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Date: May 13th, 2012 9:05 AM Author: Coral boyish factory reset button spot EDUCATION Harvard Law School, Cambridge, MA J.D. expected May 2012 • Harvard Journal of Law & Public Policy, Assistant Articles Editor & Executive Editor • Supreme Court and Appellate Practice Clinic • Research Assistant for Professor William J. Stuntz o Conducted research for Professor Stuntz’s book The Collapse of American Criminal Justice.
The Ohio State University, Columbus, OH B.A. in Economics and Political Science with Honors & Research Distinction, June 2009 • summa cum laude • Edwin Smart Prize for Undergraduate Achievement in Economics • Francis R. Aumann Award for Distinguished Senior Achievement in Political Science • Thesis: Explaining Judicial Behavior on the Federal Sentencing Guidelines o An empirical analysis of the behavior of courts of appeals judges on issues relating to the Federal Sentencing Guidelines. • Study Abroad: St. Anne’s College, Oxford University
EXPERIENCE The Honorable Raymond M. Kethledge, Ann Arbor, MI Law Clerk, United States Court of Appeals for the Sixth Circuit, 2013-2014.
Gibson, Dunn & Crutcher LLP, Washington, D.C. Associate, 2012–2013; Summer Associate, 2011. Wrote brief challenging EPA regulations. Drafted portion of sentencing memorandum in honest-services fraud case. Wrote article on SEC hedge fund enforcement actions. Wrote labor law memorandum for NFL lockout litigation. Wrote memorandum on State Department policy concerning enforcement of foreign judgments in transnational litigation.
Antitrust Section, Ohio Attorney General, Columbus, OH Legal Intern, Summer 2010. Second-chaired deposition of key witness in complex litigation concerning bid-rigging in the insurance industry. Wrote reply to motion for partial summary judgment in same case. Directed investigation into alleged anti-competitive conduct in state purchases.
PUBLICATIONS Recent Development, A Retreat From Decision by Rule in Ashcroft v. Iqbal, 129 S.Ct. 1937, 33 HARV. J.L. & PUB. POL’Y 1191 (2010).
PERSONAL Brewer of fine craft ales. Participated in Boston Marathon (2010) Science fiction and romance novels and magazines Travel: France, Italy, Belgium, Sweden and Eastern Canada
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Date: May 13th, 2012 10:21 AM Author: Coral boyish factory reset button spot (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1947567&forum_id=2#20681981) |
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Date: May 13th, 2012 10:22 AM Author: Obsidian Doobsian Toilet Seat THE Ohio State University?
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Date: May 13th, 2012 10:23 AM Author: Coral boyish factory reset button spot summa cum laude, bro. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1947567&forum_id=2#20681986) |
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Date: May 13th, 2012 3:02 PM Author: effete old irish cottage So he walked all over a bunch of mouth-breathers.
