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my shitlaw firm (atlantic coast state) recently hired an associa

we received 500+ resumes and over 100 T14 resumes, many with...
Peach shrine
  03/22/12
class year? rank? salary?
spectacular saffron prole
  03/22/12
he was 07 or 08 class year, i honestly can't remember. don't...
Peach shrine
  03/22/12
what'd he do before this? does he get bennies? are you an...
spectacular saffron prole
  03/22/12
WTF. 5 yr grad from CLS slumming it up in shitlaw? where t...
Erotic halford
  03/22/12
former employer was V50. there were at least 50 other applic...
Peach shrine
  03/22/12
Why would he voluntarily leave a V50 for a shitlaw firm to m...
Impressive avocado dingle berry
  03/22/12
yes obviously he was stealthed/pushed out/given the talk
Peach shrine
  03/22/12
I hope he wasn't a coa clerk at least, that would depress me
shimmering market candlestick maker
  03/22/12
didn't clerk
Peach shrine
  03/22/12
65k for a 5th year?
Galvanic Cruise Ship Selfie
  03/22/12
What would he have started at? 150k? 120k?
Impressive avocado dingle berry
  03/22/12
Just surprised. I mean not even a high 5 figure salary?
Galvanic Cruise Ship Selfie
  03/22/12
THIS. IS. SHITLAW.
Peach shrine
  03/22/12
cr
electric turdskin gas station
  03/24/12
holy shit
Sadistic Incel
  03/22/12
Still don't believe it.
Galvanic Cruise Ship Selfie
  03/22/12
No fucking way.
flesh misanthropic sneaky criminal school cafeteria
  03/22/12
lol keep telling yourself this, breh
Peach shrine
  03/22/12
practice area?
insane brass windowlicker hall
  03/22/12
shitigation
Peach shrine
  03/22/12
what kind, little breh
milky mind-boggling brunch striped hyena
  03/24/12
oh and we had 3-4 resumes from HLS bros also, just for the r...
Peach shrine
  03/22/12
No you didnt.
flesh misanthropic sneaky criminal school cafeteria
  03/23/12
If and when the economy turns around, I hope all these shite...
carnelian ungodly water buffalo home
  03/22/12
lol there are LITERALLY thousands of unemployed lawyers from...
Peach shrine
  03/22/12
Lol wtf flame. I work in shitlaw and a pretty good firm with...
frum talented roast beef
  03/22/12
(Johnsmeyer)
Peach shrine
  03/22/12
Lol wtf flame. I work in shitlaw and a pretty good firm with...
frum talented roast beef
  03/22/12
oh jesus i'm an unemployed CLS 12' person. i just read this ...
territorial native coffee pot
  03/22/12
lol the funny thing is there are so many shitheads like me a...
Fear-inspiring Mother Set
  03/22/12
fuck you asshole
territorial native coffee pot
  03/22/12
...
sexy church building
  03/23/12
Lol and this is why I appreciate my 60hr/wk 75k shitlaw job
hairraiser carmine stead clown
  03/23/12
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hairraiser carmine stead clown
  03/23/12
you assholes don't get it. THIS is how shit REALLY is. ...
exhilarant box office
  03/23/12
amen brother, you said it
Indecent nubile telephone
  03/23/12
thanks, bro. fucking XO feels like 75% non law related and ...
exhilarant box office
  03/23/12
LOL the cr
sexy church building
  03/24/12
stfu flame
cruel-hearted mood mediation
  03/24/12
daily reminder
Indecent nubile telephone
  03/24/12
States insignificant. need to know the city. is this manhatt...
titillating copper indian lodge
  03/24/12
trust me it won't make any difference
Indecent nubile telephone
  03/24/12
Big JOISEYSHORE Law?
flesh misanthropic sneaky criminal school cafeteria
  03/24/12
LOL I am CLS '08 and I have sent out over 750 targeted resum...
sexy church building
  03/24/12
What were you doing before these applications? Did you get f...
Impressive avocado dingle berry
  03/24/12
lol I was working at biglaw. Yes both interviews were for p...
sexy church building
  03/24/12
yet I see people from TTT and TTTTT schools in midlaw firms ...
flesh misanthropic sneaky criminal school cafeteria
  03/24/12
...
Impressive avocado dingle berry
  03/24/12
Flame. I was a T2 magna '11 and I got a small firm job easil...
magenta locus doctorate
  03/24/12
LOL 1) obvious flame is obvious 2) TT magna >>>&...
sexy church building
  03/24/12
you can probably fuck his girl now too
flesh misanthropic sneaky criminal school cafeteria
  03/24/12
LOL at ppl from "t14" schools who think theyll be ...
sexy church building
  03/24/12
...
exhilarant box office
  03/24/12
obvious flame is obvious. i work at a v25 in NYC and people...
stubborn point
  03/24/12
TCR. What are all these fuckholes talking about? My phone ...
aphrodisiac abnormal heaven
  03/26/12
have you gone on interviews because of them and gotten offer...
exhilarant box office
  03/27/12
flame.
cruel-hearted mood mediation
  03/24/12
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Indecent nubile telephone
  03/25/12
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Indecent nubile telephone
  03/27/12
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Indecent nubile telephone
  05/24/12
stupid flame. when I quit my biglaw job a year ago, I had...
black stimulating persian
  05/24/12
this was flame by the way
sexy church building
  05/24/12
Top 10% T14 prestigious clerkship, no worries. Why didn't yo...
Jade orchestra pit
  05/24/12


