have already been invited to something else.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1648142&forum_id=2#18013911)



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Date: May 23rd, 2011 3:00 PM
Author: Transparent histrionic principal's office

hey brother want to go with me to your bank so that you can withdraw all your funds and them give them to me?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1648142&forum_id=2#18070435)



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Date: May 15th, 2011 5:21 PM
Author: swashbuckling gas station

Be honest.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1648142&forum_id=2#18011301)



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Date: May 23rd, 2011 2:55 PM
Author: Snowy passionate nursing home reading party

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1648142&forum_id=2#18070406)



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Date: May 15th, 2011 5:22 PM
Author: Marvelous Coral Newt Generalized Bond

Have a JoS. A. Bank suit for every occasion.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1648142&forum_id=2#18011311)



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Date: May 15th, 2011 5:25 PM
Author: Cerebral demanding business firm

when washing undershirts, before putting them in the dryer do a quick snap/unfurl of each shirt (i.e. grab at the shoulder portion with both hands and snap your wrists up and down in front of you -- what the fuck is that motion called anyway?) before putting it in the dryer. this will loosen out the cotton, which has just gotten all wrung up in the wash. the end result is undershirts which are soft and wrinkle free after you take them out of the dryer.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1648142&forum_id=2#18011337)



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Date: May 15th, 2011 5:35 PM
Author: Dead hell love of her life

tyty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1648142&forum_id=2#18011438)



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Date: May 15th, 2011 5:26 PM
Author: odious theater

Chemerinsky. ALWAYS Chemerinsky.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1648142&forum_id=2#18011352)



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Date: May 15th, 2011 5:27 PM
Author: Cerebral demanding business firm

no.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1648142&forum_id=2#18011357)



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Date: May 15th, 2011 5:30 PM
Author: Mischievous Rigor

so not credited

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1648142&forum_id=2#18011387)



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Date: May 15th, 2011 6:04 PM
Author: odious theater

y

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1648142&forum_id=2#18011737)



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Date: May 23rd, 2011 10:56 PM
Author: lilac regret address

aced conlaw without cracking Chemerinsky, albeit at a T2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1648142&forum_id=2#18073859)



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Date: May 15th, 2011 5:28 PM
Author: Diverse smoky travel guidebook

Give serious credence to the advice of smart older people you respect who do not have a direct interest in your life. Like a 50-year-old dude in a bar giving you advice is usually credited advice if you think he is credited.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1648142&forum_id=2#18011365)



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Date: May 15th, 2011 5:32 PM
Author: Ruddy shrine

The problem is that olds lived in a totally different world from me.

Basically all the advice I've gotten from olds was entirely not credited.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1648142&forum_id=2#18011400)



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Date: May 15th, 2011 5:34 PM
Author: Mischievous Rigor

not sure about this one man. that guy could be a total faggot and just seems credited.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1648142&forum_id=2#18011422)



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Date: May 15th, 2011 5:36 PM
Author: Diverse smoky travel guidebook

You're failing at following this advice already.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1648142&forum_id=2#18011451)



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Date: May 15th, 2011 5:46 PM
Author: Mischievous Rigor

advising that you implicitly follow the advice of someone else is hardly advice at all.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1648142&forum_id=2#18011550)



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Date: May 15th, 2011 5:49 PM
Author: hot disgusting stead

Not at all. They grew up in a different world than we did, and often no longer applies

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1648142&forum_id=2#18011583)



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Date: May 15th, 2011 6:31 PM
Author: Diverse smoky travel guidebook

I didn't say follow their advice. I said give serious creedence. See if it's right for you.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1648142&forum_id=2#18012028)



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Date: May 15th, 2011 7:42 PM
Author: excitant bawdyhouse

God no.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1648142&forum_id=2#18012747)



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Date: May 16th, 2011 11:37 AM
Author: wine soul-stirring hominid national

make sure you consider the source. my 50-year old secretary gives some good advice but at a certain point she's just wrong about shit.

if you are flying business class for work, it's probably CR to chat up the dude flying next to you. you'll probably get some good advice, and best case you might get a job offer out of it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1648142&forum_id=2#18017553)



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Date: May 15th, 2011 5:29 PM
Author: awkward rehab coldplay fan

Burger and fries for hangovers

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1648142&forum_id=2#18011377)



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Date: May 15th, 2011 5:33 PM
Author: Mischievous Rigor

for dudes: put in minimal skin care maintenance. moisturize with something decent that has sunblock in the morning, drink a lot of water, don't eat shit pure shit diets with 10X the sodium you need, take fish oil on the reg, etc.

most professional dudes have terrible looking skin and doing all that shit can make you look several years younger and much healthier, if you're consistent, and none of it is hard/expensive/time-consuming.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1648142&forum_id=2#18011414)



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Date: May 15th, 2011 5:35 PM
Author: Amber headpube forum

true

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1648142&forum_id=2#18011439)



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Date: May 15th, 2011 5:37 PM
Author: Dead hell love of her life

yes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1648142&forum_id=2#18011453)



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Date: May 23rd, 2011 3:00 PM
Author: Fighting toilet seat pisswyrm

brother, i've always thought that skin care is humungous flame. this shit really works? fish oil???

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1648142&forum_id=2#18070431)



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Date: June 2nd, 2011 1:05 PM
Author: charismatic angry base foreskin

cr, I'm 30 but people frequently think i am 22!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1648142&forum_id=2#18147082)



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Date: November 11th, 2011 7:04 PM
Author: Brindle razzle immigrant crackhouse

(azn)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1648142&forum_id=2#19348186)



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Date: August 26th, 2011 12:44 PM
Author: primrose free-loading theatre deer antler

what is a good fish oil supplement?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1648142&forum_id=2#18839784)



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Date: May 15th, 2011 5:35 PM
Author: Dead hell love of her life

When shampooing your hair, tilt your head backwards under the water, like when you get a haircut, not forwards.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1648142&forum_id=2#18011429)



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Date: May 15th, 2011 5:38 PM
Author: Motley flesh pistol

why?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1648142&forum_id=2#18011464)



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Date: May 15th, 2011 5:39 PM
Author: Dead hell love of her life

much more pleasant and you don't have to squeeze your eyes close to keep shampooing out of them. just try it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1648142&forum_id=2#18011477)



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Date: May 15th, 2011 5:41 PM
Author: autistic chapel

One of the many subtle disadvantages to being tall as fuckkkk :(

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1648142&forum_id=2#18011490)



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Date: May 15th, 2011 5:35 PM
Author: Dead hell love of her life

Shower beers.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1648142&forum_id=2#18011431)



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Date: May 15th, 2011 5:37 PM
Author: Diverse smoky travel guidebook

This.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1648142&forum_id=2#18011456)



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Date: May 15th, 2011 5:49 PM
Author: Out-of-control new version

just checking in to credit this response

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1648142&forum_id=2#18011569)



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Date: May 15th, 2011 6:04 PM
Author: glassy gay wizard boistinker

fuck yeah

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1648142&forum_id=2#18011745)



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Date: May 23rd, 2011 2:53 PM
Author: startling cowardly temple

cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1648142&forum_id=2#18070400)



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Date: May 15th, 2011 5:35 PM
Author: Mischievous Rigor

men and women: don't be overly interested in gossip and stupid social bullshit. take the approach of a traditional midwestern WASP and be annoyed at overly personal discussions and gossiping. caring about other people's petty bickering and problems is TTT as fuck.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1648142&forum_id=2#18011434)



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Date: May 15th, 2011 5:52 PM
Author: autistic chapel

America would be a far less shitty place if this advice wasn't completely lost on our generation.

*updates fb status*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1648142&forum_id=2#18011610)



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Date: July 19th, 2011 10:44 AM
Author: bat shit crazy adulterous school ceo

fukkk yeah brother

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1648142&forum_id=2#18560212)



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Date: November 8th, 2011 2:03 PM
Author: bat-shit-crazy parlor mad cow disease

As a true blue Midwestern WASP, this is so credited.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1648142&forum_id=2#19325271)



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Date: May 15th, 2011 5:36 PM
Author: Mischievous Rigor

less than 100g of carbs a day

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1648142&forum_id=2#18011450)



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Date: May 15th, 2011 5:37 PM
Author: Dead hell love of her life

eat breakfast

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1648142&forum_id=2#18011461)



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Date: May 15th, 2011 5:41 PM
Author: Unholy Chad

Don't waste time arguing with fools.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1648142&forum_id=2#18011493)



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Date: May 15th, 2011 5:45 PM
Author: Diverse smoky travel guidebook

This causes all of my girlfriends families to see me as aloof and uninterested in them. So they're somewhat perceptive.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1648142&forum_id=2#18011538)



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Date: May 15th, 2011 6:04 PM
Author: grizzly fiercely-loyal hairy legs



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1648142&forum_id=2#18011749)



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Date: May 15th, 2011 5:41 PM
Author: Dead hell love of her life

When you can, always do favors for other people.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1648142&forum_id=2#18011499)



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Date: May 15th, 2011 5:42 PM
Author: Dead hell love of her life