Only HLS would accept trash like this. |
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Date: May 13th, 2012 3:03 PM Author: Coral boyish factory reset button spot What makes you think Yale and Stanford wouldn't? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1947567&forum_id=2#20683368) |
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Date: May 13th, 2012 10:25 AM Author: Twinkling hell i thought you weren't allowed to put future jobs on your resume or future time periods for jobs on your resume? this guy has no idea whether he'll have his gibson dunn job until 2013. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1947567&forum_id=2#20681989) |
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Date: May 13th, 2012 10:29 AM Author: ivory nursing home Kethledge is a legit brosef. Rising star who clerked for Kennedy. In the now unlikely event that Sutton moves upstairs - impossible, I think, but others disagree - keth becomes the leader of the right wing of dat prestigious 6th circuit (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1947567&forum_id=2#20681995) |
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Date: May 13th, 2012 10:31 AM Author: Coral boyish factory reset button spot Why does it say Ann Arbor? I thought they sit in Cincinnati? Any idea? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1947567&forum_id=2#20682000) |
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Date: May 13th, 2012 10:49 AM Author: grizzly field regret no honors? go back to collecting trash mr. chowdhury (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1947567&forum_id=2#20682037) |
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Date: May 13th, 2012 10:49 AM Author: ivory nursing home Damn bro, r u really this ignorant of the ways of COA?? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1947567&forum_id=2#20682038) |
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Date: May 13th, 2012 10:50 AM Author: grizzly field regret he'll get that shit rescinded when they find out he's a trash collector (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1947567&forum_id=2#20682041) |
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Date: May 13th, 2012 10:51 AM Author: Coral boyish factory reset button spot I looked it up. They only occasionally meet in Cincinnati for oral cock sucking (I mean, argument). Sometimes they meet in the local cities in the Sixth Circuit--Detroit and Ann Arbor in MI. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1947567&forum_id=2#20682042) |
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Date: May 13th, 2012 10:53 AM Author: ivory nursing home u don't get it. Judges sit in whatever the fuck city dey be feelin like. Then they travel to hear argument in dat circuit seat (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1947567&forum_id=2#20682049) |
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Date: May 13th, 2012 11:01 AM Author: Coral boyish factory reset button spot nice bro. Is that how your going to be doing it in the 8th circuit, breh? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1947567&forum_id=2#20682075) |
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Date: May 13th, 2012 11:06 AM Author: ivory nursing home I turned down my 8th cir offer. But yeah, if I had taken it I would done have been trapped in the hinterlands wif dem fine dime Scandinavian women almost all year round, save a few weeks a year in dat St Louie (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1947567&forum_id=2#20682108) |
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Date: May 13th, 2012 11:10 AM Author: Coral boyish factory reset button spot Would you personally put the Sixth Circuit fourth in terms of prestige (DC, 9th, Second, 7th, 6th?? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1947567&forum_id=2#20682128) |
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Date: May 13th, 2012 11:20 AM Author: ivory nursing home Lol, no. 4th, 3d, 1st traditionally have more cachet. And 5th has a lot of strong judges - Jones, Higginbotham, Garza, King (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1947567&forum_id=2#20682181) |
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Date: May 13th, 2012 11:11 AM Author: grizzly field regret and yet, despite having accomplished the thing you wasted the greater part of your twenties to accomplish, exactly like the rest of your life, you would have remained a virgin. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1947567&forum_id=2#20682135) |
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Date: May 13th, 2012 11:12 AM Author: Coral boyish factory reset button spot Why so harsh, brother? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1947567&forum_id=2#20682140) |
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Date: May 13th, 2012 11:15 AM Author: grizzly field regret bro, i will only say this once because it borders on irl, which i don't like mixing in here. you poast 24/7 about some faggotry that nobody gives a shit about. you've got to live brother, LIVE IRL! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1947567&forum_id=2#20682155) |
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Date: May 13th, 2012 11:17 AM Author: Coral boyish factory reset button spot How should I live in real life? I do. I just trying to become a COA clerk and get some prestige. People do genuinely care about these things. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1947567&forum_id=2#20682165) |
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Date: May 13th, 2012 11:20 AM Author: grizzly field regret i don't think you do man. otherwise you wouldn't idolize such a meaningless distinction. the vast vast majority of lawyers are terrible people with toxic personalities, and that includes coa judges and their clerks. these are faggots who've done nothing but be faggots their whole lives.
do something fun today like play basketball, fish or just drive around and shoot the shit with your friends. don't think about coa today. i'm begging you bro. you've got to live irl. |
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Date: May 13th, 2012 11:22 AM Author: Coral boyish factory reset button spot Your right, bro. Bullshit aside, I just feel like that credential would propel my career in ways that I can't otherwise.