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Date: March 22nd, 2012 6:52 PM
Author: Peach shrine

we received 500+ resumes and over 100 T14 resumes, many with biglaw experience.

interviewed 10 people. the one we offered accepted on the spot (when we phoned him with the offer). he is a CLS grad.

fucking lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1905010&forum_id=2#20271054)



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Date: March 22nd, 2012 6:53 PM
Author: spectacular saffron prole

class year? rank? salary?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1905010&forum_id=2#20271061)



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Date: March 22nd, 2012 6:54 PM
Author: Peach shrine

he was 07 or 08 class year, i honestly can't remember. don't know what his class rank was (i didn't go to CLS).

i think he's starting at $65k.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1905010&forum_id=2#20271067)



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Date: March 22nd, 2012 7:01 PM
Author: spectacular saffron prole

what'd he do before this?

does he get bennies?

are you an associate too?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1905010&forum_id=2#20271103)



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Date: March 22nd, 2012 7:02 PM
Author: Erotic halford

WTF. 5 yr grad from CLS slumming it up in shitlaw? where the fuck was his former employment?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1905010&forum_id=2#20271109)



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Date: March 22nd, 2012 7:05 PM
Author: Peach shrine

former employer was V50. there were at least 50 other applicants that had V100 firm experience, although not necessarily all of them were applying directly from working in biglaw.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1905010&forum_id=2#20271121)



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Date: March 22nd, 2012 7:19 PM
Author: Impressive avocado dingle berry

Why would he voluntarily leave a V50 for a shitlaw firm to make half the salary? Was he pushed out of the V50?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1905010&forum_id=2#20271218)



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Date: March 22nd, 2012 7:21 PM
Author: Peach shrine

yes obviously he was stealthed/pushed out/given the talk

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1905010&forum_id=2#20271233)



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Date: March 22nd, 2012 6:53 PM
Author: shimmering market candlestick maker

I hope he wasn't a coa clerk at least, that would depress me

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1905010&forum_id=2#20271058)



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Date: March 22nd, 2012 6:54 PM
Author: Peach shrine

didn't clerk

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1905010&forum_id=2#20271068)



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Date: March 22nd, 2012 7:17 PM
Author: Galvanic Cruise Ship Selfie

65k for a 5th year?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1905010&forum_id=2#20271204)



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Date: March 22nd, 2012 7:18 PM
Author: Impressive avocado dingle berry

What would he have started at?

150k? 120k?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1905010&forum_id=2#20271213)



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Date: March 22nd, 2012 7:21 PM
Author: Galvanic Cruise Ship Selfie

Just surprised. I mean not even a high 5 figure salary?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1905010&forum_id=2#20271232)



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Date: March 22nd, 2012 7:21 PM
Author: Peach shrine

THIS. IS. SHITLAW.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1905010&forum_id=2#20271237)



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Date: March 24th, 2012 4:57 PM
Author: electric turdskin gas station

cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1905010&forum_id=2#20286835)



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Date: March 22nd, 2012 7:37 PM
Author: Sadistic Incel

holy shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1905010&forum_id=2#20271337)



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Date: March 22nd, 2012 7:40 PM
Author: Galvanic Cruise Ship Selfie

Still don't believe it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1905010&forum_id=2#20271359)



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Date: March 22nd, 2012 7:50 PM
Author: flesh misanthropic sneaky criminal school cafeteria

No fucking way.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1905010&forum_id=2#20271430)



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Date: March 22nd, 2012 10:44 PM
Author: Peach shrine

lol keep telling yourself this, breh

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1905010&forum_id=2#20272667)



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Date: March 22nd, 2012 7:54 PM
Author: insane brass windowlicker hall

practice area?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1905010&forum_id=2#20271455)



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Date: March 22nd, 2012 10:44 PM
Author: Peach shrine

shitigation

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1905010&forum_id=2#20272662)