White vinegar is a great multipurpose household cleaner and is very cheap.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1648142&forum_id=2#18011511)



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Date: May 16th, 2011 12:04 PM
Author: purple locus

This is actually true

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1648142&forum_id=2#18017669)



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Date: May 15th, 2011 5:44 PM
Author: Cerebral demanding business firm

always check craigslist or ebay first.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1648142&forum_id=2#18011521)



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Date: June 2nd, 2011 12:56 PM
Author: Irradiated juggernaut

CR

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1648142&forum_id=2#18147015)



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Date: May 15th, 2011 5:44 PM
Author: Dead hell love of her life

If you want to install a hanging shower caddy, buy some plastic zip ties and put one in front of it - this prevents it from slipping down.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1648142&forum_id=2#18011524)



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Date: May 15th, 2011 5:49 PM
Author: Provocative Theater Stage

ty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1648142&forum_id=2#18011582)



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Date: May 15th, 2011 5:52 PM
Author: dun sick center digit ratio

holy shit. tytyty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1648142&forum_id=2#18011620)



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Date: May 15th, 2011 5:54 PM
Author: Dead hell love of her life

i know right? i always thought those things were TTT until my father told me the zip tie trick.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1648142&forum_id=2#18011643)



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Date: May 15th, 2011 5:56 PM
Author: dun sick center digit ratio

I've been struggling with shower caddies for YEARS. This is a top 10 life discovery.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1648142&forum_id=2#18011663)



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Date: May 15th, 2011 5:57 PM
Author: Dead hell love of her life

lol to be honest it was this tip that made me think about starting the thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1648142&forum_id=2#18011678)



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Date: May 15th, 2011 6:04 PM
Author: Cerebral demanding business firm

tbf brother i hope you use my undershirt drying trick poasted above. it's been a top 5 life discovery for me and it happened a mere few months ago.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1648142&forum_id=2#18011744)



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Date: May 15th, 2011 6:06 PM
Author: Dead hell love of her life

yup just told my gf who is doing laundry right now to start doing it. my tshirts are always wrinkled and it pisses me off.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1648142&forum_id=2#18011762)



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Date: May 23rd, 2011 10:59 PM
Author: lilac regret address

whoa, this actually solves a huge problem in my life

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1648142&forum_id=2#18073881)



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Date: May 15th, 2011 5:45 PM
Author: Mischievous Rigor

have at least 2-3 good, funny stories with definite beginnings and ends. be good at telling them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1648142&forum_id=2#18011535)



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Date: May 15th, 2011 5:45 PM
Author: Dead hell love of her life

shit, this is a really good one that i don't have yet.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1648142&forum_id=2#18011540)



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Date: May 15th, 2011 5:46 PM
Author: Diverse smoky travel guidebook

This is a tremendous asset. I steal stories left and right.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1648142&forum_id=2#18011543)



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Date: May 15th, 2011 6:26 PM
Author: odious theater

Very credited.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1648142&forum_id=2#18011973)



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Date: May 15th, 2011 9:49 PM
Author: slap-happy orchid brunch

fuck I need to do this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1648142&forum_id=2#18013943)



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Date: June 2nd, 2011 12:58 PM
Author: Irradiated juggernaut

Maybe we could start a thread (or include it here) of legit stories?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1648142&forum_id=2#18147026)



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Date: May 15th, 2011 5:53 PM
Author: swollen outnumbered corn cake

Never save anything for the swim back.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1648142&forum_id=2#18011632)



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Date: June 2nd, 2011 12:58 PM
Author: Irradiated juggernaut

180 - Well done, sir

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1648142&forum_id=2#18147034)



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Date: November 8th, 2011 11:55 AM
Author: Tantric bateful market

agree

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1648142&forum_id=2#19324599)



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Date: July 19th, 2011 5:15 AM
Author: sable nighttime corner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1648142&forum_id=2#18559768)



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Date: May 15th, 2011 5:56 PM
Author: Dead hell love of her life

Calculating tip: take the first number (so if dinner cost $54.87, the 5) and double it. most of the time you'll hit about 17% or so. if dinner is > $100, take the first two numbers.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1648142&forum_id=2#18011662)



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Date: June 2nd, 2011 1:08 PM
Author: offensive dark therapy haunted graveyard

Wholly shit, is this true? Math nerds CONFIRM!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1648142&forum_id=2#18147097)



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Date: July 15th, 2011 10:26 AM
Author: at-the-ready overrated locale cuckold

you are exactly the person who needs this tip

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1648142&forum_id=2#18512401)



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Date: November 8th, 2011 11:33 AM
Author: up-to-no-good striped hyena pocket flask

I just move the decimal point over one spot then double, rounding whenever easier

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1648142&forum_id=2#19324466)



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Date: May 15th, 2011 5:56 PM
Author: Mischievous Rigor

never "one-up" people in casual conversations about sports, finance, etc -- nobody gives a shit if you're the biggest stat nerd or whatever, and it makes you look like a tool. you can't "win" a friendly conversation.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1648142&forum_id=2#18011668)



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Date: May 15th, 2011 5:57 PM
Author: Provocative Theater Stage

this is good, too. don't try so hard socially in general.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1648142&forum_id=2#18011676)



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Date: May 15th, 2011 9:50 PM
Author: slap-happy orchid brunch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1648142&forum_id=2#18013962)



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Date: November 8th, 2011 11:34 AM
Author: up-to-no-good striped hyena pocket flask

more generally: be good at listening to people.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1648142&forum_id=2#19324476)



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Date: May 15th, 2011 5:58 PM
Author: Mischievous Rigor

establish yourself at a local bar you like and be friends with the bartenders/waitresses so you get 180 treatment there.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1648142&forum_id=2#18011681)



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Date: May 15th, 2011 6:03 PM
Author: autistic chapel

Any advice on credited ways to establish yourself? Go during off hours so you can talk to the bartenders? Tip generously?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1648142&forum_id=2#18011733)



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Date: May 15th, 2011 6:23 PM
Author: Mischievous Rigor

depends, but generally just what you said. go a lot, be cool with the staff, bring cool people in, spend a lot of money there and tip everyone generously, in cash. they will start treating you like a VIP amazingly quickly. but then don't act like you own the place, just enjoy getting drinks faster, being able to hang out past last call with friends, free food, discounted tabs, etc.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1648142&forum_id=2#18011951)



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Date: May 15th, 2011 6:41 PM
Author: autistic chapel

ty, FRIEND. This is solid.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1648142&forum_id=2#18012151)



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Date: May 15th, 2011 6:45 PM
Author: Diverse smoky travel guidebook

If a bartender hooks you up make sure you're tipping 50 percent on the drinks you didn't pay for.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1648142&forum_id=2#18012189)



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Date: May 15th, 2011 6:49 PM
Author: sapphire wonderful degenerate

this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1648142&forum_id=2#18012237)



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Date: May 15th, 2011 6:53 PM
Author: Mischievous Rigor

definitely. i always tip like 40-50% on any tab under $20, or on any single drink under $6-7 too. they appreciate those extra dollars and remember.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1648142&forum_id=2#18012284)



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Date: May 15th, 2011 6:44 PM
Author: Diverse smoky travel guidebook

Super credited. There's one bartender in particular who will message me and let me know what she thinks of my dates. If my date is rude to the bartender (who looks like a suicide girl) it's an auto-ding.

Also, the chef's will send out new food and get your comments. The trick to getting to this level is to explain one time why you don't like something on the menu, there's always something that sucks and they generally know it, so it establishes you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1648142&forum_id=2#18012180)



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Date: May 15th, 2011 6:49 PM
Author: sapphire wonderful degenerate

they wouldn't be asking for feedback if they knew it was 180. they wouldn't be sending it to random customers if they thought it sucked. they want feedback to fine tune.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1648142&forum_id=2#18012232)



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Date: May 15th, 2011 6:52 PM
Author: Diverse smoky travel guidebook

Yeah, that was exactly my point. When you're on a date and the chef sends out an app for you to try and then comes and gets your feedback you looking so money in front of your/date/coworkers/whoever.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1648142&forum_id=2#18012273)



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Date: May 15th, 2011 6:05 PM
Author: Cerebral demanding business firm

if you are late on a credit card payment and get hit with a $40 late fee, call and ask them if you can get it reversed. they almost always reverse such fees (esp if it's the first time) for even moderately good customers.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1648142&forum_id=2#18011754)



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Date: May 15th, 2011 6:16 PM
Author: hot disgusting stead

remember to tip 25% or more on engagement rings, otherwise you'll be seen as cheap by your gf and completely shunned in the engagement ring/married community

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1648142&forum_id=2#18011872)



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Date: May 15th, 2011 6:17 PM
Author: Dead hell love of her life

gtfo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1648142&forum_id=2#18011881)



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Date: May 15th, 2011 6:18 PM
Author: hot disgusting stead

o, u mad?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1648142&forum_id=2#18011891)



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Date: May 15th, 2011 6:46 PM
Author: Diverse smoky travel guidebook

lololololol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1648142&forum_id=2#18012202)



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Date: November 11th, 2011 7:08 PM
Author: Brindle razzle immigrant crackhouse

stfu

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1648142&forum_id=2#19348203)



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Date: May 15th, 2011 6:21 PM
Author: hot disgusting stead

if you're not >6'1, don't even bother trying. Get used to celibacy and low paying jobs

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1648142&forum_id=2#18011930)



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Date: May 15th, 2011 6:25 PM
Author: Dead hell love of her life

stop fucking up the thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1648142&forum_id=2#18011967)



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Date: May 15th, 2011 6:27 PM
Author: hot disgusting stead

it's true, brah

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1648142&forum_id=2#18011983)



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Date: May 15th, 2011 6:27 PM
Author: Mischievous Rigor

when discussing travel, never do the "have you been X place?" "oh yeah - did you got X club/monument/restaurant/museum?" "OK have you been here?" style of conversation. This is how dumb 21 year old chicks communicate, and it makes everybody else want to jump out the window.

