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How much christmas bonus to give my paralegal?
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Date: December 10th, 2011 1:59 PM Author: pontificating thriller piazza stock car I'm a solo and I had a pretty good year. Hired a paralegal who has been pretty 180. How much to give as a bonus assuming salary is about $35k? Saved me numerous times over the year and wrote pretty much every brief. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1827967&forum_id=2#19542929) |
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Date: December 10th, 2011 2:00 PM Author: Garnet Boyish Library At least give her the equivalent of a week's worth of pay. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1827967&forum_id=2#19542939) |
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Date: December 10th, 2011 2:01 PM Author: pontificating thriller piazza stock car So $500 is about right? I don't do the payroll. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1827967&forum_id=2#19542945) |
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Date: December 10th, 2011 2:04 PM Author: Garnet Boyish Library Depends on if you want to pay her the equivalent of pre-tax salary or post. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1827967&forum_id=2#19542966) |
Date: December 10th, 2011 2:02 PM Author: aggressive genital piercing give a fucking ridiculous bonus if she's really amazing. good paralegals are extremely hard to find (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1827967&forum_id=2#19542958) |
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Date: December 10th, 2011 2:03 PM Author: pontificating thriller piazza stock car Fuck LOL came into this thread thinking about $100. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1827967&forum_id=2#19542961) |
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Date: December 10th, 2011 2:03 PM Author: fragrant twinkling ceo pervert ROFL. 100 dollars is something you'd give to your shitty intern for the year as a christmas gift. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1827967&forum_id=2#19542963) |
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Date: December 10th, 2011 2:07 PM Author: pontificating thriller piazza stock car Well I hired her as an intern, does that count? Works 40 hours a week and is in law school. Cute as shit too. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1827967&forum_id=2#19542996) |
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Date: December 10th, 2011 2:12 PM Author: fragrant twinkling ceo pervert You need to sweeten the deal if you want to her to work for you after she graduates. What's up with her working 40 hours? Is she a part-time student? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1827967&forum_id=2#19543048) |
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Date: December 10th, 2011 2:05 PM Author: aggressive genital piercing there is like a 5% chance this isnt flame. but if you're a solo and you have a fantastic paralegal WHO WRITES A GODDAMNED BRIEf for you, then got damn dont let her go (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1827967&forum_id=2#19542973) |
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Date: December 10th, 2011 2:06 PM Author: Garnet Boyish Library I think we need to know whether he won the case or not. I could get my secretary to write a brief...it would suck, but she could put some words on a paper and call it a brief. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1827967&forum_id=2#19542980) |
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Date: December 10th, 2011 2:08 PM Author: aggressive genital piercing lol fair (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1827967&forum_id=2#19543001) |
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Date: December 10th, 2011 2:09 PM Author: pontificating thriller piazza stock car She won this HUGE motion to dismiss. It was some TTT P.I. case I wanted nothing to do with and had better things to do. She won it and they ended up settling for a good chunk of change.
She's obviously lost some motions--not really her fault. THe law was against us. But everything she should have won we won. |
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Date: December 10th, 2011 2:06 PM Author: Sepia kitchen pistol How much are u making. It depends on that (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1827967&forum_id=2#19542978) |
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Date: December 10th, 2011 2:08 PM Author: trip spot Your paralegal WRITES YOUR BRIEFS? lol just lol
Give her $10k. |
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Date: December 10th, 2011 2:10 PM Author: pontificating thriller piazza stock car How the fuck am I supposed to write briefs when I'm running around MFH for court appearances?