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Date: March 24th, 2012 3:08 PM
Author: milky mind-boggling brunch striped hyena

what kind, little breh

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1905010&forum_id=2#20285092)



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Date: March 22nd, 2012 11:02 PM
Author: Peach shrine

oh and we had 3-4 resumes from HLS bros also, just for the record.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1905010&forum_id=2#20272808)



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Date: March 23rd, 2012 4:40 PM
Author: flesh misanthropic sneaky criminal school cafeteria

No you didnt.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1905010&forum_id=2#20277998)



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Date: March 22nd, 2012 11:04 PM
Author: carnelian ungodly water buffalo home

If and when the economy turns around, I hope all these shitemployers who have forsaken their normal schools where they recruit get fucked over by their overqualified hires.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1905010&forum_id=2#20272828)



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Date: March 22nd, 2012 11:06 PM
Author: Peach shrine

lol there are LITERALLY thousands of unemployed lawyers from T25 schools. you don't think we could have another one of these bros in a minute when we decide our hiring needs justify it?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1905010&forum_id=2#20272844)



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Date: March 22nd, 2012 11:06 PM
Author: frum talented roast beef

Lol wtf flame. I work in shitlaw and a pretty good firm within shitlaw. In mfh and when we poast for a new job we'd be lucky if we can get a st.johns grad with solid experience/ non aspie

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1905010&forum_id=2#20272848)



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Date: March 22nd, 2012 11:07 PM
Author: Peach shrine

(Johnsmeyer)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1905010&forum_id=2#20272856)



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Date: March 22nd, 2012 11:06 PM
Author: frum talented roast beef

Lol wtf flame. I work in shitlaw and a pretty good firm within shitlaw. In mfh and when we poast for a new job we'd be lucky if we can get a st.johns grad with solid experience/ non aspie

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1905010&forum_id=2#20272849)



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Date: March 22nd, 2012 11:29 PM
Author: territorial native coffee pot

oh jesus i'm an unemployed CLS 12' person. i just read this and now i fucking want to cry.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1905010&forum_id=2#20273030)



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Date: March 22nd, 2012 11:32 PM
Author: Fear-inspiring Mother Set

lol the funny thing is there are so many shitheads like me and wrassler who treat biglaw like a fucking chore and wish we could get fucking fired. lol just lol.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1905010&forum_id=2#20273079)



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Date: March 22nd, 2012 11:57 PM
Author: territorial native coffee pot

fuck you asshole

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1905010&forum_id=2#20273353)



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Date: March 23rd, 2012 4:39 PM
Author: sexy church building



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1905010&forum_id=2#20277988)



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Date: March 23rd, 2012 8:28 PM
Author: hairraiser carmine stead clown

Lol and this is why I appreciate my 60hr/wk 75k shitlaw job

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1905010&forum_id=2#20279755)



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Date: March 23rd, 2012 8:57 PM
Author: hairraiser carmine stead clown



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1905010&forum_id=2#20279878)



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Date: March 23rd, 2012 9:01 PM
Author: exhilarant box office

you assholes don't get it.

THIS is how shit REALLY is.

I know of a V5 who has nothing. Is about to get canned and is looking at NYC/NJ ID "midlaw".

Goodbye 300k...HELLO 65k...IF YOUR FUCKING LUCKY.

And as she looks with her basically NO real legal experience, she is getting no interviewed left and right. Those jobs go to other shitlawyers who paid dues and know the boilerplate and have 100 deps under their belt from NYLS.

this is how it is. period. the field is basically over.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1905010&forum_id=2#20279900)



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Date: March 23rd, 2012 9:07 PM
Author: Indecent nubile telephone

amen brother, you said it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1905010&forum_id=2#20279923)



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Date: March 23rd, 2012 9:19 PM
Author: exhilarant box office

thanks, bro. fucking XO feels like 75% non law related and the 25% who are are either fucking delusional or legit don't have a clue.

Anyone who goes to law school right now and the place is not HYS or not set up with a free ride elsewhere is pretty much fucking out of their mind. Your world is Kings Civil, Bronx Civil, or, if your lucky, Hudson Civil and Bergen Civil. In a wash and wear suit, wondering if the translator will get the "flavor" of the injuries to the jury.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1905010&forum_id=2#20279979)



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Date: March 24th, 2012 3:07 PM
Author: sexy church building

LOL the cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1905010&forum_id=2#20285086)



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Date: March 24th, 2012 7:22 PM
Author: cruel-hearted mood mediation

stfu flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1905010&forum_id=2#20288049)



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Date: March 24th, 2012 2:43 PM
Author: Indecent nubile telephone

daily reminder

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1905010&forum_id=2#20284950)



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Date: March 24th, 2012 2:47 PM
Author: titillating copper indian lodge