On that note, nobody wants to see your 85,000 shitty black and white "artsy" photographs from your latest backpacking excursion, so keep them in the closet.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1648142&forum_id=2#18011987)



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Date: May 16th, 2011 12:25 AM
Author: slap-happy orchid brunch

You know shit's going down when two people who went to different colleges find out they both studied abroad in the same city. FUCK THIS.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1648142&forum_id=2#18015772)



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Date: November 8th, 2011 1:55 PM
Author: concupiscible soggy lettuce

Greetings,

This should be simplified to just "don't as fucking yes/no questions in an IRL convo, ask open-ended ones."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1648142&forum_id=2#19325218)



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Date: May 15th, 2011 6:28 PM
Author: maroon location

never say anything bad about anyone unless you absolutely have to.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1648142&forum_id=2#18011998)



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Date: May 15th, 2011 6:29 PM
Author: Dead hell love of her life

this is good

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1648142&forum_id=2#18012008)



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Date: May 15th, 2011 6:31 PM
Author: Mischievous Rigor

credited

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1648142&forum_id=2#18012026)



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Date: May 15th, 2011 6:32 PM
Author: hot disgusting stead

yup

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1648142&forum_id=2#18012038)



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Date: May 15th, 2011 7:05 PM
Author: odious theater

Co-sign.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1648142&forum_id=2#18012385)



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Date: May 15th, 2011 6:30 PM
Author: Mischievous Rigor

buy shit like undershirts and socks at target, costco, etc. - you're not rich and nobody cares.

your $36 faconnable white t-shirt doesn't make you look well-off; it makes you look like a striving tool.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1648142&forum_id=2#18012011)



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Date: May 15th, 2011 7:18 PM
Author: Cerebral demanding business firm

titmfcp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1648142&forum_id=2#18012528)



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Date: May 16th, 2011 12:26 AM
Author: slap-happy orchid brunch

target's mossimo t-shirts are credited as fuck

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1648142&forum_id=2#18015780)



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Date: May 23rd, 2011 3:06 PM
Author: Transparent histrionic principal's office

those shirts are prone to bacon neck

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1648142&forum_id=2#18070463)



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Date: May 23rd, 2011 10:47 PM
Author: beady-eyed claret persian property

Wal-Mart, FTW!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1648142&forum_id=2#18073757)



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Date: May 15th, 2011 6:30 PM
Author: Dead hell love of her life

do not buy cables or other a/v accessories at Best Buy (or any retail store, for that matter) - you'll get screwed. you can get big ticket items like tv's though and not get ripped off.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1648142&forum_id=2#18012014)



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Date: May 23rd, 2011 10:34 PM
Author: exciting nubile lay

monoprice.com

bookmark it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1648142&forum_id=2#18073634)



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Date: May 23rd, 2011 10:48 PM
Author: beady-eyed claret persian property

eBay for the cables and shit.

Fries Electronics or MicroCenter for everything else.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1648142&forum_id=2#18073763)



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Date: May 15th, 2011 6:33 PM
Author: Mischievous Rigor

never, ever complain casually about stupid shit like being tired, being a little sick, stressed, etc. to other people if they just ask how you're doing.

nobody gives a fuck, everybody usually has something making them feel bad and they all think it's worse than what you've got, and they're not likely to want to listen when you have a real problem but took up 15 minutes of their time last week bitching about how you just can't seem to get over a cold and it's not fair because nobody else you know is even sick.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1648142&forum_id=2#18012049)



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Date: May 23rd, 2011 10:50 PM
Author: beady-eyed claret persian property

Usually this question is a request for something entertaining or light-hearted that will make the inquirer's day better.

Him: How you doing today?

You: Great, my parents are coming into town tomorrow and I FINALLY finished cleaning my place.

Him: Ha, that's great to hear. Hope you all have fun.

30 second exchange, everybody leaves the convo feeling better.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1648142&forum_id=2#18073783)



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Date: May 23rd, 2011 10:53 PM
Author: Mischievous Rigor

some people don't understand this and clamor for any chance to whine. most of these people have vaginas, but that's beside the point.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1648142&forum_id=2#18073815)



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Date: May 15th, 2011 6:33 PM
Author: hot disgusting stead

Listen to your gut. In any situation, don't try to rationalize you know deep down won't work out. Your intuition is right more often than not, especially if you are male without any mental problems

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1648142&forum_id=2#18012053)



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Date: May 15th, 2011 6:39 PM
Author: Amber headpube forum

Not credited. Depends entirely on the person. Some people are naturally pussies but are in fact capable of more than their 'gut' gives them credit for.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1648142&forum_id=2#18012134)



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Date: May 15th, 2011 6:42 PM
Author: hot disgusting stead

I'm not so sure about this. The natural pussies will be the ones who will try and rationalize things, keep on doing it anyway even though their gut is telling them not to. That's why they're the indecisive ones not sure of themselves. Others will hatch some sort of exit plan to fix or leave it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1648142&forum_id=2#18012156)



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Date: May 15th, 2011 7:07 PM
Author: Cracking Community Account

Tim Salmon ladies and gentlemen!! He's got 99 problems but a bitch ain't one!!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1648142&forum_id=2#18012411)



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Date: May 16th, 2011 12:27 AM
Author: slap-happy orchid brunch

If I went with my gut, I would never go outside.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1648142&forum_id=2#18015796)



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Date: May 16th, 2011 1:01 AM
Author: Pearl Church

train your gut with your mind when you dont like something about yourself

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1648142&forum_id=2#18016071)



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Date: May 15th, 2011 6:34 PM
Author: Mischievous Rigor

daily facebook updates are a sad thing. multiple updates/more than 20 minutes on facebook per day indicates long range social issues.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1648142&forum_id=2#18012066)



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Date: May 15th, 2011 6:35 PM
Author: hot disgusting stead

protip for men: women are all fucking crazy. Their brains operate completely different than ours. The real challenge is finding someone who is the least crazy. Don't go all askav/aquila on them; it's setting yourself up for burnout and heartbreak. Don't ever take them too seriously.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1648142&forum_id=2#18012081)



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Date: November 11th, 2011 6:47 PM
Author: Milky ungodly fanboi



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1648142&forum_id=2#19348101)



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Date: May 15th, 2011 6:37 PM
Author: Mischievous Rigor

learn how to cook five things that you really like, just the way you like it. and i don't mean nachos - actual meals. get to where you'd be comfortable serving them to guests you want to impress or treat well.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1648142&forum_id=2#18012097)



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Date: May 15th, 2011 9:41 PM
Author: boyish double fault half-breed

this sounds like a good idea.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1648142&forum_id=2#18013849)



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Date: May 15th, 2011 6:38 PM
Author: Galvanic scourge upon the earth

try to limit the number of girls you get pregnant

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1648142&forum_id=2#18012112)



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Date: May 23rd, 2011 10:51 PM
Author: beady-eyed claret persian property

ALWAYS fucking credited.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1648142&forum_id=2#18073796)



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Date: May 15th, 2011 6:38 PM
Author: hot disgusting stead

For guys: Pay attention to your own personal body language. If you have subconscious beta habits, fix it and you'll notice people responding to you differently in a positive way.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1648142&forum_id=2#18012117)



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Date: May 15th, 2011 6:50 PM
Author: talented set

Go on....



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1648142&forum_id=2#18012241)



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Date: May 15th, 2011 6:51 PM
Author: hot disgusting stead

don't be hunched over, stand up straight, eye contact, walk as if you know where you're going - don't act "lost"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1648142&forum_id=2#18012256)



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Date: May 15th, 2011 6:56 PM
Author: violent massive native knife

sounds like someone has been taking lessons from J.T. Tran

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1648142&forum_id=2#18012308)



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Date: May 15th, 2011 6:59 PM
Author: hot disgusting stead

this is common sense, but not everyone is aware of it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1648142&forum_id=2#18012326)



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Date: May 23rd, 2011 10:52 PM
Author: beady-eyed claret persian property

You have to "appear" confident. Even if you don't know what the fuck you are doing or where you are.

A good way to take control of the situation is being the first person to initiation conversation or THE PERSON who stands up and gets assistance/directions.