What are some things you do to make you happy/motivate you? |
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Date: May 13th, 2012 11:22 AM Author: ivory nursing home But I'm not a virgin, and I spent very little effort trying to get the clerkship. Though I did spend 3 years in school, obvi (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1947567&forum_id=2#20682192) |
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Date: May 13th, 2012 11:24 AM Author: Coral boyish factory reset button spot Are your parents proud of u that you got that clerkship, or are they indifferent? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1947567&forum_id=2#20682204) |
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Date: May 13th, 2012 11:25 AM Author: ivory nursing home Mom's very proud, dad's a dick (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1947567&forum_id=2#20682215) |
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Date: May 13th, 2012 11:26 AM Author: Coral boyish factory reset button spot Why is your dad a dick? Divorced? Dead beat? Also, looking back since your final day senior year at high school, can you genuinely say your happy with what you've accomplished in life thus far? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1947567&forum_id=2#20682219) |
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Date: May 13th, 2012 11:30 AM Author: ivory nursing home You have no interest in the nature of my dad's dickishness. I could be a lot happier. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1947567&forum_id=2#20682242) |
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Date: May 13th, 2012 11:35 AM Author: Coral boyish factory reset button spot No seriously I am. I like learning from other people's experiences and perspectives on life. If your not willing to share, it's cool though. I respect that.
I'm reading this article http://www.harvardlawreview.org/media/pdf/vol125_weisberg.pdf |
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Date: May 13th, 2012 11:37 AM Author: grizzly field regret man, see this is what i'm talking about. i am saddened that my coa bro wasted the best part of his youth to accomplish something that has brought him not fulfillment at all. he's just trying to live up to an ideal perpetuated by walking devils--the legal establishment.
slim, the fact that you mentioned your career when someone is actually pleading with you to just be a real person for once is troubling |
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Date: May 13th, 2012 11:42 AM Author: Coral boyish factory reset button spot I know bro, but my point of pursuing a COA was to use it as a means to an end (i.e., getting a lucrative career that can pave the ways for me to become happy).
Can you share what makes you happy? |
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Date: May 13th, 2012 11:48 AM Author: grizzly field regret let me start by saying that i definitely toil away to accomplish pointless goals that are really nothing more than a waste of my life. if I succeed? i'm just one of the bad guys. good for me. occasionally i have existential fits like this one and realize that something's wrong.
living a full life makes me happy. just getting outside, doing cool stuff. charity work is nice when i can do it. i've never taken the time to figure out what i would do on a day to day basis if I didn't lawyer, so I'm not sure what besides enjoying myself what would make me happy. my life is lacking because of that |
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Date: May 13th, 2012 11:56 AM Author: Coral boyish factory reset button spot Your second paragraph was hard to follow. Can you re-articulate what you tried to say? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1947567&forum_id=2#20682347) |
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Date: May 13th, 2012 11:44 AM Author: ivory nursing home No, it has brought me fullfillment. It just could've been better and on a faster timetable (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1947567&forum_id=2#20682310) |
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Date: May 13th, 2012 11:58 AM Author: Stimulating honey-headed twinkling uncleanness didnt you retire, douche? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1947567&forum_id=2#20682356) |
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Date: May 13th, 2012 1:06 PM Author: ivory nursing home unretired (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1947567&forum_id=2#20682690) |
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Date: May 13th, 2012 10:53 AM Author: tantric state skinny woman Science fiction and romance novels and magazines (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1947567&forum_id=2#20682048) |
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Date: May 13th, 2012 11:23 AM Author: Trip swollen hall telephone LOL at "Eastern Canada"
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Date: May 13th, 2012 11:49 AM Author: irradiated rehab clown Romance novels? Ghey? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1947567&forum_id=2#20682325) |
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Date: May 13th, 2012 11:58 AM Author: vigorous dark karate black woman why does he list so much shit that hasn't happened yet (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1947567&forum_id=2#20682353) |
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Date: May 13th, 2012 11:59 AM Author: Coral boyish factory reset button spot like what? He is pretty well accomplished (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1947567&forum_id=2#20682360) |
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Date: May 13th, 2012 12:16 PM Author: Citrine Hairraiser Boistinker Listing the clerkship is fine. The associate position less so. He should have the summer experience with an "Offer Extended" byline if he really wants to emphasize the point. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1947567&forum_id=2#20682431) |
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Date: May 13th, 2012 1:14 PM Author: Coral boyish factory reset button spot No. Arial. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1947567&forum_id=2#20682717) |
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