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Explain: how does JPM lose $2bil b/c of one fucking division of
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Date: May 12th, 2012 7:06 PM Author: Gold clown turdskin one, non-NYC office over the course of a couple weeks? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1947144&forum_id=2#20678350) |
Date: May 12th, 2012 7:07 PM Author: frum preventive strike persian They zigged when they should have zagged, ostensibly (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1947144&forum_id=2#20678357) |
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Date: May 12th, 2012 7:20 PM Author: Emerald mediation They hold over 2 trillion in assets. Small fluctuations can mean huge losses. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1947144&forum_id=2#20678450) |
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Date: May 12th, 2012 7:24 PM Author: iridescent range azn those are not their assets, friend. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1947144&forum_id=2#20678484) |
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Date: May 12th, 2012 7:25 PM Author: Aromatic Masturbator Halford (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1947144&forum_id=2#20678497) |
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Date: May 12th, 2012 7:29 PM Author: Emerald mediation Whatever they are, decline in their value counts as a loss for JPM. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1947144&forum_id=2#20678523) |
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Date: May 12th, 2012 7:25 PM Author: Olive Slippery Degenerate Abode correct me if I'm wrong, but you're wrong: http://finance.yahoo.com/q/bs?s=JPM+Balance+Sheet&annual |
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Date: May 12th, 2012 7:27 PM Author: Emerald mediation Huh? "Total Assets 2,265,792,000" |
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Date: May 12th, 2012 7:28 PM Author: Big-titted boyish stage uhhh yeah they have over 2 trillion in assets
"all numbers in thousands" |
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Date: May 12th, 2012 7:30 PM Author: Olive Slippery Degenerate Abode that's insane! that's 1/5 of our GDP! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1947144&forum_id=2#20678528) |
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Date: May 12th, 2012 7:31 PM Author: Big-titted boyish stage You're comparing a stock with a flow (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1947144&forum_id=2#20678531) |
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Date: May 12th, 2012 7:32 PM Author: Olive Slippery Degenerate Abode Xplain (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1947144&forum_id=2#20678538) |
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Date: May 12th, 2012 7:34 PM Author: Big-titted boyish stage http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Stock_and_flow (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1947144&forum_id=2#20678555) |
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Date: May 12th, 2012 7:42 PM Author: Olive Slippery Degenerate Abode tyty (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1947144&forum_id=2#20678591) |
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Date: May 12th, 2012 7:31 PM Author: Emerald mediation ...but it's only a tiny fraction of our total assets. Their revenues are only 90 billion. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1947144&forum_id=2#20678532) |
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Date: May 12th, 2012 7:31 PM Author: Olive Slippery Degenerate Abode what are our total assets (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1947144&forum_id=2#20678536) |
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Date: May 12th, 2012 7:33 PM Author: Emerald mediation No idea where you'd find that data, but even just the balance sheet assets of all public companies will be a huge number. That doesn't even count all private real estate, etc. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1947144&forum_id=2#20678549) |
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Date: May 12th, 2012 7:33 PM Author: Big-titted boyish stage http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Financial_position_of_the_United_States (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1947144&forum_id=2#20678552) |
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Date: May 12th, 2012 7:42 PM Author: Olive Slippery Degenerate Abode tyty (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1947144&forum_id=2#20678588) |
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Date: May 12th, 2012 8:05 PM Author: cowardly bat-shit-crazy travel guidebook holy shit, that is next-level retarded (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1947144&forum_id=2#20678780) |
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Date: May 12th, 2012 7:22 PM Author: bisexual nursing home Job creators have to take risks sometimes. That's what makes capitalism work. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1947144&forum_id=2#20678471) |
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Date: May 12th, 2012 7:25 PM Author: Gold clown turdskin *loses trillions of dollars on a 'necessary' risk*
*seeks bailout from government*
*is a job creator* |
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Date: May 12th, 2012 7:31 PM Author: bisexual nursing home The banks were forced to accept the bailout just as they were forced to give mortgages to blacks and hispanics. The job creators get shitted on by our government. Sometimes at night I say a prayer for them while I read my favorite passage from the Bible (Matthew 5:5): Blessed are the job creators; for they shall inherit the earth. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1947144&forum_id=2#20678530) |
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Date: May 12th, 2012 7:59 PM Author: black unholy sandwich area brother, you're a fucking moron. last quarter, BoA, GS, etc, made money trading on every day except for 1-2. think about that. they have a biz where they make money every day. the only way such a business can function over the long term is if there are also catastrophic losses every 5-10 years. its fundamentally corrupt. they think they're masters of the universe for making a consistent daily return, but thats only made possible by the massive losses they expose themselves too if things dont go as expected. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1947144&forum_id=2#20678709) |
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Date: May 12th, 2012 9:36 PM Author: Appetizing Deer Antler Stage you realize he was flame, right? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1947144&forum_id=2#20679405) |
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Date: May 12th, 2012 7:29 PM Author: Onyx mind-boggling voyeur just make some excels sheets and let it do what it do (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1947144&forum_id=2#20678525) |
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Date: May 12th, 2012 7:44 PM Author: odious massive business firm chad fucktard senior people taking risks they don't understand (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1947144&forum_id=2#20678605) |
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Date: May 12th, 2012 8:03 PM Author: Mahogany Goyim Puppy HOW COULD ARE GOVT ALLOW THIS? (libtard) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1947144&forum_id=2#20678759) |
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Date: May 12th, 2012 9:45 PM Author: poppy arousing jew boltzmann Credited explanation: http://dealbreaker.com/2012/05/the-tale-of-a-whale-of-a-fail/
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