Don't just sit around twittling your thumbs.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1648142&forum_id=2#18073806)



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Date: May 15th, 2011 6:43 PM
Author: sapphire wonderful degenerate

the clit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1648142&forum_id=2#18012165)



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Date: May 15th, 2011 9:48 PM
Author: Out-of-control new version

its been a few hours, safe to say this is underrated.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1648142&forum_id=2#18013930)



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Date: May 23rd, 2011 10:53 PM
Author: beady-eyed claret persian property

For the aspies, please discuss the appropriate way to approach and handle the clit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1648142&forum_id=2#18073811)



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Date: May 15th, 2011 6:44 PM
Author: Mischievous Rigor

unless it's a close friend's place, never be one of the last stragglers hanging around at a party drinking and eating. fucking leave when the crowd does.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1648142&forum_id=2#18012181)



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Date: May 15th, 2011 6:50 PM
Author: Diverse smoky travel guidebook

Credited if you're having a 165 time, but if you and the owner are having a 180 time you keep it going as long as possible then take that shit to the bar once you help him clean up a little.

Some of my best nights were with completely new people at their house and often turns into crazy fun stuffy like skinny dipping or four am taco runs.

If you like the female owner then bow out early to go because "I've got this thing." Be one of the first to leave.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1648142&forum_id=2#18012250)



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Date: May 15th, 2011 6:56 PM
Author: Mischievous Rigor

for sure, there are times when it's cool or if you're definitely invited to stay late. i'm talking about the guys who show up with other people, don't really know the host, then hang around way later than everyone because they're drunk/mooches/hitting on any chick in site,e ven when everyone else is tired or whatever. those guys suck, and there are always a few of them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1648142&forum_id=2#18012309)



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Date: May 15th, 2011 6:46 PM
Author: Mischievous Rigor

just tell her she looks great, even if you don't give a shit or it's not true. it's no huge capitulation and you get 100X the goodwill back in return.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1648142&forum_id=2#18012205)



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Date: May 15th, 2011 6:47 PM
Author: Marvelous Coral Newt Generalized Bond

Stand up straight when walking and standing. Don't look uptight like a cadet or anything but stop being hunched over. Nearly everyone has really bad posture, but when you stand up erect you not only appear taller but you also exude alphaness.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1648142&forum_id=2#18012206)



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Date: May 15th, 2011 6:51 PM
Author: Galvanic scourge upon the earth

occasionally clasp your hands behind your back Napoleon style to auto-correct?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1648142&forum_id=2#18012257)



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Date: May 15th, 2011 6:53 PM
Author: hot disgusting stead

ALPHA

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1648142&forum_id=2#18012280)



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Date: May 15th, 2011 6:59 PM
Author: Marvelous Coral Newt Generalized Bond

That's a good idea! I never thought of that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1648142&forum_id=2#18012330)



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Date: May 15th, 2011 6:51 PM
Author: Mischievous Rigor

don't constantly snack. it's perfectly natural and healthy to be hungry. you can work, concentrate, and get around just fine if you're hungry. you're not dizzy, weak, or irritable because you haven't eaten in five hours - you feel that way because you're weak and addicted to cramming food in your mouth the second you decide it seems like a good idea.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1648142&forum_id=2#18012258)



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Date: May 15th, 2011 6:53 PM
Author: hot disgusting stead

wtf this is bad advice. If you're snacking on something healthy like peanuts and fruit throughout the day and combine that with smaller meals that's a credited combo. You should never feel weak or dizzy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1648142&forum_id=2#18012277)



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Date: May 15th, 2011 6:55 PM
Author: Diverse smoky travel guidebook

This is the credited advice if you sub almonds for peanuts.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1648142&forum_id=2#18012297)



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Date: May 15th, 2011 7:02 PM
Author: Vibrant Salmon Main People Area

also: this snacking on peanuts bullshit is flame. they're pretty fattening. the worst mistake a fat can make is to buy a big ass can of cashews at costco for example - they'll eat 4000 calories of nuts in 3 days.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1648142&forum_id=2#18012356)



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Date: May 15th, 2011 7:04 PM
Author: hot disgusting stead

alright peanuts are a bad example but you get my point. 2 small meals + few snacks throughout the day >>>> 2-3 Large meals/day

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1648142&forum_id=2#18012376)



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Date: May 15th, 2011 7:04 PM
Author: Mischievous Rigor

all nuts are if eaten in excess - high caloric density. snacking all the time is one of the easiest ways to rack up calories without thinking about it. if you want a "snack," eat a handful, one handful, then leave it alone. your apparently insurmountable hunger will go away and you don't need more than that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1648142&forum_id=2#18012379)



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Date: May 15th, 2011 7:08 PM
Author: Vibrant Salmon Main People Area

hey man i'm on your side, man up and be hungry for a while before you jam a handful of nuts in there. the problem with what you're saying is people have ZERO self control and all food comes in huge quantities in this country. better to leave it alone, especially w/r/t this healthy nut snacking flame.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1648142&forum_id=2#18012416)



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Date: May 15th, 2011 7:11 PM
Author: Mischievous Rigor

i wasn't disagreeing with you brother, sorry if it came off that way.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1648142&forum_id=2#18012448)



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Date: May 15th, 2011 7:17 PM
Author: Vibrant Salmon Main People Area

not at all brother, you're poasting good advice in here.

this is the 60 minutes segment i saw about hunger, apparently being hungry puts the body into "survival mode" and some other bullshit, lengthens lifespan, blag blah

http://www.cbsnews.com/video/watch/?id=5037314n&tag=related;photovideo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1648142&forum_id=2#18012520)



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Date: May 15th, 2011 6:59 PM
Author: Mischievous Rigor

mindlessly snacking is dumb, brother. eat solid, healthy meals. eating out of boredom or the slightest tinge of hunger is a chick's habit and why so many people are TTT fats, despite thinking they eat well.

no normally nourished person gets tired, dizzy, or otherwise fucked up from being a little hungry - you can operate for days on an empty stomach. my point is that people imagine those symptoms because they're little bitches and can't handle a little hunger.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1648142&forum_id=2#18012325)



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Date: May 15th, 2011 6:59 PM
Author: Vibrant Salmon Main People Area

i agree with this one. there's studies that show hunger makes you more focused and alert i think. lern 2 luv the hunger.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1648142&forum_id=2#18012333)



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Date: May 15th, 2011 6:56 PM
Author: Cracking Community Account

Don't fucking go to law school

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1648142&forum_id=2#18012305)



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Date: May 15th, 2011 7:02 PM
Author: hot disgusting stead

Aspieness gets poked fun at on XOXO, but it can seriously fuck you over IRL. Unless you're some tech entrpreneur genius or a top rated HYP grad you simply will not go too far with too many aspie quirks.

Learn how to read people. Know what makes them tick, what motivates them, how they operate, understand the political heiarchy. Standoffish aspies have a serious tendencies to piss others off with their habits. No one gives a shit that you knew how to perform PDEs in UG or read some obscure french author from the 17th century

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1648142&forum_id=2#18012358)



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Date: November 8th, 2011 2:05 PM
Author: bat-shit-crazy parlor mad cow disease

This is credited, but how does one go about being less standoffish and more chill?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1648142&forum_id=2#19325278)



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Date: May 15th, 2011 7:08 PM
Author: Mischievous Rigor

take the stairs, whenever you can. if it's under 10 floors and you have an extra two minutes, don't be a pussy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1648142&forum_id=2#18012425)



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Date: May 15th, 2011 7:10 PM
Author: hot disgusting stead

Most people will never ever care about your accomplishments, do don't talk much or brag about them. Do the exact opposite of what your typical DC striver does.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1648142&forum_id=2#18012437)



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Date: May 15th, 2011 7:17 PM
Author: Mischievous Rigor

very credited.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1648142&forum_id=2#18012516)



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Date: May 15th, 2011 7:40 PM
Author: Motley flesh pistol

(estrada)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1648142&forum_id=2#18012728)



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Date: November 8th, 2011 12:04 PM
Author: Tantric bateful market

wrong. it's about delivery. interesting people generally have interesting accomplishments.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1648142&forum_id=2#19324640)



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Date: November 8th, 2011 6:11 PM
Author: concupiscible soggy lettuce

Greetings,

titcr

Aspies just like the blanket rule "don't talk about yourself and your accomplishments" because they don't have the social ability to figure out when the actual, more nuanced rule applies.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1648142&forum_id=2#19326831)



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Date: May 15th, 2011 7:11 PM
Author: Ivory Hilarious Skinny Woman

Don't buy a new car every two years. Keep it well maintained and clean. No one will know the difference between a car that is 2 years old and one that is 5 or 6. And don't brag about your car. It makes you look like a wanna be. Anybody can afford a nice car. 30k will get you a nice car. Buy used. Confucius say: Only losers are jealous of nice car.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1648142&forum_id=2#18012445)



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Date: May 15th, 2011 7:12 PM
Author: heady state puppy

Work on your handshake. Men and women. It should be firm (but not crushing), warm and dry, last about two pumps, and you should consistently make eye contact.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1648142&forum_id=2#18012468)