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Date: December 10th, 2011 2:10 PM Author: pontificating thriller piazza stock car P.S. she's in law school but works full time. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1827967&forum_id=2#19543028) |
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Date: December 10th, 2011 2:22 PM Author: trip spot Okay, $20k. WTF do you want from me faggot? Wanna keep going? $30k. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1827967&forum_id=2#19543133) |
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Date: December 10th, 2011 2:09 PM Author: Lavender sanctuary pozpig I'd give her a 1K and a RAISE (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1827967&forum_id=2#19543019) |
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Date: December 10th, 2011 2:10 PM Author: pontificating thriller piazza stock car SOunds a little more fair. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1827967&forum_id=2#19543025) |
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Date: December 10th, 2011 2:11 PM Author: Lavender sanctuary pozpig yeah, I'd give her a 7500 raise. if you're not flaming, she's worth more tha 35K (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1827967&forum_id=2#19543035) |
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Date: December 10th, 2011 2:13 PM Author: pontificating thriller piazza stock car Well she's a fucking law student. Hired her for her "research resources" but she was fucking brilliant. She used to work at express.
She is smart though. Struck out at OCI and is hustling. Every lawyer I've met wants to fuck her. It would be sick if she stayed on as an atty. |
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Date: December 10th, 2011 2:15 PM Author: Lavender sanctuary pozpig You could offer her a job as a lawyer and 1K bonus plus a 5K raise. Good employees are hard to find. You'd be dumb as shit to let her go. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1827967&forum_id=2#19543070) |
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Date: December 10th, 2011 2:20 PM Author: pontificating thriller piazza stock car True. I'm not letting her go. Never thought bonuses were this high though. I thought $100 in an envelope was fine. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1827967&forum_id=2#19543122) |
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Date: December 10th, 2011 2:23 PM Author: trip spot We pay our paralegals more than that and we sometimes don't even trust them with copying. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1827967&forum_id=2#19543136) |
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Date: December 10th, 2011 2:23 PM Author: pontificating thriller piazza stock car explain (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1827967&forum_id=2#19543144) |
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Date: December 10th, 2011 2:24 PM Author: trip spot well i'm flaming we trust them with copying but little else. none would ever write any kind of legal document at all. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1827967&forum_id=2#19543147) |
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Date: December 10th, 2011 2:26 PM Author: pontificating thriller piazza stock car Not trying to be a dick, but isn't that what paras are for? Writing your briefs and motions? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1827967&forum_id=2#19543157) |
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Date: December 10th, 2011 2:26 PM Author: trip spot lol. are you fucking jokes man? what the fuck are you even talking about? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1827967&forum_id=2#19543160) |
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Date: December 10th, 2011 2:28 PM Author: pontificating thriller piazza stock car What the fuck are you talking about? Obviously I proofread it. I'm running around court all day. She's at a relatively decent law school. What's wrong with letting her write the briefs? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1827967&forum_id=2#19543169) |
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Date: December 10th, 2011 2:29 PM Author: trip spot well i mean what kind of 'law' are you practicing? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1827967&forum_id=2#19543179) |
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Date: December 10th, 2011 2:34 PM Author: pontificating thriller piazza stock car I do a lot of criminal stuffy personally (hence running around). I take care of that because it's running around. I also get personal injury, employment, believe it or not TTT civil rights type cases (tied to employment), I get the spillover for a big union in NYC that has a ton of cases but often has to send some out because of conflicts. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1827967&forum_id=2#19543208) |
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Date: December 11th, 2011 9:43 AM Author: Stirring Avocado Parlour (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1827967&forum_id=2#19547582) |
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Date: December 10th, 2011 2:11 PM Author: Embarrassed to the bone stead (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1827967&forum_id=2#19543037) |
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Date: December 10th, 2011 2:26 PM Author: startled stain area bad flame is BAD (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1827967&forum_id=2#19543158) |
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Date: December 11th, 2011 9:49 AM Author: Charismatic magenta son of senegal rigor johnsmeyer flame otoh is always good on at least some level (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1827967&forum_id=2#19547592) |
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Date: December 11th, 2011 9:50 AM Author: Dull hyperactive corner i cant believe people still buy this guy's threads as real when he has posted nothing but flame for over a year running. hilarious. 180 poster. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1827967&forum_id=2#19547593) |