States insignificant. need to know the city. is this manhatten (or a dirty borough) or another boss city like philly, boston, seaside heights etc...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1905010&forum_id=2#20284973)



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Date: March 24th, 2012 2:53 PM
Author: Indecent nubile telephone

trust me it won't make any difference

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1905010&forum_id=2#20285014)



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Date: March 24th, 2012 5:01 PM
Author: flesh misanthropic sneaky criminal school cafeteria

Big JOISEYSHORE Law?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1905010&forum_id=2#20287136)



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Date: March 24th, 2012 3:11 PM
Author: sexy church building

LOL I am CLS '08 and I have sent out over 750 targeted resumes and cover letters in the two states I am admitted in over the last six months. ZERO interviews for big law or midlaw. Two interviews total: one for shitty local government and one for ID shitlaw.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1905010&forum_id=2#20285107)



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Date: March 24th, 2012 3:20 PM
Author: Impressive avocado dingle berry

What were you doing before these applications? Did you get fired? Were both of the interviews for paid positions?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1905010&forum_id=2#20285176)



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Date: March 24th, 2012 3:24 PM
Author: sexy church building

lol I was working at biglaw. Yes both interviews were for paying jobs although both were sub $75k

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1905010&forum_id=2#20285211)



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Date: March 24th, 2012 5:11 PM
Author: flesh misanthropic sneaky criminal school cafeteria

yet I see people from TTT and TTTTT schools in midlaw firms all over the NYC area. what's up wit dat?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1905010&forum_id=2#20287200)



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Date: March 24th, 2012 3:23 PM
Author: Impressive avocado dingle berry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1905010&forum_id=2#20285202)



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Date: March 24th, 2012 3:25 PM
Author: magenta locus doctorate

Flame. I was a T2 magna '11 and I got a small firm job easily in spite of being a biglaw strikeout, and I make much more than the person described in the OP.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1905010&forum_id=2#20285214)



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Date: March 24th, 2012 3:28 PM
Author: sexy church building

LOL 1) obvious flame is obvious

2) TT magna >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> T6 median in the eyes of most employers ~especially~ if the firm is located near the TT and away from the T6

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1905010&forum_id=2#20285239)



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Date: March 24th, 2012 5:02 PM
Author: flesh misanthropic sneaky criminal school cafeteria

you can probably fuck his girl now too

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1905010&forum_id=2#20287142)



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Date: March 24th, 2012 4:00 PM
Author: sexy church building

LOL at ppl from "t14" schools who think theyll be making $125k/yr four years out of graduation. This profession is fucked

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1905010&forum_id=2#20285432)



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Date: March 24th, 2012 5:08 PM
Author: exhilarant box office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1905010&forum_id=2#20287179)



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Date: March 24th, 2012 5:47 PM
Author: stubborn point

obvious flame is obvious. i work at a v25 in NYC and people who've been laid off from my firm have found nyc midlaw without tons of trouble.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1905010&forum_id=2#20287465)



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Date: March 26th, 2012 9:59 PM
Author: aphrodisiac abnormal heaven

TCR. What are all these fuckholes talking about? My phone rings off the hook with recruiters.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1905010&forum_id=2#20308324)



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Date: March 27th, 2012 5:45 PM
Author: exhilarant box office

have you gone on interviews because of them and gotten offers? headhunters are on the phone ALL DAY pitching jobs and not only that, there are usually SEVERAL pimping one job.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1905010&forum_id=2#20315469)



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Date: March 24th, 2012 7:23 PM
Author: cruel-hearted mood mediation

flame.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1905010&forum_id=2#20288064)



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Date: March 25th, 2012 4:10 PM
Author: Indecent nubile telephone

.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1905010&forum_id=2#20294020)



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Date: March 27th, 2012 5:14 PM
Author: Indecent nubile telephone

.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1905010&forum_id=2#20315242)



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Date: May 24th, 2012 10:35 PM
Author: Indecent nubile telephone

.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1905010&forum_id=2#20761711)



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Date: May 24th, 2012 10:54 PM
Author: black stimulating persian

stupid flame.

when I quit my biglaw job a year ago, I had 2 offers to lateral to another biglaw firm and an in-house offer at 160k + 20% bonus. I took the in-house offer.

I submitted my resume to about 15 places, got 3 interviews and 3 offers. htfh you flaming faggots.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1905010&forum_id=2#20761855)



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Date: May 24th, 2012 11:05 PM
Author: sexy church building

this was flame by the way

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1905010&forum_id=2#20761926)



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Date: May 24th, 2012 11:33 PM
Author: Jade orchestra pit

Top 10% T14 prestigious clerkship, no worries. Why didn't you doods just work harder on the lsat and exams?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1905010&forum_id=2#20762231)