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Date: May 15th, 2011 7:17 PM
Author: Cerebral demanding business firm

motherfuckers with crushing handshakes are ANNOYING AS FUK

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1648142&forum_id=2#18012517)



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Date: May 15th, 2011 7:19 PM
Author: heady state puppy

One of my subordinates is a weight lifter and former semi-pro rugby player. He has massive paws and a crushing handshake that lasts too long. It takes all of my will power to not fuck this guy over out of spite.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1648142&forum_id=2#18012538)



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Date: May 15th, 2011 7:19 PM
Author: Ivory Hilarious Skinny Woman

Adrian Peterson has the strongest handshake in the NFL. Shook Jared Allen's hand for the first time and he thought Peterson was fucking with him. Said he was going to take him outside and kick his ass.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1648142&forum_id=2#18012539)



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Date: May 15th, 2011 7:20 PM
Author: heady state puppy

I've gotten drunk with Jared Allen a few times. He's one of the biggest assholes I've ever met.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1648142&forum_id=2#18012547)



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Date: May 15th, 2011 7:24 PM
Author: Cerebral demanding business firm

DESCRIBE

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1648142&forum_id=2#18012578)



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Date: May 15th, 2011 7:26 PM
Author: heady state puppy

Don't want to out myself. Conclusory summary: He's a sarcastic dick to everyone, including people who present no threat to him. He's alpha as shit, but not in a likable way. He always seemed insecure to me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1648142&forum_id=2#18012598)



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Date: May 15th, 2011 7:27 PM
Author: hot disgusting stead

that's not alpha then

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1648142&forum_id=2#18012605)



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Date: May 15th, 2011 9:49 PM
Author: Underhanded Gunner Plaza

this. beta of the worst kind

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1648142&forum_id=2#18013938)



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Date: November 8th, 2011 12:10 PM
Author: Tantric bateful market

yeah, a real man doesn't stand up for himself and fight back. you gotta act like a beta to be alpha

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1648142&forum_id=2#19324678)



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Date: May 15th, 2011 7:18 PM
Author: Mischievous Rigor

credited, but if men haven't picked this up by 21 or so, they're probably a lost cause.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1648142&forum_id=2#18012530)



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Date: May 15th, 2011 7:20 PM
Author: heady state puppy

Maybe. Failure at this is probably corollated with failure at life. But I've taught girlfriends at ~25 to do this, so I'd think an aspie dude could figure it out at that age too.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1648142&forum_id=2#18012543)



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Date: May 15th, 2011 7:22 PM
Author: mentally impaired low-t meetinghouse mediation

erring on the side of too firm is better than the opposite though. a crushing handshake is only momentarily annoying. a limp, clammy handshake is awkward as fuck and creates a seriously bad first impression.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1648142&forum_id=2#18012556)



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Date: May 15th, 2011 7:23 PM
Author: heady state puppy

Right. But there's a fairly large spectrum between too weak and too strong. Between lifting and rock climbing, I have very strong hands, but I would still have to intentionally crush someone's hand to err on the too-strong side.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1648142&forum_id=2#18012570)



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Date: May 15th, 2011 7:25 PM
Author: mentally impaired low-t meetinghouse mediation

agreed, and you should aim to be in that spectrum, but if somebody still has to actually consciously think about this as a 21+ year old man they should try to go on the firm side. its unlikely it will be too crushing, but even if it is, much better than the floppy dead fish handshake.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1648142&forum_id=2#18012586)



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Date: November 8th, 2011 6:12 PM
Author: concupiscible soggy lettuce

Greetings,

And remember also that a man never initiates a handshake with a woman. If the woman extends her hand, shake it. If she doesn't, don't.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1648142&forum_id=2#19326842)



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Date: May 15th, 2011 7:16 PM
Author: Mischievous Rigor

learn how to carry the weight of a conversation with an awkward person - know how to make it easier for them and do that. if this sounds impossible to you, it's because you're awkward and you need to really work on your shit.

note for aspies: this does not mean standing there and droning on while the other person stairs blankly. a conversation is an exchange between two people and you're supposed to facilitate it, not turn it into a lecture.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1648142&forum_id=2#18012505)



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Date: May 15th, 2011 7:17 PM
Author: heady state puppy

Corollary: Be an active listener. Ask questions (without seeming like you're "asking questions"), listen actively while making eye contact. Nod naturally, but don't say "ok" or "sure" or whatever, because that just makes it sound like you're waiting for the person to finish talking. This is not natural for most people, but it will make you much, much more likable.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1648142&forum_id=2#18012523)



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Date: May 15th, 2011 7:38 PM
Author: Mischievous Rigor

all credited - everyone should be able to do this. i was aiming my comment toward dealing with people who are aspie/shy/otherwise inept at communicating and need you to carry most of the burden. being good at dealing with these people and making them comfortable can be pretty helpful if you need to get shit done and they're standing in the way.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1648142&forum_id=2#18012706)



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Date: June 2nd, 2011 1:16 PM
Author: Irradiated juggernaut

At the risk of sounding immodest, I'll just say, I'm pretty Alpha, but this is a skill I lack. I can converse well with others, but I struggle when the other person isn't giving me much to work with. Would appreciate any tips.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1648142&forum_id=2#18147174)



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Date: May 15th, 2011 7:25 PM
Author: hot disgusting stead

Know where you are on the racial heiarchy. ALPHA Marathi Indian males + BUFFF AS FUKKK Italian ALPHA guidos >>>> everyone else >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> asian males

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1648142&forum_id=2#18012584)



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Date: May 15th, 2011 7:26 PM
Author: Cerebral demanding business firm

youre fuckin up the thread bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1648142&forum_id=2#18012596)



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Date: May 15th, 2011 7:28 PM
Author: autistic chapel

lol, don't encourage him brother. I think this was the first mention of race in a 100+ post thread. That's some unprecedented shit right there.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1648142&forum_id=2#18012610)



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Date: May 23rd, 2011 10:58 PM
Author: beady-eyed claret persian property

I agree completely.

Posts like these is why I continue to visit this chatblog.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1648142&forum_id=2#18073878)



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Date: May 15th, 2011 7:29 PM
Author: Cracking Community Account

don't put off till tomorrow what you can accomplish today

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1648142&forum_id=2#18012619)



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Date: May 16th, 2011 12:29 AM
Author: Diverse smoky travel guidebook

Counterpoint: You will never regret the work you didn't do to do the things you wanted to do.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1648142&forum_id=2#18015816)



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Date: May 15th, 2011 7:29 PM
Author: Cracking Community Account

Don't live your life according to broad generalizations

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1648142&forum_id=2#18012624)



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Date: May 15th, 2011 7:34 PM
Author: hot disgusting stead

If you're attacking the thread here, of course not everything is black and white but most of the bits of wisdom here are helpful

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1648142&forum_id=2#18012663)



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Date: May 15th, 2011 7:56 PM
Author: fear-inspiring laughsome stag film

R u stupid? That doesn't attack the thread at all.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1648142&forum_id=2#18012892)



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Date: May 15th, 2011 7:29 PM
Author: Cracking Community Account

Just Do It

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1648142&forum_id=2#18012626)



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Date: May 15th, 2011 7:57 PM
Author: Dead hell love of her life

actually credited. Just Fucking Do It is very good advice.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1648142&forum_id=2#18012910)



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Date: May 15th, 2011 7:47 PM
Author: Mischievous Rigor

learn about at least one or two areas of culture or art, and have an actual interest in it.

you don't need to be able to entertain a room full of professors with an impromptu lecture on voltaire's later period letters, but if all you can discuss with some articulation and depth is sports, video games, movies, whatever shitty genre of popular music you like, and youtube videos, people are are going to rightly assume that you're a boring mouth-breather who lost most of your intellectual curiosity senior year of high school.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1648142&forum_id=2#18012782)



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Date: May 15th, 2011 7:55 PM
Author: hot disgusting stead

ugh god. No one worth talking to gives a shit about art.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1648142&forum_id=2#18012886)



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Date: May 15th, 2011 7:57 PM
Author: Self-centered Home Sex Offender

tcr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1648142&forum_id=2#18012907)



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Date: May 15th, 2011 7:58 PM
Author: Dead hell love of her life

titcr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1648142&forum_id=2#18012919)



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Date: May 15th, 2011 7:58 PM
Author: Cerebral demanding business firm

tmfcp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1648142&forum_id=2#18012922)



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Date: May 15th, 2011 8:12 PM
Author: Mischievous Rigor

there's a pretty wide gap between somebody who has an interest in culture/art and some dipshit pseudo-intellectual. if all you can talk about in serious detail is call of duty and the red sox, you fucked up somewhere along the line.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1648142&forum_id=2#18013036)



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Date: May 15th, 2011 8:23 PM
Author: grizzly fiercely-loyal hairy legs

lol!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1648142&forum_id=2#18013108)



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Date: May 15th, 2011 8:25 PM
Author: fragrant brilliant crotch pit

*is an indian programmer who sits in front of a computer for 16 hours a day playing video games, poasting, and jerking off*

