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the highly impracticable fetish revealed (see previous thread)

(see http://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954131&m...
citrine home friendly grandma
  05/22/12
I love how this flame integrates potency into the fetish wit...
Beady-eyed pistol corner
  05/22/12
potency or impotence? if the former, I don't get it, where's...
citrine home friendly grandma
  05/22/12
Impotence, sorry. Yes, tell me.
Beady-eyed pistol corner
  05/22/12
so when I was six years old, I saw a commercial for Dr. Mari...
citrine home friendly grandma
  05/22/12
Holy shit. Any other childhood trauma/weirdness? Any othe...
Beady-eyed pistol corner
  05/22/12
well I forgot to add that the masturbating prone was inspire...
supple tan center
  05/22/12
I knew this was you.
Beady-eyed pistol corner
  05/22/12
how clever. other than that, on and off depression, total la...
supple tan center
  05/22/12
No wonder you didn't enjoy the sex with that girl you just w...
Beady-eyed pistol corner
  05/22/12
well, there are two problems: 1) vanilla sex obviously do...
supple tan center
  05/22/12
lol, if mario did all this shit to you just imagine how fuck...
Kink-friendly garrison immigrant
  05/23/12
never played Mario, just commercials
supple tan center
  05/23/12
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Infuriating goal in life
  06/24/12
are u kidding? girls love this shit, it's just dominance/sub...
Slimy talented mental disorder organic girlfriend
  05/22/12
(dude trying to trick me into catching some attempted rape c...
citrine home friendly grandma
  05/22/12
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Translucent flatulent puppy stage
  05/22/12
oh shit, you're right, i found some bdsm girl who says she's...
supple tan center
  05/23/12
LOOK OUT FOR THE OP, THIS IS A CREEPYPUMO ALT
Shimmering business firm pozpig
  06/23/12


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Date: May 22nd, 2012 5:46 PM
Author: citrine home friendly grandma

(see http://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954131&mc=107&forum_id=2 )

it's mind control/hypnosis. yet to be with anyone kinky/weird enough to tell her I want to hypnotize her (though this one girl did get it out of me and then kept whispering "hypnotize me" while nibbling on my ear, kind of annoying), problem #2 is that I, of course, probably am not capable of hypnotizing anyone and best case scenario there would be a lot of lolsy fails before it ever worked

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954534&forum_id=2#20745384)



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Date: May 22nd, 2012 5:51 PM
Author: Beady-eyed pistol corner

I love how this flame integrates potency into the fetish with the fear of being unable to hypnotize someone. Honestly, this should be in a book.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954534&forum_id=2#20745413)



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Date: May 22nd, 2012 5:53 PM
Author: citrine home friendly grandma

potency or impotence? if the former, I don't get it, where's the potency? why does this belong in a book? why do you think this is flame? i'll tell you how I got into this, it's a funny story that really does belong in a book

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954534&forum_id=2#20745421)



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Date: May 22nd, 2012 5:59 PM
Author: Beady-eyed pistol corner

Impotence, sorry. Yes, tell me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954534&forum_id=2#20745463)



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Date: May 22nd, 2012 6:04 PM
Author: citrine home friendly grandma

so when I was six years old, I saw a commercial for Dr. Mario, and I think the commercial also showed the villain of the game hypnotizing people. then I saw a straight-to-video version of Babes in Toyland where, like, the toys were brainwashed into being bad toys or something. (I think that's part of the original plot.) and so, like, until I started liking girls at about 9, there was this period for 3 years where I was masturbating, prone (I've never done it the normal way) to these really weird fantasies about angels being brainwashed and turned into devils by being forced to put on red and black striped pajamas. then later it of course became more explicitly sexual in nature

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954534&forum_id=2#20745506)



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Date: May 22nd, 2012 6:18 PM
Author: Beady-eyed pistol corner

Holy shit.

Any other childhood trauma/weirdness? Any other psychological issues that persist to this day?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954534&forum_id=2#20745574)



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Date: May 22nd, 2012 6:29 PM
Author: supple tan center

well I forgot to add that the masturbating prone was inspired - I had no idea when I was 6 that I was fucking my bed - by another commercial in which Mario seemed to be squatting on flowers and turning them into toads or something.

childhood trauma... I was pretty lonely, minor child prodigy, and while not aspie, severely malcoordinated and shitastic at processing where I was in space, which took any kind of sport off the table. probably it was my increasing sense of impotence, as I moved from dominating my family and preschool (the latter not socially of course, but everyone employed there was obsessed with and in love with me), to being on the outskirts of my first grade class's social scene (which continued all through my childhood), that created this huge obsession with controlling other people. as I've kind of grown out of my coordinative problems and the social difficulties that caused me, the stuff I think about has gotten considerably less weird.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954534&forum_id=2#20745638)



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Date: May 22nd, 2012 6:29 PM
Author: Beady-eyed pistol corner

I knew this was you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954534&forum_id=2#20745641)



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Date: May 22nd, 2012 6:36 PM
Author: supple tan center

how clever. other than that, on and off depression, total lack of work ethic. although I'm very serious about jobs, but school much less so

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954534&forum_id=2#20745670)



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Date: May 22nd, 2012 6:37 PM
Author: Beady-eyed pistol corner

No wonder you didn't enjoy the sex with that girl you just wanted to cuddle or whatever. Anyway this weird shit makes you a much more interesting character so that's a plus for your board rep

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954534&forum_id=2#20745679)



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Date: May 22nd, 2012 6:44 PM
Author: supple tan center

well, there are two problems:

1) vanilla sex obviously doesn't do much for me

2) taking your dick and violently/repetitively squeezing it between your abdomen and a bed once or twice a day for about a decade is a really great way to lose almost any sensation down there. and it would be really hard to quit because anything less is just useless and sensationless. it isn't even that I need all the force, but I do really need the feeling of pressure. perhaps anal would help, not sure

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954534&forum_id=2#20745710)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 9:09 AM
Author: Kink-friendly garrison immigrant

lol, if mario did all this shit to you just imagine how fucked up you'd be if you had been a sonic fan

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954534&forum_id=2#20749968)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 12:16 PM
Author: supple tan center
Subject: never played Mario, just commercials

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954534&forum_id=2#20750675)



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Date: June 24th, 2012 1:34 PM
Author: Infuriating goal in life



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954534&forum_id=2#20948005)



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Date: May 22nd, 2012 6:05 PM
Author: Slimy talented mental disorder organic girlfriend

are u kidding? girls love this shit, it's just dominance/submission in another format

unless ur the guy who wants to get hypnotized by a woman, of course

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954534&forum_id=2#20745508)



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Date: May 22nd, 2012 6:05 PM
Author: citrine home friendly grandma

(dude trying to trick me into catching some attempted rape charge)

and no of course not

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954534&forum_id=2#20745511)



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Date: May 22nd, 2012 6:06 PM
Author: Translucent flatulent puppy stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954534&forum_id=2#20745517)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 3:54 AM
Author: supple tan center

oh shit, you're right, i found some bdsm girl who says she's totally down, has been looking for guys who are into this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954534&forum_id=2#20749695)



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Date: June 23rd, 2012 3:41 PM
Author: Shimmering business firm pozpig

LOOK OUT FOR THE OP, THIS IS A CREEPYPUMO ALT

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954534&forum_id=2#20942410)