*thinks art is stupid*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1648142&forum_id=2#18013137)



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Date: May 15th, 2011 9:47 PM
Author: boyish double fault half-breed

cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1648142&forum_id=2#18013916)



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Date: July 14th, 2011 6:31 PM
Author: Milky ungodly fanboi

yep

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1648142&forum_id=2#18506443)



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Date: May 15th, 2011 7:48 PM
Author: Cracking Community Account

learn and understand the different jewish holidays and jewish culture in general

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1648142&forum_id=2#18012794)



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Date: May 15th, 2011 7:56 PM
Author: hot disgusting stead

CREDITED. If Wall Street takes off that day, it's important to kikes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1648142&forum_id=2#18012897)



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Date: May 15th, 2011 8:34 PM
Author: Ivory Hilarious Skinny Woman

Wall Street doesn't close for any Jewish Holidays, but the Jews take it off anyhow.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1648142&forum_id=2#18013207)



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Date: May 15th, 2011 7:51 PM
Author: Mischievous Rigor

when you vacation, go where you really, really want to go. don't blow money traveling to places you think you should see just because other people have or you think it will make somehow slightly more sophisticated. travel alone doesn't mean shit, and if your goal is ot have fun, maximize that end.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1648142&forum_id=2#18012819)



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Date: May 15th, 2011 7:54 PM
Author: Mischievous Rigor

if you're a man, dress well (decent quality everything, good variety, kept in good condition, nothing too old up to date style, etc), but only to the level of your coworkers.

if you're a bowtie guy who just started doing that to be a bowtie guy, gas yourself.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1648142&forum_id=2#18012873)



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Date: May 15th, 2011 7:55 PM
Author: Self-centered Home Sex Offender

randoms:

read how to win friends and influence people: http://erudition.mohit.tripod.com/_Influence_People.pdf

invest in crest white strips -- cheap, quick, and easy

floss daily

as mentioned before, maintain good posture

on night of heavy drinking, slam a glass of salt water or eat salty snacks.

gain some skills: http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1464140&mc=151&forum_id=2#16414739



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1648142&forum_id=2#18012887)



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Date: May 15th, 2011 7:57 PM
Author: Cerebral demanding business firm

i bought HTWFIP on xo's rec but havent gotten around to reading it... the first few pages are BORING AS FUKKK. can you convince me that it's worth it? i'm mega-aspie btw.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1648142&forum_id=2#18012906)



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Date: May 15th, 2011 7:57 PM
Author: Self-centered Home Sex Offender

do it, faggot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1648142&forum_id=2#18012913)



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Date: May 15th, 2011 7:59 PM
Author: Dead hell love of her life

it's very worth it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1648142&forum_id=2#18012935)



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Date: November 8th, 2011 12:26 PM
Author: Tantric bateful market

it's a slimeball approach to life if I remember correctly

everything you do has to have an underlying objective or conscious self-benefiting goal

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1648142&forum_id=2#19324768)



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Date: May 15th, 2011 7:56 PM
Author: chestnut step-uncle's house

If you're not circumsised, then you really need to consider it. A clean-cut cock is absolutely necessary in several arenas of life, not just your love life. Speaking of that, women are honestly repulsed by uncut cocks.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1648142&forum_id=2#18012898)



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Date: May 15th, 2011 8:55 PM
Author: autistic chapel

awww hell nah brother

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1648142&forum_id=2#18013408)



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Date: May 15th, 2011 7:58 PM
Author: chestnut step-uncle's house

Get your cock cut. Seriously. And make sure to circumsise your son.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1648142&forum_id=2#18012930)



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Date: May 15th, 2011 8:06 PM
Author: odious theater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1648142&forum_id=2#18013001)



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Date: July 14th, 2011 5:55 PM
Author: autistic chapel

(neutered, fully-domesticated beta)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1648142&forum_id=2#18506111)



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Date: August 7th, 2011 1:36 AM
Author: Copper domesticated site codepig

I laughed my ass off at this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1648142&forum_id=2#18700053)



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Date: May 15th, 2011 8:14 PM
Author: Mischievous Rigor

appreciate the outdoors regularly; take up an outdoors activity aside form running, even if it's just flat day hikes or birdwatching.

people like blue smoke who are "uncomfortable" outside of a dense urban environment are damaged in strange way.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1648142&forum_id=2#18013046)



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Date: May 15th, 2011 8:21 PM
Author: autistic chapel

so fucking credited, brother.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1648142&forum_id=2#18013097)



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Date: May 15th, 2011 8:21 PM
Author: aromatic parlour national security agency

Drink responsibly brothers

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1648142&forum_id=2#18013100)



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Date: May 15th, 2011 8:23 PM
Author: grizzly fiercely-loyal hairy legs

Never ever trust women.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1648142&forum_id=2#18013116)



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Date: May 15th, 2011 8:30 PM
Author: White supple ticket booth

1. If you have delayed sleep phase syndrome (where you naturally stay up until 4am and sleep until noon-ish), take melatonin and get off the laptop at bedtime. Read instead. The lighting of the laptop somehow screws with your natural ability to sleep. I can't tell you how much better my life is now that I no longer have the constant stress of wondering whether I'd be able to to sleep that night. It also helped me break an ambien addiction.

2. Especially if you're not Asian, experiment with a low-carb diet even if you're not dieting. Don't do something psychotic like Atkins, but count your carbs for a couple days and try to keep it between 60-100 grams/day. I've done it for five years and will never go back. You feel better (less bloated), look better, and sleep better.

3. If you have trouble eating too much -- or just really really like to eat a lot of food when you eat -- try skipping breakfast. Too many people eat breakfast because they think they should in order to "rev up their metabolism" (nonsense) or because otherwise they'll lose muscle mass (nonsense). Even when I'm not dieting, I never eat until about five to seven hours after I wake up just so that when I eat I can eat like a fucking pig. You also get a sense of clarity and well-being in the "fasted state" that's hard to describe. Check out leangains.com for more info.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1648142&forum_id=2#18013174)



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Date: May 15th, 2011 8:39 PM
Author: Dead hell love of her life

re: #1, check this out:

http://stereopsis.com/flux/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1648142&forum_id=2#18013256)



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Date: May 16th, 2011 12:45 AM
Author: slap-happy orchid brunch

180^180

just watching the initial transition to warmer colors on my screen... made me feel very relaxed and a bit tired

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1648142&forum_id=2#18015955)



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Date: August 19th, 2011 12:01 AM
Author: Cerebral demanding business firm

awesome post bro, esp. 1 and 2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1648142&forum_id=2#18787101)



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Date: May 15th, 2011 9:18 PM
Author: buff mental disorder telephone

If you're flying on a plane during flu season, or generally surrounded by sick people in a small, enclosed space, use a saline spray on your nose when you get home. It kills any bacteria you breathe in during the day and it's generally a good habit to keep your nose clean. This could save you from a miserable flu season.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1648142&forum_id=2#18013601)



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Date: May 15th, 2011 9:23 PM
Author: hot disgusting stead

expanding upon this, a neti pot is generally a great idea. I don't use one anymore, but when I did this for 2 yrs - even with an extremely unhealthy lifestyle i rarely got sick largely bc of this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1648142&forum_id=2#18013637)



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Date: May 15th, 2011 9:35 PM
Author: zippy aphrodisiac range mood

1. Listen to people. People will like you if you allow them to talk about themselves and make them feel important. If you approach a conversation trying to win someone over by making yourself look important you'll succeed maybe 30-40% of the time. But if you try to win someone over by making THEM feel important, you'll succeed nearly 100% of the time.

2. Moisturize every day with a moisturizer that has at least SPF 15. Consume a lot of omega-3 and drink a lot of water. If you're in the sun all day, put on at least SPF 30. This will help slow down aging.

3. Exercise regularly, preferably in the morning before you go to work. This helps jump-start your day like no other. Adopt a more exercise-heavy and health conscious lifestyle.

4. Learn to cook at least 2 or 3 meals that you'd feel comfortable serving to someone else.

5. Don't get too butthurt and take it too personally if someone dumps you/rejects you because you're ultimately not their type. People are after all sorts of different things so unless you're completely on the ass end of the bell curve in terms of looks and personality you'll find someone who sees you as their type.

6. Pay off all your bills on time, especially your credit card bills.

7. Live overseas for at least a few months of your life and make the effort to interact with people other than Americans. If anything it'll make you appreciate what we have in America more.

8. There are certain aspects of life which should be approached as competitions and other aspects of life which should not be. Learn to differentiate the two, and if you find yourself in the former situation realize that your "fiercest" competitors can turn out to be your closest friends and best allies, especially when the competition is done. A true competitor in a healthy competition pushes you to be your best and brings out the best in you. This is what you should care about, not winning or losing.

9. Trust should be earned.

10. Get regular massages.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1648142&forum_id=2#18013762)



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Date: May 15th, 2011 9:38 PM
Author: bright hall alpha

1) Put the lime in the coconut and drink it all together. Put the lime in the coconut then you'll feel better.

2) Read Keith Ferrazzi's "Never Eat Alone."

3) 90% of office jobs are basically doing nothing so aim for getting one.

4) Separate yourself from facebook and XO for at least a few days at a time to live IRL.

5) All we're entitled to is basic human respect. The rest is earned.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1648142&forum_id=2#18013813)



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Date: May 15th, 2011 9:45 PM
Author: zippy aphrodisiac range mood

4 is very credited. People these days have a massive tendency to overshare.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1648142&forum_id=2#18013890)



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Date: May 16th, 2011 11:58 AM
Author: wine soul-stirring hominid national

retiring from XO is one of the best things I ever did.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1648142&forum_id=2#18017641)



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Date: May 15th, 2011 9:53 PM
Author: racy gaped pozpig

It doesn't matter that you want to; it matters that you do.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1648142&forum_id=2#18013990)



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Date: May 16th, 2011 2:35 AM
Author: plum multi-billionaire institution

you are so very very gay

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1648142&forum_id=2#18016624)



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Date: May 16th, 2011 2:52 AM
Author: racy gaped pozpig

no u

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1648142&forum_id=2#18016658)



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Date: May 16th, 2011 3:09 AM
Author: crimson stimulating resort tank

Throw soap and shampoo in the trash, and start using JR Liggett's bar shampoo instead. SLS is bad you your hair and skin, bro.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1648142&forum_id=2#18016686)



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Date: May 16th, 2011 3:46 AM
Author: Mischievous Rigor

another pointer for the aspies: if you do someone a favor, don't bring it up and "call in" a return favor. a favor is generosity, not the creation of a service debt. if you do this, people will detest you and will mention it to other people, and rightfully so.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1648142&forum_id=2#18016735)



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Date: May 16th, 2011 3:47 AM
Author: Mischievous Rigor

don't always be the person who just show up at shit - plan your own things. it's not hard to throw together a party, BBQ, or weekend with friends. everybody gets tired of the person who can't be bothered to do any legwork for fun shit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1648142&forum_id=2#18016738)



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Date: May 23rd, 2011 3:01 PM
Author: Fighting toilet seat pisswyrm

ty, brother. i felt like you were looking at me when you said this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1648142&forum_id=2#18070438)



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Date: May 16th, 2011 3:48 AM
Author: Amber headpube forum

Men should only eat bananas in the comfort of their home.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1648142&forum_id=2#18016739)



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Date: May 16th, 2011 3:48 AM
Author: Mischievous Rigor

buy some rounds. it comes back to you and it's not that much money.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1648142&forum_id=2#18016740)



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Date: May 16th, 2011 3:54 AM
Author: Mischievous Rigor

buy two sets of quality, high threadcount sheets. wash them after a week and rotate in the other set. this what adults do - stop sleeping in dirty shit like a college sophomore.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1648142&forum_id=2#18016742)



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Date: May 23rd, 2011 2:55 PM
Author: Cracking Community Account

Say It!!! Don't spray it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1648142&forum_id=2#18070409)



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Date: May 23rd, 2011 3:01 PM
Author: Self-absorbed electric idea he suggested stage

don't have kids until you're 35

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1648142&forum_id=2#18070437)



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Date: May 23rd, 2011 3:16 PM
Author: Glittery flatulent potus

smoke weed everyday

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1648142&forum_id=2#18070519)



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Date: May 23rd, 2011 10:52 PM
Author: Cracking Community Account



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1648142&forum_id=2#18073805)



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Date: May 23rd, 2011 3:32 PM
Author: Transparent histrionic principal's office

1. If you are considering or have recently started a weight loss effort, keep it to yourself. This is such an annoying topic of conversation, and people do it all the time. Only bring up your weight loss efforts if you can discuss weight loss results. Otherwise, STFU. Same applies to quitting smoking, drinking, or anything else that has a 99% chance of failing.

2. If you're going to take a chick to a movie, abide by the following rules: do not go to a megaplex; see an independent film she's never heard of if possible; and see the movie for yourself first to make sure it's worth a shit (especially if early in the dating process

3. When shaving, don't forget to get the part just below the nose. It's easy to miss and looks terrible when you do.

4. Don't wear t-shirts that lots of other people have (unless it's for an athletic team)

5. If you have any kind of skin problems, make sure all your soaps and washes are labeled as oil and fragrance free

6. Get a Twitter account, but don't share it with your friends. Follow all of the news and media outlets and public figures you like, but don't follow anyone who posts more than 5-10 times a day on average. Read your Twitter feed on your Smartphone while doing things like taking a shit. Retweet all posts containing articles you want to read later.

7. If you're looking for a job, have a "professional" Twitter account where you post articles directly related to your field once every few days. Put it on your resume. This helps set you apart, and in a good way far often than in a bad way.

8. Use Google Voice as your primary means of telecommunication

9. Don't ever let an undershirt be visible (e.g., when wearing a polo shirt). Visible undershirts are for teenagers who don't have chest hair.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1648142&forum_id=2#18070593)



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Date: May 23rd, 2011 3:56 PM
Author: Yellow university

so you are saying chest hair is for showing off

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1648142&forum_id=2#18070756)



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Date: May 23rd, 2011 4:00 PM
Author: pea-brained preventive strike

Chest hair is alpha, brother. Obviously, too much can be a problem, but that is easily trimmable. A moderate amount is essential and, believe it or not, chicks like to see that you have it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1648142&forum_id=2#18070785)



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Date: May 23rd, 2011 4:26 PM
Author: autistic chapel

fuckkkkk, my chest flora is extremely beta.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1648142&forum_id=2#18070957)



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Date: May 23rd, 2011 3:38 PM
Author: startling cowardly temple

don't talk about your work outside of the office.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1648142&forum_id=2#18070634)



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Date: May 23rd, 2011 3:41 PM
Author: odious theater

So credited. Work is what you do, not who you are.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1648142&forum_id=2#18070656)



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Date: May 23rd, 2011 3:45 PM
Author: Snowy passionate nursing home reading party

Every man should be minimally proficient in at least one "blue collar" skill ie plumbing, masonry, auto mechanics, carpentry etc.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1648142&forum_id=2#18070686)



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Date: May 23rd, 2011 4:03 PM
Author: pea-brained preventive strike

Don't live somewhere likely to be obliterated by a deathquake any day now (e.g. West Coast)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1648142&forum_id=2#18070802)



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Date: May 23rd, 2011 4:03 PM
Author: odious theater

Or any other natural disaster, for that matter.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1648142&forum_id=2#18070808)



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Date: May 23rd, 2011 4:08 PM
Author: pea-brained preventive strike

Many natural disasters (e.g., hurricanes, floods) can be predicted with enough time to allow you to get away and save your property.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1648142&forum_id=2#18070841)



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Date: May 23rd, 2011 4:09 PM
Author: odious theater

My point was that, at least for the most part, the places where these things are common aren't very desirable.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1648142&forum_id=2#18070848)



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Date: May 23rd, 2011 4:12 PM
Author: pea-brained preventive strike

My point was that overdue, 150-year deathquakes are in a league of their own w/r/t natural disasters and should be avoided at all costs.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1648142&forum_id=2#18070867)



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Date: May 23rd, 2011 4:17 PM
Author: Self-absorbed electric idea he suggested stage

the nytimes had a graph showing the the worst places for natural disasters are like in the lower midwest b/c of tornadoes, floods and new madrid fault.

sf bay areas was lower than chicago unbelievably.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1648142&forum_id=2#18070904)



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Date: May 23rd, 2011 4:24 PM
Author: pea-brained preventive strike

yeah I've seen that and it's horseshit... it equalizes all natural disasters... so dumb

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1648142&forum_id=2#18070946)



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Date: May 23rd, 2011 4:07 PM
Author: pea-brained preventive strike

When out on a date, don't ask too many "what", "when", and "who" questions that have simple factual answers. Ask more hows and whys.

Always pay for the first and second dinner, no matter what she says.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1648142&forum_id=2#18070832)



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Date: May 23rd, 2011 10:36 PM
Author: Appetizing Obsidian Depressive Dilemma

"When out on a date, don't ask too many "what", "when", and "who" questions that have simple factual answers. Ask more hows and whys."

this is pretty credited for most social situations actually, not just dates.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1648142&forum_id=2#18073654)



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Date: May 23rd, 2011 4:11 PM
Author: pea-brained preventive strike

If you're an atheist or agnostic, don't flaunt it. Even if you're talking to someone who has revealed themselves to be an atheist or agnostic.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1648142&forum_id=2#18070865)



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Date: May 23rd, 2011 4:20 PM
Author: Self-absorbed electric idea he suggested stage

I used to have Life's Little Instruction Book in my bathroom as a kid and vividly recall this one:

85. Never encourage anyone to become a lawyer

http://www.scribd.com/doc/7783432/Browne-H-Jackson-Lifes-Little-Instruction-Book-I-II-III-Maxims



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1648142&forum_id=2#18070925)



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Date: May 23rd, 2011 8:04 PM
Author: Self-centered Home Sex Offender

i like how it's right next to "do not smoke"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1648142&forum_id=2#18072410)



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Date: May 23rd, 2011 4:52 PM
Author: comical duck-like whorehouse nowag

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sTJ7AzBIJoI

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1648142&forum_id=2#18071111)



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Date: May 23rd, 2011 5:24 PM
Author: pea-brained preventive strike



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1648142&forum_id=2#18071346)



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Date: May 23rd, 2011 8:04 PM
Author: Lascivious walnut liquid oxygen menage

Always check the water pressure in a place before you sign a lease.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1648142&forum_id=2#18072415)



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Date: May 23rd, 2011 11:03 PM
Author: hot disgusting stead

the hot water too

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1648142&forum_id=2#18073933)



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Date: May 23rd, 2011 8:18 PM
Author: Mischievous Rigor

if you have road rage, learn to control it or get rid of it. stress is fucking bad for you and fat pwns you, and losing your shit behind the wheel constantly makes you a joke to other people. you know deep down that you'll do almost anything to avoid serious confrontation IRL, so don't act like a fucking maniac when you're hiding in the safety of your car because you got cut off four exits ago.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1648142&forum_id=2#18072514)



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Date: May 23rd, 2011 9:58 PM
Author: autistic chapel

Credited. Brother, you articulated this extremely well.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1648142&forum_id=2#18073269)



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Date: May 23rd, 2011 11:04 PM
Author: lilac regret address

not to mention that a few times I nearly got myself into actual confrontations I didn't want to be in due to impulsively yelling shit at people from my window. The sound of the engine and the steel frame around you are like drunk balls.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1648142&forum_id=2#18073943)



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Date: May 23rd, 2011 9:29 PM
Author: Very tactful boltzmann spot

spf, antioxidants, h2o, coke zero, haribo gummies.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1648142&forum_id=2#18072990)



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Date: May 23rd, 2011 10:39 PM
Author: Marvelous Coral Newt Generalized Bond

i like all of these things

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1648142&forum_id=2#18073680)



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Date: May 23rd, 2011 11:00 PM
Author: lilac regret address

Badmouthing someone else to try to save face for yourself usually backfires

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1648142&forum_id=2#18073902)



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Date: May 24th, 2011 1:27 AM
Author: heady state puppy

Yup. You can often turn a fuck-up into a boon by taking responsibility for stuff up-front. It's an alpha move.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1648142&forum_id=2#18075419)



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Date: May 23rd, 2011 11:02 PM
Author: lilac regret address

Go out of your way to do a good job in every internship and job you have. People will notice and remember you and their help may come in handy later. This came true for me recently.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1648142&forum_id=2#18073920)



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Date: May 24th, 2011 3:24 PM
Author: pea-brained preventive strike

Live within 10 minutes of where you work. People spend way too much time in transit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1648142&forum_id=2#18078522)



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Date: May 24th, 2011 3:31 PM
Author: slap-happy orchid brunch

An exception might be if you commute by rail. Rail is relaxing and it's easy to read or do some work.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1648142&forum_id=2#18078583)



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Date: May 24th, 2011 3:28 PM
Author: slap-happy orchid brunch

-Always floss.

-Get a standing desk at work. Sitting for 40 hours a week has been shown to be HORRIBLE for your health.

-At the very least, get your company to buy you one of those nice ergonomic chairs.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1648142&forum_id=2#18078559)



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Date: June 2nd, 2011 1:00 PM
Author: purple locus

Standing at work is credited -- you also get a lot more done and you are less likely to abuse the internet

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1648142&forum_id=2#18147043)



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Date: June 2nd, 2011 1:11 PM
Author: startling cowardly temple

do you have a bar table in your office or something?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1648142&forum_id=2#18147126)



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Date: May 24th, 2011 3:38 PM
Author: Hyperactive carmine garrison wagecucks

try to be intrinsically rather than extrinsically motivated. if you're obsessed with measuring yourself as against others, odds are you'll lack contentment at best. more likely, you'll be miserable, because it is likely that someone in your reference group will stand taller.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1648142&forum_id=2#18078644)



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Date: May 31st, 2011 4:07 PM
Author: pea-brained preventive strike



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1648142&forum_id=2#18134079)



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Date: June 2nd, 2011 1:28 PM
Author: offensive dark therapy haunted graveyard

Do not allow yourself to become more than 10-15% overweight. If you do, it's almost impossible to be normal again.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1648142&forum_id=2#18147303)



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Date: July 14th, 2011 8:49 PM
Author: Big Gaming Laptop

Pick a quirky hobby and get really fucking good at it. Something like darts, bowling, juggling, magic, etc. It is an awesome icebreaker and rewarding when someone acknowledges your persistence. Mine is foosball. I picked it up in college, bought a table, practiced like hell, and started playing on the pro tour a few years later (srsly, google it). It seems dorky as shit, but when I'm at a house/bar/party with a foosball table I play for drinks and always get subtle looks of amazement that say "HTF did someone get that good at a foosball". Bonus: Beta frat guys always think they are better than you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1648142&forum_id=2#18507574)



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Date: July 15th, 2011 9:48 AM
Author: Milky ungodly fanboi

foosball is fun as shit. i got really good at it a few summers ago, never thought about buying a table though.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1648142&forum_id=2#18512264)



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Date: July 15th, 2011 10:23 AM
Author: Big Gaming Laptop

Yeah foos is a great game. It's actually quite intuitive once you get to a tournament level. If you ever want to get serious, check out netfoos.com. It lists tournaments and contact info for promoters all around the country. There are also a few good message boards (foosball.com, "the foosball board"). Check it out, you will be surprised at how many people play seriously.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1648142&forum_id=2#18512390)



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Date: August 19th, 2011 12:00 AM
Author: Costumed Feces

What a stupid fucking thing to get good at

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1648142&forum_id=2#18787092)



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Date: November 8th, 2011 6:20 PM
Author: Big Gaming Laptop

(says the tournament cup stacker)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1648142&forum_id=2#19326896)



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Date: November 8th, 2011 6:24 PM
Author: Vigorous point laser beams

Yeah I don't see how this would help socially. It makes you seem like a huge dork.

Magic makes you seem like a huge dork, but people want to see it. Being good at foosball actually decreases your ability to meet people because if theres foosball in a bar you won't be able to play it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1648142&forum_id=2#19326927)



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Date: July 15th, 2011 12:24 PM
Author: Translucent electric furnace

If you work retail and someone pays with cash, short them a dollar of they're unlikely to notice and pocket it for yourself

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1648142&forum_id=2#18513008)



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Date: July 19th, 2011 5:20 AM
Author: Rose lodge

Play an instrument. It's fun, relaxing, creative, and it will get you laid.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1648142&forum_id=2#18559773)



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Date: August 7th, 2011 1:37 AM
Author: Glittery flatulent potus

CLAP DEM CHEEKS

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1648142&forum_id=2#18700058)



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Date: November 8th, 2011 12:08 PM
Author: chestnut step-uncle's house

Don't ever, ever date a white woman.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1648142&forum_id=2#19324662)



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Date: November 8th, 2011 12:54 PM
Author: Frisky Friendly Grandma

Comfort is the most important thing in the world. And its sad there is not enough comfort out there. I never understood why everything has to be so professional and square, for lack of a better word. I am sure there are reasons for it, but I wonder what it would be like if everyone was more friendly, caring, and understanding, and focused more on comfort. For example, I remember being in the grocery store or something and I said how can the cashiers stand there all day? Why can't they just have chairs? My girlfriend said it wouldn't be professional, or something like that. I dunno...I just don't see what is so wrong with making things more comfortable.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1648142&forum_id=2#19324909)



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Date: November 8th, 2011 2:06 PM
Author: bat-shit-crazy parlor mad cow disease

180. Just 180.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1648142&forum_id=2#19325281)



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Date: November 8th, 2011 3:03 PM
Author: puce international law enforcement agency marketing idea

never do barbell bench press

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1648142&forum_id=2#19325538)



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Date: November 8th, 2011 6:20 PM
Author: concupiscible soggy lettuce

Greetings,

very nearly a credited comment

and yeah, incline bench is far superior, LOL BENCH PRESSERS ENJOY YOUR FUCKED UP SHOULDERS

jk i bench too

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1648142&forum_id=2#19326900)



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Date: November 8th, 2011 3:04 PM
Author: trip anal indian lodge sneaky criminal

gas yourself when the opportunity arises without hesitation is probably the most important one

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1648142&forum_id=2#19325542)



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Date: November 8th, 2011 6:12 PM
Author: Brass mexican trailer park

Don't ever get a bitch pregnant and avoid hard drugs.

-Dad

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1648142&forum_id=2#19326841)



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Date: November 11th, 2011 7:55 PM
Author: metal indecent hunting ground elastic band

when putting dishes in the sink, ALWAYS put enough water on them so they puddle up.

This is especially helpful for those who tend to accumulate 2-3+ days of dishes before washing. It makes a huge difference even in 10 minutes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1648142&forum_id=2#19348441)



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Date: November 11th, 2011 7:59 PM
Author: Cracking Community Account

money over everything

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1648142&forum_id=2#19348478)